Akira Yoshii : So, Aki, how many people are going on this trip? |
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Shin Fukuhara : Yoshii Akihisa is in quite a bind. |
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Yoshii Akihisa : Th-There's nine people including you. Is that too many? |
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Akira Yoshii : If I borrow a minivan, it shouldn't be a problem; |
(0:00:14.33) |
Akira Yoshii : but who are the other seven people you invited? |
(0:00:17.52) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Th-They are— |
(0:00:19.99) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Actually, I think you know them. |
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Yoshii Akihisa : There's Yuuji, |
(0:00:24.37) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Hideyoshi, |
(0:00:26.92) |
Yoshii Akihisa : and Voyeur. |
(0:00:29.92) |
Akira Yoshii : And the rest? |
(0:00:32.88) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Other than them... |
(0:00:34.32) |
Yoshii Akihisa : This is bad.
|
(0:00:36.83) |
Yoshii Akihisa : She ordered me not to hang out with girls.
|
(0:00:38.02) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I can say Kirishima is coming as Yuuji's fiancée,
|
(0:00:42.14) |
Yoshii Akihisa : but Himeji,
|
(0:00:46.06) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Minami,
|
(0:00:49.08) |
Yoshii Akihisa : and Kudou are coming too.
|
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Yoshii Akihisa : She'll kill me if she finds out!
|
(0:00:54.25) |
Akira Yoshii : So... |
(0:00:55.66) |
Akira Yoshii : Who are the others? |
(0:00:56.36) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Um, Hi-Hi— |
(0:00:57.37) |
Akira Yoshii : You already mentioned Hideyoshi. |
(0:01:00.32) |
Yoshii Akihisa : It's a se
~cr
~et
. |
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Akira Yoshii : Aki, please brace yourself. |
(0:01:06.12) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I'm sorry! It was just a joke! |
(0:01:08.67) |
Akira Yoshii : Tell me the truth and in return I'll give you a kiss. |
(0:01:10.84) |
Yoshii Akihisa : The other four are aliens. |
(0:01:15.13) |
Akira Yoshii : Aki, close your eyes. |
(0:01:17.54) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Wait a second! That was so obviously a lie, right? |
(0:01:19.51) |
Akira Yoshii : Humans are
aliens in a way. |
(0:01:22.56) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Wait! I'll apologize! Stop! |
(0:01:25.94) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Stop! |
(0:01:28.40) |
Akira Yoshii : I can't... I can't believe you hate me so much! |
(0:01:32.86) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Oh, I'm sorry. |
(0:01:36.28) |
Yoshii Akihisa : You're my sister, so— |
(0:01:38.26) |
Akira Yoshii : It turns you on, right? |
(0:01:40.03) |
Yoshii Akihisa : She's a pervert! |
(0:01:41.60) |
Yoshii Akihisa : She's a hopeless pervert! |
(0:01:42.67) |
Akira Yoshii : Don't take it too seriously. |
(0:01:44.37) |
Akira Yoshii : Thirty percent of it was joke! |
(0:01:46.66) |
Yoshii Akihisa : This is bad. She's almost completely serious.
