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- Huang Li Xian

No Game, No Life - Episode 6

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Jibril : I am Jibril. Line ID
Jibril : What can I do for you, Sora and Shiro, le nouveau roi et reine of the Imanity? Line ID
Sora : You know who we are? Line ID
Sora : Well, that makes it easier, then. Line ID
Sora : I'll just cut to the chase. Line ID
Sora : I want this library. Line ID
Jibril : You want meine Bibliothek ? Line ID
Jibril : What a sudden demande . Line ID
Sora : Steph, the Flugel were
god-killing warriors, right?
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Stephanie Dola : Th-They're supposed to be! Line ID
Jibril : I must look like a pigeon that took
a balle to the face—I mean, la faccia.
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Shiro : She corrected herself. Line ID
Sora : The way you're talking reminds me of someone famous,
so if you're doing it on purpose, then please, stop.
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Jibril : Qué ? Line ID
Jibril : I had thought it an avant-garde and unique way
of speaking, but someone else beat me to it?
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Sora : No need to get upset over it. Line ID
Jibril : Let's get back to the point. Line ID
Jibril : So, you want my library. Line ID
Jibril : Are you challenging me
to a game, human?
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Sora : Yes, I am. Line ID
Jibril : I see. Line ID
Jibril : Before the ten commandments were introduced,
we Flugel collected severed heads.
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Jibril : Now that murder is forbidden, though,
we value knowledge above all else.
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Jibril : It's not exaggerating to say that books,
which contain that knowledge,
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Jibril : and the place where they are held,
are as valuable as one's life.
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Jibril : You want me to wager my life,
so what are you offering in exchange?
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Sora : More than forty thousand
books from another world.
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Shiro : That's disgusting. Line ID
Sora : It's okay, Shiro. Line ID
Sora : In our business, that's a prize!{maybe "Lots of people like us would kill for this chance!" or something} Line ID
Jibril : F-Forty thousand? Line ID
Jibril : ...Th-That sure is a lot...
Where do you keep them?
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Sora : Right here. Line ID
Sora : I used them to study for quiz games. Line ID
Sora : There are dictionaries,
...medical books, philosophy books...
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Sora : It's filled with information
from our world.
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Jibril : Are you saying that you two
are from another world?
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Sora : Yes. Line ID
Jibril : That's impossible. Line ID
Sora : Hey, what's she talking about? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...Um... Line ID
Jibril : Summoning a living creature
from another world
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Jibril : and keeping it here requires
a tremendous amount of power.
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Jibril : Even the Old Deus would
find it extremely difficult.
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Sora : That kinda flew over
my head, but I can prove it.
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Sora : Take a look at this,
if you can read it.
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Jibril : What are you saying? Line ID
Jibril : I can speak every one of the
...over seven hundred languages—
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Jibril : It... It's a language I don't know? Line ID
Jibril : An encyclopedia from
a world I don't know?
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Jibril : This little board contains
all that knowledge?!
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Jibril : And forty thousand books of it! Line ID
Sora : ...H-Hey— Line ID
Sora : You're drooling! You're drooling! Line ID
Jibril : E-Excuse me. Line ID
Jibril : I see. Line ID
Jibril : I'm very interested in this thin board, but I still
don't believe that you're from another world.
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Sora : What do you want from us, then? Line ID
Jibril : Let me check your bodies. Line ID
Sora : Check our bodies? Line ID
Sora : Why would you do that? Line ID
Sora : What are you checking, anyway? Line ID
Jibril : Your erogenous zones. Line ID
Sora : Do it for as long as you'd like,
and then do it some more!
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Stephanie Dola : You sure changed your tune quickly. Line ID
Shiro : ...Bro, that'd be 18+ only... Line ID
Sora : ...Oh, right... Line ID
Sora : Leave the pants on, then. Line ID
Sora : And, since I'm letting you touch my
erogenous zones, let me touch yours!
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Stephanie Dola : ...What the heck?! There's no way— Line ID
Jibril : Sure, that's fine. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Wait, it is?! Line ID
Sora : ...Hey... Line ID
Jibril : What? Line ID
Jibril : Do you not enjoy
how it feels to the touch?
