No Game, No Life - Episode 2


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Stephanie Dola : So what was that all about? Line ID
Sora : What do you mean? Line ID
Sora : Oh, and by the way,
we're siblings, so this isn't weird.
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Shiro : ...Bro rejected me... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I don't care about that. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : But if you knew she was cheating,
why didn't you tell me how she was doing it?
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Stephanie Dola : I would've won if you'd just told me! Line ID
Sora : Commandment eight: Line ID
Sora : "If you're found cheating during a game, you will be disqualified and lose", right? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Exactly! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : It's your fault that I lost! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : It's all over now! I've lost my
only chance to become Queen!
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Sora : ...So basically... Line ID
Shiro : She's mad that she lost,
and she's taking it out on us.
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Sora : She fell for it. Line ID
Sora : I see. Line ID
Sora : So you fell for a simple trick,
lost everything, and now you're blaming us?
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Sora : How hilarious. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What did you say?! Line ID
Sora : And then, when a kid calls you on it,
you get so mad you can't even think.
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Sora : You're simple-minded, easily-riled,
can't control your emotions,{either remove 'you' from the last two items or add it to easily-riled}
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Sora : and you're too
conservative to take risks.
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Sora : To be honest,
you never stood a chance.
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Sora : It's no wonder you lose all the time
if you're related to that foolish king.
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Stephanie Dola : You take that back. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Say what you want about me,
but I won't let you insult my grandfather!
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Stephanie Dola : Take it back, right now! Line ID
Sora : Getting mad only proves my point. Line ID
Sora : You're so obviously the
granddaughter of that foolish king.
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Stephanie Dola : How dare you! Line ID
Sora : How about we play a game, then? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : A game? Line ID
Sora : Yep. Remember? "Any and all conflicts
will be resolved through games."
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Sora : That's one of the commandments. Line ID
Sora : So let's play rock-paper-scissors. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Rock-paper-scissors? Line ID
Sora : ...Yeah, but... Line ID
Sora : I'll only play paper. Line ID
Sora : If I play anything
other than paper, I lose.
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Sora : You lose if I beat you with
rock or scissors, so it'll be a draw.
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Stephanie Dola : What happens when it's a draw? Line ID
Sora : If we both use paper, it's a draw. Line ID
Sora : Everything else is fair game. Line ID
Sora : Simple enough, right? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I see. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : So that's how it's going to be. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : So what are we going to wager? Line ID
Sora : If you win, then I'll do anything you want. Line ID
Sora : I'll even tell you how she cheated, Line ID
Sora : and if you're still upset that
I called your grandfather a fool,
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Sora : then you can tell us to kill ourselves. Line ID
Sora : But if I win, then you
have to do everything I say.
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Sora : I'm risking my life for a
game of rock-paper-scissors.
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Sora : Makes sense, right? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What if it's a draw? Line ID
Sora : I'll give you a hint
as to how she cheated.
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Sora : And, in exchange, you'll
have to do me one, little favor.
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Sora : You know, once we use what's left of this,
we won't be able to afford food or a place to stay.
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Stephanie Dola : So you want me to
find you a place to stay?
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Stephanie Dola : Fine. Line ID
Sora : I swear by the commandments. Line ID
Sora : Aschente! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Aschente! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : He may think I fell for his trap, Line ID
Stephanie Dola : but in reality, while these rules
seem to give me an advantage,
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Stephanie Dola : there's only a one-in-three
chance that it's a draw.
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Stephanie Dola : He wants a draw so
he can get a place to stay.
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Stephanie Dola : I won't let him have his way, though! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : With these rules, then, I have a
two-in-three chance of winning if I play rock.
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Stephanie Dola : If I play scissors, then I also have
a two-in-three chance of winning.
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Stephanie Dola : And if I play paper, then I have
a one-in-three chance of winning.
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Stephanie Dola : I have to choose
between scissors and rock.