|
(0:01:48.29) |
Akira Yoshii : Aki, you're a bad boy for trying to deceive me. |
(0:01:50.75) |
Akira Yoshii : Why did you try to lie about it? |
(0:01:55.70) |
Yoshii Akihisa : You won't get mad if I tell you? |
(0:01:58.00) |
Akira Yoshii : Not at all! As long as it's not that girls are coming, |
(0:01:59.89) |
Akira Yoshii : I won't get upset or
make you cross-dress! |
(0:02:03.96) |
Akira Yoshii : Where are you going, Aki? |
(0:02:07.08) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I don't want to get yelled at, beaten up, crushed, or be forced to cross-dress! |
(0:02:09.40) |
Akira Yoshii : I see. You invited girls. |
(0:02:13.60) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Th-That's not it! |
(0:02:16.78) |
Yoshii Akihisa : It's that, um... |
(0:02:18.15) |
Yoshii Akihisa : They've helped me study, and I would've felt bad not inviting them since we always hang out together. |
(0:02:23.74) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I didn't know we'd be staying overnight. |
(0:02:30.60) |
Akira Yoshii : My, you're so helpless. |
(0:02:33.36) |
Akira Yoshii : It's fine. |
(0:02:39.30) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Th-Then... |
(0:02:41.39) |
Akira Yoshii : Just this time, all right? |
(0:02:42.80) |
Akira Yoshii : However, if you engage in any improper activities with the girls... |
(0:02:44.56) |
Akira Yoshii : I'll slaughter your entire family! |
(0:02:51.05) |
Yoshii Akihisa : That means you'd die too. |
(0:02:53.31) |
Shin Fukuhara : Today's the day of their trip to the beach. |
(0:04:28.33) |
Yoshii Akihisa : The weather's great, Yuuji. |
(0:04:31.77) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah, it's great that everyone could come too. |
(0:04:33.89) |
Mizuki Himeji : I was looking forward to this so much, I could barely sleep! |
(0:04:37.00) |
Minami Shimada : Mizuki, you're not in elementary school anymore! |
(0:04:40.64) |
Mizuki Himeji : I bought a new swimsuit just for today! |
(0:04:43.26) |
Minami Shimada : Didn't you buy a new one not too long ago? |
(0:04:46.22) |
Mizuki Himeji : Um, that one is... the size is... |
(0:04:48.52) |
Minami Shimada : Do you mean, you got fat? |
(0:04:52.89) |
Mizuki Himeji : Just a little bit! Really, only a tiny bit! |
(0:04:55.57) |
Mizuki Himeji : A tiny bit... too fat... |
(0:04:58.54) |
Minami Shimada : Settle on one! |
(0:05:00.67) |
Mizuki Himeji : It's not what you think! I gained weight because my hair got longer! |
(0:05:03.11) |
Minami Shimada : Come on, it's because you weren't being careful. |
(0:05:08.21) |
Minami Shimada : Actually, I lost
weight due to the summer heat! |
(0:05:10.73) |
Mizuki Himeji : That's not fair, Minami! You betrayed me! |
(0:05:13.81) |
Minami Shimada : Yeah, I got slimmer... starting with my chest. |
(0:05:17.04) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Himeji, Shimada, you're both worrying too much. |
(0:05:21.38) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : You don't look that different. |
(0:05:24.93) |
Minami Shimada : Well, excuse me! My breasts develop slower than yours! |
(0:05:27.03) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : I don't have breasts to develop! |
(0:05:31.72) |
Minami Shimada : Don't worry about us. We know you'll eventually grow into a drop-dead gorgeous figure. |
(0:05:33.72) |
Mizuki Himeji : Someone as glamorous as you couldn't understand our problems, Kinoshita! |
(0:05:39.76) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : I'm a man! Calm down! |
(0:05:43.73) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : What's wrong with both of you today? |
(0:05:46.61) |
Minami Shimada : But... |
(0:05:49.45) |
Mizuki Himeji : But... |
(0:05:49.45) |
Minami Shimada : I'm jealous of her boobs! |
(0:05:51.18) |
Mizuki Himeji : I'm jealous of her slender waist. |
(0:05:53.00) |
Shouko Kirishima : Indeed, Akira is a threat. I'll have to keep a close eye on Yuuji. |
(0:05:55.57) |
Aiko Kudou : She's got a great figure from top to bottom. It's amazing! |
(0:06:00.18) |
Aiko Kudou : I bet she'd look good in one of those skimpy swimsuits from porn magazines! |
(0:06:03.18) |
Akira Yoshii : Oh, Kouta, what's wrong? |
(0:06:09.26) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : Just car sickness. |
(0:06:12.06) |
Akira Yoshii : It's a little odd to get a nosebleed from car sickness. |
(0:06:13.38) |
Akira Yoshii : Aki, can you get him some motion sickness pills from the bag? |
(0:06:16.37) |
Yoshii Akihisa : No problem! |
