▶ Nanako Kuroi : Tomorrow's the start of a long break...
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▶ Nanako Kuroi : Don't forget that you're all students...
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▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...and act with caution.
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▶ EXTRA : Yes!
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▶ Nanako Kuroi : Students feel restless around this time of year...
(0:01:39.95 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...and many cause societal disturbances.
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▶ Nanako Kuroi : Sensei is terribly concerned.
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▶ Nanako Kuroi : Take extreme care to avoid causing any trouble.
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▶ Nanako Kuroi : In short...
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▶ Nanako Kuroi : If you do something bad...
(0:01:54.17 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...it'll cut into sensei's vacation...
(0:01:55.16 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...so I'm begging you!
(0:01:57.43 )
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Sh-She's hopeless...
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's finally vacation...
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : When I think about how I won't have to see your face every day...
(0:02:07.31 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...I feel so good.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan...
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▶ Konata Izumi : Well, even if it is a vacation...
(0:02:14.40 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...I'll still see sensei every day.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why?
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Make-up classes or something?
(0:02:20.16 )
▶ Konata Izumi : We're in the same party on a MMO.
(0:02:21.49 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What's up with that?
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : MMO?
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▶ Konata Izumi : Sensei's a wiz, and I'm a tank.
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▶ Konata Izumi : So if we pair up and I pull stuff...
(0:02:29.25 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...it's pretty good in terms of both xp and money.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Uh...
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▶ Konata Izumi : Well, I'm the only one who's actually busy.
(0:02:34.37 )
▶ Konata Izumi : All sensei has to do is click AoE spells.
(0:02:36.63 )
▶ Konata Izumi : The other day, I pulled this huge mob...
(0:02:40.43 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but sensei had fallen asleep...
(0:02:43.43 )
▶ Konata Izumi : It took a whole day to earn my death penalty back.
(0:02:45.27 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Um...
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...can you at least speak in Japanese?
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning.
(0:02:53.94 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It sure is hot this morning.
(0:02:55.74 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Morning.
(0:02:58.82 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Your hair's quite amazing!
(0:02:59.57 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Hey, Onee-chan.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : How about we turn on the A/C?
(0:03:02.37 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : There you go again...
(0:03:03.70 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't be so quick to depend on that stuff.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Just use a fan or something, and bear with it.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Here.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : A fan can make it pretty cool.
(0:03:12.04 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Right?
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm hot...
(0:03:16.96 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You get tired from fanning yourself...
(0:03:19.25 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...and once you stop, you feel even hotter than before, right?
(0:03:21.30 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : When you use a fan...
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well, I knew that.
(0:03:26.06 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : But try a little harder at least.
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▶ Miyuki Takara : Everybody's wearing yukatas.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well, our obis are the pre-tied ones.
(0:03:35.77 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : The ones you can put on easily.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Even then, yukatas sure are hard to put on.
(0:03:41.24 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Miyuki's obi is a real tied one, huh?
(0:03:44.69 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Just like you'd expect.
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▶ Miyuki Takara : No.
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▶ Miyuki Takara : A clerk at the store tied it for me.
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▶ Miyuki Takara : Tying an obi would be too difficult for me.
(0:03:52.92 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I see.
(0:03:56.67 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And Konata's wearing one.
(0:03:58.25 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Oddly enough.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Did you also get yours tied at the store?
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▶ Konata Izumi : Nope.
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▶ Konata Izumi : My otou-san did it for me.
(0:04:05.31 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Oh, really...
(0:04:08.97 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Come on, let's go!
(0:04:10.23 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : How come her otou-san knows how to tie a sash?
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▶ Yui Narumi : Hey!
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▶ Yui Narumi : Konata-chan!
(0:04:20.24 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Someone from the police?
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Do you know her?
(0:04:23.12 )
▶ Konata Izumi : She's a relative of mine, Yui-nee san
(0:04:24.45 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Nice ta meet you!
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Hi.
(0:04:28.88 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's a pleasure to meet you.
(0:04:28.91 )
▶ Miyuki Takara : It's a pleasure to meet you.
(0:04:28.91 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Don't wreck too much havock.
(0:04:31.16 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Listen to what these onee-sans say...
(0:04:33.13 )
▶ Yui Narumi : ...and get home early.
