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One Punch Man - Episode 4

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Hammerhead : Why are we forced to work?! Line ID
Hammerhead : Why must we pay money
in order to eat?!
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Hammerhead : Can't we all just share? Line ID
Hammerhead : The rich get fat Line ID
Hammerhead : while the poor die! Line ID
Hammerhead : Where is the true freedom
in this world?!
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Hammerhead : We are all slaves to our work! Line ID
Hammerhead : And is work fun? Line ID
Hammerhead : No! How could it be?! Line ID
Hammerhead : We do not want to work, period! Line ID
Hammerhead : That's why I, Hammerhead,
will change our society
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Hammerhead : into one where only those
who want to work will work,
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Hammerhead : while the rest are supported! Line ID
Hammerhead : We will create a utopia! Line ID
Hammerhead : The Paradisers led by me, Hammerhead,
will make all this a reality!
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EXTRA : Boss, no one's listening. Line ID
Hammerhead : What?! Line ID
Hammerhead : Bah! These civilians are idiots! Line ID
Hammerhead : Let's go! Line ID
Hammerhead : Zeniru's the richest man in town. Line ID
Hammerhead : We'll wreck his posh penthouse
and show them we're serious!
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Hammerhead : High-rise apartments
are symbols of inequality!
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EXTRA : - Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
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EXTRA : This whole building is Zeniru's home. Line ID
Hammerhead : There's no way he made
so much money legally.
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Hammerhead : Unforgivable! Bring it down! Line ID
EXTRA : Yes, sir! Line ID
EXTRA : Target destroyed! Line ID
Hammerhead : Hm, these experimental battle suits
sure pack a wallop.
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Hammerhead : It was definitely worth risking
our lives to steal them.
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EXTRA : Wait, that was the wrong building. Line ID
EXTRA : My bad, Boss. Line ID
EXTRA : Zeniru's house is a little further up. Line ID
Hammerhead : Everyone makes mistakes! Line ID
Hammerhead : The important thing is to learn
from them. Am I right?
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EXTRA : Yes, you're right! Line ID
Hammerhead : All right, then onward to Zeniru's! Line ID
EXTRA : Thanks, bicycle guy! Line ID
Saitama : Don't come asking to play rock, scissors,
paper with a booger on your finger!
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Saitama : A dream? Line ID
EXTRA : The terrorist group responsible
for the riots
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EXTRA : call themselves the Paradisers. Line ID
EXTRA : They have destroyed
a high-rise building in City F.
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EXTRA : The situation seems to
be spiraling out of control.
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EXTRA : We have just learned
the identity of their leader.
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EXTRA : B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD

Hammerhead is a B-class criminal
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EXTRA : B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD

who has been involved in several
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EXTRA : B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD

