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▶ EXTRA : In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.	(0:00:03.07)
▶ EXTRA : He followed them	(0:00:07.66)
▶ EXTRA : with light, waters, and the land.	(0:00:11.89)
▶ EXTRA : Then he created the many animals that would inhabit it.	(0:00:15.74)
▶ EXTRA : Or... that was the plan.	(0:00:20.70)
▶ EXTRA : It got too tedious, so he outsourced it.	(0:00:23.67)
▶ Ueda : This is Heaven's design team,	(0:02:00.54)
▶ Ueda : the department where animals are created.	(0:02:03.28)
▶ Ueda : Shimoda-kun, as the newly-hired angel,	(0:02:06.04)
▶ Ueda : you'll be responsible for communication between the team and God.	(0:02:09.78)
▶ Shimoda : Yes, I will do my best!	(0:02:12.49)
▶ Mizushima : Ueda-san, is that the new guy?	(0:02:14.57)
▶ Ueda : Yes, be nice to him.	(0:02:17.64)
▶ Shimoda : My name is Sh-Shimoda. It's nice to meet you!	(0:02:19.63)
▶ Mizushima : Yeah, yeah, welcome.	(0:02:22.47)
▶ Shimoda : So God doesn't create every single animal himself?	(0:02:24.41)
▶ Ueda : There are just too many, so he outsourced their design and creation to us.	(0:02:28.57)
▶ Ueda : We're an OEM, manufacturing with the customer's branding.	(0:02:33.78)
▶ Ueda : And God is our client.	(0:02:38.33)
▶ Shimoda : That's very illuminating!	(0:02:40.91)
▶ Ueda : It's time for the meeting. I hope you're ready.	(0:02:42.44)
▶ Shimoda : Yes!	(0:02:46.14)
▶ Tsuchiya : Starting today, a new angel, Shimoda-kun, will be joining us.	(0:02:47.55)
▶ Shimoda : I'm so excited to be here!	(0:02:52.35)
▶ Tsuchiya : Great.	(0:02:53.84)
▶ Tsuchiya : I'll jump right into the first agenda item.	(0:02:55.25)
▶ Tsuchiya : The order from the client we'll discuss today is:	(0:02:57.55)
▶ Tsuchiya : ＂An animal that can eat leaves that are really high up.＂	(0:03:00.69)
▶ Tsuchiya : There are three suggestions so far.	(0:03:04.71)
▶ Tsuchiya : We'll start with mine.	(0:03:07.28)
▶ Shimoda : Wow, a pegasus!	(0:03:10.34)
▶ Shimoda : Indeed, a flying animal can reach leaves anywhere.	(0:03:12.64)
▶ Mizushima : Chief Tsuchiya, a horse again?	(0:03:17.21)
▶ Tsuchiya : Is there a problem?	(0:03:20.03)
▶ Tsuchiya : The horse design can be infinitely refactored.	(0:03:21.73)
▶ Ueda : Chief Tsuchiya's best-known work is the horse.	(0:03:24.92)
▶ Shimoda : That's a masterpiece!	(0:03:27.49)
▶ Ueda : Yes, but because the horse is such a masterpiece,	(0:03:29.40)
▶ Ueda : he now bases all of his designs on it.	(0:03:33.14)
▶ Tsuchiya : Let's see the next suggestion, Mizushima-kun.	(0:03:35.23)
▶ Mizushima : Right.	(0:03:38.31)
▶ Mizushima : This is the Ping Pong Tree.	(0:03:39.48)
▶ Kimura : I-Is this an animal?	(0:03:41.48)
▶ Kimura : Rather than eating leaves that are high up,	(0:03:43.73)
▶ Kimura : it looks more like a plant that gets eaten.	(0:03:46.54)
▶ Mizushima : I am not afraid of being innovative, and I endeavor to design	(0:03:50.23)
▶ Mizushima : something that is not constrained by established norms.	(0:03:53.19)
▶ Kimura : Yeah, I think you went too far.	(0:03:55.72)
▶ Mizushima : It can grow and shrink in length at will.	(0:03:58.62)
▶ Mizushima : And it captures prey with these balls.	(0:04:01.77)
▶ Kanamori : Ew, gross!	(0:04:05.94)