(0:04:35.34 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : No, no, no, no, no.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We're in the same year.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't use Konata as the standard.
(0:04:41.32 )
▶ Konata Izumi : We're all in the same year.
(0:04:42.93 )
▶ Yui Narumi : What!
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▶ Yui Narumi : Sorry, sorry.
(0:04:46.22 )
▶ Yui Narumi : I'm amazed!
(0:04:47.68 )
▶ Yui Narumi : The difference in size got me.
(0:04:49.14 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That's okay.
(0:04:52.14 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Well...
(0:04:52.73 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Girls sure hit puberty early these days.
(0:04:54.06 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : No.
(0:04:57.65 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Like I said!
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't use Konata as the standard!
(0:04:59.09 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We're the normal ones!
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▶ Konata Izumi : It's a shooting game.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Yui-nee san
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▶ Konata Izumi : Aren't you good at shooting games?
(0:05:06.37 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Believe it or not...
(0:05:10.97 )
▶ Yui Narumi : ...I'm good enough to be known as Sharpshooter Yui-chan.
(0:05:12.37 )
▶ Yui Narumi : I can hit five bullseyes in three seconds.
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▶ Yui Narumi : With enough time to flash a peace sign.
(0:05:17.59 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Then try it out.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Here.
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▶ Yui Narumi : Huh?
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▶ Yui Narumi : What?
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▶ Yui Narumi : You use rifles for shooting games?
(0:05:26.18 )
▶ Yui Narumi : What a surprise!
(0:05:27.68 )
▶ Yui Narumi : I use pistols.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Waku waku! Waku waku!
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▶ EXTRA : Narumi.
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▶ EXTRA : What are you so concentrated on over there?
(0:05:44.15 )
▶ EXTRA : Aren't you on duty?
(0:05:45.95 )
▶ Yui Narumi : What?
(0:05:46.95 )
▶ EXTRA : Okay, back to patrolling.
(0:05:47.19 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Let's try this again...
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▶ Konata Izumi : Onii-san.
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▶ Konata Izumi : We can have anything over there if we hit it?
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▶ EXTRA : Any of them all okay.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Any of them?
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▶ EXTRA : Any of them.
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▶ EXTRA : Whoa, ojou-chan!
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▶ EXTRA : I'm not a prize.
(0:06:07.97 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Summer festivals are all about shaved ice!
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▶ Miyuki Takara : It's pretty hot.
(0:06:13.31 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Let's have some.
(0:06:14.35 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Oh, yeah.
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▶ Konata Izumi : I've been wondering...
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▶ Konata Izumi : I know what strawberry, lemon, and melon are...
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▶ Konata Izumi : ...but what kind of fruit is a Blue Hawaii?
(0:06:22.07 )
▶ Konata Izumi : What does it taste like?
(0:06:24.65 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : L-Like Blue Hawaii?
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▶ Konata Izumi : That's right..
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▶ Konata Izumi : That's what you would think.
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▶ Konata Izumi : So Miyuki-san...
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▶ Konata Izumi : Do you know anything about Blue Hawaii?
(0:06:36.71 )
▶ Miyuki Takara : Blue Hawaii, is it?
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▶ Miyuki Takara : Um, let's see...
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▶ Miyuki Takara : Is it a song?
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▶ Miyuki Takara : B-Blue...
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▶ Miyuki Takara : No, that's not it.
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▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm not really sure.
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▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry I couldn't be of any help.
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▶ Miyuki Takara : I'll look it up in the near future.
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▶ Konata Izumi : I'm counting on you.
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▶ Miyuki Takara : I don't believe there are any fruits or confections by that name.
(0:06:56.73 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Wait.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Shouldn't the person who wants to know...
(0:06:58.69 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...be looking it up instead of Miyuki?
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um...
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : About Blue Hawaii...
(0:07:04.15 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I think the name comes from...
(0:07:07.44 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...a cocktail with the same name and color.
(0:07:09.11 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : The cocktail was named with the movie Blue Hawaii
in mind.
(0:07:12.41 )
▶ Miyuki Takara : You're right.
(0:07:17.41 )
▶ Miyuki Takara : That was very informative.
(0:07:19.21 )
▶ Konata Izumi : When you learn something from Tsukasa...
(0:07:22.54 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...it feels like you've really failed.
