▶ Mio Naganohara : What's wrong, Yukko?
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▶ Yuuko Aioi : I can't summon the motivation to do anything.
(0:00:06.27 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : What are you talking about?
(0:00:08.73 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : We're high school students, you know.
(0:00:10.20 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : It's the start of a new term.
(0:00:12.44 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Motivation is something that comes out naturally once you start doing it.
(0:00:14.14 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : The motivation to do something before actually doing it won't come out.
(0:00:17.92 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : How do I get motivated to do something before I actually start doing it?
(0:00:21.52 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : The motivation to do something before actually doing it?
(0:00:25.49 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Hm...
(0:00:27.50 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Anyway, just do it!
(0:00:29.07 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : All right!
(0:00:30.71 )
▶ EXTRA : I just want to stay as a simple-minded idiot.
(0:00:36.28 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Professor! It's about time you woke up.
(0:00:46.86 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : And... there!
(0:00:54.84 )
▶ Professor : Good morning...
(0:01:03.96 )
▶ Professor : What are you doing?
(0:01:05.54 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Today's breakfast will be fried fish.
(0:01:07.28 )
▶ Professor : Eh?!
(0:01:09.68 )
▶ Professor : I want omelette-rice!
(0:01:10.59 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Didn't you have that yesterday?
(0:01:12.51 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Fish contain lots of nutrients, you know!
(0:01:14.84 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Stop being picky and eat everything,
(0:01:18.49 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : otherwise you won't grow bigger Ah!
(0:01:20.46 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Um, that's our important breakfast, so...
(0:01:26.87 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Ah, no, it's not like that!
(0:01:33.92 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : This isn't anything robotic at all!
(0:01:35.33 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Um, this is...
(0:01:38.75 )
▶ Professor : Ah, it ran away.
(0:01:41.03 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Wait up!
(0:01:45.24 )
▶ Professor : Have a safe trip.
(0:01:48.90 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Perhaps that cat is also having a hard time?
(0:01:53.49 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Ah, I'm gonna crash!
(0:02:01.93 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan, selamat pagi!
(0:04:07.27 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Ah Yukko, good morning!
(0:04:10.16 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : What should I do, I forgot to bring my student ID...
(0:04:12.48 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Huh?
(0:04:16.35 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : She ignored my selamat pagi?
(0:04:17.09 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : I won't be called upon by the seniors, right?
(0:04:19.22 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : If that happens,
(0:04:22.11 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : saying "I'm a third year student!" should be enough, don't you think?
(0:04:23.64 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : That won't solve anything.
(0:04:27.06 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : What?
(0:04:30.44 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Thunder?
(0:04:31.15 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Even though the weather's clear?
(0:04:32.03 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : It might suddenly start pouring down, you know!
(0:04:33.22 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : A shower or a hailstorm...
(0:04:35.37 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : A kokeshi came down. {iken: A kokeshi "rained" down, or "It rained kokeshi"}
(0:04:39.84 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : A-Are you all right, Yukko?
(0:04:41.78 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Who would've thought that a kokeshi would come down?
(0:04:44.36 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : What a surprise!
(0:04:47.20 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : I wonder where it fell from...
(0:04:48.52 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : I don't know...
(0:04:50.19 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : But it's extremely unlikely that you'd get hit by a kokeshi in your lifetime!
(0:04:52.23 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Those people are rare, you know.
(0:04:56.91 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : I don't think they exist.
(0:04:59.21 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : It might actually mean that luck is with me!
(0:05:00.76 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Luck is not with me...
(0:05:05.53 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Yukko, are you okay?
(0:05:07.71 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : An Akabeko of all things...
(0:05:11.33 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Akabeko...
(0:05:13.74 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : I'm wrong, it's not that luck is not with me.
(0:05:15.32 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : We should just think of it this way, Mio-chan...
(0:05:17.67 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : I should be happy that I wasn't hit by raw food.
(0:05:20.00 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Thinking like that, the small mercy amongst the misfortune-
(0:05:23.10 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : It's a salmon!
(0:05:35.98 )
▶ EXTRA : Morning!
