 Koro-sensei : Now, then. |
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Koro-sensei : Let's begin homeroom. |
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Koro-sensei : Class monitor, on your command. |
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 Nagisa Shiota : S-Stand! |
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Nagisa Shiota : Attention! |
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Nagisa Shiota : Bow! |
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Koro-sensei : Good morning. |
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Koro-sensei : I'll be taking attendance,
so please, fire all you like. |
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Koro-sensei : Isogai-kun? |
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 Yuma Isogai : Present. |
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Koro-sensei : My apologies. I'll need you to speak up,
what with all this gunfire. |
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Yuma Isogai : Present! |
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Koro-sensei : Okajima-kun? |
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 Taiga Okajima : Present! |
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Koro-sensei : Okuda-san? |
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 Manami Okuda : Present! |
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Koro-sensei : Kataoka-san? |
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 Megu Kataoka : Present! |
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Koro-sensei : Kayano-san? |
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 Kaede Kayano : Present! |
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Koro-sensei : Kanzaki-san? |
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 Yukiko Kanzaki : Present! |
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Koro-sensei : All right. |
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Koro-sensei : Everyone on time, I see. |
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Koro-sensei : Excellent! |
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Koro-sensei : That makes me very happy. |
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 Rio Nakamura : He's way too fast. |
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Yuma Isogai : So even the whole class
at once can't bring him down? |
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Nagisa Shiota :
We... |
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Nagisa Shiota :
are killers. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
And our target... |
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Nagisa Shiota :
is our teacher. |
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Koro-sensei : Too bad. |
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Koro-sensei : Not one of your bullets hit me today, either. |
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Koro-sensei : Tactics that rely on sheer numbers neglect individual focus. |
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Koro-sensei : Be it line of sight, barrel position,
or finger movement, |
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Koro-sensei : each of you was far too easy to read. |
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Koro-sensei : You need to be more inventive! |
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Koro-sensei : Otherwise, |
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Koro-sensei : you'll never be able to kill me.
I can speed up to Mach 20, you know? |
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 Hiroto Maehara : But, like, see... |
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Hiroto Maehara : There's no way you seriously
dodged all of those! |
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 Tomohito Sugino : I mean, these are
just BB pellets. |
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Tomohito Sugino : You coulda just taken them on the chin. |
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 EXTRA : Yeah! That's right! |
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Koro-sensei : Very well. |
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Koro-sensei : Gather up the BBs and hand them over. |
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Koro-sensei : I told you: these may be harmless to you... |
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Koro-sensei : but they're special anti-me BB pellets developed by the government. |
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Koro-sensei : If one hits me, it'll slice
right through my cells like tofu. |
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Koro-sensei : They'll regenerate a few seconds later, of course. |
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Koro-sensei : I'm more concerned about you putting a classmate's eyes out. |
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Koro-sensei : No shooting in the classroom
unless you're trying to kill me. |
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Koro-sensei : And I do hope you can
kill me—
before graduation, that is. |
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Koro-sensei : Now then, let's put away the arms and ammunition and begin class. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
At Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High School,
the assassination classroom, |
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Nagisa Shiota :
the bell signals the start of another school day. |
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Koro-sensei : Now, here's the question: |
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Koro-sensei : Isogai-kun! |
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Yuma Isogai : Y-Yes, sir? |
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Koro-sensei : Which of these four tentacles is not like the others? |
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Yuma Isogai : Um... the blue one? |
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Koro-sensei : Correct! |
