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▶ Akira Yoshii : So, Aki, how many people are going on this trip?	(0:00:00.65)
▶ Shin Fukuhara : Yoshii Akihisa is in quite a bind.	(0:00:05.41)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Th-There's nine people including you. Is that too many?	(0:00:10.40)
▶ Akira Yoshii : If I borrow a minivan, it shouldn't be a problem;	(0:00:14.33)
▶ Akira Yoshii : but who are the other seven people you invited?	(0:00:17.52)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Th-They are—	(0:00:19.99)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Actually, I think you know them.	(0:00:21.90)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : There's Yuuji,	(0:00:24.37)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Hideyoshi,	(0:00:26.92)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : and Voyeur.	(0:00:29.92)
▶ Akira Yoshii : And the rest?	(0:00:32.88)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Other than them...	(0:00:34.32)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : This is bad.	(0:00:36.83)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : She ordered me not to hang out with girls.	(0:00:38.02)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I can say Kirishima is coming as Yuuji's fiancée,	(0:00:42.14)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : but Himeji,	(0:00:46.06)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Minami,	(0:00:49.08)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : and Kudou are coming too.	(0:00:51.71)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : She'll kill me if she finds out!	(0:00:54.25)
▶ Akira Yoshii : So...	(0:00:55.66)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Who are the others?	(0:00:56.36)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Um, Hi-Hi—	(0:00:57.37)
▶ Akira Yoshii : You already mentioned Hideyoshi.	(0:01:00.32)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : It's a se ~cr ~et .	(0:01:03.50)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Aki, please brace yourself.	(0:01:06.12)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I'm sorry! It was just a joke!	(0:01:08.67)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Tell me the truth and in return I'll give you a kiss.	(0:01:10.84)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : The other four are aliens.	(0:01:15.13)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Aki, close your eyes.	(0:01:17.54)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Wait a second! That was so obviously a lie, right?	(0:01:19.51)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Humans are aliens in a way.	(0:01:22.56)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Wait! I'll apologize! Stop!	(0:01:25.94)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Stop!	(0:01:28.40)
▶ Akira Yoshii : I can't... I can't believe you hate me so much!	(0:01:32.86)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Oh, I'm sorry.	(0:01:36.28)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : You're my sister, so—	(0:01:38.26)
▶ Akira Yoshii : It turns you on, right?	(0:01:40.03)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : She's a pervert!	(0:01:41.60)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : She's a hopeless pervert!	(0:01:42.67)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Don't take it too seriously.	(0:01:44.37)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Thirty percent of it was joke!	(0:01:46.66)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : This is bad. She's almost completely serious.	(0:01:48.29)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Aki, you're a bad boy for trying to deceive me.	(0:01:50.75)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Why did you try to lie about it?	(0:01:55.70)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : You won't get mad if I tell you?	(0:01:58.00)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Not at all! As long as it's not that girls are coming,	(0:01:59.89)
▶ Akira Yoshii : I won't get upset or make you cross-dress!	(0:02:03.96)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Where are you going, Aki?	(0:02:07.08)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I don't want to get yelled at, beaten up, crushed, or be forced to cross-dress!	(0:02:09.40)
▶ Akira Yoshii : I see. You invited girls.	(0:02:13.60)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Th-That's not it!	(0:02:16.78)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : It's that, um...	(0:02:18.15)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : They've helped me study, and I would've felt bad not inviting them since we always hang out together.	(0:02:23.74)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I didn't know we'd be staying overnight.	(0:02:30.60)
▶ Akira Yoshii : My, you're so helpless.	(0:02:33.36)
▶ Akira Yoshii : It's fine.	(0:02:39.30)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Th-Then...	(0:02:41.39)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Just this time, all right?	(0:02:42.80)
▶ Akira Yoshii : However, if you engage in any improper activities with the girls...	(0:02:44.56)
▶ Akira Yoshii : I'll slaughter your entire family!	(0:02:51.05)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : That means you'd die too.	(0:02:53.31)