▶ Kanamori : Why would you design something like that?	(0:04:07.85)
▶ Kanamori : It's not beautiful.	(0:04:09.89)
▶ Meido : Really? I like it.	(0:04:11.21)
▶ Unabara : Yeah, Meido-chan has come up with carnivorous plants before.	(0:04:13.64)
▶ Unabara : I can see why you like it.	(0:04:17.95)
▶ Shimoda : Carnivorous plants...	(0:04:19.02)
▶ Ueda : She's a designer, as well. Her best-known work is the poisonous frog.	(0:04:20.80)
▶ Tsuchiya : Now, on to the last suggestion.	(0:04:25.28)
▶ Tsuchiya : Unabara-kun came up with this long-necked deer.	(0:04:27.72)
▶ Unabara : Well, if it's an animal that can eat leaves from the top of trees,	(0:04:31.80)
▶ Unabara : I figured a long neck would help, so I tried that.	(0:04:36.10)
▶ Kanamori : That's so simple.	(0:04:40.53)
▶ Meido : That's so simple.	(0:04:40.53)
▶ Kimura : That's so simple.	(0:04:40.53)
▶ Tsuchiya : Such a simple idea, Unabara-kun.	(0:04:42.30)
▶ Unabara : It is, huh?	(0:04:44.87)
▶ Tsuchiya : Anyway, let's toss it to the engineer to see if it could work	(0:04:46.40)
▶ Tsuchiya : when we let it loose on Earth.	(0:04:49.79)
▶ Shimoda : Engineer?	(0:04:51.66)
▶ Ueda : Designs must pass a number of tests so we're sure they'll survive on Earth,	(0:04:53.23)
▶ Ueda : Hence this prototype lab.	(0:04:58.94)
▶ Ueda : You submit the design proposals to the engineer here.	(0:05:01.55)
▶ Tsuchiya : The engineer makes prototypes based on our designs to see if they are viable.	(0:05:04.48)
▶ Shimoda : So there's even a mechanical department!	(0:05:10.20)
▶ Shimoda : Oh, the door opened.	(0:05:13.10)
▶ Tsuchiya : That was rather quick.	(0:05:15.38)
▶ Higuchi : Tsuchiya-san...	(0:05:19.16)
▶ Higuchi : I recall telling you that we cannot make a pegasus.	(0:05:20.68)
▶ Tsuchiya : Higuchi-san, I was hoping that you could do it anyway.	(0:05:24.60)
▶ Tsuchiya : I mean, it's cool. It's a horse.	(0:05:26.86)
▶ Higuchi : An animal this big cannot fly!	(0:05:28.86)
▶ Higuchi : I've told you time and time again!	(0:05:31.30)
▶ Higuchi : Please accept it already!	(0:05:33.44)
▶ Ueda : That's Higuchi-san, our engineer.	(0:05:35.27)
▶ Higuchi : There's not enough muscle mass to use those wings to fly.	(0:05:37.49)
▶ Kanamori : That's right. Making an animal fly is a real challenge.	(0:05:40.78)
▶ Kanamori : Making it lighter wasn't easy, so I had to make the bones	(0:05:44.44)
▶ Kanamori : and the feather stems hollow, dial up its excretion frequency, and so on.	(0:05:47.03)
▶ Kanamori : The pursuit of beauty isn't trivial.	(0:05:51.18)
▶ Shimoda : So, basically, making a pegasus reality means...	(0:05:54.45)
▶ Shimoda : a mega-buff muscle horse that rapid-fires dung all over?	(0:05:57.91)
▶ Higuchi : That's why it's impossible.	(0:06:04.07)
▶ Tsuchiya : Oh, no.	(0:06:05.87)
▶ Higuchi : And Mizushima-san, your Ping Pong Tree also won't work.	(0:06:08.09)
▶ Higuchi : It couldn't handle gravity.	(0:06:12.26)
▶ Higuchi : Which leaves us with this long-necked deer. It won't work like this, though.	(0:06:15.51)
▶ Unabara : Really? It should be able to eat...	(0:06:19.66)
▶ Higuchi : I figured you'd say that, so I made it according to your original design.	(0:06:22.87)
▶ Higuchi : Cerebral anemia.	(0:06:35.66)
▶ Higuchi : If the neck is 10 meters long, you need a 1.5 ton heart	(0:06:37.11)