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Koro-sensei : The only relative pronoun is "who," in the blue sentence. |
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Koro-sensei : A relative pronoun modifies the noun right before it, so the clause |
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Kaede Kayano : Hey, Nagisa. |
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Koro-sensei : "who is standing over there" describes the "boy" here. |
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Kaede Kayano : The crescent moon's out in broad daylight. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
How did we end up in this mess? |
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Nagisa Shiota :
As we began our third year of junior high,
we were greeted by two extraordinary incidents. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
The first was the sudden explosion that left the moon permanently crescent-shaped. |
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EXTRA : We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. |
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EXTRA : We've just gotten word that about seventy percent of the moon |
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EXTRA : has been vaporized into nothing. I repeat... |
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EXTRA : Will we have only a crescent moon to look at for the rest of our lives?{lol this doesn't like a very big problem the way she phrased it} |
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Nagisa Shiota :
And the second was his arrival. |
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Koro-sensei : How do you do? |
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Koro-sensei : I'm the one who tore that chunk out of your moon. |
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Koro-sensei : I plan to do the same to the Earth next year. |
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Koro-sensei : But until then, I'll be your teacher. |
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Koro-sensei : Nice to meet you. |
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EXTRA : There are at
least
six things wrong with this picture! |
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Nagisa Shiota :
The feeling was unanimous. |
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 Tadaomi Karasuma : I'm Karasuma, from the Ministry of Defense. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : First, please understand that what I'm about to say is classified information. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : Allow me to be blunt: |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : I want you to kill this creature. |
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 Kouki Mimura : Um... |
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Kouki Mimura : What's the deal? |
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Kouki Mimura : Is he an alien invader or something? |
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Koro-sensei : How rude! |
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Koro-sensei : I'll have you know
I was born and raised on Earth! |
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Nagisa Shiota :
He was? |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : I'm afraid I can't discuss the details, but he's telling the truth. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : And as he said, he won't stop
at the moon. Next year... |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : he will destroy the Earth as well. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : Only the world's leaders know about this. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : If news of this guy got out there,
we'd be looking at a global panic. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : That's why we have to kill him in secret before that happens. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : In other words: |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : an assassination. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : But here's the catch. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : His speed is unmatched! |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : You try to kill him, |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : and he ends up grooming your
eyebrows instead—immaculately! |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : He's a superbeing with enough power to reduce the full moon to a crescent. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : His speed tops out at Mach 20! |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : In short, if he actually wanted to get away from us, |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : we wouldn't be able to do a thing to stop him. |
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Koro-sensei : But where's the fun in that? |
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Koro-sensei : So I made your government an offer. |
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Koro-sensei : They will refrain from attempts on my life. |
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Koro-sensei : And in return, I'll teach Class 3-E
at Kunigigaoka Junior High School. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
What? Why? |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : We don't know what he's after. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : But we had no choice but to agree, |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : on the condition that he doesn't
harm any of you students. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : We have two reasons for this. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : First and foremost, if he's coming
to a classroom every day to teach, |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : we can keep an eye on him. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : And second, it gives some thirty people the
opportunity to kill him from extremely close range. |
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Koro-sensei : Nakamura-san. |