violent incidents in the past.
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EXTRA : He is a man of large stature, Line ID
EXTRA : standing 2.15m tall
and weighing 210kg.
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EXTRA : According to one report, Line ID
EXTRA : he once fought 20 men
in a street brawl
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EXTRA : and sent them all to the hospital. Line ID
EXTRA : The Paradisers sent the following
message to this TV station.
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EXTRA : "We will continue to riot until food,
clothing and shelter
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EXTRA : "are provided free of charge
to those who do not work,"
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EXTRA : - Sounds pretty boring.
- amongst other unintelligible demands.
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Saitama : - Sounds pretty boring.
- amongst other unintelligible demands.
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EXTRA : Like Hammerhead, the group is
made up of unemployed young men
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Saitama : - No need for me to get involved.
- with no motivation to work.
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EXTRA : - No need for me to get involved.
- with no motivation to work.
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EXTRA : Also, the group members
all have shaven heads,
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EXTRA : making them quite intimidating. Line ID
EXTRA : Those who encounter
any shaven-headed men on the street
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EXTRA : are advised to leave
the area immediately.
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Saitama : What? Line ID
Saitama : But that's-- Line ID
Saitama : They stole Line ID
Saitama : my look! Line ID
Saitama : I spend all this time trying
to be a hero,
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Saitama : but if they keep acting up
I'll be treated
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Saitama : like a villain! Line ID
Saitama : I'm gonna smash them! Line ID
EXTRA : Run! Line ID
EXTRA : It's them! Line ID
EXTRA : The Paradisers are coming. Line ID
EXTRA : They aren't... Line ID
EXTRA : backing down! Line ID
EXTRA : This is too dangerous! Line ID
License-less Rider : Stop right there, you pack of thugs! Line ID
License-less Rider : The bicyclist for justice,
Mumen Rider, is here!
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EXTRA : Mumen Rider has come to save us! Line ID
EXTRA : There's nothing to fear if he's here! Line ID
Hammerhead : A hero? What a joke! Line ID
License-less Rider : Here I go! Line ID
EXTRA : Somebody call an ambulance! Line ID
EXTRA : Mr. Zeniru, you must flee! Line ID
Zeniru : H-Hm. But running away
from terrorists
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Zeniru : would hurt my reputation. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : There's no need to leave. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : You're a lucky man, Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : having this occur
while I'm still under contract.
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EXTRA : But you're a bodyguard-- Line ID
Zeniru : Oh, Sonic! Line ID
Zeniru : Can I leave this to you? Line ID
Zeniru : The men coming are-- Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Of course. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : It's their lives you should worry about. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : But please do think of a way to
dispose of the pile of dead bodies.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : The Paradisers... Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : A bunch of upstarts equipped with
some new type of battle suit.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : And B-class criminal Hammerhead. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : He might have some backbone. Line ID
EXTRA : THE MODERN NINJA
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EXTRA : Boss, you can see Zeniru's building
across the woods.
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EXTRA : People call it the Golden Turd. Line ID
Hammerhead : All right, let's go! Line ID
Hammerhead : Something's here. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : I've been waiting
for you, Hammerhead.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Zeniru sent me. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Let me start out by saying Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : no opponent of mine has
ever escaped alive.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I plan on keeping it that way. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : When it comes to my job,
I'm a perfectionist.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : But if you surrender right now, Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : I'll let you live. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : So, what will it be? Line ID
Hammerhead : What is this? Line ID
Hammerhead : What's going on? Line ID
EXTRA : Why is every-- Line ID
Hammerhead : Nooo! Line ID
Hammerhead : Bastard! Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : What's this now?
Trying to intimidate me?
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Speed of Sound Sonic : You can't see me, can you? Line ID
Hammerhead : There you are! Line ID
EXTRA : It's a terrorist! Line ID
Saitama : No, I'm not! Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : So he decided to fight
instead of run.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Oops, there goes
my bad habit again.
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Hammerhead : You're just a little dog bought
by Zeniru's money.
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Hammerhead : You think someone like me,
who fights for a noble cause,
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Hammerhead : can lose to a dog?! Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Yes, I see what he's up to. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Just as I thought--
he's a complete fool.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Couldn't he have at least Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : tried to arrange the rocks
in a less obvious way?
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Hammerhead : There are plenty more rocks
where those came from!
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Hammerhead : If you don't stop me,
they'll keep coming.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : So you think you'll be able
to deal with my speed
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Speed of Sound Sonic : if you know which direction
I'm coming from?
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Speed of Sound Sonic : How pathetic.
But I'll play along.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : In fact, Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : I'll take you... Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : straight on! Line ID
Hammerhead : He's too fast. I can't see him. Line ID
Hammerhead : But it doesn't matter if I can't. Line ID
Hammerhead : Because of this! Line ID
Hammerhead : Gotcha! Line ID
Hammerhead : Think about how stupid
you were to face off against me
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Hammerhead : on your way down to Hell! Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : It's over. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Unfortunately,
I couldn't go easy on them.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Yes, Hammerhead's body is here too. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : I'll head back now-- Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : The body disappeared? Line ID
Hammerhead : That was close! Line ID
Hammerhead : Good thing he hit my head. Line ID
Hammerhead : My skull always was several times
thicker than normal.
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Hammerhead : Dammit. I don't know
who that bastard was,
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Hammerhead : but one day I'm gonna kill-- Line ID
Hammerhead : Huh? Line ID
Hammerhead : Now what? Line ID
Saitama : Hm? Line ID
Saitama : Oh, there you are. Line ID
Genos : As with the mosquito monster, Line ID
Genos : I once again underestimated
my opponent's power.
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Genos : I let my guard down and Kabuto
took advantage of that.
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Genos : If Master Saitama had not been there, Line ID
Genos : I would certainly have been destroyed. Line ID
Doctor Kuseno : I see. Line ID
Doctor Kuseno : Well, I'm glad you're okay-- Line ID
Genos : Doctor... Line ID
Genos : Master Saitama
saved my life twice.
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Genos : You, Doctor Kuseno,
restored my life to me.
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Genos : Later this same life was saved
by Master Saitama,
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Genos : who now has saved it again. Line ID
Doctor Kuseno : Yes, I get the picture, Genos. Line ID
Doctor Kuseno : What you're trying to tell me is Line ID
Doctor Kuseno : how amazing
this Saitama fellow is, right?
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Genos : Yes. Line ID
Doctor Kuseno : Genos, they're not ready just yet, Line ID
Doctor Kuseno : but I am developing
a new series of augmentations.
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Doctor Kuseno : When I replace your existing parts
with these new ones,
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Doctor Kuseno : you may be able to
surpass this Saitama.
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Doctor Kuseno : I imagine he must possess
an enormous amount of strength
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Doctor Kuseno : for you go on about him so. Line ID
Genos : Yes. Line ID
Hammerhead : What's your deal? Line ID
Hammerhead : You here to sign up
with the Paradisers?
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Saitama : No, no. Line ID
Saitama : I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun. Line ID
Saitama : For personal reasons,
I'm here to smash your heads in.
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Saitama : So, where are your followers? Line ID
Hammerhead : Then, die!! Line ID
Hammerhead : I better get out of here quick. Line ID
Hammerhead : Huh?! Line ID
Saitama : I thought I punched him? Line ID
Saitama : What a letdown. Line ID
Saitama : I was all excited
about these battle suits.
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Saitama : But the design is lame, Line ID
Saitama : and all they do is give you
superhuman strength.
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Hammerhead : You have no idea how hard it was Line ID
Hammerhead : to get hold of these things! Line ID
Hammerhead : How could you know their value?! Line ID
Hammerhead : I've been looking for someone to
test the full power of this suit on!
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Hammerhead : Spin attack! Line ID
Saitama : I used to use that move
all the time when I was a kid...
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Hammerhead : Huh? Line ID
Hammerhead : No way... Line ID
Saitama : Hammerhead, huh?
He's a lot like me.
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Hammerhead : What the hell are you?! Line ID
Hammerhead : W-Wait. I just wanted
to get out of working...
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Saitama : Don't be bad anymore, okay? Line ID
Hammerhead : Huh? So you're
not going to kill me?
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Saitama : - Get outta here.
- Okay!
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Hammerhead : - Get outta here.
- Okay!
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Saitama : Guess I'll go home. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Where did Hammerhead go? Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : There's no one left but you. Line ID
Saitama : Hammerhead went that way.
Buck naked.
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Saitama : What's this? Line ID
Saitama : Hey, you got it wrong. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : I got what wrong? Line ID
Saitama : I'm not one of the Paradisers. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : You're lying. Line ID
Saitama : No, no, no.
Don't be dumb--look at me!
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I don't need to. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : With that bald head,
there's no denying it.
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Saitama : No. Line ID
Saitama : Look! It's me. Me! Line ID
Saitama : You know, the guy who's a hero for fun-- Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Never heard of you. Line ID
Saitama : Oh, I see... Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Either way, it doesn't matter. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : You read my attacks. Twice.
That's the real problem.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Born in a ninja village, Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : I've been perfecting
my techniques since childhood.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Yet you saw right through them.
This I cannot allow.
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Saitama : What's he talking about? Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : My pride won't have it. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : I don't care who you are,
I can't let you simply walk away.
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Saitama : Oh, come on. Line ID
Saitama : You just want to try out
your moves on me.
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Saitama : I can tell by that innocent smile
of yours.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : What do you think of this speed
that beats sound?
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Of these shock waves? Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Can you even see me? Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : How can you possibly
keep up with me?
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Saitama : Can I go home? Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Bastard! Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Wind Blade Kick! Line ID
Saitama : Checkmate. Line ID
Saitama : Sorry! Line ID
Saitama : That wasn't on purpose. Line ID
Saitama : I meant to stop
before hitting you,
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Saitama : but your momentum carried
my fist into your...
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EXTRA : WE ARE EXPERIENCING
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

