▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford My name is Darkness.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford My calling is that of a crusader.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Would you please...
(0:00:06.67 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Would you please let me join your p-p-party?
(0:00:09.47 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Um...
(0:00:16.75 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Those two slimy ladies earlier
(0:00:18.80 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford What in the world did that to them?
(0:00:21.89 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Oh, uh...
(0:00:23.63 )
▶ Kazuma Satou They were swallowed by
(0:00:24.64 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford What?!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford It's worse than I imagined...
(0:00:28.21 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What's with this woman knight?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford No, wait!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford As a knight, I cannot overlook
(0:00:35.12 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford of such a tender age!
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▶ Kazuma Satou Her eyes are scaring me...
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▶ Kazuma Satou She's setting off my danger radar.
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▶ Kazuma Satou It's telling me something's up with her,
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▶ Kazuma Satou No, I'd advise against it.
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▶ Kazuma Satou It's hard to say how useful
(0:00:51.13 )
▶ Kazuma Satou another can only use her magic once per day,
(0:00:53.71 )
▶ Kazuma Satou and I'm the lowest job class.
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▶ Kazuma Satou Our party's total trash,
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▶ Kazuma Satou so I'd recommend you look elsewhe— Ow, ow, ow!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford That's even better!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford The truth is, this was a bit
(0:01:04.64 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford but while I have confidence in my
(0:01:09.53 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford So, um...
(0:01:14.06 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford None of my attacks ever hit their mark.
(0:01:15.55 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Looks like my sensor was spot-on.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford As such,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford I'll charge to the front line,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford so please use me as a shield!
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▶ Kazuma Satou Her face is too close!
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▶ Kazuma Satou The negative effects of my long life
(0:01:28.76 )
▶ Kazuma Satou No, that isn't it!
(0:01:32.04 )
▶ Kazuma Satou This is just too stimulating for
(0:01:33.20 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Stay calm... Don't be seduced
(0:01:36.63 )
▶ Kazuma Satou No.
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▶ Kazuma Satou I could never use a woman as a shield.
(0:01:41.83 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford It would be my pleasure!
(0:01:44.59 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Well, we get eaten by
(0:01:46.42 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford That would be even more
my pleasure!
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▶ Kazuma Satou Oh, I get it.
(0:01:52.93 )
▶ Kazuma Satou It's not just her abilities.
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▶ EXTRA : Episode 3
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EXTRA : "A Panty Treasure in This Right Hand!" (0:02:46.23b )
▶ Kazuma Satou I was so worn out, I slept until noon...
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▶ Aqua Hup!
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▶ Aqua There!
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▶ Aqua Thank you! Thank you!
(0:03:46.80 )
▶ Aqua Thank you!
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▶ Aqua Oh, look, Kazuma!
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▶ Aqua What do you think of my newly acquired skill?
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▶ Aqua Isn't it befitting of a
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▶ Kazuma Satou Isn't that a party trick skill,
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▶ EXTRA : KONOSUBA!
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▶ Kazuma Satou You can learn skills with the
(0:04:03.88 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I'll have to be careful not to
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▶ Megumin First you get someone to
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▶ Megumin Then the entry will appear on your card.
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▶ Megumin If you use your points on that entry,
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▶ Kazuma Satou Does that mean if I have you teach me,
(0:04:25.66 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I could learn to use explosion magic, too?
(0:04:28.36 )
▶ Megumin Exactly!
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▶ Megumin That's exactly right, Kazuma!
(0:04:32.32 )
▶ Megumin If you want to learn explosion magic,
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▶ Megumin I'll teach you as much as you want!
(0:04:35.87 )
▶ Megumin Heck, is there any other skill
(0:04:37.44 )
▶ Megumin No, there certainly is not!
(0:04:41.61 )
▶ Megumin Come, now, and walk the
(0:04:43.07 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Her face is too close...
(0:04:47.57 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Hey, calm... calm down, little girl!
(0:04:49.93 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Besides, I only have three points right now...
(0:04:53.16 )
▶ Megumin L-Little girl?
(0:04:55.81 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Huh?
(0:04:58.12 )
▶ Megumin I'm
a little girl?
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▶ Kazuma Satou I wonder if there's some quick and easy skill...
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▶ Kazuma Satou One that'll be a good value,
(0:05:15.26 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford I've been looking for you.
(0:05:18.46 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Oh, no!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford You said you had too much to drink yesterday
(0:05:24.34 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford and headed straight home...
(0:05:26.12 )
▶ Kazuma Satou N-No need to worry!
(0:05:27.78 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I was trying to turn her down gently.
(0:05:29.94 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Looks like my intentions didn't
(0:05:32.26 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Shall we continue where our
(0:05:35.48 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Please let me join your party—
(0:05:38.99 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I refuse.
(0:05:40.44 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Such a snap decision!
