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EXTRA : Nyarlathotep
(Nyarko)
(0:00:14.61)
EXTRA : Asumi Kana (0:00:14.61b)
Nyarlathotep : The wife's name is Nyarko. (0:00:14.90)
EXTRA : Yasaka Mahiro
(Mahiro)
(0:00:19.89)
EXTRA : Kitamura Eri (0:00:19.89b)
Nyarlathotep : The husband's name is Mahiro. (0:00:20.05)
Nyarlathotep : The very normal couple fell
in love very normally,
(0:00:25.69)
Nyarlathotep : and had a very normal marriage. (0:00:29.42)
Nyarlathotep : The one thing that was different... (0:00:32.61)
Nyarlathotep : was that the wife was a Nyarlathotep. (0:00:35.38)
EXTRA : The Wife is a Nyarlathotep (0:00:43.37)
Mahiro Yasaka : Hold it! (0:00:43.81)
Mahiro Yasaka : What the hell was that and why
this early in the morning?
(0:00:46.58)
Nyarlathotep : What do you mean?
It's the video for the report I'm submitting
(0:00:48.72)
Nyarlathotep : to the Planetary Defense Organization. (0:00:51.27)
Mahiro Yasaka : What do you mean "video"? (0:00:53.31)
Mahiro Yasaka : It's all a lie! (0:00:55.20)
Nyarlathotep : But it's true that I'm Nyarlathotep. (0:00:57.29)
Mahiro Yasaka : I'm not talking about that! (0:01:00.84)
Mahiro Yasaka : When did I fall in love
with you and marry you?
(0:01:02.51)
Nyarlathotep : It's eventually going to happen,
so what's the difference?
(0:01:05.27)
Mahiro Yasaka : Quit screwing around... (0:01:08.39)
Kuuko : Then... (0:01:12.11)
Kuuko : I'll edit it so the wife's name is Nyarko, (0:01:13.58)
Kuuko : and the husband's name is Kuuko. (0:01:15.82)
Hasuta : Make a version with me
and Mahiro-kun, too!
(0:01:19.09)
Nyarlathotep : What do you think you're doing
without permission?!
(0:01:21.69)
Mahiro Yasaka : Like you can talk. (0:01:24.45)
Nyarlathotep : Jeez... (0:01:26.11)
Nyarlathotep : What is your issue with being pursued
by such a beautiful girl, Mahiro-san?
(0:01:27.58)
Mahiro Yasaka : I've got quite a few. (0:01:32.19)
Mahiro Yasaka : Not to mention, that's not
your true form, is it?
(0:01:33.84)
EXTRA : Faceless Deity (0:01:36.51)
Nyarlathotep : This is one of my thousand
forms, so it truly is me.
(0:01:36.69)
Mahiro Yasaka : I'm scared to see the remaining 999. (0:01:40.76)
Mahiro Yasaka : Not to mention, (0:01:44.17)
Mahiro Yasaka : Nyarlathotep would drive an
enemy he could easily defeat
(0:01:47.29)
Mahiro Yasaka : into self-destruction
and laugh about it.
(0:01:49.66)
Mahiro Yasaka : Or take over a human's body (0:01:52.88)
Mahiro Yasaka : and secretly get involved in
creating nuclear weapons.
(0:01:54.65)
Mahiro Yasaka : Or try to point the world to
destruction by proclaiming
(0:01:57.78)
Mahiro Yasaka : "You're a monster born of a
human bride and an evil deity."
(0:02:00.95)
Nyarlathotep : Oh, let's not worry about
the little details.
(0:02:05.84)
Mahiro Yasaka : They're not little. Don't ignore
them! Deny some of this!
(0:02:08.44)
Nyarlathotep : Jeez... if you want to see
my true form, Mahiro-san...
(0:02:11.53)
Nyarlathotep : I'll show you what I looked
like when I was born.
(0:02:21.06)
Nyarlathotep : Yeek! (0:02:25.14)
Mahiro Yasaka : Why would it come to that? (0:02:26.52)
Nyarlathotep : Mahiro-san! (0:02:28.16)
Mahiro Yasaka : What? (0:02:29.33)
Nyarlathotep : Nowadays, it's common for
the heroine to be pregnant,
(0:02:31.05)
Nyarlathotep : or to show the heroine from the
previous series giving birth...
(0:02:33.56)
Nyarlathotep : So even though this is a
continuation, I highly suggest
(0:02:36.63)
Nyarlathotep : and will loudly proclaim
that we keep trying!