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Stephanie Dola : But he said he'd only play paper,
which makes it harder for me to play rock.
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Stephanie Dola : So basically, he wants
me to play scissors!
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Stephanie Dola : Hmph. I've got it all figured out. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : That's some classic misdirection. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I'll foil your plans and go with rock! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : No! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Calm down, Stephanie Dola! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : If I play rock, then I only have
a one-in-three chance of losing.
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Stephanie Dola : Yeah. He did say
he can only play paper.
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Stephanie Dola : That means he has a one-in-three
chance of losing or
winning.
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Stephanie Dola : He only has a two-in-three chance of losing
with the other two, and no chance of winning!
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Stephanie Dola : It's as clear as day. There's
no reason to play anything else.
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Stephanie Dola : He's going to play paper! Line ID
Sora : All right, let's go. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I hope you're ready to lose! Line ID
Sora : Rock, paper, scissors... shoot. Line ID
Sora : You didn't put enough
thought into that.
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Sora : You almost let me fool you
into playing rock,
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Sora : but when you saw my face,
you came to your senses
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Sora : and knew that if I played
anything but paper, I couldn't win.
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Sora : You did a good job of eliminating
my chances of winning.
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Sora : You should've picked paper, though. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : But scissors gives me a
higher chance of winning than paper!
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Sora : That's why I knew you'd pick scissors. Line ID
Sora : If you knew that I'd figured it out, then you
could've played paper instead of scissors.
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Sora : That's why I said that
you're not good enough.
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Sora : I was going to win anyway.
It was over from the start.
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Stephanie Dola : So you were looking
for a draw the entire time.
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Stephanie Dola : Fine, I get it. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I'll find you a place to stay. Line ID
Sora : That's not what I wanted. Line ID
Sora : Hey, Sis, what did I say I wanted? Line ID
Shiro : That you wanted a small favor. Line ID
Sora : Did I say what the favor would be? Line ID
Shiro : No. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What?! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : W-Wait! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : That's not true! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I even double checked! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I asked if you wanted a place to stay. Line ID
Sora : Yeah, but did I answer? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ... No... There's no way... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Did I just convince myself
that he wanted a place to stay?
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Sora : So basically, the trap was the fact that you carried
...the same risk whether you lost, or it was a—
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Stephanie Dola : That's fraud, though! Line ID
Sora : I obeyed all the commandments
when I issued the challenge.
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Sora : It's your fault for not checking. Line ID
Sora : All right, Line ID
Sora : I guess I should tell you
what the favor is.
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Sora : ...I want you... Line ID
Sora : ...to fall in love with me!... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Huh? Line ID
Sora : ...to fall in love with me!... Line ID
Sora : ...to fall in love with me!... Line ID
Sora : ...to fall in love with me!... Line ID
Sora : Sis, tell me! What do you think
of your brother's perfect plan?
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Sora : Commandment six: Line ID
Sora : "Any and all wagers made in accordance "
."with these commandments must be upheld."
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Sora : If I force her to fall in love with me, then she'll
give me all of her money and a place to stay!
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Shiro : Bro, you could've just said, "You belong to
me now", and you'd still have all of that.
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Sora : Huh? Line ID
Shiro : Bro, were you overcome
by your desires?
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Sora : ...No way... Line ID
Sora : Did the fear of never getting a girlfriend if
I missed this opportunity dull my judgment?!
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Sora : Did I do that? Me? No way!
How could I ever make that mistake?!
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Shiro : But you said you
didn't need a girlfriend.
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Shiro : You said that I was
the only one you needed.
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Sora : ...Shiro... Line ID
Sora : I was just acting cool! I'm sorry! Line ID
Sora : It's not like I can go
after my sister, anyway!
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Sora : Besides, you're like, eleven! Line ID
Sora : I'm already at that age, you know? Line ID
Sora : I've got sexual,
sexual and sexual needs!
