Lina Inverse : Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! |
(0:00:02.10) |
Lina Inverse : Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! |
(0:00:04.91) |
Lina Inverse : Where an enemy rises to face me,\nvictory will be mine! |
(0:00:07.94) |
EXTRA : All right, you apes! Good work! |
(0:01:56.28) |
EXTRA : Here's some of that loot we got! |
(0:01:59.59) |
EXTRA : It's days like this that make\nme glad I became a bandit! |
(0:02:08.20) |
EXTRA : What the hell?! |
(0:02:25.35) |
EXTRA : Boss! Over there! |
(0:02:27.78) |
EXTRA : You... You... You!!! |
(0:02:38.23) |
EXTRA : That rotten little, magic- using,\nbandit killer... |
(0:02:41.06) |
EXTRA : Lina Inverse! |
(0:02:45.40) |
Lina Inverse : That's me! |
(0:02:47.40) |
Lina Inverse : And thus Lina Inverse,\nthe sorcery genius... |
(0:02:58.41) |
Lina Inverse : lives as a warrior to defeat the\ntyranny of evil bandit gangs. |
(0:03:03.65) |
Lina Inverse : This one den of wickedness\nis destroyed. |
(0:03:06.75) |
Lina Inverse : But so long as evil exists\nin this world... |
(0:03:08.76) |
Lina Inverse : ... Lina's battle will never end. |
(0:03:11.43) |
Lina Inverse : Keep fighting, Lina! Never say die, Lina! |
(0:03:16.76) |
EXTRA : That's our treasure! |
(0:03:20.43) |
Lina Inverse : "ANGRY? Lina's Furious Dragon Slave" |
(0:03:23.77) |
Lina Inverse : I've been followed. |
(0:03:37.38) |
Lina Inverse : I just helped myself to a little of their treasure. |
(0:03:39.72) |
Lina Inverse : ... and now they're just\nnever gonna leave me alone! |
(0:03:42.72) |
Lina Inverse : Looks like I'm surrounded. |
(0:03:47.39) |
Lina Inverse : Why don't you just come out? |
(0:03:51.80) |
EXTRA : We've finally got you, girl! |
(0:03:54.40) |
EXTRA : You think you can make\nfools of us?! |
(0:03:57.74) |
EXTRA : Huh, you little witch?! |
(0:04:00.41) |
Lina Inverse : Boy, talk about lousy lines. |
(0:04:02.51) |
Lina Inverse : Now look, pal... |
(0:04:04.68) |
EXTRA : I've come to carve a little\npayback out of you! |
(0:04:06.41) |
EXTRA : At least, I was... But I really\ndon't want to fight you. |
(0:04:10.25) |
Lina Inverse : Oh, fine. Well in that case, bye. |
(0:04:15.12) |
EXTRA : Whoa! Hold on. |
(0:04:16.76) |
EXTRA : Only because you'd stomp\nmy ass in a regular fight. |
(0:04:18.89) |
Lina Inverse : Well, buddy... |
(0:04:23.43) |
Lina Inverse : You're not a total idiot then, are you? |
(0:04:25.30) |
EXTRA : You've got balls, kid. |
(0:04:27.84) |
EXTRA : Of course, being a girl\nyou really don't have balls! |
(0:04:30.20) |
Lina Inverse : Definitely no class. |
(0:04:34.88) |
Lina Inverse : But you really can't expect any\nclass from bandits, can you? |
(0:04:36.38) |
EXTRA : You were a real pro back there! |
(0:04:41.22) |
EXTRA : Just flying in with that fancy magic\nand blowin us all away! |
(0:04:44.05) |
EXTRA : And then offing the boss with\nthat human torch number. |
(0:04:47.05) |
EXTRA : And then nabbing all our loot\nbefore we even knew it. |
(0:04:49.59) |
EXTRA : Hell, even we wouldn't go that far! |
(0:04:53.56) |
Lina Inverse : No rights for the wicked. |
(0:04:57.03) |