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Sora : No, it feels wonderful. Line ID
Sora : Surprisingly so. Line ID
Sora : But... well, I guess
I just feel a bit betrayed.
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Sora : A bit let down. Line ID
Jibril : Is this not one of
your erogenous zones?
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Sora : I'll just say that admitting so
would hurt my manly pride.
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Sora : Besides, I was actually hoping
that you'd touch me somewhere else.{unless the meaning of this was changed on purpose, but CR's makes much more sense as a followup}
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Jibril : ...But... Line ID
Jibril : All of our power comes from
what we call "Spirit Circuits".
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Jibril : And our wings, where they
...all collect, are a very erogenous—
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Sora : Yeah, you like that? Right here? Line ID
Jibril : ...When you touch them like that, it... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What on Earth are you doing?! Line ID
Sora : All I'm doing is
touching her wings, right?
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Shiro : Yep. It's entirely wholesome. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What are these two doing this god-killing weapon...
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Jibril : My investigation shows that there are
absolutely no spirits within your bodies.
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Jibril : In other words, you two aren't even
strictly defined as "life" in this world,
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Jibril : though you have the
appearance of Imanity.
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Sora : ...So that makes us... Line ID
Shiro : What? Line ID
Jibril : Unknown! Line ID
Jibril : You are the unknown! Line ID
Jibril : The source from which
new knowledge is born!
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Jibril : Nothing in this world is as
wonderful as the unknown!
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Sora : So I guess we've proven that
we're not from this world?
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Jibril : Yes, you have.{if you want to keep 'we proved', change this 'have' to 'did', though i think this is better} Line ID
Jibril : Please accept my sincerest apologies
for assuming you were mere Imanity.
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Jibril : I will certainly accept the game. Line ID
Jibril : But I don't really have anything worth
forty thousand books from another world.
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Sora : ...Look, all I want is the lib— Line ID
Jibril : How about I bet "everything I have"? Line ID
Sora : For real? Line ID
Sora : ...Lucky me... Line ID
Jibril : Is that fine with you? Line ID
Sora : Of course. We want
full rights to you, personally.
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Jibril : Thank you! Line ID
Jibril : Oh, and may I add in that you two
have to come by for tea every so often?
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Jibril : I want to know more about you. Line ID
Sora : You're talking like
you've already won.
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Sora : All right. So if we win,
we can add another demand too?
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Jibril : Of course. Line ID
Jibril : There's no way you'll win, but if you
manage to, then you can have whatever you want.
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Jibril : We'll play word chain,
but not your average word chain.
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Jibril : We'll play Materialization Word Chain. Line ID
Sora : Materialization Word Chain? Line ID
Jibril : Yes. The rules are simple. Line ID
Jibril : It's just like regular word chain, where
if you use a word that's already been used,
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Jibril : fail to answer for thirty seconds,
or cannot continue, you lose.
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Sora : Can we use words
from any language?
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Jibril : Yes. However, purely fictional
objects and concepts don't count.
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Jibril : Remember, we're playing
Materialization Word Chain.
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Jibril : If you say something
that's here, it'll disappear.
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Jibril : If it's not, then it'll appear. Line ID
Jibril : I'm sure you understand what this means. Line ID
Jibril : Once the game's over, everything will return to as
it was, so don't hesitate to show off your knowledge.
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Sora : All right. Line ID
Sora : 'kay, Shiro. Come over here. Line ID
Sora : We'll play together,
as we always do.
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Jibril : That's fine. Line ID
Jibril : You're powerless humans, so be sure
to enjoy yourselves, and try not to die.
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Stephanie Dola : ...What? W-Wait... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Die? Line ID
Jibril : You cannot directly cause someone to
die—or rather, to be unable to continue.
