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Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku o! - Episode 2


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Kazuma Satou : This isn't how I imagined
life in a parallel world would be.
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Kazuma Satou : Income is unstable for a beginner adventurer, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : so sleeping in a stable is normal... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Now that I think about it, adventurers are Line ID
Kazuma Satou : basically insignificant,
job-hopping part-timers.
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Kazuma Satou : Job-hoppers can't even Line ID
Kazuma Satou : afford to stay in hotels in
a place as affluent as Japan.
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Kazuma Satou : Minimum wage? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Fair labor standards? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : What are those? Are they tasty? Line ID
Aqua : Good morning. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Don't "good morning" me. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : It's almost noon. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Weren't we going on a kill quest? Line ID
Aqua : Once I realized we didn't have to go to our
construction job, I couldn't help myself.
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Kazuma Satou : What happened to her saying
I could "count on" her yesterday?
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Kazuma Satou : So, wasn't this world supposed to be under Line ID
Kazuma Satou : attack by the Devil King, and in a huge crisis? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : This is as peaceful as it gets! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : There's no sign of evil influence anywhere. Line ID
Aqua : This is the furthest city
from the Devil King's castle.
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Aqua : Besides, he wouldn't go out of
his way to attack a city with
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Aqua : nothing but novice adventurers in it. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I guess... Line ID
Aqua : Now, let's go on that kill quest! Line ID
Aqua : You can count on me! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Something tells me you said
something similar yesterday.
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Kazuma Satou : But it is true that you're a goddess. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I'm counting on you. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : All right, let's put together the most
basic equipment we can and head out.
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Kazuma Satou : Yeah! Line ID
Aqua : Yeah! Line ID
EXTRA : How long are you gonna hang around?!
You wanna get walloped?!
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Kazuma Satou : W-We're sorry! Line ID
Aqua : W-We're sorry! Line ID
EXTRA : Episode 2 Line ID
EXTRA : "An Explosion for This Chunibyo!" Line ID
EXTRA : Kill Quest Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Save me, Aqua! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Save me— Whoa! Line ID
Aqua : Oh, man, this is hysterical! Line ID
Aqua : Kazuma, your face is red and
you have tears in your eyes!
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Aqua : You look super desperate! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I'll bury her later, before I head home! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Giant Toads. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : These guys can't be dismissed as simple frogs. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : When mating season comes, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : they show up in settlements with lots of prey, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : and swallow the farmers' goats whole Line ID
Kazuma Satou : to build up strength in
preparation to lay their eggs.
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Kazuma Satou : In fact, farmers and children
from the settlement
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Kazuma Satou : tend to go missing during these
frogs' mating season every year.
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Kazuma Satou : By the way, their meat is somewhat tough, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : but it's so light and refreshing Line ID
Kazuma Satou : that it's a highly coveted ingredient. Line ID
Aqua : Kazuma! Line ID
Aqua : If you want me to save you, Line ID
Aqua : why don't you start by adding
"san" to the end of my name?!
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Aqua : Aqua-sama! Line ID
Aqua : I guess I have no choice. Line ID
Aqua : I'll help you out, you shut-in NEET! Line ID
Aqua : In return, you'd better worship
me from tomorrow onward!
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Kazuma Satou : Huh? Line ID
Aqua : When we get back to town,
join the Axis Sect
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Aqua : and pray to me three times a day. Line ID
Aqua : At meal time, when I say "Gimme," Line ID
Aqua : you'll hand your food
over without resistance.
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Aqua : And— Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Don't get eaten! Line ID
Aqua : KONOSUBA! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Good thing the frog stopped moving
around while it was eating you.
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Aqua : Thank you, Kazuma! Line ID
Aqua : Thank you! Line ID
Aqua : Thank you so much! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : She smells disgusting! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Um, let's head back for today. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : These guys are more than we can handle. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Let's do this after we get
more equipment together.
