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▶ Koro-sensei : Now, then.	(0:00:48.06)
▶ Koro-sensei : Let's begin homeroom.	(0:00:50.48)
▶ Koro-sensei : Class monitor, on your command.	(0:00:52.64)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : S-Stand!	(0:00:54.65)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Attention!	(0:00:59.99)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Bow!	(0:01:04.91)
▶ Koro-sensei : Good morning.	(0:01:09.67)
▶ Koro-sensei : I'll be taking attendance, so please, fire all you like.	(0:01:11.59)
▶ Koro-sensei : Isogai-kun?	(0:01:15.17)
▶ Yuma Isogai : Present.	(0:01:16.68)
▶ Koro-sensei : My apologies. I'll need you to speak up, what with all this gunfire.	(0:01:17.97)
▶ Yuma Isogai : Present!	(0:01:21.39)
▶ Koro-sensei : Okajima-kun?	(0:01:22.31)
▶ Taiga Okajima : Present!	(0:01:23.63)
▶ Koro-sensei : Okuda-san?	(0:01:24.27)
▶ Manami Okuda : Present!	(0:01:25.31)
▶ Koro-sensei : Kataoka-san?	(0:01:26.02)
▶ Megu Kataoka : Present!	(0:01:27.31)
▶ Koro-sensei : Kayano-san?	(0:01:27.94)
▶ Kaede Kayano : Present!	(0:01:28.94)
▶ Koro-sensei : Kanzaki-san?	(0:01:29.48)
▶ Yukiko Kanzaki : Present!	(0:01:30.44)
▶ Koro-sensei : All right.	(0:01:33.15)
▶ Koro-sensei : Everyone on time, I see.	(0:01:34.15)
▶ Koro-sensei : Excellent!	(0:01:35.99)
▶ Koro-sensei : That makes me very happy.	(0:01:37.37)
▶ Rio Nakamura : He's way too fast.	(0:01:39.37)
▶ Yuma Isogai : So even the whole class at once can't bring him down?	(0:01:40.87)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : We...	(0:01:43.45)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : are killers.	(0:01:45.00)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : And our target...	(0:01:46.48)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : is our teacher.	(0:01:49.08)
▶ Koro-sensei : Too bad.	(0:01:50.03)
▶ Koro-sensei : Not one of your bullets hit me today, either.	(0:01:51.58)
▶ Koro-sensei : Tactics that rely on sheer numbers neglect individual focus.	(0:01:53.92)
▶ Koro-sensei : Be it line of sight, barrel position, or finger movement,	(0:01:57.63)
▶ Koro-sensei : each of you was far too easy to read.	(0:02:01.29)
▶ Koro-sensei : You need to be more inventive!	(0:02:04.00)
▶ Koro-sensei : Otherwise,	(0:02:05.85)
▶ Koro-sensei : you'll never be able to kill me. I can speed up to Mach 20, you know?	(0:02:07.35)
▶ Hiroto Maehara : But, like, see...	(0:02:12.20)
▶ Hiroto Maehara : There's no way you seriously dodged all of those!	(0:02:14.36)
▶ Tomohito Sugino : I mean, these are just BB pellets.	(0:02:16.61)
▶ Tomohito Sugino : You coulda just taken them on the chin.	(0:02:19.78)
▶ EXTRA : Yeah! That's right!	(0:02:22.37)
▶ Koro-sensei : Very well.	(0:02:26.04)
▶ Koro-sensei : Gather up the BBs and hand them over.	(0:02:26.76)
▶ Koro-sensei : I told you: these may be harmless to you...	(0:02:29.42)
▶ Koro-sensei : but they're special anti-me BB pellets developed by the government.	(0:02:36.55)
▶ Koro-sensei : If one hits me, it'll slice right through my cells like tofu.	(0:02:40.05)
▶ Koro-sensei : They'll regenerate a few seconds later, of course.	(0:02:44.14)
▶ Koro-sensei : I'm more concerned about you putting a classmate's eyes out.	(0:02:48.48)
▶ Koro-sensei : No shooting in the classroom unless you're trying to kill me.	(0:02:52.11)
▶ Koro-sensei : And I do hope you can kill me— before graduation, that is.	(0:02:57.49)
▶ Koro-sensei : Now then, let's put away the arms and ammunition and begin class.	(0:03:01.91)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : At Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High School, the assassination classroom,	(0:03:08.04)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : the bell signals the start of another school day.	(0:03:13.62)
▶ Koro-sensei : Now, here's the question:	(0:04:56.44)
▶ Koro-sensei : Isogai-kun!	(0:04:58.69)
▶ Yuma Isogai : Y-Yes, sir?	(0:04:59.77)
▶ Koro-sensei : Which of these four tentacles is not like the others?	(0:05:01.18)
▶ Yuma Isogai : Um... the blue one?	(0:05:04.32)
▶ Koro-sensei : Correct!	(0:05:06.64)
▶ Koro-sensei : The only relative pronoun is "who," in the blue sentence.	(0:05:07.82)
▶ Koro-sensei : A relative pronoun modifies the noun right before it, so the clause	(0:05:11.29)
