EXTRA : Everyone has a side they don't show anyone else. |
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EXTRA : To their friends, their significant others, or even their families. |
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EXTRA : They hide what they're truly feeling through fake smiles or bravado, |
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EXTRA : and keep their true identities secret. |
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EXTRA : That is how the world keeps up the appearance of its temporary peace. |
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EXTRA : In an era in which the nations of the world were waging a fierce war |
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EXTRA : of information just out of sight, |
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EXTRA : two countries were at odds with each other. |
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EXTRA : Ostania, in the east, was secretly plotting to start a war. |
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EXTRA : Westalis, in the west, wanted to put a stop to those plans. |
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EXTRA : In order to keep an eye on the actions of a leading figure in Ostania's government, |
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EXTRA : Westalis set Operation Strix in motion. |
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EXTRA : The one tasked with this operation is the skilled agent, Twilight. |
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EXTRA : The mission given to the master of disguise with a hundred faces was... |
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EXTRA : to start a family. |
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Loid Forger : Is this everything you own? |
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Yor Forger : Yes. |
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Loid Forger : It's not very much. |
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Yor Forger : Um, Loid... about the sleeping arrangements... |
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Loid Forger : We'll be sleeping in separate rooms, of course. |
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Loid Forger : We'll share one for appearances anytime we have guests over. |
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Yor Forger : R-Right. |
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Anya Forger : Welcome to Anya's house! |
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Yor Forger : Thank you for the lovely welcome, Miss Anya. |
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EXTRA : This house is home to a rather unusual family. |
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EXTRA : The father, Loid Forger, is a psychiatrist. |
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EXTRA : His true identity: a spy. |
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EXTRA : The mother, Yor Forger, is a civil servant who works at city hall. |
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EXTRA : Her true identity: an assassin. |
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EXTRA : Code name: Thorn Princess. |
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EXTRA : The daughter, Anya Forger. |
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EXTRA : Her true identity: a telepath. |
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Anya Forger : I'm so happy to have a mama now! |
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Yor Forger : Mama... |
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Anya Forger : I'm gonna help. |
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Loid Forger : Oh, right. By the way... |
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Loid Forger : I had a friend of mine who's a judge make it so we got married a year ago. |
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Loid Forger : By that, I mean he forged the certificate. |
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Loid Forger : We can figure out why we lived separately and what to tell your brother later. |
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Yor Forger : All right. |
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Loid Forger : It would make the school suspicious if we got married just before the interview. |
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Yor Forger : I got permission from the Shopkeeper, so I feel much better. |
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Anya Forger : So exciting... |
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EXTRA : Father, mother, daughter... |
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EXTRA : These three created this pretend family to further their own ends, |
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EXTRA : and are living under the same roof as they hide their true identities from each other. |
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Anya Forger : I'm going to show Mama around! |
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Loid Forger : Once we get settled in, we'll practice the interview. |
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Anya Forger : This is the kitchen! |
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Anya Forger : Papa is good at cooking! |
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Yor Forger : Oh, I see. |
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Anya Forger : This is the toilet. And that's the bathtub! |
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Yor Forger : Everything's so clean. |
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Anya Forger : I can wash my face all by myself! |
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Yor Forger : You're such a big girl, Miss Anya. |
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Anya Forger : This is Anya's room! |
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Anya Forger : Welcome! |
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Yor Forger : Thank you for inviting me in. |
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Yor Forger : My, what an adorable room. |
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Anya Forger : I'll introduce you to Mr. Chimera. |
