 Luna : Destroyer alert! Destroyer alert! |
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Luna : All citizens, evacuate at once! |
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Luna : All adventurers, equip yourselves and
report to the adventurer's guild! |
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 Aqua : Kazuma! |
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Aqua : We're running away! We're running far away! |
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 Kazuma Satou : Huh? |
(0:00:15.47) |
 Megumin : The mobile fortress, Destroyer... |
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Megumin : Fighting that thing is reckless, at best. |
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Aqua : Yeah, yeah. |
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Kazuma Satou : I keep asking, what's a Destroyer?! |
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 Lalatina Dustiness Ford : An ancient weapon that went on a rampage. |
(0:00:25.32) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : They say that where it passes through,
not even grass remains. |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, everyone. We're going to the guild. |
(0:00:34.26) |
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Aqua : Why? |
(0:00:36.18) |
Kazuma Satou : Like hell we're gonna let
the house we finally earned, |
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Kazuma Satou : after so much work, be destroyed that easily! |
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Luna : All of you are this city's last bastion of hope. |
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Luna : We humbly request your assistance. |
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 EXTRA : At present, the mobile fortress, Destroyer, |
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EXTRA : is on a direct path our way,
invading from the northwest. |
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EXTRA : One hour remains until its arrival. |
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EXTRA : Um... |
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EXTRA : The Destroyer was created by an
ancient magical kingdom, correct? |
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 Wiz : Did the people who created it
prepare any countermeasures? |
(0:01:29.52) |
Luna : They were the first to perish
in the Destroyer's rampage. |
(0:01:34.34) |
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Kazuma Satou : This is an impossible game. |
(0:01:38.13) |
Kazuma Satou : Such a strong foe isn't supposed to
come to a city of novice adventurers! |
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EXTRA : If only Mitsurugi-san were here right now... |
(0:01:42.62) |
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EXTRA : I wonder where he went. |
(0:01:45.19) |
 Chris : You should all run away immediately. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : No, they can't. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : The townspeople will all lose their homes. |
(0:01:52.73) |
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Chris : You're as stubborn as ever, Darkness. |
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Chris : Hey, you. |
(0:01:59.06) |
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Chris : Got any bright ideas? |
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Kazuma Satou : That's asking a lot... |
(0:02:02.68) |
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Kazuma Satou : Aqua, couldn't you break its barrier? |
(0:02:06.98) |
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Aqua : I have no way to know unless I try. |
(0:02:12.41) |
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Luna : You can break the Destroyer's barrier?! |
(0:02:14.40) |
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Kazuma Satou : N-No, I just thought maybe— |
(0:02:17.52) |
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Luna : Even so, couldn't you at least try it? |
(0:02:19.96) |
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Kazuma Satou : S-Sure... |
(0:02:22.42) |
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Luna : Aside from that, |
(0:02:24.20) |
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Luna : we'll need some heavy-hitting magic... |
(0:02:25.63) |
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EXTRA : We have that. |
(0:02:28.76) |
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EXTRA : If we need firepower, we have her, don't we? |
(0:02:30.61) |
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EXTRA : The crazy one. |
(0:02:32.75) |
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EXTRA : Thats's right. The crazy one! |
(0:02:35.00) |
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EXTRA : We do have the crazy girl! |
(0:02:37.66) |
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EXTRA : Stare... |
(0:02:42.64) |
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Megumin : Hey, wait! |
(0:02:44.62) |
Megumin : If you're talking about me,
don't call me by that nickname! |
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Megumin : Otherwise, I'll prove just how crazy I am |
(0:02:50.11) |
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Megumin : right here and now! |
(0:02:53.16) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Your explosion magic is the
greatest firepower this city has. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What do you say, Megumin? |
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Megumin : I don't think even my explosion magic
can take it down in a single blow. |
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Wiz : I'm sorry I'm late! |
(0:03:10.75) |