▶ Higuchi : to transport the blood to the head.	(0:06:41.01)
▶ Higuchi : That's why it immediately collapses from lightheadedness.	(0:06:43.41)
▶ Shimoda : The poor thing!	(0:06:46.04)
▶ Unabara : Then how about making the legs longer instead?	(0:06:47.45)
▶ Mizushima : How will it drink water?	(0:06:50.14)
▶ Mizushima : That won't work.	(0:06:53.30)
▶ Kanamori : Then how about something in between?	(0:06:54.49)
▶ Shimoda : Right.	(0:06:56.30)
▶ Shimoda : Then both leaves and water will be reachable!	(0:06:57.37)
▶ Mizushima : It also relieves pressure on the heart and solves the lightheadedness.	(0:06:59.64)
▶ Higuchi : All right, I'll take it back and make another prototype.	(0:07:04.01)
▶ Higuchi : But despite being this big, this pup only eats leaves, right?	(0:07:06.58)
▶ Higuchi : I wonder if it can sustain itself.	(0:07:09.66)
▶ Kimura : Then why not make it like the cows I made a while back?	(0:07:11.37)
▶ Kimura : They keep bacteria in their gut that turns leaves into protein.	(0:07:15.72)
▶ Kimura : With those, even a large animal can be an herbivore.	(0:07:19.64)
▶ Higuchi : Okay, I'll try that.	(0:07:22.96)
▶ Kimura : I'll come, too. I want to taste it.	(0:07:25.19)
▶ Mizushima : As soon as he makes an animal, he does a taste test.	(0:07:27.71)
▶ Shimoda : A real diversity of ideas here, huh?	(0:07:30.95)
▶ Higuchi : It's done.	(0:07:35.60)
▶ Unabara : It's so big that it bonks its head.	(0:07:38.42)
▶ Unabara : Should we add horns?	(0:07:40.57)
▶ Meido : That's not a deer anymore.	(0:07:42.24)
▶ Tsuchiya : How about adding some horse elements to its face, something horsey?	(0:07:44.09)
▶ Kimura : It already tastes good without horseradish.	(0:07:47.91)
▶ Meido : Stop horsing around.	(0:07:49.73)
▶ Kanamori : It's a bit sad without decoration.	(0:07:51.25)
▶ Kanamori : I'll come up with something!	(0:07:53.12)
▶ Ueda : Oh, Shimoda-kun, did you just...	(0:07:56.10)
▶ Shimoda : I got a message from God.	(0:07:59.69)
▶ Shimoda : God has spoken!	(0:08:01.96)
▶ God : Accepted!	(0:08:07.21)
▶ Shimoda : Wow, it's the birth of a new life form!	(0:08:09.64)
▶ Tsuchiya : Shimoda-kun, congratulations for finishing your first assignment!	(0:08:13.12)
▶ Higuchi : I told you it's not getting enough protein.	(0:08:18.70)
▶ Ueda : God has spoken again!	(0:08:22.26)
▶ God : Accepted!	(0:08:24.77)
▶ Mizushima : Seriously?	(0:08:26.62)
▶ Kenta : The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist!	(0:08:28.20)
▶ Shimoda : They're up to five meters tall.	(0:08:32.59)
▶ Shimoda : In the wild, they even sleep standing up.	(0:08:34.21)
▶ Higuchi : They give birth standing up, as well.	(0:08:37.11)
▶ Higuchi : The distance of their butt from the ground is about two meters.	(0:08:39.23)
▶ Shimoda : Wait, what about the babies then?	(0:08:42.29)
▶ Higuchi : The moment they are born, they fall two meters and smack the ground!	(0:08:43.66)
▶ Shimoda : That's terrible!	(0:08:47.07)
▶ Higuchi : They have soft, tender bodies so that they don't get hurt.	(0:08:48.41)
▶ Higuchi : This is how they drink water.	(0:08:52.69)
▶ Shimoda : Wouldn't the blood rush to their heads?	(0:08:55.00)
▶ Higuchi : There's an organ near the brain that stores excess blood, so they're fine.	(0:08:57.57)
