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 Hestia : No, it's nothing. |
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| Hestia : He's growing too fast. |
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Hestia : I know he had some kind of
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| Hestia : That's not enough to explain this. |
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| Hestia : It must be because... |
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Hestia : ...of this rare skill,
which I've never heard of before! |
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| Hestia : Realis Phrase! |
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| Hestia : In other words, Wallenwhatsit! |
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| Hestia : Skill effect: quick growth. |
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Hestia : As long as his feelings remain,
it'll stay in effect. |
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Hestia : And the stronger his feelings,
the more its effects grow. |
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| Hestia : Forget your dumb feelings! |
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| Hestia : Bell, you cheater! |
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| Hestia : You huge cheater! |
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Hestia : But is it okay to tell
Bell his real ability scores? |
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| Bell Cranel : I want to get stronger. |
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Hestia : The other gods might be watching,
so I can't tell him about his skill, either. |
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Hestia : Bell, can I just tell
you about your status today? |
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| Bell Cranel : Oh, sure. |
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| Hestia : I've decided. |
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| Hestia : I'm going to give him a push forward! |
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 EXTRA : Is It Wrong to Try to
Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? |
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EXTRA : Monsterphilia
Monster Festival |
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| Bell Cranel : M-My status has gone up that much? |
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| Hestia : Yes. |
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Hestia : You're growing at an
incredible rate right now. |
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| Hestia : It's like a growth spurt. |
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| Bell Cranel : Right. |
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| Hestia : This is just my personal opinion, |
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| Hestia : but I think you have talent. |
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| Hestia : You'll become strong, for sure. |
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| Hestia : And you want to become stronger yourself. |
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| Bell Cranel : Yes. |
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| Hestia : I respect your desire. |
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| Hestia : I'll support you and help you. |
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| Hestia : I'll lend you my powers. |
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Hestia : So promise me you
won't be so rash anymore. |
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| Hestia : Please. Don't leave me alone! |
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| Bell Cranel : Okay. |
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| Bell Cranel : I won't do anything rash. |
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| Bell Cranel : I'll do my best to get stronger, |
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| Bell Cranel : but I'll never leave you alone, Goddess. |
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| Bell Cranel : I won't make you worry! |
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Hestia : As long as I can hear
those words, I feel fine. |
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| Hestia : And so, Bell, |
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Hestia : I'll be gone for a few days,
starting tonight. |
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| Hestia : Is that all right? |
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| Bell Cranel : Huh? |
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| Bell Cranel : I'm sorry! |
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| Bell Cranel : I ran off earlier without paying. |
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| Bell Cranel : Here's the money. |
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 Mia Grand : I'm glad you came came all
the way here to pay your bill. |
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Mia Grand : Well, if you didn't come to me,
I was going to come to you. |
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| Bell Cranel : I'm really sorry! |
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 Syr Flover : Don't apologize anymore, Bell-san. |
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| Syr Flover : I'm happy you came back. |
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Syr Flover : You're going back to the
dungeon today, right? |
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| Syr Flover : Here, I made you a lunch. |
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| Bell Cranel : Oh, I couldn't... |
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| Syr Flover : Please take it. |
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| Syr Flover : Can you not? |
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| Bell Cranel : Thank you. I'll take it. |
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| Mia Grand : Make sure to thank Syr. |
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Mia Grand : The staff here is pretty rough,
and that includes me. |
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Mia Grand : We only forgave you
because she persuaded us. |
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| Bell Cranel : I see. |
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| Mia Grand : Kid, there's no point in an |
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Mia Grand : adventurer pretending
to be something he's not. |
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Mia Grand : When you're just starting out,
put all your energy into surviving. |
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Mia Grand : No matter how pathetic you feel,
or how people laugh at you, |
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| Mia Grand : if you come back alive, you win. |
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| Mia Grand : Now that you've made me tell you all this, |
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| Mia Grand : I'll never forgive you if you get killed. |
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| Mia Grand : Now get going! |
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| Mia Grand : We've got work and you're in the way! |