EXTRA : What?! |
(0:04:59.07) |
EXTRA : Look, the reason I originally\nfollowed you out here for... |
(0:05:01.07) |
EXTRA : ...was so I could kill you\nand avenge the boss! |
(0:05:05.34) |
Lina Inverse : Buddy, what are you trying to say? |
(0:05:09.41) |
EXTRA : Come on, how about you join up\nwith us in the Dragon Fangs? |
(0:05:11.75) |
Lina Inverse : Dragon Fangs? |
(0:05:16.25) |
Lina Inverse : Are you kidding?! |
(0:05:18.09) |
Lina Inverse : I don't associate with criminals! |
(0:05:19.25) |
EXTRA : Just give us our loot\nand join us... |
(0:05:21.79) |
EXTRA : ...and everything before will be\nwater under the bridge. |
(0:05:25.33) |
EXTRA : Come on, it's not such a bad deal. |
(0:05:27.69) |
Lina Inverse : I'm bad, but not bad enough\nto join a bunch of bandits. |
(0:05:31.20) |
EXTRA : Well, I just love a girl\nwho knows what she wants. |
(0:05:33.87) |
Lina Inverse : Who does this guy think he is? |
(0:05:37.37) |
Lina Inverse : Real men are princes who come\nriding in on white horses. |
(0:05:39.84) |
Lina Inverse : Forget it! |
(0:05:43.38) |
EXTRA : You little bitch! I offer you a deal, and you... |
(0:05:44.95) |
EXTRA : Get ready to die! |
(0:05:47.92) |
Lina Inverse : Now that's stock dialogue! |
(0:05:50.15) |
EXTRA : Get out here, guys! |
(0:05:52.85) |
Lina Inverse : This is it? Not many of you, are there? |
(0:06:03.90) |
EXTRA : What? This isn't all of us! |
(0:06:07.20) |
EXTRA : Listen, I've got guys in\nthe woods who, on my word... |
(0:06:10.37) |
EXTRA : ...will rush out and chop\nyou into mincemeat! |
(0:06:12.77) |
EXTRA : Now apologize and maybe\nwe'll let you live! |
(0:06:15.91) |
EXTRA : You little... We'll teach you\nto mess with the Dragon Fangs! |
(0:06:20.91) |
Gourry Gabriev : Just a minute! |
(0:06:28.49) |
Gourry Gabriev : You'll do no such thing! You bandit scum... |
(0:06:35.03) |
Gourry Gabriev : Why don't you turn tail\nand run while you can? |
(0:06:38.07) |
Gourry Gabriev : Do that and maybe I'll let you all live. |
(0:06:41.40) |
EXTRA : Shaddup! Stay outta this! |
(0:06:43.87) |
EXTRA : Who the hell are you?! |
(0:06:46.04) |
Gourry Gabriev : I have no name to give\nto the likes of you! |
(0:06:48.21) |
EXTRA : What?! |
(0:06:51.38) |
Lina Inverse : Great, so now it's battle\nof the cliché men. |
(0:06:53.71) |
EXTRA : You son of a... Okay,\nwe'll start with you first! |
(0:06:57.72) |
EXTRA : Get him, guys! |
(0:07:00.05) |
Lina Inverse : I'll help- |
(0:07:12.97) |
Lina Inverse : Oh, wait. The heroine's supposed\nto be all scared and shrieky here. |
(0:07:14.64) |
Lina Inverse : Gotta play the part right! |
(0:07:19.91) |
Lina Inverse : Eek! Save me! Help me, please! |
(0:07:22.48) |
EXTRA : Mercy! |
(0:07:33.35) |
Lina Inverse : Not too shabby. |
(0:07:52.04) |
Gourry Gabriev : Are you all right? |
(0:07:55.54) |
Lina Inverse : Dazzled by my beauty, no doubt. |
(0:08:06.39) |
Lina Inverse : If there's one thing I have\nconfidence in, it's my looks. |
(0:08:09.39) |
Lina Inverse : My big round eyes,\nmy cute li'I face. |
(0:08:11.39) |
Lina Inverse : And this slim little extra\npetite body, too. |
(0:08:14.06) |
