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EXTRA : THE OBSESSIVE SCIENTIST (0:00:04.98)
Armored Gorilla : Long ago, there existed
a brilliant young scientist.
(0:00:11.07)
Armored Gorilla : By dint of his astonishing genius, (0:00:18.91)
Armored Gorilla : he was able to make a number of
contributions to human knowledge.
(0:00:21.79)
Armored Gorilla : Eventually, however, he became
disillusioned with the world.
(0:00:28.04)
Armored Gorilla : Though constantly showered with praise
for the subtlety of his mind,
(0:00:36.09)
Armored Gorilla : none of his ideas or theories
ever received
(0:00:42.18)
Armored Gorilla : even the slightest support
from the scientific community.
(0:00:45.06)
Armored Gorilla : "We should not be striving to advance
human civilization,
(0:00:50.86)
Armored Gorilla : but rather the artificial evolution of
humans as a species."
(0:00:53.15)
Armored Gorilla : That was the only dream
he had ever had,
(0:00:56.53)
Armored Gorilla : but not a single person came forward
to help him fulfill that dream.
(0:01:00.74)
Doctor Genus : Damn these apes! (0:01:04.46)
Doctor Genus : "Dangerous ideas?"
Writing about me as if I were some freak?
(0:01:06.92)
Doctor Genus : Do they really think humans have come
this far by avoiding risks?
(0:01:11.17)
Doctor Genus : Idiots who think
they no longer need to evolve
(0:01:16.55)
Doctor Genus : have no right to pass on their genes! (0:01:20.97)
Doctor Genus : Of course, this plan was always
for my own sake.
(0:01:24.18)
Doctor Genus : I will carry it out...
even if I must do it all myself!
(0:01:28.02)
Armored Gorilla : Thereafter, he devoted himself to research. (0:01:35.03)
Armored Gorilla : It was only after he turned 70
that his efforts began to yield results.
(0:01:37.91)
Armored Gorilla : First, the scientist regained his youth. (0:01:50.42)
Armored Gorilla : Next, he began cloning himself. (0:01:54.21)
Armored Gorilla : He named his laboratory
the "House of Evolution,"
(0:01:58.88)
Armored Gorilla : and together with his clones (0:02:02.68)
Armored Gorilla : he conducted countless experiments
with animals to create new species.
(0:02:04.72)
Armored Gorilla : Eventually, his experiments shifted to
human subjects--
(0:02:09.65)
Saitama : This is taking too long! (0:02:12.44)
Armored Gorilla : ...Huh? (0:02:14.11)
Saitama : What's this got to do with me?
You're just trying to act cool again.
(0:02:15.07)
Saitama : Just get to the point, okay? (0:02:20.74)
Genos : My master is a busy man.
Summarize it in 20 words or less.
(0:02:23.99)
Armored Gorilla : ...I-I'm sorry. (0:02:30.12)
Armored Gorilla : So, in other words, my boss has become
very curious about your body.
(0:04:06.10)
Saitama : I'm not interested in dudes. (0:04:12.35)
Genos : I think you misunderstood, Master. (0:04:14.77)
Genos : He plans to use your body,
which surpasses normal human limitations,
(0:04:17.86)
Genos : for his research on evolution. (0:04:21.11)
Genos : If we don't do something,
I'm sure he'll try again.
(0:04:25.32)
Genos : We cannot allow him a free hand. (0:04:29.37)
Genos : Our move should be to attack him. (0:04:32.16)
Saitama : Sure, let's go. (0:04:35.71)
Genos : Okay. (0:04:38.00)
Genos : Huh? (0:04:41.21)
Genos : Now?! (0:04:42.13)
Saitama : Yeah, there's a sale on tomorrow.
Can't do it then.
(0:04:43.13)
Genos : Master! (0:04:47.59)
Armored Gorilla : This doesn't sound good.
Better tell the Doctor....
(0:04:49.01)
Genos : Hey, you. (0:04:53.06)
Armored Gorilla : Oh. Yes? (0:04:54.10)
Genos : I have one last question. (0:04:55.14)
Genos : Was the "House of Evolution" developing
cyborgs prior to four years ago?
(0:04:57.23)
Genos : How many more cyborgs are there? (0:05:02.36)
Genos : Have any of them destroyed towns
in the past?
(0:05:04.15)
Armored Gorilla : I'm not sure, (0:05:07.45)
Armored Gorilla : but at the "House of Evolution,"
I'm the only combat cyborg.
(0:05:09.12)
Doctor Genus : Impossible! (0:05:15.75)
Doctor Genus : Our elite force, formed for the extermination
of these obsolete humans, wiped out?!
(0:05:17.25)
Doctor Genus : According to Armored Gorilla's report,
the two responsible are on their way here.
(0:05:21.92)
Doctor Genus : If they come, (0:05:29.43)
Doctor Genus : all our research, everything we've been
working on, could be destroyed.
(0:05:31.76)
Doctor Genus : This is a serious matter. (0:05:36.31)
Doctor Genus : The only option is to use our trump card. (0:05:39.19)