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Wiz : I'm the proprietor of Wiz's Magical Tool Shop. |
(0:03:13.76) |
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Wiz : I'm a qualified adventurer, so I've come to help... |
(0:03:16.26) |
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EXTRA : It's the shopkeeper! |
(0:03:20.52) |
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EXTRA : The destitute shopkeeper is here! |
(0:03:21.98) |
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EXTRA : We can win this! We can win this now! |
(0:03:23.51) |
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Kazuma Satou : Huh? Huh? |
(0:03:26.98) |
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Kazuma Satou : Why is she so famous? |
(0:03:28.41) |
Kazuma Satou : And don't call her a "destitute
shopkeeper." I feel bad for her. |
(0:03:30.95) |
 Dust : Don't you know? |
(0:03:34.40) |
Dust : She made a name for herself as a
master arch wizard once upon a time. |
(0:03:36.43) |
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Kazuma Satou : Her true identity is an undead lich, though... |
(0:03:40.70) |
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Luna : All right, everyone. |
(0:03:43.77) |
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Luna : The emergency quest will now begin! |
(0:03:45.24) |
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EXTRA : Emergency Quest |
(0:03:48.54) |
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EXTRA : Protect the City from the Mobile Fortress, Destroyer!! |
(0:03:48.58) |
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EXTRA : Hurry! The big one's gonna be here any second! |
(0:03:53.75) |
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EXTRA : Right! |
(0:03:56.27) |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, Darkness. I know how stubborn you are, |
(0:04:06.13) |
Kazuma Satou : but set aside your hopeless fetishes for now
and join me at the edge of the road— |
(0:04:09.46) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Given my usual behavior, it can't be
helped that you would think that way, |
(0:04:13.75) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : but do you really think I'm a woman of
such rigid adherence to my own desires? |
(0:04:19.19) |
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Kazuma Satou : Sure. It's obvious you are. |
(0:04:23.93) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wha— |
(0:04:25.37) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A-Ahem. |
(0:04:27.93) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I must protect the inhabitants of this land. |
(0:04:29.46) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm sure the residents of this
city won't pay me any mind, |
(0:04:33.28) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : but that, at the very least, is how I feel. |
(0:04:36.17) |
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Kazuma Satou : Do you have some reason for that? |
(0:04:39.00) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : My real name is Dustiness Ford Lalatina. |
(0:04:45.11) |
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Kazuma Satou : Lala— What was that? |
(0:04:49.01) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm the daughter of the Dustiness
family, which governs this area. |
(0:04:51.78) |
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Kazuma Satou : So you're a rich girl?! |
(0:04:55.22) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Don't tell the others. |
(0:04:57.45) |
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Kazuma Satou : Oh, uh, sure... |
(0:04:58.99) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I am a knight. |
(0:05:01.60) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Protecting the livelihoods of my countrymen
is both my duty and my honor. |
(0:05:04.10) |
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Kazuma Satou : Okay... |
(0:05:09.58) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Do you dislike selfish, stubborn allies? |
(0:05:11.43) |
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Kazuma Satou : A certain arch priest's selfish whims |
(0:05:15.77) |
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Kazuma Satou : annoy me and make me want to slap her. |
(0:05:18.02) |
Kazuma Satou : But I don't mind when
someone like you is selfish. |
(0:05:21.58) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I see. |
(0:05:26.86) |
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Kazuma Satou : Lalatina. |
(0:05:37.61) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Don't call me by that name! |
(0:05:38.84) |
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EXTRA : KONOSUBA! |
(0:05:41.23) |
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Luna : All adventurers! |
(0:05:43.13) |
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Luna : The Destroyer will be within sight soon! |
(0:05:44.48) |
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Luna : Please prepare for battle! |
(0:05:46.61) |
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Dust : It... It's huge... |
(0:06:10.36) |
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Kazuma Satou : Will we be okay? Can we handle this? |
(0:06:20.30) |
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Aqua : Hey, Wiz! |
(0:06:22.60) |
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Aqua : You're up for this, right?! |
(0:06:23.92) |
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Wiz : Please leave it to me, Aqua-sama. |
(0:06:26.24) |
Wiz : I may not look it, but I am
the highest-ranked undead. |
(0:06:28.47) |
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Aqua : You're really up for this, right?! |
(0:06:31.19) |
