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▶ Guri : Aino Seiji-san!	(0:00:00.68)
▶ Guri : This is sudden...	(0:00:02.40)
▶ Guri : But if you don't kiss, you'll die!	(0:00:04.55)
▶ Seiji Aino : Please go away.	(0:00:09.24)
▶ Seiji Aino : I have no need for a shinigami.	(0:00:10.58)
▶ Seiji Aino : Religious door-to-door solicitor? Or maybe a new scam?	(0:00:13.33)
▶ Guri : You should really listen until people are done talking.	(0:00:18.59)
▶ Guri : What do you think this is?	(0:01:54.73)
▶ Seiji Aino : It's not a Death Note, is it?	(0:01:58.50)
▶ Guri : It's not.	(0:02:01.54)
▶ Guri : This is a Kiss Note!	(0:02:02.68)
▶ Seiji Aino : K-Kiss Note?!	(0:02:03.96)
▶ Guri : For starters, take a look inside.	(0:02:05.97)
▶ Seiji Aino : O-Okay...	(0:02:07.90)
▶ Seiji Aino : My name?	(0:02:12.79)
▶ Seiji Aino : Given what this is ripping off...	(0:02:15.79)
▶ Seiji Aino : It can't be!	(0:02:17.62)
▶ Guri : That's right. You guessed it.	(0:02:19.52)
▶ Guri : Anyone whose name is written in this notebook must kiss someone within 24 hours,	(0:02:22.20)
▶ Guri : or death awaits.	(0:02:26.84)
▶ Guri : My death, that is.	(0:02:28.40)
▶ Seiji Aino : I see. As I thought...	(0:02:29.49)
▶ Seiji Aino : Huh?	(0:02:32.64)
▶ Guri : I will die.	(0:02:33.72)
▶ Guri : Please don't abandon me!	(0:02:38.72)
▶ Guri : If this kiss doesn't happen, I'm going to die!	(0:02:42.46)
▶ Seiji Aino : Yeah?	(0:02:45.82)
▶ Guri : Do you feel no guilt at all about leaving a frail girl like me to die?!	(0:02:46.58)
▶ Seiji Aino : Just go die.	(0:02:51.20)
▶ Guri : Murderer!	(0:02:53.99)
▶ Guri : You're Seiji the Love Murderer!	(0:02:55.01)
▶ Seiji Aino : So what do you want from me?	(0:02:57.74)
▶ Guri : You're finally going to listen to what I have to say?	(0:03:01.08)
▶ Seiji Aino : Only because I don't want the neighbors to call the cops.	(0:03:03.97)
▶ Guri : Well, as I was explaining earlier, I need a kiss from you.	(0:03:07.42)
▶ Guri : That's what I came here for.	(0:03:12.17)
▶ Seiji Aino : I see.	(0:03:14.34)
▶ Seiji Aino : I figured she was going to give me some kind of religious spiel,	(0:03:16.16)
▶ Seiji Aino : but she's actually just a pervert?	(0:03:19.54)
▶ Seiji Aino : A k-kiss?	(0:03:23.94)
▶ Seiji Aino : So it's true that a girl's sexual desire increases after a certain age?	(0:03:25.59)
▶ Seiji Aino : No way! This must be some new kind of blackmail scheme!	(0:03:28.95)
▶ Seiji Aino : Besides, she says to k-k-k-kiss like it's so easy, but it's my first time!	(0:03:31.15)
▶ Seiji Aino : I would like to ask a question.	(0:03:36.24)
▶ Seiji Aino : After this k-kiss, will you demand a large sum of money?	(0:03:38.30)
▶ Guri : I won't do that.	(0:03:42.97)
▶ Guri : In fact, this will surely be the beginning of the best time of your life.	(0:03:45.18)
▶ Guri : And I will be saved by your love!	(0:03:50.11)
▶ Seiji Aino : I-I can't believe she wants me that bad!	(0:03:54.34)
▶ Guri : Come on! Come on!	(0:03:57.34)
▶ Seiji Aino : N-Now that I really look at her, she's pretty cute.	(0:03:58.79)
▶ Guri : Well, then, we should immediately...	(0:04:01.70)
▶ Seiji Aino : N-No man could pass up this chance!	(0:04:03.89)
▶ Seiji Aino : A-Are you satisfied now?	(0:04:13.80)
▶ Guri : You seem to be misunderstanding something.	(0:04:17.99)
▶ Seiji Aino : Huh?	(0:04:20.81)
▶ Guri : Well, anyway, let me show you what this notebook does.	(0:04:21.89)
▶ Seiji Aino : Huh? No reaction?!	(0:04:25.22)
▶ Guri : Let's see... I'll write down the Prime Minister's name.	(0:04:26.72)
▶ Guri : And next to that, I'll write the name of the House Speaker, with an ＂x＂ between them.	(0:04:29.79)
▶ Guri : That's it.	(0:04:34.13)
▶ Guri : Now, I'll turn on the TV.	(0:04:35.71)
▶ EXTRA : A shocking development has just occurred, while the Diet is in session!	(0:04:37.96)
