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	Aho Girl - Episode 1

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EXTRA : Class 1-2	(0:01:00.41)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Hey, A-kun, A-kun!	(0:01:01.67)
Akuru Akutsu : What, Yoshiko?	(0:01:04.17)
EXTRA : Japanese Math English Science	(0:01:06.00)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I got a 0 on all my proficiency tests!	(0:01:06.34)
Akuru Akutsu : You're an idiot.	(0:01:09.28)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : They were even bubble sheet tests! Isn't that amazing?!	(0:01:10.34)
Akuru Akutsu : You're a huge idiot.	(0:01:13.36)
EXTRA : Part 1	(0:01:15.72)
Akuru Akutsu : As your friend since we were little, I should warn you	(0:01:19.27)
Akuru Akutsu : that your idiocy is too great to permit your survival in this world.	(0:01:21.97)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : What? No way!	(0:01:25.33)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I'm going to die?!	(0:01:26.68)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Then before I die...	(0:01:28.07)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I want to eat just one more banana!	(0:01:30.23)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Then I'll have no more regrets.	(0:01:33.87)
Akuru Akutsu : You really are an idiot.	(0:01:38.13)
Akuru Akutsu : You need to study, or you're never going to get a job.	(0:01:40.86)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Huh? That means every day will be like Sunday!	(0:01:44.41)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Hooray! Hooray!	(0:01:47.33)
Akuru Akutsu : You wouldn't be able to survive.	(0:01:51.90)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Then I'll win the lottery!	(0:01:53.80)
Akuru Akutsu : Like you'd win!	(0:01:55.42)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Come on, dream a little!	(0:01:57.51)
EXTRA : Fury	(0:01:59.84)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Or I could become a housewife.	(0:02:01.33)
Akuru Akutsu : No one would marry you.	(0:02:03.72)
EXTRA : Fury	(0:02:09.14)
Akuru Akutsu : Who the hell would marry an idiot like you?	(0:02:10.52)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : No way! Do you have a girlfriend, A-kun?	(0:02:13.72)
Akuru Akutsu : N-No... So what if I don't?	(0:02:16.67)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I knew it. You don't seem to understand girls, anyway—	(0:02:19.74)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You're so cold, A-kun.	(0:02:31.88)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Even when...	(0:02:34.23)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I love you so much!	(0:02:36.05)
Akuru Akutsu : Oh, I see.	(0:02:39.52)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : So careless!	(0:02:40.18)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : It's true!	(0:02:41.26)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You come wake me up every morning,	(0:02:42.63)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : you tell me when I forget things...	(0:02:45.18)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : And...	(0:02:47.12)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : When I'm hungry, you give me bananas!	(0:02:48.16)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You give me bananas!	(0:02:52.10)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You're so sweet, A-kun!	(0:03:01.27)
Akuru Akutsu : Right.	(0:03:03.14)
EXTRA : How to Train Your Pet	(0:03:03.41)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You even ended up in the same high school as me because you were worried about me.	(0:03:04.59)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You're too sweet.	(0:03:08.88)
Akuru Akutsu : No, you idiot.	(0:03:10.05)
Akuru Akutsu : It's only because I considered the required study time	(0:03:11.67)
Akuru Akutsu : and commute time. The good high schools were too far away.	(0:03:14.18)
Akuru Akutsu : Got it?	(0:03:16.40)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Yup! So basically...	(0:03:17.37)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You're a tsundere!	(0:03:19.55)
Akuru Akutsu : She's got no clue.	(0:03:21.50)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : But whatever the reason might be, it makes me happy.	(0:03:24.13)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Thanks for always staying by my side, even though I cause you so much trouble.	(0:03:28.06)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : As thanks, I'll let you see my panties!	(0:03:35.90)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Panties!	(0:03:38.73)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Oh, you're so shy!	(0:03:40.38)
