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 Hammerhead : Why are we forced to work?! |
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Hammerhead : Why must we pay money
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| Hammerhead : Can't we all just share? |
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| Hammerhead : The rich get fat |
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| Hammerhead : while the poor die! |
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Hammerhead : Where is the true freedom
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| Hammerhead : We are all slaves to our work! |
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| Hammerhead : And is work fun? |
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| Hammerhead : No! How could it be?! |
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| Hammerhead : We do not want to work, period! |
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Hammerhead : That's why I, Hammerhead,
will change our society |
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Hammerhead : into one where only those
who want to work will work, |
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| Hammerhead : while the rest are supported! |
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| Hammerhead : We will create a utopia! |
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Hammerhead : The Paradisers led by me, Hammerhead,
will make all this a reality! |
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 EXTRA : Boss, no one's listening. |
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| Hammerhead : What?! |
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| Hammerhead : Bah! These civilians are idiots! |
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| Hammerhead : Let's go! |
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| Hammerhead : Zeniru's the richest man in town. |
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Hammerhead : We'll wreck his posh penthouse
and show them we're serious! |
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Hammerhead : High-rise apartments
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EXTRA : - Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir! |
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| EXTRA : This whole building is Zeniru's home. |
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Hammerhead : There's no way he made
so much money legally. |
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| Hammerhead : Unforgivable! Bring it down! |
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| EXTRA : Yes, sir! |
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| EXTRA : Target destroyed! |
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Hammerhead : Hm, these experimental battle suits
sure pack a wallop. |
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Hammerhead : It was definitely worth risking
our lives to steal them. |
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| EXTRA : Wait, that was the wrong building. |
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| EXTRA : My bad, Boss. |
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| EXTRA : Zeniru's house is a little further up. |
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| Hammerhead : Everyone makes mistakes! |
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Hammerhead : The important thing is to learn
from them. Am I right? |
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| EXTRA : Yes, you're right! |
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| Hammerhead : All right, then onward to Zeniru's! |
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| EXTRA : Thanks, bicycle guy! |
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 Saitama : Don't come asking to play rock, scissors,
paper with a booger on your finger! |
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| Saitama : A dream? |
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EXTRA : The terrorist group responsible
for the riots |
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| EXTRA : call themselves the Paradisers. |
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EXTRA : They have destroyed
a high-rise building in City F. |
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EXTRA : The situation seems to
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EXTRA : We have just learned
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EXTRA : B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD
Hammerhead is a B-class criminal |
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EXTRA : B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD
who has been involved in several |
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EXTRA : B-CLASS CRIMINAL - HAMMERHEAD
violent incidents in the past. |
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| EXTRA : He is a man of large stature, |
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EXTRA : standing 2.15m tall
and weighing 210kg. |
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| EXTRA : According to one report, |
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EXTRA : he once fought 20 men
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| EXTRA : and sent them all to the hospital. |
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EXTRA : The Paradisers sent the following
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EXTRA : "We will continue to riot until food,
clothing and shelter |
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EXTRA : "are provided free of charge
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EXTRA : - Sounds pretty boring.
- amongst other unintelligible demands. |
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Saitama : - Sounds pretty boring.
- amongst other unintelligible demands. |
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EXTRA : Like Hammerhead, the group is
made up of unemployed young men |
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Saitama : - No need for me to get involved.
- with no motivation to work. |
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EXTRA : - No need for me to get involved.
