One Punch Man - Episode 2

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EXTRA : What could be the cause of the massive mosquito outbreak this year?	(0:00:06.21)
EXTRA : We ask Mr. Kafetch,	(0:00:10.38)
EXTRA : a mosquito expert who has written several books on the subject.	(0:00:12.21)
EXTRA : Thank you for having me.	(0:00:15.08)
EXTRA : Well, let me come right to the point.	(0:00:16.79)
EXTRA : These mosquitos belong to an entirely new species.	(0:00:18.92)
EXTRA : Therefore, I know nothing about them.	(0:00:22.13)
EXTRA : Get out!	(0:00:23.83)
EXTRA : Ah, excuse me.	(0:00:25.13)
EXTRA : Now, let's take a look at the areas	(0:00:27.00)
Saitama : - Man, City Z's in their path. - likely to be hit hardest by the outbreak.	(0:00:28.46)
Saitama : Now we've got a mosquito outbreak?	(0:00:31.54)
EXTRA : We interrupt this program for breaking news.	(0:00:36.04)
EXTRA : A large swarm of mosquitos has been sighted in City Z.	(0:00:39.00)
EXTRA : Mummified remains of attacked farm animals have also been found.	(0:00:42.13)
EXTRA : If you encounter a swarm of mosquitos, flee immediately.	(0:00:46.00)
EXTRA : This is an emergency evacuation warning. Threat level: Demon.	(0:01:41.29)
EXTRA : No resident is to go outside under any circumstances.	(0:01:47.38)
EXTRA : I repeat, no City Z resident is to go outside...	(0:01:53.13)
Genos : Acquiring target.	(0:01:57.88)
EXTRA : THE LONE CYBORG	(0:02:01.08)
EXTRA : Thanks to that warning, they're all empty!	(0:03:39.50)
EXTRA : Like someone's gonna die from a mosquito bite.	(0:03:42.04)
EXTRA : What's losing a little blood if I get all this?	(0:03:46.88)
EXTRA : The wind...?	(0:03:55.46)
EXTRA : What the--?!	(0:04:02.92)
Mosquito Girl : Come on, you guys. That wasn't nearly enough.	(0:04:38.08)
Mosquito Girl : Go get some more for me!	(0:04:42.33)
Genos : Target acquired.	(0:04:46.21)
Genos : I see.	(0:04:53.79)
Genos : You make them suck the blood, then take it all for yourself.	(0:04:55.08)
Genos : You must be controlling the mosquitos via some sort of signal.	(0:05:00.21)
Genos : That would explain their mysterious behavior.	(0:05:04.54)
Genos : So if I were to get rid of you, the leader,	(0:05:08.21)
Genos : would the swarm disperse too?	(0:05:10.71)
Mosquito Girl : Our next meal is here. Go drain him dry.	(0:05:14.88)
Genos : Incinerate.	(0:05:24.17)
Genos : I am about to eliminate you.	(0:05:35.17)
Genos : Stay where you are.	(0:05:37.17)
Mosquito Girl : You, eliminate me?	(0:05:43.79)
Mosquito Girl : Go on and try!	(0:05:47.96)
Saitama : Got you.	(0:05:54.29)
Saitama : Damn...mosquitos!!	(0:06:03.96)
Genos : Incinerate.	(0:06:33.63)
Mosquito Girl : Maybe a leg next?	(0:06:47.04)
Mosquito Girl : Wait, where are my legs?	(0:06:54.17)
Genos : Impossible.	(0:07:06.08)
Genos : You cannot escape from me.	(0:07:10.25)
Mosquito Girl : What the hell is that guy?	(0:07:14.17)
Mosquito Girl : He's gonna get me if I don't do something.	(0:07:16.92)
Mosquito Girl : The townspeople may all be hiding,	(0:07:21.25)
Mosquito Girl : but there are plenty of animals around.	(0:07:24.75)
Mosquito Girl : Come here, little ones.	(0:07:28.54)
Mosquito Girl : Empty all your stored juices into me!	(0:07:31.83)
Genos : So many.	(0:07:41.13)
Genos : If she's been collecting blood from the whole town and beyond,	(0:07:42.21)
Genos : then it may not simply be a food source for her.	(0:07:47.21)
Genos : I should put an end to this as soon as possible.	(0:07:51.33)
