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Purple Heart : Hear ye, all Gamindustri residents far and wide. (0:00:06.79)
Purple Heart : We take one giant leap toward a new era today. (0:00:17.12)
Purple Heart : It brings me great pleasure to be together with you all (0:00:20.93)
Purple Heart : as we welcome this joyous day. (0:00:24.71)
Purple Heart : As you all know, (0:00:31.03)
Purple Heart : this world has been torn by strife over the past few years. (0:00:32.47)
Purple Heart : Lastation, governed by the goddess Black Heart. (0:00:38.75)
Purple Heart : Lowee, governed by the goddess White Heart. (0:00:47.07)
Purple Heart : Leanbox, governed by the goddess Green Heart. (0:00:52.59)
Purple Heart : And Planeptune, governed by myself, the goddess Purple Heart. (0:01:00.57)
Purple Heart : Share Energy forms the basis of national power in this world. (0:01:07.71)
Purple Heart : The four nations competed over it, and sometimes we goddesses ourselves came to blows. (0:01:12.43)
Purple Heart : But now the curtain shall fall on that chapter of history. (0:01:16.72)
Purple Heart : The treaty of friendship that shall be signed today (0:01:21.91)
Purple Heart : will prohibit taking Share Energy by force. (0:01:24.67)
Purple Heart : From this point onward, the only way to acquire it will be by making one's country a better place, (0:01:27.99)
Purple Heart : which will lead to worldwide development and progress. (0:01:33.61)
Green Heart : We hereby swear to overcome the past and create a world filled with hope. (0:01:38.24)
Black Heart : We hereby swear to overcome the past and create a world filled with hope. (0:01:38.24)
White Heart : We hereby swear to overcome the past and create a world filled with hope. (0:01:38.24)
Purple Heart : We hereby swear to overcome the past and create a world filled with hope. (0:01:38.24)
Neptune : Yahoo! (0:01:59.23)
Neptune : Done and dusted! (0:02:01.60)
Black Heart : The difference between your two forms never fails to amaze me, Neptune. (0:02:06.21)
Neptune : That aside, what'd you think of my speech, Noire? (0:02:11.65)
Noire : Well, it wasn't bad... (0:02:15.39)
Noire : Though I'm pretty sure Histoire wrote it for you. (0:02:17.95)
White Heart : It sure pisses me off that you got to hog the spotlight. (0:02:21.28)
Neptune : C'mon, Blanc. Don't say that! (0:02:25.29)
Blanc : I regret using rock-paper-scissors to decide the speaker. (0:02:29.29)
Green Heart : Why don't you just let it go? (0:02:32.83)
Vert : Saying that now just makes you sound immature. (0:02:35.79)
Neptune : She's right! (0:02:38.76)
Neptune : After all, we're no longer enemies! (0:02:39.65)
Neptune : We're best buds now, right? (0:02:41.80)
Histoire : A month has already passed since that amazing ceremony. (0:02:49.17)
Histoire : You aren't doing anything a goddess is supposed to do, Neptune!{you aren't doing your job as a goddess/you aren't doing any goddess work at all} (0:02:55.19)
Neptune : Cheating jump! (0:02:59.12)
Neptune : Fiddlesticks! (0:03:00.65)
Histoire : Are you listening to me? (0:03:01.62)
Neptune : Well, I guess these peaceful days just turned my brain to mush! (0:03:04.79)
Histoire : Neptune, goddesses have all kinds of work— (0:03:07.50)
Nepgear : Sis! (0:03:10.90)
Nepgear : Tea's ready! (0:03:11.93)
Neptune : Thanks, Nepgear! (0:03:13.75)
Neptune : Wanna go head-to-head? (0:03:16.01)
Nepgear : Sure! (0:03:17.43)
Histoire : Not you too, Nepgear! (0:03:18.01)
Histoire : Knock it off! (0:03:21.29)