▶ Kaede Kayano : Hey, Nagisa.	(0:05:12.08)
▶ Koro-sensei : "who is standing over there" describes the "boy" here.	(0:05:14.29)
▶ Kaede Kayano : The crescent moon's out in broad daylight.	(0:05:16.12)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : How did we end up in this mess?	(0:05:21.34)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : As we began our third year of junior high, we were greeted by two extraordinary incidents.	(0:05:25.42)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : The first was the sudden explosion that left the moon permanently crescent-shaped.	(0:05:45.70)
▶ EXTRA : We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news.	(0:05:55.16)
▶ EXTRA : We've just gotten word that about seventy percent of the moon	(0:05:58.17)
▶ EXTRA : has been vaporized into nothing. I repeat...	(0:06:01.68)
▶ EXTRA : Will we have only a crescent moon to look at for the rest of our lives?{lol this doesn't like a very big problem the way she phrased it}	(0:06:05.42)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : And the second was his arrival.	(0:06:10.68)
▶ Koro-sensei : How do you do?	(0:06:13.76)
▶ Koro-sensei : I'm the one who tore that chunk out of your moon.	(0:06:15.96)
▶ Koro-sensei : I plan to do the same to the Earth next year.	(0:06:20.86)
▶ Koro-sensei : But until then, I'll be your teacher.	(0:06:23.44)
▶ Koro-sensei : Nice to meet you.	(0:06:25.36)
▶ EXTRA : There are at least six things wrong with this picture!	(0:06:28.02)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : The feeling was unanimous.	(0:06:30.32)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : I'm Karasuma, from the Ministry of Defense.	(0:06:33.96)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : First, please understand that what I'm about to say is classified information.	(0:06:36.44)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : Allow me to be blunt:	(0:06:43.65)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : I want you to kill this creature.	(0:06:45.76)
▶ Kouki Mimura : Um...	(0:06:50.76)
▶ Kouki Mimura : What's the deal?	(0:06:52.39)
▶ Kouki Mimura : Is he an alien invader or something?	(0:06:53.64)
▶ Koro-sensei : How rude!	(0:06:56.30)
▶ Koro-sensei : I'll have you know I was born and raised on Earth!	(0:06:57.14)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : He was?	(0:07:00.10)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : I'm afraid I can't discuss the details, but he's telling the truth.	(0:07:01.44)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : And as he said, he won't stop at the moon. Next year...	(0:07:06.73)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : he will destroy the Earth as well.	(0:07:11.20)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : Only the world's leaders know about this.	(0:07:14.24)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : If news of this guy got out there, we'd be looking at a global panic.	(0:07:17.97)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : That's why we have to kill him in secret before that happens.	(0:07:23.14)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : In other words:	(0:07:27.62)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : an assassination.	(0:07:28.63)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : But here's the catch.	(0:07:30.22)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : His speed is unmatched!	(0:07:31.76)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : You try to kill him,	(0:07:33.18)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : and he ends up grooming your eyebrows instead—immaculately!	(0:07:35.30)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : He's a superbeing with enough power to reduce the full moon to a crescent.	(0:07:41.73)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : His speed tops out at Mach 20!	(0:07:45.77)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : In short, if he actually wanted to get away from us,	(0:07:48.28)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : we wouldn't be able to do a thing to stop him.	(0:07:51.40)
▶ Koro-sensei : But where's the fun in that?	(0:07:55.78)