Saitama : Get back here, dammit!	(0:07:54.21)
Saitama : You and I aren't done yet!	(0:07:56.17)
Genos : What's with this guy?	(0:08:00.29)
Saitama : It's in my mouth! Pft! Pft! You little--!	(0:08:02.33)
Saitama : Huh?	(0:08:05.21)
Saitama : What's that squirming over there?	(0:08:06.46)
Saitama : It's...mosquitoes?!	(0:08:07.92)
Genos : You over there.	(0:08:11.25)
Genos : Evacuate now.	(0:08:13.38)
Genos : That swarm is conscious.	(0:08:14.79)
Genos : If it senses you, it will immediately attack.	(0:08:16.92)
Saitama : Seriously?	(0:08:20.21)
Saitama : That's bad. I gotta get--	(0:08:21.79)
Genos : Since you spoke, I thought you would have at least human-level intelligence.	(0:08:57.63)
Genos : But you were just a bug.	(0:09:02.50)
Genos : You brought all the mosquitos together into one, easy-to-burn swarm.	(0:09:05.00)
Genos : When I spotted you,	(0:09:09.54)
Genos : I confirmed there were no living beings within 500 meters,	(0:09:11.17)
Genos : so I should have been free to fire away.	(0:09:15.79)
Genos : Wait, that guy might have--	(0:09:19.04)
Saitama : Man, you saved me. You're amazing.	(0:09:20.71)
Saitama : What was that just now? You totally made them bug out!	(0:09:24.29)
Saitama : Ba-dum-dum-tsh.	(0:09:27.50)
Saitama : Oh, I was just trying to make a joke about the mosquitos being bugs, and...	(0:09:31.21)
Mosquito Girl : Idiot!	(0:09:38.71)
Mosquito Girl : I no longer need the tiny ones.	(0:09:42.08)
Mosquito Girl : I mean,	(0:09:45.38)
Mosquito Girl : look...	(0:09:52.25)
Mosquito Girl : how strong I've become!!	(0:09:54.21)
Mosquito Girl : Can't your punches kill a little mosquito?	(0:10:13.38)
Mosquito Girl : Weakling!	(0:10:21.46)
Genos : I see.	(0:10:23.00)
Genos : The more blood she consumes, the more powerful she becomes.	(0:10:24.42)
Mosquito Girl : I think I'll have your head next!	(0:10:29.17)
Genos : I let my guard down. There's no chance of winning.	(0:10:33.71)
Genos : All I can do is self-destruct.	(0:10:38.63)
Genos : Forgive me, Doctor...	(0:10:43.08)
Saitama : Mosquitos...suck!	(0:10:53.67)
Genos : Hold on!	(0:10:59.54)
Genos : Please tell me your name!	(0:11:02.50)
Saitama : Oh. It's Saitama.	(0:11:05.38)
Genos : I'd like to be your disciple.	(0:11:08.42)
Saitama : Oh, okay.	(0:11:10.92)
Saitama : Huh?	(0:11:15.42)
Genos : Sensei!	(0:11:34.29)
Saitama : You really showed up.	(0:11:43.17)
Saitama : Uh...	(0:11:45.13)
Genos : It's "Genos," Saitama-sensei.	(0:11:46.04)
Saitama : Can you not call me sensei?	(0:11:49.17)
Genos : Master!	(0:11:51.33)
Saitama : Not Master either!	(0:11:52.17)
Saitama : Go on home after your drink.	(0:11:56.29)
Saitama : I'm not looking for disciples.	(0:11:58.00)
Saitama : Wait--you're back in one piece?	(0:12:00.21)
Genos : Yes, my body is mostly mechanical.	(0:12:02.25)
Genos : As long as there are parts, repairs are quick.	(0:12:04.92)
Saitama : You're an odd one.	(0:12:06.75)
Genos : What kind of parts do you use, Master?	(0:12:08.67)
Saitama : Don't use any.	(0:12:11.38)
Genos : Then what about the skin-colored armor on your head?	(0:12:13.04)
Saitama : Yeah, that's my skin.	(0:12:15.38)
Genos : But that would mean you're bald despite being so young.	(0:12:16.92)
Saitama : So I'm bald--what's your problem?!	(0:12:20.08)
Genos : Me? You'll listen to my problems?	(0:12:23.13)
Saitama : No thanks, I'm good.	(0:12:26.71)
Genos : Actually, four years ago, when I was 15, I was still a real human being.	(0:12:30.00)
