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Mio Naganohara : What's wrong, Yukko? (0:00:04.62)
Yuuko Aioi : I can't summon the motivation to do anything. (0:00:06.27)
Mio Naganohara : What are you talking about? (0:00:08.73)
Mio Naganohara : We're high school students, you know. (0:00:10.20)
Mio Naganohara : It's the start of a new term. (0:00:12.44)
Mio Naganohara : Motivation is something that comes out naturally once you start doing it. (0:00:14.14)
Yuuko Aioi : The motivation to do something before actually doing it won't come out. (0:00:17.92)
Yuuko Aioi : How do I get motivated to do
something before I actually start doing it?
(0:00:21.52)
Mio Naganohara : The motivation to do something before actually doing it? (0:00:25.49)
Mio Naganohara : Hm... (0:00:27.50)
Mio Naganohara : Anyway, just do it! (0:00:29.07)
Mio Naganohara : All right! (0:00:30.71)
EXTRA : I just want to stay as a simple-minded idiot. (0:00:36.28)
Nano Shinonome : Professor! It's about time you woke up. (0:00:46.86)
Nano Shinonome : And... there! (0:00:54.84)
Professor : Good morning... (0:01:03.96)
Professor : What are you doing? (0:01:05.54)
Nano Shinonome : Today's breakfast will be fried fish. (0:01:07.28)
Professor : Eh?! (0:01:09.68)
Professor : I want omelette-rice! (0:01:10.59)
Nano Shinonome : Didn't you have that yesterday? (0:01:12.51)
Nano Shinonome : Fish contain lots of nutrients, you know! (0:01:14.84)
Nano Shinonome : Stop being picky and eat everything, (0:01:18.49)
Nano Shinonome : otherwise you won't grow bigger Ah! (0:01:20.46)
Nano Shinonome : Um, that's our important breakfast, so... (0:01:26.87)
Nano Shinonome : Ah, no, it's not like that! (0:01:33.92)
Nano Shinonome : This isn't anything robotic at all! (0:01:35.33)
Nano Shinonome : Um, this is... (0:01:38.75)
Professor : Ah, it ran away. (0:01:41.03)
Nano Shinonome : Wait up! (0:01:45.24)
Professor : Have a safe trip. (0:01:48.90)
Nano Shinonome : Perhaps that cat is also having a hard time? (0:01:53.49)
Nano Shinonome : Ah, I'm gonna crash! (0:02:01.93)
Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan, selamat pagi! (0:04:07.27)
Mio Naganohara : Ah Yukko, good morning! (0:04:10.16)
Mio Naganohara : What should I do, I forgot to bring my student ID... (0:04:12.48)
Yuuko Aioi : Huh? (0:04:16.35)
Yuuko Aioi : She ignored my selamat pagi? (0:04:17.09)
Mio Naganohara : I won't be called upon by the seniors, right? (0:04:19.22)
Yuuko Aioi : If that happens, (0:04:22.11)
Yuuko Aioi : saying "I'm a third year student!" should be enough, don't you think? (0:04:23.64)
Mio Naganohara : That won't solve anything. (0:04:27.06)
Mio Naganohara : What? (0:04:30.44)
Mio Naganohara : Thunder? (0:04:31.15)
Mio Naganohara : Even though the weather's clear? (0:04:32.03)
Yuuko Aioi : It might suddenly start pouring down, you know! (0:04:33.22)