Neptune : Zoinks! (0:03:24.46)
Neptune : Hey, the manual said not to do that! (0:03:25.51)
Neptune : Don't try this at home, kids! (0:03:31.51)
Compa : Iffy! (0:05:08.23)
IF : Compa! (0:05:10.99)
IF : Done with work? (0:05:14.33)
Compa : Yes. (0:05:16.13)
Compa : I'm on my way to Nep-Nep's place. (0:05:17.29)
IF : Oh, then I'll go with you. (0:05:20.17)
EXTRA : With the right rules and regulations, we can— (0:05:23.11)
Histoire : Take a look at this! (0:05:36.19)
Histoire : At the Share Crystal, not me! (0:05:40.93)
Nepgear : What about it? (0:05:45.03)
Histoire : The amount of Share Energy gathered in our country's Share Crystal (0:05:47.93)
Histoire : is currently showing a downward trend. (0:05:51.01)
Neptune : There's still a whole bunch. (0:05:53.95)
Neptune : No need to worry, right? (0:05:56.15)
Histoire : Of course there is! (0:05:58.69)
Histoire : You know where we get Shares from, don't you? (0:06:00.07)
Neptune : Oh... (0:06:02.95)
Nepgear : The feelings of trust that the citizens place in the goddess, right? (0:06:04.01)
Histoire : Indeed. (0:06:08.38)
Histoire : This downward trend shows that our citizens are slowly falling out of love with Neptune! (0:06:09.31)
Neptune : Say what? (0:06:15.31)
Neptune : I don't remember doing anything that'd make them hate me. (0:06:16.30)
Nepgear : I don't think you've done anything recently that'd make them love you, either. (0:06:20.39)
Nepgear : W-Well... (0:06:24.03)
IF : Nepgear's right. (0:06:26.03)
IF : We're sorry, Histoire. (0:06:28.37)
IF : We just happened to overhear the conversation. (0:06:30.21)
Histoire : I don't mind if it's you two. (0:06:31.87)
Neptune : Not you too, Iffy! (0:06:34.65)
Neptune : Are you gonna take Histy's side as well? (0:06:36.15)
Neptune : But you're different, right, Compa? (0:06:37.93)
Compa : Look at this, Nep-Nep. (0:06:39.21)
Neptune : Huh? (0:06:41.96)
Neptune : Goddess... go home. (0:06:42.79)
Neptune : Ack! (0:06:44.65)
Compa : In order to make these people understand you, (0:06:45.39)
Compa : you need to work much harder at your job. (0:06:49.35)
Neptune : She hit my weak point for massive damage!{can't tell if it's chimeishou or chimeido or shimei* or w/e. requesting help on 'korezo * ka!'}{if it is chimeishou, i'm so tempted to use "she struck my weak point for massive damage!"} (0:06:52.63)
Neptune : I'm in big trouble! (0:06:54.01)
Histoire : It's this nation that's in big trouble! (0:06:55.77)
Histoire : For one thing, goddesses are supposed to devote all their blood, sweat, and tears to their citizens! (0:06:58.27)
Histoire : That is why you goddesses possess the great powers you do. (0:07:03.15)
Neptune : Man, lectures are the worst. (0:07:07.17)
Histoire : With great power comes great responsibility! (0:07:07.29)
Neptune : How can I get away from here? (0:07:10.95)
Neptune : Oh, right! (0:07:13.75)
Neptune : I'll go learn what it means to be a goddess! (0:07:15.39)
Histoire : Huh? (0:07:18.91)
Histoire : Learn? From whom? (0:07:21.17)
Neptune : Uh... Noire! (0:07:24.13)
Nepgear : What?! (0:07:26.73)
Neptune : Lastation's Noire! (0:07:27.80)
Noire : I don't really get what's happening here, you see. (0:07:35.14)
Noire : Mind explaining to me why a neighboring country's goddess is sleeping at our Basilicom?! (0:07:38.21)
Neptune : Oh, just pretend I'm not here and carry on with your job. (0:07:42.14)
Neptune : I don't mind. (0:07:45.77)
Noire : Well, I do! (0:07:47.32)
Nepgear : We're so sorry, Noire. (0:07:48.83)