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Aqua : I'm all dirty now. Line ID
Aqua : If the followers of Axis
see me sullied like this,
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Aqua : I'll lose their devotion! Line ID
Aqua : If it gets out that I backed
down from a lowly frog,
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Aqua : the name of the beautiful and stunning
Aqua-sama will fall by the wayside!
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Kazuma Satou : She's normally happy as can be to work
up a sweat with the older workers,
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Kazuma Satou : and looks forward to her post-bath dinner Line ID
Kazuma Satou : and a good, hard drink most of all. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : She even drools while she sleeps in the stable. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : It's a little late to complain
about being "dirty"...
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Kazuma Satou : Hey! Wait, Aqua! Line ID
Aqua : Feel the power of the gods! Line ID
Aqua : Regret that you ever stood in my path Line ID
Aqua : and bared your fangs at the gods, Line ID
Aqua : and repent in the pits of Hell! Line ID
Aqua : God Blow! Line ID
Aqua : "God Blow" is a lethal fist that carries
a goddess's rage and sorrow!
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Aqua : Any it strikes will perish! Line ID
Aqua : N-Now that I have a good look at you,
I think frogs are pretty cute.
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Kazuma Satou : Aqua! Line ID
EXTRA : Today's Results Line ID
EXTRA : Miss, another over here! Line ID
Aqua : There's no way the two of us
can take them on alone.
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Aqua : Let's recruit more allies! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : 5,000 eris per frog... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : We risked our lives and earned no more
than part-time construction work pays.
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Aqua : This is surprisingly tasty. Line ID
Aqua : It's a little tough, but the texture's quite nice. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : You say "allies," Line ID
Kazuma Satou : but we're beginners with
no decent equipment.
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Kazuma Satou : Do you really think anyone
will party up with us?
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Aqua : You've got me here, so allies— Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Swallow your food!
Swallow your food, then talk!
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Aqua : I'm an arch priest, the most
advanced job there is!
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Aqua : Anyone would kill to have me in their party! Line ID
Aqua : If I offhandedly decided to recruit members, Line ID
Aqua : there'd be tons of people saying,
"Please! Take me with you!"
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Aqua : Now that we've got that straight,
hand me another piece of fried frog!
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Kazuma Satou : Oh? Line ID
EXTRA : The Next Day Line ID
Aqua : Nobody's coming. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : More than half a day passed after
we posted the recruitment offer,
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Kazuma Satou : but no prospective future heroes showed up. Line ID
EXTRA : No way. Line ID
EXTRA : You said it. Line ID
Aqua : Immediate opening!
We're a cozy, harmonious party.
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Aqua : Any adventurers who wish to journey with Line ID
Aqua : the beautiful and noble arch priest,
Aqua-sama, need look no further!
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Aqua : I've been happy every day
since I joined this party.
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Aqua : I definitely hit the jackpot! Line ID
Aqua : I got over my illness and became popular, Line ID
Aqua : all thanks to joining Aqua-sama's party! Line ID
Aqua : Hiring requirements: adventurers
in advanced job classes only.
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, let's lower the bar a little. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Recruiting only members in
advanced jobs is way too strict.
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Aqua : But... But... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : At this rate, not a single person will come. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I mean, you might have an advanced job,
but I'm still in the weakest.
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Kazuma Satou : I'll feel ashamed if I'm completely
surrounded by the elite.
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Megumin : I happened to notice your recruitment poster. Line ID
Megumin : That we would meet is a fate
chosen by the world itself.
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Megumin : I have anxiously awaited the arrival
of those such as yourselves.
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Megumin : My name is Megumin! Line ID
Megumin : My calling is that of an arch wizard, Line ID
Megumin : one who controls explosion magic, Line ID
Megumin : the strongest of all offensive magic! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Um... Line ID
Megumin : Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength, Line ID
Megumin : which is so almighty, I've been
ostracized by the entire world?
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Kazuma Satou : Huh? Line ID
Megumin : Then show me thine resolve to peer
into the ultimate abyss with me!
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Megumin : When man stares into the abyss,
the abyss stares back.
