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Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku o! - Episode 1


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Kazuma Satou : There we go... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I normally shut myself in at home, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : but unusually for me,
today I made up my mind to go out.
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Kazuma Satou : All to get my hands on
the first-run limited edition
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Kazuma Satou : of a popular online game
that goes on sale today.
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Kazuma Satou : A five-hour round trip!
I'm glad I was able to buy it.
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Kazuma Satou : In-store exclusives, official or not,
really are playing dirty.
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Kazuma Satou : This sunlight is my worst enemy
after three straight all-nighters.
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Kazuma Satou : Time to get home and play the hell out of this. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : A girl from my high school? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Look out! That truck's going to— Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Why would I choose now, of all times, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : to do something so out of character? Line ID
Aqua : Satou Kazuma-san. Line ID
Aqua : Welcome to the afterlife. Line ID
Aqua : Unfortunately, you passed away moments ago. Line ID
Aqua : Your life was a short one, Line ID
Aqua : but you are, in fact, dead. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Just one question... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : What about the girl I
pushed out of harm's way?
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Aqua : She's alive. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Thank goodness. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : That means my death wasn't in vain. Line ID
Aqua : Actually, she wouldn't have gotten hurt, Line ID
Aqua : even if you hadn't pushed her out of the way. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Huh? Line ID
Aqua : That tractor was going to stop before it hit her. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Huh? Wait a second. Line ID
Aqua : What is it? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : "Tractor"? Line ID
Aqua : Yes, it was a tractor. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Huh? Then what happened? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Did I die by getting plowed over by a tractor? Line ID
Aqua : No, you died of shock. Line ID
Aqua : You mistakenly thought a truck ran over you. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I died of shock?! Line ID
Aqua : I've been doing this for a long time, Line ID
Aqua : but you're the first human to
ever die in such a bizarre way.
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Kazuma Satou : I've never even met this girl
before. What's her deal?
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Aqua : You were so terrified that you'd
be run over, you wet yourself.
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Aqua : You passed out and were
taken to a nearby hospital,
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Aqua : and the doctors and nurses laughed
at you as you had a heart attack—
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Kazuma Satou : Stop! I don't wanna hear it! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I don't wanna hear it! I don't wanna hear it! Line ID
Aqua : Your family just rushed to the hospital, Line ID
Aqua : and now even they're laughing
out loud at the cause of death.
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Kazuma Satou : Stop! Stop! Line ID
Aqua : Well... Line ID
Aqua : I've vented enough stress for now. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Damn her! Line ID
Aqua : My name is Aqua. Line ID
Aqua : I'm a goddess who guides humans
who die young to the afterlife.
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Aqua : You have two choices. Line ID
Aqua : You can start from square one with a new life, Line ID
Aqua : or you can go to Heaven and
carry on like an old man.
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Aqua : To tell you the truth, Line ID
Aqua : Heaven isn't the dreamy place
you all imagine it to be.
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Kazuma Satou : Huh? Line ID
Aqua : Not only is there no TV, there are
no manga or games, either.
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Aqua : You don't even have a physical body, Line ID
Aqua : so you can't do anything sexual, either. Line ID
Aqua : There's nothing to do there but
bask in the sun for all eternity.
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Kazuma Satou : What? Line ID
Aqua : Yeah, you don't want to go to a
boring place like Heaven, do you?
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Kazuma Satou : Uh, right... Line ID
Aqua : On the other hand, starting over
from square one isn't so fun, either.
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Aqua : On that note, I've got a great offer for you. Line ID
Aqua : You like games, don't you? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Huh? Line ID
Aqua : That world, which has long enjoyed peace, Line ID
Aqua : is being threatened by the Devil King's army! Line ID
Aqua : The livelihoods its citizens have worked
for are being trampled by monsters.
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Aqua : Everyone lives in fear of the Devil King's
army's merciless pillage and slaughter!