Akuru Akutsu : That's not it!	(0:03:42.36)
Akuru Akutsu : I don't want to see your filthy panties!	(0:03:43.50)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : What?!	(0:03:46.17)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Even I wouldn't have skid marks on my panties!	(0:03:46.78)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : There's no poop on them!	(0:03:51.95)
Akuru Akutsu : Shut up!	(0:03:53.67)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Oh!	(0:03:55.08)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Apparently, the banana shop in front of the station	(0:03:56.01)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : is getting in some super top-quality bananas today!	(0:03:58.12)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : All right, A-kun! See you tomorrow!	(0:04:00.75)
Akuru Akutsu : How exhausting...	(0:04:05.97)
Akuru Akutsu : School's not over yet!	(0:04:09.38)
Akuru Akutsu : Hey.	(0:04:21.92)
Akuru Akutsu : Wake up, you idiot.	(0:04:22.87)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Eek!	(0:04:28.35)
EXTRA : Part 2	(0:04:32.04)
Yoshie Hanabatake : I'm sorry to make you do this every morning.	(0:04:33.07)
Yoshie Hanabatake : She won't wake up unless it's you, A-kun.	(0:04:34.99)
Akuru Akutsu : Well, we are neighbors.	(0:04:38.17)
Akuru Akutsu : Even though I don't really have a choice...	(0:04:41.99)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Bananas so good...	(0:04:46.34)
Yoshie Hanabatake : I'm so sorry that she's such an idiot.	(0:04:49.43)
Akuru Akutsu : You have my condolences.	(0:04:52.31)
Yoshie Hanabatake : If you two started going out, I wouldn't have anything to worry about. Peek.	(0:04:54.12)
Akuru Akutsu : That's impossible.	(0:04:58.74)
Yoshie Hanabatake : B-But she's not so bad on the outside.	(0:04:59.96)
Akuru Akutsu : Just think about it.	(0:05:02.32)
Akuru Akutsu : Humans don't fall in love with monkeys, do they?	(0:05:04.91)
Yoshie Hanabatake : Then please... Please, just make her somewhat human!	(0:05:08.22)
Akuru Akutsu : True... We shouldn't have her go out into society the way she is right now.	(0:05:13.87)
Akuru Akutsu : All right. I'll figure something out.	(0:05:17.85)
Yoshie Hanabatake : A-kun...	(0:05:19.91)
Akuru Akutsu : If that fails...	(0:05:21.31)
Akuru Akutsu : Let's have her commit a misdemeanor, so they'll lock her up in a cell.	(0:05:23.33)
Yoshie Hanabatake : A-kun...	(0:05:27.67)
Sayaka Sumino : Good morning, Yoshiko-chan.	(0:05:36.62)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You're as cute as ever, Sayaka-chan.	(0:05:38.47)
Sayaka Sumino : O-Oh, please. You're cuter than me, Yoshiko-chan.	(0:05:40.83)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : What? Really?!	(0:05:44.64)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Like, the cutest in the world?!	(0:05:45.74)
Sayaka Sumino : Huh?	(0:05:46.83)
Sayaka Sumino : S-Sure...	(0:05:47.36)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : For real?! Then next, I'll be the cutest in the universe?!	(0:05:48.42)
Sayaka Sumino : S-Sure...	(0:05:50.89)
Akuru Akutsu : Wait, stop.	(0:05:52.49)
Akuru Akutsu : I beg of you, please don't encourage this idiot.	(0:05:53.87)
Sayaka Sumino : Well, it's true that Yoshiko-chan is cuter than me.	(0:05:57.01)
Akuru Akutsu : Uh, no matter how you look at it, you're definitely cuter.	(0:06:01.65)
Sayaka Sumino : Huh?	(0:06:04.77)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You're hitting on her, A-kun?!	(0:06:06.74)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : How could you, when you have someone like me?!	(0:06:08.97)
Akuru Akutsu : Shut up, you idiot!	(0:06:11.77)
Akuru Akutsu : Hey...	(0:06:14.57)
Akuru Akutsu : We're not together.	(0:06:16.29)
Sayaka Sumino : U-Um, uh...	(0:06:17.84)
Sayaka Sumino : I'm sorry!	(0:06:19.81)
Sayaka Sumino : Your face is scary, so I have to decline!	(0:06:20.87)
Akuru Akutsu : Hey...	(0:06:24.53)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Oh, A-kun...	(0:06:26.13)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : No cheating on me allowed, you hear?	(0:06:28.74)
Akuru Akutsu : What the hell are you talking about, you idiot?	(0:06:32.52)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Even though you saw my panties again this morning?	(0:06:34.46)
Akuru Akutsu : You showed them to me when no one even asked you to!	(0:06:37.45)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : W-Well, it was embarrassing for me!	(0:06:39.45)
Akuru Akutsu : Then put some damn clothes on!	(0:06:42.92)
EXTRA : Part 3	(0:06:54.10)