(0:07:24.21 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I just realized that I barely have any money left.
(0:07:29.04 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : The stuff at these stalls isn't cheap.
(0:07:31.47 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You have to think before you spend.
(0:07:34.18 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Geez!
(0:07:36.39 )
▶ Konata Izumi : But the whole festival atmosphere makes you wanna spend.
(0:07:39.10 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I guess.
(0:07:44.28 )
▶ Konata Izumi : It's like how you don't realize how expensive doujinshi is when you're at Comiket.
(0:07:45.44 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Afterwards, you're like, "Whoa, I spent a lot."
(0:07:49.90 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Seriously, nobody else understands your world!
(0:07:52.03 )
▶ Konata Izumi : You're all exhausted from waiting in line since morning...
(0:07:55.08 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and it's really far between the west gate and east gate.
(0:07:57.37 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We don't know what you're talking about.
(0:07:59.92 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I love how cotton candy is all fluffy and sweet!
(0:08:02.49 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're not a child.
(0:08:06.92 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Calm down and eat.
(0:08:08.92 )
▶ Konata Izumi : It's not as entertaining when two girls do it.
(0:08:13.05 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't say it.
(0:08:17.26 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Why haven't any of us found any romance?
(0:08:19.05 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Summer means festivals which means yukatas!
(0:08:22.93 )
▶ Konata Izumi : If this was a dating sim...
(0:08:25.27 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...you'd probably trigger at least one flag somewhere.
(0:08:26.61 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Flag?
(0:08:29.19 )
▶ Konata Izumi : And there'd be an event scene.
(0:08:30.24 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Since you'd be in yukatas.
(0:08:32.61 )
▶ Konata Izumi : And it's outdoors.
(0:08:33.16 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Okay, that's far enough.
(0:08:34.33 )
▶ Miyuki Takara : Aren't you going to play anything, Kagami-san?
(0:08:36.44 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Since we're here...
(0:08:39.97 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Might as well scoop goldfish or something.
(0:08:41.60 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I haven't even made a move!
(0:08:49.37 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why are they running away?
(0:08:50.65 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Didn't they sense your barbaric nature and run away?
(0:08:52.09 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Guess we've finally got some hard proof.
(0:08:56.63 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Look!
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : There's one right here!
(0:09:03.06 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're right.
(0:09:05.14 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Okay...
(0:09:06.27 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Gotcha!
(0:09:08.10 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Yay!
(0:09:10.54 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I caught one!
(0:09:11.86 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That was amazing!
(0:09:13.74 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'll take care of it.
(0:09:17.53 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'll take good care of it.
(0:09:19.86 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Gyopi-chan.
(0:09:22.12 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Yo.
(0:09:25.46 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : You're all together!
(0:09:26.34 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I heard there was a festival around here...
(0:09:27.75 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...so I figured I might as well come.
(0:09:30.42 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I love festivals.
(0:09:32.72 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Did you come here together with your boyfriend or something?
(0:09:34.54 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Of course not.
(0:09:38.63 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Don't have one.
(0:09:39.52 )
▶ Konata Izumi : There really isn't a shred of romance around us.
(0:09:41.13 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Figured as much.
(0:09:45.60 )
▶ Yui Narumi : We meet again!
(0:09:47.56 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Even more people? Looks like you're having fun.
(0:09:48.98 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Hello.
(0:09:51.52 )
▶ Yui Narumi : So this is the one who really hit puberty early, huh?
(0:09:57.53 )
▶ Konata Izumi : She's our sensei.
(0:10:01.24 )
▶ Konata Izumi : For homeroom.
(0:10:02.08 )
▶ Yui Narumi : I'm terribly sorry.
(0:10:02.87 )
▶ Yui Narumi : I assumed that you were a classmate.
(0:10:04.21 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : It's okay.
(0:10:07.04 )
▶ Konata Izumi : A relative of mine, Yui-nee san.
(0:10:08.29 )
▶ Konata Izumi : She's a cop.
(0:10:10.13 )
▶ Konata Izumi : As you can see.
(0:10:11.26 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Yeah...
(0:10:12.67 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Today's a summer festival...
(0:10:13.76 )
▶ Yui Narumi : ...so I'm on patrol here.
(0:10:15.51 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Man, they make us work in such hot weather.
(0:10:17.59 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Work?