(0:06:19.98) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Huh? The zipper won't open. |
(0:06:22.23) |
Yoshii Akihisa : One, two... There! |
(0:06:25.03) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Great! I opened it. |
(0:06:27.59) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Huh? |
(0:06:29.53) |
Shin Fukuhara : It's an old-school swimsuit. Wow. |
(0:06:31.45) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Sis, no way! |
(0:06:34.87) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : What are you doing, Akihisa? |
(0:06:36.76) |
Yoshii Akihisa : What should I do, Yuuji? |
(0:06:38.00) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I just discovered there's a hopeless freak in my family! |
(0:06:39.54) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : You
look like a freak with that swimsuit in your hand. |
(0:06:42.00) |
Yoshii Akihisa : No, this is my sister's swimsuit. |
(0:06:45.64) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : I see. You've got a thing for your sister's swimsuit, huh? |
(0:06:47.80) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : You're right, you are
hopeless. |
(0:06:51.81) |
Yoshii Akihisa : You don't understand! This is unacceptable! |
(0:06:53.22) |
Akira Yoshii : Aki, you asked me to wear a swimsuit that didn't show much skin so you wouldn't feel embarrassed. |
(0:06:55.64) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Sorry, but no! |
(0:07:02.40) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Compared to walking with someone your age wearing a school swimsuit, |
(0:07:03.39) |
Yoshii Akihisa : you showing a bit of skin is nothing! |
(0:07:06.51) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Change it! Change the swimsuit! |
(0:07:09.01) |
Yoshii Akihisa : As your little brother, I can't let you wear this! |
(0:07:11.20) |
Akira Yoshii : Are you saying I should wear something more revealing? |
(0:07:14.41) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah, fine. Whatever. |
(0:07:17.70) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : Akihisa, don't be such a pervert. |
(0:07:19.33) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Voyeur, the Lord of Perversion, just called me a pervert! |
(0:07:22.63) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Don't cry, Akihisa. It's the same as when you call other people idiots. |
(0:07:26.42) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Are you implying I'm the Lord of Idiocy?! |
(0:07:30.59) |
Akira Yoshii : I guess I have no choice. I'll wear something else. |
(0:07:33.01) |
Akira Yoshii : That swimsuit was
so tight around my breasts that they were spilling out. |
(0:07:36.48) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Wow! |
(0:07:47.58) |
Yoshii Akihisa : What a good view! |
(0:07:48.53) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : The breeze feels great! |
(0:07:50.15) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : It's the perfect location. |
(0:07:51.79) |
Minami Shimada : All right! Let's get changed quickly and go for a swim! |
(0:07:53.46) |
Mizuki Himeji : Yeah! |
(0:07:56.30) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : This is my opportunity to make everyone realize that I'm a guy.
|
(0:07:56.95) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : This time I got it right and brought trunks.
|
(0:08:01.05) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : This should shut them up!
|
(0:08:05.14) |
Aiko Kudou : Yay! |
(0:08:06.88) |
Aiko Kudou : I changed inside the car! |
(0:08:09.00) |
Aiko Kudou : The tan lines are different from the swimming team's swimsuits. |
(0:08:11.67) |
Aiko Kudou : Isn't this kind of sexy, Voyeur? |
(0:08:15.51) |
Aiko Kudou : You can take as many pictures as you want! |
(0:08:19.97) |
Aiko Kudou : I don't mind at all! |
(0:08:23.18) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : Don't get full of yourself, Kudou Aiko! |
(0:08:24.60) |
Aiko Kudou : Huh? |
(0:08:26.94) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : Your swimsuit doesn't interest me in the slight— |
(0:08:28.03) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : I'm getting heat stroke. |
(0:08:33.32) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : You did your best, Voyeur. That was 28 seconds. |
(0:08:35.03) |
Yoshii Akihisa : That's awesome! You broke your nosebleed endurance record! |
(0:08:38.47) |
Aiko Kudou : Are you all right, Voyeur? |
(0:08:41.77) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Oh no, if you come any— |