- with no motivation to work. |
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EXTRA : Also, the group members
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| EXTRA : making them quite intimidating. |
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EXTRA : Those who encounter
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EXTRA : are advised to leave
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| Saitama : What? |
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| Saitama : But that's-- |
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| Saitama : They stole |
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| Saitama : my look! |
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Saitama : I spend all this time trying
to be a hero, |
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Saitama : but if they keep acting up
I'll be treated |
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| Saitama : like a villain! |
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| Saitama : I'm gonna smash them! |
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| EXTRA : Run! |
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| EXTRA : It's them! |
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| EXTRA : The Paradisers are coming. |
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| EXTRA : They aren't... |
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| EXTRA : backing down! |
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| EXTRA : This is too dangerous! |
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 License-less Rider : Stop right there, you pack of thugs! |
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License-less Rider : The bicyclist for justice,
Mumen Rider, is here! |
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| EXTRA : Mumen Rider has come to save us! |
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| EXTRA : There's nothing to fear if he's here! |
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| Hammerhead : A hero? What a joke! |
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| License-less Rider : Here I go! |
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| EXTRA : Somebody call an ambulance! |
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| EXTRA : Mr. Zeniru, you must flee! |
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 Zeniru : H-Hm. But running away
from terrorists |
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| Zeniru : would hurt my reputation. |
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 Speed of Sound Sonic : There's no need to leave. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : You're a lucky man, |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : having this occur
while I'm still under contract. |
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| EXTRA : But you're a bodyguard-- |
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| Zeniru : Oh, Sonic! |
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| Zeniru : Can I leave this to you? |
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| Zeniru : The men coming are-- |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Of course. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : It's their lives you should worry about. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : But please do think of a way to
dispose of the pile of dead bodies. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : The Paradisers... |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : A bunch of upstarts equipped with
some new type of battle suit. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : And B-class criminal Hammerhead. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : He might have some backbone. |
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EXTRA : THE MODERN NINJA
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EXTRA : Boss, you can see Zeniru's building
across the woods. |
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| EXTRA : People call it the Golden Turd. |
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| Hammerhead : All right, let's go! |
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| Hammerhead : Something's here. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I've been waiting
for you, Hammerhead. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Zeniru sent me. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Let me start out by saying |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : no opponent of mine has
ever escaped alive. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : I plan on keeping it that way. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : When it comes to my job,
I'm a perfectionist. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : But if you surrender right now, |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : I'll let you live. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : So, what will it be? |
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| Hammerhead : What is this? |
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| Hammerhead : What's going on? |
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| EXTRA : Why is every-- |
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| Hammerhead : Nooo! |
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| Hammerhead : Bastard! |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : What's this now?
Trying to intimidate me? |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : You can't see me, can you? |
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| Hammerhead : There you are! |
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| EXTRA : It's a terrorist! |
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| Saitama : No, I'm not! |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : So he decided to fight
instead of run. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Oops, there goes
my bad habit again. |
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Hammerhead : You're just a little dog bought
by Zeniru's money. |
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Hammerhead : You think someone like me,
who fights for a noble cause, |
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| Hammerhead : can lose to a dog?! |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Yes, I see what he's up to. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Just as I thought--
he's a complete fool. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Couldn't he have at least |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : tried to arrange the rocks
in a less obvious way? |
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Hammerhead : There are plenty more rocks
where those came from! |
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Hammerhead : If you don't stop me,
they'll keep coming. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : So you think you'll be able
to deal with my speed |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : if you know which direction
I'm coming from? |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : How pathetic.
But I'll play along. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : In fact, |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : I'll take you... |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : straight on! |
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| Hammerhead : He's too fast. I can't see him. |
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| Hammerhead : But it doesn't matter if I can't. |
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| Hammerhead : Because of this! |
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| Hammerhead : Gotcha! |
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Hammerhead : Think about how stupid
you were to face off against me |
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| Hammerhead : on your way down to Hell! |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : It's over. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Unfortunately,
I couldn't go easy on them. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Yes, Hammerhead's body is here too. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : I'll head back now-- |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : The body disappeared? |
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| Hammerhead : That was close! |
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| Hammerhead : Good thing he hit my head. |
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Hammerhead : My skull always was several times
thicker than normal. |
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Hammerhead : Dammit. I don't know
who that bastard was, |
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| Hammerhead : but one day I'm gonna kill-- |
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| Hammerhead : Huh? |
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| Hammerhead : Now what? |
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| Saitama : Hm? |
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| Saitama : Oh, there you are. |
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 Genos : As with the mosquito monster, |
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Genos : I once again underestimated
my opponent's power. |
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Genos : I let my guard down and Kabuto
took advantage of that. |
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| Genos : If Master Saitama had not been there, |
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| Genos : I would certainly have been destroyed. |
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 Doctor Kuseno : I see. |
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| Doctor Kuseno : Well, I'm glad you're okay-- |
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| Genos : Doctor... |
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Genos : Master Saitama
saved my life twice. |
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Genos : You, Doctor Kuseno,
restored my life to me. |
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Genos : Later this same life was saved
by Master Saitama, |
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| Genos : who now has saved it again. |
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| Doctor Kuseno : Yes, I get the picture, Genos. |
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| Doctor Kuseno : What you're trying to tell me is |
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Doctor Kuseno : how amazing
this Saitama fellow is, right? |
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| Genos : Yes. |
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| Doctor Kuseno : Genos, they're not ready just yet, |
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Doctor Kuseno : but I am developing
a new series of augmentations. |
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Doctor Kuseno : When I replace your existing parts
with these new ones, |
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Doctor Kuseno : you may be able to
surpass this Saitama. |
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Doctor Kuseno : I imagine he must possess
an enormous amount of strength |
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| Doctor Kuseno : for you go on about him so. |
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| Genos : Yes. |
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| Hammerhead : What's your deal? |
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Hammerhead : You here to sign up
with the Paradisers? |
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| Saitama : No, no. |
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| Saitama : I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun. |
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Saitama : For personal reasons,
I'm here to smash your heads in. |
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| Saitama : So, where are your followers? |
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| Hammerhead : Then, die!! |
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| Hammerhead : I better get out of here quick. |
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| Hammerhead : Huh?! |
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| Saitama : I thought I punched him? |
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| Saitama : What a letdown. |
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Saitama : I was all excited
about these battle suits. |
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| Saitama : But the design is lame, |
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Saitama : and all they do is give you
superhuman strength. |
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| Hammerhead : You have no idea how hard it was |
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| Hammerhead : to get hold of these things! |
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| Hammerhead : How could you know their value?! |
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Hammerhead : I've been looking for someone to
test the full power of this suit on! |
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| Hammerhead : Spin attack! |
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Saitama : I used to use that move
all the time when I was a kid... |
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| Hammerhead : Huh? |
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| Hammerhead : No way... |
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Saitama : Hammerhead, huh?
