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 Armored Gorilla : Long ago, there existed
a brilliant young scientist. |
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| Armored Gorilla : By dint of his astonishing genius, |
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Armored Gorilla : he was able to make a number of
contributions to human knowledge. |
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Armored Gorilla : Eventually, however, he became
disillusioned with the world. |
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Armored Gorilla : Though constantly showered with praise
for the subtlety of his mind, |
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Armored Gorilla : none of his ideas or theories
ever received |
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Armored Gorilla : even the slightest support
from the scientific community. |
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Armored Gorilla : "We should not be striving to advance
human civilization, |
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Armored Gorilla : but rather the artificial evolution of
humans as a species." |
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Armored Gorilla : That was the only dream
he had ever had, |
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Armored Gorilla : but not a single person came forward
to help him fulfill that dream. |
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 Doctor Genus : Damn these apes! |
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Doctor Genus : "Dangerous ideas?"
Writing about me as if I were some freak? |
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Doctor Genus : Do they really think humans have come
this far by avoiding risks? |
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Doctor Genus : Idiots who think
they no longer need to evolve |
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| Doctor Genus : have no right to pass on their genes! |
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Doctor Genus : Of course, this plan was always
for my own sake. |
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Doctor Genus : I will carry it out...
even if I must do it all myself! |
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| Armored Gorilla : Thereafter, he devoted himself to research. |
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Armored Gorilla : It was only after he turned 70
that his efforts began to yield results. |
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| Armored Gorilla : First, the scientist regained his youth. |
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| Armored Gorilla : Next, he began cloning himself. |
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Armored Gorilla : He named his laboratory
the "House of Evolution," |
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| Armored Gorilla : and together with his clones |
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Armored Gorilla : he conducted countless experiments
with animals to create new species. |
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Armored Gorilla : Eventually, his experiments shifted to
human subjects-- |
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 Saitama : This is taking too long! |
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| Armored Gorilla : ...Huh? |
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Saitama : What's this got to do with me?
You're just trying to act cool again. |
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| Saitama : Just get to the point, okay? |
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 Genos : My master is a busy man.
Summarize it in 20 words or less. |
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| Armored Gorilla : ...I-I'm sorry. |
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Armored Gorilla : So, in other words, my boss has become
very curious about your body. |
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| Saitama : I'm not interested in dudes. |
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| Genos : I think you misunderstood, Master. |
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Genos : He plans to use your body,
which surpasses normal human limitations, |
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| Genos : for his research on evolution. |
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Genos : If we don't do something,
I'm sure he'll try again. |
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| Genos : We cannot allow him a free hand. |
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| Genos : Our move should be to attack him. |
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| Saitama : Sure, let's go. |
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| Genos : Okay. |
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| Genos : Huh? |
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| Genos : Now?! |
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Saitama : Yeah, there's a sale on tomorrow.
Can't do it then. |
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| Genos : Master! |
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Armored Gorilla : This doesn't sound good.
Better tell the Doctor.... |
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| Genos : Hey, you. |
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| Armored Gorilla : Oh. Yes? |
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| Genos : I have one last question. |
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Genos : Was the "House of Evolution" developing
cyborgs prior to four years ago? |
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| Genos : How many more cyborgs are there? |
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Genos : Have any of them destroyed towns
in the past? |
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| Armored Gorilla : I'm not sure, |
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Armored Gorilla : but at the "House of Evolution,"
I'm the only combat cyborg. |
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| Doctor Genus : Impossible! |
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Doctor Genus : Our elite force, formed for the extermination
of these obsolete humans, wiped out?! |
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Doctor Genus : According to Armored Gorilla's report,
the two responsible are on their way here. |
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| Doctor Genus : If they come, |
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Doctor Genus : all our research, everything we've been
working on, could be destroyed. |
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| Doctor Genus : This is a serious matter. |
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| Doctor Genus : The only option is to use our trump card. |
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Doctor Genus : Begin preparations for the release of
Carnage Kabuto. |
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| Doctor Genus : What?! |
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Doctor Genus : -No, not him!
-That's crazy! |
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Doctor Genus : -He'll finally be released?
-He's right. That might be the only way. |
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Doctor Genus : -But maybe we should stop him.