(0:08:43.98) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : The sunlight's so strong! |
(0:08:50.45) |
Aiko Kudou : Voyeur! |
(0:08:52.88) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : I wish to be reborn as a bird. |
(0:08:54.61) |
Aiko Kudou : No way! Don't say something like that! |
(0:08:58.06) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : So that I'll be up in the sky; |
(0:09:01.14) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : able to peep into girl's locker rooms as much as I like. |
(0:09:02.96) |
Shin Fukuhara : He failed to learn from what had killed him. |
(0:09:07.81) |
Shin Fukuhara : Swoosh. Swoosh. |
(0:09:11.72) |
Yoshii Akihisa : So lemon juice actually goes pretty well with sugar, huh? |
(0:09:15.82) |
Mizuki Himeji : We're sorry! |
(0:09:18.49) |
Mizuki Himeji : Thank you for waiting! |
(0:09:19.78) |
Shouko Kirishima : Thanks for waiting. |
(0:09:22.42) |
Mizuki Himeji : Is Tsuchiya all right? |
(0:09:23.50) |
Yoshii Akihisa : He's calmed down now. |
(0:09:26.23) |
Shouko Kirishima : Aiko. |
(0:09:27.79) |
Shouko Kirishima : Don't harass Tsuchiya too much. |
(0:09:28.76) |
Aiko Kudou : Well, I didn't do anything! |
(0:09:30.42) |
Mizuki Himeji : Tsuchiya got excited because your swimsuit was so cute! |
(0:09:34.34) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : That claim has yet to be verified. |
(0:09:40.41) |
Shouko Kirishima : Excited? |
(0:09:45.67) |
Mizuki Himeji : Yup, Tsuchiya is
a boy, after all. |
(0:09:46.53) |
Shouko Kirishima : I see. |
(0:09:49.87) |
Shouko Kirishima : Scissors. |
(0:09:53.19) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Oh my God! |
(0:09:53.94) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : What the hell are you doing?! |
(0:09:57.73) |
Shouko Kirishima : You
should get excited by my
swimsuit. |
(0:09:59.47) |
Yoshii Akihisa : There's no need for that because both of you look really pretty! |
(0:10:03.79) |
Mizuki Himeji : Oh my! You called me pretty. |
(0:10:08.31) |
Mizuki Himeji : I'm so embarrassed! |
(0:10:10.13) |
Shouko Kirishima : Yoshii, thank you. |
(0:10:11.72) |
Minami Shimada : Well sorry for not being attractive! |
(0:10:13.75) |
Yoshii Akihisa : That's not true! |
(0:10:17.19) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Minami, you're slim, but you've got weight where you need it. |
(0:10:18.58) |
Minami Shimada : I know, I know! My breasts are small and my belly is plump! |
(0:10:21.60) |
Yoshii Akihisa : That's not what I meant! |
(0:10:25.97) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Hey there everyone! Thanks for waiting! |
(0:10:27.52) |
EXTRA : What are you doing?! |
(0:10:31.93) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : What do you mean? |
(0:10:34.86) |
EXTRA : Why aren't you wearing a top?! |
(0:10:35.76) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Well, that's normal for a man's swimsuit. |
(0:10:37.87) |
EXTRA : A girl shouldn't be wearing a man's swimsuit! |
(0:10:40.34) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Look, I'm not a girl, and... |
(0:10:42.69) |
EXTRA : Anyway, just come with me! |
(0:10:44.66) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : You've got it wrong! Listen to me! |
(0:10:46.46) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Wait! Let me go! |
(0:10:48.34) |
Akira Yoshii : Oh, Minami. |
(0:10:50.58) |
Akira Yoshii : Did my little brother do something wrong again? |
(0:10:52.13) |
Akira Yoshii : What's wrong, Minami? |
(0:10:58.91) |
Minami Shimada : Don't mind me, I know I'll never win! |
(0:11:01.49) |
Shouko Kirishima : Akira, excuse me for a second. |
(0:11:05.26) |
Shouko Kirishima : Amazing! |
(0:11:09.64) |
Mizuki Himeji : Sorry! Excuse me! |
(0:11:12.08) |
Mizuki Himeji : The beach is so cruel! |
(0:11:19.93) |
Minami Shimada : God's the cruel one! |
(0:11:22.37) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Sorry, everyone. I'm a bit late. |
(0:11:24.49) |
Akira Yoshii : Is something wrong, Hideyoshi? You look depressed. |
(0:11:28.16) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Just leave me alone. |
(0:11:33.75) |
Shin Fukuhara : The beach is cruel in more ways than one. |
(0:11:36.04) |
Mizuki Himeji : Akihisa, it's more to the right! |
(0:11:52.39) |
Minami Shimada : No, actually, it's more to the left! |
(0:11:54.69) |
Aiko Kudou : Yoshii, go forward more! |
(0:11:56.76) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Who should I listen to?