Saitama : Did you hear what I just said?	(0:12:34.13)
Genos : Although we had to pinch pennies,	(0:12:36.42)
Genos : my family and I lived a peaceful and fairly happy life.	(0:12:38.58)
Genos : But one day, a crazy cyborg went out of control and attacked our town.	(0:12:43.25)
Genos : The insane cyborg...	(0:12:49.13)
Genos : Most likely, a failed body modification generated an irregularity in his brain.	(0:12:50.50)
Genos : He destroyed everything in sight.	(0:12:55.00)
Genos : Parks, schools, buildings, my house...	(0:12:57.50)
Genos : He even took my family's lives.	(0:13:01.25)
Genos : Miraculously I survived, but being only a weak 15-year-old,	(0:13:03.92)
Genos : I was alone and at the end of my strength in a ruined town.	(0:13:07.29)
Genos : That's when Doctor Kuseno happened to pass through.	(0:13:10.79)
Genos : Doctor Kuseno, a scientist for justice,	(0:13:13.96)
Genos : was on a mission to stop the destruction caused by the rampaging cyborg.	(0:13:16.75)
Genos : I asked Doctor Kuseno to perform body modification surgery on me.	(0:13:20.92)
Genos : That's how I was reborn as a cyborg who fights for justice.	(0:13:25.96)
Genos : I promised Doctor Kuseno that one day I would terminate the evil cyborg.	(0:13:28.92)
Saitama : I see--	(0:13:34.33)
Genos : It's been four years since that day.	(0:13:35.08)
Genos : I'm now 19 and I've been wandering from town to town eliminating evil.	(0:13:37.08)
Genos : The number of monsters and criminal organizations I have destroyed	(0:13:42.25)
Genos : are too many to count.	(0:13:44.08)
Genos : But I have been unable to find any clues about the insane cyborg	(0:13:45.83)
Genos : and have become increasingly frustrated and restless.	(0:13:49.42)
Genos : I find myself chasing a virtual image of that cyborg	(0:13:51.88)
Genos : whenever I square off against my enemies.	(0:13:54.04)
Genos : Then last week, when that mosquito monster appeared,	(0:13:56.17)
Genos : I let my concentration slip.	(0:13:59.13)
Genos : I was convinced I could not lose to anything but the rampaging cyborg,	(0:14:01.25)
Genos : so I neglected to even analyze the data on my opponent and rushed to confront her.	(0:14:04.71)
Genos : The result, as you know,	(0:14:08.42)
Genos : was that an opponent with immense strength bested me.	(0:14:10.00)
Genos : If you, Master Saitama, had not been in the area,	(0:14:12.42)
Genos : I would have undoubtedly been destroyed.	(0:14:14.67)
Genos : Master, you saved my life.	(0:14:16.50)
Genos : My life that was once saved by Doctor Kuseno	(0:14:19.08)
Genos : has now been saved again by you, Master Saitama.	(0:14:21.29)
Genos : I feel the weight of that responsibility.	(0:14:23.71)
Genos : I must not die before destroying that cyborg.	(0:14:26.08)
Genos : And to do that, I must continue fighting evil as a righteous cyborg	(0:14:29.75)
Genos : until he appears before me one day.	(0:14:33.38)
Genos : I need to get stronger.	(0:14:35.42)
Genos : Last week, when I saw your punch,	(0:14:37.04)
Genos : I knew I had to study under you as your disciple.	(0:14:39.33)
Genos : If only I could be as strong as you, Master Saitama!	(0:14:42.13)
Genos : I have an old enemy to defeat,	(0:14:44.54)
Genos : and the battle is not for me only.	(0:14:47.04)
Genos : It's for my hometown, and for Doctor Kuseno too.	(0:14:48.75)
Genos : I realize I am still inexperienced.	(0:14:51.25)
Genos : But right now, I need enormous power	(0:14:53.33)