He's a lot like me. |
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| Hammerhead : What the hell are you?! |
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Hammerhead : W-Wait. I just wanted
to get out of working... |
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| Saitama : Don't be bad anymore, okay? |
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Hammerhead : Huh? So you're
not going to kill me? |
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Saitama : - Get outta here.
- Okay! |
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Hammerhead : - Get outta here.
- Okay! |
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| Saitama : Guess I'll go home. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Where did Hammerhead go? |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : There's no one left but you. |
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Saitama : Hammerhead went that way.
Buck naked. |
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| Saitama : What's this? |
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| Saitama : Hey, you got it wrong. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : I got what wrong? |
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| Saitama : I'm not one of the Paradisers. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : You're lying. |
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Saitama : No, no, no.
Don't be dumb--look at me! |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : I don't need to. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : With that bald head,
there's no denying it. |
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| Saitama : No. |
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| Saitama : Look! It's me. Me! |
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| Saitama : You know, the guy who's a hero for fun-- |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Never heard of you. |
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| Saitama : Oh, I see... |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Either way, it doesn't matter. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : You read my attacks. Twice.
That's the real problem. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Born in a ninja village, |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I've been perfecting
my techniques since childhood. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Yet you saw right through them.
This I cannot allow. |
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| Saitama : What's he talking about? |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : My pride won't have it. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I don't care who you are,
I can't let you simply walk away. |
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| Saitama : Oh, come on. |
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Saitama : You just want to try out
your moves on me. |
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Saitama : I can tell by that innocent smile
of yours. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : What do you think of this speed
that beats sound? |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Of these shock waves? |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Can you even see me? |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : How can you possibly
keep up with me? |
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| Saitama : Can I go home? |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Bastard! |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Wind Blade Kick! |
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| Saitama : Checkmate. |
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| Saitama : Sorry! |
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| Saitama : That wasn't on purpose. |
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Saitama : I meant to stop
before hitting you, |
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Saitama : but your momentum carried
my fist into your... |
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EXTRA : WE ARE EXPERIENCING
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
PLEASE STAND BY. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I've worked every job from
assassin to bodyguard. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : No ninja is more deadly. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : I am Speed-o'-Sound Sonic! |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : But I'm putting my work on hold. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Now that I've found such
a formidable opponent, |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I'm dedicating myself to training
until we settle this. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Let me know your name. |
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| Saitama : It's Saitama. |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : Saitama! |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : Next time we meet,
it'll be your demise! |
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| Saitama : Okay. |
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Speed of Sound Sonic : I, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic,
the ultimate ninja, |
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| Speed of Sound Sonic : will bring you down without fail! |
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| Saitama : Train hard! |
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| Genos : Speed-o'-Sound Sonic? |
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| Genos : Who is that? |
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Genos : And who would possess such
a redundant name? |
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| Saitama : Dunno. |
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| Saitama : He suddenly appeared, |
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Saitama : declared we were rivals,
and took off. |
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Genos : If he is a nuisance,
I will get rid of him. |
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| Saitama : Well, you're hardly different. |
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| Saitama : Actually, why are you here again? |
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Saitama : Go home.