(0:05:44.74 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Huh? That made her happy?
(0:05:46.93 )
▶ Kazuma Satou She's dangerous!
(0:05:48.84 )
▶ Chris That won't do, Darkness.
(0:05:51.46 )
▶ Chris You can't be so pushy.
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▶ Kazuma Satou Um, and you are?
(0:05:55.70 )
▶ Chris I'm Chris, a thief, as you can see.
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▶ Chris This girl is my friend, I guess?
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▶ Kazuma Satou Thank goodness.
(0:06:03.16 )
▶ Kazuma Satou This one seems like a
(0:06:04.41 )
▶ Chris You seem to be in need of a useful skill.
(0:06:06.99 )
▶ Chris How about a thief skill?
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▶ Kazuma Satou Huh?
(0:06:12.18 )
▶ Chris It takes very few points to learn,
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▶ Chris I'm sure it would come in handy.
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▶ Chris How about it?
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▶ Chris If you act now, I'll do it
(0:06:19.37 )
▶ Kazuma Satou That's cheap!
(0:06:21.42 )
▶ Kazuma Satou All right, please do!
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▶ Kazuma Satou Excuse me! One ice-cold drink
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▶ EXTRA : KONOSUBA!
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▶ Chris So,
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▶ Chris there are all sorts of thief skills,
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▶ Chris but I recommend this one in particular.
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▶ Chris Here I go. Watch carefully.
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▶ Kazuma Satou Right! I'm ready, Chris-san!
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▶ Chris Steal!
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▶ Kazuma Satou Hey! My coin pouch!
(0:06:56.89 )
▶ Chris This is the thief skill "Steal."
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▶ Chris If it's successful, you can take
(0:07:01.34 )
▶ Chris So that's how you use it.
(0:07:04.69 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Huh...
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▶ Chris Hey, want to have a showdown?
(0:07:10.65 )
▶ Chris Learn this thief skill yourself,
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▶ Chris then steal this pouch back from me.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Hey, isn't that overdoing it a bit?
(0:07:17.87 )
▶ Chris He's an adventurer, isn't he?
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▶ Chris Crossing dangerous bridges
(0:07:22.07 )
▶ Kazuma Satou A high tuition fee, huh?
(0:07:26.52 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Still,
(0:07:29.02 )
▶ Kazuma Satou this is exactly the sort of exchange between
(0:07:30.22 )
▶ Kazuma Satou At long last,
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▶ Kazuma Satou it's my first adventure-like event
(0:07:36.41 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Sure!
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▶ Chris Then it's settled.
(0:07:41.14 )
▶ Chris Use your adventurer card
(0:07:42.71 )
▶ Chris The skills you learned from me
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▶ Kazuma Satou Enemy Detection: one point.
(0:07:50.10 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Lurk: one point.
(0:07:52.28 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Pilfer: one point.
(0:07:54.24 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Nature's Beauty...
(0:07:56.32 )
▶ Kazuma Satou "Nature's Beauty"?
(0:07:57.95 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Oh...
(0:07:59.20 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford That's the party trick skill
(0:08:00.47 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Five points for a measly party trick?
(0:08:05.38 )
▶ Kazuma Satou That's steep!
(0:08:07.82 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Yeah, I won't need this.
(0:08:08.63 )
▶ Chris Okay! The thief skills you chose are now yours!
(0:08:31.07 )
▶ Chris Come at me anytime!
(0:08:34.63 )
▶ Kazuma Satou All right!
(0:08:35.82 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Whatever I steal from you,
(0:08:37.40 )
▶ Chris A success will net you this magic dagger.
(0:08:40.87 )
▶ Chris It's a fine item that wouldn't go
(0:08:42.75 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Wow!
(0:08:45.52 )
▶ Chris And the consolation prize will be...
(0:08:46.29 )
▶ Chris These rocks!
(0:08:48.56 )
▶ Kazuma Satou That's dirty!
(0:08:50.71 )
▶ Chris This will greatly lower the odds
(0:08:53.04 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Damn.
(0:08:56.40 )
▶ Kazuma Satou This really was enlightening.
(0:08:57.72 )
▶ Kazuma Satou This isn't Japan.
(0:08:59.79 )
▶ Kazuma Satou It's survival of the fittest in this world.
(0:09:01.35 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Any gullible fool who gets
(0:09:03.32 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I'll do it!
(0:09:07.26 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Steal!
(0:09:09.45 )
▶ Kazuma Satou All right! Looks like it worked!
(0:09:16.72 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What's this?
(0:09:24.02 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Oh! This is just as great a success!
(0:09:27.38 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I hit the jackpot!
(0:09:31.21 )
▶ Chris No! G-Give me back my panties!
(0:09:34.72 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Wh-What a savage act.
(0:09:45.00 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford It appears my eyes didn't lead me astray!
(0:09:48.31 )
▶ Kazuma Satou KONOSUBA!