▶ Shin Fukuhara : Today's the day of their trip to the beach.	(0:04:28.33)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : The weather's great, Yuuji.	(0:04:31.77)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah, it's great that everyone could come too.	(0:04:33.89)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : I was looking forward to this so much, I could barely sleep!	(0:04:37.00)
▶ Minami Shimada : Mizuki, you're not in elementary school anymore!	(0:04:40.64)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : I bought a new swimsuit just for today!	(0:04:43.26)
▶ Minami Shimada : Didn't you buy a new one not too long ago?	(0:04:46.22)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Um, that one is... the size is...	(0:04:48.52)
▶ Minami Shimada : Do you mean, you got fat?	(0:04:52.89)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Just a little bit! Really, only a tiny bit!	(0:04:55.57)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : A tiny bit... too fat...	(0:04:58.54)
▶ Minami Shimada : Settle on one!	(0:05:00.67)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : It's not what you think! I gained weight because my hair got longer!	(0:05:03.11)
▶ Minami Shimada : Come on, it's because you weren't being careful.	(0:05:08.21)
▶ Minami Shimada : Actually, I lost weight due to the summer heat!	(0:05:10.73)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : That's not fair, Minami! You betrayed me!	(0:05:13.81)
▶ Minami Shimada : Yeah, I got slimmer... starting with my chest.	(0:05:17.04)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Himeji, Shimada, you're both worrying too much.	(0:05:21.38)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : You don't look that different.	(0:05:24.93)
▶ Minami Shimada : Well, excuse me! My breasts develop slower than yours!	(0:05:27.03)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : I don't have breasts to develop!	(0:05:31.72)
▶ Minami Shimada : Don't worry about us. We know you'll eventually grow into a drop-dead gorgeous figure.	(0:05:33.72)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Someone as glamorous as you couldn't understand our problems, Kinoshita!	(0:05:39.76)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : I'm a man! Calm down!	(0:05:43.73)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : What's wrong with both of you today?	(0:05:46.61)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : But...	(0:05:49.45)
▶ Minami Shimada : But...	(0:05:49.45)
▶ Minami Shimada : I'm jealous of her boobs!	(0:05:51.18)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : I'm jealous of her slender waist.	(0:05:53.00)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Indeed, Akira is a threat. I'll have to keep a close eye on Yuuji.	(0:05:55.57)
▶ Aiko Kudou : She's got a great figure from top to bottom. It's amazing!	(0:06:00.18)
▶ Aiko Kudou : I bet she'd look good in one of those skimpy swimsuits from porn magazines!	(0:06:03.18)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Oh, Kouta, what's wrong?	(0:06:09.26)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : Just car sickness.	(0:06:12.06)
▶ Akira Yoshii : It's a little odd to get a nosebleed from car sickness.	(0:06:13.38)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Aki, can you get him some motion sickness pills from the bag?	(0:06:16.37)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : No problem!	(0:06:19.98)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Huh? The zipper won't open.	(0:06:22.23)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : One, two... There!	(0:06:25.03)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Great! I opened it.	(0:06:27.59)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Huh?	(0:06:29.53)
▶ Shin Fukuhara : It's an old-school swimsuit. Wow.	(0:06:31.45)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Sis, no way!	(0:06:34.87)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : What are you doing, Akihisa?	(0:06:36.76)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : What should I do, Yuuji?	(0:06:38.00)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I just discovered there's a hopeless freak in my family!	(0:06:39.54)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : You look like a freak with that swimsuit in your hand.	(0:06:42.00)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : No, this is my sister's swimsuit.	(0:06:45.64)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : I see. You've got a thing for your sister's swimsuit, huh?	(0:06:47.80)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : You're right, you are hopeless.	(0:06:51.81)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : You don't understand! This is unacceptable!	(0:06:53.22)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Aki, you asked me to wear a swimsuit that didn't show much skin so you wouldn't feel embarrassed.	(0:06:55.64)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Sorry, but no!	(0:07:02.40)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Compared to walking with someone your age wearing a school swimsuit,	(0:07:03.39)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : you showing a bit of skin is nothing!	(0:07:06.51)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Change it! Change the swimsuit!	(0:07:09.01)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : As your little brother, I can't let you wear this!	(0:07:11.20)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Are you saying I should wear something more revealing?	(0:07:14.41)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah, fine. Whatever.	(0:07:17.70)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : Akihisa, don't be such a pervert.	(0:07:19.33)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Voyeur, the Lord of Perversion, just called me a pervert!	(0:07:22.63)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Don't cry, Akihisa. It's the same as when you call other people idiots.	(0:07:26.42)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Are you implying I'm the Lord of Idiocy?!	(0:07:30.59)