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| Bell Cranel : Okay! |
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| Bell Cranel : See you later! |
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| Syr Flover : Bye. |
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Bell Cranel : I said, "See you later,"
without thinking about it. |
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 Ganesha : Thank you for coming, everyone! |
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| Ganesha : I am Ganesha! |
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Ganesha : I'm so happy that so many of my
colleagues were able to be here tonight! |
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| EXTRA : Hey, how many centuries has it been? |
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| EXTRA : Four days, I think. |
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| EXTRA : That unfortunate-looking guy over there... |
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| EXTRA : Is that Takemikazuchi? |
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| EXTRA : Hermes is here, too. |
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| EXTRA : He's back from his journey? |
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| EXTRA : Hey! |
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| EXTRA : She's here! |
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| EXTRA : The goddess of beauty! |
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| EXTRA : Freya! |
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| EXTRA : She's so wonderful. |
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EXTRA : And this is what she looks
like on the surface, too. |
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 Freya : Good evening, Hestia. |
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| Hestia : Freya. |
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| Freya : Am I interrupting? |
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| Hestia : I just don't like dealing with you. |
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| Freya : I love that about you. |
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| Hestia : Well, I like you better than some... |
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 Loki : Hey, Freya! |
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| Loki : Shrimp! |
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| Freya : Oh, Loki. |
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| Hestia : What are you doing here? |
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Loki : What, am I not allowed to
come here without a reason? |
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| Hestia : Anyway, this is perfect timing. |
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| Hestia : Loki, I wanted to ask you something. |
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| Loki : You wanted to ask me something, shrimp? |
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Hestia : Your familia's sword princess,
Wallenwhatsit... is she seeing anybody? |
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| Loki : Idiot. |
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| Loki : Aiz is my favorite. |
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| Loki : If anybody went after her... |
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| Loki : I'd rip them apart. |
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| Freya : You two are such great friends. |
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| Hestia : We are not! |
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| Loki : We are not! |
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| Freya : Anyway, Loki, |
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Freya : it may be a little late for this
but you seem very different today. |
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| Freya : I haven't seen you in a dress in forever. |
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| Loki : I guess so. |
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Loki : I heard that a certain shrimp
was coming to the feast, |
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| Loki : so I decided to come laugh at the poor god |
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| Loki : who's can't even afford to buy a dress. |
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| Hestia : That's hilarious. |
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| Hestia : You came to laugh at me, |
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| Hestia : when everybody's going to be laughing at you? |
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| Hestia : What's with your utterly sad... |
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| Hestia : ...flat chest?! |
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| Hestia : Flat chest! |
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| Hestia : Flat chest! |
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| Hestia : Flat chest! |
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| Bell Cranel : Everyone's got great equipment... |
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| EXTRA : It's that time of year again, huh? |
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| EXTRA : Monsterphilia? |
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| EXTRA : A year goes by so fast. |
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| EXTRA : Go! Get her! Get her! |
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| EXTRA : Loli-big-boobs and Loki-no-boobs, huh? |
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| EXTRA : I've got 10,000 valis on Loli-big-boobs! |
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EXTRA : Ten elixirs on no-boobs causing
an "accident" at the last second! |
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| EXTRA : I'll bet all my star chips on me |
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| EXTRA : consoling Loki-tan after she loses! |
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| Loki : I'll let you off with that for today! |
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Hestia : Next time we meet,
don't let me see those tiny things! |
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| Loki : Shut up, damn you! |
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 Hephaestus : You guys were at it again? |
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| Hestia : Hephaestus! |
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| Hestia : I'm so glad I came! |
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| Hestia : I wanted to see you! |
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| Hephaestus : See me? |
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Hephaestus : Listen, I'm not lending
you even one more valis, okay? |
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| Hestia : How rude! |
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Hestia : Do I look like someone
who'd treat her friends |
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| Hestia : like walking piggy banks? |
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| Hephaestus : Whatever. |
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| Hephaestus : You freeloaded off my familia for forever, |
