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Anime Characters Database Logo One Punch Man - Episode 1

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EXTRA : What on earth! (0:00:25.54)
EXTRA : Look at that! (0:00:29.58)
EXTRA : It's closing in! (0:00:57.92)
EXTRA : Who's available? (0:00:59.71)
EXTRA : We have word that Lightning Max
and Smile Man are on their way.
(0:01:00.92)
EXTRA : Get me that threat level assessment! (0:01:04.75)
EXTRA : As you can see, loud explosions
are going off behind me!
(0:01:12.79)
EXTRA : The damage left by the monster
is at an unprecedented scale.
(0:01:15.58)
EXTRA : HUGE EXPLOSION IN CITY A

The Heroes Association is currently
analyzing the threat level--

(0:01:19.04)
Saitama : Guess I'll go. (0:01:26.88)
EXTRA : JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT
(0:01:41.71)
EXTRA : Daddy! Mommy! (0:01:47.29)
Vaccine Man : And who do we have here? (0:02:07.42)
Saitama : Just a guy who's a hero for fun. (0:02:13.67)
Vaccine Man : What kind... (0:02:17.29)
Vaccine Man : of half-assed backstory is that? (0:02:18.96)
Vaccine Man : I was formed from
the constant stream of pollution
(0:02:21.83)
Vaccine Man : with which you humans
have suffused the earth.
(0:02:24.08)
Vaccine Man : I am Vaccine Man! (0:02:26.58)
Vaccine Man : The Earth is a single living organism. (0:02:28.92)
Vaccine Man : You humans are nothing but
a disease-causing bacteria
(0:02:31.75)
Vaccine Man : eating away at her lifeforce. (0:02:35.17)
Vaccine Man : In order to obliterate humans
and their evil civilization,
(0:02:37.50)
Vaccine Man : the Earth has given birth to me! (0:02:41.71)
Vaccine Man : You say you do this for fun?
For fun?
(0:02:45.79)
Vaccine Man : How dare you confront me,
Mother Earth's apostle,
(0:02:49.42)
Vaccine Man : for that inane reason?! (0:02:52.08)
Vaccine Man : Yet, what more could be
expected from a hu--
(0:02:53.67)
Saitama : Not again...
All it took was one punch!
(0:03:07.67)
Saitama : DAMN IT! (0:03:11.29)
EXTRA : THREE YEARS EARLIER
(0:04:47.42)
EXTRA : - A monster!
- Run!
(0:04:51.33)
Crablante : Huh? (0:04:56.38)
Crablante : You sure you
don't want to run away?
(0:04:57.75)
Crablante : I bet you're a newly employed
businessman already tired of work.
(0:05:06.04)
Crablante : I ate too much crab and
transformed into this, Crablante!
(0:05:09.50)
Crablante : Why aren't you running? (0:05:14.13)
Crablante : You've got a death wish. (0:05:18.25)
Crablante : Is that it? (0:05:20.54)
Saitama : Well, not quite. (0:05:22.13)
Saitama : I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed.
Right now, I'm looking for a job.
(0:05:25.29)
Saitama : I had another interview today
and got rejected royally.
(0:05:31.71)
Saitama : I couldn't care less about anything. (0:05:35.75)
Saitama : So I'm in no mood to run (0:05:39.00)
Saitama : just because the mighty Crablante
has appeared.
(0:05:41.17)
Saitama : So, what'll happen if I don't run? (0:05:46.88)
Crablante : Your eyes are lifeless, just like mine. (0:05:52.21)
Crablante : From one set of lifeless eyes
to another, I'll let you go.
(0:05:55.00)
Crablante : Besides, right now... (0:05:59.63)
Crablante : I'm hunting different prey. (0:06:01.42)
Crablante : A big-chinned brat. (0:06:05.13)
Crablante : And when I find him,
I'm gonna rip his arms off!
(0:06:07.33)
Split-Chinned Kid : What're you looking at? (0:06:24.75)
Saitama : A big-chinned brat...
If he's caught, he's dead!
(0:06:26.46)
Saitama : Hey, kid. Were you messing
with a big crab monster?
(0:06:31.00)
Split-Chinned Kid : Huh? (0:06:34.46)
Split-Chinned Kid : He was asleep in the park, (0:06:36.38)
Split-Chinned Kid : so I drew some nipples on him
with my marker.
