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▶ Hammerhead : Why are we forced to work?!	(0:00:06.73)
▶ Hammerhead : Why must we pay money in order to eat?!	(0:00:09.82)
▶ Hammerhead : Can't we all just share?	(0:00:13.15)
▶ Hammerhead : The rich get fat	(0:00:15.03)
▶ Hammerhead : while the poor die!	(0:00:16.91)
▶ Hammerhead : Where is the true freedom in this world?!	(0:00:18.78)
▶ Hammerhead : We are all slaves to our work!	(0:00:21.70)
▶ Hammerhead : And is work fun?	(0:00:24.54)
▶ Hammerhead : No! How could it be?!	(0:00:26.75)
▶ Hammerhead : We do not want to work, period!	(0:00:29.25)
▶ Hammerhead : That's why I, Hammerhead, will change our society	(0:00:32.17)
▶ Hammerhead : into one where only those who want to work will work,	(0:00:35.43)
▶ Hammerhead : while the rest are supported!	(0:00:37.89)
▶ Hammerhead : We will create a utopia!	(0:00:40.14)
▶ Hammerhead : The Paradisers led by me, Hammerhead, will make all this a reality!	(0:00:42.48)
▶ EXTRA : Boss, no one's listening.	(0:00:51.53)
▶ Hammerhead : What?!	(0:00:53.53)
▶ Hammerhead : Bah! These civilians are idiots!	(0:00:55.24)
▶ Hammerhead : Let's go!	(0:00:57.57)
▶ Hammerhead : Zeniru's the richest man in town.	(0:00:59.16)
▶ Hammerhead : We'll wreck his posh penthouse and show them we're serious!	(0:01:01.83)
▶ Hammerhead : High-rise apartments are symbols of inequality!	(0:01:04.96)
▶ EXTRA : - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!	(0:01:07.88)
▶ EXTRA : This whole building is Zeniru's home.	(0:02:44.56)
▶ Hammerhead : There's no way he made so much money legally.	(0:02:48.93)
▶ Hammerhead : Unforgivable! Bring it down!	(0:02:52.10)
▶ EXTRA : Yes, sir!	(0:02:54.02)
▶ EXTRA : Target destroyed!	(0:03:09.04)
▶ Hammerhead : Hm, these experimental battle suits sure pack a wallop.	(0:03:10.87)
▶ Hammerhead : It was definitely worth risking our lives to steal them.	(0:03:15.29)
▶ EXTRA : Wait, that was the wrong building.	(0:03:19.84)
▶ EXTRA : My bad, Boss.	(0:03:23.43)
▶ EXTRA : Zeniru's house is a little further up.	(0:03:24.64)
▶ Hammerhead : Everyone makes mistakes!	(0:03:28.31)
▶ Hammerhead : The important thing is to learn from them. Am I right?	(0:03:30.35)
▶ EXTRA : Yes, you're right!	(0:03:34.06)
▶ Hammerhead : All right, then onward to Zeniru's!	(0:03:35.15)
▶ EXTRA : Thanks, bicycle guy!	(0:03:51.54)
▶ Saitama : Don't come asking to play rock, scissors, paper with a booger on your finger!	(0:04:15.77)
▶ Saitama : A dream?	(0:04:23.78)
▶ EXTRA : The terrorist group responsible for the riots	(0:04:26.07)
▶ EXTRA : call themselves the Paradisers.	(0:04:28.12)
▶ EXTRA : They have destroyed a high-rise building in City F.	(0:04:30.33)
▶ EXTRA : The situation seems to be spiraling out of control.	(0:04:33.25)
▶ EXTRA : We have just learned the identity of their leader.	(0:04:36.00)
▶ EXTRA : B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD Hammerhead is a B-class criminal	(0:04:40.17)
▶ EXTRA : B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD who has been involved in several	(0:04:42.59)
▶ EXTRA : B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD violent incidents in the past.	(0:04:44.30)
▶ EXTRA : He is a man of large stature,	(0:04:46.68)
▶ EXTRA : standing 2.15m tall and weighing 210kg.	(0:04:48.55)
▶ EXTRA : According to one report,	(0:04:51.43)
▶ EXTRA : he once fought 20 men in a street brawl	(0:04:52.89)
▶ EXTRA : and sent them all to the hospital.	(0:04:55.14)
▶ EXTRA : The Paradisers sent the following message to this TV station.	(0:04:58.69)
▶ EXTRA : "We will continue to riot until food, clothing and shelter	(0:05:02.40)
▶ EXTRA : "are provided free of charge to those who do not work,"	(0:05:04.74)
▶ Saitama : - Sounds pretty boring. - amongst other unintelligible demands.	(0:05:07.95)
▶ EXTRA : - Sounds pretty boring. - amongst other unintelligible demands.	(0:05:07.95)
▶ EXTRA : Like Hammerhead, the group is made up of unemployed young men	(0:05:10.78)
▶ Saitama : - No need for me to get involved. - with no motivation to work.	(0:05:13.87)
▶ EXTRA : - No need for me to get involved. - with no motivation to work.	(0:05:13.87)