Genos : so I can eradicate the greatest of evils!	(0:14:55.58)
Genos : Doctor Kuseno is--	(0:14:57.46)
Saitama : Enough, you idiot! Shorten it to 20 words or less!	(0:14:58.54)
Doctor Genus : Mosquito Girl was defeated?	(0:15:04.00)
Doctor Genus : With one punch, you say?	(0:15:07.29)
Doctor Genus : Well, she was merely a prototype, after all.	(0:15:09.00)
Doctor Genus : Why is he naked?	(0:15:16.83)
EXTRA : Unknown.	(0:15:18.46)
Doctor Genus : Well, whatever.	(0:15:19.96)
Doctor Genus : He'll make an excellent specimen.	(0:15:21.04)
Doctor Genus : We shall study his physiology-- by force if necessary.	(0:15:23.92)
Doctor Genus : Send a messenger and invite him here,	(0:15:28.21)
Doctor Genus : to our "House of Evolution."	(0:15:30.42)
Genos : Master, here's the short version:	(0:15:35.04)
Genos : Please teach me the way to become strong like you.	(0:15:38.92)
Saitama : - Genos... - Yes!	(0:15:45.17)
Saitama : How old are you?	(0:15:47.38)
Genos : 19.	(0:15:48.25)
Saitama : So young...	(0:15:49.88)
Saitama : I'm sure you'll surpass me in no time.	(0:15:51.17)
Genos : Do you mean that?	(0:15:53.71)
Saitama : I'm 25 now, but I was 22 when I started training in the summer.	(0:15:55.04)
Saitama : Sure, I'll teach you.	(0:16:01.08)
Saitama : But it won't be easy. Can you handle it?	(0:16:02.83)
Genos : Yes, sir!!	(0:16:08.25)
Genos : Object approaching at high speed-- It's here!	(0:16:11.38)
Saitama : What?	(0:16:14.17)
EXTRA : My name is...huh?	(0:16:18.33)
Saitama : Pay for my ceiling!	(0:16:23.04)
EXTRA : So...	(0:16:25.50)
EXTRA : Hm?	(0:16:26.58)
EXTRA : It seems our advance agent, Kamakyuri, is down.	(0:16:27.54)
EXTRA : I can't sense him with my telepathy anymore.	(0:16:31.08)
EXTRA : What? Wasn't he one of our stronger guys?	(0:16:33.29)
Genos : There are two more outside.	(0:16:37.42)
Genos : Master, leave them to me!	(0:16:39.21)
Saitama : Don't bust people's ceilings!	(0:16:43.79)
Genos : Oh, never mind.	(0:16:45.79)
Saitama : Can't you guys just come through the door?	(0:16:48.13)
Genos : M-Master!	(0:16:54.83)
Saitama : No, I'm fine.	(0:16:56.00)
Saitama : I kinda feel like a...bamboo shoot.	(0:16:58.54)
Armored Gorilla : Elevated energy levels detected.	(0:17:02.04)
Genos : A cyborg?	(0:17:07.96)
Genos : Could it be...?	(0:17:10.58)
Armored Gorilla : You are not the target.	(0:17:12.13)
Saitama : What's going on? I can't see.	(0:17:15.08)
Armored Gorilla : You are in the way!	(0:17:16.96)
Genos : I have a few questions for you.	(0:17:28.38)
Beast King : It would appear you're in what they call a "tight spot."	(0:17:38.25)
Beast King : Well done, Ground Dragon!	(0:17:41.63)
EXTRA : GROUND DRAGON	(0:17:44.83)
EXTRA : It complicates things if they put up a fight.	(0:17:46.08)
Genos : Master!	(0:17:49.17)
Armored Gorilla : You dare look away?	(0:17:50.33)
Armored Gorilla : Quite courageous!	(0:17:53.08)
Armored Gorilla : I am the pinnacle of the House of Evolution's science.	(0:18:13.29)
Armored Gorilla : I am Armored Gorilla.	(0:18:16.67)
Armored Gorilla : Your attacks have no effect.	(0:18:18.67)
Genos : The "House of Evolution"?	(0:18:21.75)
Genos : What does it want with my master?	(0:18:23.38)
Armored Gorilla : It is none of your business.	(0:18:25.63)
Armored Gorilla : And it is our rule that any who oppose us be eliminated without fail.	(0:18:28.08)
Armored Gorilla : I must destroy you.	(0:18:35.08)
Beast King : Hey, jerk-off!	(0:18:43.21)