Atsuko Oshieda : All right.	(0:06:56.04)
Atsuko Oshieda : Is there anything anyone doesn't understand up to this point?	(0:06:56.89)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Yes!	(0:06:59.87)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I don't understand any of it!	(0:07:00.74)
Atsuko Oshieda : Well, that's not good.	(0:07:02.39)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Indeed, it is not.	(0:07:04.40)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : So I want to go outside and play dodgeball!	(0:07:05.90)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I wonder why I don't get any of this.	(0:07:11.40)
Sayaka Sumino : Maybe there's something else you're good at besides your studies.	(0:07:14.16)
Sayaka Sumino : Do you have any hobbies, Yoshiko-chan?	(0:07:18.29)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Bananas!	(0:07:20.83)
Sayaka Sumino : U-Um... I meant is there anything that you like to do?	(0:07:23.36)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Something I want to do?	(0:07:27.34)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I want to stand above others.	(0:07:31.65)
Sayaka Sumino : That's...	(0:07:33.64)
Akuru Akutsu : ...impossible for you.	(0:07:34.92)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Huh?!	(0:07:36.92)
Sayaka Sumino : B-But you're really cheerful, so maybe you can make others cheerful, too.	(0:07:37.77)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Right?!	(0:07:43.21)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You should end up beneath me in your future, too, Sayaka-chan.	(0:07:44.10)
Sayaka Sumino : Th-That's...	(0:07:47.62)
Sayaka Sumino : I-I mean, I don't have any talents.	(0:07:49.98)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Have a little more faith in yourself!	(0:07:53.10)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : It's okay.	(0:07:55.78)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : If you try really hard, you'll end up being useful to someone, Sayaka-chan.	(0:07:57.04)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Right?	(0:08:01.83)
Akuru Akutsu : Pretty sure you could get mad at any time now.	(0:08:02.82)
Akuru Akutsu : Also, know your place, Yoshiko.	(0:08:06.04)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Oh, come on. You're such a kidder, A-kun.	(0:08:08.84)
Akuru Akutsu : I'm serious!	(0:08:11.84)
Akuru Akutsu : And you need to tell her when she's being impossible!	(0:08:13.19)
Akuru Akutsu : What?	(0:08:17.47)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Jeez you're going to scare Sayaka-chan with a face like that!	(0:08:18.43)
Akuru Akutsu : I-I don't really care about being liked by your friends.	(0:08:21.97)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : That's not good! You don't even have any friends, let alone a girlfriend!	(0:08:25.65)
Sayaka Sumino : R-Really?	(0:08:29.84)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Yeah, he's super cold and has a quick temper.	(0:08:31.63)
Sayaka Sumino : Ah...	(0:08:34.57)
Sayaka Sumino : B-But I'm sure he has at least a couple of friends.	(0:08:36.66)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Nope! A-kun, let me see your phone.	(0:08:40.37)
Akuru Akutsu : Hey!	(0:08:42.95)
EXTRA : Number of Contacts (3) Home Yoshiko Yoshiko's House	(0:08:43.58)
Sayaka Sumino : S-So tragic...	(0:08:47.10)
Akuru Akutsu : Really, stop.	(0:08:49.25)
Sayaka Sumino : All right.	(0:08:51.66)
Sayaka Sumino : I'll be your friend, A-kun-san.	(0:08:52.85)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Really?! You aren't scared?	(0:08:56.01)
Sayaka Sumino : Yeah. Now that I know how tragic he is, he's not scary anymore.	(0:08:58.19)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Oh, I totally get that.	(0:09:02.57)
Sayaka Sumino : Cheer up, okay?	(0:09:05.94)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Isn't that great, A-kun?	(0:09:09.04)
Akuru Akutsu : Her kindness... hurts.	(0:09:12.29)
EXTRA : Home Yoshiko Yoshiko's House Sumino Sayaka	(0:09:17.16)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : All right, it's done!	(0:09:20.35)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : A-kun's at the height of puberty, so I'm sure that when he sees this,	(0:09:22.62)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : he'll get all worked up and...	(0:09:25.20)
Akuru Akutsu : Yoshiko's boobies!	(0:09:28.82)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Eek! A-kun, you perv!	(0:09:30.84)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : It's okay, A-kun. You can't help it, since you're a boy.	(0:09:41.84)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Yoshiko!	(0:09:45.81)