▶ Shimoda : They're really well tuned!	(0:09:01.50)
▶ Mizushima : Among the tens of thousands of designs we create,	(0:09:11.41)
▶ Mizushima : one will stand out and change everything.	(0:09:14.71)
▶ Mizushima : This is Tsuchiya-san's masterpiece, the horse.	(0:09:18.94)
▶ Mizushima : I wanted to add some revolutionary ideas to it.	(0:09:21.71)
▶ Mizushima : Front legs? Unnecessary.	(0:09:25.41)
▶ Mizushima : Hind legs? Unnecessary.	(0:09:27.74)
▶ Mizushima : There's no need to have a separate hole for intercourse and excretion.	(0:09:30.56)
▶ Mizushima : Thus, let me introduce this revolutionary animal to you.	(0:09:35.45)
▶ Mizushima : It's the snake.	(0:09:43.52)
▶ Kanamori : I hate this!	(0:09:45.60)
▶ Kanamori : Why did our client allow this one to pass?!	(0:09:47.23)
▶ Mizushima : Obviously, because the snake's design is excellent.	(0:09:50.02)
▶ Kanamori : I'm so pissed!	(0:09:53.19)
▶ Shimoda : I-Is something wrong?	(0:09:54.22)
▶ Mizushima : That was an unexpected turn of events.	(0:09:55.93)
▶ Kimura : Sometimes we are curious about how the animals we designed are doing,	(0:09:58.65)
▶ Kimura : so we take a peek at Earth.	(0:10:02.10)
▶ Mizushima : Indeed. The bird class that Kanamori did is designed really well.	(0:10:04.24)
▶ Mizushima : Especially their eggs.	(0:10:08.67)
▶ Kanamori : What kind of snake only eats a certain bird's eggs?	(0:10:10.12)
▶ Kanamori : A freaking gourmet?!	(0:10:13.23)
▶ Kimura : It's fine! It means they're just that delicious.	(0:10:14.26)
▶ Kanamori : It's not fine!	(0:10:16.92)
▶ Mizushima : Incidentally, with its simple body shape,	(0:10:18.33)
▶ Mizushima : the snake can move, climb, and capture prey.	(0:10:20.93)
▶ Kanamori : The more I hear, the more that thing sounds like it's cheating!	(0:10:24.26)
▶ Kanamori : I really want to see that snake suffer!	(0:10:27.66)
▶ Kanamori : But how to do it...	(0:10:29.99)
▶ Kimura : How about an egg that's hard to eat?	(0:10:32.01)
▶ Shimoda : Good idea. Mizushima-san, you should help, too.	(0:10:34.28)
▶ Mizushima : How about adding spikes to the egg, then?	(0:10:37.16)
▶ Shimoda : That would definitely hurt the mother when she's laying them!	(0:10:40.19)
▶ Mizushima : Then how about having the egg stick to the parent's belly?	(0:10:43.10)
▶ Mizushima : The egg could walk.	(0:10:45.57)
▶ Mizushima : Or the parent could wrap it in a cloth and carry it.	(0:10:47.27)
▶ Kanamori : Something serious, please?	(0:10:50.39)
▶ Mizushima : Then why not just make the shell so tough the snake can't digest it?	(0:10:52.38)
▶ Shimoda : That's good! Right?	(0:10:56.97)
▶ Kimura : Let's have Higuchi-san make it.	(0:10:59.32)
▶ Higuchi : Here you go.	(0:11:02.17)
▶ Kanamori : Soon the chick will be born.	(0:11:03.54)
▶ Shimoda : Oh no, it exhausted itself!	(0:11:13.01)
▶ Kimura : How about making it hatch faster when it senses a snake approaching?	(0:11:16.28)
▶ Higuchi : Here you go.	(0:11:19.83)
▶ Shimoda : It hatched!	(0:11:24.87)
▶ Shimoda : Of course.	(0:11:26.96)
▶ Kanamori : It's fine, it's just for the demo.	(0:11:28.72)
▶ Kanamori : Ask Higuchi-san to take it out.	(0:11:31.56)
▶ Shimoda : Okay.	(0:11:33.97)