(0:02:39.75)
Mahiro Yasaka : What are you babbling about? (0:02:41.73)
Nyarlathotep : I hear that morning is when gentlemen are (0:02:43.16)
Nyarlathotep : in the ideal condition to make babies, (0:02:45.43)
Nyarlathotep : so let's make it an established fact! (0:02:47.21)
Nyarlathotep : In English it'd be, "Japanese
gentleman, stand up, please!"
(0:02:49.74)
Kuuko : No. I will have Nyarko's baby. (0:02:54.93)
Kuuko : You can just give birth to my baby, boy. (0:02:59.01)
Mahiro Yasaka : Why would I do that? (0:03:01.60)
Hasuta : Th-Then... (0:03:02.85)
Hasuta : Then maybe I'll have Mahiro-kun's baby. (0:03:04.41)
Nyarlathotep : Hold it, Mahiro-san!
I do not approve of boy on boy!
(0:03:08.16)
Hasuta : No fair, Nyarko-chan!
You keep hogging him!
(0:03:12.02)
Nyarlathotep : How about it, Mahiro-san? (0:03:13.69)
Kuuko : I will not allow you to keep
Nyarko all to yourself.
(0:03:15.06)
Mahiro Yasaka : You know, guys... (0:03:15.39)
Yoriko Yasaka : Oh, you're rather popular
this morning, Hiro-kun.
(0:03:17.76)
Mahiro Yasaka : Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! (0:03:22.28)
Nyarlathotep : Sinanju! (0:03:23.71)
Kuuko : Sinanju! (0:03:23.71)
Hasuta : Sinanju! (0:03:23.71)
EXTRA : Haiyore! (0:04:53.31)
EXTRA : Nyarko-san (0:04:54.02)
EXTRA : Nyarko-san W (0:04:54.85)
Nyarlathotep : In short, the Cthulhu mythos is... (0:04:58.71)
Nyarlathotep : a series of works done by the American
horror author Howard Phillips Lovecraft,
(0:05:02.39)
Nyarlathotep : in which he novelized stories (0:05:06.15)
Nyarlathotep : he had heard from aliens
calling themselves deities.
(0:05:09.07)
EXTRA : The Crawling Chaos (0:05:13.87)
Nyarlathotep : By the way, I'm a Nyarlathotepian. (0:05:14.23)
Kuuko : I'm a Cthughaian. (0:05:17.31)
Hasuta : I'm a Hasturian. (0:05:19.94)
Mahiro Yasaka : What are you all doing? (0:05:22.20)
Nyarlathotep : What are we doing? (0:05:24.55)
Nyarlathotep : We're reading the scenario
explanation from the handout.
(0:05:25.88)
Mahiro Yasaka : What are you explaining and to whom? (0:05:28.69)
Yoriko Yasaka : Say... (0:05:31.75)
Yoriko Yasaka : Aren't you going to be late
if you don't leave soon?
(0:05:33.88)
Mahiro Yasaka : Is it already that time? (0:05:38.20)
Mahiro Yasaka : Come on, hurry up, you guys.
I'm going to leave you behind.
(0:05:39.97)
Nyarlathotep : Fear not! I'll quickly get changed. (0:05:43.19)
Mahiro Yasaka : Hey, now. (0:05:49.91)
Nyarlathotep : Oh wait, forgot my bag. (0:05:51.27)
Nyarlathotep : Changing finished! (0:05:54.36)
Mahiro Yasaka : What is that? (0:05:56.19)
Nyarlathotep : I tried the newest form changing method. (0:05:57.46)
Nyarlathotep : Isn't it amazing? Isn't it awesome? (0:05:59.66)
Kuuko : The magic circle effects were difficult. (0:06:02.16)
Kuuko : We're using them now, while we
still have room in the budget.
(0:06:04.84)
Hasuta : Did I look cool? Did I? (0:06:07.48)
Mahiro Yasaka : You know... (0:06:10.89)
Nyarlathotep : We can put everything away in the
Mirror World to clean up the living room!
(0:06:12.63)
Mahiro Yasaka : That's not what this is about... (0:06:15.90)
Mahiro Yasaka : Oh, that's right. (0:06:19.12)
EXTRA : Attack on
Evil Deity
(0:06:21.46)
Nyarlathotep : Our room? (0:06:27.33)
Mahiro Yasaka : Yeah. (0:06:30.56)
Mahiro Yasaka : If you're able to get your
bag out of some dimension,
(0:06:31.89)
Mahiro Yasaka : couldn't you make a new
room in that dimension?