Nepgear : Sis! (0:07:50.91)
Neptune : What's the big deal? (0:07:52.40)
Nepgear : Aren't you here to learn what it means to be a goddess? (0:07:53.57)
Noire : Sorry, but I'll have to refuse. (0:07:56.43)
Noire : I don't intend to extend an olive branch to my enemies. (0:07:58.41)
Neptune : Hey, I'm not your enemy! (0:08:01.37)
Neptune : We signed a treaty of friendship! (0:08:04.27)
Neptune : We're budd— (0:08:06.56)
Noire : Doesn't change the fact that we're still competing over Share Energy. (0:08:07.52)
Noire : You're still my enemy. (0:08:10.25)
Neptune : See, you keep saying all these totally uncute things! (0:08:10.97)
Neptune : That's why people say you have no friends! (0:08:14.45)
Noire : I-I do have a friend! (0:08:17.22)
Neptune : Really? (0:08:19.95)
Neptune : Who? (0:08:20.87)
Neptune : Where are they from? What do they do? (0:08:21.55)
Noire : Huh? (0:08:22.85)
Noire : Uh... Well... (0:08:24.13)
Uni : I'm done with those documents, Sis. (0:08:26.95)
Noire : Hey there, Uni. (0:08:30.95)
Noire : Just put them over there. (0:08:32.41)
Uni : I was quite fast this time, wasn't I? (0:08:34.17)
Uni : I gave it my all— (0:08:38.77)
Noire : Guess so. (0:08:40.34)
Noire : You've reached normal levels now, I suppose. (0:08:41.54)
Neptune : Hey! (0:08:43.79)
Neptune : Is Uni that so-called friend of yours? (0:08:45.00)
Neptune : I don't think you can call your sister a friend. (0:08:49.07)
Noire : You've got the wrong idea. (0:08:51.91)
Noire : I have other— (0:08:53.07)
Neptune : Really? (0:08:54.92)
Neptune : That's what you say, but aren't you just a loner? (0:08:56.22)
Noire : No way! (0:08:58.57)
Uni : Nepgear... (0:09:10.94)
Nepgear : Sorry my sister had to butt in. (0:09:13.99)
Uni : Nah, it's fine. (0:09:17.37)
Uni : That's how Sis always is with me. (0:09:18.28)
Uni : Looks like she won't ever praise me unless I do a better job than she would. (0:09:23.04)
Uni : We all know that's just not gonna happen, though. (0:09:29.95)
Nepgear : Uni... (0:09:34.01)
Uni : I can't even transform yet. (0:09:35.80)
Nepgear : That goes for me, Rom, and Ram too. (0:09:39.27)
Uni : I-I guess... (0:09:44.79)
Uni : I'm sure I'll be the first out of the four of us to get the ability to transform. (0:09:46.35)
Nepgear : That's the spirit! I'm not gonna lose to you! (0:09:50.40)
Nepgear : A text from Rom... (0:09:57.11)
Nepgear : Why does she know I'm here in Lastation? (0:09:59.81)
Uni : I told her. (0:10:02.70)
Uni : She got really jealous. (0:10:04.69)
Ram : Nepgear and Uni must be having such a nice time hanging out together. (0:10:12.27)
Ram : Why can't I go visit another country?! (0:10:19.14)
Blanc : Don't be so selfish. (0:10:24.99)
Ram : I wanna go hang out with Nepgear and Uni too! (0:10:27.69)
Blanc : I'm trying to work. (0:10:32.95)
Ram : Why?! Why?! Why?! (0:10:34.63)
Ram : Why?! Why?! (0:10:35.23)
Ram : Why?! Why?! Why?! (0:10:35.99)
Blanc : Hey! (0:10:38.95)
Blanc : Shut yer mouth! (0:10:42.49)
Blanc : I said I was working! You friggin' deaf?! (0:10:43.57)
Ram : You're such a meanie. (0:10:49.47)
Ram : Let's go, Rom. (0:10:51.87)
Rom : Wait, Ram! (0:10:53.67)
Blanc : Sorry about that. (0:11:01.21)
Vert : Don't worry about it. (0:11:03.63)
Vert : We'd been fighting each other for a long time. (0:11:07.07)
Vert : But unlike us, your sisters are so innocent. (0:11:10.51)
Vert : I wonder if we can be friendlier to each other too. (0:11:13.06)
Blanc : Just because we stopped using force (0:11:16.51)