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Anya Forger : I am Chimera. It is a pweasure to meet your acquiantenance. |
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Yor Forger : It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Chimera. |
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Yor Forger : I am Miss Anya's mama. |
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Anya Forger : This is Papa's room! |
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Yor Forger : So this is Loid's room... |
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Anya Forger : This is your room, Mama. |
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Anya Forger : Come in, Mama. |
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Yor Forger : Why, thank you. |
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Yor Forger : So this is my... |
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Yor Forger : What a lovely room. |
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Loid Forger : I'm glad you like it. |
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Loid Forger : This should be everything. |
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Loid Forger : Is the furniture arranged to your liking? I also cleaned a bit. |
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Yor Forger : Yes, everything is wonderful. |
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Anya Forger : I helped clean, too! |
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Yor Forger : Really? Thank you so much. |
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Anya Forger : Am I a good girl? |
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Loid Forger : All you did was tip over a bucket of water. |
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Anya Forger : Shock! |
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Yor Forger : This is such a lovely room. I don't know what to do with myself. |
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Loid Forger : What do you mean? |
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Loid Forger : Please make yourself at home. |
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Loid Forger : Actually, this is
your home now, so make yourself comfortable. |
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Yor Forger : Thank you. |
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Loid Forger : I'll come get your boxes once they're empty. |
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Yor Forger : Loid, I've got everything put away. |
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Loid Forger : You're quite efficient. |
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Loid Forger : Ah, this must be your younger brother. |
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Yor Forger : Oh, yes. |
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Loid Forger : You said he's also a civil servant? |
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Yor Forger : Yes. He seems quite busy lately, so I've only spoken to him on the phone. |
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Loid Forger : It seems you two are quite similar. |
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Loid Forger : I should properly introduce myself once Anya's entrance exam is over. |
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Yor Forger : Um, Loid. About that... |
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Yor Forger : I don't have anything suitable to wear to this interview... |
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Loid Forger : Then let's go to the tailor today. |
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Yor Forger : Thank you very much. |
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Anya Forger : Helping, helping... |
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Yor Forger : M-Miss Anya, I'll take care of that! |
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Yor Forger : I have my work weapons and poison powerful enough to kill an elephant in there. |
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Yor Forger : Can I get you something, Loid? |
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Loid Forger : Some coffee, please. Black. |
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Anya Forger : I want hot cocoa! |
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Loid Forger : With sugar and milk. |
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Anya Forger : That's the stuff! |
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Yor Forger : They look amazing. Are those cookies homemade? |
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Loid Forger : It's actually my first time making cookies. |
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Loid Forger : I just followed a recipe from a cookbook, so they should be decent. |
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Loid Forger : I hope you like them. |
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Yor Forger : Thank you. |
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Yor Forger : They're wonderful! You really are an amazing cook! |
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Loid Forger : It's not that impressive, really. |
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Anya Forger : I helped with the cookies, too! |
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Yor Forger : Oh, I see. |
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Loid Forger : After you got covered in flour and got in my way, |
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Loid Forger : you just snacked on some peanuts. |
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Loid Forger : Once we're settled in, let's begin. |
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Loid Forger : Eden College is one of the most prestigious schools in the country. |
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Loid Forger : During the interview, not only will the child be evaluated, |
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Loid Forger : but so will the parents. |
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Loid Forger : They will be evaluated on their social standing as well as how cultured they are. |