▶ Koro-sensei : So I made your government an offer.	(0:07:58.37)
▶ Koro-sensei : They will refrain from attempts on my life.	(0:08:01.16)
▶ Koro-sensei : And in return, I'll teach Class 3-E at Kunigigaoka Junior High School.	(0:08:03.42)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : What? Why?	(0:08:07.88)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : We don't know what he's after.	(0:08:09.26)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : But we had no choice but to agree,	(0:08:11.59)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : on the condition that he doesn't harm any of you students.	(0:08:13.51)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : We have two reasons for this.	(0:08:18.77)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : First and foremost, if he's coming to a classroom every day to teach,	(0:08:20.35)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : we can keep an eye on him.	(0:08:22.85)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : And second, it gives some thirty people the opportunity to kill him from extremely close range.	(0:08:24.10)
▶ Koro-sensei : Nakamura-san.	(0:08:33.24)
▶ Koro-sensei : Didn't I tell you not to let assassination interfere with your studies?	(0:08:35.36)
▶ Rio Nakamura : Sorry.	(0:08:38.83)
▶ Koro-sensei : Stand at the back for the rest of this lesson and think about what you've done!	(0:08:40.09)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : "How could you make this creature our teacher?"	(0:08:43.89)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : "And why are you making us assassinate him?"	(0:08:46.89)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : These cries faded as one final condition was announced.	(0:08:49.61)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : Your success will be rewarded with ten billion yen.	(0:08:53.70)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : It's only fair.	(0:08:57.26)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : If you can assassinate him, you will literally save the Earth.	(0:08:59.54)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : Fortunately, he doesn't think much of you.	(0:09:04.45)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : See?	(0:09:08.07)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : Those green stripes mean he's looking down on you!	(0:09:08.98)
▶ EXTRA : What is he, a chameleon?!	(0:09:11.90)
▶ Koro-sensei : Of course I am!	(0:09:12.99)
▶ Koro-sensei : If the government can't kill me, how could you?	(0:09:14.24)
▶ Koro-sensei : Even when they sent their very newest fighter jet after me,	(0:09:18.34)
▶ Koro-sensei : all it got was a good waxing right there in midair!	(0:09:29.08)
▶ EXTRA : What's with all the grooming?	(0:09:32.00)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : So while this guy looks down on you, your job is to find an opening in his defenses and strike it.	(0:09:33.94)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : We'll provide you with weapons and ammo that won't hurt humans but will work on him.	(0:09:38.84)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : You must keep this absolutely secret from your family and friends.	(0:09:43.52)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : There's no time to lose.	(0:09:47.06)
▶ Tadaomi Karasuma : If the Earth is destroyed, we'll have nowhere left to run.	(0:09:48.95)
▶ Koro-sensei : And that's about it.	(0:09:52.73)
▶ Koro-sensei : Well then, I hope you'll make the most of your one remaining year!	(0:09:54.54)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : We only have one year.	(0:10:01.99)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : If we can't assassinate him by then,	(0:10:04.68)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : the Earth will be history.	(0:10:08.18)
▶ Koro-sensei : Ah, lunchtime!	(0:10:16.11)
▶ Koro-sensei : I'll just pop over to China for some mapo tofu.	(0:10:18.76)
▶ Koro-sensei : If anyone would like to try assassinating me, just call me on my cell.	(0:10:22.64)
▶ EXTRA : Uh, let's see...	(0:10:29.81)
▶ EXTRA : if he's traveling at Mach 20...	(0:10:31.15)
▶ EXTRA : ...it'll take maybe ten minutes to get to Sichuan, the home of mapo tofu.	(0:10:32.96)