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Koro-sensei : Didn't I tell you not to let assassination interfere with your studies? |
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Rio Nakamura : Sorry. |
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Koro-sensei : Stand at the back for the rest of this lesson and think about what you've done! |
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Nagisa Shiota :
"How could you make this
creature our teacher?" |
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Nagisa Shiota : "And why are you making
us
assassinate him?" |
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Nagisa Shiota :
These cries faded as one
final condition was announced. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : Your success will be rewarded with ten billion yen. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : It's only fair. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : If you can assassinate him,
you will literally save the Earth. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : Fortunately, he doesn't think much of you. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : See? |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : Those green stripes mean
he's looking down on you! |
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EXTRA : What is he, a chameleon?! |
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Koro-sensei : Of course I am! |
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Koro-sensei : If the government can't
kill me, how could you? |
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Koro-sensei : Even when they sent their very
newest fighter jet after me, |
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Koro-sensei : all it got was a good
waxing right there in midair! |
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EXTRA : What's with all the grooming? |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : So while this guy looks down on you, your job is to find an opening in his defenses and strike it. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : We'll provide you with weapons and ammo
that won't hurt humans but will
work on him. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : You must keep this absolutely secret from your family and friends. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : There's no time to lose. |
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Tadaomi Karasuma : If the Earth is destroyed,
we'll have nowhere left to run. |
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Koro-sensei : And that's about it. |
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Koro-sensei : Well then, I hope you'll make the most
of your one remaining year! |
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Nagisa Shiota :
We only have one year. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
If we can't assassinate him by then, |
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Nagisa Shiota :
the Earth will be history. |
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Koro-sensei : Ah, lunchtime! |
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Koro-sensei : I'll just pop over to China for some mapo tofu. |
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Koro-sensei : If anyone would like to try assassinating me,
just call me on my cell. |
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EXTRA : Uh, let's see... |
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EXTRA : if he's traveling at Mach 20... |
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EXTRA : ...it'll take maybe ten minutes to get to Sichuan, the home of mapo tofu. |
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EXTRA : Guess no missile could shoot that
down. |
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EXTRA : Heck, that octopus even grades tests while he breaks the sound barrier! |
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EXTRA : Seriously?! |
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Yuma Isogai : He even did a little drawing on mine. |
(0:10:45.79) |
 Hinano Kurahashi : Isn't he actually a pretty good teacher, though? |
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EXTRA : He is! |
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 Gakushuu Asano : I aced my math test
thanks to his after-school tutoring! |
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EXTRA : Yeah, but... |
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EXTRA : we are
the E Class. |
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EXTRA : Tryin' our best won't do much. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
Yeah... |
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Nagisa Shiota :
He might be an octopoid superbeing
—not to mention our target— |
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Nagisa Shiota :
but... |
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Nagisa Shiota :
for whatever reason, he's teaching us just like any other teacher would. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
Likewise, we're perfectly normal students outside of the whole killer thing, |
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Nagisa Shiota :
but E Class is a little different from the rest. |
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 Ryouma Terasaka : Hey, Nagisa. |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Come with us. |
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Ryouma Terasaka : It's time to put our assassination plan into action. |
(0:11:32.58) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : That octopus's face changes color according to his mood, right? |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Did you note down all the variations like I asked? |
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Nagisa Shiota : More or less. |
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Nagisa Shiota : It's striped green when he's feeling confident, as we all know. |
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Nagisa Shiota : When we give an incorrect answer, it's dark purple. |
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Nagisa Shiota : A correct answer makes it go bright scarlet. |