(0:06:34.72)
Nyarlathotep : Well, I guess it wouldn't be impossible. (0:06:37.59)
Mahiro Yasaka : You've been staying in our living room, (0:06:40.16)
Mahiro Yasaka : but I'm sure you guys would
like privacy sometimes, too.
(0:06:42.56)
Nyarlathotep : I see! (0:06:45.32)
Nyarlathotep : If I was "be with you 24/7," (0:06:46.72)
Nyarlathotep : you'd be so excited that you wouldn't
know what to do with yourself,
(0:06:48.98)
Nyarlathotep : and you'd be so embarrassed,
you'd keep your distance.
(0:06:52.78)
Nyarlathotep : That's what you're trying to say, right?! (0:06:54.46)
Kuuko : I see that your heart goes to
Heartbeat High School
(0:06:56.60)
Kuuko : when you're with a beautiful girl like me. (0:06:58.78)
Kuuko : You are an honest and good child, boy. (0:07:01.97)
Kuuko : Pitter patter. (0:07:04.34)
Hasuta : A-Am I cute? Would you want to hold me? (0:07:06.20)
Mahiro Yasaka : Do not underestimate the fork. (0:07:15.67)
Mahiro Yasaka : The fork... (0:07:18.05)
Mahiro Yasaka : is the strongest weapon in the universe. (0:07:19.91)
Nyarlathotep : Consider it engraved on our livers! (0:07:23.19)
Nyarlathotep : You're trying to tell us to get
our own personal space, right?
(0:07:25.86)
Mahiro Yasaka : Right. (0:07:31.00)
Nyarlathotep : Well, then... (0:07:32.38)
Nyarlathotep : I shall order something of
that manner from yamanso.com.
(0:07:33.88)
Mahiro Yasaka : Yamanso.com? (0:07:37.68)
Kuuko : The biggest online marketplace in space. (0:07:39.68)
Kuuko : Books, games, bras and missiles all at
your fingertips, ready to be downloaded.
(0:07:42.50)
Nyarlathotep : They'll even deliver to Earth,
so it's pretty convenient.
(0:07:47.73)
Nyarlathotep : All right, it's done. (0:07:51.37)
Nyarlathotep : It'll arrive sometime today. (0:07:53.24)
Mahiro Yasaka : That's pretty fast. (0:07:55.20)
Nyarlathotep : Well, it is super amazing space technology! (0:07:56.45)
Mahiro Yasaka : You guys sure like to use the
word "space" conveniently.
(0:08:00.50)
Nyarlathotep : Hey, wa— (0:08:03.77)
Nyarlathotep : Wait, Mahiro-san! (0:08:04.74)
EXTRA : Sender: Chief
To: Nyarko
Subject: Urgent
Information received about an
alien entering Earth illegally.
Investigate and report immediately.
(0:08:06.65)
Tamao Kurei : Good morning, Nyarko-chan! (0:08:10.50)
Takehiko Yoichi : Good morning, Yasaka-kun. (0:08:12.68)
Nyarlathotep : Kurei Tamao-san, also known
as the "Walking Speaker,"
(0:08:14.99)
Nyarlathotep : and class representative,
Yoichi Takehiko-san.
(0:08:18.98)
Mahiro Yasaka : Exactly who are you explaining this to? (0:08:22.16)
Takehiko Yoichi : You seem energetic as usual, Nyarko-san. (0:08:25.01)
Mahiro Yasaka : You're going to let that behavior pass (0:08:27.42)
Mahiro Yasaka : as just being energetic? (0:08:29.60)
Tamao Kurei : Nyarko-chan, Nyarko-chan! (0:08:31.69)
Nyarlathotep : Yes! (0:08:33.19)
Nyarlathotep : What is it, Tamao-san? (0:08:34.33)
Tamao Kurei : Any developments with Yasaka-kun since then? (0:08:36.44)
Nyarlathotep : It would depend on when
you're referring to, but...
(0:08:39.34)
Nyarlathotep : We are nowhere near
where I'd like us to be.
(0:08:43.11)
Tamao Kurei : Still, don't you think Yasaka-kun's
personality has improved lately?
(0:08:47.46)
Nyarlathotep : You think so? (0:08:53.26)
Tamao Kurei : I do! Also... (0:08:54.90)
Tamao Kurei : Just one more push and... (0:08:56.93)
Nyarlathotep : S-Seriously? (0:08:59.92)
Tamao Kurei : Yep! (0:09:01.57)
Nyarlathotep : Nyarko's gonna give it her all! (0:09:04.51)
Nyarlathotep : If pushing isn't enough,
I'm gonna go for the kill!
