EXTRA : Vash the Stampede? |
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EXTRA : Yeah. They say the man \n with $ $60 billion on his head... |
(00:01:50.470) |
EXTRA : ...showed up in Dankin Town. |
(00:01:54.210) |
EXTRA : Didn't you hear? |
(00:01:56.910) |
EXTRA : So, what happened? |
(00:01:58.550) |
EXTRA : They say the town got wasted! |
(00:02:00.010) |
EXTRA : Dankin was buried in corpses. |
(00:02:03.080) |
EXTRA : The coffin maker got so rich, he \n built himself a mansion made of wood! |
(00:02:06.150) |
EXTRA : That's nuts! |
(00:02:11.430) |
EXTRA : What'd you expect? |
(00:02:13.700) |
EXTRA : Messing with Vash \n is like waltzing with Death. |
(00:02:15.200) |
EXTRA : He kills women and children, \n and picks off any town he pleases. |
(00:02:20.700) |
EXTRA : The Humanoid Typhoon \n is the perfect name for him! |
(00:02:26.370) |
EXTRA : What the f?! |
(00:03:03.810) |
Descartes : I finally found you. |
(00:03:56.530) |
EXTRA : THE $ $60,000,000,000 MAN |
(00:04:12.610) |
EXTRA : One night, and look at this. |
(00:04:23.020) |
EXTRA : I didn't believe the rumors, \n but he really is a typhoon. |
(00:04:25.130) |
EXTRA : Over half the town is rubble! |
(00:04:29.360) |
EXTRA : That's a real shame. |
(00:04:33.270) |
EXTRA : At least he made the undertakers happy. \n What did he get, 100? 200? |
(00:04:35.670) |
EXTRA : Actually, zero. |
(00:04:40.040) |
EXTRA : Countless people were injured, \n but there were no fatalities. |
(00:04:42.310) |
EXTRA : I guess you don't need God \n for a miracle. |
(00:04:46.650) |
EXTRA : What did he look like? |
(00:04:50.250) |
EXTRA : He's a short-legged, \n earringed giant in red. |
(00:04:53.190) |
EXTRA : I didn't get a look at him myself. |
(00:04:57.590) |
EXTRA : Thanks. |
(00:05:01.200) |
EXTRA : Whatever you do, stay away \n from him! For your own good. |
(00:05:03.500) |
EXTRA : Red... |
(00:05:06.900) |
EXTRA : The area of Dankin \n is nearly demolished. |
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EXTRA : All residents, please go to \n your designated shelter areas. |
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EXTRA : The next update will be at 1:30 pm. |
(00:05:15.340) |
EXTRA : Please enjoy our musical selection. |
(00:05:18.410) |
EXTRA : What'll it be? |
(00:05:37.470) |
Meryl Stryfe : A banana sundae. |
(00:05:39.830) |
Milly Thompson : A gateau mille-feuille \n with Ceylon tea! |
(00:05:42.170) |
EXTRA : Listen missies, the gag won't \n work unless you order milk! |
(00:05:48.910) |
EXTRA : Then we'd give you \n all the milk you want! |
(00:05:53.820) |
EXTRA : Although it wouldn't be free. |
(00:05:57.250) |
Milly Thompson : But I don't want milk, \n I want Ceylon tea. |
(00:06:01.790) |
EXTRA : Hey! |
(00:06:07.660) |
Milly Thompson : I'm so sorry! |
(00:06:08.960) |
EXTRA : You clumsy bitch! |
(00:06:10.600) |
Milly Thompson : I broke another sling. |
(00:06:16.270) |
Meryl Stryfe : You have a spare, don't you? \n Be more careful. |
(00:06:18.670) |
Milly Thompson : I will! |
(00:06:21.310) |
EXTRA : - What is she?! \n - A monster! |
(00:06:22.280) |
Meryl Stryfe : By the way, mister, we heard that \n Vash the Stampede was in Felnarl... |
(00:06:25.380) |
EXTRA : Vash? Who are you two? |
(00:06:31.620) |
EXTRA : Are you innocent-looking things \n after the $ $60 billion reward? |
(00:06:34.520) |
Meryl Stryfe : Not at all. |
