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No Game, No Life - Episode 4


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Kurami Zell : Wh-What... What have you done? Line ID
Sora : King! You foolish king! Line ID
Sora : You cruelly ordered your servant to slay his queen! Line ID
Sora : How does it feel, knowing your people
can see you tremble in rage?
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Sora : My queen, Line ID
Sora : I cannot ask you, nor the knights who have
lowered their swords in your admiration,
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Sora : to attack your comrades. Line ID
Sora : But it is clear that your king
has been struck by madness!
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Sora : Only you can lead
your people. No one else. {I believe that you are the only one who can lead your people now!}
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Sora : Do you not agree?! Line ID
Sora : My queen, I urge you
to make your decision.
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Sora : It pleases me to see you still have
some fight in you, my queen.
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Sora : And the righteous warriors, who have overcome
their mind control to obey their one true queen.
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Sora : Only with your help can we
overthrow this mad king!
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Stephanie Dola : ...Is... Is this... Line ID
Shiro : A rebellion. Line ID
Shiro : A third force has emerged. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : This was Sora's goal all along? Line ID
Sora : I told you that I'd
win without fighting.
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Stephanie Dola : They're going to
win without fighting?
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Former King of Imanity : Yes, that's right. Line ID
Former King of Imanity : If they don't have the wisdom to do that, Line ID
Former King of Imanity : then there's no way they can
save Elkia as it is now, Stephanie.
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Stephanie Dola : ...But... Line ID
Former King of Imanity : The Imanity are the
weakest race in Disboard.
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Former King of Imanity : That's exactly why we come up
with our own ways to face the strong.
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Former King of Imanity : We use wisdom. Line ID
Former King of Imanity : That's what your grandpa thinks. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...Grandfather... Line ID
Former King of Imanity : There must be someone
out there with that wisdom.
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Former King of Imanity : Someone who knows the strength
of being weaker than everyone.
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Stephanie Dola : ... That's... Line ID
Sora : We do not wish for your blood. Line ID
Sora : We wish for nothing more than peace. Line ID
Shiro : Assist the red queen's troops. Line ID
Shiro : Surround them. Line ID
Shiro : Make sure no one dies. Line ID
Kurami Zell : You traitors! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : The red pieces are protecting them. Line ID
Sora : Yeah. It'll be difficult for them
to kill their former comrades.
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Kurami Zell : They defeated my elven magic? Line ID
Kurami Zell : Which race is helping them? Line ID
Kurami Zell : I can't let them overthrow me! Line ID
Sora : Hey, mad king. Line ID
Sora : Did you know? Line ID
Sora : Many real-life wars have ended
without the death of a king.
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Sora : And there's no way you can win. Line ID
Sora : Just surrender. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : This is how you win without fighting? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Sora! Line ID
Kurami Zell : Surrender? Line ID
Kurami Zell : You're not taking this country. Line ID
Kurami Zell : This country belongs to us! Line ID
Kurami Zell : Men! Line ID
Kurami Zell : Slay the enemy king,
even at the cost of your lives.
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Kurami Zell : Slay all traitors who
stand in your way.
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Shiro : ...Bro... Line ID
Shiro : This is what happens when you
force your enemy into a corner.
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Sora : Yeah, I know. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : It's not working. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : There's no way you can
...win without fighting...
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Sora : That's why I did it. Line ID
Shiro : Bro. Line ID
Sora : Oppression. Rule by fear. Dictatorships. Line ID
Sora : They're all so strong. Line ID
Sora : All throughout history, the lives of
such rulers have ended the same way.
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Sora : They're assassinated by someone
who isn't even part of a combat unit.
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Sora : Sorry. Line ID
Sora : Our world isn't as
nice a place as yours.
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Sora : When it comes to war and killing,
we have far more experience.
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EXTRA : Th-The winner of this battle is Blank! Line ID
Former King of Imanity : Your grandpa believes that, one day,
someone like that will appear.
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Former King of Imanity : Someone who knows the strength
of being weaker than everyone.
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Former King of Imanity : Someone who can face true strength
because they are weaker than everyone.
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Former King of Imanity : They are the hope and
potential of the Imanity.