▶ Seiji Aino : What is this image?!	(0:04:40.10)
▶ Guri : Any two people whose names are paired in this notebook will kiss within 24 hours.	(0:04:41.59)
▶ Seiji Aino : Seriously?! That's awesome!	(0:04:45.88)
▶ Seiji Aino : Buy why did you pair up two men?!	(0:04:47.58)
▶ Guri : It's my hobby.	(0:04:49.04)
▶ Seiji Aino : You're horrible!	(0:04:50.53)
▶ Guri : Basically, if two names aren't written together in this notebook, it has no effect.	(0:04:51.95)
▶ Guri : Right now, only your name is written, so...	(0:04:56.63)
▶ Seiji Aino : Then what I did just now...	(0:04:58.77)
▶ Guri : ...was just sexual assault.	(0:05:00.22)
▶ Seiji Aino : B-But that was because you were being misleading! No... I'm really sorry!	(0:05:02.01)
▶ Guri : Ah, well, it's not as if I didn't enjoy it...	(0:05:05.53)
▶ EXTRA : The broadcast has been disrupted. Please stand by.	(0:05:09.91)
▶ Guri : O-ho, I see!	(0:05:11.37)
▶ Guri : So this is how you set a flag! It's easier than I thought!	(0:05:12.80)
▶ Seiji Aino : Give me back my feelings...	(0:05:15.86)
▶ Guri : I wanted to see a beautiful BL scene between two hot voice actors,	(0:05:17.88)
▶ Guri : so I tried to write their names,	(0:05:20.34)
▶ Guri : but I got a kanji wrong, and it turned into your name instead!	(0:05:21.67)
▶ Seiji Aino : So this is all your fault?!	(0:05:24.17)
▶ Guri : As an apology, I figured I would pair you with the boy of your dreams.	(0:05:26.31)
▶ Seiji Aino : Why does it have to be a boy?!	(0:05:30.89)
▶ Guri : By the way, if one's name remains unpaired for 24 hours,	(0:05:32.64)
▶ Guri : they will be a virgin forever...	(0:05:35.38)
▶ Guri : And I will die.	(0:05:37.37)
▶ Seiji Aino : That's way too much!	(0:05:38.61)
▶ Guri : Let's do our best so that doesn't happen!	(0:05:40.06)
▶ Guri : So we've come to ＂school,＂ where desire, youth, and flags abound!	(0:05:42.98)
▶ Seiji Aino : Just try not to stand out, please.	(0:05:46.90)
▶ Guri : It's okay!	(0:05:48.85)
▶ Guri : The opportunism setting is active, so normal people can't see me.	(0:05:49.82)
▶ Guri : Now, then, where's the target?	(0:05:54.03)
▶ Guri : Her boobs are huge!	(0:06:01.43)
▶ EXTRA : Amazing, Akane! That was a new personal best!	(0:06:02.22)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Really?	(0:06:04.84)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Yay!	(0:06:06.26)
▶ Guri : Oh! So the one you want to kiss, whether she's willing or not, is Hiyama Akane-san!	(0:06:07.40)
▶ Seiji Aino : D-Don't say that like I'm some kind of kissing demon!	(0:06:13.47)
▶ Guri : That's what you did to me, though.	(0:06:15.86)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Aino-kun!	(0:06:21.42)
▶ Seiji Aino : Hiyama-san!	(0:06:23.39)
▶ Guri : Boing...	(0:06:24.28)
▶ Akane Hiyama : What's the matter? You didn't go home already?	(0:06:25.92)
▶ Guri : Her boobs are huge!	(0:06:26.72)
▶ Seiji Aino : Y-Yeah, I kinda forgot something.	(0:06:28.29)
▶ Seiji Aino : She's so cute...	(0:06:30.50)
▶ Seiji Aino : So, she really can't see you, right?	(0:06:32.14)
▶ Guri : You're such a worrywart. No, she can't!	(0:06:34.61)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I see!	(0:06:36.79)
▶ Guri : So even if I do this, it's totally fine.	(0:06:37.59)
▶ Guri : Ninja Art: Her Pants Just Happened to Do This!	(0:06:39.75)
▶ Seiji Aino : What are you doing?! Hey!	(0:06:44.01)
▶ Guri : See? She hasn't noticed.	(0:06:46.15)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Who's the girl in the cosplay?	(0:06:48.31)
▶ Guri : Huh?	(0:06:49.97)
▶ Seiji Aino : Huh?	(0:06:49.97)
▶ Guri : Why can she see me?!	(0:06:51.20)
▶ Seiji Aino : Hey!	(0:06:52.34)
▶ Seiji Aino : Didn't you say everything would be okay?!	(0:06:53.52)