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Milly Thompson : We're here on business. |
(00:06:40.360) |
EXTRA : Business? |
(00:06:42.930) |
EXTRA : Well, I didn't see him myself... |
(00:06:45.130) |
EXTRA : ...but they say he \n left town before dawn. |
(00:06:48.300) |
EXTRA : They say he went east. |
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Meryl Stryfe : Can you tell us \n what he looks like? |
(00:06:53.810) |
EXTRA : He stands about 12 feel tall \n and wields a huge weapon. |
(00:06:57.180) |
EXTRA : And he's supposed \n to have a Mohawk. |
(00:07:01.820) |
EXTRA : He has tons of henchmen... |
(00:07:06.350) |
EXTRA : ...and is the worst kind \n of womanizer out there. |
(00:07:08.360) |
Milly Thompson : Ma'am! |
(00:07:13.360) |
Meryl Stryfe : A man with a huge \n weapon and a Mohawk. |
(00:07:14.360) |
Meryl Stryfe : That's him, all right! |
(00:07:17.730) |
Descartes : Where'd he go? |
(00:07:23.370) |
Descartes : Find him, even if you have \n to dig up the entire area! |
(00:07:26.410) |
EXTRA : But, boss, you think that \n yellow coward was really him? |
(00:07:29.280) |
EXTRA : I can't believe it. \n Let's move on. |
(00:07:34.620) |
Descartes : You're real big \n to give me orders. |
(00:07:39.650) |
Descartes : You saw what he was wearing! \n Get him! |
(00:07:43.390) |
Descartes : Get him or I'll break your neck! |
(00:07:46.630) |
EXTRA : Yes, boss! |
(00:07:49.260) |
Vash the Stampede : I thought I'd suffocate. |
(00:07:59.240) |
EXTRA : You!! |
(00:08:01.510) |
Vash the Stampede : Pardon me, won't you? |
(00:08:05.350) |
Vash the Stampede : Thanks to you guys... |
(00:08:07.480) |
Vash the Stampede : ...I almost went to pieces. |
(00:08:23.230) |
Vash the Stampede : It's a miracle I got away. |
(00:08:26.200) |
EXTRA : I found him! \n He's over there!! |
(00:08:29.100) |
Vash the Stampede : Perfect! |
(00:08:33.670) |
Descartes : He thinks he's funny. |
(00:08:39.950) |
Descartes : Hunt him down. |
(00:08:41.720) |
Vash the Stampede : I'm hungry. |
(00:08:48.590) |
Vash the Stampede : Persistent, aren't they? |
(00:08:51.630) |
Vash the Stampede : Ha ha ha! I'm like \n a standing target over here! |
(00:08:57.100) |
EXTRA : You... |
(00:09:07.710) |
Vash the Stampede : Don't move now! \n I've got you in my sights! |
(00:09:09.180) |
EXTRA : Boss, he's over here!! |
(00:09:13.550) |
Vash the Stampede : Er, I'd rather you \n lowered the gun quietly. |
(00:09:15.980) |
EXTRA : Forget it! |
(00:09:19.050) |
Vash the Stampede : Surely you don't like pain? |
(00:09:20.150) |
EXTRA : I'm used to it. |
(00:09:21.690) |
Vash the Stampede : Your little wife \n and kids are crying. |
(00:09:22.890) |
EXTRA : I'm single, and no girl \n has ever looked my way. |
(00:09:25.830) |
Vash the Stampede : What a lonely life! |
(00:09:29.800) |
EXTRA : Like I'm saying... |
(00:09:32.270) |
EXTRA : ...die. For our happiness. |
(00:09:35.540) |
Vash the Stampede : I can't do that. |
(00:09:42.280) |
Vash the Stampede : Get down! |
(00:09:44.950) |
EXTRA : B-Boss! |
(00:09:54.090) |
Descartes : Well done. I commend you. |
(00:09:58.190) |
Vash the Stampede : You hurt your pal, too. \n Where's the justice in that? |
(00:10:00.530) |
Vash the Stampede : The pain... \n You hurt your pal, too. |
(00:10:02.160) |
Descartes : So go ahead and shoot me... |
(00:10:14.640) |
Descartes : ...if that big gun of yours \n isn't just for show. |