▶ Kimura : That's too bad. It was able to sense the snake's vibrations...	(0:11:36.72)
▶ Kimura : How about making it jump out of the nest to escape?	(0:11:40.30)
▶ Mizushima : That's jumping from the frying pan into the fire.	(0:11:42.93)
▶ Kimura : Yeah, they wouldn't be able to fly yet.	(0:11:46.35)
▶ Shimoda : The poor thing!	(0:11:48.35)
▶ Kimura : I guess that won't work unless they can fully move right after being born.	(0:11:50.15)
▶ Kimura : Something like tadpoles.	(0:11:53.78)
▶ Shimoda : Oh, ＂new and fun frogs＂ are always welcome.	(0:11:55.97)
▶ Kimura : All right, then I'll try submitting that idea.	(0:11:59.99)
▶ Mizushima : Well, basically, the snake has no weaknesses.	(0:12:02.40)
▶ Mizushima : By the way, the snake can smell by tasting particles in the air with its tongue.	(0:12:06.89)
▶ Kanamori : Th-That smug face again!	(0:12:12.45)
▶ Kanamori : The snake and you both piss me off so much!	(0:12:14.34)
▶ Kanamori : Just you wait! The birds won't be the helpless victims forever!	(0:12:16.58)
▶ Shimoda : Kimura-san!	(0:12:20.91)
▶ Shimoda : Your idea from the other day for the frog that can evade snakes got accepted!	(0:12:22.80)
▶ Kimura : Really?	(0:12:28.15)
▶ Kimura : Oh, so it passed.	(0:12:29.30)
▶ Kanamori : What kind of tweaks did you do? Please tell me!	(0:12:31.61)
▶ Kimura : Well, as long as the snake is just looking at them,	(0:12:34.73)
▶ Kimura : the hatching won't begin.	(0:12:37.63)
▶ Kimura : But as soon as the snake strikes,	(0:12:39.74)
▶ Kimura : the tadpoles sense the vibrations and escape into the water.	(0:12:42.52)
▶ Kanamori : That's so clever!	(0:12:45.67)
▶ Kanamori : I'm jealous. My birdies still can't do anything.	(0:12:47.57)
▶ Shimoda : Kanamori-san...	(0:12:52.85)
▶ Kimura : Let's try thinking about it from the beginning.	(0:12:54.22)
▶ Kimura : So, the snake is approaching.	(0:12:57.44)
▶ Kimura : What happens next?	(0:13:00.54)
▶ Kanamori : It's hard. Even if they go higher, the snake will just climb after them.	(0:13:02.22)
▶ Kanamori : Freaking snakes... Freaking Mizushima!	(0:13:06.71)
▶ Kimura : Couldn't the parent run away with the nest?	(0:13:10.85)
▶ Kanamori : That's as ridiculous as the cloth carrier idea that Mizushima had.	(0:13:13.31)
▶ Kanamori : Oh, but wait.	(0:13:16.90)
▶ Kanamori : Wouldn't a nest like this make it harder to eat the eggs?	(0:13:18.56)
▶ Kanamori : If the nest is open on the bottom, the birdies can fly in,	(0:13:20.70)
▶ Kanamori : but the snakes would fall down, right?	(0:13:24.49)
▶ Kimura : I see! So let's come up with a bird that makes hanging nests!	(0:13:26.90)
▶ Kanamori : It can't be a new species! I want to get revenge on that gourmet snake!	(0:13:30.82)
▶ Kimura : So you'll do an update.	(0:13:34.77)
▶ Kanamori : Yes.	(0:13:36.91)
▶ Shimoda : An update?	(0:13:37.91)
▶ Kimura : Oh, Shimoda-kun, you don't know yet.	(0:13:39.35)
▶ Kanamori : It means adding new features to existing creatures.	(0:13:41.81)
▶ Kanamori : How about this design?	(0:13:45.58)
▶ God : Update!	(0:13:48.62)
▶ Kanamori : I'm so happy!	(0:13:51.08)
▶ Kimura : Now they won't be easy prey for the snakes.	(0:13:52.76)
▶ Shimoda : Good morning—	(0:13:57.55)
▶ Shimoda : Wh-What happened to Kanamori-san?	(0:14:01.77)