PLEASE STAND BY.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I've worked every job from
assassin to bodyguard.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : No ninja is more deadly. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : I am Speed-o'-Sound Sonic! Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : But I'm putting my work on hold. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Now that I've found such
a formidable opponent,
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I'm dedicating myself to training
until we settle this.
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Let me know your name. Line ID
Saitama : It's Saitama. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Saitama! Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : Next time we meet,
it'll be your demise!
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Saitama : Okay. Line ID
Speed of Sound Sonic : I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic,
the ultimate ninja,
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Speed of Sound Sonic : will bring you down without fail! Line ID
Saitama : Train hard! Line ID
Genos : Speed-o'-Sound Sonic? Line ID
Genos : Who is that? Line ID
Genos : And who would possess such
a redundant name?
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Saitama : Dunno. Line ID
Saitama : He suddenly appeared, Line ID
Saitama : declared we were rivals,
and took off.
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Genos : If he is a nuisance,
I will get rid of him.
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Saitama : Well, you're hardly different. Line ID
Saitama : Actually, why are you here again? Line ID
Saitama : Go home.
It's not like we're related.
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Genos : Master, I must become stronger-- Line ID
Saitama : Shut up! Line ID
Saitama : I'm now aware of a serious problem
and am reeling from shock.
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Saitama : So I beg you, go home for today. Line ID
Genos : A serious problem? Line ID
Genos : What could cause a problem
for someone as great as you?
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Genos : Please share with me. Line ID
Saitama : No one knows who I am. Line ID
Saitama : It's been three years since
I first became a hero.
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Saitama : I've defeated many monsters and
evil organizations during that time.
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Saitama : I've never heard of any other heroes
doing as much as me.
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Saitama : Everyone in the world should
know me by now!
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Saitama : Isn't it weird that I don't have
any fans or anything?!
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Saitama : You know what he said to me today? Line ID
Saitama : "Never heard of you." Line ID
Saitama : Plus, everyone in town took me
for a terrorist.
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Saitama : They've all forgotten how
I beat those monsters for them!
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Genos : He is right. Line ID
Genos : The news report did not mention Line ID
Genos : Master Saitama or Speed-o'-Sound Sonic. Line ID
Genos : Instead, the credit
for defeating the Paradisers
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Genos : went to a hero called Mumen Rider. Line ID
Genos : Wait... Line ID
Genos : Master! Line ID
Genos : Are you listed with the Hero Registry? Line ID
EXTRA : HERO ASSOCIATION
OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE
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Saitama : "Take a test at any local branch
of the Hero Association.
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Saitama : "If you score better than the cut-off, Line ID
Saitama : "you will be registered in
the Hero Registry and
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Saitama : "will be allowed to officially
call yourself a 'hero.'
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Saitama : "Once you are recognized
by the Association,
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Saitama : "you are deemed a pro and
will get paid
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Saitama : "from donations collected
by the Association.
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Saitama : "All heroes
in the public eye
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Saitama : "are registered, professional heroes. Line ID
Saitama : "You may be doing
plenty of hero work,
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Saitama : "but self-proclaimed heroes Line ID
Saitama : "are really just weir...does..." Line ID
Genos : "...weirdoes spouting nonsense
viewed with suspicion."
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Saitama : I had no idea. Line ID
Saitama : Genos, are you registered? Line ID
Genos : No. I feel no need to. Line ID
Saitama : Let's register! Register with me
and I'll make you my disciple.
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Genos : Let's go. Line ID
Hammerhead : P-Please... F-Forgive me... Line ID
EXTRA : Pleading for his life after stealing
battle suits from the organization?
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EXTRA : He truly understood nothing. Line ID
EXTRA : Of course,
we did let the theft take place
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EXTRA : in order to collect data from
the suits in the field.
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EXTRA : And the body? Line ID
EXTRA : Leave it. Line ID
Hammerhead : Thanks for giving me
my thick skull...
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Hammerhead : Mommy. Line ID
Hammerhead : I promise I'll get a job! Line ID
EXTRA : APPLICATION FOR HERO TEST