Lina Inverse : He sighs with admiration... |
(0:08:21.97) |
Gourry Gabriev : Great... It's a kid... |
(0:08:24.24) |
Gourry Gabriev : With everything going on, I thought she'd be a real babe. |
(0:08:27.87) |
Gourry Gabriev : Instead it's some wide-eyed,\nflat-chested little kid. |
(0:08:32.68) |
Lina Inverse : Well, I am kinda short for my age... |
(0:08:36.85) |
Lina Inverse : And a little underdeveloped, too. |
(0:08:41.36) |
Lina Inverse : Damn, they always find the\nstuff you're sensitive about! |
(0:08:44.02) |
Gourry Gabriev : And I thought she'd have\na good figure, too. |
(0:08:47.03) |
Lina Inverse : Times like this I wish my\nhearing wasn't quite so good. |
(0:08:50.70) |
Lina Inverse : Does he think I can't\nhear him grumbling? |
(0:08:56.04) |
Gourry Gabriev : Man, am I out of luck. |
(0:09:00.04) |
Lina Inverse : Damn it! I wasn't even in any danger,\nbut I should thank him. |
(0:09:02.04) |
Lina Inverse : I was brought up to be polite, after all. |
(0:09:07.38) |
Lina Inverse : Gee, thanks for saving me! |
(0:09:11.39) |
Gourry Gabriev : Oh, no need for any thanks. |
(0:09:15.39) |
Gourry Gabriev : In any case, you aren't hurt are you, little girl? |
(0:09:19.56) |
Lina Inverse : Little... girl? |
(0:09:23.40) |
Gourry Gabriev : It's dangerous for girls\nto go out walking alone. |
(0:09:24.73) |
Gourry Gabriev : Were you with your daddy or anyone? |
(0:09:27.40) |
Lina Inverse : Jeez! |
(0:09:30.24) |
Lina Inverse : No, I'm alone. |
(0:09:31.41) |
Gourry Gabriev : That's too dangerous. |
(0:09:33.47) |
Gourry Gabriev : Why don't you let me walk you home? |
(0:09:35.14) |
Gourry Gabriev : - Which way's your house? - Excuse me... |
(0:09:38.18) |
Lina Inverse : - Which way's your house? - Excuse me... |
(0:09:38.18) |
Lina Inverse : - This way? - Hold it! |
(0:09:40.38) |
Gourry Gabriev : - This way? - Hold it! |
(0:09:40.38) |
Lina Inverse : Um, I'm traveling alone. |
(0:09:42.78) |
Lina Inverse : I was headed for Atlas City. Wanna take me there? |
(0:09:45.75) |
Lina Inverse : He can't be buying this. |
(0:09:50.86) |
Gourry Gabriev : I see, I see! |
(0:09:51.96) |
Gourry Gabriev : Oh, you poor thing. |
(0:09:55.43) |
Gourry Gabriev : I understand. I understand perfectly! |
(0:09:59.77) |
Gourry Gabriev : So many hardships for you to endure... |
(0:10:01.94) |
Lina Inverse : Uh, I'm uh... |
(0:10:03.77) |
Gourry Gabriev : No. No need to say anything. I understand. |
(0:10:05.44) |
Lina Inverse : Now look! |
(0:10:08.44) |
Lina Inverse : I just like to travel around\nand see things, okay? |
(0:10:09.78) |
Gourry Gabriev : Okay, I'll see you to Atlas City. |
(0:10:14.11) |
Lina Inverse : Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
(0:10:17.45) |
Gourry Gabriev : Yes, I understand completely. You need a friend. |
(0:10:19.12) |
Lina Inverse : Get a mitt and catch a clue! |
(0:10:22.29) |
Lina Inverse : Atlas City's ten days away! |
(0:10:24.29) |
Lina Inverse : And if I spend that much time\nwith "big brother" here... |
(0:10:26.39) |
Lina Inverse : ... I'll get a stomach ache\nfrom all the stress! |
(0:10:29.73) |