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Stephanie Dola : Potential? Line ID
Former King of Imanity : You look lovely in
that dress, Stephanie.
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Sora : This is fine, right? Line ID
Sora : It's what your
grandfather believed in.
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Stephanie Dola : ...Sora... Line ID
Sora : Your grandfather was right
to believe in the Imanity.
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Sora : Now no one will
call him a fool, right?
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Stephanie Dola : Yeah! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Thank you. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...I truly am grateful, Sora, Shiro... Line ID
Shiro : It's okay. Line ID
Kurami Zell : What sort of trick was that? Line ID
Sora : What? Line ID
Kurami Zell : You can't possibly be suggesting the Imanity
beat elven magic without assistance.
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Sora : Sure I am, because it's true. Line ID
Shiro : Is that a problem? Line ID
Sora : I didn't really think that getting
help from the elves was a bad idea.
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Kurami Zell : ...So why— Line ID
Sora : I just don't like the way you think. Line ID
Sora : Isn't the idea that we can't survive without
the elves' protection a bit self-deprecating?
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Kurami Zell : ...But... Line ID
Sora : We Imanity have our
own way of doing things.
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Sora : Just like how we were able to win because
you were so convinced that we were enemy spies.
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Kurami Zell : ...No, that can't be... Line ID
Kurami Zell : No mere human can
stand against magic!
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Sora : Believe that all you want.
You're just building a wall in front of you.
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Sora : Let me fill you in on something: whether the
opponent is an elf or a god, Blank never loses.
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Sora : Don't underestimate humanity. Line ID
Sora : What the heck? Line ID
Kurami Zell : Do you have any idea how h-hard
it was to get the elves to help me?
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Sora : ...H-Hang on... Line ID
Kurami Zell : I wasn't underestimating
anyone! I was serious!
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Shiro : Bro, you made a girl cry. Line ID
Kurami Zell : ...I was serious... Line ID
Sora : Wait, it's my fault? Line ID
Kurami Zell : ...I wasn't underestimating anyone... Line ID
Sora : Even though you're
single and still a virgin.
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Kurami Zell : I'll never accept this! Line ID
Kurami Zell : I'll expose your secret! Line ID
EXTRA : This man, Sora, has defeated every
opponent he's faced in the tournament.
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EXTRA : Is there no one left to challenge him? Line ID
EXTRA : Then, in accordance with the late king's last will
and testament, I declare Sora as the new king—
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EXTRA : Again? Line ID
Sora : It's not Sora. It's Blank. Line ID
Sora : The two of us are Blank together. Line ID
Sora : You've got two kings now. Line ID
EXTRA : Unfortunately, that's impossible. Line ID
EXTRA : According to the ten commandments,
we must specify a designated representative.
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EXTRA : There cannot be two of them. Line ID
Sora : We'll split it, then.
...I'll take the title of king and—
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Shiro : If you become king,
then you can make a harem.
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Shiro : You won't need me anymore. Line ID
Sora : A harem? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Wh-What are they doing? Line ID
Shiro : I'll take the title of king. Line ID
Shiro : I'll have no further objections, then. Line ID
EXTRA : ...Okay. Now, then... Line ID
Sora : Now just a moment, my sister. Line ID
Sora : It's odd to see you make a joke like that.
Are you going to make it rain spears next?
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Shiro : I'm super serious. Line ID
Sora : Fine. Line ID
Sora : I won't hold back, little sister. Line ID
Sora : ...Today's the day... Line ID
Shiro : ...Today's the day... Line ID
Sora : that I will win! Line ID
Shiro : that I will win! Line ID
Sora : ...Just... one more... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Look! A butterfly! Line ID
Sora : Just admit defeat already! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : You've got such pretty wings! Line ID
Shiro : You're the one who wanted it to be two wins in a row. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I want wings too! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I can fly! I can fly! Line ID
Sora : Why... can there only be one king? Line ID
Shiro : ...Bro... Line ID
Shiro : Commandment seven: Line ID
Shiro : Conflicts between groups will be conducted by
designated representatives with absolute authority.
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Stephanie Dola : A light! I see a light!
A bright, gold light!
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Sora : Where does it say anything
about only allowing one?