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Stephanie Dola : I don't need to be here, then, right? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...That's only dangerous for— Line ID
Jibril : ...Now, then... Line ID
Sora : Yeah. Line ID
Sora : Let's get this game started. Line ID
Shiro : Come and get us. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Listen to me! Line ID
Shiro : Steph, sit! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Oh God, I can't run away now! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I've had it with this! Line ID
Jibril : You can go first. Line ID
Jibril : Pick any word you like. Line ID
Sora : ...All right... Line ID
Sora : ...Well, I'll start with... Line ID
Sora : Hydrogen bomb. Line ID
Jibril : What's this? Line ID
Jibril : Bkulians! Line ID
Jibril : Self-destruction on the first move? Line ID
Jibril : That was Bkulians,
the highest-level sealing spell.
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Jibril : If I hadn't been nice enough to protect
you all, the game would be over already.
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Sora : "Nice enough"? Please. Line ID
Jibril : Bkulians! Line ID
Sora : I was just banking on the fact that you'd think ending
the game in a single move would be terribly boring.
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Jibril : I see. Line ID
Sora : I figured as much, though it doesn't seem like we'll
be able to stop you from keeping this game going.
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Jibril : I'm glad you understand. Line ID
Jibril : Please try not to bore me. Line ID
Sora : Don't worry. I wouldn't dream of it. Line ID
Sora : Spirit Circuits. Line ID
Jibril : Well, looks like
you don't waste time.
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Sora : It's a word I just learned.
I hope that won't be a problem.
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Jibril : No. It just limits my physical abilities
a bit and prevents me from flying.
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Jibril : I still have spirits in my body,
so it's no problem whatsoever.
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Jibril : It just makes me a bit uneasy, is all. Line ID
Sora : Oh, like when your cell phone
can't get reception.
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Jibril : Cell phone? Reception? Line ID
Jibril : Is that related to that
thin board of yours?
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Sora : Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're too close!
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Sora : Beat me and I'll tell you. Line ID
Shiro : ...I think she's... Line ID
Sora : Yeah, this is getting even more fun. Line ID
Sora : Hey, Jibril. It's your turn. Line ID
Jibril : R-Right. Line ID
Jibril : Here's an easy one. Stallion. Line ID
Sora : Okay. Nether r*gions. Line ID
Sora : Well? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...Wh... Wha— Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What the hell are you thinking?! Line ID
Jibril : I'm getting a bit
tired of all this dust.
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Jibril : Let's have some fun. Line ID
Jibril : Beach. Line ID
Sora : Yes, it's beautiful, but it's too much
for someone who never goes outside!
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Sora : Okay! Hooter-nub! Line ID
Jibril : I'll play along, then. Line ID
Jibril : Bikinis. Line ID
Sora : Jibril, don't you get it?! Line ID
Sora : If you wanna see her in a bikini,
you need to get rid of her clothes!
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Jibril : Oh! I'm so sorry. I couldn't understand
what you were getting at.
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Stephanie Dola : Would you two take this just a little bit seriously?! Line ID
Sora : Whatever. Suitcases. Line ID
Jibril : ...Let me see, then... Line ID
Jibril : How about "squall"? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Hey, what are you doing?! Line ID
Sora : It all worked out, Jibril! Line ID
Sora : Steph's not wearing any panties,
so without the bikini, this would be 18+!
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Sora : But seeing just a bit of bikini
under a skirt is nice too!
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Jibril : I'm glad to hear it. Line ID
Sora : And now, it'll be complete! Line ID
Sora : Ladies' clothes! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : No! Line ID
Sora : What do you think of that, Sis? Line ID
Sora : There aren't any privates, and we've
still got shoes, knee socks, and a collar!
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Sora : It's even better than pure nudity! Line ID
Sora : Suitable for all ages! Line ID
Sora : Very wholesome! Line ID
Sora : Moderately sexy, but not dirty at all! Line ID
Sora : ...We should call this... Line ID
Sora : The "Super Wholesome Space!" Line ID
Shiro : Bro, omega good job! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What on Earth are
you guys trying to do?!
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Sora : Hey, Jibril, do you get hungry? Line ID
Sora : Mantle. Line ID
Jibril : Please, don't worry. Line ID
Jibril : Unlike you powerless Imanity,
we don't need to eat.