Gourry Gabriev : Well, now that we've got\nthat straight, let's be off! |
(0:10:34.07) |
Lina Inverse : It's not straight,\nit's positively bent. |
(0:10:37.04) |
Gourry Gabriev : Allow me to introduce myself. |
(0:10:40.07) |
Gourry Gabriev : My name is Gourry... |
(0:10:42.24) |
Gourry Gabriev : ...and as you can see I'm a traveling warrior. |
(0:10:43.74) |
Gourry Gabriev : A mercenary. |
(0:10:45.75) |
Lina Inverse : Now look... |
(0:10:46.75) |
Lina Inverse : Oh well, he looks like a decent sort of guy. |
(0:10:47.75) |
Lina Inverse : He seems to be genuinely\nconcerned about me. |
(0:10:52.42) |
Gourry Gabriev : Why don't I get you something off\nthe kiddy menu in the next village? |
(0:10:58.76) |
Lina Inverse : Guess I'll deaI with it. |
(0:11:02.76) |
Gourry Gabriev : Oh. I forgot to ask. |
(0:11:08.44) |
Gourry Gabriev : What's your name, little girl? |
(0:11:10.44) |
Lina Inverse : It's Lina. |
(0:11:13.77) |
Lina Inverse : My name's Lina Inverse! |
(0:11:16.28) |
Lina Inverse : So, what should I get? |
(0:11:32.89) |
Gourry Gabriev : It's my treat. Get whatever you like. |
(0:11:35.06) |
Lina Inverse : Really? Okay... |
(0:11:38.23) |
Lina Inverse : I'll have everything from here to here. |
(0:11:40.23) |
EXTRA : Everything?! |
(0:11:43.07) |
Gourry Gabriev : And I'll have this,\nthis, this, and this. |
(0:11:44.07) |
Gourry Gabriev : Triple portions. |
(0:11:46.74) |
EXTRA : Triple portions?! |
(0:11:48.07) |
Lina Inverse : Let go! Gimme! |
(0:11:58.25) |
Lina Inverse : Ah, I'm full... |
(0:12:37.39) |
Gourry Gabriev : There's still some soup left. Help yourself. |
(0:12:39.73) |
Lina Inverse : Oh, no way I could. |
(0:12:43.06) |
Lina Inverse : My stomach's ready to burst. See? |
(0:12:44.40) |
Gourry Gabriev : Yeah. It's halfway out to your breasts. |
(0:12:47.57) |
Gourry Gabriev : - What was that? - Never mind. |
(0:12:50.17) |
Lina Inverse : - What was that? - Never mind. |
(0:12:50.17) |
EXTRA : Pardon me, good travelers. |
(0:12:52.41) |
EXTRA : I am Saman, elder of the village. |
(0:12:57.84) |
EXTRA : Would you by any chance be Lina Inverse,\nthe famous sorcery genius? |
(0:13:03.08) |
Lina Inverse : Uh, well, yeah... |
(0:13:09.76) |
Gourry Gabriev : What?! You're a sorceress?! |
(0:13:11.26) |
Lina Inverse : Can't you tell what people are? |
(0:13:14.69) |
Lina Inverse : Didn't the outfit give you a clue?! |
(0:13:18.10) |
Gourry Gabriev : I thought you were a fishmonger\nor a waitress or something. |
(0:13:22.10) |
Lina Inverse : What kind of waitress wears this?! Are you blind or just stupid?! |
(0:13:26.04) |
EXTRA : Excuse me. |
(0:13:30.24) |
EXTRA : May I continue? |
(0:13:31.71) |
EXTRA : We have the need for a\nfamous bandit killer... |
(0:13:34.88) |
EXTRA : ...Dragon Spooker Lina Inverse. |
(0:13:38.89) |
Gourry Gabriev : You're famous, aren't you? |
(0:13:43.39) |
Lina Inverse : Hold on, bandit killer I can understand... |
(0:13:45.06) |
Lina Inverse : ...but why Dragon Spooker? |
(0:13:47.89) |
EXTRA : It's short for "Dragons Step Past Out Of Clear Revulsion." |
(0:13:50.40) |
Lina Inverse : - Say what?! - I know how you feel, but don't! |