Yuuko Aioi : A shower or a hailstorm... (0:04:35.37)
Yuuko Aioi : A kokeshi came down. {iken: A kokeshi "rained" down, or "It rained kokeshi"} (0:04:39.84)
Mio Naganohara : A-Are you all right, Yukko? (0:04:41.78)
Yuuko Aioi : Who would've thought that a kokeshi would come down? (0:04:44.36)
Mio Naganohara : What a surprise! (0:04:47.20)
Mio Naganohara : I wonder where it fell from... (0:04:48.52)
Yuuko Aioi : I don't know... (0:04:50.19)
Yuuko Aioi : But it's extremely unlikely that you'd get hit by a kokeshi in your lifetime! (0:04:52.23)
Yuuko Aioi : Those people are rare, you know. (0:04:56.91)
Mio Naganohara : I don't think they exist. (0:04:59.21)
Yuuko Aioi : It might actually mean that luck is with me! (0:05:00.76)
Yuuko Aioi : Luck is not with me... (0:05:05.53)
Mio Naganohara : Yukko, are you okay? (0:05:07.71)
Yuuko Aioi : An Akabeko of all things... (0:05:11.33)
Mio Naganohara : Akabeko... (0:05:13.74)
Yuuko Aioi : I'm wrong, it's not that luck is not with me. (0:05:15.32)
Yuuko Aioi : We should just think of it this way, Mio-chan... (0:05:17.67)
Yuuko Aioi : I should be happy that I wasn't hit by raw food. (0:05:20.00)
Yuuko Aioi : Thinking like that, the small mercy amongst the misfortune- (0:05:23.10)
Yuuko Aioi : It's a salmon! (0:05:35.98)
EXTRA : Morning! (0:05:50.56)
Tsuyoshi Nakanojou : Good morning. (0:05:51.56)
Mio Naganohara : Ah, Mai-chan, good morning. (0:05:57.06)
Yuuko Aioi : Selamat pagi! (0:05:58.69)
Mai Minakami : Morning. (0:06:00.59)
Mio Naganohara : What are you reading, Mai-chan? (0:06:01.85)
Mai Minakami : A real estate information magazine. (0:06:04.05)
Mio Naganohara : Eh? (0:06:05.72)
Mio Naganohara : You're moving, Mai-chan? (0:06:06.44)
Mai Minakami : Undecided. (0:06:08.08)
Yuuko Aioi : Do you even say selamat pagi? (0:06:11.19)
Yuuko Aioi : It can't be helped, I guess I'll let the phrase rest for today. (0:06:13.97)
Mai Minakami : Yukko. (0:06:18.95)
Mai Minakami : Selamat malam. (0:06:21.37)
Yuuko Aioi : Mai-chan, you should say selamat pagi there! (0:06:29.12)
Mio Naganohara : What language is that? (0:06:32.16)
Izumi Sakurai : H-Homeroom will begin. (0:06:34.95)
Izumi Sakurai : Um, when I came to school this morning, this was in the shoe rack... (0:06:41.92)
Izumi Sakurai : Did anyone put this in there? (0:06:47.19)
Izumi Sakurai : U-Um... If there is anyone who knows about it, please tell me, okay? (0:06:53.50)
Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan, I wonder who did that? (0:06:58.81)
Mio Naganohara : Maybe it's a prank? (0:07:02.66)
Yuuko Aioi : It might be something unexpected
like a student who likes the teacher...
(0:07:04.28)
Mio Naganohara : I don't think they would leave a Maitreya statue though. (0:07:07.65)
Mio Naganohara : But, well, it's not like I don't understand
people who have unachievable aspirations.
