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One Punch Man - Episode 3


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EXTRA : THE OBSESSIVE SCIENTIST Line ID
Armored Gorilla : Long ago, there existed
a brilliant young scientist.
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Armored Gorilla : By dint of his astonishing genius, Line ID
Armored Gorilla : he was able to make a number of
contributions to human knowledge.
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Armored Gorilla : Eventually, however, he became
disillusioned with the world.
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Armored Gorilla : Though constantly showered with praise
for the subtlety of his mind,
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Armored Gorilla : none of his ideas or theories
ever received
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Armored Gorilla : even the slightest support
from the scientific community.
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Armored Gorilla : "We should not be striving to advance
human civilization,
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Armored Gorilla : but rather the artificial evolution of
humans as a species."
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Armored Gorilla : That was the only dream
he had ever had,
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Armored Gorilla : but not a single person came forward
to help him fulfill that dream.
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Doctor Genus : Damn these apes! Line ID
Doctor Genus : "Dangerous ideas?"
Writing about me as if I were some freak?
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Doctor Genus : Do they really think humans have come
this far by avoiding risks?
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Doctor Genus : Idiots who think
they no longer need to evolve
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Doctor Genus : have no right to pass on their genes! Line ID
Doctor Genus : Of course, this plan was always
for my own sake.
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Doctor Genus : I will carry it out...
even if I must do it all myself!
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Armored Gorilla : Thereafter, he devoted himself to research. Line ID
Armored Gorilla : It was only after he turned 70
that his efforts began to yield results.
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Armored Gorilla : First, the scientist regained his youth. Line ID
Armored Gorilla : Next, he began cloning himself. Line ID
Armored Gorilla : He named his laboratory
the "House of Evolution,"
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Armored Gorilla : and together with his clones Line ID
Armored Gorilla : he conducted countless experiments
with animals to create new species.
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Armored Gorilla : Eventually, his experiments shifted to
human subjects--
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Saitama : This is taking too long! Line ID
Armored Gorilla : ...Huh? Line ID
Saitama : What's this got to do with me?
You're just trying to act cool again.
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Saitama : Just get to the point, okay? Line ID
Genos : My master is a busy man.
Summarize it in 20 words or less.
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Armored Gorilla : ...I-I'm sorry. Line ID
Armored Gorilla : So, in other words, my boss has become
very curious about your body.
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Saitama : I'm not interested in dudes. Line ID
Genos : I think you misunderstood, Master. Line ID
Genos : He plans to use your body,
which surpasses normal human limitations,
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Genos : for his research on evolution. Line ID
Genos : If we don't do something,
I'm sure he'll try again.
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Genos : We cannot allow him a free hand. Line ID
Genos : Our move should be to attack him. Line ID
Saitama : Sure, let's go. Line ID
Genos : Okay. Line ID
Genos : Huh? Line ID
Genos : Now?! Line ID
Saitama : Yeah, there's a sale on tomorrow.
Can't do it then.
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Genos : Master! Line ID
Armored Gorilla : This doesn't sound good.
Better tell the Doctor....
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Genos : Hey, you. Line ID
Armored Gorilla : Oh. Yes? Line ID
Genos : I have one last question. Line ID
Genos : Was the "House of Evolution" developing
cyborgs prior to four years ago?
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Genos : How many more cyborgs are there? Line ID
Genos : Have any of them destroyed towns
in the past?
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Armored Gorilla : I'm not sure, Line ID
Armored Gorilla : but at the "House of Evolution,"
I'm the only combat cyborg.
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Doctor Genus : Impossible! Line ID
Doctor Genus : Our elite force, formed for the extermination
of these obsolete humans, wiped out?!
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Doctor Genus : According to Armored Gorilla's report,
the two responsible are on their way here.
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Doctor Genus : If they come, Line ID
Doctor Genus : all our research, everything we've been
working on, could be destroyed.
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Doctor Genus : This is a serious matter. Line ID