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Sora : Feels like that took a lifetime. Line ID
Shiro : Yep. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : It's all your fault for
not paying attention.
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Shiro : Your face is red. Line ID
Sora : Because she's exposing a lot of skin? Line ID
Shiro : She's going commando. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Did you have to tell him that ?! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : And why are you
making me wear this?
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Shiro : It's not fair if just we
have to wear formal clothing.
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Sora : Not that I mind the 2D effects
showing she's not wearing panties.
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Stephanie Dola : What are you talking about? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Anyway, you two
need to do your jobs!
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Stephanie Dola : We haven't had a king in so long that
our domestic affairs are in complete turmoil.
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Sora : We'll let you handle
all the internal stuff.
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Sora : C'mon, I'm trying to do this
with no equipment. Don't use traps.
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Shiro : But it's more efficient this way. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : That won't do! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Rumors say the ministers have been collaborating
with other countries since the decline of Elkia.
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Stephanie Dola : ...As the new king, you need to— Line ID
Sora : Oh, that's all? Line ID
Sora : ...Well, in that case... Line ID
Sora : In accordance with the commandments,
we shall all play RPS, and you lot will lose on purpose.
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Sora : I'll be playing scissors,
while the rest of you play paper.
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Sora : Whoever loses will be forbidden from
presenting false reports or arbitrary messages.
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Shiro : We're using the commandments
to our advantage.
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Shiro : Now we won't have any spies. Line ID
Sora : Is everyone ready? Line ID
EXTRA : Aschente! Line ID
Sora : Aschente! Line ID
EXTRA : As you can see, our country's
provisions are in dire straits.
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Sora : Got it. Line ID
Sora : Here's what I want you to do. Line ID
EXTRA : Yes, my lord. Line ID
Sora : ...Let's see... Line ID
Sora : Let's introduce
crop-rotation-based agriculture.
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Sora : ...You'll be given a field, with... Line ID
Shiro : Wheat, root crops,
barley, and pasturage.
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Sora : You're to rotate the
crops in that order.
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EXTRA : Yes, my lord. Line ID
EXTRA : What exactly are "treasury bonds"? Line ID
Sora : I'll explain it later. Line ID
Sora : You'll issue these bonds
and make the banks buy them.
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Sora : That'll give us a budget. Line ID
EXTRA : Y-Yes, my lord. Line ID
Sora : All that's left is to sit back and
see what happens after a few turns.
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Stephanie Dola : J-Just who are you? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : You handled all our domestic problems with such ease. Line ID
Sora : I usually go for the
domestic route in Civ.
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Sora : It's a good thing I downloaded a
bunch of guides to study for quiz games.
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Shiro : That's not fair, Bro. Line ID
Shiro : You're cheating. Line ID
Sora : Don't call me a cheater in a world
that officially allows cheating with magic.
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Fil Nilvalen : It's time. Line ID
Sora : Looks like it's time. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : It's beginning. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Is that what you're wearing?! Line ID
Sora : Yeah. It's a lot more comfortable. Line ID
Shiro : Bro. Line ID
Sora : Yep. Line ID
Sora : ...All right, then... Line ID
Sora : Let's get to it. Line ID
Sora : Hello, everyone! Line ID
Shiro : You're nervous, Bro. Line ID
Sora : Shut up. You're just as
scared of crowds as I am.
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Sora : Normally, I just hold it in. Line ID
Sora : ...My beloved citizens— Line ID
Sora : no, my fellow Imanity. Line ID
Sora : We Imanity live in a world where war
is forbidden by the ten commandments,
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Sora : and yet we've continued to lose. Line ID
Sora : All we have left is Elkia,
our last remaining city.
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Sora : I ask you, why has it come to this? Line ID
Sora : Is it because the last king failed? Line ID
Sora : Because we are the
lowest ranked race?
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Sora : Because we can't use magic? Line ID
Sora : Because we are
fated to die, helpless?
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Sora : No! Line ID
Sora : During the ancient war,
all races fought.
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Sora : Gods, elves, and warbeasts.
We all fought together and survived.
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Sora : Why is it that this continent
was once ruled by humans?
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Sora : Is it because we are a race
that specializes in violence?
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Sora : We cannot use magic,
like the elves.