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Loid Forger : Understood? |
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Loid Forger : Now, let's start the questions. |
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Loid Forger : First, please state your name and address. |
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Anya Forger : Anya Fo...Fo...Horger. Address? |
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Loid Forger : The place we're at right now. |
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Anya Forger : This is Anya's house! |
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Loid Forger : That's not what I meant. |
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Loid Forger : Er, so, Miss Anya... How do you spend your days off? |
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Anya Forger : Papa orders me to stay home, |
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Anya Forger : so I have to watch TV all alone. |
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Loid Forger : Now, wait a second. |
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Loid Forger : That makes a terrible impression. Madam? |
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Yor Forger : Yes? |
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Loid Forger : Why did you choose Eden College, and how do you plan to pass this exam? |
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Yor Forger : How do people usually pass? |
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Yor Forger : Um, pass, passing... |
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Yor Forger : Perhaps because of cardiac arrest, or excessive bleeding? |
(0:09:24.84) |
Yor Forger : Or compound fractures throughout the body? |
(0:09:28.34) |
Yor Forger : Oh! Maybe their skull was caved in. |
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Loid Forger : Kill me now. Next question. |
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Loid Forger : Could you describe your parenting methods? |
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Yor Forger : Huh? U-Um... Strike first to be victorious? |
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Loid Forger : I'm amazed her brother turned out to be a decent human being. |
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Loid Forger : I've been a spy for over a decade. |
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Loid Forger : I've completed countless missions, yet only now do I find myself losing heart. |
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Loid Forger : This is pointless. There's no way we'll survive the interview at this rate. |
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Loid Forger : Let's give up on getting her into that school. |
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Yor Forger : Loid! Please remember your late wife's wishes! |
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Loid Forger : Clearly, we weren't ready for this mock interview yet. |
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Loid Forger : All right, let's go out for a bit. |
(0:10:02.71) |
Loid Forger : Let's broaden our horizons, become versed in what is normal for an upper-class family, |
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Loid Forger : and make sure that we're all on the same page. |
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Anya Forger : We're on an ooting, an ooting, la, la, la, lah! |
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Loid Forger : You mean "outing." |
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Anya Forger : Wanna hold hands, Mama? |
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Yor Forger : I-If you don't mind. |
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Loid Forger : Thank goodness Anya's taken a liking to her. |
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Loid Forger : The plan is set. |
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Loid Forger : After today, we'll seem like a normal... no. |
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Loid Forger : We'll be seen as an upper-crust family. |
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Yor Forger : Oh... This reminds me of when my little brother was still small and adorable. |
(0:10:33.99) |
Yor Forger : And that one time I hugged him too hard and ended up breaking two of his ribs. |
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Yor Forger : I must be careful. |
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Loid Forger : Wait... what? Maybe not... |
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Yor Forger : B-By the way, where are we headed? |
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Loid Forger : I've acquired a variety of tickets through my connections at work. |
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Loid Forger : Tradition and status are everything at Eden College. |
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Loid Forger : We'll have to experience and get accustomed to the best that life has to offer, |
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Loid Forger : and make sure we don't slip up if we let our guard down. |
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Loid Forger : All right, next. |
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Loid Forger : Anya, no yelling while we're here. |
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Anya Forger : 'Kay. |
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Loid Forger : We've experienced first-class music, |
(0:11:38.88) |
Loid Forger : so now for some first-class art... And you know the rest. |
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Anya Forger : Papa! I can see her boobies! |
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Anya Forger : Head's been choppy-chopped! Body's been choppy-chopped! |
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Loid Forger : What did I just say about yelling? |
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Loid Forger : Yor? |
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Loid Forger : Y-Yor...? |
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Anya Forger : I wanna do that! |
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Loid Forger : Drawing? Sure. |