Doctor Genus : The only option is to use our trump card. Line ID
Doctor Genus : Begin preparations for the release of
Carnage Kabuto.
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Doctor Genus : What?! Line ID
Doctor Genus : -No, not him!
-That's crazy!
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Doctor Genus : -He'll finally be released?
-He's right. That might be the only way.
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Doctor Genus : -But maybe we should stop him.
-It's too dangerous.
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Doctor Genus : -I have a bad feeling about this.
-Is that the only way?
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Doctor Genus : Be calm!
He will be our last resort.
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Doctor Genus : But... Line ID
Doctor Genus : First, from the first to the eighth floor,
we'll activate all our traps.
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Doctor Genus : If we're lucky, they will take care of
the intruders.
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Doctor Genus : I'm fully aware of what will happen to me Line ID
Doctor Genus : should we fail. Line ID
Genos : I didn't think we'd be running
the whole way.
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Saitama : How else are we gonna get there? Line ID
Genos : I was sure you could fly or something. Line ID
Saitama : Humans can't fly, you know. Line ID
Genos : It's amazing that you are never late.
You are a true hero.
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Saitama : Actually, I hardly ever arrive on time. Line ID
Genos : We're here. Line ID
Genos : This is the place Gorilla told us of. Line ID
Saitama : So this is... Line ID
Genos : ...the "House of Evolution." Line ID
Saitama : One, two, three, four, five, six...
Looks like it's about eight stories high--
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Saitama : Uh...what was that all of a sudden? Line ID
Genos : Yes. I decided it would be most efficient
to destroy them all in one swoop.
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Saitama : Well, that's true but... Line ID
Saitama : We could have at least seen
what the bad guys had in store for us.
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Saitama : That was kind of mean. Line ID
Saitama : Looks like there's a basement. Line ID
Doctor Genus : S-Stop!! Line ID
Doctor Genus : Hey, Carnage Kabuto. Line ID
Doctor Genus : Are you well? Line ID
Doctor Genus : It appears you've killed
a bunch of my clones again.
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Doctor Genus : Satisfied? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Huh? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Fool! Why would I be satisfied? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : I've been kept locked up
deep beneath the Earth.
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Carnage Kabuto : Me! The strongest warrior in the entire
"House of Evolution."
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Doctor Genus : You are mentally unstable. We couldn't
control you. There was no choice.
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Carnage Kabuto : Control? You moron! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : I am the culmination of the "New Human"
you guys have sought for so long.
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Carnage Kabuto : My intelligence and physical strength
and your own are incomparable!
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Carnage Kabuto : You should be the ones obeying me. Line ID
Doctor Genus : No. You're a failure. Line ID
Doctor Genus : It's true you perform
at unheard of levels,
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Doctor Genus : but it is humanity you lack. Line ID
Doctor Genus : Go ahead, kill me.
Plenty of clones could take my place.
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Carnage Kabuto : Oh? Line ID
Doctor Genus : But I have a favor to ask first. Line ID
Doctor Genus : There's a specimen I must have. Line ID
Doctor Genus : He is extremely strong.
Only you can defeat him.
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Doctor Genus : I want you to catch him for me... Line ID
Doctor Genus : ...dead or alive. Line ID
Saitama : This basement is huge! Line ID
Saitama : I'm getting kind of fired up. Line ID
Saitama : Huh? Line ID
Genos : I sense living beings deeper in... Line ID
Genos : Master, two of them are approaching. Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Oh, here we go! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : There are two. Which one is it? Line ID
Doctor Genus : The one on the right... Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : In that case, you don't need the one
on the left!
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Saitama : Genos? Line ID
Saitama : Huh? Line ID
Saitama : Hey... Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : I am Carnage Kabuto! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : We got a combat experimentation room. Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Let's do this in there. Line ID
Saitama : You turned Genos into a piece of
modern art.
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Saitama : Fight's on! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Pretty big, eh? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : It's the biggest room in the facility. Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : This is where they make us fight