(0:09:06.74)
Tamao Kurei : Keep it up. I'm rooting for you. (0:09:09.11)
Teacher : Everyone, take your seats. (0:09:13.02)
Teacher : We're going to start morning homeroom. (0:09:15.24)
Teacher : Today... (0:09:19.22)
Nyarlathotep : Hey, Sensei! (0:09:20.92)
Teacher : Hm? What is it? (0:09:23.14)
Nyarlathotep : I'm not feeling well, so to feel better, (0:09:24.31)
Nyarlathotep : I'm going to rest in the nurse's
office with Mahiro-san.
(0:09:26.98)
Nyarlathotep : For about an hour. (0:09:29.46)
Mahiro Yasaka : What the hell are you
saying out of nowhere?!
(0:09:30.97)
Nyarlathotep : Juagg! (0:09:33.23)
Nyarlathotep : But nowadays, it's common for
heroines to be pregnant,
(0:09:36.72)
Nyarlathotep : or to show the heroine from the
previous series giving birth...
(0:09:38.83)
Mahiro Yasaka : I already heard all of this. (0:09:41.17)
Teacher : I didn't hear a thing... (0:09:42.31)
Nyarlathotep : Now, Mahiro-san, (0:09:45.83)
Nyarlathotep : since we got permission from the teacher... (0:09:47.62)
Mahiro Yasaka : We didn't get permission for anything! (0:09:49.23)
Kuuko : Boy. (0:09:52.20)
Kuuko : Nyarko's first time has
been promised to me.
(0:09:54.78)
Mahiro Yasaka : Who cares?! More importantly: hot, hot, hot! (0:09:58.73)
Hasuta : Y-You're like an older
brother, Mahiro-kun,
(0:10:01.26)
Hasuta : but that doesn't matter as
long as there's love, right?
(0:10:05.19)
Mahiro Yasaka : Of course it matters!
Stop joking around!
(0:10:07.71)
Nyarlathotep : Now, now, Mahiro-san! (0:10:10.24)
Kuuko : Boy. (0:10:11.88)
Hasuta : Mahiro-kun. (0:10:12.69)
Nyarlathotep : Until you go with me to the nurse's office, (0:10:13.96)
Nyarlathotep : I will not let go of your hand! (0:10:16.68)
Mahiro Yasaka : You guys... (0:10:16.68b)
Mahiro Yasaka : Enough! (0:10:20.34)
Nyarlathotep : Zaku! (0:10:21.44)
Kuuko : Mari! (0:10:22.13)
Hasuta : Ner! (0:10:22.88)
Nyarlathotep : I failed. (0:10:26.86)
Tamao Kurei : I wonder what went wrong? (0:10:28.93)
Nyarlathotep : Should I strengthen my Blast element (0:10:31.64)
Nyarlathotep : and go for a partial explosion? (0:10:34.18)
Tamao Kurei : Well, Yasaka-kun is shy, (0:10:38.91)
Tamao Kurei : so maybe he's embarrassed
if it's too out in the open.
(0:10:41.92)
Nyarlathotep : So you're saying... (0:10:45.39)
Tamao Kurei : That you should pick
a more romantic location,
(0:10:47.43)
Tamao Kurei : where it's quiet, slightly
dark, and you two can be alone.
(0:10:50.30)
Nyarlathotep : Quiet, slightly dark, and we're alone? (0:10:53.93)
Tamao Kurei : I think it's worth a try. (0:11:00.26)
Nyarlathotep : You're right. (0:11:03.03)
Nyarlathotep : All right, I'll give it a try! (0:11:04.43)
Nyarlathotep : Mahiro-san! (0:11:08.81)
Mahiro Yasaka : What... (0:11:10.27)
Nyarlathotep : I need to speak with you. (0:11:12.12)
Nyarlathotep : It's very important! (0:11:14.27)
Nyarlathotep : Now we can finally be alone. (0:11:22.84)
Mahiro Yasaka : Hey, wait! We're inside a locker... (0:11:25.29)
Nyarlathotep : This is the only place
that I could think of
(0:11:27.97)
Nyarlathotep : that's quiet, slightly dark,
and where we'd be alone.
(0:11:30.51)
Mahiro Yasaka : Stop messing around!
I can't stay in here.
(0:11:33.57)
Mahiro Yasaka : I'm getting out. (0:11:36.48)
EXTRA : Girls' Locker Room (0:11:37.34)
Mahiro Yasaka : Wait, this can't be... (0:11:40.66)
Nyarlathotep : Even I was too hesitant to
go into the boys' locker room.