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Aqua : ...slaughter! Line ID
Aqua : Since that's the sort of world it is,
everyone refuses to be reborn,
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Aqua : so the population is declining. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I see... Line ID
Aqua : So we decided, "Why not send people who've Line ID
Aqua : died in other worlds there with their
bodies and memories intact?"
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Kazuma Satou : What's the point in sending me there
if I'm just going to be killed?
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Aqua : That's why I'm doing you a big favor. Line ID
Aqua : I'm granting you the right to bring any
one thing of your choosing with you.
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Aqua : It could be a powerful weapon,
or a tremendous talent.
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Aqua : You'll be able to redo your life
with all of your original memories.
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Aqua : To top it off, you can bring
one thing of your choosing!
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Aqua : And the people of the parallel world Line ID
Aqua : will earn someone battle-ready to help them. Line ID
Aqua : Not a bad deal, don't you think? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Um, I want to ask something. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Will I be able to speak this
other world's language?
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Aqua : That won't be an issue. Line ID
EXTRA : Parallel World Reincarnation Guide and Contract
The First Ever Parallel World Guide! (For Shut-ins)
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Aqua : With the kind support of us gods, Line ID
Aqua : we'll overload your brain so you'll
be able to learn it instantly.
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EXTRA : Caution!
Because the process of installing the ability to speak the parallel world's language into the one
who wishes to be reincarnated there (henceforth referred to as "Reincarnated") requires
instantaneous overloading of the hippocampus and cerebral cortex (henceforth referred to as
"Brain"), Reincarnated's Brain may, in rare cases, lose certain faculties (go "p**f"). Should
this occur, according to Article 1296 Clauses 2 and 5 and Article 2051
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Aqua : As a side effect, Line ID
Aqua : you might just go "poof"
if you're unlucky, though.
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Aqua : So all that leaves you to do is to choose
a powerful ability or piece of equipment.
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Kazuma Satou : I just heard you mention
something really serious.
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Kazuma Satou : What do you mean, "poof"? Line ID
Aqua : I never said that. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Yes, you did. Line ID
Aqua : Now, choose! Line ID
Aqua : I'll grant you one power
that is second to none!
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Kazuma Satou : This is my gamer's intuition talking, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : but all of the abilities and equipment
here are totally broken!
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Kazuma Satou : If I'm going to a world where magic exists,
I absolutely have to try it out!
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Aqua : Hey, hurry it up. Line ID
Aqua : No matter what you pick, it's all the same. Line ID
Aqua : Nobody's expecting much from
a shut-in game otaku anyway.
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Kazuma Satou : I-I'm not an otaku! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : And I died after leaving my house,
so I'm not a shut-in, either!
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Aqua : None of that matters. Just hurry it up. Line ID
Aqua : I've still got lots more deceased
humans to guide, you know.
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Kazuma Satou : Damn her! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Getting all cocky just because
she's a little bit cute...
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Kazuma Satou : "Hurry up and decide," huh? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I'll do just that, then. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Pick one thing to bring to
this parallel world, right?
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Aqua : That's right. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Okay, I pick you. Line ID
Aqua : All right, stand there and
don't leave the magic circle—
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Aqua : What did you just say? Line ID
EXTRA : We have heard your request. Line ID
EXTRA : I shall take over your job
from here on out, Aqua-sama.
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Aqua : Huh? Line ID
EXTRA : Satou Kazuma-san's wish complies with
the regulations and has been accepted.
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Aqua : Hey, what is all this? Wh-What?
You've got to be kidding.
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Aqua : No, no, no! Come on, um... Line ID
Aqua : This is not right! Taking a goddess
with you is against the rules!
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Aqua : It must be illegal! This has to be illegal! Line ID
Aqua : Wait! Wait! Line ID
EXTRA : Please have a safe trip, Aqua-sama. Line ID
EXTRA : Should you successfully defeat the Devil King, Line ID
EXTRA : I will send someone to pick you up. Line ID
Aqua : I may have the ability to
heal since I'm a goddess,
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Aqua : but I have no fighting ability to speak of! Line ID
Aqua : There's no way I can beat the Devil King! Line ID
Aqua : Hey, wait! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : How does it feel to get dragged away with
the guy you treated like a total idiot?