It's not like we're related. |
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| Genos : Master, I must become stronger-- |
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| Saitama : Shut up! |
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Saitama : I'm now aware of a serious problem
and am reeling from shock. |
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| Saitama : So I beg you, go home for today. |
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| Genos : A serious problem? |
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Genos : What could cause a problem
for someone as great as you? |
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| Genos : Please share with me. |
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| Saitama : No one knows who I am. |
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Saitama : It's been three years since
I first became a hero. |
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Saitama : I've defeated many monsters and
evil organizations during that time. |
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Saitama : I've never heard of any other heroes
doing as much as me. |
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Saitama : Everyone in the world should
know me by now! |
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Saitama : Isn't it weird that I don't have
any fans or anything?! |
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| Saitama : You know what he said to me today? |
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| Saitama : "Never heard of you." |
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Saitama : Plus, everyone in town took me
for a terrorist. |
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Saitama : They've all forgotten how
I beat those monsters for them! |
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| Genos : He is right. |
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| Genos : The news report did not mention |
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| Genos : Master Saitama or Speed-o'-Sound Sonic. |
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Genos : Instead, the credit
for defeating the Paradisers |
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| Genos : went to a hero called Mumen Rider. |
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| Genos : Wait... |
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| Genos : Master! |
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| Genos : Are you listed with the Hero Registry? |
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EXTRA : HERO ASSOCIATION
OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE |
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Saitama : "Take a test at any local branch
of the Hero Association. |
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| Saitama : "If you score better than the cut-off, |
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Saitama : "you will be registered in
the Hero Registry and |
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Saitama : "will be allowed to officially
call yourself a 'hero.' |
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Saitama : "Once you are recognized
by the Association, |
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Saitama : "you are deemed a pro and
will get paid |
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Saitama : "from donations collected
by the Association. |
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Saitama : "All heroes
in the public eye |
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| Saitama : "are registered, professional heroes. |
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Saitama : "You may be doing
plenty of hero work, |
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| Saitama : "but self-proclaimed heroes |
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| Saitama : "are really just weir...does..." |
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Genos : "...weirdoes spouting nonsense
viewed with suspicion." |
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| Saitama : I had no idea. |
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| Saitama : Genos, are you registered? |
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| Genos : No. I feel no need to. |
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Saitama : Let's register! Register with me
and I'll make you my disciple. |
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| Genos : Let's go. |
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| Hammerhead : P-Please... F-Forgive me... |
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EXTRA : Pleading for his life after stealing
battle suits from the organization? |
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| EXTRA : He truly understood nothing. |
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EXTRA : Of course,
we did let the theft take place |
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EXTRA : in order to collect data from
the suits in the field. |
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| EXTRA : And the body? |
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| EXTRA : Leave it. |
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Hammerhead : Thanks for giving me
my thick skull... |
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| Hammerhead : Mommy. |
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| Hammerhead : I promise I'll get a job! |
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EXTRA : APPLICATION FOR HERO TEST
Our guest today is Mr. Majimeda, |
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EXTRA : APPLICATION FOR HERO TEST
an expert on the labor issues
confronting young people today. |
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| EXTRA : Thank you for having me. |
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EXTRA : As we saw with
the Paradiser incident recently, |
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EXTRA : there's an increase in young people
who lack all motivation to work. |
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| EXTRA : can you comment on this phenomenon? |
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EXTRA : -I'm not so different...
-Even in the case of the Paradisers, |
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Saitama : -I'm not so different...
-Even in the case of the Paradisers, |
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EXTRA : I think they've been influenced
by irresponsible lyrics |
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EXTRA : in popular songs like
"Don't Give Up on Your Dreams" |
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| EXTRA : and "Make Your Dreams Come True." |
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EXTRA : - ...from those unemployed guys.
- People who believe such hogwash |
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EXTRA : end up making excuses for themselves
and become discouraged. |
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Saitama : One wrong step
and I could've been one of them. |
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| Genos : Ready to go, Master? |
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| Saitama : Y-Yeah. |
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| EXTRA : HERO TEST LOCATION #6 |
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Hammerhead : NEXT EPISODE:
THE ULTIMATE MENTOR
Err... I'm the recently reformed
Hammerhead. |
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Hammerhead : NEXT EPISODE:
THE ULTIMATE MENTOR
Before I introduce next week's episode, |
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Hammerhead : NEXT EPISODE:
THE ULTIMATE MENTOR
I'd like to do a little PR for myself. |
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| Hammerhead : Oh? You won't allow that? |
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Hammerhead : Next time on One-Punch Man:
Episode 5, "The Ultimate Mentor." |
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Hammerhead : Yeah, if I'd had a mentor like him,
maybe my life would've been different. |
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One Punch Man - Episode 4
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