to test our combat abilities.
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Carnage Kabuto : Well then, let's start the killing-- Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Oh? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Still alive, huh? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : You fool! Line ID
Genos : Machinegun Blows! Line ID
Genos : He got me. Line ID
Genos : Let me... Line ID
Genos : ...take him... Line ID
Saitama : Your face is all cracked.
Don't push yourself.
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Genos : With his breath? Impossible! Line ID
Saitama : Genos, you okay? Line ID
Genos : Yes... Line ID
Saitama : No you're not! Look at your head! Line ID
Saitama : You've gone and gotten my hopes up. Line ID
Doctor Genus : I have always been critical of humans
and their inferior abilities.
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Doctor Genus : The entire species, aside from myself,
can be viewed only as dumb animals.
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Doctor Genus : That realization was agony for me. Line ID
Doctor Genus : If memory serves, I was 15
when it occurred to me.
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Doctor Genus : A plan to evolve
the human animal
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Doctor Genus : and create a world
where I could live contentedly.
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Doctor Genus : A utopia of my own, created by me. Line ID
Doctor Genus : A world made up of only us, Line ID
Doctor Genus : the new human breed
that will transcend humanity!
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Doctor Genus : I must see it through. Line ID
Doctor Genus : Compared to my anguish back then,
this physical pain I feel now is nothing.
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Carnage Kabuto : What's the hold up? Let's go! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Bring everything you've got. Line ID
Doctor Genus : Carnage Kabuto--a demon incarnate, Line ID
Doctor Genus : the strongest and most brutal
creation of the House of Evolution.
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Doctor Genus : Let's see how you, at your archaic stage
of human development,
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Doctor Genus : fare against a monster that is
the final form of artificial evolution.
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Doctor Genus : Or will you be the trigger for
a new evolution?
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Doctor Genus : I can't wait to find out! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Oh, I see it. I see it!
You're supposed to be strong.
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Saitama : Don't disappoint me now. Line ID
Saitama : You're this place's ultimate weapon, right? Line ID
Saitama : You're clearly not the same as the guys
from this morning.
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Saitama : Look at you, just oozing with confidence. Line ID
Genos : Such speed! Line ID
Saitama : What are you doing? Line ID
Saitama : Hey. Line ID
Doctor Genus : He just backed off? Line ID
Doctor Genus : Carnage Kabuto?! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : If I'd attacked him just now,
he'd have killed me.
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Carnage Kabuto : Who the hell is this guy? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : He's leaving himself wide open, Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : yet all my instincts are screaming,
sending out danger signals!
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Saitama : Huh? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : You bastard! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : How the hell did you get that strong?! Line ID
Saitama : So you wanna know too? Line ID
Saitama : Okay, fine. Line ID
Saitama : Genos, you listen carefully too. Line ID
Genos : He's going to tell us right now? Line ID
Genos : The secret to Master's power...? Line ID
Doctor Genus : I'd like to know too. Line ID
Saitama : Huh? Line ID
Saitama : Who are you? Line ID
Doctor Genus : I am Genus. Line ID
Saitama : Well, fine. Listen up. Line ID
Genos : It's too risky! He can't let these guys
know his secret!
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Saitama : First, what's important is, to make sure
you stick to this intense training regimen.
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Doctor Genus : Training? Not modification surgery
or genetic enhancement,
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Doctor Genus : but training? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : What training...? Line ID
Saitama : Listen, Genos. Line ID
Saitama : You just have to keep doing it. Line ID
Saitama : No matter how hard it gets. Line ID
Saitama : It took me three years to get this strong. Line ID
Saitama : One hundred push-ups!
One hundred sit-ups!
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Saitama : One hundred squats! Line ID
Saitama : Then a ten kilometer run. Line ID
Saitama : Every single day! Line ID
Saitama : And of course, make sure you eat
three meals a day.
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Saitama : Just a banana in the morning is fine.
But the most important thing is
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Saitama : SAVE MONEY