▶ Akira Yoshii : I guess I have no choice. I'll wear something else.	(0:07:33.01)
▶ Akira Yoshii : That swimsuit was so tight around my breasts that they were spilling out.	(0:07:36.48)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Wow!	(0:07:47.58)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : What a good view!	(0:07:48.53)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : The breeze feels great!	(0:07:50.15)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : It's the perfect location.	(0:07:51.79)
▶ Minami Shimada : All right! Let's get changed quickly and go for a swim!	(0:07:53.46)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Yeah!	(0:07:56.30)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : This is my opportunity to make everyone realize that I'm a guy.	(0:07:56.95)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : This time I got it right and brought trunks.	(0:08:01.05)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : This should shut them up!	(0:08:05.14)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Yay!	(0:08:06.88)
▶ Aiko Kudou : I changed inside the car!	(0:08:09.00)
▶ Aiko Kudou : The tan lines are different from the swimming team's swimsuits.	(0:08:11.67)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Isn't this kind of sexy, Voyeur?	(0:08:15.51)
▶ Aiko Kudou : You can take as many pictures as you want!	(0:08:19.97)
▶ Aiko Kudou : I don't mind at all!	(0:08:23.18)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : Don't get full of yourself, Kudou Aiko!	(0:08:24.60)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Huh?	(0:08:26.94)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : Your swimsuit doesn't interest me in the slight—	(0:08:28.03)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : I'm getting heat stroke.	(0:08:33.32)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : You did your best, Voyeur. That was 28 seconds.	(0:08:35.03)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : That's awesome! You broke your nosebleed endurance record!	(0:08:38.47)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Are you all right, Voyeur?	(0:08:41.77)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Oh no, if you come any—	(0:08:43.98)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : The sunlight's so strong!	(0:08:50.45)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Voyeur!	(0:08:52.88)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : I wish to be reborn as a bird.	(0:08:54.61)
▶ Aiko Kudou : No way! Don't say something like that!	(0:08:58.06)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : So that I'll be up in the sky;	(0:09:01.14)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : able to peep into girl's locker rooms as much as I like.	(0:09:02.96)
▶ Shin Fukuhara : He failed to learn from what had killed him.	(0:09:07.81)
▶ Shin Fukuhara : Swoosh. Swoosh.	(0:09:11.72)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : So lemon juice actually goes pretty well with sugar, huh?	(0:09:15.82)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : We're sorry!	(0:09:18.49)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Thank you for waiting!	(0:09:19.78)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Thanks for waiting.	(0:09:22.42)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Is Tsuchiya all right?	(0:09:23.50)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : He's calmed down now.	(0:09:26.23)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Aiko.	(0:09:27.79)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Don't harass Tsuchiya too much.	(0:09:28.76)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Well, I didn't do anything!	(0:09:30.42)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Tsuchiya got excited because your swimsuit was so cute!	(0:09:34.34)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : That claim has yet to be verified.	(0:09:40.41)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Excited?	(0:09:45.67)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Yup, Tsuchiya is a boy, after all.	(0:09:46.53)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : I see.	(0:09:49.87)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Scissors.	(0:09:53.19)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Oh my God!	(0:09:53.94)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : What the hell are you doing?!	(0:09:57.73)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : You should get excited by my swimsuit.	(0:09:59.47)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : There's no need for that because both of you look really pretty!	(0:10:03.79)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Oh my! You called me pretty.	(0:10:08.31)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : I'm so embarrassed!	(0:10:10.13)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Yoshii, thank you.	(0:10:11.72)
▶ Minami Shimada : Well sorry for not being attractive!	(0:10:13.75)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : That's not true!	(0:10:17.19)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Minami, you're slim, but you've got weight where you need it.	(0:10:18.58)