▶ EXTRA : Guess no missile could shoot that down.	(0:10:36.68)
▶ EXTRA : Heck, that octopus even grades tests while he breaks the sound barrier!	(0:10:40.45)
▶ EXTRA : Seriously?!	(0:10:44.58)
▶ Yuma Isogai : He even did a little drawing on mine.	(0:10:45.79)
▶ Hinano Kurahashi : Isn't he actually a pretty good teacher, though?	(0:10:48.37)
▶ EXTRA : He is!	(0:10:51.21)
▶ Gakushuu Asano : I aced my math test thanks to his after-school tutoring!	(0:10:52.25)
▶ EXTRA : Yeah, but...	(0:10:56.91)
▶ EXTRA : we are the E Class.	(0:10:59.59)
▶ EXTRA : Tryin' our best won't do much.	(0:11:02.26)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Yeah...	(0:11:05.06)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : He might be an octopoid superbeing —not to mention our target—	(0:11:06.35)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : but...	(0:11:10.10)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : for whatever reason, he's teaching us just like any other teacher would.	(0:11:11.35)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Likewise, we're perfectly normal students outside of the whole killer thing,	(0:11:15.83)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : but E Class is a little different from the rest.	(0:11:21.66)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Hey, Nagisa.	(0:11:28.95)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Come with us.	(0:11:31.21)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : It's time to put our assassination plan into action.	(0:11:32.58)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : That octopus's face changes color according to his mood, right?	(0:11:39.80)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Did you note down all the variations like I asked?	(0:11:43.80)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : More or less.	(0:11:47.10)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : It's striped green when he's feeling confident, as we all know.	(0:11:48.27)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : When we give an incorrect answer, it's dark purple.	(0:11:53.32)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : A correct answer makes it go bright scarlet.	(0:11:56.98)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : But what's really interesting is after lunch, when—	(0:11:59.74)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : I don't need to know all that.	(0:12:02.09)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : I have a plan.	(0:12:05.00)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : And at the moment he least expects it,	(0:12:06.15)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : you are going to carry it out.	(0:12:09.59)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : M-Me? But...	(0:12:11.46)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Don't be such a goody-goody.	(0:12:13.79)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : We're the E Class—	(0:12:15.96)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : the rejects that failed to keep up at this famous prep school.	(0:12:17.85)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : They call us...	(0:12:22.93)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : the End Class.	(0:12:24.22)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Every day, they send us to this isolated mountaintop campus	(0:12:27.64)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : and discriminate against us in every way like we're scum.	(0:12:31.23)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : You think us losers are ever gonna get another chance to score a cool ten billion yen?	(0:12:35.08)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : We're gonna climb our way out of this shithole...	(0:12:41.82)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : any way we can.	(0:12:46.32)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Just don't screw up,	(0:12:50.83)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Nagisa-kun.	(0:12:52.29)
▶ EXTRA : I heard Nagisa's headed for E Class.	(0:12:54.62)
▶ EXTRA : Ooh. Well, that's it for him.	(0:12:57.75)
▶ EXTRA : I better delete him from my address book.	(0:13:01.20)