▶ Guri : Huh?	(0:06:55.39)
▶ Seiji Aino : H-Hiyama-san, th-this girl means nothing to me!	(0:06:56.82)
▶ Guri : Wh-What do you mean, nothing? You even kissed me!	(0:06:59.42)
▶ Seiji Aino : You... That was just...	(0:07:02.80)
▶ Akane Hiyama : You kissed her?	(0:07:04.70)
▶ Seiji Aino : No, it was just an accident!	(0:07:06.28)
▶ Guri : How dare you call it that?!	(0:07:07.65)
▶ Akane Hiyama : So you've kissed this girl?	(0:07:08.94)
▶ Akane Hiyama : You have, haven't you?	(0:07:13.41)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I'll execute you!	(0:07:16.71)
▶ Seiji Aino : Huh?	(0:07:17.85)
▶ Guri : Huh?	(0:07:17.85)
▶ Akane Hiyama : You cheated on me, so it simply can't be helped.	(0:07:19.41)
▶ Seiji Aino : Huh? Cheated?	(0:07:22.91)
▶ Seiji Aino : I'm not g-going out with you, though... right?	(0:07:24.86)
▶ Akane Hiyama : For now, but that might change in the near future.	(0:07:29.95)
▶ Akane Hiyama : That's why I can't forgive you cheating on me, even now!	(0:07:34.24)
▶ Seiji Aino : What even gave you that idea?!	(0:07:37.35)
▶ Seiji Aino : And where'd those knives come from?!	(0:07:38.99)
▶ Guri : Gurkha knives! That's a dual-wield weapon!	(0:07:41.06)
▶ Seiji Aino : Now's not the time to be impressed!	(0:07:43.35)
▶ Akane Hiyama : How dare you flirt with the person you're cheating with right in front of me?!	(0:07:44.98)
▶ Seiji Aino : W-W-Wait a second!	(0:07:49.02)
▶ Guri : Duck!	(0:07:50.52)
▶ Seiji Aino : You saved me...	(0:07:53.03)
▶ Guri : That was close.	(0:07:53.79)
▶ Seiji Aino : You didn't make it!	(0:07:55.04)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Why won't she die?!	(0:07:56.33)
▶ Seiji Aino : You were serious?!	(0:07:57.90)
▶ Guri : Ah, are you okay?	(0:07:59.12)
▶ Seiji Aino : I should be asking you that!	(0:08:00.72)
▶ Akane Hiyama : You're flirting again!	(0:08:02.61)
▶ Akane Hiyama : You'll never get away with this, you homewrecker!	(0:08:04.84)
▶ Guri : That's a line out of a daytime soap opera!	(0:08:08.76)
▶ Guri : Hey, what's with you all of a sudden?	(0:08:11.68)
▶ Seiji Aino : Forget it! Just run!	(0:08:14.05)
▶ Seiji Aino : To think that Hiyama-san was...	(0:08:17.53)
▶ Guri : Yup. She's a yandere.	(0:08:19.93)
▶ Guri : But if she returns your feelings, then that's great, right?	(0:08:21.86)
▶ Seiji Aino : Well, any guy would think that.	(0:08:24.16)
▶ Seiji Aino : How nice it'd be to kiss a girl who's that cute...	(0:08:27.16)
▶ Seiji Aino : But so much has happened that I never would've expected.	(0:08:31.82)
▶ Guri : At this rate, you'll be a virgin for the rest of your—	(0:08:34.54)
▶ Seiji Aino : I'd rather do everything I can to avoid that!	(0:08:36.70)
▶ Guri : Why don't I just write down the name of another girl, then?	(0:08:39.54)
▶ Guri : But then Hiyama-san might just go and kill her mercilessly.	(0:08:43.53)
▶ Seiji Aino : We have to find a way to not get anyone killed...	(0:08:48.76)
▶ Seiji Aino : Why don't you write your name?	(0:08:52.14)
▶ Guri : Huh?	(0:08:54.33)
▶ Seiji Aino : Well, we already k-kissed once.	(0:08:55.18)
▶ Seiji Aino : And besides, all of this was your fault to begin with!	(0:08:57.82)
▶ Guri : Ah, with me, you mean? Well...	(0:09:00.82)
▶ Seiji Aino : So it's impossible?	(0:09:04.17)
▶ Guri : No, I don't think so, but...	(0:09:05.69)
▶ Seiji Aino : Wh-What the heck? Why—	(0:09:10.14)
▶ Akane Hiyama : So that's where you've been hiding.	(0:09:16.30)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I found you.	(0:09:19.33)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I didn't realize at all...	(0:09:24.06)
▶ Akane Hiyama : That you'd gone so far with that girl.	(0:09:26.67)
▶ Seiji Aino : Wh-Why? You've never been like this before.	(0:09:30.32)