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| Hephaestus : and then when we kicked you out you came |
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Hephaestus : crying back and said you had
no money, no house, and no job! |
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| Hephaestus : So of course I'm going to think that! |
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| Hestia : Y-Yeah, that's how things used to be, sure. |
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| Hestia : But things are different now! |
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| Hestia : I have a familia now, too! |
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| Hephaestus : That's right. |
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| Hephaestus : Bell, was it? |
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| Hephaestus : The human with the white hair and red eyes. |
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Hephaestus : Well, a lot of gods change
once they have a familia, but... |
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| Freya : Hephaestus, Hestia... |
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| Freya : I'll be leaving. |
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| Hephaestus : Really? |
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| Freya : Yes. |
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Freya : There was something I
wanted to check up on... |
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| Freya : But that's done. |
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Freya : And I've already had all the fun
I wanted with all the men here. |
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| Freya : Bye. |
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| Hestia : Wow. |
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| Hephaestus : So, why did you want to see me? |
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Hephaestus : Depending on what it is, I may
decide to never speak to you again. |
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| Hestia : I-I know. |
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| Hestia : Actually... |
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| Hestia : I want you to make a weapon for Bell! |
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 Miach : Oh, it's you, Bell. |
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| Bell Cranel : Lord Miach! |
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Bell Cranel : Sorry... I know I'm not
going to be buying anything. |
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| Miach : There's nothing to apologize for. |
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Bell Cranel : You didn't go to the
Banquet of the Gods, Lord Miach? |
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| Miach : Yeah. |
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| Miach : I was invited, |
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Miach : but since my familia is so small,
I've been busy preparing my goods. |
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| Miach : Bell, I'll give you these. |
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| Bell Cranel : I couldn't. |
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Miach : Don't worry. I'm just
brown-nosing a good neighbor. |
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Miach : It's my way of asking you to
keep patronizing my familia. |
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| Bell Cranel : T-Thank you. |
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| Miach : Bye. |
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| Hephaestus : How long are you going to keep doing that? |
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| Hephaestus : I'm actually pretty busy. |
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| Hephaestus : You're distracting me. |
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| Hephaestus : Do you understand? |
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| Hephaestus : You're kidding me. |
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| Hephaestus : I'm not trying to brag here, |
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Hephaestus : but you know how much our
made-to-order equipment costs, right? |
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| Hestia : I know it's expensive, but... |
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| Hephaestus : Then save up the money. |
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| Hephaestus : We can talk then. |
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| Hestia : It has to be now. |
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| Hestia : Please, Hephaestus! |
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| Hestia : I'm begging you! |
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Hephaestus : What exactly are you
supposed to be doing, anyway? |
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| Hestia : Prostrating myself. |
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| Hestia : Takemikazuchi told me about it. |
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Hestia : It's the ultimate technique
for apologizing and begging. |
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| Hephaestus : He needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. |
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| Hephaestus : Hestia. |
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| Hephaestus : Tell me why you're willing to go this far. |
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| Hestia : I want to help Bell! |
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| Hestia : He's trying to change! |
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Hestia : He's found a goal, and now he's
trying to follow a long, harsh path. |
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| Hestia : It's a dangerous path. |
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| Hestia : So I want the power to help him! |
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| Hestia : A weapon to cut open the way for him! |
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Hestia : He's always been there for me,
and I can't do anything for him. |
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Hestia : He gives me everything,
and I do nothing for him. |
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Hestia : I'm his god, but I can't do any
of the things a god should do. |
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| Hestia : I hate not being able to do anything! |
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| Hephaestus : Trying to change, huh? |
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| Hephaestus : Fine. |
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| Hephaestus : I'll make your weapon. |
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| Hephaestus : For your child's sake. |
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| Hestia : Thank you, Hephaestus! |
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| Hephaestus : Just so we're clear, you're paying. |
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| Hephaestus : Even if it takes decades, or centuries. |