(0:07:10.18)
Yuuko Aioi : Yeah, it's that, right? (0:07:16.34)
Yuuko Aioi : Like the way you feel about Sasahara-senpai. (0:07:17.95)
Mio Naganohara : Y-You idiot! (0:07:20.58)
Nano Shinonome : Where am I? (0:07:26.22)
Nano Shinonome : I have to get home! (0:07:39.13)
Nano Shinonome : I'm sure the professor is worried, (0:07:44.40)
Nano Shinonome : and leaving her with the charcoal stove is dangerous. {iken: why can't Shichirin be translated? "charcoal stove"} (0:07:46.88)
Nano Shinonome : Eh? (0:08:02.77)
Nano Shinonome : I can't get off! (0:08:03.63)
Nano Shinonome : Eh? (0:08:05.97)
Nano Shinonome : My chopsticks are gone! (0:08:06.62)
Nano Shinonome : One of my shoes is gone as well! (0:08:07.98)
Nano Shinonome : What should I do?! (0:08:11.25)
Nano Shinonome : My hand's gone! (0:08:15.00)
Nano Shinonome : Now it'll be exposed that I am a robot! (0:08:17.87)
Mai Minakami : Here it goes. (0:08:28.25)
Mai Minakami : Thank you for the food. (0:08:47.91)
Mio Naganohara : If you don't finish up quick, the bell for fifth period will ring. (0:08:51.83)
Mio Naganohara : Huh? (0:08:55.81)
Mio Naganohara : You didn't like sausages? (0:08:56.61)
Yuuko Aioi : Saving the most delicious food for last in a lunch box is fundamental. (0:09:00.67)
Yuuko Aioi : Then, I can finish by saying: "It's delicious". (0:09:05.66)
Yuuko Aioi : Well then, here goes... I'm going to eat it! (0:09:10.40)
Mio Naganohara : It came out! (0:09:51.48)
Yuuko Aioi : Not yet! (0:09:52.43)
Mio Naganohara : It's over! (0:10:06.43)
Yuuko Aioi : Not just yet! (0:10:07.46)
Yuuko Aioi : One... (0:10:10.40)
Yuuko Aioi : ...two... (0:10:12.06)
Yuuko Aioi : ...three. (0:10:14.38)
Yuuko Aioi : Safe! (0:10:25.16)
Mio Naganohara : You're out! (0:10:27.60)
Yuuko Aioi : No way, Mio-chan! (0:10:30.28)
Yuuko Aioi : It's the three-second rule, the three-second rule. (0:10:31.83)
Mio Naganohara : No, you were already out way before that! (0:10:33.93)
Yuuko Aioi : It's delicious! (0:10:43.59)
Mio Naganohara : Yukko really is an idiot. (0:10:47.25)
Nano Shinonome : First comes rock, next comes paper, rockscispaper doesn't count, (0:10:57.00)
Professor : First comes rock, next comes paper, rockscispaper doesn't count, (0:10:57.00)
Nano Shinonome : rock paper scissors! (0:11:02.27)
Professor : rock paper scissors! (0:11:02.27)
Mio Naganohara : Yes! (0:11:16.11)
Principal Shinonome : Good morning, everyone. (0:11:24.09)
Principal Shinonome : Spring has come and a new year has started, (0:11:26.45)
Principal Shinonome : but the cold days are still continuing. (0:11:30.62)
Principal Shinonome : In my case, I have it twice as cold as everyone else. (0:11:34.52)
Principal Shinonome : Anyway, make sure you don't catch a cold... (0:11:42.04)
Principal Shinonome : This is a promise with your principal, okay? (0:11:45.84)
Principal Shinonome : If you don't listen, then I'll be... (0:11:49.17)
Principal Shinonome : ...transferred to a different school, on principle! (0:11:54.55)
Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan, Mio-chan. (0:12:03.85)
Mio Naganohara : What? (0:12:05.45)
Mio Naganohara : He'll get mad if you talk. (0:12:06.08)
Yuuko Aioi : Say, doesn't the principal notice that his jokes are way too old? (0:12:08.08)
Yuuko Aioi : He must know best of all that his jokes aren't received very well. (0:12:13.69)
Mio Naganohara : I wonder about that... (0:12:20.07)
Yuuko Aioi : Could it be that he knows his jokes aren't received well, (0:12:21.74)
Yuuko Aioi : and is putting on a show of even more
effort to the young people nowadays?!