-It's too dangerous. |
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Doctor Genus : -I have a bad feeling about this.
-Is that the only way? |
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Doctor Genus : Be calm!
He will be our last resort. |
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| Doctor Genus : But... |
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Doctor Genus : First, from the first to the eighth floor,
we'll activate all our traps. |
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Doctor Genus : If we're lucky, they will take care of
the intruders. |
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| Doctor Genus : I'm fully aware of what will happen to me |
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| Doctor Genus : should we fail. |
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Genos : I didn't think we'd be running
the whole way. |
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| Saitama : How else are we gonna get there? |
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| Genos : I was sure you could fly or something. |
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| Saitama : Humans can't fly, you know. |
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Genos : It's amazing that you are never late.
You are a true hero. |
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| Saitama : Actually, I hardly ever arrive on time. |
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| Genos : We're here. |
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| Genos : This is the place Gorilla told us of. |
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| Saitama : So this is... |
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| Genos : ...the "House of Evolution." |
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Saitama : One, two, three, four, five, six...
Looks like it's about eight stories high-- |
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| Saitama : Uh...what was that all of a sudden? |
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Genos : Yes. I decided it would be most efficient
to destroy them all in one swoop. |
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| Saitama : Well, that's true but... |
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Saitama : We could have at least seen
what the bad guys had in store for us. |
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| Saitama : That was kind of mean. |
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| Saitama : Looks like there's a basement. |
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| Doctor Genus : S-Stop!! |
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| Doctor Genus : Hey, Carnage Kabuto. |
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| Doctor Genus : Are you well? |
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Doctor Genus : It appears you've killed
a bunch of my clones again. |
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| Doctor Genus : Satisfied? |
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 Carnage Kabuto : Huh? |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Fool! Why would I be satisfied? |
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Carnage Kabuto : I've been kept locked up
deep beneath the Earth. |
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Carnage Kabuto : Me! The strongest warrior in the entire
"House of Evolution." |
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Doctor Genus : You are mentally unstable. We couldn't
control you. There was no choice. |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Control? You moron! |
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Carnage Kabuto : I am the culmination of the "New Human"
you guys have sought for so long. |
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Carnage Kabuto : My intelligence and physical strength
and your own are incomparable! |
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| Carnage Kabuto : You should be the ones obeying me. |
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| Doctor Genus : No. You're a failure. |
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Doctor Genus : It's true you perform
at unheard of levels, |
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| Doctor Genus : but it is humanity you lack. |
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Doctor Genus : Go ahead, kill me.
Plenty of clones could take my place. |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Oh? |
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| Doctor Genus : But I have a favor to ask first. |
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| Doctor Genus : There's a specimen I must have. |
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Doctor Genus : He is extremely strong.
Only you can defeat him. |
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| Doctor Genus : I want you to catch him for me... |
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| Doctor Genus : ...dead or alive. |
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| Saitama : This basement is huge! |
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| Saitama : I'm getting kind of fired up. |
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| Saitama : Huh? |
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| Genos : I sense living beings deeper in... |
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| Genos : Master, two of them are approaching. |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Oh, here we go! |
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| Carnage Kabuto : There are two. Which one is it? |
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| Doctor Genus : The one on the right... |
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Carnage Kabuto : In that case, you don't need the one
on the left! |
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| Saitama : Genos? |
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| Saitama : Huh? |
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| Saitama : Hey... |
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| Carnage Kabuto : I am Carnage Kabuto! |
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| Carnage Kabuto : We got a combat experimentation room. |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Let's do this in there. |
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Saitama : You turned Genos into a piece of
modern art. |
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| Saitama : Fight's on! |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Pretty big, eh? |
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| Carnage Kabuto : It's the biggest room in the facility. |
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Carnage Kabuto : This is where they make us fight
to test our combat abilities. |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Well then, let's start the killing-- |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Oh? |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Still alive, huh? |
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| Carnage Kabuto : You fool! |
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| Genos : Machinegun Blows! |
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| Genos : He got me. |
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| Genos : Let me... |
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| Genos : ...take him... |
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Saitama : Your face is all cracked.