(0:10:20.67 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Looks like you're just having fun.
(0:10:21.85 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Are you also working?
(0:10:23.84 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Keeping an eye on students?
(0:10:26.31 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Nah.
(0:10:27.61 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I was bored so I figured I'd drop by.
(0:10:28.56 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Lucky you.
(0:10:30.52 )
▶ Yui Narumi : If I wasn't on duty...
(0:10:31.73 )
▶ Yui Narumi : ...I would have come to play around.
(0:10:32.99 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : No.
(0:10:36.86 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : You're already having plenty of fun as it is!
(0:10:37.36 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Are you also by yourself?
(0:10:41.15 )
▶ Yui Narumi : Yes, I am.
(0:10:43.25 )
▶ Nanako Kuroi : I see!
(0:10:45.58 )
▶ EXTRA : Actually, I would recommend balsamic vinegar...
(0:10:58.97 )
▶ EXTRA : But the normal vinegar you may have in your kitchen works fine.
(0:11:01.72 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Balsamic vinegar.
(0:11:04.48 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Balsamic vinegar.
(0:11:06.55 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Balsamic vinegar!
(0:11:09.10 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Summer vacations are kind of boring since you usually have nothing to do.
(0:11:11.35 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You get used to sitting around and doing nothing.
(0:11:16.36 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : If you're going to say that...
(0:11:19.90 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...don't ask me to show you my homework later.
(0:11:21.33 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I see.
(0:11:26.70 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It sure is cute.
(0:11:29.58 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : All stout and rotund.
(0:11:31.46 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : And how the outside looks like a froggie.
(0:11:33.84 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yep, yep.
(0:11:37.92 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Depleted uranium, huh?
(0:11:41.34 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's cool!
(0:11:43.01 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'll get in trouble if I'm on the phone too long.
(0:11:46.80 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Bye, then!
(0:11:51.56 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I was on the phone with Kona-chan...
(0:11:54.94 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...and I mentioned how much free time we have during vacation...
(0:11:56.61 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but she's playing a bunch of games that have piled up, so she has no free time.
(0:12:01.15 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I guess some people still enjoy a full and satisfying summer vacation.
(0:12:05.77 )
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Maybe I should do something, too.
(0:12:10.21 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well...
(0:12:12.66 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I suppose that's okay...
(0:12:13.21 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : But do your homework!
(0:12:15.40 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Honestly...
(0:12:18.30 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Every single time...
(0:12:19.17 )
▶ Konata Izumi : I'll pull one.
(0:12:22.80 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Debuff please.
(0:12:31.02 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Sensei logged on.
(0:12:35.73 )
▶ Konata Izumi : You're on a lot more since it's vacation, huh?
(0:12:42.88 )
▶ Konata Izumi : I've got some time. Wanna go hunting?
(0:12:48.18 )
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm in the cave near Chopron Village.
(0:12:50.40 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Then I'll be waiting by the gate.
(0:12:55.35 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Sensei...
(0:13:16.85 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Stop talking about real life everyday inside the net game world.
(0:13:18.26 )
▶ Konata Izumi : It's like Kagami scolding me every day...
(0:13:24.94 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Yo!
(0:13:29.82 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Sure is hot today.
(0:13:30.91 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Welcome.
(0:13:33.03 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Come on in.
(0:13:34.04 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Hello.
(0:13:34.96 )
▶ Konata Izumi : You set up an electric fan.
(0:13:39.92 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Since it's hot.
(0:13:42.25 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Cool yourself down.
(0:13:43.68 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I knew it.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I knew you'd do it.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan's here.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Yo.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't "good morning" me!
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Do you have any idea what time it is?
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It sure is hot.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You too?!
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▶ Konata Izumi : Well, it's the normal thing to do.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It isn't.
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▶ Tadao Hiiragi : But Kagami also did it this morning.
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▶ Konata Izumi : See.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I was seen.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Looks like Comp Festival's pretty popular.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What's that?
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▶ Konata Izumi : If you collect the forms that come in these magazines and send them in...
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▶ Konata Izumi : ...you can get every single limited edition QUO card.
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▶ Konata Izumi : I'm constantly taking magazines to the register like I'm possessed.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You were saying the same thing about QUO cards the other day.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Japanese people are really weak when it comes to special gifts or limited edition stuff.