Doctor Genus : Begin preparations for the release of
Carnage Kabuto.
(0:05:44.11)
Doctor Genus : What?! (0:05:48.16)
Doctor Genus : -No, not him!
-That's crazy!
(0:05:49.03)
Doctor Genus : -He'll finally be released?
-He's right. That might be the only way.
(0:05:51.16)
Doctor Genus : -But maybe we should stop him.
-It's too dangerous.
(0:05:53.87)
Doctor Genus : -I have a bad feeling about this.
-Is that the only way?
(0:05:56.33)
Doctor Genus : Be calm!
He will be our last resort.
(0:05:58.71)
Doctor Genus : But... (0:06:02.63)
Doctor Genus : First, from the first to the eighth floor,
we'll activate all our traps.
(0:06:04.30)
Doctor Genus : If we're lucky, they will take care of
the intruders.
(0:06:08.43)
Doctor Genus : I'm fully aware of what will happen to me (0:06:12.18)
Doctor Genus : should we fail. (0:06:15.35)
Genos : I didn't think we'd be running
the whole way.
(0:06:19.90)
Saitama : How else are we gonna get there? (0:06:22.65)
Genos : I was sure you could fly or something. (0:06:24.82)
Saitama : Humans can't fly, you know. (0:06:28.11)
Genos : It's amazing that you are never late.
You are a true hero.
(0:06:31.16)
Saitama : Actually, I hardly ever arrive on time. (0:06:35.08)
Genos : We're here. (0:06:40.62)
Genos : This is the place Gorilla told us of. (0:06:42.17)
Saitama : So this is... (0:06:45.55)
Genos : ...the "House of Evolution." (0:06:47.05)
Saitama : One, two, three, four, five, six...
Looks like it's about eight stories high--
(0:06:49.26)
Saitama : Uh...what was that all of a sudden? (0:07:06.19)
Genos : Yes. I decided it would be most efficient
to destroy them all in one swoop.
(0:07:10.45)
Saitama : Well, that's true but... (0:07:17.12)
Saitama : We could have at least seen
what the bad guys had in store for us.
(0:07:19.75)
Saitama : That was kind of mean. (0:07:22.96)
Saitama : Looks like there's a basement. (0:07:31.13)
Doctor Genus : S-Stop!! (0:07:46.23)
Doctor Genus : Hey, Carnage Kabuto. (0:08:04.25)
Doctor Genus : Are you well? (0:08:06.67)
Doctor Genus : It appears you've killed
a bunch of my clones again.
(0:08:09.17)
Doctor Genus : Satisfied? (0:08:13.30)
Carnage Kabuto : Huh? (0:08:15.05)
Carnage Kabuto : Fool! Why would I be satisfied? (0:08:16.55)
Carnage Kabuto : I've been kept locked up
deep beneath the Earth.
(0:08:21.23)
Carnage Kabuto : Me! The strongest warrior in the entire
"House of Evolution."
(0:08:24.98)
Doctor Genus : You are mentally unstable. We couldn't
control you. There was no choice.
(0:08:30.86)
Carnage Kabuto : Control? You moron! (0:08:37.78)
Carnage Kabuto : I am the culmination of the "New Human"
you guys have sought for so long.
(0:08:43.04)
Carnage Kabuto : My intelligence and physical strength
and your own are incomparable!
(0:08:47.96)
Carnage Kabuto : You should be the ones obeying me. (0:08:52.80)
Doctor Genus : No. You're a failure. (0:08:59.68)
Doctor Genus : It's true you perform
at unheard of levels,
(0:09:01.93)
Doctor Genus : but it is humanity you lack. (0:09:04.06)
Doctor Genus : Go ahead, kill me.
Plenty of clones could take my place.
(0:09:06.48)
Carnage Kabuto : Oh? (0:09:11.07)
Doctor Genus : But I have a favor to ask first. (0:09:12.61)
Doctor Genus : There's a specimen I must have. (0:09:14.70)
Doctor Genus : He is extremely strong.
Only you can defeat him.
(0:09:19.16)
Doctor Genus : I want you to catch him for me... (0:09:24.25)
Doctor Genus : ...dead or alive. (0:09:29.38)
Saitama : This basement is huge! (0:09:34.21)
Saitama : I'm getting kind of fired up. (0:09:36.13)
Saitama : Huh? (0:09:40.97)
Genos : I sense living beings deeper in... (0:09:42.01)
Genos : Master, two of them are approaching. (0:09:45.27)
Carnage Kabuto : Oh, here we go! (0:09:51.61)
Carnage Kabuto : There are two. Which one is it? (0:09:53.94)
Doctor Genus : The one on the right... (0:09:56.11)
Carnage Kabuto : In that case, you don't need the one
on the left!
(0:09:58.03)
Saitama : Genos? (0:10:03.54)
Saitama : Huh? (0:10:06.00)
Saitama : Hey... (0:10:08.08)
Carnage Kabuto : I am Carnage Kabuto! (0:10:11.21)
Carnage Kabuto : We got a combat experimentation room. (0:10:13.88)
Carnage Kabuto : Let's do this in there. (0:10:17.13)
Saitama : You turned Genos into a piece of
modern art.
(0:10:20.59)
Saitama : Fight's on! (0:10:25.22)
Carnage Kabuto : Pretty big, eh? (0:10:35.11)
Carnage Kabuto : It's the biggest room in the facility. (0:10:37.24)
Carnage Kabuto : This is where they make us fight
to test our combat abilities.
(0:10:40.03)