▶ Akane Hiyama : But Aino-kun, you do like me, don't you?	(0:09:33.38)
▶ Akane Hiyama : You were always looking at me with such a burning gaze. Did you think I didn't notice?	(0:09:38.76)
▶ Akane Hiyama : It made me happy.	(0:09:43.64)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I thought you loved me more than anyone else.	(0:09:45.04)
▶ Akane Hiyama : That's why I waited all this time for you to confess to me.	(0:09:48.36)
▶ Akane Hiyama : But then, somehow, you got with this girl...	(0:09:54.38)
▶ Akane Hiyama : It's not fair.	(0:09:59.23)
▶ Seiji Aino : I had no idea...	(0:10:00.98)
▶ Seiji Aino : even if I didn't expect it to work out.	(0:10:03.23)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Aino-kun...	(0:10:09.21)
▶ Seiji Aino : Hiyama-san...	(0:10:11.10)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Yes, that's right.	(0:10:12.35)
▶ Akane Hiyama : But you've already kissed that girl, haven't you?	(0:10:15.35)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Right! Execution for you!	(0:10:18.60)
▶ Seiji Aino : What?!	(0:10:19.96)
▶ Seiji Aino : But this was starting to go really well!	(0:10:21.31)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I'm going to start with her.	(0:10:23.47)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I'll tear her to pieces so she won't survive like she did earlier!	(0:10:25.64)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Get out of the way, Aino-kun.	(0:10:29.89)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I can't kill her otherwise.	(0:10:32.31)
▶ Seiji Aino : Hey, shinigami! We've gotta run! Wake up!	(0:10:35.00)
▶ Seiji Aino : You're just pretending to be asleep, right?! Hey!	(0:10:37.71)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Hurry and let go of that homewrecker!	(0:10:39.65)
▶ Seiji Aino : Damn it! I can't abandon her!	(0:10:43.14)
▶ Guri : Jeez, you're way too nice.	(0:10:48.15)
▶ Seiji Aino : Shinigami! Wh-What the hell?!	(0:10:50.92)
▶ Guri : Why were you trying to shield me?	(0:10:52.91)
▶ Akane Hiyama : We k-kissed...	(0:10:57.88)
▶ Guri : It was only for an instant, but you two did share your feelings.	(0:10:59.39)
▶ Guri : It was presumptuous of me, but...	(0:11:02.65)
▶ Seiji Aino : Wait... You didn't!	(0:11:04.66)
▶ Guri : I did! A couple has been born!	(0:11:07.31)
▶ Akane Hiyama : What does that mean?	(0:11:10.35)
▶ Guri : I digress, but all couples created using the Kiss Note will definitely get married.	(0:11:11.51)
▶ Akane Hiyama : M-Married?!	(0:11:15.70)
▶ Guri : And as for you!	(0:11:17.72)
▶ Guri : I've been wondering when I should say something about you calling me a shinigami!	(0:11:18.88)
▶ Guri : Ta-da! I'm an angel!	(0:11:31.11)
▶ Seiji Aino : What?!	(0:11:32.80)
▶ Seiji Aino : Then what was with that outfit earlier?	(0:11:34.61)
▶ Guri : A hobby. I was cosplaying.	(0:11:36.08)
▶ Seiji Aino : That's confusing!	(0:11:37.85)
▶ Guri : Well, more accurately, I'm a cupid.	(0:11:39.14)
▶ Guri : Which means, from now on, please call me ＂Guri,＂ instead of ＂shinigami.＂	(0:11:41.90)
▶ Akane Hiyama : If you're a cupid, does that mean you're here to join us together?	(0:11:46.69)
▶ Guri : Yup!	(0:11:50.97)
▶ Seiji Aino : Liar!	(0:11:51.65)
▶ Guri : By the power of the Kiss Note, your futures will be bound together forever...	(0:11:53.51)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Our futures!	(0:11:58.30)
▶ Seiji Aino : Forever?!	(0:11:59.30)
▶ Guri : ...is what I would like to say, but...	(0:12:00.02)
▶ Guri : Ta-da!	(0:12:05.00)
▶ Guri : I'm getting in on this, too!	(0:12:05.87)
▶ Seiji Aino : What?!	(0:12:07.71)
▶ Akane Hiyama : What?!	(0:12:07.71)
▶ Guri : Good morning, darling.	(0:12:10.62)
▶ Seiji Aino : S-So yesterday wasn't a dream?	(0:12:16.27)
▶ Guri : I'm getting in on this, too!	(0:12:21.02)