Wiz : If I should fail, let's return to
the soil together on good terms. |
(0:06:33.20) |
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Aqua : That's not funny! That's not funny! |
(0:06:37.59) |
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Aqua : Kazuma, are you okay over there?! |
(0:06:40.22) |
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Megumin : I'm okay. I am strong. I am strong. |
(0:06:42.64) |
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Kazuma Satou : It's not looking good. |
(0:06:46.17) |
Megumin : I am the finest of crimson
demons, a genius magician... |
(0:06:47.19) |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, calm down. Try not to overthink it. |
(0:06:48.09) |
Megumin : I-I'll blow... blow it away
with my explosion magic! |
(0:06:50.91) |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, hey, too soon, too soon! |
(0:06:55.25) |
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EXTRA : Here it comes! |
(0:06:58.13) |
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Aqua : Sacred... |
(0:07:06.61) |
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Aqua : Break Spell! |
(0:07:14.84) |
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Kazuma Satou : Now! |
(0:07:46.90) |
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Wiz : Megumin-san, launch a concurrent strike! |
(0:07:48.46) |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, Megumin! |
(0:07:52.15) |
Kazuma Satou : Hey! Is your love for explosion
magic the real deal?! |
(0:07:55.68) |
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Kazuma Satou : If you're outdone by Wiz, you'll be a disgrace! |
(0:07:59.31) |
Kazuma Satou : Is your explosion magic so wimpy,
it can't even destroy that thing?! |
(0:08:01.16) |
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Megumin : What was that?! |
(0:08:06.30) |
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Megumin : You just said the one thing |
(0:08:07.96) |
Megumin : you must never say to me,
even worse than mocking my name! |
(0:08:09.94) |
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Megumin : I'll show you what real explosion magic is! |
(0:08:14.37) |
Megumin : Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark, |
(0:08:18.46) |
Wiz : Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark, |
(0:08:18.46) |
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Wiz : I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. |
(0:08:22.22) |
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Megumin : I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. |
(0:08:22.22) |
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Megumin : The time of awakening cometh. |
(0:08:25.03) |
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Wiz : The time of awakening cometh. |
(0:08:25.03) |
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Megumin : Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, |
(0:08:27.02) |
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Wiz : Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, |
(0:08:27.02) |
|
Megumin : appear now as an intangible distortion! |
(0:08:29.75) |
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Wiz : appear now as an intangible distortion! |
(0:08:29.75) |
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Wiz : Explosion! |
(0:08:33.88) |
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Megumin : Explosion! |
(0:08:33.88) |
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Kazuma Satou : You did it, Megumin. |
(0:09:08.13) |
Megumin : That's a lich for you.
Her level far exceeds my own. |
(0:09:13.61) |
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Megumin : How frustrating... |
(0:09:18.39) |
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Kazuma Satou : There, there. Good job, good job. |
(0:09:20.49) |
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EXTRA : They did it? |
(0:09:23.68) |
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EXTRA : When this is all over, I'm getting married. |
(0:09:24.61) |
Kazuma Satou : Hey, don't say anything that'll
trigger a flag right now! |
(0:09:27.79) |
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Aqua : Come on, let's go back and celebrate! |
(0:09:30.71) |
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Aqua : I wonder how much the reward will be! |
(0:09:32.98) |
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Kazuma Satou : You idiot! Why do you love clichés like that?! |
(0:09:34.85) |
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Aqua : Huh? |
(0:09:37.92) |
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Kazuma Satou : See?! What did I tell you?! |
(0:09:41.43) |
|
Aqua : Huh?! |
(0:09:43.12) |
EXTRA : Due to extreme damage, the self-destruct
sequence will now initiate. |
(0:09:45.66) |
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EXTRA : All crew, please evacuate immediately. |
(0:09:49.04) |
|
EXTRA : All crew, please evacuate immediately. |
(0:09:51.92) |
|
EXTRA : Are you serious?! |
(0:09:54.94) |
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EXTRA : Emergency Quest |
(0:09:58.03) |
| EXTRA : Protect the City from the Mobile Fortress, Destroyer!! |
(0:09:58.03b) |
|
EXTRA : Initiating self-destruct sequence. |
(0:09:59.12) |
|
EXTRA : Initiating self-destruct sequence. |
(0:10:01.08) |
| EXTRA : Prevent the Mobile Fortress, Destroyer, from Self-Destructing!! |
(0:10:04.87b) |
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EXTRA : It's no use. |
(0:10:11.80) |
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EXTRA : It can't be done! |
(0:10:13.63) |
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EXTRA : It's hopeless! Run for it! |
(0:10:15.46) |