(0:13:52.57) |
Gourry Gabriev : - Say what?! - I know how you feel, but don't! |
(0:13:52.57) |
EXTRA : I didn't make it up! |
(0:13:56.10) |
EXTRA : I heard it from other people, I swear! |
(0:13:58.41) |
Lina Inverse : Okay, what do you want from me? |
(0:14:00.74) |
EXTRA : Well, this village has been\nhit by a bandit gang lately. |
(0:14:02.08) |
Lina Inverse : You mean the Dragon Fangs? |
(0:14:07.91) |
EXTRA : Oh, you know about them? |
(0:14:11.75) |
Lina Inverse : In that case, I've already\ntaken care of them. |
(0:14:13.92) |
EXTRA : You've what?! |
(0:14:16.42) |
Lina Inverse : I got most of them yesterday\nand this guy took care of the rest. |
(0:14:17.42) |
Gourry Gabriev : Oh, you mean those guys from before? |
(0:14:24.86) |
EXTRA : You managed to kill the black dragon! |
(0:14:28.70) |
EXTRA : Those bandits were keeping\nthat black dragon as a pet... |
(0:14:33.54) |
EXTRA : ...and our village's soldiers\ncouldn't fight it. |
(0:14:37.41) |
EXTRA : We had to do whatever they wanted. |
(0:14:39.55) |
EXTRA : You mean you... |
(0:14:42.05) |
EXTRA : You are truly great, Lina Inverse! |
(0:14:43.22) |
EXTRA : I'll tell everyone the good news! |
(0:14:47.05) |
Gourry Gabriev : Did you kill the dragon? |
(0:14:51.96) |
Lina Inverse : Didn't know they had one. |
(0:14:55.30) |
Gourry Gabriev : You mean that dragon's... Just running wild?! |
(0:14:57.06) |
Lina Inverse : I guess. |
(0:15:00.73) |
Gourry Gabriev : What are we going to do?! |
(0:15:02.07) |
Lina Inverse : I dunno. It's not our problem. |
(0:15:03.74) |
Lina Inverse : You wanna go hunting a dragon\nthat's God knows where?! |
(0:15:06.07) |
EXTRA : The black dragon! |
(0:15:10.41) |
EXTRA : You! |
(0:15:22.19) |
EXTRA : You didn't kill the dragon?! |
(0:15:23.76) |
EXTRA : What's the meaning of this?! |
(0:15:26.19) |
Lina Inverse : I never said I killed it. |
(0:15:28.23) |
Lina Inverse : I said I took care of the Dragon Fangs. |
(0:15:32.30) |
EXTRA : I don't believe this! |
(0:15:35.47) |
EXTRA : How could you not kill it?! |
(0:15:38.37) |
Lina Inverse : I didn't know it was there. |
(0:15:40.04) |
EXTRA : Oh lord... |
(0:15:41.71) |
Lina Inverse : How much are you willing to pay? |
(0:15:53.05) |
Lina Inverse : How much for me killing\nthe dragon for you? |
(0:15:55.89) |
EXTRA : Twenty gold pieces. |
(0:15:59.73) |
Lina Inverse : - Thirty. - That's expensive! |
(0:16:02.23) |
EXTRA : - Thirty. - That's expensive! |
(0:16:02.23) |
Lina Inverse : You want me to kill it before\nit wrecks your village? |
(0:16:04.40) |
Lina Inverse : - Twenty-five. - Okay. |
(0:16:07.40) |
EXTRA : - Twenty-five. - Okay. |
(0:16:07.40) |
Gourry Gabriev : Hold it! |
(0:16:09.74) |
Lina Inverse : Necessity drives a hard bargain. |
(0:16:11.14) |
Gourry Gabriev : The gal's slick! |
(0:16:13.74) |
Lina Inverse : It's huge! |
(0:16:30.19) |
Lina Inverse : Where'd a bunch of bandits\nget that thing?! |
(0:16:34.36) |
EXTRA : The Dragon Fangs' boss bought\nit when he was a boy... |
(0:16:37.86) |
EXTRA : ...from a booth at the festival. For three bronze pieces. |
(0:16:40.70) |