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▶ Konata Izumi : That's why it's essential to buy one for preservation, one to look at, and one extra.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Wait!
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're undeniably a special case!
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : There aren't many people like you.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Sometimes, I forget who I lent it to and have to buy another one.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't forget.
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▶ Konata Izumi : So...
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▶ Konata Izumi : I'd like to ask you about that usual thing.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Homework!
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Again?
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'll teach you the stuff you don't know...
(0:15:07.89 )
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...so try doing the problems yourself.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Balsamic vinegar.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Tell me how to do this one.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : For this one...
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▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami.
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▶ Konata Izumi : I don't know how to do here through here.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That was close.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami.
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▶ Konata Izumi : This one is...
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're not even trying to think it through, are you?!
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▶ Konata Izumi : I am thinking it through.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Really...
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▶ Konata Izumi : And I don't know any of the ones past this one.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You aren't thinking after all!
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▶ Konata Izumi : She ended up not telling me how to do them.
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▶ Yui Narumi : Hey!
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▶ Yui Narumi : I'm here to play!
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▶ Konata Izumi : Yui-nee san.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Perfect timing.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Teach me this part.
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▶ Yui Narumi : Math homework?
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▶ Yui Narumi : Let's see.
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▶ Yui Narumi : Leave it to me.
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▶ Yui Narumi : Well...
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▶ Yui Narumi : I must say, as a good police officer...
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▶ Yui Narumi : ...my help would not be to your benefit...
(0:16:12.53 )
▶ Yui Narumi : ...so don't depend on others!
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▶ Konata Izumi : It's such a pain when I don't understand any of the questions...
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▶ Yui Narumi : If you don't know the answer...
(0:16:28.17 )
▶ Yui Narumi : ...just write something that sounds close.
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▶ Yui Narumi : Because you just have to turn the homework in.
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▶ Konata Izumi : I get it.
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▶ Konata Izumi : You're smart!
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▶ Konata Izumi : But this really weakens what she said before...
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▶ Konata Izumi : I doubt this will be to my benefit...
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▶ Yui Narumi : Yeah...
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▶ Yui Narumi : That's what I did!
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▶ Konata Izumi : I'm exhausted...
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▶ Konata Izumi : I'll do a little gaming for a break.
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▶ Konata Izumi : I'll do some solo hunting for thirty minutes.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Thirty minutes should be okay.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Solo hunting, right? Right?
(0:17:06.25 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...becomes fiction.
(0:17:14.59 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...what make you strong.
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▶ Konata Izumi : This isn't...
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▶ Konata Izumi : ...else.
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▶ Konata Izumi : A rare drop.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Laevateinn!
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▶ Konata Izumi : I've never seen anyone with this!
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▶ Konata Izumi : It's ultra rare!
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▶ Konata Izumi : Found a Laeva sword!
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▶ Konata Izumi : Okay. Come on!
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▶ Konata Izumi : Well, where should we try it out?
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▶ Konata Izumi : Everybody's pumped up.
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▶ Konata Izumi : That's right.
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▶ Konata Izumi : I'll buy a bunch of quality potions to pass out.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Let's go back to town first...
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▶ Konata Izumi : Gonna get busy!
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▶ Akira Kogami : Morning luckies!
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▶ Akira Kogami : I'm your navigator, Kogami Akira!
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▶ Akira Kogami : We're already on the fifth episode of Lucky Channel!
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▶ Akira Kogami : Let's get even crazier!
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▶ Akira Kogami : Now let me introduce...
(0:18:35.17 )
▶ Akira Kogami : ...someone who's showing up more often in the actual show and getting full of it...
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▶ Akira Kogami : I mean...
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▶ Akira Kogami : The hardworking...
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▶ Akira Kogami : Shiraishi Minoru-san!
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▶ Akira Kogami : Clap. Clap. Clap.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Well...
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I didn't mean to look like I was full of it...
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm the assistant, Shiraishi Minoru.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : It's a pleasure!
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▶ Akira Kogami : Okay.
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▶ Akira Kogami : We're always receiving lots of postcards.
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▶ Akira Kogami : Today's is from U.S.S. Gatoh-san in Tokyo.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Occupation: NEET.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : This guy sent in fifty by himself...
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▶ Akira Kogami : He must be one sorry guy!