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| Hestia : Yeah! I know! |
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| Hephaestus : What kind of weapon does your child use? |
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| Hestia : He uses a knife. |
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Hestia : Hephaestus, are you going
to make it yourself? |
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| Hephaestus : Of course. |
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Hephaestus : I can't get my familia involved in
a private matter between you and I. |
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Hestia : Wow! Even in heaven,
you're known as the Divine Smith! |
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Hestia : And you're going to make
it for me personally! |
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| Hephaestus : Did you forget? |
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| Hephaestus : This isn't heaven. |
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| Hephaestus : We can't use any of my divine powers. |
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| Hestia : I don't care. |
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Hestia : The thing that makes me happiest is
that you're the one who's making it. |
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| Hephaestus : You help me, too! |
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| Hephaestus : You're going to be my assistant. |
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| Hestia : Sure, leave it to me. |
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Hephaestus : A first-rate weapon for a
new adventurer, |
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| Hephaestus : with only two weeks' experience... |
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| Hephaestus : Now then, what to do? |
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| Bell Cranel : She said she'd be gone for two or three days. |
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| Bell Cranel : Maybe she won't come home today... |
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 Anya Flomer : Hey! |
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| Anya Flomer : Wait up, white-hair! |
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| Anya Flomer : I have a request! |
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| Anya Flomer : Oh, good morning. |
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| Bell Cranel : G-Good morning. |
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Anya Flomer : So what I want is for you to
give this wallet to that airhead Syr. |
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| Bell Cranel : Um... |
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| Bell Cranel : I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand, still. |
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 Ryu Lion : Anya. |
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| Ryu Lion : That's not a good enough explanation. |
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| Ryu Lion : Mister Cranel is confused. |
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| Anya Flomer : You're so dumb, Ryuu. |
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Anya Flomer : He can understand that I want
him to take Syr her wallet, |
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| Anya Flomer : which she forgot when she skipped out on |
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| Anya Flomer : her shift and went to Monsterphilia. |
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| Ryu Lion : That's the situation. |
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| Bell Cranel : I see. |
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Ryu Lion : Syr, of course, did not
skip out on her shift. |
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| Ryu Lion : She took a vacation day for the festival. |
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| Ryu Lion : She's probably in trouble without her wallet. |
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| Ryu Lion : Please help, Mister Cranel. |
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| Anya Flomer : Please! |
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| Bell Cranel : Alright. |
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| Bell Cranel : Leave it to me. |
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| Bell Cranel : So um... |
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| Bell Cranel : What's Monsterphilia? |
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Anya Flomer : Monsterphilia is a huge festival held
once a year by the Ganesha familia! |
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| Ryu Lion : They take over the coliseum for a full day, |
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| Ryu Lion : and tame monsters brought from |
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| Ryu Lion : the dungeon in front of the whole crowd. |
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Anya Flomer : It's a really hardcore spectacle,
more or less. |
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| Loki : What are you planning now? |
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Loki : Did you take a liking to
some familia's child again, |
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| Loki : and decide to go after them? |
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| Loki : Jeez... |
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Loki : All you're doing it sowing
the seeds of conflict, |
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| Loki : you sex-obsessed goddess. |
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| Hephaestus : It's done. |
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| Hestia : Hooray! Hooray! |
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| Hestia : Thank you, Hephaestus! |
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| Hestia : Can I go give it to Bell? |
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| Hephaestus : That's fine, |
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| Hephaestus : but don't forget about the loan. |
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| Hestia : Yeah! |
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| Loki : So which child is it you're after? |
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Freya : A child who's so terribly forlorn,
he'd cry at the slightest provocation. |
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| Freya : But he was so pretty. |
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| Freya : Ethereal, almost. |
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| Freya : A color I'd never seen before... |
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| Freya : It was truly a coincidence that I saw him. |
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Freya : He just happened to
wander into my field of vision. |
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| Loki : What's wrong? |
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| Freya : Sorry. |
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| Freya : I have somewhere to be. |
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| Loki : You can't just— |