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Jibril : Eccentric moth comic. Line ID
EXTRA : Let's be together! Line ID
Sora : Oh, I see. You do get tired,
though, right?
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Sora : The sun's rising soon.
Shouldn't you just surrender?
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Sora : Crust. Line ID
Jibril : If you're tired, then you're
more than welcome to forfeit.
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Jibril : I didn't expect to have this much fun
with a weak Imanity.
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Jibril : Timepiece. Line ID
Sora : It's a bit annoying how you
keep saying "weak" and "mere".
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Sora : Extraterrestrial. Line ID
Sora : Well, I'm sure we at the bottom must look like
mere ants to a mighty sixth-ranked race like you.
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Stephanie Dola : ...Thank goodness... Line ID
Sora : But who decided that ants
are weak and powerless?
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Jibril : I'm sorry. I didn't consider that you Imanity
would consider yourselves anything but weak.
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Sora : If you honestly think long life and durability give you
power, then I'm afraid you're the stupid one here.
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Jibril : Are you saying that I'm
inferior to the Imanity?
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Jibril : My feelings toward you are best
described as curiosity, not respect.
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Jibril : Don't forget that I could
end this game any time I like.
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Jibril : Lanterned mall. Line ID
Sora : And that's exactly why you're weak. Line ID
Sora : It's what makes you an
empty-headed academic.
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Jibril : Empty-headed academic? Line ID
Sora : Yep, empty-headed academic, meaning you don't know
how things work in the real world. Keep that in mind.
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Jibril : I know what that phrase means. Line ID
Jibril : How am I an
"empty-headed academic", though?
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Sora : Instead of respecting the unknown,
you're merely curious.
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Sora : It's time for a little lesson. Line ID
Sora : You'll see just how
weak you really are.
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Sora : Thanks for all the hard work, Steph. Line ID
Sora : We couldn't have won without you
keeping all those dangers off of us.
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Jibril : You think you've won? Line ID
Sora : So, Steph, this might kill you a little,
but take one for the team, okay?{"kill you a little" is too hilarious a phrase not to include ok}
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Stephanie Dola : Huh? Line ID
Sora : Lithosphere! Line ID
Shiro : Lithosphere! Line ID
Sora : Lithosphere. Line ID
Sora : The surface of the planet. Line ID
Sora : You didn't understand
what they meant,
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Sora : so I was able to strategically erase
the mantle and crust beforehand.
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Sora : You fail to fear and
respect the unknown.
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Sora : That's your "empty-headed"
weakness, Jibril!
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Jibril : I see. Line ID
Jibril : That's why you got rid of the
Spirit Circuits to cripple my wings.{they were crippled by the removal of the circuits, not the circuits themselves}
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Jibril : It has a core temperature
of 6,000 degrees,
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Jibril : and a surface temperature
of 3,000 degrees, I suppose.
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Jibril : You can't kill me
that easily, though.
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Jibril : I won't let morning come just yet. Line ID
Jibril : Eos lumo. Line ID
Sora : Oxygen. Line ID
Shiro : Oxygen. Line ID
Jibril : You stopped me from breathing,
but it's useless.
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Jibril : I'll have a little more fun with you. Line ID
Jibril : Nodes. Line ID
Sora : Damn it... Sepia.{as far as i can tell these two are random shit in the jp as well so w/e} Line ID
Jibril : You're making this easier
than I thought.
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Jibril : Okay, then. Line ID
Jibril : Air. Line ID
Jibril : Once the air comes back,
I can breathe.
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Jibril : Why? Line ID
Sora : I was right! Jibril doesn't
know atomic theory!
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Sora : You thought that you just needed
to bring back air to breathe,
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Sora : but I only got rid of oxygen. Line ID
Sora : The rules say that what's there
disappears and what isn't there appears.
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Jibril : Okay, then. Line ID
Jibril : Air. Line ID
Sora : The other gases disappeared,
and oxygen came back.
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Sora : All that's left here is oxygen, which is
toxic at tremendous pressures and purity!
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Jibril : ... This is the same for you too, though... Line ID
Jibril : Wh-What? Line ID
Sora : Circular breathing. Line ID
Sora : This is the difference
between you and us.