Carnage Kabuto : Well then, let's start the killing-- (0:10:46.50)
Carnage Kabuto : Oh? (0:10:53.21)
Carnage Kabuto : Still alive, huh? (0:10:54.92)
Carnage Kabuto : You fool! (0:11:18.94)
Genos : Machinegun Blows! (0:11:22.24)
Genos : He got me. (0:11:37.13)
Genos : Let me... (0:11:38.71)
Genos : ...take him... (0:11:41.09)
Saitama : Your face is all cracked.
Don't push yourself.
(0:11:42.84)
Genos : With his breath? Impossible! (0:11:53.90)
Saitama : Genos, you okay? (0:12:00.65)
Genos : Yes... (0:12:02.70)
Saitama : No you're not! Look at your head! (0:12:06.07)
Saitama : You've gone and gotten my hopes up. (0:12:15.13)
Doctor Genus : I have always been critical of humans
and their inferior abilities.
(0:12:39.02)
Doctor Genus : The entire species, aside from myself,
can be viewed only as dumb animals.
(0:12:44.95)
Doctor Genus : That realization was agony for me. (0:12:50.20)
Doctor Genus : If memory serves, I was 15
when it occurred to me.
(0:12:53.16)
Doctor Genus : A plan to evolve
the human animal
(0:12:57.13)
Doctor Genus : and create a world
where I could live contentedly.
(0:13:00.17)
Doctor Genus : A utopia of my own, created by me. (0:13:04.13)
Doctor Genus : A world made up of only us, (0:13:08.22)
Doctor Genus : the new human breed
that will transcend humanity!
(0:13:10.18)
Doctor Genus : I must see it through. (0:13:23.15)
Doctor Genus : Compared to my anguish back then,
this physical pain I feel now is nothing.
(0:13:26.20)
Carnage Kabuto : What's the hold up? Let's go! (0:13:32.79)
Carnage Kabuto : Bring everything you've got. (0:13:35.66)
Doctor Genus : Carnage Kabuto--a demon incarnate, (0:13:38.96)
Doctor Genus : the strongest and most brutal
creation of the House of Evolution.
(0:13:41.17)
Doctor Genus : Let's see how you, at your archaic stage
of human development,
(0:13:44.67)
Doctor Genus : fare against a monster that is
the final form of artificial evolution.
(0:13:47.97)
Doctor Genus : Or will you be the trigger for
a new evolution?
(0:13:52.22)
Doctor Genus : I can't wait to find out! (0:13:57.27)
Carnage Kabuto : Oh, I see it. I see it!
You're supposed to be strong.
(0:14:02.48)
Saitama : Don't disappoint me now. (0:14:07.78)
Saitama : You're this place's ultimate weapon, right? (0:14:09.78)
Saitama : You're clearly not the same as the guys
from this morning.
(0:14:12.45)
Saitama : Look at you, just oozing with confidence. (0:14:15.50)
Genos : Such speed! (0:14:23.30)
Saitama : What are you doing? (0:14:34.18)
Saitama : Hey. (0:14:36.93)
Doctor Genus : He just backed off? (0:14:40.94)
Doctor Genus : Carnage Kabuto?! (0:14:42.69)
Carnage Kabuto : If I'd attacked him just now,
he'd have killed me.
(0:14:45.73)
Carnage Kabuto : Who the hell is this guy? (0:14:49.61)
Carnage Kabuto : He's leaving himself wide open, (0:14:52.32)
Carnage Kabuto : yet all my instincts are screaming,
sending out danger signals!
(0:14:54.49)
Saitama : Huh? (0:14:59.16)
Carnage Kabuto : You bastard! (0:15:00.29)
Carnage Kabuto : How the hell did you get that strong?! (0:15:02.75)
Saitama : So you wanna know too? (0:15:15.97)
Saitama : Okay, fine. (0:15:19.10)
Saitama : Genos, you listen carefully too. (0:15:22.81)
Genos : He's going to tell us right now? (0:15:26.02)
Genos : The secret to Master's power...? (0:15:28.74)
Doctor Genus : I'd like to know too. (0:15:31.99)
Saitama : Huh? (0:15:35.08)
Saitama : Who are you? (0:15:36.08)
Doctor Genus : I am Genus. (0:15:37.12)
Saitama : Well, fine. Listen up. (0:15:41.25)
Genos : It's too risky! He can't let these guys
know his secret!
(0:15:45.04)
Saitama : First, what's important is, to make sure
you stick to this intense training regimen.
(0:15:50.13)
Doctor Genus : Training? Not modification surgery
or genetic enhancement,
(0:15:57.01)
Doctor Genus : but training? (0:16:01.56)
Carnage Kabuto : What training...? (0:16:03.35)
Saitama : Listen, Genos. (0:16:07.61)
Saitama : You just have to keep doing it. (0:16:10.36)
Saitama : No matter how hard it gets. (0:16:13.66)
Saitama : It took me three years to get this strong. (0:16:16.95)
Saitama : One hundred push-ups!
One hundred sit-ups!
(0:16:21.29)
Saitama : One hundred squats! (0:16:26.17)
Saitama : Then a ten kilometer run. (0:16:28.63)
Saitama : Every single day! (0:16:31.17)
Saitama : And of course, make sure you eat
three meals a day.
(0:16:42.06)
Saitama : Just a banana in the morning is fine.
But the most important thing is
(0:16:45.60)
Saitama : SAVE MONEY