Blanc : doesn't mean we can become the best of friends overnight. (0:11:18.99)
Blanc : More importantly... (0:11:22.19)
Vert : Yes, please allow me to continue with my proposal. (0:11:23.32)
Neptune : Whoa! (0:11:28.25)
Noire : Stop! (0:11:29.99)
Noire : Get your hands off those documents! (0:11:31.21)
Neptune : What? (0:11:34.08)
Neptune : But being a goddess starts with sorting out documents— (0:11:35.13)
Noire : Do that at your own workplace! (0:11:38.20)
Neptune : Tch. (0:11:40.47)
Neptune : You're such a wet blanket. (0:11:41.50)
Noire : Where do you get off being so condescending?! (0:11:44.77)
IF : Um... (0:11:46.81)
IF : You've got monster hunting requests from your citizens, right? (0:11:48.95)
IF : How about teaching Neptune what it means to be a goddess while we're at it? (0:11:53.27)
Compa : Oh, she wouldn't need to lay a finger on any of the documents that way. (0:11:57.27)
Noire : I suppose you're right. (0:12:03.71)
Noire : This looks good. (0:12:06.33)
Noire : It's nice and close to the border, too. (0:12:07.77)
Neptune : Does that mean you're telling us to go back to Planeptune after we're done? (0:12:09.81)
Noire : Well duh. (0:12:13.27)
Noire : I can't work with you around. (0:12:14.59)
Neptune : All right, everyone! (0:12:18.05)
Neptune : Time to go monster hunting! (0:12:19.45)
Compa : Yeah! (0:12:21.40)
Compa : Wait, why are you acting like the leader?! (0:12:23.25)
Noire : We need to go monster hunting in two places. (0:12:27.95)
Noire : Nursune Plain and the Trune caves nearby. (0:12:30.69)
Noire : Both of them should be pretty easy to hand— (0:12:33.44)
Uni : Sis. (0:12:35.10)
Noire : What? (0:12:35.94)
Uni : Nobody's listening. (0:12:36.85)
Compa : Gosh, I'm pooped! (0:12:39.89)
IF : You okay, Compa? (0:12:41.61)
Neptune : Is this the famous "you can't read what it says from the back" sign?! (0:12:44.24)
Nepgear : Sis... (0:12:48.61)
Nepgear : That's how most signs work. (0:12:49.89)
Noire : We're behind schedule. (0:12:53.75)
Neptune : You take this way too seriously, Noire! (0:12:55.59)
Noire : Problem? (0:12:58.79)
Neptune : Don't you ever get tired of it? (0:12:59.38)
Noire : It's no big deal. (0:13:03.19)
Noire : I want to create a much, much better nation. (0:13:05.39)
Neptune : Well, so do I, (0:13:08.79)
Neptune : but I'd much rather have fun doing it. (0:13:11.81)
Noire : You have too much fun doing this! (0:13:13.98)
EXTRA : She came! (0:13:17.33)
EXTRA : Ah, my goddess! (0:13:18.95)
EXTRA : It's Black Heart! (0:13:20.90)
Noire : Oh no! (0:13:23.73)
Noire : Access! (0:13:24.95)
Neptune : What?! (0:13:34.54)
Neptune : You're gonna transform now?! (0:13:35.47)
Black Heart : Rule number two of being a goddess: (0:13:49.67)
Black Heart : let your people bear full witness to your majesty. (0:13:51.87)
Black Heart : Could you all give me some information about the monsters, please? (0:13:54.48)
Neptune : You just transformed in front of them. (0:13:58.95)
Neptune : What's so majestic about that? (0:14:00.74)
Black Heart : So this is the Nursune Plains, huh? (0:14:04.67)
EXTRA : Yes. A mass outbreak of Dogoos here is causing a lot of problems. (0:14:06.37)
Black Heart : Understood. (0:14:10.87)
Black Heart : It seems Neptune and Nepgear, our neighbors from Planeptune, (0:14:12.21)
Black Heart : will eliminate them for us. (0:14:15.32)
Neptune : You what?! (0:14:16.68)
Neptune : That came out of nowhere! (0:14:17.33)
Nepgear : We're supposed to do this? (0:14:19.17)