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Sora : Let's go, Shiro. Line ID
Shiro : Rest of the atmosphere. Line ID
Sora : Rest of the atmosphere. Line ID
Sora : ... The atmosphere... Line ID
Sora : The zero-pressure environment Line ID
Sora : created by the disappearance of the atmosphere
will cause the air inside you to expand and burst.
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Sora : You had no idea why we got rid of all the air in our bodies, did you? Line ID
Jibril : It's no use. Line ID
Jibril : My voice? Line ID
Sora : You can't speak in a vacuum. Line ID
Sora : ... And if you can't answer in thirty seconds... Line ID
Jibril : I suppose I lose. Line ID
Jibril : I see. Line ID
Jibril : It's a shame you're just Imanity. Line ID
Jibril : This time I'll answer you
with thanks and respect.
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Jibril : Do you understand? Line ID
Jibril : This is something that the Imanity
will never be able to overcome.
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Jibril : You have no way to answer me. Line ID
Jibril : In the end, you will lose because of the
soundless world and burning land you've created.
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Jibril : So I win. Line ID
Sora : When Coulomb force vanishes, leaving only
the nuclear force that draws atoms together,
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Sora : the result is the astronomical phenomenon that normally only
occurs during the gravitational collapse of supermassive stars.
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Sora : A hypernova, capable of destroying
stars dozens of light years away.
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Sora : It's got a temperature of fifty billion
degrees Celsius, rivaling the dawn of creation.
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Sora : Just try and survive that, Flugel! Line ID
Jibril : So that was it. Line ID
Jibril : He's right. Line ID
Jibril : Even if I die only a fraction
of a second earlier, I still lose.
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Jibril : That first explosion was simply him trying to see
if he could use words that his opponent didn't know.
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Jibril : That explosion gave him
all the information he needed.
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Jibril : Everything that happened after that
was simply a farce to keep me distracted.
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Jibril : The game was over after
the first move, wasn't it?
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Jibril : People from another—no, the Imanity...
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Jibril : They truly are a terrifying race. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I died. Line ID
Sora : Oh, welcome back. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : You used me as a decoy,
and then just went and killed me!
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Stephanie Dola : You monster! The inhumanity! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : I mean, in-Imanity! Line ID
Shiro : Steph, beg. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : We're still doing this?! Line ID
Sora : I know you've got some complaints,
but if it weren't for you, we'd have lost.
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Sora : Thanks, Steph. Line ID
Jibril : I lost. Line ID
Jibril : No matter how well you tried to tempt me, Line ID
Jibril : there was never a guarantee that I'd
answer with "empty-headed academic".
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Jibril : You're insane, you know that? Line ID
Sora : I'm challenging God.
I couldn't do that if I were sane.
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Jibril : You're... challenging God? Line ID
Sora : It was Tet who called us to this world. Line ID
Sora : Our only option is to beat him. Line ID
Sora : So, Jibril, in accordance with the commandments,
everything you have is now ours.
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Sora : Oh, and by the way, the books on my tablet
were just bait. You can read them all you want.
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Sora : You're free to use the library too. Line ID
Jibril : O dear, departed master! Line ID
Jibril : Artosh, the one who created us. Line ID
Jibril : At long last, I've fulfilled our long-held dream of
finding someone worthy to serve as our new master.
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Jibril : An Imanity, who looks down
on the elves, and on me,
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Jibril : and who will overturn
everything we think we know.
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Jibril : My master, my lord, Line ID
Jibril : I, Jibril, member of the Council of Eighteen Wings
of the Flugel, ranked sixth among the Exceed,
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Jibril : offer you everything I have. Line ID
Jibril : I will find no greater pleasure
than carrying out your will.
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Sora : Yeah, leave it to us. Line ID
Sora : Right, Shiro? Line ID
Shiro : Yeah. Line ID
Shiro : Leave it to us. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : How much longer do
I have to act like a dog?!
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Sora : I used to be a gamer like you,
...then I took an arrow in the knee...
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Jibril : Stop! Line ID
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