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Kazuma Satou : Darkness! We're evacuating! |
(0:10:17.46) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I cannot withdraw until the very end. |
(0:10:20.23) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A knight mustn't run away
before her countrymen. |
(0:10:23.30) |
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Kazuma Satou : Darkness... |
(0:10:27.79) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Besides, when I think about exposing myself to |
(0:10:28.83) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : a bomb massive enough to
obliterate a city, I wonder... |
(0:10:32.44) |
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Kazuma Satou : Huh? |
(0:10:35.02) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What is this rising excitement
like nothing I've felt before? |
(0:10:36.03) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Will I be able to withstand it? |
(0:10:40.18) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : No, no matter how sturdy I may be,
it's unlikely I'll get through this unscathed. |
(0:10:42.86) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I can't stand it any longer! |
(0:10:48.71) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Kazuma! |
(0:10:51.13) |
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Kazuma Satou : Yes, I'm Kazuma. |
(0:10:51.64) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm charging in! |
(0:10:52.01) |
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Kazuma Satou : Huh? Hey! |
(0:10:53.50) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll be back! |
(0:10:54.92) |
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EXTRA : Hey, Darkness-san is charging in! |
(0:10:59.87) |
|
EXTRA : Huh?! |
(0:11:02.40) |
EXTRA : I see! She intends to destroy
it before it can explode! |
(0:11:04.81) |
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EXTRA : All to protect the city! |
(0:11:08.02) |
|
EXTRA : I'm going for it! |
(0:11:09.74) |
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EXTRA : I owe this city so much! |
(0:11:12.27) |
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EXTRA : Even though I'm already past level 30... |
(0:11:15.09) |
EXTRA : I remember now why I'm still
in this city of beginners. |
(0:11:19.29) |
Dust : In fact, after all the inexpensive
hospitality I've received... |
(0:11:23.73) |
Dust : If I can't repay that debt now,
I'm done for as a human being! |
(0:11:28.04) |
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EXTRA : Yeah! |
(0:11:31.30) |
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EXTRA : Don't be scared! We'll follow her, too! |
(0:11:32.08) |
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EXTRA : Yeah! |
(0:11:35.24) |
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EXTRA : Go! |
(0:11:36.34) |
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EXTRA : Come on! Whoever's in charge, show yourself! |
(0:11:42.98) |
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Wiz : Kazuma-san. |
(0:11:48.49) |
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Wiz : If we can locate the control device, |
(0:11:50.34) |
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Wiz : we may be able to stop the self-destruct. |
(0:11:53.78) |
Kazuma Satou : Darkness definitely barged
in without thinking of that. |
(0:11:56.57) |
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EXTRA : It's open! |
(0:12:02.48) |
Aqua : The way this is going,
we can leave things to them. |
(0:12:08.00) |
Aqua : Let's go home. Let's go home
and try hard again tomorrow... |
(0:12:10.77) |
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Kazuma Satou : Come on, you useless goddess! |
(0:12:13.11) |
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Aqua : Huh?! N-No! |
(0:12:14.29) |
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Dust : Found it! |
(0:12:18.25) |
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Aqua : I want to go home! |
(0:12:21.51) |
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EXTRA : Take a look at that. |
(0:12:26.48) |
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Wiz : Is that a member of the crew? |
(0:12:30.23) |
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Aqua : He's already passed on. |
(0:12:32.64) |
|
Aqua : Not only did he not turn undead, |
(0:12:34.90) |
Aqua : but he passed away peacefully,
with no lingering attachments. |
(0:12:36.26) |
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Kazuma Satou : No, he must have had attachments! |
(0:12:39.37) |
Kazuma Satou : He totally looks like he died
a solitary, lonesome death... |
(0:12:41.31) |
|
Aqua : What's this? |
(0:12:47.43) |
Aqua : "This country's bigshots made
an unreasonable request. |
(0:12:52.43) |
Aqua : Telling me to create a mobile
fortress on this pittance? |
(0:12:55.63) |
|
Aqua : Absurd." |
(0:12:59.02) |
|
Kazuma Satou : Is this his diary? |
(0:13:00.55) |
EXTRA : They asked about a power source,
too, but what do I care? |
(0:13:04.19) |
EXTRA : I told them to bring me some
legendary coronatite or something. |
(0:13:08.38) |
|
EXTRA : They actually brought it! What should I do? |
(0:13:14.32) |
EXTRA : Will I get the death penalty
if it doesn't work now? |
(0:13:17.40) |
|
EXTRA : Please work! I'm begging you! |
(0:13:19.88) |
EXTRA : All done. As of this moment,
it's going on a rampage. |
(0:13:24.57) |
|
EXTRA : The country has perished. Oh, no! |
(0:13:28.76) |
|
EXTRA : It was wiped out! |
(0:13:30.70) |
|
EXTRA : Oh, no! |
(0:13:31.89) |
|
EXTRA : Still, I feel kind of relieved. I'm satisfied. |
(0:13:33.69) |
|
EXTRA : All right, I've decided. |
(0:13:36.28) |
|
EXTRA : I'll spend the rest of my life right here. |
(0:13:37.71) |
EXTRA : I can't get out of this thing, anyway.