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Nagisa Shiota : But what's really interesting is after lunch, when— |
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Ryouma Terasaka : I don't need to know all that. |
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Ryouma Terasaka : I have a plan. |
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Ryouma Terasaka : And at the moment he least expects it, |
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Ryouma Terasaka : you
are going to carry it out. |
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Nagisa Shiota : M-Me? But... |
(0:12:11.46) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Don't be such a goody-goody. |
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Ryouma Terasaka : We're the E Class— |
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Ryouma Terasaka : the rejects that failed to keep up at this famous prep school. |
(0:12:17.85) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : They call us... |
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Ryouma Terasaka : the End
Class. |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Every day, they send us to this isolated mountaintop campus |
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Ryouma Terasaka : and discriminate against us
in every way like we're scum. |
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Ryouma Terasaka : You think us losers are ever gonna get
another chance to score a cool ten billion yen? |
(0:12:35.08) |
Ryouma Terasaka : We're gonna climb our way
out of this shithole... |
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Ryouma Terasaka : any way we can. |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Just don't screw up, |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Nagisa-kun. |
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EXTRA : I heard Nagisa's headed for E Class. |
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EXTRA : Ooh. Well, that's it for him. |
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EXTRA : I better delete him from my address book. |
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EXTRA : Same. |
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EXTRA : I don't want anybody to think I'm on his level! |
(0:13:04.28) |
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Koro-sensei : I'm back! |
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Nagisa Shiota : H-Hello, sir... |
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Nagisa Shiota : What's with the missile? |
(0:13:20.07) |
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Koro-sensei : A souvenir. |
(0:13:22.16) |
Koro-sensei : The Self-Defense Force
ambushed me over the Sea of Japan. |
(0:13:23.40) |
Nagisa Shiota : I-It must be tough,
having everyone after your life. |
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Koro-sensei : Not at all! |
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Koro-sensei : You know you're truly powerful when everyone has it in for you. |
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Koro-sensei : Now, I do believe it's time for fifth period. |
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Nagisa Shiota : Yes, sir. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
He doesn't understand. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
If you're everyone's assassination target, |
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Nagisa Shiota :
that means they all acknowledge your power. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
A creature like that wouldn't
understand what it's like |
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Nagisa Shiota :
for no one to expect
or fear anything from you, |
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Nagisa Shiota :
or even acknowledge your existence... |
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EXTRA : Thanks to you, my evaluation's in the gutter! |
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EXTRA : The only silver lining
is I'll never have to see you again. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
I might just be able to kill him. |
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Nagisa Shiota :
After all, this teacher can't see me, either. |
(0:14:21.54) |
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Koro-sensei : All right, then, |
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Koro-sensei : compose a short poem to go along with our theme. |
(0:14:38.25) |
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Koro-sensei : The final line should be "was tentacles all along." |
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EXTRA : Huh? |
(0:14:45.68) |
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Yukiko Kanzaki : "Was tentacles all along"? |
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Koro-sensei : Indeed! |
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Koro-sensei : When you're finished, bring them to me. |
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Koro-sensei : I'll be looking for proper grammar |
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Koro-sensei : and whether you've aptly
conveyed the tentacle's beauty. |
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Koro-sensei : An example: |
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Koro-sensei : "Not the storm of garden's snow
Or flowers moving on" |
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Koro-sensei : "But sprouting there instead
Was tentacles all along." |
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Yuma Isogai : We have to write it was tentacles? Really? |
(0:15:08.15) |
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Koro-sensei : Once you're done, you're free to go home! |
(0:15:10.47) |
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Hinano Kurahashi : How are we gonna write about that
? |
(0:15:13.16) |
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Koro-sensei : Now, now... |
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Koro-sensei : Aren't any marvelously