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Loid Forger : Yor, why don't we sit down for a bit? |
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Yor Forger : All right. |
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Anya Forger : Anya's house is a big castle. |
(0:12:13.78) |
Anya Forger : The boss of the secret organization is Director Chimera. |
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Anya Forger : Papa is a spy! Pew, pew! |
(0:12:20.05) |
Anya Forger : Mama is an assassin! Stabby, stabby, sploosh! |
(0:12:22.42) |
Loid Forger : We should probably get going. |
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Yor Forger : Yes. |
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Anya Forger : All done! |
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Loid Forger : Anya, we're going to our next stop. |
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Anya Forger : If Papa and Mama see this, they'll find out about my powers! |
(0:12:36.06) |
Loid Forger : Wow, that's quite a masterpiece. |
(0:12:41.47) |
Loid Forger : There seems to be a pig in a forest. |
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Anya Forger : That's Mr. Chimera, and he lives in a castle! |
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Loid Forger : I see. I definitely see Bondman there, though. |
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Loid Forger : I'm right, aren't I? |
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Anya Forger : Yep... |
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Loid Forger : It's that spy cartoon you were watching last week. |
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Loid Forger : So this witch-looking one must be the princess. |
(0:12:55.66) |
Loid Forger : That part seems rather graphic. |
(0:12:59.30) |
Loid Forger : Oh, but that cat is cute. |
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Anya Forger : That's a doggy! |
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Loid Forger : I see. Then I apologize. |
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Loid Forger : We're going to the tailor next. |
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Yor Forger : Sorry to have you do this on your day off. |
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Loid Forger : It's quite all right. This is something we need to do. |
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Anya Forger : My going-out clothes are so cute! |
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Anya Forger : They fit perfectly! |
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Anya Forger : This shop is great! I love it! |
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Tailor Store Owner : Why, thank you. |
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Anya Forger : This is my first ooting in my going-out clothes. |
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Tailor Store Owner : Then it must be a day of celebration. |
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Anya Forger : A day to celebrate this ooting! |
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Loid Forger : In that case, we can stop by a photography studio next. |
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Tailor Store Clerk : Yor, dear. Right this way. |
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Yor Forger : Coming. |
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Tailor Store Owner : If you're looking for a semi-formal dress, I think this color would do nicely. |
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Tailor Store Owner : What do you think? |
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Yor Forger : I'd honestly prefer a black or red dress. |
(0:13:42.93) |
Tailor Store Owner : Really? I think this would look nice on you, Yor. |
(0:13:46.21) |
Tailor Store Owner : Then how about this? |
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Loid Forger : Judging from her lack of luggage, I thought she had no interest in clothes. |
(0:13:51.19) |
Loid Forger : I see you're particular about matching colors. |
(0:13:56.30) |
Yor Forger : No... I wouldn't say that. |
(0:13:58.92) |
Yor Forger : This color's lovely, but I'm worried that blood splatters would be too noticeable. |
(0:14:01.40) |
Tailor Store Clerk : Looks like Yor finally found someone nice. |
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Tailor Store Owner : Hopefully they last. Having a child already is an instant no for me, though. |
(0:14:13.89) |
Loid Forger : Looks like the extra outfits will be ready by the interview, too. |
(0:14:19.35) |
Yor Forger : I'm so sorry to have you get so many. |
(0:14:22.83) |
Loid Forger : Well, you look nice in colors besides red and black. |
(0:14:25.33) |
Loid Forger : We'll be going out more often, too. |
(0:14:28.12) |
Anya Forger : Ootings! Ootings! |
(0:14:30.52) |
Loid Forger : You're a regular at that shop, aren't you? |
(0:14:32.19) |
Loid Forger : I'm sure we'll continue to shop there, so next time, we should tell them we're married. |
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Yor Forger : Oh, right. |
(0:14:40.15) |
EXTRA : We, the Nationalist Party, believe that there is a road to peace with the West. |
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Loid Forger : Patriotism is also important within Eden. |
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EXTRA : You moron! |
(0:15:01.06) |
EXTRA : Kill all the bastards in the West! |
(0:15:01.99) |
Loid Forger : I'll need to make sure she's knowledgeable of politics and history, as well. |
(0:15:03.28) |
EXTRA : Piss off, traitor! |
(0:15:06.55) |
EXTRA : Gimme money, gimme money, gimme money... |
(0:15:08.20) |
EXTRA : Those bastards killed my family! |
(0:15:08.49) |
EXTRA : Get lost with the pleasantries! |
(0:15:11.12) |
EXTRA : First I lost my job, then my home! |
(0:15:12.28) |
Loid Forger : What's the matter? |
(0:15:12.51) |
Anya Forger : I don't like places like this... |
(0:15:13.30) |
EXTRA : Kill all the shitheads in the West! |
(0:15:15.03) |
Loid Forger : Sorry. Maybe this was a little scary for you. |
(0:15:15.61) |
Yor Forger : Let's go rest somewhere. |
(0:15:17.67) |
EXTRA : The East did nothing wrong! |
(0:15:18.83) |
EXTRA : Go back to your Western masters! |