I can't stop it, either. |
(0:13:40.21) |
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EXTRA : The guy who created this must be an idiot! |
(0:13:43.48) |
EXTRA : Whoops, I
was the one
responsible for creating it. |
(0:13:48.35) |
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Aqua : The end. |
(0:13:55.99) |
|
Kazuma Satou : Don't screw with us! |
(0:13:56.72) |
|
EXTRA : KONOSUBA! |
(0:13:57.99) |
|
Kazuma Satou : We let Dust and the others get away first, |
(0:14:00.79) |
|
Kazuma Satou : but what do we do with this? |
(0:14:03.24) |
|
Wiz : The coronatite is out of control. |
(0:14:05.81) |
|
Kazuma Satou : Can't you do something about this? |
(0:14:08.73) |
|
Kazuma Satou : Doesn't it happen all the time? |
(0:14:11.29) |
Kazuma Satou : A goddess seals away an
evil power or something? |
(0:14:12.50) |
|
Aqua : What's with that self-serving, wild idea? |
(0:14:14.99) |
|
Aqua : Hey, Wiz, can't you
do something about this? |
(0:14:17.09) |
Wiz : I could use teleportation
magic to send it somewh— |
(0:14:22.81) |
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Aqua : Do that! |
(0:14:24.23) |
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Wiz : But I don't have enough magic! |
(0:14:25.17) |
|
Wiz : Um, Kazuma-san... |
(0:14:27.89) |
|
Wiz : I have a request. |
(0:14:31.39) |
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Kazuma Satou : Wh-What is it? |
(0:14:33.85) |
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Wiz : Would you let me suck it out? |
(0:14:39.38) |
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Kazuma Satou : With pleasure. |
(0:14:42.00) |
Kazuma Satou : I won't say something as
tasteless as "Suck what out?" |
(0:14:44.09) |
Kazuma Satou : I'm not the dense type who
would get worked up and |
(0:14:46.91) |
|
Kazuma Satou : play dumb at a time like this. |
(0:14:49.68) |
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Wiz : Thank you! |
(0:14:52.36) |
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Kazuma Satou : No, thank you
. |
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Wiz : Now, then... |
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Kazuma Satou : Bring it. |
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Kazuma Satou : Dad, Mom, I'm about to become
an adult in this parallel— |
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Wiz : I'm sorry! Drain Touch! |
(0:15:04.03) |
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Aqua : H-Hey! Kazuma-san is drying up! |
(0:15:10.05) |
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Kazuma Satou : What a letdown... |
(0:15:15.22) |
Wiz : I should be able to use
teleportation magic now! |
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Kazuma Satou : I see. |
(0:15:20.97) |
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Wiz : But there's a problem. |
(0:15:22.50) |
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Wiz : I have limited control over its destination. |
(0:15:23.66) |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, this isn't good! |
(0:15:26.83) |
Kazuma Satou : The stone's surpassed red,
and is shining white now! |
(0:15:28.32) |
Wiz : I can send it away immediately
if I do a random teleport, but... |
(0:15:32.18) |
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Kazuma Satou : Do that, then! |
(0:15:35.23) |
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Wiz : But if it goes poorly, |
(0:15:36.60) |
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Wiz : it could be sent somewhere densely populated. |
(0:15:38.29) |
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Kazuma Satou : It's a big world out there! |
(0:15:41.04) |
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Kazuma Satou : It's okay. I'll take responsibility. |
(0:15:43.43) |
Kazuma Satou : I may not look it, but I
apparently have good luck! |
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Wiz : Understood. |
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Wiz : Please do, Kazuma-san. |
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Wiz : Teleport! |
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EXTRA : Initiating... self... |
(0:16:03.96) |
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Kazuma Satou : This is where you were, Darkness? |
(0:16:08.55) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It's not over. |
(0:16:10.95) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : My sharp sense of smell
can sniff out a worthy foe, |
(0:16:13.11) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and it's still detecting
the savory aroma of danger. |
(0:16:16.01) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It's not over yet. |
(0:16:19.35) |
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Kazuma Satou : Huh? |
(0:16:20.81) |
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Kazuma Satou : What's that?! |