(0:06:38.13)
Saitama : It's definitely him... (0:06:40.92)
Saitama : He has no idea what he's done.
What do I do? I could still help...
(0:06:42.96)
Saitama : But man, this kid isn't cute at all. (0:06:49.67)
Saitama : It's none of my business...
I should just walk away.
(0:06:52.29)
Saitama : Right. I mean, who really cares? (0:06:57.21)
Crablante : I found you! (0:07:02.25)
Saitama : What the hell am I doing? (0:07:07.96)
Crablante : Huh! (0:07:10.08)
Saitama : Kid, he's after you!
Get outta here!
(0:07:12.21)
Saitama : Don't worry about me. Just go! (0:07:17.79)
Split-Chinned Kid : B-But... (0:07:20.83)
Split-Chinned Kid : My soccer ball... (0:07:23.46)
Saitama : Your ball?! (0:07:24.83)
Crablante : Hey, what's the big idea? (0:07:28.08)
Crablante : Don't tell me you're gonna
protect that stinkin' brat!
(0:07:31.08)
Saitama : Come on, you're gonna kill him
over some harmless prank?
(0:07:34.54)
Saitama : Think about this! (0:07:38.96)
Crablante : I've already mutilated lots of people. (0:07:41.79)
Crablante : Whoever makes fun of
the way I look pays the price.
(0:07:44.38)
Crablante : No exceptions. (0:07:47.13)
Crablante : By the way, that brat drew
nipples on my body.
(0:07:50.38)
Crablante : With a permanent marker! (0:07:56.17)
Crablante : Look at these claws!
I can't even use a towel to wipe it off!
(0:07:58.04)
Crablante : Get in my way, and I'll make sure
you never go job hunting again!
(0:08:02.00)
Saitama : It just came to me. (0:08:18.21)
Saitama : You look exactly like a villain
from this anime I used to watch!
(0:08:20.17)
Crablante : Die. (0:08:32.17)
Saitama : Hold it right there. (0:08:39.00)
Saitama : In this age of declining birth rates,
I can't just let you kill a kid.
(0:08:40.63)
Saitama : You know what? (0:08:46.75)
Saitama : When I was a little boy,
I wanted to be a hero.
(0:08:48.21)
Saitama : Not a businessman, (0:08:52.04)
Saitama : but a hero who could send
rotten villains like you flying
(0:08:53.79)
Saitama : with one punch. (0:08:56.13)
Saitama : Screw looking for a job! (0:08:58.63)
Saitama : Bring it on! (0:09:01.08)
Crablante : Some hero you are! (0:09:03.04)
Crablante : You're pathetic! (0:09:07.79)
Crablante : You don't stand
a chance against me.
(0:09:10.46)
Crablante : Your life ends...now! (0:09:14.29)
Saitama : Has it really been three years
since then?
(0:09:42.04)
Saitama : After that day,
I trained so hard I went bald.
(0:09:49.75)
Saitama : I became so powerful,
no one can beat me.
(0:09:54.42)
Saitama : I'm the hero I dreamed of becoming. (0:09:57.21)
Saitama : So what is this? What's wrong? (0:10:00.58)
Saitama : Why does my heart feel so empty? (0:10:05.04)
EXTRA : 482 yen, please. (0:10:09.08)
Saitama : Okay. (0:10:11.25)
Saitama : Oh, hang on. (0:10:13.42)
Saitama : I have 82 yen. (0:10:21.42)
Oldface : Incredible... (0:10:47.58)
Oldface : This is incredible, little brother! (0:10:49.25)
Oldface : I never thought it would work so well. (0:10:52.38)
Beefcake : Yes, it's more than
I ever imagined, big brother.
(0:10:56.92)
Beefcake : My goal was to become
the strongest man in the world.
(0:11:02.96)
Beefcake : The strongest man. (0:11:08.13)
Beefcake : That was my dream. (0:11:10.04)
Oldface : At last, the ultimate steroid,
"Biceps King," is complete!
(0:11:14.21)
Oldface : Little brother! (0:11:20.13)
Oldface : Drink this and you will obtain
the power you've been seeking!
(0:11:21.92)
Beefcake : What? Drink that? (0:11:26.08)
Oldface : Indeed! I added strawberry flavoring,
to make it go down easier.