Don't push yourself. |
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| Genos : With his breath? Impossible! |
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| Saitama : Genos, you okay? |
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| Genos : Yes... |
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| Saitama : No you're not! Look at your head! |
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| Saitama : You've gone and gotten my hopes up. |
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Doctor Genus : I have always been critical of humans
and their inferior abilities. |
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Doctor Genus : The entire species, aside from myself,
can be viewed only as dumb animals. |
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| Doctor Genus : That realization was agony for me. |
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Doctor Genus : If memory serves, I was 15
when it occurred to me. |
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Doctor Genus : A plan to evolve
the human animal |
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Doctor Genus : and create a world
where I could live contentedly. |
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| Doctor Genus : A utopia of my own, created by me. |
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| Doctor Genus : A world made up of only us, |
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Doctor Genus : the new human breed
that will transcend humanity! |
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| Doctor Genus : I must see it through. |
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Doctor Genus : Compared to my anguish back then,
this physical pain I feel now is nothing. |
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| Carnage Kabuto : What's the hold up? Let's go! |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Bring everything you've got. |
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| Doctor Genus : Carnage Kabuto--a demon incarnate, |
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Doctor Genus : the strongest and most brutal
creation of the House of Evolution. |
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Doctor Genus : Let's see how you, at your archaic stage
of human development, |
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Doctor Genus : fare against a monster that is
the final form of artificial evolution. |
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Doctor Genus : Or will you be the trigger for
a new evolution? |
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| Doctor Genus : I can't wait to find out! |
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Carnage Kabuto : Oh, I see it. I see it!
You're supposed to be strong. |
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| Saitama : Don't disappoint me now. |
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| Saitama : You're this place's ultimate weapon, right? |
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Saitama : You're clearly not the same as the guys
from this morning. |
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| Saitama : Look at you, just oozing with confidence. |
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| Genos : Such speed! |
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| Saitama : What are you doing? |
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| Saitama : Hey. |
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| Doctor Genus : He just backed off? |
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| Doctor Genus : Carnage Kabuto?! |
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Carnage Kabuto : If I'd attacked him just now,
he'd have killed me. |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Who the hell is this guy? |
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| Carnage Kabuto : He's leaving himself wide open, |
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Carnage Kabuto : yet all my instincts are screaming,
sending out danger signals! |
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| Saitama : Huh? |
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| Carnage Kabuto : You bastard! |
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| Carnage Kabuto : How the hell did you get that strong?! |
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| Saitama : So you wanna know too? |
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| Saitama : Okay, fine. |
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| Saitama : Genos, you listen carefully too. |
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| Genos : He's going to tell us right now? |
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| Genos : The secret to Master's power...? |
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| Doctor Genus : I'd like to know too. |
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| Saitama : Huh? |
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| Saitama : Who are you? |
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| Doctor Genus : I am Genus. |
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| Saitama : Well, fine. Listen up. |
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Genos : It's too risky! He can't let these guys
know his secret! |
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Saitama : First, what's important is, to make sure
you stick to this intense training regimen. |
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Doctor Genus : Training? Not modification surgery
or genetic enhancement, |
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| Doctor Genus : but training? |
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| Carnage Kabuto : What training...? |
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| Saitama : Listen, Genos. |
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| Saitama : You just have to keep doing it. |
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| Saitama : No matter how hard it gets. |
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| Saitama : It took me three years to get this strong. |
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Saitama : One hundred push-ups!
One hundred sit-ups! |
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| Saitama : One hundred squats! |
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| Saitama : Then a ten kilometer run. |
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| Saitama : Every single day! |
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Saitama : And of course, make sure you eat
three meals a day. |
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Saitama : Just a banana in the morning is fine.
But the most important thing is |
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Saitama : SAVE MONEY
to never use the A/C or heat
in the summer or winter |
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Saitama : SAVE MONEY
so that you can strengthen the mind. |
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Saitama : In the beginning, you'll wish
you were dead. |
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Saitama : You might start thinking
what's the harm of taking a day off? |
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Saitama : But for me, in order to be a strong hero,
no matter how tough it was, |
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Saitama : even if I was spitting blood,
I never stopped. |
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Saitama : I kept doing squats even when my legs
were so heavy they refused to move. |
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Saitama : Even when my arms started making
weird clicking noises, |
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| Saitama : I kept doing push-ups. |
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Saitama : A year and a half later, I started
to notice a difference. |
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| Saitama : I was bald... |
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| Saitama : And I had become stronger! |
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Saitama : In other words, you gotta train like hell
to the point where your hair falls out. |
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| Saitama : That's the only way to become strong. |
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| Saitama : The guys that are fooling around with |
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Saitama : the "new human race" and evolution junk
will never make it this far. |
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Saitama : Human beings are strong because
we have the ability to change ourselves. |
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| Doctor Genus : W-What? |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Is this guy...for real? |
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| Genos : Master... |
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| Genos : You are so... |
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| Genos : full of crap! |
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| Saitama : Huh? |
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Genos : That is nothing but
standard strength training! |
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Genos : And it's not even that intense!