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Sora : And even sexual needs! Line ID
Sora : It's important! Line ID
Shiro : ...You said it four times... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I know the ten commandments are absolute, Line ID
Stephanie Dola : but for some reason, I'm jealous that
he's ignoring me to talk to his sister.
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Stephanie Dola : ... I... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ... I... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I won't let that happen! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : No! This isn't right! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Nobody falls in love forever in a flash! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ... So if I can keep my cool... Line ID
Sora : Hey. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Yes? Line ID
Sora : Can I call you Steph? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Of course! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : No! No! This isn't me! Line ID
Sora : Hey, Steph. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Yes? Line ID
Sora : Can I live in the palace with you? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Of course you can! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : No no no! Line ID
Sora : So this is the power of
the commandments.
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Shiro : ...Bro... Line ID
Shiro : Grats on losing your virginity. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...Wait, what? No, I can't... Line ID
Sora : No way. I'm not doing
something R-rated in front of you.
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Shiro : I don't mind. Line ID
Sora : But I do. Line ID
Sora : It has to be wholesome! Line ID
Shiro : Let's keep it just
slightly wholesome, then.
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Shiro : He's fondling breasts for
reasons beyond his control.
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Sora : Beyond my control! Line ID
Sora : They're so big... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : A-Amazing! Line ID
Shiro : And then her skirt lifts up,
...revealing her...
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Sora : Panties. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : N-No... not now! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...Sora! Are you oka— Line ID
Sora : I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Line ID
Sora : I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Line ID
Sora : Please forgive me! Line ID
Sora : I thought I'd never get to touch boobs
...unless I took this opportunity...
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Sora : I'm a guy, and we have
...needs too, you know...
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Stephanie Dola : ...What's the hell— Line ID
Sora : I'm the worst, I know! I'm just a pervert! Line ID
Sora : I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Line ID
Shiro : Where are you, Bro? Line ID
Shiro : Don't leave me alone. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Is this what happens
when you two are separated?
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Shiro : Bro! Line ID
Sora : Shiro! Line ID
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Stephanie Dola : What the hell's
wrong with you two?
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Stephanie Dola : You're from another world? Line ID
Sora : Yeah. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : That explains why you don't
have a place to stay.
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Shiro : Do you really believe we came
from another world?
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Stephanie Dola : There is such a thing
as summoning magic,
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Stephanie Dola : so it is possible. Line ID
Sora : It really is a fantasy world. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...Anyway... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What's going on here? Line ID
Sora : Oh, Shiro doesn't like to take baths. Line ID
Sora : She says I can't watch, because that
would be illegal, so she never takes 'em.
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Sora : That's why we invited our
good friend Mr. Steam to help out.
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Shiro : I hate you, Bro. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Why don't you go outside, then? Line ID
Sora : Shiro and I can't be too far apart. That's why
Mr. Steam's presence is an absolute necessity.
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Sora : Don't worry, though, Steph. I'll make sure
to get a good look at your naked body.
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Sora : Sorry, Steph, my hand slipped.
Could you get that for me?
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Stephanie Dola : What is that? Line ID
Sora : A secret tool from another world. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : From another world? Line ID
Sora : If Steph picks up my phone, Line ID
Sora : I'll be able to see her naked
without having Shiro in the shot.
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Sora : O-Oh, did you get it? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Yeah. Line ID
Shiro : And she's right in the shot. Line ID
Shiro : It's so frilly and hard to move in. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I used to wear it as a kid. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : It fits you perfectly. Line ID
Sora : It's a bit too formal for my tastes, Line ID
Sora : but it's like cosplay,
so it's kind of fun.