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Kazuma Satou : Are you just here to poke fun at us? Line ID
Megumin : N-No! Line ID
Aqua : That red eye... Are you a crimson demon? Line ID
Megumin : Indeed! I am Megumin, user of the
finest magic crimson demons possess!
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Megumin : My lethal magic demolishes mountains, Line ID
Megumin : smashes boulders... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Hey, what's wrong?! Line ID
Megumin : I haven't eaten anything in three days. Line ID
Megumin : Do you have anything I could eat? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I don't mind treating you, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : but what's with the eyepatch? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : If you're injured, why don't
we have her heal you?
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Kazuma Satou : Her one strong suit is healing magic. Line ID
Aqua : My "one"?! Line ID
Megumin : This is the magic item that
suppresses my mighty magical powers.
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Megumin : If I were ever to take this off, Line ID
Megumin : a great catastrophe would
surely befall this world...
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Kazuma Satou : So it's like a seal? Line ID
Megumin : Well, that was a lie. Line ID
Megumin : I just wear it for looks. Line ID
Megumin : I'm sorry! Please don't pull on it! Line ID
Megumin : Stop... Stop it! Line ID
Aqua : You know, Line ID
Megumin : Please cut it out! Line ID
Aqua : crimson demons are born with high
intelligence, and possess magical powers.
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Megumin : Actually, it'll hurt if you just let go, Line ID
Megumin : so please just slowly put it back where it was. Line ID
Aqua : Generally, they're all expert magicians, Line ID
Aqua : and all have weird names. Line ID
Megumin : That's right, slowly, slowly... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Oh? Line ID
Megumin : Ow! My eye! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Sorry. I thought you were making fun of us. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : You were talking gibberish
and gave us that weird name.
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Megumin : Calling my name weird is rude. Line ID
Megumin : From my point of view, it's everyone
else in town who has a weird name.
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Kazuma Satou : By the way, what are your parents' names? Line ID
Megumin : My mother is Yuiyui and
my father is Hyoizaburo!
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Kazuma Satou : So this girl's clan has a lot
of good magicians, right?
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Megumin : Hey! If you've got something to say
about my parents' names, let's hear it!
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Megumin : Hyoizaburo! Line ID
Aqua : Adventurer cards can't be forged. Line ID
Aqua : She's an arch wizard for sure. Line ID
Aqua : It's an advanced job that commands
powerful offensive magic!
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Kazuma Satou : Yeah, this girl's magic stat is high... Line ID
Aqua : Also, if she really can use explosion
magic, then that's amazing!
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Aqua : It's the most advanced attack magic there is! Line ID
Megumin : Hey, don't call me "this girl" and "she." Line ID
Megumin : I'd prefer you called me by name. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Well, go ahead and order
something, "arch wizard."
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EXTRA : Kill Quest Line ID
EXTRA : Defeat 5 "Giant Toads" In 3 Days Line ID
Megumin : Explosion magic is the strongest magic. Line ID
Megumin : But that also means it takes time to prepare. Line ID
Megumin : Please keep that frog at bay until
my preparations are complete.
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Kazuma Satou : Right. I'll do it. Line ID
Aqua : Kazuma, there's another over there! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Two at once? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Target the frog in the distance with your magic. Line ID
Megumin : Understood. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : As for the closer one... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Hey, let's go, Aqua. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : You are a former something-or-other, right? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Show off some of your former ability. Line ID
Aqua : What do you mean "former"?! Line ID
Aqua : I am a goddess! Present tense! Line ID
Megumin : Goddess? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Oh, she just calls herself one. It's rather sad. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : She blurts out stuff like this at times, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : but it's best not to pay it any mind. Line ID
Megumin : How sad... Line ID
Aqua : Wh-What?! These frogs may be
strong against physical attacks,
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Aqua : but this time for sure... Line ID
Aqua : Watch this, Kazuma! Line ID
Aqua : I'll show you the powers of
a goddess today for sure!
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Aqua : Tremble before me and fall asleep! Line ID
Aqua : God Requiem! Line ID
Aqua : "God Requiem" is a goddess's
requiem of love and sorrow!