Lina Inverse : Must've been some festival! |
(0:16:45.04) |
EXTRA : He was small enough to hold at first,\nbut he apparently grew. |
(0:16:47.04) |
EXTRA : He must have loved it like a son\nto raise it to that size. |
(0:16:51.71) |
Gourry Gabriev : A dragon who can appreciate\nhuman affection... |
(0:16:56.38) |
Lina Inverse : This is no time to start admiring it! |
(0:16:59.45) |
Lina Inverse : It's dangerous out here. You'd better go hide... |
(0:17:09.06) |
Lina Inverse : Too late. |
(0:17:12.07) |
Lina Inverse : Let's do it, Gourry! |
(0:17:15.80) |
Lina Inverse : Fire... |
(0:17:21.07) |
Lina Inverse : ...ball! |
(0:17:24.68) |
Lina Inverse : That didn't work at all? Well then... |
(0:17:43.86) |
Lina Inverse : Hey! Get off of me! You're heavy! |
(0:18:02.72) |
Lina Inverse : Here it comes! Get off of me! |
(0:18:07.72) |
Gourry Gabriev : You really are a Dragon Spooker. |
(0:18:22.90) |
Lina Inverse : Why you... |
(0:18:25.00) |
Lina Inverse : How dare you embarrass me like that! |
(0:18:26.67) |
Lina Inverse : I'll take you out with one shot! |
(0:18:28.68) |
Lina Inverse : Levitation! |
(0:18:32.01) |
Lina Inverse : Distract him while I chant the spell! |
(0:18:42.69) |
Lina Inverse : Go get him, Gourry! |
(0:18:46.36) |
Lina Inverse : "Darkness beyond twilight,\ncrimson beyond blood that flows." |
(0:19:00.04) |
Lina Inverse : "Buried in the flow of time..." |
(0:19:04.04) |
Gourry Gabriev : Lina, I'll get you for this! |
(0:19:05.71) |
Lina Inverse : "In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness." |
(0:19:08.05) |
Lina Inverse : "All the fools who stand in\nour way shall be destroyed..." |
(0:19:12.05) |
Lina Inverse : "...by the power you and I possess." |
(0:19:16.06) |
Lina Inverse : Dragon Slave! |
(0:19:22.06) |
Lina Inverse : How did you like that?! |
(0:19:47.25) |
Lina Inverse : The most powerful spell in all black magic! |
(0:19:48.76) |
Lina Inverse : The power of my sure-kill Dragon Slave! |
(0:19:50.59) |
Gourry Gabriev : Don't do that without warning me first! |
(0:19:53.59) |
Lina Inverse : Makes everything turn out all right. |
(0:19:57.26) |
Gourry Gabriev : You... |
(0:19:59.27) |
EXTRA : Like hell it's all right! |
(0:20:00.77) |
Lina Inverse : Mr. Saman. Don't forget\nthe money you promised me. |
(0:20:06.44) |
EXTRA : Like hell I'll pay! What about our village?! |
(0:20:09.78) |
Lina Inverse : Yeah, the Dragon Slave's\npretty powerful, isn't it? |
(0:20:20.79) |
EXTRA : It's too powerful! |
(0:20:23.79) |
Lina Inverse : Yeah, I guess so. Well, I... think I'll... |
(0:20:25.89) |
Lina Inverse : Let you handle this! |
(0:20:29.50) |
Gourry Gabriev : Hey! |
(0:20:30.90) |
EXTRA : You won't get away! |
(0:20:36.40) |
Gourry Gabriev : This is all your fault, Dragon Spooker! |
(0:20:39.41) |
Lina Inverse : Hi there! This is Lina Inverse! |
(0:22:10.93) |
Lina Inverse : It seems the place I stole from\nhas some kind of secret. |
(0:22:13.60) |
Lina Inverse : I don't know what to do?! |
(0:22:17.44) |
Lina Inverse : Next Time: "BAD! Mummy Men Aren't My Type!" |
(0:22:19.10) |
Lina Inverse : I'll do my best! |
(0:22:22.61) |