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 EXTRA : What could be the cause of the massive
mosquito outbreak this year? |
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| EXTRA : We ask Mr. Kafetch, |
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EXTRA : a mosquito expert who has written
several books on the subject. |
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| EXTRA : Thank you for having me. |
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| EXTRA : Well, let me come right to the point. |
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EXTRA : These mosquitos belong
to an entirely new species. |
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| EXTRA : Therefore, I know nothing about them. |
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| EXTRA : Get out! |
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| EXTRA : Ah, excuse me. |
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| EXTRA : Now, let's take a look at the areas |
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 Saitama : - Man, City Z's in their path.
- likely to be hit hardest by the outbreak. |
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| Saitama : Now we've got a mosquito outbreak? |
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EXTRA : We interrupt this program
for breaking news. |
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EXTRA : A large swarm of mosquitos
has been sighted in City Z. |
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EXTRA : Mummified remains of attacked
farm animals have also been found. |
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EXTRA : If you encounter a swarm of mosquitos,
flee immediately. |
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EXTRA : This is an emergency evacuation warning.
Threat level: Demon. |
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EXTRA : No resident is to go outside
under any circumstances. |
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EXTRA : I repeat, no City Z resident
is to go outside... |
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 Genos : Acquiring target. |
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EXTRA : THE LONE CYBORG
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EXTRA : Thanks to that warning,
they're all empty! |
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EXTRA : Like someone's gonna die
from a mosquito bite. |
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EXTRA : What's losing
a little blood if I get all this? |
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| EXTRA : The wind...? |
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| EXTRA : What the--?! |
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 Mosquito Girl : Come on, you guys.
That wasn't nearly enough. |
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| Mosquito Girl : Go get some more for me! |
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| Genos : Target acquired. |
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| Genos : I see. |
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Genos : You make them suck the blood,
then take it all for yourself. |
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Genos : You must be controlling the mosquitos
via some sort of signal. |
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Genos : That would explain
their mysterious behavior. |
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Genos : So if I were to get rid of you,
the leader, |
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| Genos : would the swarm disperse too? |
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Mosquito Girl : Our next meal is here.
Go drain him dry. |
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| Genos : Incinerate. |
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| Genos : I am about to eliminate you. |
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| Genos : Stay where you are. |
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| Mosquito Girl : You, eliminate me? |
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| Mosquito Girl : Go on and try! |
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| Saitama : Got you. |
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| Saitama : Damn...mosquitos!! |
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| Genos : Incinerate. |
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| Mosquito Girl : Maybe a leg next? |
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| Mosquito Girl : Wait, where are my legs? |
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| Genos : Impossible. |
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| Genos : You cannot escape from me. |
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| Mosquito Girl : What the hell is that guy? |
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Mosquito Girl : He's gonna get me
if I don't do something. |
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Mosquito Girl : The townspeople may
all be hiding, |
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Mosquito Girl : but there are plenty
of animals around. |
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| Mosquito Girl : Come here, little ones. |
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| Mosquito Girl : Empty all your stored juices into me! |
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| Genos : So many. |
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Genos : If she's been collecting blood
from the whole town and beyond, |
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Genos : then it may not simply be
a food source for her. |
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Genos : I should put an end to this
as soon as possible. |
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| Saitama : Get back here, dammit! |
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| Saitama : You and I aren't done yet! |
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| Genos : What's with this guy? |
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Saitama : It's in my mouth!
Pft! Pft! You little--! |
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| Saitama : Huh? |
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| Saitama : What's that squirming over there? |
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| Saitama : It's...mosquitoes?! |
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| Genos : You over there. |
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| Genos : Evacuate now. |
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| Genos : That swarm is conscious. |
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Genos : If it senses you,
it will immediately attack. |
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| Saitama : Seriously? |
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| Saitama : That's bad. I gotta get-- |
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Genos : Since you spoke, I thought you would have
at least human-level intelligence. |
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| Genos : But you were just a bug. |
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Genos : You brought all the mosquitos together
into one, easy-to-burn swarm. |
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| Genos : When I spotted you, |
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Genos : I confirmed there were
no living beings within 500 meters, |
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| Genos : so I should have been free to fire away. |
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| Genos : Wait, that guy might have-- |
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Saitama : Man, you saved me.