▶ EXTRA : Also, the group members all have shaven heads,	(0:05:17.71)
▶ EXTRA : making them quite intimidating.	(0:05:21.09)
▶ EXTRA : Those who encounter any shaven-headed men on the street	(0:05:24.01)
▶ EXTRA : are advised to leave the area immediately.	(0:05:27.76)
▶ Saitama : What?	(0:05:31.60)
▶ Saitama : But that's--	(0:05:33.31)
▶ Saitama : They stole	(0:05:34.18)
▶ Saitama : my look!	(0:05:35.10)
▶ Saitama : I spend all this time trying to be a hero,	(0:05:37.39)
▶ Saitama : but if they keep acting up I'll be treated	(0:05:39.27)
▶ Saitama : like a villain!	(0:05:41.73)
▶ Saitama : I'm gonna smash them!	(0:05:44.57)
▶ EXTRA : Run!	(0:05:47.70)
▶ EXTRA : It's them!	(0:05:48.78)
▶ EXTRA : The Paradisers are coming.	(0:05:49.62)
▶ EXTRA : They aren't...	(0:05:52.16)
▶ EXTRA : backing down!	(0:05:53.37)
▶ EXTRA : This is too dangerous!	(0:05:57.62)
▶ License-less Rider : Stop right there, you pack of thugs!	(0:06:01.88)
▶ License-less Rider : The bicyclist for justice, Mumen Rider, is here!	(0:06:15.85)
▶ EXTRA : Mumen Rider has come to save us!	(0:06:19.44)
▶ EXTRA : There's nothing to fear if he's here!	(0:06:21.48)
▶ Hammerhead : A hero? What a joke!	(0:06:25.15)
▶ License-less Rider : Here I go!	(0:06:27.99)
▶ EXTRA : Somebody call an ambulance!	(0:06:31.91)
▶ EXTRA : Mr. Zeniru, you must flee!	(0:06:35.37)
▶ Zeniru : H-Hm. But running away from terrorists	(0:06:37.70)
▶ Zeniru : would hurt my reputation.	(0:06:42.13)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : There's no need to leave.	(0:06:44.17)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : You're a lucky man,	(0:06:48.38)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : having this occur while I'm still under contract.	(0:06:50.22)
▶ EXTRA : But you're a bodyguard--	(0:06:55.39)
▶ Zeniru : Oh, Sonic!	(0:06:57.60)
▶ Zeniru : Can I leave this to you?	(0:06:59.02)
▶ Zeniru : The men coming are--	(0:07:01.40)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Of course.	(0:07:03.61)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : It's their lives you should worry about.	(0:07:05.73)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : But please do think of a way to dispose of the pile of dead bodies.	(0:07:07.94)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : The Paradisers...	(0:07:14.03)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : A bunch of upstarts equipped with some new type of battle suit.	(0:07:15.20)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : And B-class criminal Hammerhead.	(0:07:19.87)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : He might have some backbone.	(0:07:23.04)
▶ EXTRA : THE MODERN NINJA	(0:07:25.54)
▶ EXTRA : Boss, you can see Zeniru's building across the woods.	(0:07:31.97)
▶ EXTRA : People call it the Golden Turd.	(0:07:36.85)
▶ Hammerhead : All right, let's go!	(0:07:41.14)
▶ Hammerhead : Something's here.	(0:07:50.78)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I've been waiting for you, Hammerhead.	(0:07:53.74)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Zeniru sent me.	(0:07:57.91)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Let me start out by saying	(0:08:02.21)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : no opponent of mine has ever escaped alive.	(0:08:04.54)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I plan on keeping it that way.	(0:08:09.09)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : When it comes to my job, I'm a perfectionist.	(0:08:10.92)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : But if you surrender right now,	(0:08:13.84)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I'll let you live.	(0:08:15.43)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : So, what will it be?	(0:08:17.89)
▶ Hammerhead : What is this?	(0:08:50.00)
▶ Hammerhead : What's going on?	(0:08:54.72)
▶ EXTRA : Why is every--	(0:08:56.39)
▶ Hammerhead : Nooo!	(0:09:02.52)