▶ Guri : When you shielded me earlier, it hit me!	(0:12:23.38)
▶ Seiji Aino : Huh?	(0:12:26.43)
▶ Guri : I'm an angel, but I'm actually pretty bad at it.	(0:12:27.28)
▶ Guri : I want to find out more about what this feeling is.	(0:12:31.07)
▶ Guri : Whether or not this is what people call ＂love.＂	(0:12:34.61)
▶ Seiji Aino : L-Love?	(0:12:37.57)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Don't you blatantly cheat in front of me!	(0:12:39.11)
▶ Seiji Aino : Wait, huh? I'm not dead?	(0:12:43.45)
▶ Guri : Since you've been paired with me, you've received an angel's blessing.	(0:12:44.78)
▶ Guri : Neither of you will die.	(0:12:48.39)
▶ Guri : I guess this is what you'd call a love triangle, isn't it?	(0:12:51.21)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I won't have it!	(0:12:55.99)
▶ EXTRA : Guri-chan, would you like some more?	(0:12:59.00)
▶ Guri : Please!	(0:13:00.85)
▶ EXTRA : Is it good?	(0:13:01.86)
▶ Guri : Yes!	(0:13:02.83)
▶ Seiji Aino : No, no, no!	(0:13:03.40)
▶ Seiji Aino : You're fitting in way too well here!	(0:13:04.54)
▶ Seiji Aino : You've done something, haven't you?	(0:13:06.52)
▶ Guri : Done something?	(0:13:07.89)
▶ Guri : It's the Solve-It-Skillfully Shark!	(0:13:09.15)
▶ Guri : With this, I can forcefully brainwash everyone,	(0:13:11.68)
▶ Guri : and so, ＂skillfully＂ solve the problem.	(0:13:15.10)
▶ EXTRA : Guri-chan is our child.	(0:13:17.11)
▶ Seiji Aino : Stop it!	(0:13:18.82)
▶ Guri : I had to do it so that I could live here.	(0:13:19.64)
▶ Seiji Aino : L-Live here?!	(0:13:22.55)
▶ Guri : We're lovers!	(0:13:23.98)
▶ Seiji Aino : We're expected to be together, right?	(0:13:26.17)
▶ Seiji Aino : No way! In the first place, I don't accept that we're lovers!	(0:13:27.99)
▶ Coraly : Now, now, young man.	(0:13:31.37)
▶ Coraly : There's a reason behind this, so please hear me out.	(0:13:33.91)
▶ Seiji Aino : Who are you?!	(0:13:37.54)
▶ Seiji Aino : And it talked?!	(0:13:38.88)
▶ Coraly : It's just like I heard from Guri. Your reactions really are great.	(0:13:41.45)
▶ Seiji Aino : Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!	(0:13:42.15)
▶ Coraly : How rude of me. I am called Coraly.	(0:13:45.08)
▶ Coraly : For now, I am borrowing the body of your family's pet cat, Blue-san.	(0:13:48.42)
▶ Guri : He's my supervising angel.	(0:13:52.82)
▶ Seiji Aino : That's the face of an angel?	(0:13:54.64)
▶ Seiji Aino : You guys haven't brainwashed Akua, have you?	(0:13:56.97)
▶ Guri : Who is that?	(0:13:59.02)
▶ Seiji Aino : My little sister!	(0:13:59.92)
▶ EXTRA : Akua-chan is off at her club's training camp.	(0:14:00.74)
▶ Seiji Aino : So she's safe, then.	(0:14:05.28)
▶ Guri : A little sister! What a nice backstory detail!	(0:14:06.28)
▶ Guri : I'd love to meet her!	(0:14:08.34)
▶ Seiji Aino : Anyway, what did you want to talk about?	(0:14:10.61)
▶ Coraly : Right, let's continue with that once I've met one more person.	(0:14:12.48)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Good morning, Aino-kun.	(0:14:19.79)
▶ Seiji Aino : H-Hiyama-san!	(0:14:21.68)
▶ Akane Hiyama : You're so mean, cheating openly in front of me so early in the day.	(0:14:23.05)
▶ Seiji Aino : I can't die, but still, please stop stabbing me.	(0:14:27.90)
▶ Coraly : So that girl is the other woman?	(0:14:30.25)
▶ Guri : That's right! She's a total yandere!	(0:14:31.64)
▶ Coraly : Th-Then I have something very important	(0:14:34.31)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Are you listening, Aino-kun?	(0:14:36.98)
▶ Coraly : to discuss with you two and Guri about things going forward.	(0:14:37.38)
▶ EXTRA : What's going on there?	(0:14:41.73)
▶ EXTRA : When did Akane-senpai get a boyfriend?!	(0:14:42.81)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : That boy is Aino Seiji-san?	(0:14:45.19)