(0:12:24.63)
Yuuko Aioi : If that's true, then this principal... (0:12:30.18)
Yuuko Aioi : ...is pretty skilful! (0:12:33.11)
Yuuko Aioi : Mai-chan?! (0:12:39.81)
Mio Naganohara : Mai-chan is...?! (0:12:43.28)
Yuuko Aioi : Could it be because of that old geezer gag? (0:12:44.47)
Yuuko Aioi : Above that, this is the first time I've ever seen her laughing so hard! (0:12:47.96)
Yuuko Aioi : All right! (0:12:52.29)
Yuuko Aioi : This should do it! (0:12:53.03)
Yuuko Aioi : Mai-chan! (0:12:55.00)
Yuuko Aioi : Why is it? (0:13:00.69)
Yuuko Aioi : If I said it here now, I feel like I'll lose everything. (0:13:01.92)
Mai Minakami : Yukko. (0:13:06.51)
Mai Minakami : Sorry. (0:13:09.78)
Mai Minakami : Never mind, actually. (0:13:10.78)
Mai Minakami : I guess, until she notices... (0:13:18.08)
Mai Minakami : ...I won't grab it. (0:13:22.96)
Kyoutou Oura : Well then, next is a talk about student guidance from Sakurai-sensei. (0:13:33.47)
Kyoutou Oura : Sakurai-sensei, please. (0:13:38.56)
Manabu Takasaki : Um, Sakurai-sensei? (0:13:42.11)
Izumi Sakurai : Yes! (0:13:44.31)
Izumi Sakurai : I'm sorry, I'm Sakurai from student counselling... (0:13:46.08)
Izumi Sakurai : I'm sorry... Eh, ah... (0:13:50.45)
Izumi Sakurai : I get really nervous when there's so many people. (0:13:55.21)
Izumi Sakurai : No good, this is no good! (0:13:59.39)
Izumi Sakurai : I can't always stand and look like a helpless teacher... (0:14:01.25)
Izumi Sakurai : I have to say what I need to say properly! (0:14:04.61)
Izumi Sakurai : I know! (0:14:07.40)
Izumi Sakurai : Do you often see a goat on the school grounds lately? (0:14:09.52)
Izumi Sakurai : Let's not take goats with us to the school grounds! (0:14:13.61)
Koujirou Sasahara : What's wrong... (0:14:17.99)
Koujirou Sasahara : What's wrong with goats?! (0:14:19.42)
Koujirou Sasahara : Going to school on a goat isn't prohibited by the school rules, (0:14:23.29)
Koujirou Sasahara : am I right?! (0:14:26.83)
Izumi Sakurai : Eh, ah... that is... (0:14:29.92)
Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan, isn't that Sasahara-senpai? (0:14:33.03)
Mio Naganohara : Eh, really? (0:14:36.45)
Izumi Sakurai : No... I'll permit goats! (0:14:40.58)
Misato Tachibana : It's rejected, rejected! (0:14:49.65)
Misato Tachibana : Absolutely rejected! (0:14:51.35)
Misato Tachibana : There's no way it's okay to bring a goat to school! (0:14:52.91)
Koujirou Sasahara : You can say that, but Tachibana Misato... (0:14:55.38)
Koujirou Sasahara : Why must I rush about on my own two legs? (0:14:59.20)
Koujirou Sasahara : First of all, the heir of the Sasahara family... (0:15:02.94)
Misato Tachibana : What's that about the heir of the Sasahara family? (0:15:05.91)
Misato Tachibana : You guys are just normal farmers! (0:15:08.01)
Koujirou Sasahara : So? (0:15:10.44)
Koujirou Sasahara : What's wrong with the heir saying he's the heir? (0:15:11.78)
Fe Chan : Heh, so Sasahara-kun's family are farmers. (0:15:14.65)
Weboshii : I feel like I've been deceived. (0:15:18.85)
Mio Naganohara : So that goat at the bike rack was Sasahara-senpai's. (0:15:21.44)
Mio Naganohara : Riding a white goat, Sasahara-senpai will come and pick me up! (0:15:26.00)
Koujirou Sasahara : A happy new year! (0:15:41.05)
Mio Naganohara : M-Me too! (0:15:44.52)
Yuuko Aioi : Mio-chan! (0:15:48.05)
Izumi Sakurai : Using a cellphone while riding a bicycle is very dangerous, (0:15:55.93)