(0:11:42.57)
Mahiro Yasaka : You... (0:11:47.28)
Nyarlathotep : So apparently the neighboring
class's next subject is PE.
(0:11:48.81)
Mahiro Yasaka : This was on purpose. (0:11:52.98)
Mahiro Yasaka : You totally knew when
you put us in here.
(0:11:54.53)
Nyarlathotep : I... (0:11:56.94)
Nyarlathotep : love you, Mahiro-san! (0:11:58.18)
Mahiro Yasaka : Wha— (0:12:02.55)
Nyarlathotep : Aw, you're all red! (0:12:03.38)
Nyarlathotep : So you do have feelings
for me, after all.
(0:12:05.82)
Mahiro Yasaka : I-If you don't stop,
I'm going to get ang—
(0:12:09.56)
Nyarlathotep : They're going to find
us if you're too loud.
(0:12:14.13)
Nyarlathotep : Well, even if you were
labeled as a pervert,
(0:12:18.34)
Nyarlathotep : I'm confident that I'd
still be able to love you.
(0:12:22.46)
Nyarlathotep : Mahiro-san. (0:12:27.82)
Mahiro Yasaka : What are you... (0:12:32.67)
EXTRA : Haiyore! Nyarko-san W (0:12:46.03)
Nyarlathotep : Ouch, hot! Oopsie. (0:12:47.43)
EXTRA : Haiyore! Nyarko-san W (0:12:50.95)
Nyarlathotep : Haiyore Nyarko-san W! (0:12:51.90)
Takehiko Yoichi : See you tomorrow, Kurei-san. (0:13:01.29)
Tamao Kurei : See you! (0:13:03.18)
Hasuta : Are you all right, Mahiro-kun? (0:13:05.72)
Mahiro Yasaka : Yeah, I'm feeling a lot calmer. (0:13:07.91)
Nyarlathotep : That's good to hear,
but don't push yourself.
(0:13:10.74)
Nyarlathotep : You should lie down. (0:13:14.44)
Nyarlathotep : I'll lie next to you— Stark Jegan! (0:13:17.15)
Mahiro Yasaka : Jeez... (0:13:20.99)
Mahiro Yasaka : If Hasuta and Kuuko hadn't come, (0:13:22.54)
Mahiro Yasaka : I don't know what would have happened. (0:13:24.31)
Nyarlathotep : Jeez... (0:13:30.64)
Nyarlathotep : It's so hard when the one you
love is a good-for-nothing.
(0:13:31.87)
Nyarlathotep : I-I'm kidding! It's a joke! (0:13:35.75)
Kuuko : Boy. (0:13:38.89)
Kuuko : Nyarko's and your first times
have been promised to me.
(0:13:40.77)
Kuuko : You should not forget that. (0:13:45.48)
Mahiro Yasaka : I don't remember making that promise. (0:13:47.76)
Hasuta : Mahiro-kun, here you go.
I brought your stuff.
(0:13:50.02)
Mahiro Yasaka : Thanks, Hasuta. (0:13:53.47)
Mahiro Yasaka : Well, then... (0:13:55.78)
Mahiro Yasaka : Let's go home. (0:13:57.62)
Nyarlathotep : Come on! (0:13:59.16)
Nyarlathotep : The super fun After School
Tea Time is about to begin.
(0:14:00.43)
Nyarlathotep : My ghost is whispering to me (0:14:04.14)
Nyarlathotep : that I should invite you
so I can apologize as well.
(0:14:07.14)
Mahiro Yasaka : Don't listen to those whispers. (0:14:09.75)
Kuuko : Boy. (0:14:11.75)
Kuuko : Making side trips is part of being a student. (0:14:12.97)
Hasuta : I-I want to go shopping
with you, too, Mahiro-kun.
(0:14:15.27)
Nyarlathotep : Well then, where shall we go? (0:14:19.80)
Nyarlathotep : The net is vast! (0:14:22.08)
Kuuko : Boy... (0:14:22.84)
Hasuta : Mahiro-kun! (0:14:23.27)
Mahiro Yasaka : Oh, all right, just get off me! (0:14:23.78)
Nyarlathotep : So vast... (0:14:31.72)
Nyarlathotep : the entertainment of Earth! (0:14:33.87)
Kuuko : I will be able to fight
for at least ten years.
(0:14:36.54)
Nyarlathotep : What?! The pre-order extra and the
in-store extra are different?!
(0:14:38.93)
Kuuko : The skin showing is the same, (0:14:44.06)
Kuuko : but the character arrangement
and posing are different.