▶ Minami Shimada : I know, I know! My breasts are small and my belly is plump!	(0:10:21.60)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : That's not what I meant!	(0:10:25.97)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Hey there everyone! Thanks for waiting!	(0:10:27.52)
▶ EXTRA : What are you doing?!	(0:10:31.93)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : What do you mean?	(0:10:34.86)
▶ EXTRA : Why aren't you wearing a top?!	(0:10:35.76)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Well, that's normal for a man's swimsuit.	(0:10:37.87)
▶ EXTRA : A girl shouldn't be wearing a man's swimsuit!	(0:10:40.34)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Look, I'm not a girl, and...	(0:10:42.69)
▶ EXTRA : Anyway, just come with me!	(0:10:44.66)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : You've got it wrong! Listen to me!	(0:10:46.46)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Wait! Let me go!	(0:10:48.34)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Oh, Minami.	(0:10:50.58)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Did my little brother do something wrong again?	(0:10:52.13)
▶ Akira Yoshii : What's wrong, Minami?	(0:10:58.91)
▶ Minami Shimada : Don't mind me, I know I'll never win!	(0:11:01.49)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Akira, excuse me for a second.	(0:11:05.26)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Amazing!	(0:11:09.64)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Sorry! Excuse me!	(0:11:12.08)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : The beach is so cruel!	(0:11:19.93)
▶ Minami Shimada : God's the cruel one!	(0:11:22.37)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Sorry, everyone. I'm a bit late.	(0:11:24.49)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Is something wrong, Hideyoshi? You look depressed.	(0:11:28.16)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Just leave me alone.	(0:11:33.75)
▶ Shin Fukuhara : The beach is cruel in more ways than one.	(0:11:36.04)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Akihisa, it's more to the right!	(0:11:52.39)
▶ Minami Shimada : No, actually, it's more to the left!	(0:11:54.69)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Yoshii, go forward more!	(0:11:56.76)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Who should I listen to?	(0:12:00.07)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Aki, turn 32 degrees to the left and walk 4.7 meters forward.	(0:12:02.64)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : Actually, do the opposite.	(0:12:08.37)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : They're all giving me different directions!	(0:12:10.82)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : What should I do?	(0:12:12.69)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : How about Yuuji?	(0:12:14.17)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Yuuji, how's my swimsuit?	(0:12:16.05)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : It's okay, I guess. I saw it last time, remember?	(0:12:17.97)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : I asked because you probably weren't paying attention.	(0:12:20.70)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : You need to come and get a better look.	(0:12:23.46)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Wait, hey, don't grab on to me!	(0:12:24.98)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Things are touching!	(0:12:26.68)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Right there!	(0:12:28.06)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Go to hell!	(0:12:31.60)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Watch it!	(0:12:35.33)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Damn! I missed.	(0:12:36.48)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Sorry, Yuuji! I thought you were the watermelon.	(0:12:40.72)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : It looked like you were aiming right at him.	(0:12:44.07)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Oh, come on, Hideyoshi. It was a misunderstanding!	(0:12:48.26)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah, Hideyoshi.	(0:12:51.20)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Akihisa was only after the watermelon.	(0:12:52.91)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Now, then, it's my turn.	(0:12:56.58)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : What's wrong? Let go of the bat, Akihisa.	(0:13:00.34)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Yuuji, you just had your turn and failed.	(0:13:03.59)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : The first round is over. Now we're on the second round and I'm first.	(0:13:06.21)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : It's only fair to go in reverse order in the second round!	(0:13:10.16)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Um, it'd be a waste to splatter the watermelon everywhere, so let's stop trying to split—	(0:13:13.27)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : It's all right!	(0:13:18.86)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : I swear I won't crush the watermelon!	(0:13:19.86)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Then just what are you trying to crush?	(0:13:21.98)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Wow, I'm tired.	(0:13:27.53)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : I didn't even swim. Why do I feel so exhausted?	(0:13:29.12)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : You brought it upon yourself.	(0:13:32.59)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Thanks for waiting!	(0:13:35.08)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : We bought lunch.	(0:13:36.82)