▶ EXTRA : Same.	(0:13:03.42)
▶ EXTRA : I don't want anybody to think I'm on his level!	(0:13:04.28)
▶ Koro-sensei : I'm back!	(0:13:15.73)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : H-Hello, sir...	(0:13:17.24)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : What's with the missile?	(0:13:20.07)
▶ Koro-sensei : A souvenir.	(0:13:22.16)
▶ Koro-sensei : The Self-Defense Force ambushed me over the Sea of Japan.	(0:13:23.40)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : I-It must be tough, having everyone after your life.	(0:13:26.47)
▶ Koro-sensei : Not at all!	(0:13:29.20)
▶ Koro-sensei : You know you're truly powerful when everyone has it in for you.	(0:13:30.32)
▶ Koro-sensei : Now, I do believe it's time for fifth period.	(0:13:34.58)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Yes, sir.	(0:13:41.84)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : He doesn't understand.	(0:13:43.75)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : If you're everyone's assassination target,	(0:13:46.59)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : that means they all acknowledge your power.	(0:13:49.68)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : A creature like that wouldn't understand what it's like	(0:13:55.02)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : for no one to expect or fear anything from you,	(0:13:58.23)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : or even acknowledge your existence...	(0:14:00.75)
▶ EXTRA : Thanks to you, my evaluation's in the gutter!	(0:14:06.53)
▶ EXTRA : The only silver lining is I'll never have to see you again.	(0:14:10.24)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : I might just be able to kill him.	(0:14:19.48)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : After all, this teacher can't see me, either.	(0:14:21.54)
▶ Koro-sensei : All right, then,	(0:14:36.43)
▶ Koro-sensei : compose a short poem to go along with our theme.	(0:14:38.25)
▶ Koro-sensei : The final line should be "was tentacles all along."	(0:14:41.56)
▶ EXTRA : Huh?	(0:14:45.68)
▶ Yukiko Kanzaki : "Was tentacles all along"?	(0:14:46.62)
▶ Koro-sensei : Indeed!	(0:14:48.95)
▶ Koro-sensei : When you're finished, bring them to me.	(0:14:49.99)
▶ Koro-sensei : I'll be looking for proper grammar	(0:14:52.70)
▶ Koro-sensei : and whether you've aptly conveyed the tentacle's beauty.	(0:14:55.29)
▶ Koro-sensei : An example:	(0:14:58.04)
▶ Koro-sensei : "Not the storm of garden's snow Or flowers moving on"	(0:14:59.75)
▶ Koro-sensei : "But sprouting there instead Was tentacles all along."	(0:15:03.38)
▶ Yuma Isogai : We have to write it was tentacles? Really?	(0:15:08.15)
▶ Koro-sensei : Once you're done, you're free to go home!	(0:15:10.47)
▶ Hinano Kurahashi : How are we gonna write about that ?	(0:15:13.16)
▶ Koro-sensei : Now, now...	(0:15:15.14)
▶ Koro-sensei : Aren't any marvelously slithery phrases coming to mind?	(0:15:16.36)
▶ Koro-sensei : Slither slither slither slither!	(0:15:19.35)
▶ Hiroto Maehara : Enough with the slithering!	(0:15:21.95)
▶ Kaede Kayano : I have a question!	(0:15:23.37)
▶ Koro-sensei : Yes, Kayano-san?	(0:15:26.07)
▶ Kaede Kayano : It feels weird to only ask this now, but... what's your name?	(0:15:28.14)
▶ Kaede Kayano : How else are we supposed to refer to you specifically?	(0:15:32.86)
▶ Koro-sensei : My... name?	(0:15:35.85)
▶ Tomohito Sugino : Now that you mention it...	(0:15:37.95)
▶ Yuzuki Fuwa : He never did tell us.	(0:15:39.24)
▶ Koro-sensei : Hmm... I don't really have the kind of name you tell people.	(0:15:40.66)
▶ Koro-sensei : Go ahead and give me one.	(0:15:44.44)
▶ Hiroto Maehara : You sure about that?	(0:15:46.80)
▶ Koro-sensei : But right now, focus on your schoolwork.	(0:15:47.96)
▶ Kaede Kayano : Yes, sir.	(0:15:50.83)
▶ Koro-sensei : Meanwhile, I'll just take a little break.	(0:15:52.27)