▶ Meido : No clue. She's been like that since she looked down at Earth.	(0:14:04.39)
▶ Kimura : Apparently, the situation with the updated bird is escalating.	(0:14:08.12)
▶ Tsuchiya : The birds enhance their nests. The snakes redouble their attack intensity.	(0:14:12.66)
▶ Tsuchiya : Rinse, repeat.	(0:14:16.33)
▶ Mizushima : Want to look?	(0:14:17.99)
▶ Shimoda : It looks like a dungeon.	(0:14:22.17)
▶ Kanamori : It's not beautiful!	(0:14:25.11)
▶ Kanamori : And even though they're trying so hard, the snakes still keep coming.	(0:14:26.97)
▶ Kanamori : The birdies really do take after me! They're so brave.	(0:14:31.43)
▶ Mizushima : You mean insane?	(0:14:34.93)
▶ Kanamori : That's why I thought of a new bird.	(0:14:38.51)
▶ Kanamori : Is it possible for me to present something to the client?	(0:14:41.82)
▶ Shimoda : Uh, sure.	(0:14:44.52)
▶ Shimoda : The bird class is also always welcome.	(0:14:45.62)
▶ Shimoda : God has spoken!	(0:14:51.35)
▶ God : Accepted!	(0:14:53.17)
▶ Kanamori : Yay!	(0:14:55.09)
▶ Mizushima : How?!	(0:14:55.91)
▶ Mizushima : This design has gone off the rails in regard to both personal resentment and taste!	(0:14:57.19)
▶ Mizushima : Why did the client give this one a pass?	(0:15:00.85)
▶ Kanamori : Probably because my bird design is excellent.	(0:15:04.90)
▶ Mizushima : No, my adorable snake!	(0:15:10.67)
▶ Kenta : The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist!	(0:15:14.03)
▶ Meido : Its red eyes make it so cute! Is it poisonous?	(0:15:17.98)
▶ Kimura : Nope.	(0:15:20.99)
▶ Kimura : The purpose of these red eyes is to flash them at the enemies to startle them.	(0:15:21.96)
▶ Meido : And while the enemy is hesitating, they make their escape.	(0:15:26.01)
▶ Kimura : They are seriously amazing at running away.	(0:15:29.30)
▶ Kimura : I mean, they have the ability to escape even when they're in the egg!	(0:15:31.48)
▶ Kimura : Besides snakes, they can also sense floods or droughts,	(0:15:35.07)
▶ Kimura : and turn into tadpoles early when they feel imminent danger.	(0:15:38.33)
▶ Kimura : The red-eyed tree frog is a natural-born− No, a pre-birth master of danger mitigation!	(0:15:41.91)
▶ Meido : Kimura-san, do you like frogs?	(0:15:47.89)
▶ Kimura : I do! I mean, they're tasty!	(0:15:49.78)
▶ Kimura : I kinda want to eat something tasty.	(0:15:56.37)
▶ Shimoda : Should we have a coffee break?	(0:15:59.25)
▶ Kimura : I don't mean right now.	(0:16:00.64)
▶ Shimoda : Oh, then I'll make cream puffs for the next time.	(0:16:03.00)
▶ Unabara : Shimoda-kun, you can make pastries?	(0:16:05.91)
▶ Kimura : No, what I meant is that I want to eat a tasty creature.	(0:16:08.08)
▶ Kimura : All right! Let's make a tasty animal!	(0:16:13.66)
▶ Shimoda : H-He's talking like he's about to cook...	(0:16:16.84)
▶ Unabara : There goes Kimura-kun's bad habit.	(0:16:19.03)
▶ Kimura : Hey, Shimoda-kun and Unabara-san, what are you designing?	(0:16:22.12)
▶ Kimura : Can I do a taste test?	(0:16:26.20)
▶ Unabara : N-Nothing's really done yet!	(0:16:28.04)
▶ Kimura : Oh, don't be like that. Let me see! I can help!	(0:16:30.88)
▶ Shimoda : Does this always happen?	(0:16:35.31)
▶ Kimura : You know, you always treat me like I'm some weird freak,	(0:16:37.33)