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Kazuma Satou : You've been designated as the one
thing I'll be bringing along,
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Kazuma Satou : so if you're a goddess,
use your godly powers
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Kazuma Satou : or whatever to make my
life as easy as possible!
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Aqua : No! Line ID
Aqua : I don't want to go to a parallel
world with a man like this!
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EXTRA : Brave hero, I pray that of the
great many prospective heroes,
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EXTRA : you will be the one to defeat the Devil King. Line ID
EXTRA : If you do so, we shall grant any wish Line ID
EXTRA : you desire as a gift from the gods. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Whoa, for real?! Line ID
Aqua : That's my line! Line ID
Aqua : Now, go forth on your journey! Line ID
Aqua : No! Line ID
EXTRA : The Town of Beginning Adventurers Line ID
EXTRA : The Town of Beginning Adventurers Line ID
EXTRA : Axel Line ID
EXTRA : The Town of Beginning Adventurers Line ID
EXTRA : Axel Line ID
Kazuma Satou : It's a parallel world. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Hey, this really is a parallel world! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : W-Wait, I'm really going to be using magic Line ID
Kazuma Satou : and going on adventures
in this world from now on?
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Kazuma Satou : Goodbye, shut-in life! Hello, new world! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I can really start anew in this world! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Hey, shut up. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : What am I going to do if everyone
thinks I'm friends with a crazy woman?
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Kazuma Satou : More importantly, isn't there something you're
supposed to give me at a time like this?
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Kazuma Satou : Look at what I'm wearing. I'm in a tracksuit. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Here I am in a fantasy world,
and all I have is a single tracksuit.
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Kazuma Satou : Isn't there a bare minimum of
starter equipment I should—
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Kazuma Satou : Wh-What the heck?! Stop! Stop it! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I get it, okay?! I'm sorry! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : If you hate it that much,
then you can go home.
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Kazuma Satou : I'll work out the rest on my own. Line ID
Aqua : What are you talking about?! Line ID
Aqua : I'm in trouble because I can't go back! Line ID
Aqua : What do I do? Huh? What am I gonna do? Line ID
Aqua : What am I supposed to do from now on?! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Hey, calm down, Goddess. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Times like these call for guilds. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Going to places like that to gather
intel is what you do in RPGs.
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Aqua : Huh? You're supposed to be
some game otaku shut-in.
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Aqua : Why are you so reliable? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : All right! Let's go, Goddess. Line ID
Aqua : Hey, wait. Line ID
Aqua : You can call me "Goddess" if you like, Line ID
Aqua : but when you can, call me "Aqua,"
so we don't cause a commotion.
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Kazuma Satou : I get it. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : If you're a goddess, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : wouldn't you know where we can
find an adventurer's guild?
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Aqua : I'm a goddess. Line ID
Aqua : There's no way I'd know about
every little lowly place like that.
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Kazuma Satou : This girl's useless... Line ID
EXTRA : Thanks for your business. Line ID
EXTRA : Thank you. Up we go... Line ID
EXTRA : Adventurer's Guild Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Looks like this is the place. Line ID
Aqua : Scary! Line ID
EXTRA : Welcome! If you're here to eat,
please take any open seat.
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EXTRA : If you need job guidance,
head to the counter inside.
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Kazuma Satou : Thank you. Line ID
Mono Arakure : Hey! Line ID
Mono Arakure : Haven't seen you around here before. Line ID
Mono Arakure : And what's with the weird clothes? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Oh, we've actually come a long way,
and we just got into town.
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Kazuma Satou : I want to become an adventurer
to fight the Devil King's army, too.
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Mono Arakure : Is that right, you reckless punk? Line ID
Mono Arakure : Welcome to the gates of Hell! Line ID
Mono Arakure : If you're lookin' for the guild
admission desk, it's over there.
