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Edit 2801
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Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.
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Edit 2802
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/earth: file system full.
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Edit 2803
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/Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
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Edit 2804
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Earth is a beta site.
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Edit 2805
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Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.
-- Jeff Berner
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Edit 2806
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Easiest Color to Solve on a Rubik's Cube:
Black. Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the
cube, and each of side of the cube will now be the original color of
the plastic underneath -- black. According to the instructions, this
means the puzzle is solved.
-- Steve Rubenstein
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Edit 2807
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Easy come and easy go,
some call me easy money,
Sometimes life is full of laughs,
and sometimes it ain't funny
You may think that I'm a fool
and sometimes that is true,
But I'm goin' to heaven in a flash of fire,
with or without you.
-- Hoyt Axton
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Edit 2808
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Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
-- Harry Secombe's diet
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Edit 2809
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Eat, drink, and be merry! Tomorrow you may be in Utah.
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Edit 2810
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Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
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Edit 2811
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Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
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Edit 2812
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Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
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Edit 2813
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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you the rest of the day.
[Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]
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Edit 2814
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Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
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Edit 2815
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Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.
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Edit 2816
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Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
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Edit 2817
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Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Edit 2818
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Economics, n.:
Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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Edit 2819
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Economies of scale:
The notion that bigger is better. In particular, that if you want
a certain amount of computer power, it is much better to buy one
biggie than a bunch of smallies. Accepted as an article of faith
by people who love big machines and all that complexity. Rejected
as an article of faith by those who love small machines and all
those limitations.
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Edit 2820
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Economist, n.:
Someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough
personality to become an accountant.
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