|
(0:12:00.07) |
Akira Yoshii : Aki, turn 32 degrees to the left and walk 4.7 meters forward. |
(0:12:02.64) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : Actually, do the opposite. |
(0:12:08.37) |
Yoshii Akihisa : They're all giving me different directions!
|
(0:12:10.82) |
Yoshii Akihisa : What should I do?
|
(0:12:12.69) |
Yoshii Akihisa : How about Yuuji?
|
(0:12:14.17) |
Shouko Kirishima : Yuuji, how's my swimsuit? |
(0:12:16.05) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : It's okay, I guess. I saw it last time, remember? |
(0:12:17.97) |
Shouko Kirishima : I asked because you probably weren't paying attention. |
(0:12:20.70) |
Shouko Kirishima : You need to come and get a better look. |
(0:12:23.46) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Wait, hey, don't grab on to me! |
(0:12:24.98) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Things are touching! |
(0:12:26.68) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Right there! |
(0:12:28.06) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Go to hell! |
(0:12:31.60) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Watch it! |
(0:12:35.33) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Damn! I missed. |
(0:12:36.48) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Sorry, Yuuji! I thought you were the watermelon. |
(0:12:40.72) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : It looked like you were aiming right at him. |
(0:12:44.07) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Oh, come on, Hideyoshi. It was a misunderstanding! |
(0:12:48.26) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah, Hideyoshi. |
(0:12:51.20) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Akihisa was only after the watermelon. |
(0:12:52.91) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Now, then, it's my turn. |
(0:12:56.58) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : What's wrong? Let go of the bat, Akihisa. |
(0:13:00.34) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Yuuji, you just had your turn and failed. |
(0:13:03.59) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : The first round is over. Now we're on the second round and I'm
first. |
(0:13:06.21) |
Yoshii Akihisa : It's only fair to go in reverse order in the second round! |
(0:13:10.16) |
Mizuki Himeji : Um, it'd be a waste to splatter the watermelon everywhere, so let's stop trying to split— |
(0:13:13.27) |
Yoshii Akihisa : It's all right! |
(0:13:18.86) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : I swear I won't crush the watermelon! |
(0:13:19.86) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Then just what are
you trying to crush? |
(0:13:21.98) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Wow, I'm tired. |
(0:13:27.53) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : I didn't even swim. Why do I feel so exhausted? |
(0:13:29.12) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : You brought it upon yourself. |
(0:13:32.59) |
Aiko Kudou : Thanks for waiting! |
(0:13:35.08) |
Shouko Kirishima : We bought lunch. |
(0:13:36.82) |
Minami Shimada : Sorry we're late! |
(0:13:38.93) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Was the store crowded? |
(0:13:40.60) |
Mizuki Himeji : No, it was... |
(0:13:41.50) |
Aiko Kudou : Well, some guys hit on us. |
(0:13:43.42) |
Minami Shimada : I really hate things like that! |
(0:13:46.23) |
Shouko Kirishima : So do I. |
(0:13:48.81) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Oh man, that sounds like a hassle. |
(0:13:50.55) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Just give them the cold-shoulder. |
(0:13:52.67) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Definitely! |
(0:13:55.05) |
Aiko Kudou : Hold it. That's not how you should react! |
(0:13:57.63) |
Aiko Kudou : Jeez, you really don't get us girls at all. |
(0:14:02.90) |
Shouko Kirishima : Yes. Yuuji, you need to worry more. |
(0:14:06.44) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Huh? What are you— |
(0:14:09.20) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : My eyes! |
(0:14:11.73) |
Mizuki Himeji : I wish Akihisa would show a little more concern about us. |
(0:14:13.91) |
Minami Shimada : I know! Why don't we make
him worry? |
(0:14:18.70) |
Mizuki Himeji : That's right. |
(0:14:21.48) |
Minami Shimada : Jeez, guys keep hitting on us everywhere! |
(0:14:22.84) |
Mizuki Himeji : I know! It's always such a pain to deal with! |
(0:14:26.26) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Huh? Guys hit on you a lot? |