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Aqua : Hey. Line ID
Aqua : How can you make up a story
like that on the spot?
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Kazuma Satou : Listen, Aqua. Line ID
Aqua : Okay. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Today we'll register with a guild
and find a place to stay the night.
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Aqua : G-Got it. I don't know anything about games, Line ID
Aqua : but I guess that's how it works
in worlds like this, right?
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Kazuma Satou : Exactly. All right, let's go. Line ID
Aqua : Oh, wait. Line ID
Aqua : You seem like such a capable guy. Line ID
Aqua : Why were you a shut-in otaku with
no friends or girlfriend before?
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Aqua : Why did you seclude yourself every day
and act like such a shut-in NEET?
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Kazuma Satou : Stop calling me a shut-in NEET, you bitch. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Don't lump "shut-in" and "NEET" together. Line ID
Luna : Hello. What can I do for you today? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Um, we'd like to become adventurers. Line ID
Luna : I see. Line ID
Luna : In that case, you'll first need
to pay the registration fee.
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Kazuma Satou : Sure, sure... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Huh? Registration fee? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Do you have any money? Line ID
Aqua : You dragged me here without any warning. Line ID
Aqua : Of course I don't. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : This girl's useless... Line ID
EXTRA : Are you ready to order? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Um, I'm still thinking about it... Line ID
EXTRA : Please take your time. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Hey, what should we do? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : We've already hit a roadblock. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Normally we'd get a minimal
amount of equipment
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Kazuma Satou : and enough to cover basic
living expenses, at least.
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Kazuma Satou : This is totally inhospitable. Line ID
Aqua : There goes your reliability, just like that. Line ID
Aqua : Well, I guess it was inevitable.
You are a shut-in NEET.
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Kazuma Satou : Don't call me a shut-in NEET. Line ID
Aqua : Fine. I guess it's my turn now. Line ID
Aqua : Let me show you what a goddess can do! Line ID
Aqua : You there, priest! State your denomination! Line ID
Aqua : I'm Aqua. Line ID
Aqua : Yes, the object of worship for the
Religious Order of Axis: the goddess Aqua!
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Aqua : If thou art one of my followers... Line ID
Aqua : It'd be a huge help if you
could lend me some money!
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EXTRA : I'm in the Eris Sect, actually... Line ID
Aqua : Oh, you are? I'm sorry. Line ID
EXTRA : Oh, young lady, are you with the Axis Sect? Line ID
EXTRA : The relationship of the goddesses Aqua and
Eris is that of superior and subordinate.
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EXTRA : This must be fate. I saw earlier that
you couldn't cover the fee, correct?
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EXTRA : Here. Please consider this
Eris-sama's divine blessing.
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EXTRA : Still, no matter how devout a believer you
are, you mustn't call yourself a goddess.
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Aqua : Uh, yes. I'm sorry. Line ID
Aqua : Thank you very much... Line ID
Aqua : He didn't even believe that I'm a goddess. Line ID
Aqua : By the way, Eris is a goddess ranked beneath me. Line ID
Aqua : A believer in my subordinate took pity on me Line ID
Aqua : and lent me money... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Y-Yeah... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Um, we've brought the registration fee. Line ID
Luna : S-Sure... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Something told me she didn't want
to make eye contact with us.
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Luna : Allow me to formally explain. Line ID
Luna : Adventurers each have their own occupations. Line ID
Luna : This is your registration card. Line ID
Luna : It keeps track of how many
monsters you've vanquished.
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Luna : As your level increases, you'll earn
points that you can use to learn skills,
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Luna : so please work hard to raise your level. Line ID
Luna : Now, both of you, please hold
your hands over this crystal.
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Kazuma Satou : Like this? Line ID
Luna : With this, you will each
learn your current status,
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Luna : so please choose your desired
occupation based on your stats.
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Kazuma Satou : Here it comes! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Now my tremendous latent
abilities will be made apparent,
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Kazuma Satou : and there'll be an uproar
throughout the guild!