(0:14:46.20)
Nyarlathotep : I have no choice but to buy both! (0:14:48.85)
Mahiro Yasaka : You guys seem to be having fun. (0:14:52.70)
Mahiro Yasaka : Didn't you buy the same
thing at the other shop?
(0:14:54.97)
Nyarlathotep : What are you saying?! (0:14:58.45)
Nyarlathotep : This is part of my job as well. (0:15:00.44)
Nyarlathotep : Actually, I'm in it for the extras.
Is there a problem with that?
(0:15:02.10)
Mahiro Yasaka : Yes, I have a problem with that. (0:15:05.40)
Kuuko : Earth's entertainment is the object of envy throughout space. (0:15:06.95)
Kuuko : To understand what is currently popular (0:15:10.40)
Kuuko : is part of the duty of the
Planetary Defense Organization.
(0:15:12.72)
Kuuko : We must be well attuned to... (0:15:15.14)
Kuuko : current fads and bodies. (0:15:18.07)
Nyarlathotep : Don't announce that in front
of the general public!
(0:15:22.08)
Kuuko : Nyarko... (0:15:22.56)
Mahiro Yasaka : Did you find something interesting? (0:15:26.95)
EXTRA : Silk Tree (0:15:29.24)
EXTRA : Breaking Into a New Age?!
Girls Prohibited!! Anthology
(0:15:29.24b)
Mahiro Yasaka : Wh-What the hell is that?! (0:15:31.31)
Nyarlathotep : Well, well. If it isn't the Mahiro-san (0:15:33.06)
Nyarlathotep : book released by one of the
space circle four kings,
(0:15:35.59)
Nyarlathotep : the Ut'ulls-Hr’herian, Tsuruko-sensei. (0:15:38.26)
Mahiro Yasaka : What?! (0:15:40.03)
Kuuko : To find that here...
Earth is quite amazing.
(0:15:41.25)
Mahiro Yasaka : Why am I... (0:15:43.75)
Kuuko : Your face is loved by aliens, boy. (0:15:45.67)
Kuuko : Almost to the point that I may actually
waver, despite my loyalty to Nyarko.
(0:15:48.36)
Nyarlathotep : Goluah! Mahiro-san is my husband! (0:15:51.75)
Hasuta : Okay, I'm going to go buy this now. (0:15:54.33)
Mahiro Yasaka : Hey, wait! (0:15:55.69)
Hasuta : I thought I would use it as a reference. (0:15:57.62)
Mahiro Yasaka : For what... (0:15:59.77)
Hasuta : Hey, give that back! (0:16:02.37)
Nyarlathotep : Hasuta-kun, let me have this. (0:16:02.46)
Kuuko : I shall sell this for top dollar. (0:16:04.81)
Hasuta : Give it back! (0:16:05.66)
Hasuta : No! (0:16:07.68)
Nyarlathotep : Let go, both of you! (0:16:08.83)
Kuuko : It's hard to date someone on a whim.
I feel bad, but I can't stop.
(0:16:10.62)
Hasuta : Kuuko-chan! That's mine! (0:16:14.44)
EXTRA : Thank you for your purchase. (0:16:18.86)
Nyarlathotep : Such an important piece... (0:16:26.62)
Nyarlathotep : You leave me no choice. (0:16:29.14)
Nyarlathotep : With this Yggsdrasil dew, (0:16:31.14)
Nyarlathotep : even ash will return
to its former state.
(0:16:33.08)
Nyarlathotep : So mean. I only have
one of those at a time.
(0:16:35.61)
Mahiro Yasaka : All right, we're going home. (0:16:39.30)
Nyarlathotep : Not yet. We're not done just yet! (0:16:41.10)
Nyarlathotep : I told you there'd be
an apology involved.
(0:16:45.00)
Nyarlathotep : The fun's just beginning. (0:16:47.79)
Mahiro Yasaka : What? (0:16:50.05)
EXTRA : Welcome!
Cosplay Cafe
Pretty Pretty Bell
We Are Open
(0:16:52.11)
EXTRA : CAOS CAOS I wanna CAOS (0:16:52.75)
EXTRA : The burning chaos is invincible
(exciting, exciting)
(0:16:56.40)
EXTRA : CAOS CAOS una sera CAOS (0:16:59.55)
EXTRA : This feeling feels like it's burning. (0:17:03.07)
EXTRA : So! (0:17:05.56)
EXTRA : We! Ooh! (0:17:06.11)
EXTRA : Are gonna break! Nya! (0:17:07.06)
EXTRA : The world is Dark! (Cosmic!) (0:17:07.90)
EXTRA : So cute! (0:17:11.23)
Mahiro Yasaka : Wh-Wh-Wha... (0:17:15.33)
Nyarlathotep : How was that, Mahiro-san? (0:17:17.40)
Mahiro Yasaka : What is this place? (0:17:19.36)
Nyarlathotep : What do you mean, "What?"
