Economists can certainly disappoint you.  One said that the economy would
turn up by the last quarter.  Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
		-- Robert Orben

Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
		-- Edgar R. Fiedler

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
		-- Fred Allen

Editing is a rewording activity.

Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply and
demand.  The less of either the people have, the less they want.
		-- Charlotte Observer, 1897

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to
time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
		-- Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist"

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
		-- Daniel J. Boorstin

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
		-- Irwin Edman

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.
		-- B. F. Skinner

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden.  It can only lead
to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters
of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with
royal-blue chickens.
		-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
		-- Bullwinkle J. Moose

Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
		-- Adlai E. Stevenson

Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English.  Many
people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from.  The first syllable
comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg".  I don't know where
the "nog" comes from.

To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine, gin and, if they are in
season, eggs...

Ego sum ens omnipotens

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature
to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
		-- Bellamy Brooks

Egotism is the anesthetic which numbs the pain of stupidity.

Egotism, n.:
	Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.

Egotist, n.:
	A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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Ehrman's Commentary:
	(1) Things will get worse before they get better.
	(2) Who said things would get better?