(0:05:50.56 )
▶ Tsuyoshi Nakanojou : Good morning.
(0:05:51.56 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Ah, Mai-chan, good morning.
(0:05:57.06 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Selamat pagi!
(0:05:58.69 )
▶ Mai Minakami : Morning.
(0:06:00.59 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : What are you reading, Mai-chan?
(0:06:01.85 )
▶ Mai Minakami : A real estate information magazine.
(0:06:04.05 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Eh?
(0:06:05.72 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : You're moving, Mai-chan?
(0:06:06.44 )
▶ Mai Minakami : Undecided.
(0:06:08.08 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Do you even say selamat pagi?
(0:06:11.19 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : It can't be helped, I guess I'll let the phrase rest for today.
(0:06:13.97 )
▶ Mai Minakami : Yukko.
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▶ Mai Minakami : Selamat malam.
(0:06:21.37 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Mai-chan, you should say selamat pagi there!
(0:06:29.12 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : What language is that?
(0:06:32.16 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : H-Homeroom will begin.
(0:06:34.95 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : Um, when I came to school this morning, this was in the shoe rack...
(0:06:41.92 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : Did anyone put this in there?
(0:06:47.19 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : U-Um... If there is anyone who knows about it, please tell me, okay?
(0:06:53.50 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan, I wonder who did that?
(0:06:58.81 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Maybe it's a prank?
(0:07:02.66 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : It might be something unexpected like a student who likes the teacher...
(0:07:04.28 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : I don't think they would leave a Maitreya statue though.
(0:07:07.65 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : But, well, it's not like I don't understand people who have unachievable aspirations.
(0:07:10.18 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Yeah, it's that, right?
(0:07:16.34 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Like the way you feel about Sasahara-senpai.
(0:07:17.95 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Y-You idiot!
(0:07:20.58 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Where am I?
(0:07:26.22 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : I have to get home!
(0:07:39.13 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : I'm sure the professor is worried,
(0:07:44.40 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : and leaving her with the charcoal stove is dangerous. {iken: why can't Shichirin be translated? "charcoal stove"}
(0:07:46.88 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Eh?
(0:08:02.77 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : I can't get off!
(0:08:03.63 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Eh?
(0:08:05.97 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : My chopsticks are gone!
(0:08:06.62 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : One of my shoes is gone as well!
(0:08:07.98 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : What should I do?!
(0:08:11.25 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : My hand's gone!
(0:08:15.00 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Now it'll be exposed that I am a robot!
(0:08:17.87 )
▶ Mai Minakami : Here it goes.
(0:08:28.25 )
▶ Mai Minakami : Thank you for the food.
(0:08:47.91 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : If you don't finish up quick, the bell for fifth period will ring.
(0:08:51.83 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Huh?
(0:08:55.81 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : You didn't like sausages?
(0:08:56.61 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Saving the most delicious food for last in a lunch box is fundamental.
(0:09:00.67 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Then, I can finish by saying: "It's delicious".
(0:09:05.66 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Well then, here goes... I'm going to eat it!
(0:09:10.40 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : It came out!
(0:09:51.48 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Not yet!
(0:09:52.43 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : It's over!
(0:10:06.43 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Not just yet!
(0:10:07.46 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : One...
(0:10:10.40 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : ...two...
(0:10:12.06 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : ...three.
(0:10:14.38 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Safe!
(0:10:25.16 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : You're out!
(0:10:27.60 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : No way, Mio-chan!
(0:10:30.28 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : It's the three-second rule, the three-second rule.
(0:10:31.83 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : No, you were already out way before that!
(0:10:33.93 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : It's delicious!
(0:10:43.59 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Yukko really is an idiot.
(0:10:47.25 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : First comes rock, next comes paper, rockscispaper doesn't count,
(0:10:57.00 )
▶ Professor : First comes rock, next comes paper, rockscispaper doesn't count,
(0:10:57.00 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : rock paper scissors!
(0:11:02.27 )
▶ Professor : rock paper scissors!
(0:11:02.27 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Yes!
(0:11:16.11 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : Good morning, everyone.