▶ Kimura : but the Earth is built on the principle of the food chain.	(0:16:41.38)
▶ Kimura : Taste is very important!	(0:16:44.21)
▶ Kimura : Its face is so slim!	(0:16:47.54)
▶ Kimura : What kind of creature is this?	(0:16:49.91)
▶ Shimoda : Unabara-san is currently working on an order from God.	(0:16:52.42)
▶ Shimoda : It has to be an animal that eats tiny amounts.	(0:16:56.26)
▶ Unabara : But nothing's settled yet. It's a rough draft!	(0:16:58.58)
▶ Higuchi : Unabara-san, I finished that prototype you wanted.	(0:17:01.30)
▶ Higuchi : Want to go to Galapagos Island?	(0:17:04.92)
▶ Shimoda : Galapagos Island?	(0:17:06.20)
▶ Higuchi : It's an island for testing if prototypes will survive the conditions present on Earth.	(0:17:07.66)
▶ Higuchi : It's actually on Earth.	(0:17:11.53)
▶ Shimoda : I've never been to Earth!	(0:17:12.57)
▶ Shimoda : I would love to go!	(0:17:14.69)
▶ Kimura : All right, let's all go have a barbecue!	(0:17:15.71)
▶ Shimoda : It's... plain.	(0:17:30.28)
▶ Higuchi : This is its default state.	(0:17:32.89)
▶ Higuchi : We run tests by applying themes with various conditions to the island.	(0:17:34.97)
▶ Shimoda : Wow, even the temperature and humidity changed.	(0:17:48.15)
▶ Higuchi : And this is what Unabara-san asked me to make.	(0:17:52.11)
▶ Higuchi : It's an animal that eats ants one by one.	(0:17:55.36)
▶ Higuchi : As requested, I made the tongue long so it can eat ants from ant hills.	(0:17:57.85)
▶ Higuchi : If you have any other requests, now's the time to ask.d	(0:18:02.79)
▶ Shimoda : What is this pose?!	(0:18:11.72)
▶ Unabara : A threat! It's agonistic behavior!	(0:18:13.47)
▶ Kimura : I like it!	(0:18:15.98)
▶ Kimura : It eats ants, and it's not that fast.	(0:18:17.19)
▶ Kimura : I think this one's yummy!	(0:18:20.31)
▶ Shimoda : You can tell just from that?	(0:18:22.23)
▶ Kimura : In my experience, most animals that eat plants or insects are tasty.	(0:18:24.83)
▶ Kimura : The less muscle mass they have, the tastier they are.	(0:18:30.26)
▶ Kimura : Yes, I bet this one's delicious!	(0:18:33.06)
▶ Shimoda : I... I see.	(0:18:36.64)
▶ Kimura : That buff lion tasted super horrid.	(0:18:39.39)
▶ Higuchi : Most carnivores don't taste good.	(0:18:42.42)
▶ Kimura : They're more tender if they have less muscle.	(0:18:44.39)
▶ Higuchi : The slow animals tend to melt in your mouth.	(0:18:47.15)
▶ Higuchi : It's because they have more unsaturated fatty acids.	(0:18:50.41)
▶ Higuchi : Speaking of, you know how a chicken's breast and thigh meat taste different?	(0:18:53.05)
▶ Higuchi : That's because they're different types of muscle.	(0:18:56.82)
▶ Higuchi : The chest muscles have explosive power and tire quickly,	(0:19:00.48)
▶ Higuchi : while the thigh has endurance muscles that don't tire so easily.	(0:19:03.83)
▶ Higuchi : That means the breast meat ends up being drier.	(0:19:06.66)
▶ Kimura : In other words, a marathon runner tastes better than a 100-meter sprinter.	(0:19:09.12)
▶ Shimoda : That analogy scares me!	(0:19:14.29)
▶ Kimura : Oh, that's the animal I came up with, the ＂lively sausage＂ (a working title).	(0:19:19.92)
▶ Shimoda : It's literally a sausage, isn't it?	(0:19:25.51)
▶ Higuchi : I did make it according to your request,	(0:19:27.99)