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Luna : Yes, thank you very much. Line ID
Luna : Satou Kazuma-san, is it? Let me see... Line ID
Luna : Average across the board. Line ID
Luna : With the exception of
decently high intelligence...
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Luna : Oh? Your luck is extraordinarily high. Line ID
Luna : Of course, luck isn't a very
essential stat for an adventurer...
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Luna : With this much luck, Line ID
Luna : I'd recommend becoming a
merchant or something similar...
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, she's disapproving of my adventurer's
lifestyle right off the bat.
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Kazuma Satou : What's going on? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : U-Um, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : make my primary job "adventurer," please. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : W-Well, you can always
change jobs when you level up!
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Kazuma Satou : Y-You're right! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : The weakest job, huh? Line ID
Luna : Aside from your intelligence
being below average,
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Luna : and your luck being the
lowest possible level,
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Luna : all of your stats are
drastically above average!
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Aqua : What? Does that mean I'm really amazing? Line ID
Aqua : A-Amazing is an understatement! Line ID
Luna : The mage class, which requires
intelligence, is out of the question,
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Luna : but other than that,
you can be anything you want!
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Luna : A crusader, sword master, arch priest... Line ID
Luna : Nearly any advanced class right from the start! Line ID
Aqua : I see. It's a shame there's
no "goddess" occupation,
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Aqua : but in my case, maybe I'll be an
arch priest who heals her allies.
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Luna : An arch priest! Line ID
Luna : An almighty class that commands
all recovery and support magic,
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Luna : and that boasts enough strength
to stand at the front line!
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Luna : Without further ado, welcome to
our adventurer's guild, Aqua-sama.
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Luna : All of our staff will be looking
forward to your future exploits.
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EXTRA : Starting off as an arch priest is incredible! Line ID
Mono Arakure : Someone like you might actually be able
to beat the Devil King, you reckless girl!
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Kazuma Satou : No event like this is going to happen for me? Line ID
Aqua : It's the adventurer's life for
us starting today, Kazuma!
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Kazuma Satou : I thought you absolutely hated all this. Line ID
Aqua : Did I? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Well, anyway, everything thus far has
been basically character creation.
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Kazuma Satou : Now our adventure is finally about to begin! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Wait, this isn't right! Line ID
Aqua : What isn't? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : No, wait a second! Line ID
Aqua : What's wrong? Did you forget to
use the bathroom before bed?
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Aqua : It's dark. Want me to go with you? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : No need! It's not that! Line ID
EXTRA : Keep it down! Line ID
Aqua : W-We're sorry! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : W-We're sorry! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : We didn't come here to be laborers. Line ID
Aqua : Oh, that's right! Line ID
Aqua : I need you to defeat the Devil King,
or I'll never be able to go home!
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Kazuma Satou : Her intelligence stat was
lower than a human's.
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Kazuma Satou : All of the monsters near town have
been long since exterminated.
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Kazuma Satou : With no monsters, there's no need
for anyone to give us any fetch quests.
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Kazuma Satou : I didn't want to learn something so realistic... Line ID
EXTRA : Thanks for your business! Line ID
Aqua : What? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : It's nothing. Line ID
Aqua : Say... Line ID
Aqua : I was just thinking. Line ID
Aqua : Let's go away from here and do a kill quest. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : We're level one. We don't even
have full sets of equipment.
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Aqua : It'll be fine. As long as you have
me around, it'll be over in a flash!
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Aqua : You can count on it! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I feel very uneasy about this. Line ID
Aqua : Who do you think I am? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : That's right. You are a goddess, after all. Line ID
Aqua : Yeah! Leave it to me. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : And so our adventure began, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : for real this... time. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Mom, I've come to a parallel world.
I feel refreshed, as if I've been reborn.
I've found a home and a job, and I'm full of energy.
And best of all, a goddess has come along with me.
So please don't worry about me.
I'll be all right... I'll be all right... Probably...
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