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Stephanie Dola : A butler outfit! I love it! Line ID
Sora : You look great in that dress, Steph. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I'm honored! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : No! Nooo! Line ID
Sora : Who's she fighting? Line ID
Shiro : Herself, I think. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I'll go make some tea! Line ID
Sora : What's with her? Line ID
Shiro : You don't get women, Bro. Line ID
EXTRA : ...Um... Line ID
EXTRA : ...Miss... Line ID
EXTRA : We'll take care of the tea. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : It's fine! Line ID
EXTRA : Where did you get that outfit? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I'll bring him some homemade cookies too. Line ID
EXTRA : What should we do? Line ID
EXTRA : ...My... Line ID
Sora : It's delicious, Steph. Line ID
Sora : You would make a perfect housewife. Line ID
Shiro : You should marry her, Bro! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Marry me? Oh gosh, I'm so embarrassed... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : So god damn embarrassed! Line ID
EXTRA : Miss! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Stay strong, Stephanie Dola. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I won't be that foreigner's
plaything anymore.
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Stephanie Dola : Sorry for the wait! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Huh? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Sora? Line ID
Sora : Looks pretty empty for a country that's
holding a tournament to determine its next king.
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Sora : The place is lifeless. Line ID
Sora : That's not in Japanese? Line ID
Shiro : Doesn't look like it. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : It's in Imanity. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Elkia was once the largest
of all the Imanity nations.
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Sora : What's Imanity? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : The human race. Line ID
Sora : The human race? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : There used to be many
Imanity countries.
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Stephanie Dola : But when my grandfather took power,
they were already on the decline,
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Stephanie Dola : leaving only Elkia left. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : We had to wager our own territory
for any chance of expansion.
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Sora : So you weren't betting against
humans—or rather, the Imanity.
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Stephanie Dola : Yes. Line ID
Sora : What is there besides humans? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...Let's see... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : There are sixteen sentient races in all
to whom the ten commandments apply.
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Stephanie Dola : We collectively call them the Exceed. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : The first is the Old Deus, the gods
who were defeated by the One True God.
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Stephanie Dola : The Phantasma are the second, Line ID
Stephanie Dola : the Elementals are the third, Line ID
Stephanie Dola : and the Elves, who are good at magic, are the seventh.
They made Elven Garde the largest nation on the planet.
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Stephanie Dola : At the bottom of the list are the
Warbeasts, who are fourteenth,
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Stephanie Dola : and the Sirens,
who are the fifteenth.
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Sora : Hang on. Line ID
Sora : What's this first and second stuff? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : It's their ranking. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I've heard that it's determined
by their affinity for magic.
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Stephanie Dola : The Imanity aren't on that list? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : We're the sixteenth. Line ID
Sora : The absolute bottom, huh? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Well, not like we can change that. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : We have zero affinity for magic. Line ID
Sora : Really? Line ID
Sora : So the Imanity can't use magic? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : No, we can't. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : We lack the Spirit Circuits that
let us connect to the origin of magic.
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Stephanie Dola : Not only can we not use it,
we can't even tell when it's being used.
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Sora : And that's why you can't win. Line ID
Sora : If that's what you think,
then it's no wonder you keep losing.
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Sora : Steph, do you have a library here? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...There are books in the study... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...But... Line ID
Sora : They're all in Imanity. Line ID
Sora : Guess I'll need to learn it. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Probably. Line ID
Shiro : Bro. Line ID
Shiro : I already learned it. Line ID
Sora : Attagirl. Line ID
Shiro : Praise me more. Line ID
Sora : That's my little sister! I'm so
proud of you, you little genius!
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Stephanie Dola : ...Wait, you learned it? There's no way... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : You just learned an entire language? Line ID
Sora : Yeah. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Seriously? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : So fast? Line ID
Shiro : It's easy because it's written
exactly like it's spoken.
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Shiro : You're just slow, Bro. Line ID
Sora : It's better for a man
to be slow than fast.
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Stephanie Dola : E... Easy? Line ID
Shiro : That's very small of you. Line ID
Sora : I'm not small! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ... These two... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : His negotiation in rock-paper-scissors. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Her genius-level intelligence. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Their trust in each other is
what makes them a great team.