(00:10:16.880) |
Vash the Stampede : I can't stand blood. \n The sight of it makes me faint! |
(00:10:20.210) |
Descartes : Okay, then! Let's see what happens \n when you see your own blood! |
(00:10:24.420) |
Descartes : You! Hold him down \n for my happiness! |
(00:10:30.020) |
Descartes : See how devoted he is? |
(00:10:40.840) |
Vash the Stampede : Ow, ow! |
(00:10:44.640) |
Vash the Stampede : Could you be more gentle? |
(00:10:45.970) |
Descartes : Good. Now to take him in to the Feds. |
(00:10:50.710) |
EXTRA : Ya-hoo! We'll be rich! |
(00:10:56.520) |
EXTRA : Women? They friends of his? |
(00:11:05.930) |
Descartes : Are they after our prize? |
(00:11:09.500) |
Meryl Stryfe : We're going in. |
(00:11:12.770) |
Milly Thompson : Yes, ma'am! |
(00:11:14.040) |
Descartes : What do you want? |
(00:11:27.720) |
Meryl Stryfe : P-Pleased to m-meet you! |
(00:11:29.650) |
Meryl Stryfe : I'm Meryl Stryfe from \n the Bernardelli Insurance Society. |
(00:11:32.620) |
Milly Thompson : I'm Milly Thompson! |
(00:11:38.190) |
Meryl Stryfe : Please accept this \n token of good will! |
(00:11:39.830) |
Milly Thompson : Smooth, ma'am! |
(00:11:43.100) |
Descartes : What're you doing here? \n You with him? |
(00:11:45.670) |
Meryl Stryfe : No! We're here on behalf of \n the Bernardelli Insurance Society... |
(00:11:50.670) |
Meryl Stryfe : ...for Vash the... |
(00:11:54.810) |
EXTRA : What?! |
(00:11:56.680) |
Ruth Loose : I finally found you, \n my $ $60 billion beauty... |
(00:12:01.780) |
Ruth Loose : ...Vash the Stampede. |
(00:12:06.120) |
Ruth Loose : I am Ruth Loose... |
(00:12:11.060) |
Ruth Loose : ...the bounty hunter \n called Constance Rifle. |
(00:12:13.190) |
Ruth Loose : Vash the Stampede, \n I'm here for your head. |
(00:12:16.800) |
Descartes : What?! |
(00:12:21.040) |
Meryl Stryfe : - Ma'am! \n - This is bad. |
(00:12:22.270) |
Milly Thompson : - Ma'am! \n - This is bad. |
(00:12:22.270) |
Vash the Stampede : I think I missed something. |
(00:12:24.310) |
Ruth Loose : It's a privilege to meet you, \n Vash the Stampede. |
(00:12:38.790) |
Ruth Loose : Your head is starting \n to resemble a greenback. |
(00:12:42.660) |
Ruth Loose : You can't blame me, since \n it is worth $ $60 billion. |
(00:12:45.860) |
Milly Thompson : What'll we do, ma'am? |
(00:12:51.030) |
Meryl Stryfe : Th-That goes without saying! \n We stop them! |
(00:12:52.970) |
Meryl Stryfe : Uh... |
(00:12:55.470) |
Descartes : Hey! You said \n your name is Ruth? |
(00:12:56.270) |
Meryl Stryfe : Uh, listen! |
(00:12:58.870) |
Descartes : I'm glad you enjoy your job, \n but I think you're a little late. |
(00:13:00.340) |
Meryl Stryfe : Please listen... |
(00:13:04.750) |
Ruth Loose : Late? I don't think so. |
(00:13:06.510) |
Descartes : You idiot! Where are you \n pointing that thing?! |
(00:13:11.190) |
Ruth Loose : At a $ $60 billion skull. |
(00:13:13.690) |
Descartes : Don't be a moron! |
(00:13:16.020) |
EXTRA : The boss, Vash?! \n Where'd you get that idea? |
(00:13:19.890) |
Ruth Loose : I'm not fool enough \n to listen to no henchman. |
(00:13:23.660) |
Ruth Loose : That's a mighty poor joke. |
(00:13:26.370) |
Descartes : This is ridiculous! \n Quit wasting my time. |
(00:13:29.000) |
Ruth Loose : Don't move! |
(00:13:32.610) |
Ruth Loose : A short-legged, \n earringed giant in red. |
(00:13:34.210) |