▶ Koro-sensei : Finished already, Nagisa-kun?	(0:16:03.94)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : After lunch, right around the time we get sleepy,	(0:16:12.36)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : his face sometimes goes light pink.	(0:16:15.24)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : He was a little slow responding to Kayano's question, too.	(0:16:19.49)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : That might be when he's at his most vulnerable.	(0:16:22.78)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : We prep-school failures are always thinking,	(0:16:29.38)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : "We gotta get back at 'em somehow."	(0:16:33.38)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : "We'll show our parents, friends, and teachers that we can do it if we try."	(0:16:35.44)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : We can do it if we try.	(0:16:41.10)
▶ Koro-sensei : Didn't I tell you to be more inventive?	(0:16:46.90)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : We have to prove ourselves...	(0:16:50.03)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : by any means necessary.	(0:16:52.87)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Hell yeah!	(0:17:02.29)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : We did it!	(0:17:03.85)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Ten billion yen! Cha-ching!	(0:17:05.04)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Serves you right!	(0:17:07.29)
▶ Yuma Isogai : Terasaka!	(0:17:08.34)
▶ Hiroto Maehara : What have you done?!	(0:17:09.15)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Bet he never expected a suicide bomber!	(0:17:10.84)
▶ Kaede Kayano : Hey!	(0:17:13.34)
▶ Kaede Kayano : What'd you give Nagisa?!	(0:17:14.01)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Huh? A toy grenade.	(0:17:15.98)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : But I beefed it up with gunpowder	(0:17:19.13)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : so it'd shoot three hundred anti-teacher bullets at crazy-high speed!	(0:17:22.68)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Nothin' strong enough to kill human beings, all right?	(0:17:27.90)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : My ten billion yen'll cover his medical bills no prob—	(0:17:30.36)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : He's not hurt? Not even a single burn?	(0:17:35.55)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : And what's with this membrane?	(0:17:38.41)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : It's attached to that octopus's corpse?	(0:17:40.84)
▶ Koro-sensei : I shed my skin about once a month.	(0:17:43.31)
▶ Koro-sensei : I protected Nagisa-kun there by covering him with my old skin.	(0:17:45.93)
▶ Koro-sensei : It's my once-monthly ace-in-the-hole.	(0:17:51.43)
▶ Koro-sensei : Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu.	(0:17:57.97)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : You don't have to look at the color of his face to know.	(0:18:03.72)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Pitch black! He is furious !	(0:18:12.73)
▶ Koro-sensei : You three...	(0:18:15.58)
▶ Koro-sensei : are responsible for this, aren't you?	(0:18:17.49)
▶ EXTRA : N-No!	(0:18:19.61)
▶ EXTRA : It was all Nagisa's idea!	(0:18:20.87)
▶ EXTRA : He's gone!	(0:18:29.05)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : The nameplates from our houses?!	(0:18:33.99)
▶ Koro-sensei : My agreement with your government prohibits me from harming you.	(0:18:35.96)
▶ Koro-sensei : But if you try another assassination like that one...	(0:18:41.48)
▶ Koro-sensei : I might just harm someone else.	(0:18:49.23)
▶ Koro-sensei : Your family, your friends...	(0:18:53.15)
▶ Koro-sensei : Maybe I'll kill everyone on the planet except you.	(0:18:54.88)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : It only took five seconds for everyone to understand.	(0:19:01.53)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Nowhere on this planet was safe.	(0:19:04.56)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Our only escape from this situation...	(0:19:07.96)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : was to kill him!	(0:19:12.25)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : What the hell's your deal, anyway?	(0:19:16.52)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : You're a real pain in the ass!	(0:19:18.40)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : Showing up all "I'm gonna blow up the Earth" and "Assassinate me"!	(0:19:20.08)