▶ Minami Shimada : Sorry we're late!	(0:13:38.93)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Was the store crowded?	(0:13:40.60)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : No, it was...	(0:13:41.50)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Well, some guys hit on us.	(0:13:43.42)
▶ Minami Shimada : I really hate things like that!	(0:13:46.23)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : So do I.	(0:13:48.81)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Oh man, that sounds like a hassle.	(0:13:50.55)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Just give them the cold-shoulder.	(0:13:52.67)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Definitely!	(0:13:55.05)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Hold it. That's not how you should react!	(0:13:57.63)
▶ Aiko Kudou : Jeez, you really don't get us girls at all.	(0:14:02.90)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Yes. Yuuji, you need to worry more.	(0:14:06.44)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Huh? What are you—	(0:14:09.20)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : My eyes!	(0:14:11.73)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : I wish Akihisa would show a little more concern about us.	(0:14:13.91)
▶ Minami Shimada : I know! Why don't we make him worry?	(0:14:18.70)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : That's right.	(0:14:21.48)
▶ Minami Shimada : Jeez, guys keep hitting on us everywhere!	(0:14:22.84)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : I know! It's always such a pain to deal with!	(0:14:26.26)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Huh? Guys hit on you a lot?	(0:14:31.18)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Yes! All the time!	(0:14:34.18)
▶ Minami Shimada : Seriously, anywhere we go!	(0:14:36.73)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : But, you didn't look that used to it.	(0:14:38.56)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Th-That's not true! I was just tired of it happening all the time!	(0:14:42.85)
▶ Minami Shimada : Yeah! A slow guy like you wouldn't understand!	(0:14:47.26)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : That's rude! I hit on girls all the—	(0:14:51.99)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : All the what?	(0:14:55.16)
▶ Minami Shimada : All the what?	(0:14:56.84)
▶ Minami Shimada : For starters,	(0:14:59.37)
▶ Minami Shimada : there's no way you could pull off hitting on a girl!	(0:15:00.71)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Exactly! That sort of thing isn't your forte and I doubt it'd go well!	(0:15:03.63)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Don't try to show off!	(0:15:08.79)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Yuuji, you don't understand girls either. That's why you aren't popular.	(0:15:11.18)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : How dare you say—	(0:15:15.23)
▶ Akira Yoshii : Everyone has things that suit them and things that don't.	(0:15:17.22)
▶ Akira Yoshii : A romantic relationship isn't for you, Aki.	(0:15:20.25)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Damn it! They're ridiculous!	(0:15:28.58)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : It feels like they were picking on us for the fun of it.	(0:15:31.04)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : We aren't popular? What the hell?	(0:15:33.37)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I know! If I get serious, getting a girl is...	(0:15:36.10)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Huh?	(0:15:40.77)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : What's wrong, Akihisa?	(0:15:43.99)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : An unbelievable sight!	(0:15:45.93)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Hit on...	(0:15:50.05)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : What?	(0:15:52.33)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Voyeur is getting hit on.	(0:15:53.09)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : What are you smoking? I told you not to speak gibberish unless you're asleep—	(0:15:55.72)
▶ EXTRA : You're a photographic genius!	(0:16:00.29)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : This is a “normal feature”.	(0:16:03.28)
▶ EXTRA : Come on, don't be shy!	(0:16:05.61)