Ruth Loose : You are Vash the Stampede! |
(00:13:38.350) |
Descartes : What are you talking about?! |
(00:13:40.750) |
Descartes : Vash is a blonde man in a \n red coat, with a big gun! |
(00:13:42.120) |
Meryl Stryfe : N-No, he isn't! |
(00:13:46.920) |
Meryl Stryfe : Vash is a man with a \n big weapon and a Mohawk!! |
(00:13:48.320) |
Milly Thompson : That's strange. |
(00:13:53.960) |
Meryl Stryfe : The rumors don't match. |
(00:13:55.260) |
Milly Thompson : What now? |
(00:13:57.230) |
Meryl Stryfe : What now?! We have to \n believe what we heard. |
(00:13:58.330) |
Milly Thompson : But... |
(00:14:01.770) |
Descartes : At any rate, I'm not Vash! |
(00:14:04.470) |
EXTRA : Boss, look! |
(00:14:06.440) |
Ruth Loose : The Feds will pay $ $60 billion \n for Vash the Stampede, dead or alive. |
(00:14:07.580) |
Ruth Loose : I can kill you now, \n if you like. |
(00:14:14.350) |
Descartes : Blonde man, red coat, big gun. |
(00:14:18.550) |
Descartes : I see. You're trying \n to get the jump on me... |
(00:14:23.760) |
Descartes : ...Vash! |
(00:14:26.560) |
Ruth Loose : What? |
(00:14:28.400) |
Descartes : You even came up with \n a fake name! Nice plan! |
(00:14:30.060) |
Milly Thompson : Huh? |
(00:14:33.270) |
Descartes : He's gotta be the real deal! \n Let's get him! |
(00:14:35.170) |
Ruth Loose : I see. So that's how \n you stayed alive. |
(00:14:40.410) |
Descartes : Blast him!! |
(00:14:46.750) |
Descartes : Bastard! |
(00:14:56.220) |
Descartes : Don't push your luck! |
(00:14:57.890) |
Milly Thompson : The Humanoid Typhoon is loose! \n What'll we do, ma'am? |
(00:15:09.100) |
Meryl Stryfe : What'll we do?! Naturally... |
(00:15:13.710) |
Meryl Stryfe : ...we run away! |
(00:15:15.610) |
Milly Thompson : While there's life, there's hope! |
(00:15:17.510) |
Meryl Stryfe : We have to give the town \n an evacuation order, or else! |
(00:15:22.420) |
Milly Thompson : But, ma'am, isn't this \n like abandoning our duty? |
(00:15:26.550) |
Meryl Stryfe : Well, yes, but if we \n don't contact the town... |
(00:15:30.890) |
Vash the Stampede : Mm, these are really tasty! |
(00:15:33.560) |
Meryl Stryfe : How did you get those?! |
(00:15:35.560) |
Vash the Stampede : Thanks! I was getting hungry! \n Danke, danke! |
(00:15:37.360) |
Meryl Stryfe : We didn't come here \n to save you, you know! |
(00:15:41.100) |
Vash the Stampede : Then what were you doing there? \n You go for guys like that? |
(00:15:46.370) |
Meryl Stryfe : I'm afraid you're wrong! \n We came on business! |
(00:15:50.840) |
Milly Thompson : We're disaster investigators for \n the Bernardelli Insurance Society! |
(00:15:55.280) |
Vash the Stampede : So why are insurance people \n after a wanted man? |
(00:15:59.950) |
Meryl Stryfe : There have been over 300 \n Vash the Stampede-related disasters. |
(00:16:03.560) |
Meryl Stryfe : You can understand what kind of \n risk an insurance company takes. |
(00:16:09.030) |
Vash the Stampede : Yeah, that must be rough. |
(00:16:14.300) |
Meryl Stryfe : That's why we're here to keep \n him under 24-hour surveillance... |
(00:16:17.370) |
Meryl Stryfe : ...to prevent further damage! |
(00:16:22.040) |
Vash the Stampede : 24-hour WHAT?! |
(00:16:24.910) |
Milly Thompson : What's wrong? |
(00:16:27.380) |
Vash the Stampede : - N-Nothing! \n - I know! |
(00:16:28.720) |
Meryl Stryfe : In exchange for this and the donuts, \n would you please go warn the town? |