to never use the A/C or heat
in the summer or winter
(0:16:48.86)
Saitama : SAVE MONEY


so that you can strengthen the mind.
(0:16:51.32)
Saitama : In the beginning, you'll wish
you were dead.
(0:16:58.12)
Saitama : You might start thinking
what's the harm of taking a day off?
(0:17:01.24)
Saitama : But for me, in order to be a strong hero,
no matter how tough it was,
(0:17:06.29)
Saitama : even if I was spitting blood,
I never stopped.
(0:17:11.25)
Saitama : I kept doing squats even when my legs
were so heavy they refused to move.
(0:17:15.59)
Saitama : Even when my arms started making
weird clicking noises,
(0:17:19.30)
Saitama : I kept doing push-ups. (0:17:22.43)
Saitama : A year and a half later, I started
to notice a difference.
(0:17:26.06)
Saitama : I was bald... (0:17:29.02)
Saitama : And I had become stronger! (0:17:31.48)
Saitama : In other words, you gotta train like hell
to the point where your hair falls out.
(0:17:35.03)
Saitama : That's the only way to become strong. (0:17:40.41)
Saitama : The guys that are fooling around with (0:17:45.16)
Saitama : the "new human race" and evolution junk
will never make it this far.
(0:17:47.25)
Saitama : Human beings are strong because
we have the ability to change ourselves.
(0:17:52.25)
Doctor Genus : W-What? (0:17:56.26)
Carnage Kabuto : Is this guy...for real? (0:17:59.18)
Genos : Master... (0:18:01.85)
Genos : You are so... (0:18:04.06)
Genos : full of crap! (0:18:07.27)
Saitama : Huh? (0:18:08.85)
Genos : That is nothing but
standard strength training!
(0:18:10.06)
Genos : And it's not even that intense!
It's just a normal level!
(0:18:14.36)
Genos : I...I have to get stronger. I didn't ask
to study under you just to hear jokes!
(0:18:18.61)
Genos : Master Saitama, (0:18:28.75)
Genos : your power is clearly stronger than
what you'd get from just training your body.
(0:18:30.38)
Doctor Genus : That's right, I want to know your-- (0:18:34.96)
Genos : We want to know your true secret! (0:18:37.84)
Saitama : Genos... (0:18:42.05)
Saitama : You may not believe me,
but that's really all I did.
(0:18:44.51)
Carnage Kabuto : Oh yeah? (0:18:49.10)
Doctor Genus : No! Carnage Kabuto! (0:18:54.23)
Carnage Kabuto : If you don't wanna tell us your secret...
so be it.
(0:18:57.03)
Doctor Genus : Stop! You'll go on another rampage! (0:19:02.78)
Carnage Kabuto : I bet you aren't stronger than me anyway! (0:19:06.33)
Carnage Kabuto : But, since you pissed me off, (0:19:13.75)
Carnage Kabuto : I'm gonna annihilate you. (0:19:19.09)
Carnage Kabuto : CARNAGE MODE