(0:14:31.18) |
Mizuki Himeji : Yes! All the time! |
(0:14:34.18) |
Minami Shimada : Seriously, anywhere we go! |
(0:14:36.73) |
Yoshii Akihisa : But, you didn't look that used to it. |
(0:14:38.56) |
Mizuki Himeji : Th-That's not true! I was just tired of it happening all the time! |
(0:14:42.85) |
Minami Shimada : Yeah! A slow guy like you wouldn't understand! |
(0:14:47.26) |
Yoshii Akihisa : That's rude! I hit on girls all the— |
(0:14:51.99) |
Mizuki Himeji : All the what? |
(0:14:55.16) |
Minami Shimada : All the what? |
(0:14:56.84) |
Minami Shimada : For starters, |
(0:14:59.37) |
Minami Shimada : there's no way you could pull off hitting on a girl! |
(0:15:00.71) |
Mizuki Himeji : Exactly! That sort of thing isn't your forte and I doubt it'd go well! |
(0:15:03.63) |
Mizuki Himeji : Don't try to show off! |
(0:15:08.79) |
Shouko Kirishima : Yuuji, you don't understand girls either. That's why you aren't popular. |
(0:15:11.18) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : How dare you say— |
(0:15:15.23) |
Akira Yoshii : Everyone has things that suit them and things that don't. |
(0:15:17.22) |
Akira Yoshii : A romantic relationship isn't for you, Aki. |
(0:15:20.25) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Damn it! They're ridiculous! |
(0:15:28.58) |
Yoshii Akihisa : It feels like they were picking on us for the fun of it. |
(0:15:31.04) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : We aren't popular? What the hell? |
(0:15:33.37) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I know! If I get serious, getting a girl is... |
(0:15:36.10) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Huh? |
(0:15:40.77) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : What's wrong, Akihisa? |
(0:15:43.99) |
Yoshii Akihisa : An unbelievable sight! |
(0:15:45.93) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Hit on... |
(0:15:50.05) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : What? |
(0:15:52.33) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Voyeur is getting hit on. |
(0:15:53.09) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : What are you smoking? I told you not to speak gibberish unless you're asleep— |
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EXTRA : You're a photographic genius! |
(0:16:00.29) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : This is a “normal feature”. |
(0:16:03.28) |
EXTRA : Come on, don't be shy! |
(0:16:05.61) |
EXTRA : You're so cute! |
(0:16:07.80) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Impossible! Why is Voyeur... |
(0:16:11.42) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Yuuji... |
(0:16:14.71) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : What is it? |
(0:16:15.98) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Is there any chance, that you and I are the only ones who aren't popular? |
(0:16:16.92) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Don't be ridiculous! There's no way that's true! |
(0:16:26.66) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah! Of course not! |
(0:16:29.85) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : It's just that Voyeur looks quiet and harmless. |
(0:16:34.18) |
Yoshii Akihisa : He's just a different type! |
(0:16:37.89) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : We shouldn't start jumping to conclusions! |
(0:16:39.90) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Exactly! How dare they say we can't mack on girls?! |
(0:16:42.72) |
Yoshii Akihisa : We'll show them what we can do! |
(0:16:45.66) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : That's the spirit, Akihisa! Let's show them how good we are! |
(0:16:47.11) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah! |
(0:16:50.92) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Now that I think back, |
(0:16:52.56) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I can only say that something was wrong with us back then. |
(0:16:55.11) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Do you even know how to hit on a girl? |
(0:17:01.89) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : The quickest way is to copy the success of others; let's learn from Voyeur. |
(0:17:04.14) |
Yoshii Akihisa : So we should go after the girls taking the photos, right? |
(0:17:07.75) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah, one of us can say, “I'll take your
picture if you'd like,” |
(0:17:10.39) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : that should make a good ice-breaker. |