It's a cosplay cafe.
(0:17:21.79)
Nyarlathotep : If there are requests, the
customers can cosplay as well.
(0:17:24.40)
Kuuko : Nowadays, movement in the
dance scene is important, too.
(0:17:27.79)
Mahiro Yasaka : Like I'd know. (0:17:31.50)
Hasuta : Was I cute? Was I? (0:17:32.88)
Mahiro Yasaka : I don't know about you
asking that question.
(0:17:36.89)
EXTRA : Welcome ≺3 (0:17:41.29)
Mahiro Yasaka : I swear that Kurei was just here, too... (0:17:41.69)
Nyarlathotep : Oh, let's not worry about
the little details.
(0:17:45.71)
Mahiro Yasaka : You actually think that'll
solve everything?
(0:17:48.48)
Tsuruko : C-Could that be Yasaka Mahiro-kyun? (0:17:50.78)
Tsuruko : Wh-Wh-What am I going to do?! (0:17:53.59)
EXTRA : Is something wrong, Tsuruko-chan? (0:17:55.93)
Tsuruko : N-N-Nothing at all! (0:17:57.41)
Tsuruko : To think I'd meet the real one so soon. (0:17:59.74)
Tsuruko : It was totally worth entering the Earth
illegally to write the Mahiro book.
(0:18:03.44)
Tsuruko : I'll have to interview him,
and take photos of him,
(0:18:08.07)
Tsuruko : and then I'll have him sign this book (0:18:10.87)
Tsuruko : and then ask him to shake my hand! (0:18:13.25)
EXTRA : Now, I'd like to begin the Moe Moe
Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament Election.
(0:18:18.73)
Mahiro Yasaka : Rock-paper-scissors tournament? (0:18:26.61)
Nyarlathotep : Yes! Anyone can enter and if you win... (0:18:28.27)
Nyarlathotep : You can be the center. (0:18:32.25)
Mahiro Yasaka : Center? (0:18:34.14)
Nyarlathotep : You'll release a new song as a unit. (0:18:35.16)
Nyarlathotep : Accel, Key, Bird...
otherwise known as AK—
(0:18:38.10)
Mahiro Yasaka : Don't. (0:18:41.06)
Nyarlathotep : The last time I won, I released
a song called "Ue Kara Nyar—"
(0:18:41.67)
Mahiro Yasaka : I said, don't. (0:18:44.38)
EXTRA : Now, let's start round one. (0:18:46.75)
EXTRA : Rock... paper... (0:18:50.29)
Hasuta : Scissors! (0:18:52.95)
EXTRA : All right! (0:18:54.06)
Hasuta : I lost... (0:18:56.25)
Mahiro Yasaka : Did you want to be the center? (0:18:58.80)
Hasuta : I wanted to become the center and say, (0:19:01.34)
Hasuta : "Even if you hate me, please
don't hate Mahiro-kun."
(0:19:04.12)
Mahiro Yasaka : Stop before you get us sued. (0:19:07.41)
Tsuruko : I lost... (0:19:11.81)
Tsuruko : Don't cry, Tsuruko. (0:19:15.15)
Tsuruko : For the sake of those waiting for (0:19:16.72)
Tsuruko : "We Have Felt Loneliness" Circle's
new issue as well.
(0:19:18.29)
Tsuruko : I still have a duty that I must fulfill! (0:19:20.86)
Tsuruko : Like interviews, handshakes,
and autographs!
(0:19:23.34)
EXTRA : We're down to our finalists. (0:19:28.74)
EXTRA : We have Nyarko-san and Kuuko-san! (0:19:31.52)
Hasuta : That's amazing! (0:19:35.94)
Hasuta : They both made it to the finals! (0:19:37.36)
Nyarlathotep : I see... so it appears it is
fate that we fight.
(0:19:39.71)
Kuuko : If we do not fight, we cannot survive. (0:19:45.81)
EXTRA : Fighters... (0:19:49.59)
EXTRA : take your stance! (0:19:51.74)
EXTRA : Rock... Paper... (0:19:54.77)
EXTRA : Scissors! (0:20:04.17)
Nyarlathotep : Rock! (0:20:04.94)
Kuuko : Scissors! (0:20:05.73)
Kuuko : Paper! (0:20:06.64)
Nyarlathotep : Paper! (0:20:06.64)
Nyarlathotep : I knew that's what you'd do! (0:20:10.83)
Mahiro Yasaka : Hold on a second!