▶ Coraly : A human and an angel being paired together is not something that happens often,	(0:14:50.36)
▶ Coraly : but due to the angel's blessing, you both have temporarily become angels yourselves,	(0:14:54.33)
▶ Coraly : so you will not die.	(0:14:57.75)
▶ Coraly : But angels have to work,	(0:14:59.83)
▶ Coraly : or they will go straight to Hell.	(0:15:02.42)
▶ Guri : I don't want to work.	(0:15:04.01)
▶ Coraly : Since you are temporary angels,	(0:15:06.50)
▶ Coraly : if you go to Hell, you will both lose your souls.	(0:15:08.94)
▶ Seiji Aino : We'll lose our souls?	(0:15:12.12)
▶ Guri : It means that if Guri does not work as a cupid,	(0:15:13.93)
▶ Guri : the two of you will disappear, along with your souls.	(0:15:16.70)
▶ Seiji Aino : Hey, you! What kind of mess did you get me mixed up in?!	(0:15:19.93)
▶ Seiji Aino : That's not something to act bashful about!	(0:15:23.61)
▶ Coraly : Which is why I ask that you please support Guri.	(0:15:25.48)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I refuse!	(0:15:29.03)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Who would want to help this little monkey?	(0:15:30.42)
▶ Coraly : But if you don't, his soul will disappear,	(0:15:32.72)
▶ Coraly : and you can never be joined with him.	(0:15:34.99)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Then I'll do it! I'll do anything for my future with Aino-kun!	(0:15:36.75)
▶ Seiji Aino : What should we do, then?	(0:15:40.80)
▶ Guri : It's simple.	(0:15:42.68)
▶ Guri : Just like yesterday, you use this notebook...	(0:15:43.87)
▶ Seiji Aino : Wait a second! Don't just go casually making couples like that!	(0:15:47.25)
▶ Guri : But if you write their name in the notebook,	(0:15:52.05)
▶ Guri : you can become a couple with anyone.	(0:15:54.50)
▶ Seiji Aino : Well, still! Just think it through before you do that, okay?	(0:15:57.03)
▶ Seiji Aino : Love is incredibly important, isn't it?	(0:16:00.60)
▶ Coraly : My! How wonderful!	(0:16:03.19)
▶ Coraly : You are exactly right, Aino-san!	(0:16:05.16)
▶ Seiji Aino : Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!	(0:16:05.68)
▶ Coraly : Guri just does as she pleases,	(0:16:07.16)
▶ Coraly : making male same-sex couples because it suits her interests!	(0:16:09.19)
▶ Coraly : Aino-san! I know I can trust you to help Guri!	(0:16:11.70)
▶ Guri : You will be helping me with many things from now on.	(0:16:15.66)
▶ Guri : Thank you for your help in advance!	(0:16:18.45)
▶ Seiji Aino : S-Sure...	(0:16:20.41)
▶ Coraly : I will return to Heaven for now.	(0:16:25.16)
▶ Coraly : You may carry on with life as usual, other than supporting Guri.	(0:16:28.03)
▶ Seiji Aino : That's easier said than done.	(0:16:32.05)
▶ Guri : Speaking of, where did Hiyama-san go?	(0:16:33.92)
▶ Seiji Aino : Dunno. The pressure in class was too much, so I ran away.	(0:16:35.57)
▶ Guri : Huh?	(0:16:44.55)
▶ Guri : Well, it didn't make my heart pound any more than the first time did.	(0:16:46.27)
▶ Seiji Aino : Like I said, don't be so casual about these things!	(0:16:49.44)
▶ Seiji Aino : We've been seen!	(0:16:57.31)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Guys like you are just...	(0:16:59.24)
▶ Seiji Aino : Hey, you okay?	(0:17:04.73)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : D-Don't touch me!	(0:17:06.95)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : So you act kind toward girls just so you can trick them!	(0:17:10.20)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : You're awful!	(0:17:14.41)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Even though you're going out with Akane-senpai,	(0:17:15.89)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : you're here cheating on her with another girl!	(0:17:18.46)