(0:15:20.82) |
EXTRA : Damn it! |
(0:15:21.22) |
EXTRA : You pig! |
(0:15:22.91) |
EXTRA : You stupid baldy! |
(0:15:23.24) |
EXTRA : Your feet smell, too! |
(0:15:24.01) |
Anya Forger : Papa, I'm hungry. |
(0:15:26.82) |
Loid Forger : Huh? |
(0:15:28.79) |
Loid Forger : Are you all right or not? |
(0:15:29.63) |
Loid Forger : No, Anya. Don't just pick the nuts off the top, and no eating with your hands. |
(0:15:36.96) |
Loid Forger : And Yor, uh... Hmm... |
(0:15:42.55) |
Loid Forger : I've been a spy for over a decade. |
(0:15:45.85) |
Loid Forger : I've completed countless missions, yet once again I find myself losing heart. |
(0:15:47.81) |
Anya Forger : S'all good, Papa. |
(0:15:53.05) |
Loid Forger : What is? |
(0:15:54.46) |
Loid Forger : Yeah, I definitely picked the wrong child. |
(0:15:56.68) |
Loid Forger : No, this is all because I was expected to rely on others. |
(0:15:59.88) |
Loid Forger : I shouldn't have put the key to success in the hands of others, let alone civilians. |
(0:16:03.90) |
Loid Forger : Predicting every possible situation, preparing for it, |
(0:16:09.48) |
Loid Forger : and acting from a carefully laid-out plan. |
(0:16:11.91) |
Loid Forger : Those are the ironclad rules of being a spy. |
(0:16:13.48) |
Loid Forger : Which means that I need to list every possible question the interviewer can ask, |
(0:16:15.35) |
Loid Forger : then have these two memorize the perfect answers to go with them. |
(0:16:19.92) |
Loid Forger : If all else fails, make sure I can back them up— |
(0:16:22.69) |
Yor Forger : Um... |
(0:16:24.54) |
Yor Forger : Why don't we go get some fresh air? |
(0:16:25.82) |
Anya Forger : The people look like bits of trash from up here. |
(0:16:40.53) |
Loid Forger : Where did you get that from? |
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Anya Forger : My cartoons. |
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Loid Forger : Ah... |
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Loid Forger : I had no idea there was a park like this on the outskirts of town. |
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Yor Forger : I don't come here that often either, |
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Yor Forger : but I wander over here when I'm exhausted from work. |
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Yor Forger : Thinking about how the work I do helps everyone in this city out |
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Yor Forger : encourages me to work harder. |
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Yor Forger : Oh, this place must be awfully boring! I'm terribly sorry! |
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Anya Forger : I like this place better than crowded places! |
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Yor Forger : Oh, that's wonderful! |
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Elderly Woman : Thief! Someone help! |
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Loid Forger : That old lady should've been more careful. |
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Yor Forger : You won't get away with this! |
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Yor Forger : Hold it right there! |
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Loid Forger : Oh, damn it. |
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Yor Forger : I lost track of him. |
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Yor Forger : Are you all right, ma'am? Are you hurt? |
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Elderly Woman : I'm fine. Just a few scratches. |
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Yor Forger : I promise I'll catch him for you! And I'll take you to the hospital later! |
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Elderly Woman : Why, thank you. |
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Yor Forger : I left Loid and Anya behind. |
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Loid Forger : He blended in with the crowd. |
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Loid Forger : I'm very sorry, Yor, but you probably won't be able to find him now. |
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EXTRA : Man, I'm starving. |
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EXTRA : So expensive... |
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EXTRA : Aw, this is so cute. |
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EXTRA : Crap, I'm gonna piss my pants. |
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EXTRA : My feet hurt. |
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EXTRA : That shopworker is so cool. |
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EXTRA : I wonder if there's a million dalc lying around somewhere. |
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EXTRA : Oh, I forgot to pay my rent. |
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EXTRA : Man, he's late. |
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EXTRA : Honestly, this child... |
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EXTRA : What am I going to do? I failed my test again. |
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EXTRA : That bastard. I'm gonna murder him. |
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EXTRA : Maybe I'll say hi... |
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Loid Forger : Hey, this again? |
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Purse Snatcher : Man, that old crone was loaded. |
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Anya Forger : Papa! |
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Loid Forger : Whoa, what? |
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Anya Forger : I wanna eat cake! |
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Loid Forger : What?! |
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Loid Forger : We just left the restaurant... |
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Loid Forger : He's... |
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Loid Forger : He changed his clothes, but it's not so easy to change the way you walk. |
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Loid Forger : Don't think you'll get away from me. |
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Yor Forger : Loid! |