▶ EXTRA : You're so cute!	(0:16:07.80)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Impossible! Why is Voyeur...	(0:16:11.42)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Yuuji...	(0:16:14.71)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : What is it?	(0:16:15.98)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Is there any chance, that you and I are the only ones who aren't popular?	(0:16:16.92)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Don't be ridiculous! There's no way that's true!	(0:16:26.66)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah! Of course not!	(0:16:29.85)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : It's just that Voyeur looks quiet and harmless.	(0:16:34.18)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : He's just a different type!	(0:16:37.89)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : We shouldn't start jumping to conclusions!	(0:16:39.90)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Exactly! How dare they say we can't mack on girls?!	(0:16:42.72)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : We'll show them what we can do!	(0:16:45.66)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : That's the spirit, Akihisa! Let's show them how good we are!	(0:16:47.11)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah!	(0:16:50.92)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Now that I think back,	(0:16:52.56)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I can only say that something was wrong with us back then.	(0:16:55.11)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Do you even know how to hit on a girl?	(0:17:01.89)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : The quickest way is to copy the success of others; let's learn from Voyeur.	(0:17:04.14)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : So we should go after the girls taking the photos, right?	(0:17:07.75)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah, one of us can say, “I'll take your picture if you'd like,”	(0:17:10.39)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : that should make a good ice-breaker.	(0:17:14.86)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Mhm.	(0:17:16.59)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Then, whoever isn't talking can bring up more conversational material,	(0:17:17.74)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : and everything will be smooth sailing from there.	(0:17:21.64)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : How exactly will they decide what topics to bring up?	(0:17:23.18)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : They'll just have to think something up.	(0:17:25.91)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : So, it's the wingman's fault if things fall through?	(0:17:28.71)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Damn you, Akihisa! What's up with you sprinting like that?!	(0:17:35.31)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : How about you, huh?!	(0:17:38.67)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : You can follow me nice and slow!	(0:17:40.91)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Yuuji, I'll get the conversation going for you!	(0:17:43.37)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Like I'd trust you! Leave it to me!	(0:17:46.01)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I won't let you!	(0:17:49.25)
▶ EXTRA : Thanks for waiting!	(0:17:54.30)
▶ EXTRA : I'll take the picture now!	(0:17:55.72)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Miss!	(0:18:00.30)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : You look pretty.	(0:18:02.25)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : If you'd like,	(0:18:04.49)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : we'll take some swimsuit shots.	(0:18:06.13)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I didn't expect her to call the cops.	(0:18:15.24)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Maybe taking photos is a bad way to start a conversation.	(0:18:18.30)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Right.	(0:18:22.07)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : We don't have Voyeur's skill with cameras.	(0:18:23.56)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : All right! Let's change our approach.	(0:18:27.75)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : What are we going to do?	(0:18:30.10)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : First, we'll compliment their looks; then we'll get more conversational. How's that?	(0:18:31.04)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Everyone loves a compliment!	(0:18:35.67)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : However, how do we compliment them?	(0:18:38.75)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : We use comparisons.	(0:18:41.09)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Tell them they look like TV stars	(0:18:43.18)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : or sports players.	(0:18:44.77)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : After we've compared them to someone, and the conversation gets going, the rest...	(0:18:46.76)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : will be a easy!	(0:18:50.69)
▶ EXTRA : Thanks.	(0:18:56.06)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Um, you look really pretty, Miss!	(0:18:57.83)
▶ EXTRA : Eh? Do I?	(0:19:00.57)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah, you've got a perfect body!	(0:19:02.16)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I think so too! You look really great!	(0:19:05.27)
▶ EXTRA : Oh my, you're flattering me!	(0:19:08.29)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : No, no, that's not it!	(0:19:10.46)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Right! You're honestly really pretty!	(0:19:12.49)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah, yeah! You look really great, just like a...	(0:19:15.28)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Right, just like...	(0:19:18.47)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Like a porn star!	(0:19:20.01)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Her right hand was definitely world-class.	(0:19:30.17)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I'm sure she'll become a champion. I can even feel it in my bones.	(0:19:33.12)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Oh? Where have the two of you been?	(0:19:37.36)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Swollen faces.	(0:19:42.03)