(00:16:32.390) |
Meryl Stryfe : I'll even lend you a thomas. |
(00:16:38.090) |
Vash the Stampede : You're going back there? |
(00:16:40.090) |
Meryl Stryfe : It's our job. |
(00:16:41.930) |
Meryl Stryfe : It looks like it's over. |
(00:16:51.610) |
Meryl Stryfe : Thank goodness \n there was no damage. |
(00:16:54.240) |
Milly Thompson : But didn't the \n bounty hunter get killed? |
(00:16:56.440) |
Meryl Stryfe : Yes, it's sad. |
(00:17:01.020) |
Milly Thompson : So how are we going to \n approach him this time? |
(00:17:02.850) |
Meryl Stryfe : This one's a thirty-pack! |
(00:17:07.550) |
Milly Thompson : Way to go, ma'am! |
(00:17:09.360) |
Meryl Stryfe : If you are courteous, \n there is nothing to fear. |
(00:17:11.030) |
Descartes : You've got a lot of nerve \n to come back here! |
(00:17:21.400) |
Meryl Stryfe : Uh, please accept this \n token of good will! |
(00:17:24.000) |
Descartes : Where's the guy who \n ran away with you? |
(00:17:27.340) |
Meryl Stryfe : W-We split up halfway! |
(00:17:30.640) |
Descartes : It was so damned hard \n to track him down. |
(00:17:32.980) |
Descartes : What did I ever do to you, Ruth?! |
(00:17:35.980) |
Milly Thompson : It's you! |
(00:17:38.150) |
Meryl Stryfe : How are you alive?! \n Weren't you fighting? |
(00:17:39.320) |
Ruth Loose : We each realized our mistakes. |
(00:17:42.790) |
Descartes : Each?! You're the one \n who screwed up! |
(00:17:45.230) |
Descartes : Now listen! \n We split the pot 70/30! |
(00:17:50.200) |
Descartes : Don't you forget it! |
(00:17:53.670) |
Meryl Stryfe : What is this about? |
(00:17:56.040) |
Descartes : - Okay, let's go! \n - Just a moment. |
(00:17:57.740) |
Ruth Loose : - Okay, let's go! \n - Just a moment. |
(00:17:57.740) |
Milly Thompson : Ma'am... |
(00:18:03.580) |
Meryl Stryfe : I knew we shouldn't \n have taken this job. |
(00:18:05.380) |
Descartes : What good will this do? |
(00:18:09.320) |
Ruth Loose : Just enjoy. |
(00:18:13.120) |
Descartes : You have bad taste. |
(00:18:15.620) |
Descartes : I kind of like it. |
(00:18:17.790) |
Milly Thompson : The rumor did say he's \n "the worst kind of womanizer." |
(00:18:22.000) |
Meryl Stryfe : Now is not the time \n to remind me. |
(00:18:24.730) |
Descartes : Which will it be? Pleasure \n before death, or just death? |
(00:18:31.810) |
EXTRA : Boss, it's an emergency! |
(00:18:46.650) |
Descartes : What is it?! |
(00:18:48.660) |
Vash the Stampede : I'm having an emergency!! |
(00:18:50.260) |
Descartes : - Why that... \n - He's here! |
(00:18:53.230) |
Meryl Stryfe : It's him! |
(00:18:54.630) |
Ruth Loose : Got him! |
(00:18:59.430) |
Vash the Stampede : Run!! |
(00:19:02.800) |
Descartes : Thanks for saving me the trouble \n of looking for you, Vash the Stampede! |
(00:19:04.970) |
Meryl Stryfe : Vash? |
(00:19:09.940) |
Descartes : He's gone! Where'd he go?! |
(00:19:14.750) |
Ruth Loose : Where are you going? |
(00:19:17.050) |
Vash the Stampede : - To the potty, sir! \n - Oh. |
(00:19:18.350) |
Ruth Loose : - To the potty, sir! \n - Oh. |
(00:19:18.350) |
Milly Thompson : He saved us, but... |
(00:19:22.260) |
Meryl Stryfe : ...he's embarrassing to watch. |
(00:19:23.860) |
Descartes : All right! Corner him! |
(00:19:27.930) |
Vash the Stampede : Uh-oh. |
(00:19:35.570) |
Descartes : That's far enough, Vash! |
(00:19:36.500) |