▶ Ryouma Terasaka : What's wrong with using an annoying method to kill an annoying guy?!	(0:19:23.26)
▶ Koro-sensei : Annoying? Hardly.	(0:19:27.83)
▶ Koro-sensei : Your idea itself was a very good one.	(0:19:30.10)
▶ Koro-sensei : Especially you, Nagisa-kun.	(0:19:33.12)
▶ Koro-sensei : The way you carried yourself so naturally on your approach gets full marks from me.	(0:19:34.86)
▶ Koro-sensei : You did an excellent job making it past my defenses.	(0:19:38.80)
▶ Koro-sensei : However!	(0:19:41.78)
▶ Koro-sensei : None of you looked out for Nagisa-kun—	(0:19:43.24)
▶ Koro-sensei : not even Nagisa-kun himself.	(0:19:45.74)
▶ Koro-sensei : Students like that aren't fit to assassinate anyone.	(0:19:49.29)
▶ Koro-sensei : We need an assassination worth smiling about—one to be proud of!	(0:19:53.06)
▶ Koro-sensei : You're all capable assassins who have that power within you.	(0:19:56.30)
▶ Koro-sensei : Just a few words of advice from your teacher-cum-target.	(0:20:01.65)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : One moment we were being chewed out at Mach 20, and the next we were being praised with waving tentacles.	(0:20:06.26)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : It wasn't your average education,	(0:20:11.42)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : but it made me pretty happy.	(0:20:13.50)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : All because this unusual teacher was actually willing to look us in the eye.	(0:20:16.20)
▶ EXTRA : If you...	(0:20:30.72)
▶ EXTRA : If you're willing to give up your time,	(0:20:33.27)
▶ EXTRA : go teach those children.	(0:20:36.21)
▶ EXTRA : What splendid tentacles.	(0:20:40.74)
▶ EXTRA : With hands like these,	(0:20:43.63)
▶ EXTRA : I'm sure you'll be a splendid teacher.	(0:20:44.86)
▶ Koro-sensei : Let me pose you a question, Nagisa-kun.	(0:20:50.96)
▶ Koro-sensei : I have not the slightest intention of being killed.	(0:20:53.76)
▶ Koro-sensei : I will enjoy my time with you all until next March,	(0:20:56.95)
▶ Koro-sensei : and then I will blow up the Earth.	(0:20:59.47)
▶ Koro-sensei : If you don't like that idea, what do you plan to do about it?	(0:21:01.99)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : We've never assassinated anyone before,	(0:21:06.55)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : and there's plenty of other stuff we should be doing.	(0:21:09.20)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : But, you know...	(0:21:14.07)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : I think this teacher	(0:21:16.63)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : might even accept us trying to kill him.	(0:21:18.23)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Before you destroy Earth...	(0:21:21.20)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : I'll kill you.	(0:21:23.93)
▶ Koro-sensei : Then what are you waiting for?	(0:21:27.32)
▶ Koro-sensei : Once you've killed me, you're free to go home!	(0:21:29.14)
▶ EXTRA : Just like that, huh?	(0:21:32.62)
▶ EXTRA : You know we can't kill you!	(0:21:33.79)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : We are killers.	(0:21:35.81)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : And our target...	(0:21:37.92)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : is our teacher.	(0:21:39.56)
▶ Koro-sensei : Wipe, wipe, wipe it clean!	(0:21:40.69)
▶ EXTRA : we'd just get polished like those nameplates.	(0:21:43.68)
▶ EXTRA : We're never getting out of here!	(0:21:46.03)
▶ Kaede Kayano : An unkillable teacher...	(0:21:48.04)
▶ Kaede Kayano : "Korosenai" for "unkillable," and "sensei" for "teacher"...	(0:21:50.58)
▶ Kaede Kayano : Oh! What about "Korosensei"?	(0:21:53.44)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : Korosensei?	(0:21:56.29)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : So here we are with Korosensei...	(0:21:59.88)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : in our assassination classroom.	(0:22:01.67)
▶ Nagisa Shiota : The bell signals the start of another school day.	(0:22:04.95)

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