(0:16:23.78) |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, I thought we removed the coronatite! |
(0:16:32.40) |
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Wiz : Could this be... |
(0:16:38.02) |
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Wiz : Its internally-stored heat is escaping? |
(0:16:39.49) |
Wiz : At this rate, the city will
become a sea of flames! |
(0:16:43.59) |
Kazuma Satou : So there was no point in
sending the coronatite away! |
(0:16:46.52) |
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Kazuma Satou : Use Explosion one more time! |
(0:16:49.66) |
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Wiz : I'm out of magic. |
(0:16:52.31) |
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Kazuma Satou : Out of magic, huh? |
(0:16:54.62) |
Aqua : Now that I think about it,
this city's guild issued my loans, |
(0:16:57.61) |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Stare... |
(0:16:58.36) |
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Aqua : so if it were to go boom right now... |
(0:17:01.94) |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, you self-proclaimed something-or-other. |
(0:17:04.03) |
Aqua : Hey, I don't have time to
deal with you right now. |
(0:17:06.48) |
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Aqua : I'd rather just let this— |
(0:17:09.90) |
Aqua : You shut-in NEET! What're you
doing in this state of emergency?! |
(0:17:13.05) |
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Kazuma Satou : It's because
this is a state of emergency! |
(0:17:16.05) |
Kazuma Satou : I'm going to share your
magical power with Wiz |
(0:17:17.97) |
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Kazuma Satou : so she can use explosion magic! |
(0:17:20.06) |
Aqua : Wait! If you inject her with a
large amount of my holy power, |
(0:17:21.91) |
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Aqua : she'll definitely disappear! |
(0:17:25.22) |
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Kazuma Satou : For real?! |
(0:17:28.36) |
|
Megumin : The star takes the stage. |
(0:17:33.33) |
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Kazuma Satou : Megumin! |
(0:17:35.69) |
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Megumin : I fell behind earlier, but that was... Yes! |
(0:17:36.61) |
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Megumin : I just felt slightly under the weather! |
(0:17:40.37) |
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Megumin : I shall show you true explosion magic! |
(0:17:43.09) |
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EXTRA : KONOSUBA! |
(0:17:48.42) |
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Kazuma Satou : All right, here goes! |
(0:17:51.74) |
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Megumin : I'm ready anytime. |
(0:17:53.33) |
 Ruffian : You only get one chance. |
(0:17:55.60) |
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Ruffian : I'm betting on your radiance. |
(0:17:57.66) |
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Aqua : Hey, do you understand? |
(0:17:59.64) |
Aqua : Don't absorb too much, okay?
Don't absorb too much, okay?! |
(0:18:01.27) |
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Kazuma Satou : I get it, I get it. |
(0:18:04.25) |
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Kazuma Satou : That's the god of party tricks' lead-in, right? |
(0:18:05.85) |
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Aqua : No! I'm not trying to sound like some performer! |
(0:18:08.19) |
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Kazuma Satou : Yeah, yeah. |
(0:18:08.94) |
|
Kazuma Satou : Yeah, yeah. |
(0:18:11.26) |
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Wiz : Drain Touch is most effective when |
(0:18:11.72) |
Wiz : absorbing from somewhere with
thin skin, close to the heart. |
(0:18:13.93) |
Megumin : I can't believe I get to use
explosion magic twice in a day— |
(0:18:18.82) |
|
Megumin : What're you doing out of nowhere? |
(0:18:23.70) |
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Megumin : I thought my heart was going to stop! |
(0:18:25.44) |
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Megumin : What is it? Is this sexual harassment? |
(0:18:27.52) |
Megumin : You're sexually harassing me
in this state of emergency?! |
(0:18:29.55) |
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Kazuma Satou : Idiot, that's not it! |
(0:18:31.97) |
Kazuma Satou : I'm using Drain Touch with
effectiveness in mind! |
(0:18:33.46) |
|
Kazuma Satou : Hey! Not you, too! |
(0:18:36.22) |
Kazuma Satou : Just be grateful that I'm not
grabbing you from the front! |
(0:18:37.51) |
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Kazuma Satou : KONOSUBA! |
(0:18:40.76) |
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Kazuma Satou : We've reached a compromise. |