Descartes : So, you wanna die by my boomerang, \n or do a suicide dive off the cliff? |
(00:19:38.840) |
Vash the Stampede : Suicide? |
(00:19:46.150) |
Vash the Stampede : I disapprove of suicide \n more than anything. |
(00:19:48.580) |
Descartes : Then the boomerang you get. |
(00:19:52.890) |
Descartes : What?! |
(00:20:10.740) |
Vash the Stampede : It's only fun until \n someone gets hurt! |
(00:20:16.440) |
Descartes : You!! |
(00:20:20.010) |
EXTRA : Boss! |
(00:20:24.950) |
EXTRA : - He got the boss! \n - He's not human! |
(00:20:30.190) |
Vash the Stampede : Such fragile bonds of trust. |
(00:20:38.070) |
Vash the Stampede : And as for you! |
(00:20:40.200) |
Vash the Stampede : Look out. |
(00:20:41.940) |
Ruth Loose : For what?! |
(00:20:43.270) |
Vash the Stampede : Oops, too late. |
(00:20:47.270) |
Vash the Stampede : Sorry. Get well soon. |
(00:20:52.810) |
Meryl Stryfe : Amazing! He got both of them. |
(00:20:57.380) |
Milly Thompson : It's as if he were \n Vash the Stampede! |
(00:21:01.520) |
Vash the Stampede : Did I work off \n the donuts and the $ $10? |
(00:21:07.230) |
Meryl Stryfe : It couldn't be him. |
(00:21:15.370) |
Meryl Stryfe : Disaster report: |
(00:21:34.790) |
Meryl Stryfe : We have determined that the landslide \n which destroyed Felnarl resulted... |
(00:21:37.120) |
Meryl Stryfe : ...from illegal use of explosives \n belonging to a man named Ruth Loose. |
(00:21:41.230) |
Meryl Stryfe : Please pay the insurance owed. |
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Meryl Stryfe : We're back to less \n than zero on our Vash hunt. |
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Meryl Stryfe : And we can't ignore the rumors... \n This is going to be difficult. |
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Milly Thompson : What about him? |
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Meryl Stryfe : That couldn't possibly be him. |
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Milly Thompson : Really? |
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EXTRA : Vash the Stampede? |
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EXTRA : Yeah, they say the man \n with $ $60 billion on his head... |
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EXTRA : ...showed up in Felnarl. |
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EXTRA : - Didn't you hear? \n - Nope. So, what happened? |
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EXTRA : The town is gone. |
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EXTRA : Funny thing is, \n they say nobody died. |
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EXTRA : You mean like, you don't \n need God for a miracle? |
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EXTRA : NEXT EPISODE |
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Vash the Stampede : NEXT EPISODE \n There is something which |
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Vash the Stampede : Emotions of the heart \n cannot be defined. |
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Vash the Stampede : But there is one way \n to read the emotions. |
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Vash the Stampede : Look into their eyes. |
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Vash the Stampede : The girl lied to me. \n The gentleman lied to me. |
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