Beast King : What's with that look?	(0:18:44.50)
Saitama : Being underground keeps you cool,	(0:18:50.00)
Saitama : but at the same time, it's nice and warm.	(0:18:52.04)
Saitama : I'm sleepy. Could you get lost?	(0:18:54.75)
Beast King : I see I need to teach you your place.	(0:19:00.04)
Beast King : Listen up! I'm gonna slice your eyes out with these!	(0:19:03.00)
Beast King : Then we'll see if you resist!	(0:19:06.29)
Beast King : The Beast King never lets anyone off easy.	(0:19:09.00)
Saitama : Well, enough fooling around.	(0:19:16.25)
Saitama : If you wanna apologize, now's your chance.	(0:19:19.21)
Saitama : You guys smashed my ceiling!	(0:19:22.13)
Beast King : Humph. Fine.	(0:19:26.75)
Beast King : Then behold the true power	(0:19:29.04)
Saitama : - Aw man... - of the Beast--	(0:19:31.54)
Saitama : I got dirt in my special place.	(0:19:33.38)
Beast King : Hey, are you listening?	(0:19:36.04)
Saitama : Let me just shake this out.	(0:19:38.08)
Beast King : You done?	(0:19:41.96)
Saitama : One sec.	(0:19:43.08)
Saitama : I'm done.	(0:19:46.96)
Beast King : Okay, then behold the true power of the Beast King!	(0:19:48.46)
Beast King : Lion Slash!	(0:19:55.46)
EXTRA : You okay, Frog Man--	(0:20:05.08)
Beast King : Outta the way, pissants!	(0:20:06.13)
Beast King : Such is the law of the jungle!	(0:20:09.13)
Beast King : And you're next!	(0:20:11.29)
EXTRA : Wait! Don't kill him yet!	(0:20:17.17)
Beast King : Lion Slash: Meteor Power Shower!!	(0:20:19.08)
Saitama : Consecutive...	(0:20:37.17)
Saitama : Normal Punches.	(0:20:39.25)
Saitama : Oh.	(0:20:58.92)
EXTRA : N-No one told me he'd be like that!	(0:21:01.38)
EXTRA : It's best we retreat now and regroup...	(0:21:03.63)
Saitama : Found you!	(0:21:07.96)
EXTRA : No waayyy!	(0:21:09.38)
Saitama : Huh?	(0:21:21.75)
Genos : Answer the question or be eliminated.	(0:21:31.79)
Genos : Your choice.	(0:21:35.13)
Armored Gorilla : It is you who will be eliminated.	(0:21:37.04)
Armored Gorilla : You fool.	(0:21:39.29)
Armored Gorilla : I am the third most powerful fighter in the "House of Evolution."	(0:21:40.54)
Armored Gorilla : At your power level,	(0:21:45.04)
Armored Gorilla : you will never beat the Beast King, the second most powerful.	(0:21:46.63)
Armored Gorilla : You will be destroyed.	(0:21:50.33)
Saitama : Is this who you mean?	(0:21:53.88)
Genos : Apparently so.	(0:21:55.88)
Armored Gorilla : Look, I'm really sorry.	(0:22:02.83)
Armored Gorilla : I'll tell you everything, just don't kill me!	(0:22:04.00)
Saitama : What the--? What happened to your robot voice?	(0:22:06.58)
Saitama : Sorry, I was just trying to sound cool.	(0:22:09.58)
EXTRA : What do you mean? The hit team wiped out?	(0:23:45.88)
EXTRA : - How did this happen? - Wait, don't jump to conclusions yet.	(0:23:48.75)
EXTRA : - It may be a mistake. - Verify the report immediately!	(0:23:51.88)
EXTRA : - Right away. - Be careful!	(0:23:54.42)
Doctor Genus : What's all the commotion?	(0:23:56.21)
Mosquito Girl : NEXT EPISODE: THE OBSESSIVE SCIENTIST Okay, time for Mosquito Girl's episode preview!	(0:24:06.00)
Mosquito Girl : Next week's story will be about my birthplace.	(0:24:09.54)
Mosquito Girl : I was born--what?! Time's up already?!	(0:24:13.17)
Mosquito Girl : Oh, all right.	(0:24:17.00)
Mosquito Girl : The next episode of One-Punch Man is episode 3, "The Obsessive Scientist."	(0:24:18.38)
Mosquito Girl : Scientist, huh? Who could that be?	(0:24:22.21)