(0:18:45.84) |
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Megumin : I feel it, I feel it! |
(0:18:48.54) |
Megumin : I should be able to fire the highest
grade of explosion magic with this. |
(0:18:50.61) |
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Aqua : Hey, Megumin, are you finished? |
(0:18:54.53) |
Aqua : I think you've absorbed
more than enough already. |
(0:18:57.23) |
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Megumin : A little more... Just a little more. |
(0:19:00.56) |
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Megumin : This could be terrific. It's terrific. |
(0:19:03.49) |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, what is this? |
(0:19:06.01) |
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Kazuma Satou : She's not going to detonate, is she? |
(0:19:08.18) |
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Megumin : Oh, blackness shrouded in light... |
(0:19:13.71) |
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Megumin : Frenzied blaze clad in night... |
(0:19:16.49) |
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Megumin : All else aside, |
(0:19:20.34) |
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Megumin : I don't want to be outdone by anyone else |
(0:19:22.14) |
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Megumin : when it comes to explosion magic! |
(0:19:24.31) |
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Megumin : Here I go! |
(0:19:28.11) |
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Megumin : My ultimate destructive magic... |
(0:19:31.32) |
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Megumin : Explosion! |
(0:19:34.57) |
Kazuma Satou : Our battle with the mobile
fortress, Destroyer, is over. |
(0:19:57.21) |
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Kazuma Satou : This good-for-nothing world, |
(0:20:06.73) |
Kazuma Satou : so very far off from the thrilling
adventurer's world I wished for. |
(0:20:08.46) |
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Kazuma Satou : My reluctant party of horrible allies. |
(0:20:17.81) |
Kazuma Satou : My life in a house finally obtained
after a harsh life in the stables. |
(0:20:21.70) |
|
Kazuma Satou : My agonizing days of impossible difficulty. |
(0:20:29.93) |
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Kazuma Satou : However, |
(0:20:33.03) |
|
Kazuma Satou : those may have been trials to make me grow. |
(0:20:34.83) |
|
Kazuma Satou : That was one long tutorial. |
(0:20:40.11) |
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Aqua : Kazuma! We've got trouble! |
(0:20:44.93) |
|
Aqua : Knights are coming from the imperial capital! |
(0:20:46.35) |
Kazuma Satou : Oh, are they coming to deliver
my compensation in person? |
(0:20:48.41) |
|
Kazuma Satou : They must be. |
(0:20:51.98) |
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Kazuma Satou : With this, my adventure will begin at last! |
(0:20:53.05) |
 Sena : Adventurer Satou Kazuma. |
(0:21:04.78) |
Sena : You are currently suspected of
the crime of subversion to the state. |
(0:21:06.86) |
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Sena : You will come with me. |
(0:21:11.12) |
|
Kazuma Satou : Huh?! |
(0:21:13.07) |
Sena : The coronatite that was
teleported at your instruction |
(0:21:14.51) |
|
Sena : obliterated Overlord Aldarp-sama's mansion. |
(0:21:18.22) |
|
Kazuma Satou : What?! |
(0:21:21.73) |
|
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That's definitely... |
(0:21:24.24) |
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Aqua : What? You're not being compensated? |
(0:21:26.33) |
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Megumin : My next adventure is calling me. |
(0:21:28.89) |
|
Kazuma Satou : Hey! |
(0:21:31.21) |
Kazuma Satou : That's right. Nothing goes
the least bit as I expect it. |
(0:21:33.32) |
|
Kazuma Satou : That's the sort of good-for-nothing world this is. |
(0:21:37.16) |
|
Aqua : Kazuma-san! You're a criminal, Kazuma-san! |
(0:21:39.79) |
Aqua : Killing the Demon King is totally
out of the question now! |
(0:21:42.88) |
|
Kazuma Satou : Oh, God. |
(0:21:46.59) |
|
Aqua : Hey, are you listening? |
(0:21:47.66) |
Kazuma Satou : I pray that if I ever get another
chance to go to a parallel world, |
(0:21:49.03) |
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Aqua : What're we gonna do?! |
(0:21:49.70) |
|
Kazuma Satou : I'm able to go to a wonderful world |
(0:21:53.43) |
|
Kazuma Satou : where I can actually achieve something cool! |
(0:21:55.61) |
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Kazuma Satou : Thanks for watching! |
(0:23:30.96) |
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Aqua : We'll give you all our blessing going forward, too! |
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