EXTRA : Part 4	(0:09:47.65)
EXTRA : Disciplinary Committee	(0:09:49.94)
Public Morals Chairwoman : The disciplinary committee will be searching everyone's belongings.	(0:09:50.27)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Make sure you thoroughly show us the inside of your bags.	(0:09:53.10)
Akuru Akutsu : A search... Hey, go throw that book away.	(0:09:56.06)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : No! This book is basically a part of me!	(0:09:59.55)
Public Morals Chairwoman : You, there! What do you think you're bringing into school?	(0:10:04.13)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Oh, this? I gave this to A-kun this morning.	(0:10:06.96)
Akuru Akutsu : Hey!	(0:10:10.36)
Public Morals Chairwoman : I'll be confiscating that as the head of the disciplinary committee.	(0:10:11.37)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Bringing something so indecent to school so boldly...	(0:10:13.85)
Public Morals Chairwoman : It's people like you that bring disorder to the decency of this school.	(0:10:16.68)
Akuru Akutsu : Damn that Yoshiko...	(0:10:19.62)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Are you listening to me?	(0:10:21.50)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Your boobs are huge!	(0:10:24.43)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : The president of the disciplinary committee's boobs	(0:10:26.68)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : bring more disorder to this school's decency than anything else!	(0:10:28.69)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Wh-Who do you think you are?	(0:10:30.81)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko from Class 1-2!	(0:10:32.62)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Could I squeeze your boobies for science?	(0:10:35.19)
Public Morals Chairwoman : O-Of course not!	(0:10:38.22)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Oh, come on. I'm not saying ＂for free.＂	(0:10:40.57)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Hey, I'm the president of the disciplinary committee. You can't...	(0:10:42.99)
Public Morals Chairwoman : She must be an idiot.	(0:10:48.50)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : What?	(0:10:51.06)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Then...	(0:10:52.23)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : How about a banana?	(0:10:53.96)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Huh?	(0:10:56.02)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : And it's no ordinary banana!	(0:10:56.73)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Once you eat it...	(0:11:00.88)
Public Morals Chairwoman : What's with this girl? She's so creepy.	(0:11:03.45)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Your body will crave more, until you can't go on without it.	(0:11:05.93)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Do you mean the indecent kind of banana?	(0:11:12.19)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Huh? It's just a high-quality banana. They cost 1,000 yen each!	(0:11:14.94)
EXTRA : Sweet Banana	(0:11:16.28)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Huh?	(0:11:18.99)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Wait, what? What's an indecent banana?!	(0:11:19.95)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Oh, a peni—	(0:11:22.84)
Public Morals Chairwoman : No!	(0:11:24.12)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : You're wide open!	(0:11:26.70)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Wait, don't...	(0:11:28.54)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : This is...	(0:11:29.96)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Mother of God!	(0:11:35.19)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : This heft! The bounciness! These aren't boobs anymore, they're...	(0:11:37.17)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : They're... What are they?!	(0:11:42.55)
Akuru Akutsu : What are you?!	(0:11:47.18)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : I-If my boobs were that big, A-kun would love me more.	(0:11:52.02)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Erf.	(0:11:58.01)
Akuru Akutsu : Nope.	(0:12:00.11)
Akuru Akutsu : Sorry about that. Are you all right?	(0:12:03.35)
Public Morals Chairwoman : Y-Yes.	(0:12:05.71)
Akuru Akutsu : If that idiot ever causes you trouble again, let me know.	(0:12:07.86)
Akuru Akutsu : I'll kill her.	(0:12:11.95)
Public Morals Chairwoman : O-Okay.	(0:12:13.54)
EXTRA : Aho Girl Multiplies!	(0:12:24.97)
Yoshiko Hanabatake : Next time: ＂Aho Girl Multiplies!＂	(0:12:26.12)