You're amazing. |
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Saitama : What was that just now?
You totally made them bug out! |
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| Saitama : Ba-dum-dum-tsh. |
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Saitama : Oh, I was just trying to make a joke
about the mosquitos being bugs, and... |
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| Mosquito Girl : Idiot! |
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| Mosquito Girl : I no longer need the tiny ones. |
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| Mosquito Girl : I mean, |
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| Mosquito Girl : look... |
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| Mosquito Girl : how strong I've become!! |
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Mosquito Girl : Can't your punches
kill a little mosquito? |
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| Mosquito Girl : Weakling! |
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| Genos : I see. |
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Genos : The more blood she consumes,
the more powerful she becomes. |
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| Mosquito Girl : I think I'll have your head next! |
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Genos : I let my guard down.
There's no chance of winning. |
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| Genos : All I can do is self-destruct. |
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| Genos : Forgive me, Doctor... |
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| Saitama : Mosquitos...suck! |
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| Genos : Hold on! |
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| Genos : Please tell me your name! |
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| Saitama : Oh. It's Saitama. |
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| Genos : I'd like to be your disciple. |
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| Saitama : Oh, okay. |
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| Saitama : Huh? |
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| Genos : Sensei! |
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| Saitama : You really showed up. |
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| Saitama : Uh... |
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| Genos : It's "Genos," Saitama-sensei. |
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| Saitama : Can you not call me sensei? |
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| Genos : Master! |
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| Saitama : Not Master either! |
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| Saitama : Go on home after your drink. |
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| Saitama : I'm not looking for disciples. |
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| Saitama : Wait--you're back in one piece? |
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| Genos : Yes, my body is mostly mechanical. |
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Genos : As long as there are parts,
repairs are quick. |
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| Saitama : You're an odd one. |
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Genos : What kind of parts
do you use, Master? |
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| Saitama : Don't use any. |
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Genos : Then what about the
skin-colored armor on your head? |
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| Saitama : Yeah, that's my skin. |
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Genos : But that would mean you're bald
despite being so young. |
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| Saitama : So I'm bald--what's your problem?! |
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| Genos : Me? You'll listen to my problems? |
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| Saitama : No thanks, I'm good. |
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Genos : Actually, four years ago, when I was 15,
I was still a real human being. |
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| Saitama : Did you hear what I just said? |
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| Genos : Although we had to pinch pennies, |
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Genos : my family and I lived
a peaceful and fairly happy life. |
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Genos : But one day, a crazy cyborg went out of
control and attacked our town. |
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| Genos : The insane cyborg... |
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Genos : Most likely, a failed body modification
generated an irregularity in his brain. |
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| Genos : He destroyed everything in sight. |
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| Genos : Parks, schools, buildings, my house... |
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| Genos : He even took my family's lives. |
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Genos : Miraculously I survived,
but being only a weak 15-year-old, |
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Genos : I was alone and at the end of my strength
in a ruined town. |
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Genos : That's when Doctor Kuseno happened
to pass through. |
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| Genos : Doctor Kuseno, a scientist for justice, |
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Genos : was on a mission to stop the destruction
caused by the rampaging cyborg. |
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Genos : I asked Doctor Kuseno to perform
body modification surgery on me. |
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Genos : That's how I was reborn as a cyborg
who fights for justice. |
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Genos : I promised Doctor Kuseno that one day
I would terminate the evil cyborg. |
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| Saitama : I see-- |
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| Genos : It's been four years since that day. |
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Genos : I'm now 19 and I've been wandering
from town to town eliminating evil. |
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Genos : The number of monsters and criminal
organizations I have destroyed |
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| Genos : are too many to count. |
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Genos : But I have been unable to find any clues
about the insane cyborg |
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Genos : and have become increasingly
frustrated and restless. |
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Genos : I find myself chasing a virtual image
of that cyborg |
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Genos : whenever I square off against
my enemies. |
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Genos : Then last week, when that mosquito
monster appeared, |
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| Genos : I let my concentration slip. |