Carnage Mode!
(0:19:23.51)
Carnage Kabuto : When I get like this I lose control
for a whole week
(0:19:31.64)
Carnage Kabuto : and my lust for death cannot be quelled! (0:19:35.65)
Carnage Kabuto : After I kill you, I'll head into town and go on
a killing rampage until next Saturday!
(0:19:38.82)
Carnage Kabuto : If you are indeed a strong hero,
then try and stop me!
(0:19:48.16)
Saitama : No way... it can't be. (0:20:05.85)
Genos : Master?! (0:20:16.19)
Saitama : Dammit. I may have made
a horrible mistake.
(0:20:18.02)
Saitama : This guy's in Carnage mode... (0:20:25.99)
Saitama : He said he'll be on a rampage
for a whole week?
(0:20:28.79)
Carnage Kabuto : Death, death, death, death, death, death, (0:20:34.08)
Carnage Kabuto : Death, death, death, death, death!! (0:20:36.83)
Saitama : He'll be like this till next Saturday? (0:20:39.34)
Saitama : One whole week from today... (0:20:42.97)
Saitama : Next Saturday... (0:20:46.51)
Saitama : In other words, today
is Saturday too.
(0:20:49.22)
Saitama : That means.. . (0:20:53.85)
Doctor Genus : It's all over. (0:20:55.69)
Doctor Genus : There's no one in this world
that can stop him.
(0:20:57.81)
Saitama : That means...
Today is...
(0:21:02.74)
Saitama : Bargain day at the supermarket!! (0:21:06.70)
Doctor Genus : Who the hell is this guy? (0:21:22.26)
Saitama : I screwed up!!! (0:21:24.13)
Doctor Genus : What is he-- (0:21:27.55)
Genos : I'm pretty sure he's upset about this. (0:21:29.22)
EXTRA : SATURDAY ONLY!!! GIGANTIC SALE!
(0:21:34.14)
Genos : Master, the store closes at 10:00 PM. (0:21:36.19)
Genos : That is about four hours away.
If we really hurry, we can make it.
(0:21:39.02)
Saitama : I'll make it if I hurry? (0:21:44.44)
Genos : Yes! (0:21:46.82)
Saitama : Let's go, Genos! (0:21:47.70)
Genos : Yes, Master! (0:21:48.70)
Doctor Genus : I think I'm done with evolution. (0:21:50.87)
Doctor Genus : It appears...
I am the one who must change.
(0:21:56.96)
EXTRA : Yes. The on-site investigation
is underway.
(0:23:37.52)
EXTRA : Yes, that's correct. (0:23:42.06)
EXTRA : Just like the other cases, the area has been
thoroughly burnt by intense flames.
(0:23:44.52)
EXTRA : Everything points to the young cyborg
being responsible for this.
(0:23:48.69)
EXTRA : Yes, understood. (0:23:53.99)
EXTRA : Such a devastating amount of power. (0:23:57.87)
EXTRA : Yeah... (0:24:02.54)
Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA

Yo, this is Carnage Kabuto.
In Japanese my name is "Ashura Kabuto,"
(0:24:06.09)
Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA

and the kanji come from "Shell," "Field Trip"
and the sanskrit word "Aum."
(0:24:09.84)
Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA

Whaddaya think?
Bah, you don't give a damn!
(0:24:14.84)
Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA

Coming next on One-Punch Man is
episode 4, "The Modern Ninja."
(0:24:17.35)
Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA


So the guy is finally gonna show up?
(0:24:20.73)

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