Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.
		-- Miller

Excerpt from a conversation between a customer support person and a
customer working for a well-known military-affiliated research lab:

Support:  "You're not our only customer, you know."
Customer: "But we're one of the few with tactical nuclear weapons."

Excerpt from a DEC field service document:

....
- none of these should have made it to customers.  BUT you could loosen the
screws and lift system board at fan end while powering on to see if OCP
comes up - this is not recommended unless you have three hands.

Excess on occasion is exhilarating.  It prevents moderation from
acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
		-- W. Somerset Maugham

Excessive login messages are a sure sign of senility.

Excessive login or logout messages are a sure sign of senility.

Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
		-- Marcus Aurelius

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do
the work.
		-- John G. Pollard

Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs.

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you,
and just before you realize what is wrong with it.

Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.

Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.

Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.

Expedience is the best teacher.

Expense accounts, n.:
	Corporate food stamps.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
		-- Minna Antrim, "Naked Truth and Veiled Allusions"

Experience is not what happens to you;
it is what you do with what happens to you.
		-- Aldous Huxley

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables
you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
		-- Franklin Jones

Experience is the worst teacher.  It always
gives the test first and the instruction afterward.