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Genos : I was convinced I could not lose to anything
but the rampaging cyborg, |
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Genos : so I neglected to even analyze the data
on my opponent and rushed to confront her. |
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| Genos : The result, as you know, |
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Genos : was that an opponent
with immense strength bested me. |
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Genos : If you, Master Saitama,
had not been in the area, |
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Genos : I would have undoubtedly
been destroyed. |
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| Genos : Master, you saved my life. |
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Genos : My life that was once saved by
Doctor Kuseno |
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Genos : has now been saved again by you,
Master Saitama. |
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| Genos : I feel the weight of that responsibility. |
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Genos : I must not die before
destroying that cyborg. |
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Genos : And to do that, I must continue
fighting evil as a righteous cyborg |
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| Genos : until he appears before me one day. |
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| Genos : I need to get stronger. |
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Genos : Last week,
when I saw your punch, |
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Genos : I knew I had to study under you
as your disciple. |
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Genos : If only I could be
as strong as you, Master Saitama! |
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| Genos : I have an old enemy to defeat, |
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| Genos : and the battle is not for me only. |
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Genos : It's for my hometown,
and for Doctor Kuseno too. |
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| Genos : I realize I am still inexperienced. |
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Genos : But right now,
I need enormous power |
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Genos : so I can eradicate
the greatest of evils! |
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| Genos : Doctor Kuseno is-- |
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Saitama : Enough, you idiot!
Shorten it to 20 words or less! |
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 Doctor Genus : Mosquito Girl was defeated? |
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| Doctor Genus : With one punch, you say? |
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Doctor Genus : Well, she was merely
a prototype, after all. |
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| Doctor Genus : Why is he naked? |
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| EXTRA : Unknown. |
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| Doctor Genus : Well, whatever. |
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| Doctor Genus : He'll make an excellent specimen. |
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Doctor Genus : We shall study his physiology--
by force if necessary. |
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Doctor Genus : Send a messenger
and invite him here, |
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| Doctor Genus : to our "House of Evolution." |
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| Genos : Master, here's the short version: |
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Genos : Please teach me the way to become
strong like you. |
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Saitama : - Genos...
- Yes! |
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| Saitama : How old are you? |
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| Genos : 19. |
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| Saitama : So young... |
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| Saitama : I'm sure you'll surpass me in no time. |
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| Genos : Do you mean that? |
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Saitama : I'm 25 now, but I was 22
when I started training in the summer. |
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| Saitama : Sure, I'll teach you. |
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Saitama : But it won't be easy.
Can you handle it? |
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| Genos : Yes, sir!! |
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Genos : Object approaching at high speed--
It's here! |
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| Saitama : What? |
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| EXTRA : My name is...huh? |
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| Saitama : Pay for my ceiling! |
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| EXTRA : So... |
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| EXTRA : Hm? |
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EXTRA : It seems our advance agent,
Kamakyuri, is down. |
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EXTRA : I can't sense him
with my telepathy anymore. |
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EXTRA : What? Wasn't he one of
our stronger guys? |
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| Genos : There are two more outside. |
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| Genos : Master, leave them to me! |
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| Saitama : Don't bust people's ceilings! |
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| Genos : Oh, never mind. |
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Saitama : Can't you guys just
come through the door? |
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| Genos : M-Master! |
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| Saitama : No, I'm fine. |
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| Saitama : I kinda feel like a...bamboo shoot. |
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 Armored Gorilla : Elevated energy levels detected. |
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| Genos : A cyborg? |
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| Genos : Could it be...? |
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| Armored Gorilla : You are not the target. |
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| Saitama : What's going on? I can't see. |
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| Armored Gorilla : You are in the way! |
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| Genos : I have a few questions for you. |
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 Beast King : It would appear you're in
what they call a "tight spot." |
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| Beast King : Well done, Ground Dragon! |
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EXTRA : GROUND DRAGON
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EXTRA : It complicates things