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| Freya : Let's meet again later. |
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| Loki : What's her problem? |
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| Loki : Wait, she left me with the bill, too? |
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| Loki : What's wrong, Aiz? |
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 Ais Wallenstein : Nothing. |
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| Bell Cranel : Wow. |
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| Bell Cranel : It's just like they said! |
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| Bell Cranel : It looks like it'll be hard to find Syr... |
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| Hestia : Bell! |
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| Bell Cranel : Goddess! |
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| Bell Cranel : What are you doing here? |
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| Hestia : I missed you, I guess! |
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| Bell Cranel : I missed you, too. |
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| Hestia : Splendid! |
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Hestia : I knew it! You and I
share an incredible bond! |
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| Bell Cranel : Um, Goddess... What...? |
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| Hestia : Let's go on a date, Bell! |
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| Bell Cranel : Wait, Goddess! |
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| Bell Cranel : I've been asked to find someone! |
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| Hestia : Oh, yeah? |
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Hestia : Then let's look for them
while we go on our date! |
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| Hestia : Two birds with one stone! |
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| Bell Cranel : No, I can't... |
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| Hestia : Mister, give us two crepes! |
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| EXTRA : Sure thing! |
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| Bell Cranel : Goddess... |
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| Hestia : Say, "Ahh," Bell! |
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| Bell Cranel : Goddess, I can't— |
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| Hestia : What? |
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| Hestia : You don't want to take a bite after me? |
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| Bell Cranel : It's not that! |
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| Bell Cranel : I can't take your food from you, Goddess. |
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| Bell Cranel : Eat mine instead! |
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| Hestia : You decided to run away, huh? |
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| Hestia : Well, that's okay. |
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| Hestia : I'd like you to wipe that off. |
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| Bell Cranel : Okay. |
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| Freya : You're perfect. |
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| Freya : It's no good... |
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Freya : I planned to simply watch
his growth for a while, but... |
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| Hestia : So it's a girl you're looking for, huh? |
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Hestia : I can't take my eyes off
you for a second, Bell. |
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| Bell Cranel : What does that mean? |
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| Hestia : Who knows? |
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| Bell Cranel : Goddess? |
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| EXTRA : A monster! |
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| Hestia : A monster? |
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| Freya : Chase after little me! |
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| Hestia : B-B-Bell, is it looking at me? |
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| Bell Cranel : Goddess, why is that monster chasing you? |
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| Bell Cranel : Do you know him? |
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| Hestia : I've never met him before! |
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| Bell Cranel : This is... Daedalus Street? |
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| Bell Cranel : We have to go! |
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| Hestia : Bell! |
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| Bell Cranel : Goddess! |
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| Bell Cranel : I'm scared. |
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| Bell Cranel : I'm scared, but... |
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| Bell Cranel : I'm a man! |
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| Bell Cranel : Go! |
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| Bell Cranel : Go! |
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| Bell Cranel : Don't run and leave that girl behind! |
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| Hestia : Bell! |
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| Bell Cranel : Goddess! |
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| Bell Cranel : It's no good. |
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| Bell Cranel : I'm not strong enough to protect her! |
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| Bell Cranel : At this rate it'll catch up to us! |
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| Bell Cranel : What do I do? |
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| Bell Cranel : What do I do? |
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| Hestia : Bell? |
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| Bell Cranel : I'm sorry, Goddess. |
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| Bell Cranel : I'll buy you some time. |
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| Bell Cranel : You should run away. |
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| Hestia : What are you saying? |
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| Hestia : Open this door, now! |
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| Bell Cranel : Goddess... |
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| Bell Cranel : I don't want to lose any more family. |
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| Hestia : Bell! |
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| Hestia : Bell! |
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| Hestia : Bell! |
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EXTRA : Hestia Knife
The Blade of a God |
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| EXTRA : Next time: "Hestia Knife." |
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Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? - Episode 2
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