▶ Hammerhead : Bastard!	(0:09:05.56)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : What's this now? Trying to intimidate me?	(0:09:15.15)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : You can't see me, can you?	(0:09:19.03)
▶ Hammerhead : There you are!	(0:09:22.12)
▶ EXTRA : It's a terrorist!	(0:09:27.96)
▶ Saitama : No, I'm not!	(0:09:29.50)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : So he decided to fight instead of run.	(0:09:36.93)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Oops, there goes my bad habit again.	(0:09:48.90)
▶ Hammerhead : You're just a little dog bought by Zeniru's money.	(0:09:53.53)
▶ Hammerhead : You think someone like me, who fights for a noble cause,	(0:09:56.28)
▶ Hammerhead : can lose to a dog?!	(0:09:59.49)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Yes, I see what he's up to.	(0:10:02.20)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Just as I thought-- he's a complete fool.	(0:10:04.87)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Couldn't he have at least	(0:10:07.12)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : tried to arrange the rocks in a less obvious way?	(0:10:08.92)
▶ Hammerhead : There are plenty more rocks where those came from!	(0:10:13.38)
▶ Hammerhead : If you don't stop me, they'll keep coming.	(0:10:16.21)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : So you think you'll be able to deal with my speed	(0:10:20.14)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : if you know which direction I'm coming from?	(0:10:22.89)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : How pathetic. But I'll play along.	(0:10:26.02)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : In fact,	(0:10:28.85)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I'll take you...	(0:10:29.94)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : straight on!	(0:10:31.98)
▶ Hammerhead : He's too fast. I can't see him.	(0:10:39.70)
▶ Hammerhead : But it doesn't matter if I can't.	(0:10:41.82)
▶ Hammerhead : Because of this!	(0:10:43.62)
▶ Hammerhead : Gotcha!	(0:10:47.70)
▶ Hammerhead : Think about how stupid you were to face off against me	(0:10:51.21)
▶ Hammerhead : on your way down to Hell!	(0:10:54.25)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : It's over.	(0:11:00.59)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Unfortunately, I couldn't go easy on them.	(0:11:02.05)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Yes, Hammerhead's body is here too.	(0:11:05.56)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I'll head back now--	(0:11:08.85)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : The body disappeared?	(0:11:12.40)
▶ Hammerhead : That was close!	(0:11:18.24)
▶ Hammerhead : Good thing he hit my head.	(0:11:19.65)
▶ Hammerhead : My skull always was several times thicker than normal.	(0:11:22.20)
▶ Hammerhead : Dammit. I don't know who that bastard was,	(0:11:27.04)
▶ Hammerhead : but one day I'm gonna kill--	(0:11:30.08)
▶ Hammerhead : Huh?	(0:11:31.33)
▶ Hammerhead : Now what?	(0:11:32.33)
▶ Saitama : Hm?	(0:11:40.01)
▶ Saitama : Oh, there you are.	(0:11:42.68)
▶ Genos : As with the mosquito monster,	(0:11:57.44)
▶ Genos : I once again underestimated my opponent's power.	(0:11:59.65)
▶ Genos : I let my guard down and Kabuto took advantage of that.	(0:12:04.49)
▶ Genos : If Master Saitama had not been there,	(0:12:08.03)
▶ Genos : I would certainly have been destroyed.	(0:12:11.41)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : I see.	(0:12:14.58)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : Well, I'm glad you're okay--	(0:12:16.04)
▶ Genos : Doctor...	(0:12:17.54)
▶ Genos : Master Saitama saved my life twice.	(0:12:18.55)
▶ Genos : You, Doctor Kuseno, restored my life to me.	(0:12:22.63)
▶ Genos : Later this same life was saved by Master Saitama,	(0:12:25.18)
▶ Genos : who now has saved it again.	(0:12:28.10)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : Yes, I get the picture, Genos.	(0:12:31.18)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : What you're trying to tell me is	(0:12:34.39)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : how amazing this Saitama fellow is, right?	(0:12:36.40)