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Sora : We are not strong,
like the warbeasts.
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Sora : And we are not long-lived,
like the Flugel.
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Sora : So why were we able to rule over the continent?
Because we were the masters of war?
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Sora : No, it is not! Line ID
Sora : We fought and survived
because we are weak!
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Sora : Through every era in every world, the strong have polished
their fangs while the weak have polished their minds.
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Sora : Why are we in such danger now? Line ID
Sora : Because the ten commandments
have broken the fangs of the strong.
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Sora : They've learned
how to polish their minds.
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Sora : They've learned the strategies
...that we, the weak, once monopolized—
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Sora : those which allowed us to survive. Line ID
Sora : The strong have gained them all! Line ID
Sora : And that is why we're here. Line ID
Sora : I ask of you all,
why do you bow your heads?
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Sora : Answer me. Line ID
Sora : Why do you bow your heads? Line ID
Sora : We are the weak! Line ID
Sora : We are the weak,
just as we've always been!
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Sora : Nothing has changed. Line ID
Sora : While the strong may try to imitate
our weapons, they will never master them!
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Sora : At the heart of our weapons lies a
cowardice born of almost humiliating weakness.
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Sora : The cowardice that gave us
the wisdom to escape from magic.
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Sora : The cowardice that gave us the wisdom, tempered
by education and experience, to predict the future.
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Sora : I'll say it once more. Line ID
Sora : We are the weak! Line ID
Sora : We are the proud weak, who have always sliced the
throats of those who sit and boast of their strength.{maaaybe "we are the weak but proud". not sure which sounds better, though i'm not 100% happy with either}
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Sora : We declare now that we,
...Elkia's 205th king—
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Shiro : ...and queen— Line ID
Shiro : have taken the throne! Line ID
Sora : have taken the throne! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : That's the piece given to a race's representative,
they who stand for everything that race is:
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Stephanie Dola : the Race Piece. Line ID
Sora : We hereby declare that we will
live as the weak, fight as the weak,
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Sora : and destroy the strong as the weak. Line ID
Sora : Just as we once were,
and just as we will forever be.
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Sora : Accept that we are the weakest race. Line ID
Sora : Accept that, as the weakest race,
we can do anything,
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Sora : because we were
born with nothing!
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Sora : Let the games begin. Line ID
Sora : You've suffered enough, haven't you? Line ID
Sora : You've endured enough
humiliation, haven't you?
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Sora : The wait is over,
my fellow Imanity.
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Sora : As of this moment, my country,
...Elkia, declares war...
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Sora : on every other country in the world. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What?! Line ID
Sora : Let slip the dogs of war! Line ID
Sora : We will take back our borders! Line ID
Shiro : We will take back our borders! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Wh-What have you done?! Line ID
Sora : Relax. You're creeping me out. Line ID
Shiro : Steph is creepy. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : How can I be calm
at a time like this?
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Stephanie Dola : Declaring war? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Are you trying to
destroy this country?
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Sora : I thought I told you
not to be so trusting.
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Sora : How do you think the other nations are
going to react, knowing we took out the elves?
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Shiro : They'll think we're backed by a
race more powerful than the elves.
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Stephanie Dola : I-I suppose so. Line ID
Sora : And until they figure out
...which race that is...
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Stephanie Dola : They can't attack us? Line ID
Sora : Yep. Line ID
Sora : Everyone will start suspecting one another,
and no one will make any rash moves.
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Shiro : That's why we took the risk of declaring war. Line ID
Sora : And we'll be able to shore up
the home front without doing anything.
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Stephanie Dola : ... They put that much thought into it... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Blank. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ... Maybe those two really can... Line ID
Sora : We went from a cramped
gaming room, to a crappy inn,
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Sora : to Steph's room,
and now the royal chambers.
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Sora : I feel like they only
get harder to relax in.
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Shiro : ...The Flugel... Line ID
Sora : Long-lived,
with high magical capability,
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Sora : they live on the giant floating
phantasma Avant Heim.
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Shiro : Their thirst for knowledge is such that they
play games to obtain books from all over the world.
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Sora : I wonder if we could
win them over to our side.
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Sora : Our otherworldly knowledge
would make excellent bait.