▶ Seiji Aino : Hey! That notebook!	(0:17:22.98)
▶ Seiji Aino : Guri!	(0:17:25.18)
▶ Guri : I ate too much candy and don't want to work.	(0:17:25.80)
▶ Seiji Aino : Oh, jeez! Then catch up later!	(0:17:28.84)
▶ Guri : 'Kay.	(0:17:30.97)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Aino-san...	(0:17:37.37)
▶ Seiji Aino : Listen, I'd like you to return that notebook.	(0:17:38.58)
▶ Seiji Aino : It's pretty important.	(0:17:42.28)
▶ Seiji Aino : Hey! D-Did you write something?!	(0:17:44.01)
▶ Guri : B-But...	(0:17:45.58)
▶ Seiji Aino : Wh-Wh-Wh-What did you write in it?!	(0:17:46.42)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : S-Stay back!	(0:17:47.99)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Oh, my...	(0:18:03.83)
▶ Akane Hiyama : What are you doing there?	(0:18:05.85)
▶ Seiji Aino : H-Hiyama-san...	(0:18:09.31)
▶ Akane Hiyama : You're such a cheater, Aino-kun.	(0:18:11.37)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Shut that off already!	(0:18:15.74)
▶ Guri : But unsettling background music is crucial when the villain appears.	(0:18:16.95)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Who are you calling the villain?!	(0:18:20.45)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Homewrecker! I won't let you get away!	(0:18:24.29)
▶ Guri : I'm just now noticing, but Akane-san isn't human!	(0:18:28.27)
▶ Seiji Aino : Guri! After her!	(0:18:31.22)
▶ Seiji Aino : She's going to kill that girl!	(0:18:32.57)
▶ Guri : Found them!	(0:18:36.05)
▶ Seiji Aino : Where?	(0:18:36.74)
▶ Seiji Aino : Not good!	(0:18:38.99)
▶ Guri : What was that?!	(0:18:45.00)
▶ Akane Hiyama : That shield just now...	(0:18:47.53)
▶ Akane Hiyama : It can't be.	(0:18:50.27)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Why?!	(0:18:55.32)
▶ Guri : Only an angel can write names in that notebook.	(0:18:56.62)
▶ Guri : A regular human can't write in it.	(0:18:59.84)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : A-Angel?	(0:19:02.43)
▶ Guri : By the way! What was that shield earlier?	(0:19:03.83)
▶ Guri : What was that ability that repelled Akane-san's attack?	(0:19:06.34)
▶ Seiji Aino : Okay, okay. First, let's ask about the notebook.	(0:19:08.87)
▶ Seiji Aino : Did you know about that notebook?	(0:19:12.36)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : I saw everything yesterday.	(0:19:15.30)
▶ Guri : But if you write their name in the notebook,	(0:19:17.63)
▶ Guri : you can become a couple with anyone.	(0:19:19.76)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : So with this notebook, people can fall in love who normally couldn't, right?	(0:19:22.18)
▶ Guri : Is there someone you want to be a couple with that badly?	(0:19:26.59)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I never thought you'd be after Aino-kun.	(0:19:32.30)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I finally found you, Yuzu.	(0:19:36.77)
▶ Akane Hiyama : This will be...	(0:19:39.66)
▶ Akane Hiyama : the end!	(0:19:41.97)
▶ Seiji Aino : Akane-san, stop!	(0:19:43.08)
▶ Akane Hiyama : That's the first time you've called me by my first name!	(0:19:48.63)
▶ Akane Hiyama : What do I do? I'm so happy!	(0:19:52.21)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Akane-senpai, those feelings are just made up!	(0:19:54.71)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Huh?	(0:19:58.59)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Your feelings for Aino-san are just being faked by this notebook!	(0:19:59.22)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : He's just using this notebook to fulfill his unrequited longing for you!	(0:20:03.71)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : I love you, Akane-senpai!	(0:20:09.72)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : I know these feelings aren't allowed...	(0:20:13.76)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : But if anyone is going to become your lover, Akane-senpai, it should be me!	(0:20:17.16)