It's just a normal level! |
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Genos : I...I have to get stronger. I didn't ask
to study under you just to hear jokes! |
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| Genos : Master Saitama, |
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Genos : your power is clearly stronger than
what you'd get from just training your body. |
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| Doctor Genus : That's right, I want to know your-- |
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| Genos : We want to know your true secret! |
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| Saitama : Genos... |
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Saitama : You may not believe me,
but that's really all I did. |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Oh yeah? |
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| Doctor Genus : No! Carnage Kabuto! |
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Carnage Kabuto : If you don't wanna tell us your secret...
so be it. |
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| Doctor Genus : Stop! You'll go on another rampage! |
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| Carnage Kabuto : I bet you aren't stronger than me anyway! |
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| Carnage Kabuto : But, since you pissed me off, |
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| Carnage Kabuto : I'm gonna annihilate you. |
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Carnage Kabuto : CARNAGE MODE
Carnage Mode! |
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Carnage Kabuto : When I get like this I lose control
for a whole week |
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| Carnage Kabuto : and my lust for death cannot be quelled! |
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Carnage Kabuto : After I kill you, I'll head into town and go on
a killing rampage until next Saturday! |
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Carnage Kabuto : If you are indeed a strong hero,
then try and stop me! |
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| Saitama : No way... it can't be. |
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| Genos : Master?! |
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Saitama : Dammit. I may have made
a horrible mistake. |
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| Saitama : This guy's in Carnage mode... |
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Saitama : He said he'll be on a rampage
for a whole week? |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Death, death, death, death, death, death, |
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| Carnage Kabuto : Death, death, death, death, death!! |
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| Saitama : He'll be like this till next Saturday? |
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| Saitama : One whole week from today... |
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| Saitama : Next Saturday... |
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Saitama : In other words, today
is Saturday too. |
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| Saitama : That means.. . |
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| Doctor Genus : It's all over. |
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Doctor Genus : There's no one in this world
that can stop him. |
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Saitama : That means...
Today is... |
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| Saitama : Bargain day at the supermarket!! |
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| Doctor Genus : Who the hell is this guy? |
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| Saitama : I screwed up!!! |
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| Doctor Genus : What is he-- |
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| Genos : I'm pretty sure he's upset about this. |
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EXTRA : SATURDAY ONLY!!! GIGANTIC SALE!
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| Genos : Master, the store closes at 10:00 PM. |
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Genos : That is about four hours away.
If we really hurry, we can make it. |
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| Saitama : I'll make it if I hurry? |
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| Genos : Yes! |
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| Saitama : Let's go, Genos! |
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| Genos : Yes, Master! |
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| Doctor Genus : I think I'm done with evolution. |
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Doctor Genus : It appears...
I am the one who must change. |
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EXTRA : Yes. The on-site investigation
is underway. |
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| EXTRA : Yes, that's correct. |
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EXTRA : Just like the other cases, the area has been
thoroughly burnt by intense flames. |
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EXTRA : Everything points to the young cyborg
being responsible for this. |
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| EXTRA : Yes, understood. |
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| EXTRA : Such a devastating amount of power. |
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| EXTRA : Yeah... |
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Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA
Yo, this is Carnage Kabuto.
In Japanese my name is "Ashura Kabuto," |
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Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA
and the kanji come from "Shell," "Field Trip"
and the sanskrit word "Aum." |
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Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA
Whaddaya think?
Bah, you don't give a damn! |
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Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA
Coming next on One-Punch Man is
episode 4, "The Modern Ninja." |
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Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA
So the guy is finally gonna show up? |
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One Punch Man - Episode 3
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