Did you know about the -o option of the fortune program?  It makes a
selection from a set of offensive and/or obscene fortunes.  Why not
try it, and see how offended you are?  The -a ("all") option will
select a fortune at random from either the offensive or inoffensive
set, and it is suggested that "fortune -a" is the command that you
should have in your .profile or .cshrc. file.

Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Did you know that for the price of a 280-Z you can buy two Z-80's?
		-- P. J. Plauger

Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined
them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?

Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot
that shot down the Korean jet?  At one point he definitely states:

	"Natasha!  First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and
	squirrel."

		-- ihuxw!tommyo

Did you know the University of Iowa
closed down after someone stole the book?

Did you know....

That no-one ever reads these things?

Didja' ever have to make up your mind,
Pick up on one and leave the other behind,
It's not often easy, and it's not often kind,
Didja' ever have to make up your mind?
		-- Lovin' Spoonful

Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?

Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore
would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
		-- John Barrymore's dying words

Die, v.:
	To stop sinning suddenly.
		-- Elbert Hubbard

Diet Mountain Dew has the same pH and density of urine.
		-- Newsweek, 31 July, 1989

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.

Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.

Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
		-- Don Vonada

Dignity is like a flag.
It flaps in a storm.
		-- Roy Mengot

Dime is money.

Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible
only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors.  Velocity,
for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
	1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce
	1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast
	1 carton milk