Black Heart : Rule number 3: (0:14:21.25)
Black Heart : show off at every opportunity. (0:14:23.07)
Uni : I'll take some pictures so you can use them as PR. (0:14:25.95)
Neptune : This is such a pain. (0:14:28.31)
Neptune : Though, well, these Dogoos are easy as pie to deal with. (0:14:30.34)
Neptune : Let's do this! (0:14:38.25)
Neptune : Nepgear! (0:14:40.77)
Nepgear : Okay, Sis! (0:14:41.97)
Neptune : Way to go, Nepgear! (0:15:08.38)
Neptune : That's my sis! (0:15:10.18)
Nepgear : Thanks! (0:15:12.13)
Neptune : Chest! (0:15:19.85)
Nepgear : I'm gonna give it all I've got! (0:15:22.06)
IF : There are way too many of them. (0:15:34.83)
Compa : We should help, Iffy! (0:15:36.87)
IF : Right. (0:15:39.49)
Nepgear : Iffy! Compa! (0:15:43.38)
Compa : Here I come! (0:15:48.01)
Neptune : Too good for them! (0:15:55.51)
Neptune : We've basically won alread— (0:15:57.19)
Uni : Sis, (0:16:03.10)
Uni : we should help out— (0:16:04.27)
Black Heart : Nope. (0:16:05.96)
Black Heart : The point is for them to deal with this themselves. (0:16:07.61)
IF : Where do you think you're touching?! (0:16:13.74)
Compa : Eww, majorly gross! (0:16:16.24)
Nepgear : Hey, stay out of there! (0:16:19.75)
Neptune : This tickles! (0:16:24.71)
Neptune : I'm gonna die! (0:16:25.37)
Nepgear : I...can't... (0:16:33.63)
IF : I'm gonna send your souls all the way back to Hell! (0:16:45.93)
IF : Spectral Edge! (0:16:49.43)
Black Heart : Neptune... (0:16:53.69)
Black Heart : Quit slacking. (0:16:54.91)
Neptune : I don't even wanna look at jelly or meat buns for a while. (0:17:06.71)
Black Heart : Why didn't you activate your HDD form? (0:17:11.03)
Black Heart : Those Dogoos would have been easy pickings if you'd transformed! (0:17:13.13)
Neptune : Well, (0:17:15.25)
Neptune : all's well that ends well, right? (0:17:16.35)
Black Heart : You just had other people do your job for you! (0:17:17.80)
Black Heart : That's why your Share— (0:17:20.91)
Black Heart : Fine, be as lazy as you want. (0:17:23.79)
Black Heart : I'll handle the rest myself. (0:17:25.99)
Black Heart : Show me the way to the Trune caves. (0:17:28.65)
EXTRA : Y-Yes, ma'am. (0:17:30.19)
Uni : I'll go with you. (0:17:31.43)
Black Heart : No, that won't be necessary. (0:17:33.73)
Black Heart : Stay here and help these guys recover. (0:17:34.83)
Uni : 'Kay. (0:17:37.20)
EXTRA : This way. (0:17:38.25)
Black Heart : Thanks. (0:17:39.23)
Neptune : Noire's so short-tempered. (0:17:40.53)
Neptune : Oh, Uni! (0:17:42.91)
Neptune : Did you take any cool pics? (0:17:44.17)
Neptune : Wow! (0:17:46.71)
Neptune : Super cute! (0:17:47.96)
Neptune : This one's going straight to my email address! (0:17:49.77)
Black Heart : Begone! (0:17:52.77)
Black Heart : A dead end, huh? (0:18:07.73)
Black Heart : Guess I'm done here. (0:18:10.33)
Black Heart : An ancient dragon?! (0:18:16.35)
Black Heart : Quite the strong one, aren't we? (0:18:23.54)
Black Heart : Take this! (0:18:27.75)
Neptune : Hey there! (0:19:09.59)
Noire : You... (0:19:10.93)
Neptune : Why'd you go back to normal? (0:19:12.88)
Noire : I'm not sure. It happened really suddenly— (0:19:14.97)
Noire : Neptune! (0:19:17.13)
Neptune : Noire. (0:19:23.22)
Neptune : You're supposed to transform at times like these . (0:19:24.53)
Neptune : Pay close attention! (0:19:31.65)
Purple Heart : Behold the power of a goddess! (0:19:54.08)
Noire : Stop trying to act cool! (0:20:00.80)
Purple Heart : Thanks. (0:20:08.73)
Purple Heart : Leave this one to me. (0:20:10.89)