▶ Minami Shimada : What happened?	(0:19:43.27)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : N-Nothing much! Right, Yuuji?	(0:19:44.30)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah!	(0:19:46.89)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : We just tripped, right, Akihisa?	(0:19:47.81)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Yuuji, let's get back to our swimming race!	(0:19:50.16)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Yeah! I won't lose this time!	(0:19:52.59)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : We were finally about to succeed, but you went and ruined it!	(0:19:58.34)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : No, it was your retarded comment that killed it!	(0:20:01.93)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : You're playing innocent? What the hell?!	(0:20:04.07)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : You want to fight it out?!	(0:20:06.31)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Enough, this won't get us anywhere.	(0:20:09.64)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : You're right.	(0:20:12.97)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : I was thinking,	(0:20:14.31)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : maybe it's not working because we aren't sincere.	(0:20:16.38)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : What?	(0:20:19.86)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : It's possible we're unconsciously holding back because the girls aren't our type.	(0:20:20.65)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Good point. We can't fake true feelings.	(0:20:26.45)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Just kidding!	(0:20:30.62)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : That's just a lame excuse.	(0:20:33.30)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : What's the matter, Yuuji?	(0:20:38.13)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : All right! Let's give it one last try!	(0:20:48.39)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Yeah, all right.	(0:20:51.80)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : U-Um...!	(0:20:55.85)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Th-The thing is, we got lost.	(0:21:00.19)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Uh, we're looking for the b-beach. Do you know where—	(0:21:04.08)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Idiot! We're at the damn beach!	(0:21:08.37)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : It just slipped out.	(0:21:12.08)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Her hair color changed?!	(0:22:09.72)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : This is my real hair.	(0:22:15.27)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Sh-Shouko!	(0:22:17.69)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : This is bad!	(0:22:19.65)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Huh?	(0:22:21.19)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : Sorry, Akihisa.	(0:22:24.20)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Voyeur!	(0:22:26.49)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Why?!	(0:22:27.63)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : They would've killed me if I refused.	(0:22:28.97)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : D-Did they find out what we were doing?	(0:22:31.39)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : Right arm, they said.	(0:22:34.33)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Right arm, eh? Sounds pretty painful.	(0:22:36.81)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : I don't want to go back.	(0:22:40.49)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : They said they'll break everything except the right arm!	(0:22:41.83)
▶ Mizuki Himeji : Akihisa? Please don't move from there!	(0:22:49.51)
▶ Minami Shimada : We have a full course of punishment ready; so prepare yourself, Aki!	(0:22:53.17)
▶ Akira Yoshii : I'm so sad that I'm losing my little brother!	(0:22:56.76)
▶ Hideyoshi Kinoshita : Run, Akihisa! These three are seriously—	(0:23:00.69)
▶ Kouta Tsuchiya : Akihisa, thanks for all the memories.	(0:23:06.26)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : No!	(0:23:09.52)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Yuuji.	(0:23:17.44)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : Yes, ma'am.	(0:23:19.50)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Kneel down.	(0:23:20.92)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : What? But we're...	(0:23:21.77)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Kneel down.	(0:23:24.47)
▶ Yuuji Sakamoto : But we're in the sea.	(0:23:25.57)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Do I have to say it again?	(0:23:28.10)
▶ Shouko Kirishima : Kneel down.	(0:23:33.66)
▶ Shin Fukuhara : Question 2: What is the main component of seawater aside from water?	(0:23:36.36)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Tears of regret and repentance!	(0:23:41.08)
▶ Shin Fukuhara : What happened?	(0:23:43.17)
▶ Yoshii Akihisa : Next episode, “Me, Yukatas, and Festival Fun!”	(0:23:44.83)
▶ Shin Fukuhara : This will be on your test.	(0:23:47.40)