▶ Guri : Whoa! It's yuri! Real-life yuri!	(0:20:22.03)
▶ Seiji Aino : So she wasn't after me.	(0:20:24.54)
▶ Seiji Aino : But that's Hiyama-san for you. Such a blunt confession from someone who likes her...	(0:20:26.47)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Can't happen.	(0:20:29.83)
▶ Seiji Aino : She came right out and said it!	(0:20:30.33)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Besides, you're my little sister, aren't you?	(0:20:31.96)
▶ Seiji Aino : L-Little sister?!	(0:20:34.59)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Kichougasaki Yuzu, our last names are different, but we're sisters.	(0:20:36.05)
▶ Guri : Whoa! Forbidden love involving yuri and incest?!	(0:20:39.70)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Onee-sama!	(0:20:43.26)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I told you, addressing me that way is forbidden.	(0:20:44.11)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Is it because we're the same gender? Or is it because we're blood sisters	(0:20:46.82)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : that you won't respond to my love?	(0:20:49.92)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Your feelings for him are just a sham made up by the notebook!	(0:20:53.02)
▶ Akane Hiyama : No, they're not a sham.	(0:20:57.98)
▶ Akane Hiyama : I would still love him even without the notebook.	(0:21:00.79)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : No...	(0:21:04.20)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Then what happens to my feelings?	(0:21:06.00)
▶ Guri : It's okay.	(0:21:09.75)
▶ Guri : Ta-da!	(0:21:11.68)
▶ Guri : I've made you part of the couple!	(0:21:12.60)
▶ Guri : As an angel, I can't just ignore a maiden in love right in front of me.	(0:21:15.53)
▶ Seiji Aino : I can't believe you!	(0:21:19.46)
▶ Guri : My bad. I read too much into the situation.	(0:21:21.30)
▶ Seiji Aino : You weren't reading anything! You're an idiot!	(0:21:23.30)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Does that mean I'm now my sister's lover?	(0:21:25.64)
▶ Akane Hiyama : And ours!	(0:21:28.84)
▶ Seiji Aino : And ours!	(0:21:28.84)
▶ Guri : Now, then, you'll have to kiss right away!	(0:21:29.94)
▶ Guri : If you don't want to, you'll have to kiss one of us at random. Including Seiji-san.	(0:21:33.37)
▶ Akane Hiyama : That can not happen!	(0:21:37.77)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Share a kiss with Onee-sama?	(0:21:39.53)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Aino-kun.	(0:21:41.19)
▶ Akane Hiyama : This is not cheating, understand? Also...	(0:21:42.69)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Call me by my first name from now on, okay?	(0:21:45.44)
▶ Akane Hiyama : Promise?	(0:21:47.67)
▶ Seiji Aino : O-Okay.	(0:21:48.43)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : I have to hurry and kiss Onee-sama!	(0:21:49.70)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : Onee-sama!	(0:21:52.96)
▶ Yuzu Kichougasaki : It was an accident!	(0:22:03.89)
▶ Seiji Aino : Th-That wasn't...	(0:22:04.38)
▶ Guri : Next time, we're opening a love clinic for male couples only!	(0:23:42.44)
▶ Guri : We call it ＂Bring On the Love＂!	(0:23:46.16)
▶ Seiji Aino : Hey, don't tell lies!	(0:23:46.61)
▶ Guri : I'm sorry. Female couples are okay, too.	(0:23:47.75)
▶ EXTRA : Huh?!	(0:23:49.88)

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