(0:17:14.86) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Mhm. |
(0:17:16.59) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Then, whoever isn't talking can bring up more conversational material, |
(0:17:17.74) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : and everything will be smooth sailing from there. |
(0:17:21.64) |
Yoshii Akihisa : How exactly will they decide what topics to bring up? |
(0:17:23.18) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : They'll just have to think something up. |
(0:17:25.91) |
Yoshii Akihisa : So, it's the wingman's fault if things fall through? |
(0:17:28.71) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Damn you, Akihisa! What's up with you sprinting like that?! |
(0:17:35.31) |
Yoshii Akihisa : How about you, huh?! |
(0:17:38.67) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : You can follow me nice and slow! |
(0:17:40.91) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Yuuji, I'll get the conversation going for you! |
(0:17:43.37) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Like I'd trust you! Leave it to me! |
(0:17:46.01) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I won't let you! |
(0:17:49.25) |
EXTRA : Thanks for waiting! |
(0:17:54.30) |
EXTRA : I'll take the picture now! |
(0:17:55.72) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Miss! |
(0:18:00.30) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : You look pretty. |
(0:18:02.25) |
Yoshii Akihisa : If you'd like, |
(0:18:04.49) |
Yoshii Akihisa : we'll take some swimsuit shots. |
(0:18:06.13) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I didn't expect her to call the cops. |
(0:18:15.24) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Maybe taking photos is a bad way to start a conversation. |
(0:18:18.30) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Right. |
(0:18:22.07) |
Yoshii Akihisa : We don't have Voyeur's skill with cameras. |
(0:18:23.56) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : All right! Let's change our approach. |
(0:18:27.75) |
Yoshii Akihisa : What are we going to do? |
(0:18:30.10) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : First, we'll compliment their looks; then we'll get more conversational. How's that? |
(0:18:31.04) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Everyone loves a compliment! |
(0:18:35.67) |
Yoshii Akihisa : However, how do we compliment them? |
(0:18:38.75) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : We use comparisons. |
(0:18:41.09) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Tell them they look like TV stars |
(0:18:43.18) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : or sports players. |
(0:18:44.77) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : After we've compared them to someone, and the conversation gets going, the rest... |
(0:18:46.76) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : will be a easy! |
(0:18:50.69) |
EXTRA : Thanks. |
(0:18:56.06) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Um, you look really pretty, Miss! |
(0:18:57.83) |
EXTRA : Eh? Do I? |
(0:19:00.57) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah, you've got a perfect body! |
(0:19:02.16) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I think so too! You look really great! |
(0:19:05.27) |
EXTRA : Oh my, you're flattering me! |
(0:19:08.29) |
Yoshii Akihisa : No, no, that's not it! |
(0:19:10.46) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Right! You're honestly really pretty! |
(0:19:12.49) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah, yeah! You look really great, just like a... |
(0:19:15.28) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Right, just like... |
(0:19:18.47) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Like a porn star! |
(0:19:20.01) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Her right hand was definitely world-class. |
(0:19:30.17) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I'm sure she'll become a champion. I can even feel it in my bones. |
(0:19:33.12) |
Mizuki Himeji : Oh? Where have the two of you been? |
(0:19:37.36) |
Shouko Kirishima : Swollen faces. |
(0:19:42.03) |
Minami Shimada : What happened? |
(0:19:43.27) |
Yoshii Akihisa : N-Nothing much! Right, Yuuji? |
(0:19:44.30) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah! |
(0:19:46.89) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : We just tripped, right, Akihisa? |