▶ Genos : Yes.	(0:12:39.27)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : Genos, they're not ready just yet,	(0:12:40.98)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : but I am developing a new series of augmentations.	(0:12:44.07)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : When I replace your existing parts with these new ones,	(0:12:47.24)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : you may be able to surpass this Saitama.	(0:12:50.08)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : I imagine he must possess an enormous amount of strength	(0:12:53.66)
▶ Doctor Kuseno : for you go on about him so.	(0:12:56.71)
▶ Genos : Yes.	(0:13:01.59)
▶ Hammerhead : What's your deal?	(0:13:03.17)
▶ Hammerhead : You here to sign up with the Paradisers?	(0:13:04.80)
▶ Saitama : No, no.	(0:13:07.01)
▶ Saitama : I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.	(0:13:08.18)
▶ Saitama : For personal reasons, I'm here to smash your heads in.	(0:13:11.10)
▶ Saitama : So, where are your followers?	(0:13:15.19)
▶ Hammerhead : Then, die!!	(0:13:17.15)
▶ Hammerhead : I better get out of here quick.	(0:13:25.90)
▶ Hammerhead : Huh?!	(0:13:31.58)
▶ Saitama : I thought I punched him?	(0:13:32.49)
▶ Saitama : What a letdown.	(0:13:34.87)
▶ Saitama : I was all excited about these battle suits.	(0:13:36.67)
▶ Saitama : But the design is lame,	(0:13:40.09)
▶ Saitama : and all they do is give you superhuman strength.	(0:13:42.00)
▶ Hammerhead : You have no idea how hard it was	(0:13:47.43)
▶ Hammerhead : to get hold of these things!	(0:13:49.51)
▶ Hammerhead : How could you know their value?!	(0:13:51.89)
▶ Hammerhead : I've been looking for someone to test the full power of this suit on!	(0:13:57.98)
▶ Hammerhead : Spin attack!	(0:14:11.28)
▶ Saitama : I used to use that move all the time when I was a kid...	(0:14:15.16)
▶ Hammerhead : Huh?	(0:14:21.08)
▶ Hammerhead : No way...	(0:14:22.29)
▶ Saitama : Hammerhead, huh? He's a lot like me.	(0:14:26.72)
▶ Hammerhead : What the hell are you?!	(0:14:30.84)
▶ Hammerhead : W-Wait. I just wanted to get out of working...	(0:14:42.65)
▶ Saitama : Don't be bad anymore, okay?	(0:14:50.03)
▶ Hammerhead : Huh? So you're not going to kill me?	(0:14:52.07)
▶ Saitama : - Get outta here. - Okay!	(0:14:55.29)
▶ Hammerhead : - Get outta here. - Okay!	(0:14:55.29)
▶ Saitama : Guess I'll go home.	(0:15:04.75)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Where did Hammerhead go?	(0:15:09.05)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : There's no one left but you.	(0:15:13.85)
▶ Saitama : Hammerhead went that way. Buck naked.	(0:15:24.90)
▶ Saitama : What's this?	(0:15:31.99)
▶ Saitama : Hey, you got it wrong.	(0:15:39.08)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I got what wrong?	(0:15:42.12)
▶ Saitama : I'm not one of the Paradisers.	(0:15:44.58)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : You're lying.	(0:15:48.00)
▶ Saitama : No, no, no. Don't be dumb--look at me!	(0:15:49.55)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I don't need to.	(0:15:52.88)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : With that bald head, there's no denying it.	(0:15:54.59)
▶ Saitama : No.	(0:15:57.85)
▶ Saitama : Look! It's me. Me!	(0:15:58.93)
▶ Saitama : You know, the guy who's a hero for fun--	(0:16:00.60)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Never heard of you.	(0:16:02.89)
▶ Saitama : Oh, I see...	(0:16:08.57)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Either way, it doesn't matter.	(0:16:10.24)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : You read my attacks. Twice. That's the real problem.	(0:16:13.95)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Born in a ninja village,	(0:16:19.16)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I've been perfecting my techniques since childhood.	(0:16:21.16)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Yet you saw right through them. This I cannot allow.	(0:16:26.04)