Purple Heart : Cross Combo! (0:20:25.91)
Noire : I-I didn't need your help! (0:20:47.93)
Noire : I would've been fine by myself. (0:20:50.08)
Purple Heart : I'm sure. (0:20:51.75)
Purple Heart : But helping each other is what friends do. (0:20:53.49)
Noire : It's not like I consider you a friend— (0:20:56.75)
Purple Heart : Why'd you choose this area? (0:20:58.46)
Noire : Because I wanted you to leave— (0:21:00.73)
Purple Heart : Because you figured rumors would spread across the border (0:21:03.10)
Purple Heart : and Planeptune would hear about my valiant efforts? (0:21:05.24)
Purple Heart : That way, I could replenish some of my Share Energy. (0:21:08.21)
Purple Heart : Thank you, Noire. (0:21:12.77)
Neptune : But we also gotta let everyone know about the goddess who almost got her butt kicked! (0:21:20.46)
Noire : What?! (0:21:25.43)
Noire : Keep that a secret! (0:21:26.23)
Neptune : Listen to this, guys! (0:21:27.14)
Noire : Hey! (0:21:28.92)
Neptune : Noire lost! (0:21:29.84)
Noire : We're friends, right?! (0:21:32.19)
Noire : Hey! (0:21:34.27)
EXTRA : Black Heart and Purple Heart (0:21:36.90)
EXTRA : killed the monsters with a hyper magic combo! (0:21:39.67)
EXTRA : Combo! (0:21:43.19)
EXTRA : Combo! (0:21:44.73)
Neptune : That story gets crazier every time... (0:21:46.11)
Noire : Why did my transformation revert? (0:21:49.31)
Arfoire : Oh, so they purged all the monsters in the caves for us? (0:21:55.21)
Warechu : Now we can look for you-know-what without having eyes on the back of our heads. (0:21:58.43)
Histoire : Amazing! (0:22:06.25)
Histoire : I'd expect nothing less from Noire. (0:22:09.95)
Neptune : You mean "Neptune," right? (0:22:13.19)
Histoire : I'm still not convinced you're behind all this. (0:22:15.93)
Neptune : That's harsh, Histy! (0:22:20.19)
Neptune : What's wrong, Nepgear? (0:22:24.55)
Nepgear : Someone put up some really weird pictures of me online. (0:22:26.24)
Neptune : Huh? Those are all the pictures I sent to my email address! (0:22:32.16)
Neptune : You're so cute, Nepgear! (0:22:35.08)
Nepgear : This is so embarrassing! (0:22:37.02)
IF : Are you sure you sent it to the right address? (0:22:38.22)
Neptune : Of course I did— (0:22:40.47)
Neptune : Oops. (0:22:42.37)
Neptune : I sent it to the address of a public mailing list... (0:22:43.25)
IF : I knew it. (0:22:45.47)
Compa : But the response seems pretty positive! (0:22:46.67)
Compa : "Visual shock"? (0:22:50.61)
IF : "It hit just the right spot"! (0:22:52.31)
IF : "Planeptune's still got a lot left in the tank." (0:22:53.85)
IF : Wow, people love it! (0:22:56.27)
Nepgear : Huh? (0:22:58.05)
Histoire : Don't tell me the reason our Share Energy went up so suddenly... (0:22:58.77)
Neptune : ...was because of these pictures?! (0:23:01.98)
Neptune : You're amazing, Nepgear! (0:23:04.49)
Nepgear : R-Really? (0:23:06.19)
Neptune : Then if we spread these things around even more... (0:23:08.31)
Nepgear : Huh? (0:23:11.31)
Neptune : Do it for our Shares, Nepgear. (0:23:11.87)
Neptune : For the Shares! (0:23:14.10)
Nepgear : Hey, hold on Sis! (0:23:14.77)
Histoire : I'm worried about where this country is headed in more ways than one. (0:23:16.91)
Neptune : I'll post it all over the place! (0:23:20.46)
Nepgear : Stop! (0:23:22.34)
EXTRA : With the right rules and regulations, we can— (0:23:25.43)
IF : Wh-What is this? (0:23:33.79)
Compa : It's an explosion of art! (0:23:35.91)

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