Our guest today is Mr. Majimeda,
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EXTRA : APPLICATION FOR HERO TEST

an expert on the labor issues
confronting young people today.
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EXTRA : Thank you for having me. Line ID
EXTRA : As we saw with
the Paradiser incident recently,
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EXTRA : there's an increase in young people
who lack all motivation to work.
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EXTRA : can you comment on this phenomenon? Line ID
EXTRA : -I'm not so different...
-Even in the case of the Paradisers,
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Saitama : -I'm not so different...
-Even in the case of the Paradisers,
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EXTRA : I think they've been influenced
by irresponsible lyrics
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EXTRA : in popular songs like
"Don't Give Up on Your Dreams"
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EXTRA : and "Make Your Dreams Come True." Line ID
EXTRA : - ...from those unemployed guys.
- People who believe such hogwash
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EXTRA : end up making excuses for themselves
and become discouraged.
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Saitama : One wrong step
and I could've been one of them.
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Genos : Ready to go, Master? Line ID
Saitama : Y-Yeah. Line ID
EXTRA : HERO TEST LOCATION #6 Line ID
Hammerhead : NEXT EPISODE:
THE ULTIMATE MENTOR

Err... I'm the recently reformed
Hammerhead.
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Hammerhead : NEXT EPISODE:
THE ULTIMATE MENTOR


Before I introduce next week's episode,
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Hammerhead : NEXT EPISODE:
THE ULTIMATE MENTOR


I'd like to do a little PR for myself.
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Hammerhead : Oh? You won't allow that? Line ID
Hammerhead : Next time on One-Punch Man:
Episode 5, "The Ultimate Mentor."
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Hammerhead : Yeah, if I'd had a mentor like him,
maybe my life would've been different.
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