(0:11:28.79)
Beefcake : Brother... (0:11:33.50)
Oldface : Yes, this will do! (0:11:41.21)
Oldface : My brains and your brawn! (0:11:45.04)
Oldface : By combining the greatest of minds
and the strongest of bodies,
(0:11:47.33)
Oldface : we brothers will conquer everything
on earth
(0:11:50.79)
Oldface : and rule as kings! (0:11:55.17)
Oldface : I-Incredible! (0:12:04.04)
Oldface : Well done, little brother.
Thousands have perished!
(0:12:06.29)
Oldface : Now, on to the next town
to destroy it as well!
(0:12:09.67)
Beefcake : This! This is it, big bro.
This is what I was looking for...
(0:12:14.92)
Beefcake : To be the strongest man. (0:12:19.17)
EXTRA : This is an emergency
evacuation warning.
(0:12:21.42)
EXTRA : A giant creature has
appeared in City D.
(0:12:25.08)
EXTRA : The creature is currently
heading towards City B.
(0:12:29.58)
EXTRA : All residents of the area,
please evacuate immediately.
(0:12:34.00)
EXTRA : I repeat, the giant creature
is currently heading for--
(0:12:38.29)
Oldface : Yes, that's right! Scatter like rats! (0:12:42.13)
Oldface : Get them! (0:12:45.00)
Beefcake : I'm the strongest man, (0:12:46.42)
Beefcake : I'm the strongest man,
I'm the strongest man.
(0:12:48.29)
Oldface : What do you think, brother? (0:12:52.17)
Saitama : Yeah, how's it feel
being the strongest?
(0:12:54.42)
Oldface : What?! (0:12:56.67)
Oldface : There's someone on your shoulder! (0:12:57.71)
Saitama : Put some pants on. (0:13:00.21)
Oldface : That guy on your shoulder! Kill him! (0:13:02.96)
Beefcake : Brotherrrr! (0:13:14.83)
Beefcake : How did this happen?!
I just wanted to be strong!
(0:13:18.83)
Beefcake : And I finally am
the strongest man, but...!
(0:13:24.79)
Beefcake : I don't know who you are,
but it's your fault my brother is dead!
(0:13:32.17)
Beefcake : The strongest! (0:13:46.88)
Beefcake : Behold our brotherly power! (0:13:48.38)
Beefcake : I am the strongest. (0:14:06.17)
Beefcake : So what if I am? (0:14:16.83)
Beefcake : I feel empty. (0:14:19.67)
Saitama : Right? (0:14:21.88)
Saitama : Having overwhelming strength is... (0:14:33.21)
Saitama : ...pretty boring. (0:14:36.17)
Saitama : Oops. (0:14:40.75)
EXTRA : CITY B DESTROYED
(0:14:42.21)
Saitama : There's no sign that the evils
of the world are disappearing.
(0:15:01.16)
Saitama : This hasn't changed since
before I became a hero.
(0:15:04.91)
Saitama : In other words, you could say that
I haven't made any impact.
(0:15:08.78)
Saitama : I'm not necessarily sad about that. (0:15:13.28)
Saitama : But there's something
bothering me lately.
(0:15:17.24)
Saitama : As the days pass,
my emotions grow more distant.
(0:15:21.49)
Saitama : Fear, tension, joy, anger...
I feel none of them anymore.
(0:15:25.08)
Saitama : In exchange for power, (0:15:30.41)
Saitama : maybe I've lost something
that's essential for a human being?
(0:15:31.91)
EXTRA : Vroom, vroom? (0:15:40.58)
EXTRA : No sense hiding if you saw me. (0:15:43.49)
EXTRA : I'm Super Custom YO649Z Mk. II! (0:15:46.08)
EXTRA : I love... (0:15:50.20)
Saitama : - I used to feel all kinds of emotions
- building custom cars so much...
(0:15:51.41)
Saitama : - whirling inside me when I fought.
- I decked myself out.
(0:15:53.87)
Saitama : - Fear. Panic. Anger.
- I'm a custom car-loving monster!
(0:15:55.87)
EXTRA : If you're thinking of getting in my way, (0:15:58.78)
EXTRA : I'll put a shine on
that big headlight of yours!
(0:16:01.12)
Saitama : But now, all I need is
one punch to end it.
(0:16:10.20)
Saitama : Guess I'll have eggs over rice tonight. (0:16:16.87)
Saitama : Each day... (0:16:24.16)
Saitama : I come home uninjured
and wash my gloves.
(0:16:26.24)
Saitama : When I'm out fighting monsters,
I never feel as if my heart's really in it.