(0:19:47.81) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Yuuji, let's get back to our swimming race! |
(0:19:50.16) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah! I won't lose this time! |
(0:19:52.59) |
Yoshii Akihisa : We were finally about to succeed, but you went and ruined it! |
(0:19:58.34) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : No, it was your
retarded comment that killed it! |
(0:20:01.93) |
Yoshii Akihisa : You're playing innocent? What the hell?! |
(0:20:04.07) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : You want to fight it out?! |
(0:20:06.31) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Enough, this won't get us anywhere. |
(0:20:09.64) |
Yoshii Akihisa : You're right. |
(0:20:12.97) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : I was thinking, |
(0:20:14.31) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : maybe it's not working because we aren't sincere. |
(0:20:16.38) |
Yoshii Akihisa : What? |
(0:20:19.86) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : It's possible we're unconsciously holding back because the girls aren't our type. |
(0:20:20.65) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Good point. We can't fake true feelings. |
(0:20:26.45) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Just kidding! |
(0:20:30.62) |
Yoshii Akihisa : That's just a lame excuse. |
(0:20:33.30) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : What's the matter, Yuuji? |
(0:20:38.13) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : All right! Let's give it one last try! |
(0:20:48.39) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah, all right. |
(0:20:51.80) |
Yoshii Akihisa : U-Um...! |
(0:20:55.85) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Th-The thing is, we got lost. |
(0:21:00.19) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Uh, we're looking for the b-beach. Do you know where— |
(0:21:04.08) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Idiot! We're at
the damn beach! |
(0:21:08.37) |
Yoshii Akihisa : It just slipped out. |
(0:21:12.08) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Her hair color changed?! |
(0:22:09.72) |
Shouko Kirishima : This is my real hair. |
(0:22:15.27) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Sh-Shouko! |
(0:22:17.69) |
Yoshii Akihisa : This is bad! |
(0:22:19.65) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Huh? |
(0:22:21.19) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : Sorry, Akihisa. |
(0:22:24.20) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Voyeur! |
(0:22:26.49) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Why?! |
(0:22:27.63) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : They would've killed me if I refused. |
(0:22:28.97) |
Yoshii Akihisa : D-Did they find out what we were doing? |
(0:22:31.39) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : Right arm, they said. |
(0:22:34.33) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Right arm, eh? Sounds pretty painful.
|
(0:22:36.81) |
Yoshii Akihisa : I don't want to go back.
|
(0:22:40.49) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : They said they'll break everything except
the right arm! |
(0:22:41.83) |
Mizuki Himeji : Akihisa? Please don't move from there! |
(0:22:49.51) |
Minami Shimada : We have a full course of punishment ready; so prepare yourself, Aki! |
(0:22:53.17) |
Akira Yoshii : I'm so sad that I'm losing my little brother! |
(0:22:56.76) |
Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Run, Akihisa! These three are seriously— |
(0:23:00.69) |
Kouta Tsuchiya : Akihisa, thanks for all the memories. |
(0:23:06.26) |
Yoshii Akihisa : No! |
(0:23:09.52) |
Shouko Kirishima : Yuuji. |
(0:23:17.44) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : Yes, ma'am. |
(0:23:19.50) |
Shouko Kirishima : Kneel down. |
(0:23:20.92) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : What? But we're... |
(0:23:21.77) |
Shouko Kirishima : Kneel down. |
(0:23:24.47) |
Yuuji Sakamoto : But we're in the sea. |
(0:23:25.57) |
Shouko Kirishima : Do I have to say it again? |
(0:23:28.10) |
Shouko Kirishima : Kneel down. |
(0:23:33.66) |
Shin Fukuhara : Question 2: What is the main component of seawater aside from water? |
(0:23:36.36) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Tears of regret and repentance! |
(0:23:41.08) |
Shin Fukuhara : What happened? |
(0:23:43.17) |
Yoshii Akihisa : Next episode, “Me, Yukatas, and Festival Fun!” |
(0:23:44.83) |
Shin Fukuhara : This will be on your test. |
(0:23:47.40) |