slithery phrases coming to mind? |
(0:15:16.36) |
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Koro-sensei : Slither slither slither slither! |
(0:15:19.35) |
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Hiroto Maehara : Enough with the slithering! |
(0:15:21.95) |
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Kaede Kayano : I have a question! |
(0:15:23.37) |
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Koro-sensei : Yes, Kayano-san? |
(0:15:26.07) |
Kaede Kayano : It feels weird to only ask this
now, but... what's your name? |
(0:15:28.14) |
Kaede Kayano : How else are we supposed to
refer to you specifically? |
(0:15:32.86) |
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Koro-sensei : My... name? |
(0:15:35.85) |
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Tomohito Sugino : Now that you mention it... |
(0:15:37.95) |
 Yuzuki Fuwa : He never did tell us. |
(0:15:39.24) |
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Koro-sensei : Hmm... I don't really have the kind of name you tell people. |
(0:15:40.66) |
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Koro-sensei : Go ahead and give me one. |
(0:15:44.44) |
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Hiroto Maehara : You sure about that? |
(0:15:46.80) |
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Koro-sensei : But right now, focus on your schoolwork. |
(0:15:47.96) |
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Kaede Kayano : Yes, sir. |
(0:15:50.83) |
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Koro-sensei : Meanwhile, I'll just take a little break. |
(0:15:52.27) |
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Koro-sensei : Finished already, Nagisa-kun? |
(0:16:03.94) |
Nagisa Shiota :
After lunch, right around
the time we get sleepy, |
(0:16:12.36) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
his face sometimes goes light pink. |
(0:16:15.24) |
Nagisa Shiota :
He was a little slow responding
to Kayano's question, too. |
(0:16:19.49) |
Nagisa Shiota :
That might be when he's
at his most vulnerable. |
(0:16:22.78) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
We prep-school failures are always thinking, |
(0:16:29.38) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
"We gotta get back at 'em somehow." |
(0:16:33.38) |
Nagisa Shiota :
"We'll show our parents, friends,
and teachers that we can do it if we try." |
(0:16:35.44) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
We can do it if we try. |
(0:16:41.10) |
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Koro-sensei : Didn't I tell you to be more inventive? |
(0:16:46.90) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
We have to prove ourselves... |
(0:16:50.03) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
by any means necessary. |
(0:16:52.87) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Hell yeah! |
(0:17:02.29) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : We did it! |
(0:17:03.85) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Ten billion yen! Cha-ching! |
(0:17:05.04) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Serves you right! |
(0:17:07.29) |
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Yuma Isogai : Terasaka! |
(0:17:08.34) |
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Hiroto Maehara : What have you done?! |
(0:17:09.15) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Bet he never expected a suicide bomber! |
(0:17:10.84) |
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Kaede Kayano : Hey! |
(0:17:13.34) |
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Kaede Kayano : What'd you give Nagisa?! |
(0:17:14.01) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Huh? A toy grenade. |
(0:17:15.98) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : But I beefed it up with gunpowder |
(0:17:19.13) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : so it'd shoot three hundred anti-teacher bullets at crazy-high speed! |
(0:17:22.68) |
Ryouma Terasaka : Nothin' strong enough
to kill human beings, all right? |
(0:17:27.90) |
Ryouma Terasaka : My ten billion yen'll cover
his medical bills no prob— |
(0:17:30.36) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : He's not hurt? Not even a single burn? |
(0:17:35.55) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : And what's with this membrane? |
(0:17:38.41) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : It's attached to that octopus's corpse? |
(0:17:40.84) |
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Koro-sensei : I shed my skin about once a month. |
(0:17:43.31) |
Koro-sensei : I protected Nagisa-kun there
by covering him with my old skin. |
(0:17:45.93) |
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Koro-sensei : It's my once-monthly ace-in-the-hole. |
(0:17:51.43) |
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Koro-sensei : Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu. |
(0:17:57.97) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
You don't have to look at the color of his face to know. |
(0:18:03.72) |
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Nagisa Shiota : Pitch black! He is
furious
! |
(0:18:12.73) |
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Koro-sensei : You three... |
(0:18:15.58) |
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Koro-sensei : are responsible for this, aren't you? |
(0:18:17.49) |
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EXTRA : N-No! |
(0:18:19.61) |
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EXTRA : It was all Nagisa's idea! |
(0:18:20.87) |
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EXTRA : He's gone! |
(0:18:29.05) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : The nameplates from our houses?! |
(0:18:33.99) |
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Koro-sensei : My agreement with your government prohibits me from harming you. |
(0:18:35.96) |
Koro-sensei : But if you try another
assassination like that one... |
(0:18:41.48) |
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Koro-sensei : I might just harm someone else. |
(0:18:49.23) |