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Anya Forger : Mama's here. |
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Loid Forger : Yor, look after Anya for me. |
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Purse Snatcher : I'll be able to have plenty of fun for a while with this much. |
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Purse Snatcher : First, I'm gonna treat myself to the finest meal and— |
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Loid Forger : A filthy swine like you deserves nothing more than the foulest meal. |
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EXTRA : What's going on? |
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EXTRA : A guy just dropped from the sky. |
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Loid Forger : A spy must not bring attention to himself. |
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EXTRA : Did he fall? |
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Loid Forger : Pardon me. This fellow is a purse snatcher, so please call the police and hand him over. |
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EXTRA : A purse snatcher? |
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Elderly Woman : Thank you for escorting me all the way here. |
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Elderly Woman : I had money to get my grandchild a gift in my purse. |
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Elderly Woman : Thank you so much. You were a big help. |
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Yor Forger : Oh, actually... |
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Yor Forger : The one who got it back was my, um, husband. |
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Loid Forger : No, if you weren't there, Yor, I wouldn't have even gone after him. |
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Elderly Woman : Thank you so much. What a fine gentleman you are. |
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Loid Forger : Er, again... |
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WISE Office Chief : Hero who casts no shadow, |
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WISE Office Chief : the great deeds you and your fellow agents do shall never see the light of day. |
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Elderly Woman : Thank you. |
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Loid Forger : I guess... receiving thanks every once in a while wouldn't hurt. |
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Anya Forger : Papa is a softie. |
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Loid Forger : Thank you, Yor. |
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Loid Forger : Today was a nice change of pace. |
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Loid Forger : Now I'll be able to work hard again. |
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Anya Forger : Papa and Mama are flirting. |
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Yor Forger : We are not! |
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Loid Forger : We are not! |
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Anya Forger : Does Anya get a thank you, too? |
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Loid Forger : Well... I guess we did find the thief because you were hungry again. |
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Loid Forger : Good girl. |
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Elderly Woman : My, what a lovely family you are. |
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Elderly Woman : Here's some candy for you, dear. |
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Anya Forger : Candy! |
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Loid Forger : Make sure you say, "Thank you." |
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Anya Forger : The ooting is over! |
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Loid Forger : What a long day. |
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Anya Forger : Mama! |
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Anya Forger : I want some hot cocoa, please! |
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Yor Forger : As you wish. |
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Loid Forger : Hey, more importantly, we need to retry this mock interview. |
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Loid Forger : So, Miss Anya, how do you spend your days off? |
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Anya Forger : We go to the opera, the museum, and eat at restaurants. |
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Loid Forger : Yes! Exactly! |
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Loid Forger : If you're asked this question, make sure you talk about today. |
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Loid Forger : Okay, next question. |
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Loid Forger : You've seen your friend do something naughty. |
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Loid Forger : What will you do? |
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Anya Forger : I'd jump on top of them, beat them up, and make them eat the foulest meal! |
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Loid Forger : Hmm... Pretend you never saw that, okay? |
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Loid Forger : Yup, this is hopeless. I'm done. |
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Anya Forger : Papa, you were so cool! |
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Yor Forger : Yes, he was. |
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Anya Forger : Ka-bam! |
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Anya Forger : It's the foulest meal for you! |
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Anya Forger : Hot cocoa is the best. |
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Elderly Woman : My, what a lovely family you are. |
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Loid Forger : I guess if she saw us that way... |
(0:22:13.66) |
Loid Forger : About one percent of my preparations are complete. |
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