Down to the Banana Republics,
Down to the tropical sun.
Go the expatriated Americans,
Hoping to find some fun.
Some of them go for the sailing,
Caught by the lure of the sea.
Trying to find what is ailing,
Living in the land of the free.
Some of them are running from lovers,
Leaving no forward address.
Some of them are running tons of ganja,
Some are running from the IRS.
Late at night you will find them,
In the cheap hotels and bars.
Hustling the senoritas,
While they dance beneath the stars.
		-- Jimmy Buffet, "Banana Republics"

Down with the categorical imperative!

Dow's Law:
	In a hierarchical organization,
	the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

Dozens of bears are found dead in Alaska and Canada every summer, killed
by blood lost to the voracious mosquito.  The estimated life-expectancy
of a naked man on the tundra in summer is about 15 minutes.  In that
time, approximately 250,000 mosquitoes would have drawn enough blood to
kill him.
		-- Gus McLeavy, "Day-by-Day Trivia Almanac"

Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet

The problem with the diets of today is that most women who do achieve
that magic weight, seventy-six pounds, are still fat.  Dr. Fritzkee's
Lucky Astrology Diet is a sure-fire method of reducing with the added
luxury that you never feel hungry.

Here's how the diet works:

	FOODS ALLOWED
First Month:	One egg
Second Month:	A raisin
Third Month:	Pumpkin pie with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

If after the third month you haven't gotten to your dream weight, try
lopping off parts of your body until those scales tip just right for you.

Dr. Jekyll had something to Hyde.

Dr. Livingston?
Dr. Livingston I. Presume?

Drakenberg's Discovery:
	If you can't seem to find your glasses,
	it's probably because you don't have them on.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.

Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
	The first bug to hit a clean windshield
	lands directly in front of your eyes.

Drilling for oil is boring.

Drink and dance and laugh and lie
Love, the reeling midnight through
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)
		-- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism"

Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *_i_s* fun trying.

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation?  That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
		-- Marc Price

Drinking is not a spectator sport.
		-- Jim Brosnan

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin
with, that it's compounding a felony.
		-- Robert Benchley

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam:
that is all there is to distinguish us from the other animals.
		-- Pierre de Beaumarchais, "Le Marriage de Figaro"

Drive defensively, buy a tank.