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Koro-sensei : Your family, your friends... |
(0:18:53.15) |
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Koro-sensei : Maybe I'll kill everyone on the planet except
you. |
(0:18:54.88) |
Nagisa Shiota :
It only took five seconds
for everyone to understand. |
(0:19:01.53) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
Nowhere on this planet was safe. |
(0:19:04.56) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
Our only escape from this situation... |
(0:19:07.96) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
was to kill him! |
(0:19:12.25) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : What the hell's your deal, anyway? |
(0:19:16.52) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : You're a real pain in the ass! |
(0:19:18.40) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : Showing up all "I'm gonna blow up the Earth" and "Assassinate me"! |
(0:19:20.08) |
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Ryouma Terasaka : What's wrong with using an annoying method to kill an annoying guy?! |
(0:19:23.26) |
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Koro-sensei : Annoying? Hardly. |
(0:19:27.83) |
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Koro-sensei : Your idea itself was a very good one. |
(0:19:30.10) |
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Koro-sensei : Especially you, Nagisa-kun. |
(0:19:33.12) |
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Koro-sensei : The way you carried yourself so naturally on your approach gets full marks from me. |
(0:19:34.86) |
Koro-sensei : You did an excellent job
making it past my defenses. |
(0:19:38.80) |
|
Koro-sensei : However! |
(0:19:41.78) |
|
Koro-sensei : None of you looked out for Nagisa-kun— |
(0:19:43.24) |
|
Koro-sensei : not even Nagisa-kun himself. |
(0:19:45.74) |
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Koro-sensei : Students like that aren't fit to assassinate anyone. |
(0:19:49.29) |
Koro-sensei : We need an assassination worth
smiling about—one to be proud of! |
(0:19:53.06) |
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Koro-sensei : You're all capable assassins who have that power within you. |
(0:19:56.30) |
Koro-sensei : Just a few words of advice
from your teacher-cum-target. |
(0:20:01.65) |
Nagisa Shiota :
One moment we were being chewed out at Mach 20,
and the next we were being praised with waving tentacles. |
(0:20:06.26) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
It wasn't your average education, |
(0:20:11.42) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
but it made me pretty happy. |
(0:20:13.50) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
All because this unusual teacher was actually willing to look us in the eye. |
(0:20:16.20) |
|
EXTRA : If you... |
(0:20:30.72) |
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EXTRA : If you're willing to give up your time, |
(0:20:33.27) |
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EXTRA : go teach those children. |
(0:20:36.21) |
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EXTRA : What splendid tentacles. |
(0:20:40.74) |
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EXTRA : With hands like these, |
(0:20:43.63) |
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EXTRA : I'm sure you'll be a splendid teacher. |
(0:20:44.86) |
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Koro-sensei : Let me pose you a question, Nagisa-kun. |
(0:20:50.96) |
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Koro-sensei : I have not the slightest intention of being killed. |
(0:20:53.76) |
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Koro-sensei : I will enjoy my time with you all until next March, |
(0:20:56.95) |
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Koro-sensei : and then I will blow up the Earth. |
(0:20:59.47) |
Koro-sensei : If you don't like that idea,
what do you plan to do about it? |
(0:21:01.99) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
We've never assassinated anyone before, |
(0:21:06.55) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
and there's plenty of other stuff we should be doing. |
(0:21:09.20) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
But, you know... |
(0:21:14.07) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
I think this teacher |
(0:21:16.63) |
|
Nagisa Shiota :
might even accept us trying to kill him. |
(0:21:18.23) |
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Nagisa Shiota : Before you destroy Earth... |
(0:21:21.20) |
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Nagisa Shiota : I'll kill you. |
(0:21:23.93) |
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Koro-sensei : Then what are you waiting for? |
(0:21:27.32) |
Koro-sensei : Once you've killed me,
you're free to go home! |
(0:21:29.14) |
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EXTRA : Just like that, huh? |
(0:21:32.62) |
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EXTRA : You know
we can't kill you! |
(0:21:33.79) |
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Nagisa Shiota :
We are killers. |
(0:21:35.81) |
|
Nagisa Shiota :
And our target... |
(0:21:37.92) |
|
Nagisa Shiota :
is our teacher. |
(0:21:39.56) |
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Koro-sensei : Wipe, wipe, wipe it clean! |
(0:21:40.69) |
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EXTRA :
we'd just get polished like those nameplates. |
(0:21:43.68) |
|
EXTRA :
We're never getting out of here! |
(0:21:46.03) |
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Kaede Kayano : An unkillable teacher... |
(0:21:48.04) |
Kaede Kayano : "Korosenai" for "unkillable,"
and "sensei" for "teacher"... |
(0:21:50.58) |
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Kaede Kayano : Oh! What about "Korosensei"? |
(0:21:53.44) |
|
Nagisa Shiota : Korosensei? |
(0:21:56.29) |
|
Nagisa Shiota :
So here we are with Korosensei... |
(0:21:59.88) |
|
Nagisa Shiota :
in our assassination classroom. |
(0:22:01.67) |
|
Nagisa Shiota :
The bell signals the start of another school day. |
(0:22:04.95) |
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