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Stephanie Dola : Wh-What on Earth? Line ID
Shiro : ...Bro... Line ID
Teto : It looks like things
are starting to get fun!
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Shiro : It's that kid who calls himself God. Line ID
Teto : Oh, please! I don't call
myself God. I am God!
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Teto : Also, my name is Tet. Line ID
Sora : Again? Line ID
Shiro : Again? Line ID
Teto : How do you like my world? Line ID
Teto : Are you enjoying it? Line ID
Sora : Yeah. You've got good taste. Line ID
Sora : Our god prefers watching from the sidelines.
He could learn a thing or two from you.
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Teto : Really? Line ID
Sora : Our enemies can
use magic, and we can't.
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Sora : All we have left is one city. Line ID
Sora : The situation is incredibly bad. Line ID
Sora : And in order to protect the Blank name,
we can't lose a single game.
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Sora : That's the world we're in. Line ID
Sora : What do you think? Line ID
Shiro : It's wonderful. Line ID
Sora : Right? Line ID
Teto : Looks like I was right
to call you here, then!
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Teto : But I generally watch
from the sidelines too.
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Teto : I don't favor any one particular race. Line ID
Teto : I told you before, didn't I? Line ID
Teto : This world is dictated by simple games. Line ID
Sora : I see. Line ID
Sora : So even the title of One True God
is determined by a game?
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Teto : Precisely. Line ID
Teto : That is why I set it so
there were exactly sixteen races.
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Sora : Each side on a chess board
has sixteen pieces.
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Sora : So conquering all the races
allows you to challenge God, huh?
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Teto : I love the way your brain works. Line ID
Teto : You're such fast learners. Hard to
believe you came from another world.
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Sora : Thanks. Line ID
Sora : But are you sure you
should be smiling right now?
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Sora : It's Blank's policy to be the
very best at whatever game we play.
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Teto : Which is why I knew you'd try
to win the right to challenge me.
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Sora : Did you forget we beat you
at chess once already?
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Teto : That you did. Line ID
Teto : But I won't lose next time. Line ID
Sora : Hey, God. Line ID
Teto : Call me Tet. Line ID
Sora : All right, then, Tet. Line ID
Sora : You'd never lost before, had you? Line ID
Sora : The God of Play was so upset at his
first loss that he just had to bring us here.
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Sora : Am I wrong? Line ID
Teto : Interesting. Line ID
Teto : Why do you think that? Line ID
Sora : Because I know exactly how you feel. Line ID
Sora : Blank never loses. Line ID
Sora : However, we have lost
to each other many times.
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Shiro : You're not allowed to
quit while you're ahead.
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Teto : Looks like I was right
to choose you after all!
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Teto : That's right. Line ID
Teto : I won't let you quit while you're ahead, because next time, I'll win. Line ID
Teto : That's the reason. Line ID
Teto : Is it disappointing? Line ID
Sora : Not at all. Line ID
Sora : I'm actually relieved it's not some
noble reason like saving humanity.
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Teto : All right, I'm heading back. Line ID
Teto : Bye-bye. Line ID
Sora : Hey, Tet! Line ID
Sora : Thanks for letting us
be reborn here.
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Sora : This is the world where we belong. Line ID
Shiro : Thank you, God. Line ID
Sora : We'll meet again. Line ID
Shiro : We'll meet again. Line ID
Teto : We'll meet again. Line ID
Shiro : Next time, on the chess board. Line ID
Teto : Next time, on the chess board. Line ID
Sora : Next time, on the chess board. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...Isn't Tet... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Sora! Shiro! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Was that Tet, the One True God? Line ID
Sora : Yeah, why? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Wh-What's going on? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Did you really beat him at a game?! Line ID
Sora : Never mind that. Can you
get us down from here?
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Teto : And for now, for the
sake of form, I'll say this:
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Stephanie Dola : That doesn't matter right now! Line ID
Teto : Once upon a time... Line ID
Sora : We'll start by conquering the world. Line ID
Sora : Our ultimate goal is to beat God. Line ID
Teto : Now watch as a brand new
fairytale unfolds before you.
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Stephanie Dola : We sure had fun last night, didn't we? Line ID
Sora : Yeah! We were up all night playing games! Line ID
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