What are you guys doing?
(0:20:14.65)
Nyarlathotep : Don't try to stop us!
Girls have a will they must follow!
(0:20:18.10)
Kuuko : I don't mind winning by force. (0:20:23.70)
Mahiro Yasaka : Hey! Come on, stop it, you two! (0:20:27.30)
Tsuruko : This could be... (0:20:29.96)
Tsuruko : the best chance to get
close to Mahiro-kun
(0:20:31.08)
Tsuruko : while everyone is paying
attention to the stage.
(0:20:33.58)
Nyarlathotep : This is the finale! (0:20:36.91)
Kuuko : We're doing this one-on-one. (0:20:38.65)
Mahiro Yasaka : I told you to wait, damn it! (0:20:40.46)
Tsuruko : Um, could I interview you,
and get pictures of you?
(0:20:43.47)
Tsuruko : Please sign this, Mahiro-kyun. (0:20:45.59)
Mahiro Yasaka : Huh? (0:20:47.54)
Kuuko : Ow... (0:21:07.69)
Mahiro Yasaka : Damn it. You went overboard again. (0:21:10.55)
Mahiro Yasaka : You better have erased
all of their memories.
(0:21:13.38)
Kuuko : Don't worry. There's no problem. (0:21:17.58)
Nyarlathotep : I sort of feel confused when I see that. (0:21:21.95)
Hasuta : You're imagining things, Nyarko-chan. (0:21:25.99)
Nyarlathotep : A text from the chief? (0:21:32.88)
Nyarlathotep : It says that "The signal of the alien
that entered illegally has disappeared. Well done."
(0:21:34.46)
Nyarlathotep : I wonder what this means? (0:21:39.55)
Mahiro Yasaka : Like I'd know. (0:21:41.55)
Nyarlathotep : All's well that ends well. (0:21:43.67)
Nyarlathotep : To think I swiftly took care of the
incident without even knowing it,
(0:21:44.71)
Nyarlathotep : I'm pretty amazing. (0:21:48.25)
Mahiro Yasaka : You really are rather
irresponsible, aren't you?
(0:21:50.07)
Mahiro Yasaka : We're home. (0:21:54.82)
Yoriko Yasaka : Welcome home, Hiro-kun. (0:21:56.50)
Yoriko Yasaka : Oh, by the way, there's a
package for you, Nyarko-san.
(0:21:59.29)
Yoriko Yasaka : Says it's from yamanso.com. (0:22:02.72)
Mahiro Yasaka : Already? (0:22:05.05)
Mahiro Yasaka : That was fast. (0:22:06.60)
Hasuta : Let's hurry and open it! (0:22:07.78)
Nyarlathotep : Oh, wait just one minute. (0:22:09.64)
Nyarlathotep : What is it now? (0:22:13.22)
Nyarlathotep : It's a number I don't know. (0:22:16.59)
Yoriko Yasaka : What did she order? (0:22:18.90)
Mahiro Yasaka : Oh, a room for all of them... (0:22:20.48)
Nyarlathotep : Hello? (0:22:22.37)
Nyarlathotep : If this is a "It's me" scam, (0:22:23.75)
Nyarlathotep : I'll force you into an
unpleasant ancient ruins
(0:22:25.61)
Nyarlathotep : and make you feel fear greater than death. (0:22:27.83)
Nyarlathotep : Huh? (0:22:31.08)
Mahiro Yasaka : Nyarko? (0:22:34.32)
Nyarlathotep : Oh, crap. (0:22:36.92)
Nyarlathotep : Nyarko has come back thanks
to all of you! Thank ya!
(0:24:10.71)
Mahiro Yasaka : You're way too excited. (0:24:14.21)
Nyarlathotep : Enough to push you down, Mahiro-san. (0:24:15.20)
Mahiro Yasaka : You can throw that kind
of excitement away.
(0:24:17.27)
Nyarlathotep : Next time: "Nyarko-san
Won't Try Her Best."
(0:24:18.65)
Mahiro Yasaka : Hey. (0:24:20.32)
Nyarlathotep : Next week with Nyarko, Merry... (0:24:20.85)
Mahiro Yasaka : You're just going to
leave the subtitle wrong?
(0:24:22.56)

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