to never use the A/C or heat
in the summer or winter
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Saitama : SAVE MONEY


so that you can strengthen the mind.
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Saitama : In the beginning, you'll wish
you were dead.
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Saitama : You might start thinking
what's the harm of taking a day off?
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Saitama : But for me, in order to be a strong hero,
no matter how tough it was,
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Saitama : even if I was spitting blood,
I never stopped.
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Saitama : I kept doing squats even when my legs
were so heavy they refused to move.
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Saitama : Even when my arms started making
weird clicking noises,
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Saitama : I kept doing push-ups. Line ID
Saitama : A year and a half later, I started
to notice a difference.
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Saitama : I was bald... Line ID
Saitama : And I had become stronger! Line ID
Saitama : In other words, you gotta train like hell
to the point where your hair falls out.
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Saitama : That's the only way to become strong. Line ID
Saitama : The guys that are fooling around with Line ID
Saitama : the "new human race" and evolution junk
will never make it this far.
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Saitama : Human beings are strong because
we have the ability to change ourselves.
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Doctor Genus : W-What? Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Is this guy...for real? Line ID
Genos : Master... Line ID
Genos : You are so... Line ID
Genos : full of crap! Line ID
Saitama : Huh? Line ID
Genos : That is nothing but
standard strength training!
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Genos : And it's not even that intense!
It's just a normal level!
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Genos : I...I have to get stronger. I didn't ask
to study under you just to hear jokes!
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Genos : Master Saitama, Line ID
Genos : your power is clearly stronger than
what you'd get from just training your body.
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Doctor Genus : That's right, I want to know your-- Line ID
Genos : We want to know your true secret! Line ID
Saitama : Genos... Line ID
Saitama : You may not believe me,
but that's really all I did.
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Carnage Kabuto : Oh yeah? Line ID
Doctor Genus : No! Carnage Kabuto! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : If you don't wanna tell us your secret...
so be it.
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Doctor Genus : Stop! You'll go on another rampage! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : I bet you aren't stronger than me anyway! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : But, since you pissed me off, Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : I'm gonna annihilate you. Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : CARNAGE MODE

Carnage Mode!
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Carnage Kabuto : When I get like this I lose control
for a whole week
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Carnage Kabuto : and my lust for death cannot be quelled! Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : After I kill you, I'll head into town and go on
a killing rampage until next Saturday!
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Carnage Kabuto : If you are indeed a strong hero,
then try and stop me!
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Saitama : No way... it can't be. Line ID
Genos : Master?! Line ID
Saitama : Dammit. I may have made
a horrible mistake.
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Saitama : This guy's in Carnage mode... Line ID
Saitama : He said he'll be on a rampage
for a whole week?
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Carnage Kabuto : Death, death, death, death, death, death, Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : Death, death, death, death, death!! Line ID
Saitama : He'll be like this till next Saturday? Line ID
Saitama : One whole week from today... Line ID
Saitama : Next Saturday... Line ID
Saitama : In other words, today
is Saturday too.
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Saitama : That means.. . Line ID
Doctor Genus : It's all over. Line ID
Doctor Genus : There's no one in this world
that can stop him.
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Saitama : That means...
Today is...
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Saitama : Bargain day at the supermarket!! Line ID
Doctor Genus : Who the hell is this guy? Line ID
Saitama : I screwed up!!! Line ID
Doctor Genus : What is he-- Line ID
Genos : I'm pretty sure he's upset about this. Line ID
EXTRA : SATURDAY ONLY!!! GIGANTIC SALE!
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Genos : Master, the store closes at 10:00 PM. Line ID
Genos : That is about four hours away.
If we really hurry, we can make it.
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Saitama : I'll make it if I hurry? Line ID
Genos : Yes! Line ID
Saitama : Let's go, Genos! Line ID
Genos : Yes, Master! Line ID
Doctor Genus : I think I'm done with evolution. Line ID
Doctor Genus : It appears...
I am the one who must change.
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EXTRA : Yes. The on-site investigation
is underway.
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EXTRA : Yes, that's correct. Line ID
EXTRA : Just like the other cases, the area has been
thoroughly burnt by intense flames.
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EXTRA : Everything points to the young cyborg
being responsible for this.
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EXTRA : Yes, understood. Line ID
EXTRA : Such a devastating amount of power. Line ID
EXTRA : Yeah... Line ID
Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA

Yo, this is Carnage Kabuto.
In Japanese my name is "Ashura Kabuto,"
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Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA

and the kanji come from "Shell," "Field Trip"
and the sanskrit word "Aum."
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Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA

Whaddaya think?
Bah, you don't give a damn!
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Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA

Coming next on One-Punch Man is
episode 4, "The Modern Ninja."
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Carnage Kabuto : NEXT EPISODE: THE MODERN NINJA


So the guy is finally gonna show up?
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