(0:11:24.09 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : Spring has come and a new year has started,
(0:11:26.45 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : but the cold days are still continuing.
(0:11:30.62 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : In my case, I have it twice as cold as everyone else.
(0:11:34.52 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : Anyway, make sure you don't catch a cold...
(0:11:42.04 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : This is a promise with your principal, okay?
(0:11:45.84 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : If you don't listen, then I'll be...
(0:11:49.17 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : ...transferred to a different school, on principle!
(0:11:54.55 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan, Mio-chan.
(0:12:03.85 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : What?
(0:12:05.45 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : He'll get mad if you talk.
(0:12:06.08 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Say, doesn't the principal notice that his jokes are way too old?
(0:12:08.08 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : He must know best of all that his jokes aren't received very well.
(0:12:13.69 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : I wonder about that...
(0:12:20.07 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Could it be that he knows his jokes aren't received well,
(0:12:21.74 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : and is putting on a show of even more effort to the young people nowadays?!
(0:12:24.63 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : If that's true, then this principal...
(0:12:30.18 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : ...is pretty skilful!
(0:12:33.11 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Mai-chan?!
(0:12:39.81 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Mai-chan is...?!
(0:12:43.28 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Could it be because of that old geezer gag?
(0:12:44.47 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Above that, this is the first time I've ever seen her laughing so hard!
(0:12:47.96 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : All right!
(0:12:52.29 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : This should do it!
(0:12:53.03 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Mai-chan!
(0:12:55.00 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Why is it?
(0:13:00.69 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : If I said it here now, I feel like I'll lose everything.
(0:13:01.92 )
▶ Mai Minakami : Yukko.
(0:13:06.51 )
▶ Mai Minakami : Sorry.
(0:13:09.78 )
▶ Mai Minakami : Never mind, actually.
(0:13:10.78 )
▶ Mai Minakami : I guess, until she notices...
(0:13:18.08 )
▶ Mai Minakami : ...I won't grab it.
(0:13:22.96 )
▶ Kyoutou Oura : Well then, next is a talk about student guidance from Sakurai-sensei.
(0:13:33.47 )
▶ Kyoutou Oura : Sakurai-sensei, please.
(0:13:38.56 )
▶ Manabu Takasaki : Um, Sakurai-sensei?
(0:13:42.11 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : Yes!
(0:13:44.31 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : I'm sorry, I'm Sakurai from student counselling...
(0:13:46.08 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : I'm sorry... Eh, ah...
(0:13:50.45 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : I get really nervous when there's so many people.
(0:13:55.21 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : No good, this is no good!
(0:13:59.39 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : I can't always stand and look like a helpless teacher...
(0:14:01.25 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : I have to say what I need to say properly!
(0:14:04.61 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : I know!
(0:14:07.40 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : Do you often see a goat on the school grounds lately?
(0:14:09.52 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : Let's not take goats with us to the school grounds!
(0:14:13.61 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : What's wrong...
(0:14:17.99 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : What's wrong with goats?!
(0:14:19.42 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : Going to school on a goat isn't prohibited by the school rules,
(0:14:23.29 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : am I right?!
(0:14:26.83 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : Eh, ah... that is...
(0:14:29.92 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan, isn't that Sasahara-senpai?
(0:14:33.03 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Eh, really?
(0:14:36.45 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : No... I'll permit goats!
(0:14:40.58 )
▶ Misato Tachibana : It's rejected, rejected!
(0:14:49.65 )
▶ Misato Tachibana : Absolutely rejected!
(0:14:51.35 )
▶ Misato Tachibana : There's no way it's okay to bring a goat to school!
(0:14:52.91 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : You can say that, but Tachibana Misato...
(0:14:55.38 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : Why must I rush about on my own two legs?
(0:14:59.20 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : First of all, the heir of the Sasahara family...
(0:15:02.94 )
▶ Misato Tachibana : What's that about the heir of the Sasahara family?
(0:15:05.91 )
▶ Misato Tachibana : You guys are just normal farmers!
(0:15:08.01 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : So?
(0:15:10.44 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : What's wrong with the heir saying he's the heir?