▶ Saitama : What's he talking about?	(0:16:32.13)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : My pride won't have it.	(0:16:34.88)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I don't care who you are, I can't let you simply walk away.	(0:16:37.35)
▶ Saitama : Oh, come on.	(0:16:42.39)
▶ Saitama : You just want to try out your moves on me.	(0:16:44.81)
▶ Saitama : I can tell by that innocent smile of yours.	(0:16:48.11)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : What do you think of this speed that beats sound?	(0:16:59.33)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Of these shock waves?	(0:17:02.91)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Can you even see me?	(0:17:05.33)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : How can you possibly keep up with me?	(0:17:10.71)
▶ Saitama : Can I go home?	(0:17:18.34)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Bastard!	(0:17:21.14)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Wind Blade Kick!	(0:17:22.43)
▶ Saitama : Checkmate.	(0:17:28.06)
▶ Saitama : Sorry!	(0:17:32.65)
▶ Saitama : That wasn't on purpose.	(0:17:34.57)
▶ Saitama : I meant to stop before hitting you,	(0:17:36.91)
▶ Saitama : but your momentum carried my fist into your...	(0:17:38.32)
▶ EXTRA : WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY.	(0:17:43.12)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I've worked every job from assassin to bodyguard.	(0:17:48.17)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : No ninja is more deadly.	(0:17:51.67)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I am Speed-o'-Sound Sonic!	(0:17:53.25)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : But I'm putting my work on hold.	(0:17:55.09)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Now that I've found such a formidable opponent,	(0:17:57.63)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I'm dedicating myself to training until we settle this.	(0:17:59.93)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Let me know your name.	(0:18:04.27)
▶ Saitama : It's Saitama.	(0:18:06.60)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Saitama!	(0:18:08.44)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : Next time we meet, it'll be your demise!	(0:18:09.69)
▶ Saitama : Okay.	(0:18:15.15)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, the ultimate ninja,	(0:18:16.53)
▶ Speed-o'-Sound Sonic : will bring you down without fail!	(0:18:19.32)
▶ Saitama : Train hard!	(0:18:22.33)
▶ Genos : Speed-o'-Sound Sonic?	(0:18:26.37)
▶ Genos : Who is that?	(0:18:28.33)
▶ Genos : And who would possess such a redundant name?	(0:18:29.58)
▶ Saitama : Dunno.	(0:18:32.42)
▶ Saitama : He suddenly appeared,	(0:18:33.63)
▶ Saitama : declared we were rivals, and took off.	(0:18:34.75)
▶ Genos : If he is a nuisance, I will get rid of him.	(0:18:37.01)
▶ Saitama : Well, you're hardly different.	(0:18:39.76)
▶ Saitama : Actually, why are you here again?	(0:18:41.55)
▶ Saitama : Go home. It's not like we're related.	(0:18:43.56)
▶ Genos : Master, I must become stronger--	(0:18:45.43)
▶ Saitama : Shut up!	(0:18:47.68)
▶ Saitama : I'm now aware of a serious problem and am reeling from shock.	(0:18:50.56)
▶ Saitama : So I beg you, go home for today.	(0:18:55.48)
▶ Genos : A serious problem?	(0:18:58.03)
▶ Genos : What could cause a problem for someone as great as you?	(0:19:00.07)
▶ Genos : Please share with me.	(0:19:03.83)
▶ Saitama : No one knows who I am.	(0:19:12.67)
▶ Saitama : It's been three years since I first became a hero.	(0:19:16.96)
▶ Saitama : I've defeated many monsters and evil organizations during that time.	(0:19:21.09)
▶ Saitama : I've never heard of any other heroes doing as much as me.	(0:19:25.93)
▶ Saitama : Everyone in the world should know me by now!	(0:19:30.39)
▶ Saitama : Isn't it weird that I don't have any fans or anything?!	(0:19:33.69)
▶ Saitama : You know what he said to me today?	(0:19:38.07)
▶ Saitama : "Never heard of you."	(0:19:40.95)
▶ Saitama : Plus, everyone in town took me for a terrorist.	(0:19:43.87)