Izumi Sakurai : let's stop doing that! (0:16:00.05)
Izumi Sakurai : And also, one last thing... (0:16:01.68)
Izumi Sakurai : This morning, a Maitreya statue was in my shoe locker! (0:16:03.45)
Izumi Sakurai : I don't think these kind of pranks are good. (0:16:08.26)
Yuuko Aioi : Excuse us, passing through... (0:16:11.36)
Mai Minakami : A Maitreya statue. (0:16:13.62)
Yuuko Aioi : Mai-chan! (0:16:15.61)
Yuuko Aioi : Don't stop suddenly! (0:16:16.12)
Mai Minakami : Ah, this thing again? (0:16:22.00)
Mai Minakami : It might be déjà vu. (0:16:24.25)
Izumi Sakurai : Who did it?! (0:16:26.70)
Izumi Sakurai : I won't get mad, so raise your hand! (0:16:29.06)
Izumi Sakurai : You'll all stay here until he comes forth! (0:16:31.54)
EXTRA : Who was it? (0:16:37.13)
EXTRA : You go forth. (0:16:38.07)
Principal Shinonome : I'm sorry, I heard it was Sakurai-sensei's birthday, so... (0:16:45.87)
Principal Shinonome : I see, a Maitreya statue is no good, eh? (0:16:51.83)
Principal Shinonome : With good intentions on your birthday, a present. (0:16:58.99)
Principal Shinonome : I'll imagine that you don't need a Maitreya statue. (0:17:03.20)
Principal Shinonome : The principal. (0:17:06.67)
EXTRA : With this, the morning assembly is finished. (0:17:15.47)
EXTRA : Thank you very much for your work up until today, Principal. (0:17:18.06)
Principal Shinonome : Deputy principal?! (0:17:21.62)
Mio Naganohara : This fire hydrant button has a really strong magical pull that makes you want to press it, doesn't it? (0:17:27.32)
Yuuko Aioi : Indeed. (0:17:31.55)
Yuuko Aioi : What if you try pressing it? (0:17:35.13)
Yuuko Aioi : The alarm didn't go off last time I pressed it. (0:17:36.41)
Mio Naganohara : Eh? (0:17:39.11)
Mio Naganohara : Really? (0:17:39.64)
EXTRA : Fire? (0:17:41.77)
EXTRA : No way! (0:17:42.95)
EXTRA : What should we do? (0:17:43.80)
EXTRA : Are we going to run? (0:17:44.73)
EXTRA : Everyone! (0:17:45.83)
EXTRA : For now, let's go to the court! (0:17:46.45)
EXTRA : What the hell are you pushing me aside for?! (0:17:49.87)
EXTRA : You're the one pushing me! (0:17:52.06)
EXTRA : What're you saying? (0:17:53.26)
EXTRA : Besides, I've always hated you! (0:17:54.33)
EXTRA : Stop it! (0:17:56.44)
EXTRA : We might end up dying here! (0:17:57.42)
EXTRA : Let's get out of here first! (0:17:58.97)
EXTRA : Leave the arguing for later! (0:18:00.28)
EXTRA : Um... (0:18:11.34)
EXTRA : I'm sorry, but what is "KY"?{add TL Note: "KY" is short for "Kuukiyomenai" in Japanese which mean "not considering the situation." iken: more literally unable to read the atmosphere.} (0:18:14.60)
EXTRA : Um... (0:18:17.37)
EXTRA : What could "KY" be? (0:18:19.10)
EXTRA : I'm sorry, please tell me about "KY"! (0:18:21.12)
EXTRA : Help me, someone! (0:18:24.97)
EXTRA : Hey! (0:18:26.94)
EXTRA : Oh, Captain... What could "KY" be? (0:18:27.66)
EXTRA : It's referring to you. (0:18:31.81)
Tomioka : Second grade Class B, Sasahara Koujirou. (0:18:36.17)
Tomioka : Please come to the staff room immediately to Tomioka. (0:18:39.17)
Tomioka : It's true, it's not violating the school rules... But a goat? (0:18:45.42)
Tomioka : Can't you do something about it? (0:18:52.19)
Tomioka : If you don't like to walk, (0:18:53.96)
Tomioka : you could come by bicycle... Just as long as it's not a goat. (0:18:55.05)
Koujirou Sasahara : Sir. (0:18:58.42)