(0:15:11.78 )
▶ Fe Chan : Heh, so Sasahara-kun's family are farmers.
(0:15:14.65 )
▶ Weboshii : I feel like I've been deceived.
(0:15:18.85 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : So that goat at the bike rack was Sasahara-senpai's.
(0:15:21.44 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Riding a white goat, Sasahara-senpai will come and pick me up!
(0:15:26.00 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : A happy new year!
(0:15:41.05 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : M-Me too!
(0:15:44.52 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan!
(0:15:48.05 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : Using a cellphone while riding a bicycle is very dangerous,
(0:15:55.93 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : let's stop doing that!
(0:16:00.05 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : And also, one last thing...
(0:16:01.68 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : This morning, a Maitreya statue was in my shoe locker!
(0:16:03.45 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : I don't think these kind of pranks are good.
(0:16:08.26 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Excuse us, passing through...
(0:16:11.36 )
▶ Mai Minakami : A Maitreya statue.
(0:16:13.62 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Mai-chan!
(0:16:15.61 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Don't stop suddenly!
(0:16:16.12 )
▶ Mai Minakami : Ah, this thing again?
(0:16:22.00 )
▶ Mai Minakami : It might be déjà vu.
(0:16:24.25 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : Who did it?!
(0:16:26.70 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : I won't get mad, so raise your hand!
(0:16:29.06 )
▶ Izumi Sakurai : You'll all stay here until he comes forth!
(0:16:31.54 )
▶ EXTRA : Who was it?
(0:16:37.13 )
▶ EXTRA : You go forth.
(0:16:38.07 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : I'm sorry, I heard it was Sakurai-sensei's birthday, so...
(0:16:45.87 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : I see, a Maitreya statue is no good, eh?
(0:16:51.83 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : With good intentions on your birthday, a present.
(0:16:58.99 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : I'll imagine that you don't need a Maitreya statue.
(0:17:03.20 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : The principal.
(0:17:06.67 )
▶ EXTRA : With this, the morning assembly is finished.
(0:17:15.47 )
▶ EXTRA : Thank you very much for your work up until today, Principal.
(0:17:18.06 )
▶ Principal Shinonome : Deputy principal?!
(0:17:21.62 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : This fire hydrant button has a really strong magical pull that makes you want to press it, doesn't it?
(0:17:27.32 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : Indeed.
(0:17:31.55 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : What if you try pressing it?
(0:17:35.13 )
▶ Yuuko Aioi : The alarm didn't go off last time I pressed it.
(0:17:36.41 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Eh?
(0:17:39.11 )
▶ Mio Naganohara : Really?
(0:17:39.64 )
▶ EXTRA : Fire?
(0:17:41.77 )
▶ EXTRA : No way!
(0:17:42.95 )
▶ EXTRA : What should we do?
(0:17:43.80 )
▶ EXTRA : Are we going to run?
(0:17:44.73 )
▶ EXTRA : Everyone!
(0:17:45.83 )
▶ EXTRA : For now, let's go to the court!
(0:17:46.45 )
▶ EXTRA : What the hell are you pushing me aside for?!
(0:17:49.87 )
▶ EXTRA : You're the one pushing me!
(0:17:52.06 )
▶ EXTRA : What're you saying?
(0:17:53.26 )
▶ EXTRA : Besides, I've always hated you!
(0:17:54.33 )
▶ EXTRA : Stop it!
(0:17:56.44 )
▶ EXTRA : We might end up dying here!
(0:17:57.42 )
▶ EXTRA : Let's get out of here first!
(0:17:58.97 )
▶ EXTRA : Leave the arguing for later!
(0:18:00.28 )
▶ EXTRA : Um...
(0:18:11.34 )
▶ EXTRA : I'm sorry, but what is "KY"?{add TL Note: "KY" is short for "Kuukiyomenai" in Japanese which mean "not considering the situation." iken: more literally unable to read the atmosphere.}
(0:18:14.60 )
▶ EXTRA : Um...
(0:18:17.37 )
▶ EXTRA : What could "KY" be?