▶ Saitama : They've all forgotten how I beat those monsters for them!	(0:19:47.99)
▶ Genos : He is right.	(0:19:52.54)
▶ Genos : The news report did not mention	(0:19:53.92)
▶ Genos : Master Saitama or Speed-o'-Sound Sonic.	(0:19:57.00)
▶ Genos : Instead, the credit for defeating the Paradisers	(0:20:00.59)
▶ Genos : went to a hero called Mumen Rider.	(0:20:02.63)
▶ Genos : Wait...	(0:20:05.76)
▶ Genos : Master!	(0:20:07.35)
▶ Genos : Are you listed with the Hero Registry?	(0:20:08.89)
▶ EXTRA : HERO ASSOCIATION OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE	(0:20:11.52)
▶ Saitama : "Take a test at any local branch of the Hero Association.	(0:20:14.06)
▶ Saitama : "If you score better than the cut-off,	(0:20:17.69)
▶ Saitama : "you will be registered in the Hero Registry and	(0:20:19.28)
▶ Saitama : "will be allowed to officially call yourself a 'hero.'	(0:20:20.86)
▶ Saitama : "Once you are recognized by the Association,	(0:20:24.20)
▶ Saitama : "you are deemed a pro and will get paid	(0:20:26.07)
▶ Saitama : "from donations collected by the Association.	(0:20:28.03)
▶ Saitama : "All heroes in the public eye	(0:20:31.04)
▶ Saitama : "are registered, professional heroes.	(0:20:32.96)
▶ Saitama : "You may be doing plenty of hero work,	(0:20:36.50)
▶ Saitama : "but self-proclaimed heroes	(0:20:38.63)
▶ Saitama : "are really just weir...does..."	(0:20:39.92)
▶ Genos : "...weirdoes spouting nonsense viewed with suspicion."	(0:20:41.97)
▶ Saitama : I had no idea.	(0:20:48.81)
▶ Saitama : Genos, are you registered?	(0:20:50.56)
▶ Genos : No. I feel no need to.	(0:20:52.77)
▶ Saitama : Let's register! Register with me and I'll make you my disciple.	(0:20:57.48)
▶ Genos : Let's go.	(0:21:02.19)
▶ Hammerhead : P-Please... F-Forgive me...	(0:21:08.91)
▶ EXTRA : Pleading for his life after stealing battle suits from the organization?	(0:21:14.33)
▶ EXTRA : He truly understood nothing.	(0:21:18.21)
▶ EXTRA : Of course, we did let the theft take place	(0:21:20.63)
▶ EXTRA : in order to collect data from the suits in the field.	(0:21:23.21)
▶ EXTRA : And the body?	(0:21:26.51)
▶ EXTRA : Leave it.	(0:21:27.84)
▶ Hammerhead : Thanks for giving me my thick skull...	(0:21:30.89)
▶ Hammerhead : Mommy.	(0:21:34.06)
▶ Hammerhead : I promise I'll get a job!	(0:21:35.06)
▶ EXTRA : APPLICATION FOR HERO TEST Our guest today is Mr. Majimeda,	(0:21:37.44)
▶ EXTRA : APPLICATION FOR HERO TEST an expert on the labor issues confronting young people today.	(0:21:39.73)
▶ EXTRA : Thank you for having me.	(0:21:43.99)
▶ EXTRA : As we saw with the Paradiser incident recently,	(0:21:45.45)
▶ EXTRA : there's an increase in young people who lack all motivation to work.	(0:21:47.86)
▶ EXTRA : can you comment on this phenomenon?	(0:21:51.16)
▶ Saitama : -I'm not so different... -Even in the case of the Paradisers,	(0:21:54.75)
▶ EXTRA : -I'm not so different... -Even in the case of the Paradisers,	(0:21:54.75)
▶ EXTRA : I think they've been influenced by irresponsible lyrics	(0:21:56.96)
▶ EXTRA : in popular songs like "Don't Give Up on Your Dreams"	(0:21:58.58)
▶ EXTRA : and "Make Your Dreams Come True."	(0:21:59.88)
▶ EXTRA : - ...from those unemployed guys. - People who believe such hogwash	(0:22:00.92)
▶ EXTRA : end up making excuses for themselves and become discouraged.	(0:22:04.05)
▶ Saitama : One wrong step and I could've been one of them.	(0:22:10.89)
▶ Genos : Ready to go, Master?	(0:23:53.70)
▶ Saitama : Y-Yeah.	(0:23:56.87)
▶ EXTRA : HERO TEST LOCATION #6	(0:23:59.58)
▶ Hammerhead : NEXT EPISODE: THE ULTIMATE MENTOR Err... I'm the recently reformed Hammerhead.	(0:24:05.75)
▶ Hammerhead : NEXT EPISODE: THE ULTIMATE MENTOR Before I introduce next week's episode,	(0:24:09.09)
▶ Hammerhead : NEXT EPISODE: THE ULTIMATE MENTOR I'd like to do a little PR for myself.	(0:24:11.80)
▶ Hammerhead : Oh? You won't allow that?	(0:24:14.55)
▶ Hammerhead : Next time on One-Punch Man: Episode 5, "The Ultimate Mentor."	(0:24:15.85)
▶ Hammerhead : Yeah, if I'd had a mentor like him, maybe my life would've been different.	(0:24:18.93)