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Aqua : Any it strikes will perish! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : That's a goddess for you. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : She put her life on the line to buy us time. Line ID
Megumin : Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark,
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Megumin : I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. Line ID
Megumin : The time of awakening cometh. Line ID
Megumin : Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, Line ID
Megumin : appear now as an intangible distortion! Line ID
Megumin : Dance, dance, dance! Line ID
Megumin : I desire for my torrent of
power a destructive force:
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Megumin : a destructive force without equal! Line ID
Megumin : Return all creation to cinders, Line ID
Megumin : and come from the abyss! Line ID
Megumin : This is the mightiest means
of attack known to man,
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Megumin : the ultimate attack magic! Explosion! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Wow... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : So this is magic? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Did the explosion wake it up? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Megumin! Let's back off for now and— Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Huh? Line ID
Megumin : While my mystic art, explosion magic, Line ID
Megumin : possesses tremendous might, Line ID
Megumin : it also consumes tremendous magical power. Line ID
Megumin : In short, Line ID
Megumin : I used magic exceeding my limits, Line ID
Megumin : so now I can't move a muscle. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Huh? Line ID
Megumin : I never expected a frog to pop up so close by. Line ID
Megumin : This is bad. Line ID
Megumin : I'm going to be eaten. Line ID
Megumin : Sorry, could you help me ou— Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Y-You guys! Don't get eaten! Line ID
EXTRA : Successfully Defeated 5 Total Line ID
EXTRA : Wow! Check out this tadpole! Line ID
EXTRA : Whoa, it's huge! Line ID
Aqua : I stink... I stink! Line ID
Megumin : The inside of a frog stinks, Line ID
Megumin : but it feels nice and warm... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : That's information I didn't need to know. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : You're banned from using explosion
magic, except in emergencies.
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Kazuma Satou : Just do your best with some
other magic from now on.
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Megumin : I can't. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Huh? Line ID
Megumin : I can only use explosion magic. Line ID
Megumin : I can't use any other type of magic. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : For real? Line ID
Megumin : For real. Line ID
EXTRA : Hey, wait right there! Line ID
Aqua : Huh? Line ID
Aqua : If your level is high enough
to use explosion magic,
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Aqua : shouldn't you be able
to use other magic, too?
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Aqua : Even I didn't learn all the arch priest spells Line ID
Aqua : until after I learned the party trick skills. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : What the heck would you use
"party trick" skills for?
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Megumin : I'm an arch wizard who loves
explosion magic above all else.
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Megumin : I don't like any other magic
in the detonation family.
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Megumin : I only like explosion magic! Line ID
Megumin : I could, of course, easily go on
adventures if I learned other magic,
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Megumin : but that just won't do! Line ID
Megumin : I only love explosion magic! Line ID
Megumin : Even if only one use per day is my limit, Line ID
Megumin : or I collapse after using my magic, Line ID
Megumin : explosion magic is still
the only magic I'll ever love!
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Megumin : After all, I chose the path of an arch wizard Line ID
Megumin : solely so I could use explosion magic! Line ID
Aqua : Wonderful! Simply wonderful! Line ID
Aqua : Inefficient though it is,
I'm moved by your romantic pursuit!
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Kazuma Satou : Damn, this magician's hopeless. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : The fact that Aqua sympathizes
with her proves it.
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Kazuma Satou : Based on these two fights, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I highly suspect this goddess
is completely useless, too.
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Kazuma Satou : Frankly, I don't need any more
problem children to put up with.
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Kazuma Satou : I see! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I'm sure the path ahead of you
will be thorny, but do your best!
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Kazuma Satou : Once we reach the guild,
we'll split the reward evenly,
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Kazuma Satou : then when we get a chance,
let's meet up somewhere—
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Megumin : My only desire is to use my explosion magic. Line ID
Megumin : I'd be fine with going unpaid if need be. Line ID
Megumin : Yes, an arch wizard's
mighty power can be yours,
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Megumin : for the low cost of food and sundries! Line ID
Megumin : What choice do you have but to make
a long-term contract with me?
