Encyclopedia Salesmen:
	Invite them all in.  Nip out the back door.  Phone the police
	and tell them your house is being burgled.
		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Endless Loop: n.	see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n.	see Endless Loop.
		-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

Endless the world's turn, endless the sun's spinning
Endless the quest;
I turn again, back to my own beginning,
And here, find rest.

Enemy -- SP (Suppressive Person) Order.  Fair Game.  May be deprived of
property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline
of the Scientologist.  May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed.
		-- L. Ron Hubbard, "Fair Game Doctrine"

Engineering:	"How will this work?"
Science:	"Why will this work?"
Management:	"When will this work?"
Liberal Arts:	"Do you want fries with that?"

English literature's performing flea.
		-- Sean O'Casey on P. G. Wodehouse

Engram, n.:
	1. The physical manifestation of human memory -- "the engram."
2. A particular memory in physical form.  [Usage note:  this term is no longer
in common use.  Prior to Wilson and Magruder's historic discovery, the nature
of the engram was a topic of intense speculation among neuroscientists,
psychologists, and even computer scientists.  In 1994 Professors M. R. Wilson
and W. V. Magruder, both of Mount St. Coax University in Palo Alto, proved
conclusively that the mammalian brain is hardwired to interpret a set of
thirty seven genetically transmitted cooperating TECO macros.  Human memory
was shown to reside in 1 million Q-registers as Huffman coded uppercase-only
ASCII strings.  Interest in the engram has declined substantially since that
time.]
		-- New Century Unabridged English Dictionary,
		   3rd edition, 2007 A.D.

Enhance, v.:
	To tamper with an image, usually to its detriment.

Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.

Enjoy yourself while you're still old.

Entrepreneur, n.:
	A high-rolling risk taker who would rather
	be a spectacular failure than a dismal success.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Entropy requires no maintenance.
		-- Markoff Chaney

Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.
		-- Onasander

Envy, n.:
	Wishing you'd been born with an unfair advantage,
	instead of having to try and acquire one.

Enzymes are things invented by biologists
that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
		-- Jerome Lettvin

Epperson's law:
	When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably
	something his wife can beat him at.

Equal bytes for women.

Ere the cock crows thrice one of you will betray me.
		-- Early Jewish Resistance Leader

Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
	"Ever since they threatened to fire me."