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Sora : You're just special. You can speak 18 languages,
including their classical forms.
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Stephanie Dola : ... Could these two... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...possibly save Elkia?... Line ID
EXTRA : The winner of this
match is Kurami Zell!
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Sora : Steph, why did you
want to become queen?
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Sora : I stayed up all night reading. Line ID
Sora : And I've learned a lot
about this kingdom
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Sora : and your grandfather. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...I see... Line ID
Sora : Were you scared of losing
your position in the royal family?
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Stephanie Dola : That's not it. Line ID
Sora : You wanted to save Elkia? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Yeah. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : That's the primary reason, Line ID
Stephanie Dola : but it's really because my grandfather was forced to
gamble our country's territory, and he kept losing.
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Stephanie Dola : He was called a foolish king for that. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : But that was only because he
believed in the potential of the Imanity.
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Stephanie Dola : Even if we're the ranked lowest, Line ID
Stephanie Dola : even if we can't use magic, Line ID
Stephanie Dola : he believed in his heart that
we could beat the other races.
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Stephanie Dola : I wanted to prove
my grandfather was right.
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Stephanie Dola : If I became queen and
took back our territory,
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Stephanie Dola : then I could prove that my grandfather
was right about what the Imanity could do!
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Shiro : ...Steph... Line ID
Shiro : Do you like this country
and this world?
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Stephanie Dola : Yes. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Yes, I do. Line ID
Shiro : That's nice. Line ID
Sora : I'm a bit jealous that you can
say that with such certainty.
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Sora : ...But... Line ID
Sora : that wish won't come true. Line ID
Sora : The worst part is, Line ID
Sora : this country's doomed
to fall the way it is now.
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Sora : The moment someone
becomes king, it's over.
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Stephanie Dola : ...Ku-Kurami... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : It's finally time for
the coronation, isn't it?
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Kurami Zell : Stephanie Dola. Line ID
Kurami Zell : Have you not changed
at all since I beat you?
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Kurami Zell : You told me that your wonderful
grandfather gave you this dress, right?
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Kurami Zell : You can have it back. Line ID
Kurami Zell : Remember. You lost. Line ID
Kurami Zell : Don't make the same mistake as the
foolish king who gave you that dress.
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Sora : This is why people call you the
granddaughter of a foolish king.
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Sora : ...Don't you know that... Line ID
Sora : ...the game's already begun?... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Sora? Line ID
Sora : Commandment six: Line ID
Sora : "Any and all wagers made in accordance
with these commandments must be upheld."
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Sora : This belongs to you. Line ID
Sora : For now, at least. Line ID
Kurami Zell : I see the granddaughter of a
foolish king has foolish servants too.
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Sora : Hey, sister. Line ID
Sora : Would you follow your
big brother, anywhere he goes?
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Shiro : Of course. Line ID
Shiro : I promised I would. Line ID
Sora : An instant answer, huh? Line ID
Sora : ...I had to work myself up to— Line ID
Shiro : You're lying. Line ID
Shiro : You look like you're having fun. Line ID
Sora : Well, I guess I'll take you somewhere
more fun than our old world.
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Sora : Steph, how much longer
are you going to sit there?
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Sora : You want that dress back, right? Line ID
Shiro : Hurry up, Steph. Line ID
Sora : Let's go. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Where are we going? Line ID
Sora : We're going to prove
your grandfather was right.
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Stephanie Dola : Sora! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What's going on? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Wait, what happened to
those visions I was having earlier?
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Sora : Oh, by the way. Line ID
Sora : The cookies were delicious. Line ID
Sora : Thank you. Line ID
Shiro : Thanks! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Took you long enough! Line ID
Sora : ... My goal... Line ID
Sora : For now, I'll become king. Line ID
Sora : You sure that's enough armor? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : No, it's not! Line ID
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