(0:18:19.10 )
▶ EXTRA : I'm sorry, please tell me about "KY"!
(0:18:21.12 )
▶ EXTRA : Help me, someone!
(0:18:24.97 )
▶ EXTRA : Hey!
(0:18:26.94 )
▶ EXTRA : Oh, Captain... What could "KY" be?
(0:18:27.66 )
▶ EXTRA : It's referring to you.
(0:18:31.81 )
▶ Tomioka : Second grade Class B, Sasahara Koujirou.
(0:18:36.17 )
▶ Tomioka : Please come to the staff room immediately to Tomioka.
(0:18:39.17 )
▶ Tomioka : It's true, it's not violating the school rules... But a goat?
(0:18:45.42 )
▶ Tomioka : Can't you do something about it?
(0:18:52.19 )
▶ Tomioka : If you don't like to walk,
(0:18:53.96 )
▶ Tomioka : you could come by bicycle... Just as long as it's not a goat.
(0:18:55.05 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : Sir.
(0:18:58.42 )
▶ Tomioka : It's Tomioka.
(0:18:59.28 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : Tomioka.
(0:19:00.51 )
▶ Tomioka : Add sensei to it.
(0:19:01.49 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : Sensei.
(0:19:03.38 )
▶ Koujirou Sasahara : Can you call him Sasahara Kojirou, and not goat?
(0:19:04.65 )
▶ Tomioka : He is a goat for now.
(0:19:14.18 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : My name is Shinonome Nano.
(0:19:20.47 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : I'm a robot created by Professor, whom I live with.
(0:19:23.74 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Professor seems to be doing some kind of research,
(0:19:29.93 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : and is at home all day.
(0:19:32.86 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : I spend my days while also helping out the professor.
(0:19:35.48 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Professor!
(0:19:41.83 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : I warmed up the milk
(0:19:42.82 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : I don't have any special features, but it seems like I can still feel pain.
(0:19:47.21 )
▶ Professor : Nano, what's wrong?
(0:19:52.12 )
▶ Nano Shinonome : Professor!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : My little toe...!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : My little toe was...!
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▶ Professor : Y-Your l-little toe was...!
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▶ Professor : With this, you should be fine for now.
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Eh?!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : I don't have any special features,
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▶ Nano Shinonome : but it seems like you can take off my little toe.
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Professor, what's this key for?
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▶ Professor : I didn't turn it?
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Ah yes, it turns sometimes.
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▶ Professor : You turn it like this.
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Ah, what's going on?!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : I'm sorry, I'm full of special features.
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▶ Professor : See, it's something interesting, isn't it?
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Could it be that you made the key just for this?
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▶ Professor : Yup.
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Could it be that you made the key just for this?!
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▶ Professor : Yup!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Take it off, please!
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▶ Professor : No way!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Eh?!
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▶ Professor : Because it's cute.
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Remove it from my back, please!
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▶ Professor : Eh... But it's cute...
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▶ Nano Shinonome : I want to be more normal.
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▶ Nano Shinonome : I want to sit on a chair like a normal person,
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▶ Nano Shinonome : and turn over when I sleep.
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▶ Nano Shinonome : With this, I can't even go to school.
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▶ Nano Shinonome : I would've been okay with not being a human-type robot at all.
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▶ Professor : Nano...
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▶ Nano Shinonome : I-It's just a lie!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : A lie!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Don't take it seriously, Professor!
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▶ Professor : Then take it... {iken: corrected. Over here it sounds like hakase will remove the key. But two lines down it's a different meaning with the some starting words.}
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Eh?
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▶ Professor : Go and win the Akutagawa Award for Literature!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Why?!
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▶ Professor : Win the Akutagawa Award!
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▶ Nano Shinonome : Every day is like that.
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▶ EXTRA : Where am I?
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▶ EXTRA : Hello!
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▶ EXTRA : This is Nano-chan's big toe!
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▶ EXTRA : My capacity is one gigabyte.
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▶ EXTRA : I would've preferred to be a bit bigger...
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▶ EXTRA : The next episode of Nichijou is episode two.
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▶ EXTRA : Please look forward to it!
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