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▶ Akira Kogami : Let's move on to the postcard.
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▶ Akira Kogami : Good day, Akira-san and Minoru-san.
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▶ Akira Kogami : In the actual show, Konata-chan seems to play MMOs.
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▶ Akira Kogami : Do you also play these games, Akira-san?
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▶ Akira Kogami : By the way, I live a happy life playing female characters every day.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : MMOs?
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Online games?
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm sorry to say that I've never tried it.
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▶ Akira Kogami : But it's better if you haven't.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Another blunt response...
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : R-Really?
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▶ Akira Kogami : Too many people getting addicted and giving up on the real world.
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▶ Akira Kogami : I was dumb like that once.
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▶ Akira Kogami : I would log on whenever I had time...
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▶ Akira Kogami : ...and stay on forever doing stuff like PKKing.
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▶ Akira Kogami : Back when I was young.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Wh-When you were young...?
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Er...
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : There were a bunch of words I didn't get...
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▶ Akira Kogami : You're better off not knowing.
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▶ Akira Kogami : Well, only half the audience is going to get it anyway.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : A-Anyway, so you've played them before?
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Then do you have any online experiences you would like to share?
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▶ Akira Kogami : Yep!
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▶ Akira Kogami : Memories! I have some!
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▶ Akira Kogami : When l first started...
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▶ Akira Kogami : ...I didn't know what to do...
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▶ Akira Kogami : ...and I got lots of help from some really nice and experienced guys!
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▶ Akira Kogami : They gave me lots of expensive armor and rare items!
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▶ Akira Kogami : Akira was so touched!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : R-Really...
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▶ Akira Kogami : It was really fun, so you should all play, too!
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▶ Akira Kogami : We're already out of time.
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▶ Akira Kogami : Bye-nee!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Then we'll see you next time.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : So you're popular in those kind of games, huh?
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Huh?
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Akira-sama?
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : What's wrong?
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▶ Akira Kogami : Cut 12 on page 38.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Yes?
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▶ Akira Kogami : Who the hell is Yutaka?!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : That's what you're mad about this time?!
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▶ Akira Kogami : I'm Akira!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Well, that's true...
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▶ Akira Kogami : Bring out whoever's responsible!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : No! Uh...
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : D-Director?
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Director?!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Ah, no.
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▶ Akira Kogami : The hell is Yutaka?!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : A producer would be better.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Producer would be better!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Hey!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : A-Akira-san!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Please calm down!
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Please!
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▶ Akira Kogami : You know.
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▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Yes?
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▶ Akira Kogami : Why don't we change Shiraishi Minoru's name...
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▶ Akira Kogami : ...to something else?
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▶ Akira Kogami : Like Su-
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▶ Konata Izumi : Kagamin, you're so cool!
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Cut that out.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So is Tsukasa or Miyuki next?
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▶ Konata Izumi : Me.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Again?!
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : When did you order a song?!
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▶ Konata Izumi : They were taking too long, and it'd be a waste of time.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sorry.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I need a little more time to decide.
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▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's okay.
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We can kill some time with Konata's singing.
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▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I know this!
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▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Didn't expect you to go with something mainstream.
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▶ Konata Izumi : Kami rules!
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▶ Konata Izumi : Sparking!
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▶ EXTRA : Well, next time on Lucky Star:
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▶ Konata Izumi : Konata here.
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▶ Konata Izumi : When you first start Monster Hunter Dos...
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▶ Konata Izumi : ...the condition for learning weapons is defeating five Gearnos.
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▶ Konata Izumi : So once you return to town...
(0:23:07.87 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and get sent on a quest by the elder...
(0:23:09.07 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...even if you defeat five Gearnos...
(0:23:11.52 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...get loads of snow mountain grass...
(0:23:13.93 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and lots of poponotan...
(0:23:16.08 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...when you can't go back to town...
(0:23:17.88 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...you realize for the first time that you can't access your supply box yourself...
(0:23:19.79 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and your reward is decreased since you didn't read the instruction manual...
(0:23:23.59 )
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and you can't save up money.
(0:23:27.84 )
▶ Konata Izumi : Doesn't it make you wonder about how this applies to the real world?
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▶ Konata Izumi : Next time:
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▶ Konata Izumi : Summer Events!
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▶ Konata Izumi : Look forward to next time!
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