(0:16:29.16)
Saitama : I mean, I just do the hero-thing
as a hobby.
(0:16:35.91)
Saitama : In other words, (0:16:40.16)
Saitama : as long as I get a kick out of it,
that's all I care about.
(0:16:41.91)
Saitama : My house?! (0:17:07.58)
Saitama : He's tough! (0:17:22.78)
Saitama : What the hell are you? (0:17:25.41)
EXTRA : "What" am I? That's rude.
We are the true earthlings.
(0:17:27.83)
Saitama : We? (0:17:32.91)
EXTRA : I believe you call us
"Subterraneans."
(0:17:34.53)
EXTRA : We suffer from overpopulation. (0:17:39.03)
EXTRA : Therefore, we must now
claim the world aboveground.
(0:17:41.70)
EXTRA : I understand that there are
many people on the surface too.
(0:17:45.70)
EXTRA : As it stands, you are in our way. (0:17:48.91)
EXTRA : That is why we have decided to
eradicate you all.
(0:17:52.20)
EXTRA : Since our invasion commenced, (0:17:57.95)
EXTRA : 70% of the surface dwellers
have been killed.
(0:18:00.66)
EXTRA : This is a battle for survival. (0:18:04.20)
EXTRA : I hope you can understand that. (0:18:05.95)
EXTRA : However, this is unexpected. (0:18:09.91)
EXTRA : We have encountered
no surface dwellers
(0:18:12.74)
EXTRA : whom our punches would not kill. (0:18:14.53)
Saitama : Same here. (0:18:15.87)
Saitama : It's been too long since
I've come across such worthy opponents,
(0:18:18.24)
Saitama : Subterraneans! (0:18:21.74)
EXTRA : We are earthlings! (0:18:25.28)
EXTRA : But how?! (0:18:35.66)
EXTRA : You bastard! (0:18:37.91)
Saitama : Die! (0:18:43.08)
EXTRA : It's over. (0:19:36.49)
EXTRA : What was that surface dweller? (0:19:39.33)
Saitama : I'm... (0:19:43.08)
Saitama : just a guy who's a hero for fun. (0:19:44.87)
Saitama : I do not lose! (0:19:48.87)
Saitama : And the surface... (0:19:51.78)
Saitama : is under my protection! (0:19:53.58)
EXTRA : Big talk for a race of vermin! (0:19:56.83)
Saitama : What is this feeling? (0:20:14.24)
Saitama : This wild throbbing in my heart?! (0:20:18.20)
Saitama : This rush, this tension! (0:20:22.99)
Saitama : It's been so long, I forgot (0:20:33.24)
Saitama : the exhilaration of a real fight! (0:20:36.91)
Saitama : It's coming back to me. (0:20:55.12)
Saitama : This is it. (0:20:58.53)
EXTRA : Well, well... (0:20:59.74)
EXTRA : Looks like you've been taking
good care of my children.
(0:21:01.78)
Saitama : This is it! (0:21:06.83)
EXTRA : I, the Subterranean King,
will take you on.
(0:21:08.41)
Saitama : This is the very feeling
I've been looking for!
(0:21:13.58)
EXTRA : The surface is ours! (0:21:34.78)
EXTRA : You surface dwellers must die! (0:21:36.83)
EXTRA : I am the Subterranean King! (0:21:39.16)
EXTRA : Surface dwellers,
prepare yourselves for--
(0:21:41.03)
Saitama : All right, bring it on! (0:21:50.58)
EXTRA : SORRY ABOUT THAT
(0:21:53.66)
Saitama : I've become too strong. (0:22:07.83)
EXTRA : THE STRONGEST MAN
(0:22:10.49)
EXTRA : NEXT EPISODE:
THE LONE CYBORG
(0:24:05.37)
EXTRA : How'd you like seeing me
get ripped apart this week?
(0:24:07.49)
Crablante : Now it's time for me,
the mighty Crablante,
(0:24:09.74)
Crablante : to tell you what happens next week. (0:24:11.24)
Crablante : Huh? There are no visuals? (0:24:13.28)
Crablante : Well, next week this guy appears
in Z City where Saitama lives!
(0:24:14.45)
Crablante : What now? Time's up? (0:24:18.45)
Crablante : Well next week will be episode 2,
"The Lone Cyborg."
(0:24:20.37)
Crablante : I hope you all-- (0:24:24.12)

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