▶ Higuchi : but it's got no eyes and no legs, and doesn't run away.	(0:19:31.05)
▶ Higuchi : If it's tasty, it's guaranteed to go extinct.	(0:19:33.67)
▶ Higuchi : Why not give it at least some mobility?	(0:19:36.44)
▶ Kimura : Sounds good!	(0:19:38.66)
▶ Unabara : Hang on!	(0:19:39.34)
▶ Unabara : The reason we from the design team do taste tests is to add	(0:19:40.48)
▶ Unabara : other abilities to make it easier for the tasty animals to survive!	(0:19:45.19)
▶ Unabara : And yet here you are, making animals that are just easy to eat.	(0:19:49.07)
▶ Kimura : Don't worry, Unabara-san.	(0:19:53.19)
▶ Kimura : This sausage (working title) contains an alkaloid that many animals dislike.	(0:19:55.99)
▶ Kimura : Yes, it's capsaicin!	(0:20:02.84)
▶ Unabara : That's...	(0:20:05.09)
▶ Shimoda : That's what makes chili peppers spicy.	(0:20:06.62)
▶ Shimoda : So it's just a spicy sausage!	(0:20:08.59)
▶ Higuchi : So good!	(0:20:10.72)
▶ Shimoda : When did you...	(0:20:12.18)
▶ Higuchi : These spicy sausages are the best!	(0:20:13.34)
▶ Unabara : Kimura-kun, capsaicin won't work on birds,	(0:20:15.94)
▶ Unabara : so you should probably add some other poison.	(0:20:19.31)
▶ Kimura : Oh, I guess.	(0:20:22.84)
▶ Higuchi : Well, let's think about it while we eat.	(0:20:24.49)
▶ Kimura : Agreed!	(0:20:26.98)
▶ Shimoda : The flavor is just being recreated from data.	(0:20:29.85)
▶ Shimoda : We should keep the food chain in mind, too.	(0:20:32.72)
▶ Unabara : Well, then Kimura-kun must undeniably be at the top of it.	(0:20:35.47)
▶ Kimura : It's really good!	(0:20:39.25)
▶ Unabara : This is no good! It needs to have more defense...	(0:20:41.18)
▶ Higuchi : Oh boy, you made major changes to the design.	(0:20:45.20)
▶ Higuchi : I'll have to remake it, then.	(0:20:49.03)
▶ Unabara : I'm sorry.	(0:20:51.23)
▶ Higuchi : But there's an animal that you could take notes from. Wanna see?	(0:20:52.58)
▶ Kimura : I do! I want to sample it!	(0:20:57.37)
▶ Higuchi : Hold on.	(0:20:59.26)
▶ Kimura : I wonder what it'll taste like.	(0:21:02.21)
▶ Shimoda : O-On Earth, I guess it's survival of the fittest...	(0:21:04.98)
▶ Higuchi : Hey, the glyptodont is here.	(0:21:08.06)
▶ Shimoda : Kimura-san!	(0:21:22.23)
▶ Shimoda : God has spoken!	(0:21:24.29)
▶ God : Accepted!	(0:21:26.97)
▶ Unabara : Wha? Right now?	(0:21:28.81)
▶ Kenta : The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist!	(0:21:32.00)
▶ Kanamori : It's so cute.	(0:21:36.06)
▶ Unabara : But it's got long claws, and it's not just cute.	(0:21:37.53)
▶ Unabara : The anteater will go into its threat pose, so take a look.	(0:21:40.69)
▶ Kanamori : So cute!	(0:21:45.19)
▶ Unabara : So cute!	(0:21:45.19)
▶ Kanamori : So it is just cute.	(0:21:47.30)
▶ Kanamori : The armadillo! It's a relative of the anteater, right?	(0:21:49.35)
▶ Unabara : The ones with the armor are the armadillos,	(0:21:52.40)
▶ Unabara : and the ones without are the anteaters.	(0:21:54.94)
▶ Kanamori : It's in such a nice ball shape.	(0:21:56.33)
▶ Unabara : It's really strong this way! It can even reflect bullets.	(0:21:58.42)
▶ Kanamori : Amazing! And cute!	(0:22:01.59)
▶ Kimura : Oh, man... I saw Heaven.	(0:22:12.03)

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