if they put up a fight. |
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| Genos : Master! |
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| Armored Gorilla : You dare look away? |
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| Armored Gorilla : Quite courageous! |
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Armored Gorilla : I am the pinnacle of
the House of Evolution's science. |
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| Armored Gorilla : I am Armored Gorilla. |
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| Armored Gorilla : Your attacks have no effect. |
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| Genos : The "House of Evolution"? |
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| Genos : What does it want with my master? |
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| Armored Gorilla : It is none of your business. |
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Armored Gorilla : And it is our rule that any who
oppose us be eliminated without fail. |
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| Armored Gorilla : I must destroy you. |
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| Beast King : Hey, jerk-off! |
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| Beast King : What's with that look? |
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| Saitama : Being underground keeps you cool, |
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Saitama : but at the same time,
it's nice and warm. |
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| Saitama : I'm sleepy. Could you get lost? |
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Beast King : I see I need to
teach you your place. |
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Beast King : Listen up! I'm gonna slice
your eyes out with these! |
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| Beast King : Then we'll see if you resist! |
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Beast King : The Beast King never
lets anyone off easy. |
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| Saitama : Well, enough fooling around. |
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Saitama : If you wanna apologize,
now's your chance. |
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| Saitama : You guys smashed my ceiling! |
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| Beast King : Humph. Fine. |
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| Beast King : Then behold the true power |
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Saitama : - Aw man...
- of the Beast-- |
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| Saitama : I got dirt in my special place. |
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| Beast King : Hey, are you listening? |
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| Saitama : Let me just shake this out. |
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| Beast King : You done? |
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| Saitama : One sec. |
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| Saitama : I'm done. |
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Beast King : Okay, then behold the true power
of the Beast King! |
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| Beast King : Lion Slash! |
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| EXTRA : You okay, Frog Man-- |
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| Beast King : Outta the way, pissants! |
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| Beast King : Such is the law of the jungle! |
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| Beast King : And you're next! |
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| EXTRA : Wait! Don't kill him yet! |
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| Beast King : Lion Slash: Meteor Power Shower!! |
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| Saitama : Consecutive... |
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| Saitama : Normal Punches. |
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| Saitama : Oh. |
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EXTRA : N-No one told me
he'd be like that! |
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| EXTRA : It's best we retreat now and regroup... |
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| Saitama : Found you! |
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| EXTRA : No waayyy! |
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| Saitama : Huh? |
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| Genos : Answer the question or be eliminated. |
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| Genos : Your choice. |
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| Armored Gorilla : It is you who will be eliminated. |
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| Armored Gorilla : You fool. |
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Armored Gorilla : I am the third most powerful
fighter in the "House of Evolution." |
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| Armored Gorilla : At your power level, |
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Armored Gorilla : you will never beat the Beast King,
the second most powerful. |
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| Armored Gorilla : You will be destroyed. |
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| Saitama : Is this who you mean? |
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| Genos : Apparently so. |
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| Armored Gorilla : Look, I'm really sorry. |
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Armored Gorilla : I'll tell you everything,
just don't kill me! |
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Saitama : What the--?
What happened to your robot voice? |
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Saitama : Sorry, I was just trying
to sound cool. |
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EXTRA : What do you mean?
The hit team wiped out? |
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EXTRA : - How did this happen?
- Wait, don't jump to conclusions yet. |
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EXTRA : - It may be a mistake.
- Verify the report immediately! |
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EXTRA : - Right away.
- Be careful! |
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| Doctor Genus : What's all the commotion? |
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Mosquito Girl : NEXT EPISODE:
THE OBSESSIVE SCIENTIST
Okay, time for Mosquito Girl's
episode preview! |
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Mosquito Girl : Next week's story will be about
my birthplace. |
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Mosquito Girl : I was born--what?!
Time's up already?! |
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| Mosquito Girl : Oh, all right. |
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Mosquito Girl : The next episode of One-Punch Man
is episode 3, "The Obsessive Scientist." |
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| Mosquito Girl : Scientist, huh? Who could that be? |
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One Punch Man - Episode 2
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