Tomioka : It's Tomioka. (0:18:59.28)
Koujirou Sasahara : Tomioka. (0:19:00.51)
Tomioka : Add sensei to it. (0:19:01.49)
Koujirou Sasahara : Sensei. (0:19:03.38)
Koujirou Sasahara : Can you call him Sasahara Kojirou, and not goat? (0:19:04.65)
Tomioka : He is a goat for now. (0:19:14.18)
Nano Shinonome : My name is Shinonome Nano. (0:19:20.47)
Nano Shinonome : I'm a robot created by Professor, whom I live with. (0:19:23.74)
Nano Shinonome : Professor seems to be doing some kind of research, (0:19:29.93)
Nano Shinonome : and is at home all day. (0:19:32.86)
Nano Shinonome : I spend my days while also helping out the professor. (0:19:35.48)
Nano Shinonome : Professor! (0:19:41.83)
Nano Shinonome : I warmed up the milk (0:19:42.82)
Nano Shinonome : I don't have any special features, but it seems like I can still feel pain. (0:19:47.21)
Professor : Nano, what's wrong? (0:19:52.12)
Nano Shinonome : Professor! (0:19:54.79)
Nano Shinonome : My little toe...! (0:19:55.88)
Nano Shinonome : My little toe was...! (0:19:56.97)
Professor : Y-Your l-little toe was...! (0:19:58.27)
Professor : With this, you should be fine for now. (0:20:06.28)
Nano Shinonome : Eh?! (0:20:08.72)
Nano Shinonome : I don't have any special features, (0:20:10.25)
Nano Shinonome : but it seems like you can take off my little toe. (0:20:12.48)
Nano Shinonome : Professor, what's this key for? (0:20:20.08)
Professor : I didn't turn it? (0:20:23.86)
Nano Shinonome : Ah yes, it turns sometimes. (0:20:26.12)
Professor : You turn it like this. (0:20:29.64)
Nano Shinonome : Ah, what's going on?! (0:20:32.75)
Nano Shinonome : I'm sorry, I'm full of special features. (0:20:39.94)
Professor : See, it's something interesting, isn't it? (0:20:43.65)
Nano Shinonome : Could it be that you made the key just for this? (0:20:45.75)
Professor : Yup. (0:20:49.36)
Nano Shinonome : Could it be that you made the key just for this?! (0:20:51.03)
Professor : Yup! (0:20:53.99)
Nano Shinonome : Take it off, please! (0:20:55.08)
Professor : No way! (0:20:56.06)
Nano Shinonome : Eh?! (0:20:56.81)
Professor : Because it's cute. (0:20:58.19)
Nano Shinonome : Remove it from my back, please! (0:20:59.98)
Professor : Eh... But it's cute... (0:21:02.03)
Nano Shinonome : I want to be more normal. (0:21:04.95)
Nano Shinonome : I want to sit on a chair like a normal person, (0:21:07.86)
Nano Shinonome : and turn over when I sleep. (0:21:10.72)
Nano Shinonome : With this, I can't even go to school. (0:21:14.15)
Nano Shinonome : I would've been okay with not being a human-type robot at all. (0:21:18.21)
Professor : Nano... (0:21:22.95)
Nano Shinonome : I-It's just a lie! (0:21:28.22)
Nano Shinonome : A lie! (0:21:30.37)
Nano Shinonome : Don't take it seriously, Professor! (0:21:31.50)
Professor : Then take it... {iken: corrected. Over here it sounds like hakase will remove the key. But two lines down it's a different meaning with the some starting words.} (0:21:34.00)
Nano Shinonome : Eh? (0:21:35.49)
Professor : Go and win the Akutagawa Award for Literature! (0:21:36.02)
Nano Shinonome : Why?! (0:21:37.85)
Professor : Win the Akutagawa Award! (0:21:39.15)
Nano Shinonome : Every day is like that. (0:21:41.26)
EXTRA : Where am I? (0:21:49.64)
EXTRA : Hello! (0:23:27.00)
EXTRA : This is Nano-chan's big toe! (0:23:28.04)
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