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Kazuma Satou : No, no, no. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Such mighty power would be wasted on a
puny party of novice adventurers like us.
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Megumin : No, no, no. Line ID
Megumin : It's fine, even if you are puny or novices! Line ID
Megumin : I have an advanced job,
but I'm only level six.
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Megumin : Hey, I wish you wouldn't
try to tear my hand away!
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Kazuma Satou : No, no, no, no. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : What kind of magician can
only use a spell once a day?!
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Kazuma Satou : This girl's got a surprisingly
strong grip, for a magician!
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, let go! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : You got dumped by another party, didn't you?! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I said let go! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Heck, if we go into a dungeon, there won't
be enough room to use explosion magic!
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Kazuma Satou : You get more useless by the second! Line ID
Aqua : Hey, stop! You're getting it on my face! Line ID
Megumin : No other parties will take me anymore! Line ID
Megumin : I'll carry your stuff,
or whatever else you need!
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Megumin : I'm begging you! Please don't abandon me! Line ID
EXTRA : How awful. That man's going
to abandon a little girl!
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EXTRA : And he's got a girl covered
in snot beside him.
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EXTRA : Toying with such a little girl, then
discarding her? What a scumbag!
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EXTRA : Look! Both those girls are all slimy! Line ID
EXTRA : What sort of acts did that
pervert perform on them?!
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Kazuma Satou : I-It's not like that! Line ID
Megumin : I'm fine with whatever erotic acts you like! Line ID
Megumin : I'll show you I can even endure that
slimy act we used those frogs for!
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Kazuma Satou : All right, I get it! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Glad to have you aboard! Line ID
EXTRA : KONOSUBA! Line ID
Luna : I've confirmed that you
have completed your quest.
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Luna : Thank you for your hard work. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I went up four levels all at once. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : You really do get stronger just
by defeating some monsters...
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Luna : The newer the adventurer,
the faster you'll grow.
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Luna : Now then, adding up the
sale of the giant toads
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Luna : and your quest completion reward, Line ID
Luna : your total comes to 110,000 eris. Line ID
Luna : Please verify the amount. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : 110,000... Split between three people, Line ID
Kazuma Satou : that comes to around 36,000 eris each. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : We nearly lost our lives for
a reward of 36,000 each.
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Kazuma Satou : It's not worth it. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I checked the other quests just in case, but... Line ID
EXTRA : I want someone to search
for my lost pet white wolf.
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EXTRA : I want someone to teach
my son swordsmanship.
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EXTRA : Requirements: rune knights
or sword masters only.
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EXTRA : Looking for a practice partner
for magical experiments.
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EXTRA : Requirements: must have high HP or
confidence in their magic resistance!
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Kazuma Satou : Yeah, it's no use. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : I want to go back to Japan. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : The ally we recruited is a lost cause. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Living in this world isn't gonna be easy. Line ID
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I happened to see your recruitment poster. Line ID
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Are you still recruiting party members? Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Um... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : We are! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Though, I wouldn't really recommend it... Line ID
Kazuma Satou : A female knight. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : An extraordinarily beautiful one at that! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : She's such a gorgeous older
woman, I got so nervous
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Kazuma Satou : that my voice squeaked a little. Line ID
Kazuma Satou : It's an adverse effect of
my long life as a shut-in!
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I see. Thank goodness. Line ID
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I have anxiously awaited the arrival
of someone such as yourself.
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : My name is Darkness. Line ID
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : My calling is that of a crusader. Line ID
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Please let... Please let me... Line ID
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : j-j-join your party! Line ID
Kazuma Satou : Dad, I've gotten totally used to my life here in this parallel world.
My days are busy, spent with my dependable companions.
Work is going well, and I've been commended,
saying I'll be promoted extraordinarily quickly.
I'm so content with life that I never feel
exhausted, lonely, or resentful.
It's true. I'm telling the truth, okay?
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