(0:09:52.38 )
▶ Aqua Oh, Kazuma.
(0:09:54.81 )
▶ Aqua Where have you been?
(0:09:56.39 )
▶ Aqua You missed my dazzling tricks.
(0:09:57.74 )
▶ Aqua Wait, what's with her?
(0:10:00.48 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Actually...
(0:10:02.74 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Indeed.
(0:10:03.67 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford She's just depressed because,
(0:10:04.69 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford her panties were stripped off, then all
(0:10:07.87 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Hey, what are you blurting out?!
(0:10:12.11 )
▶ Chris He said giving back his coin
(0:10:14.05 )
▶ Chris so I said I'd pay any price
(0:10:16.66 )
▶ Chris if he'd just return my panties...
(0:10:18.31 )
▶ Chris But then he told me to decide
(0:10:21.22 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Whoa, hold on! Hold on!
(0:10:24.45 )
▶ Kazuma Satou You're not wrong, but seriously, hold on!
(0:10:26.14 )
▶ Chris He said if I didn't, they'd be revered
(0:10:28.23 )
▶ Chris within his family as an heirloom from now on!
(0:10:31.24 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Hey!
(0:10:34.98 )
▶ Kazuma Satou The eyes of every female adventurer
(0:10:35.84 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Seriously, wait a second!
(0:10:40.00 )
▶ Aqua So, Kazuma, were you able to learn
(0:10:42.59 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Well, see for yourself.
(0:10:48.30 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Here I go!
(0:10:49.64 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Steal!
(0:10:50.58 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What's this?
(0:11:05.16 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What happened?
(0:11:07.62 )
▶ Megumin Did your stats go up with your level,
(0:11:08.76 )
▶ Megumin allowing you to change jobs
(0:11:11.15 )
▶ Megumin Um, it's a bit drafty,
(0:11:15.13 )
▶ Aqua Kazuma, you...
(0:11:19.32 )
▶ Kazuma Satou H-Huh? That's strange.
(0:11:21.03 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What you steal should be random...
(0:11:22.94 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford To strip such a young girl of her panties
(0:11:24.84 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford in a public place is truly savage!
(0:11:27.34 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford I can't let this pass!
(0:11:29.82 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford You must let me join your party!
(0:11:32.25 )
▶ Kazuma Satou No, thanks.
(0:11:35.42 )
▶ Kazuma Satou This chick is definitely the hopeless type.
(0:11:40.72 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I can't let any more weirdos into our party.
(0:11:43.56 )
▶ Aqua Hey, Kazuma.
(0:11:46.37 )
▶ Aqua Is this the person you mentioned
(0:11:47.56 )
▶ Aqua who came for an interview while Megumin
(0:11:49.09 )
▶ EXTRA : KONOSUBA!
(0:11:53.18 )
▶ Megumin Hey, this lady is a crusader!
(0:11:56.33 )
▶ Megumin We shouldn't have any
(0:11:59.58 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Crap...
(0:12:03.06 )
▶ Megumin Look at this. She's a crusader.
(0:12:04.45 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I really didn't want to
(0:12:04.74 )
▶ Kazuma Satou All right, I guess I can play that card.
(0:12:08.85 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Darkness,
(0:12:11.37 )
▶ Kazuma Satou there's something I have to tell you.
(0:12:12.93 )
▶ Kazuma Satou The thing is...
(0:12:16.97 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Aqua and I may not look like much,
(0:12:18.62 )
▶ Kazuma Satou but we seriously intend to defeat the Devil King.
(0:12:20.49 )
▶ Aqua Uh-huh.
(0:12:23.10 )
▶ Chris Oh?
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▶ Megumin You do?
(0:12:25.49 )
▶ Aqua Yeah. Awesome, isn't it?
(0:12:26.76 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Our adventure is bound to become
(0:12:28.89 )
▶ Kazuma Satou For you in particular, Darkness.
(0:12:33.26 )
▶ Kazuma Satou If a female knight like you
(0:12:34.58 )
▶ Kazuma Satou were to be captured by the
(0:12:36.02 )
▶ Kazuma Satou You'd be sure to suffer a horrendous fate!
(0:12:38.48 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Yes, that's exactly right.
(0:12:41.82 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Since old times,
(0:12:44.37 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford suffering an erotic fate at
(0:12:45.38 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford has always been the duty and
(0:12:47.30 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford That alone makes it worthwhile to go!
(0:12:50.01 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Wait, what?
(0:12:52.08 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Huh? What is it?
(0:12:53.51 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Did I say something strange?
(0:12:54.95 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I-I'll take care of this one later!
(0:12:57.08 )
▶ Kazuma Satou You listen up, too, Megumin.
(0:13:00.91 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Our opponent is the Devil King.
(0:13:02.59 )
▶ Kazuma Satou We're picking a fight with the
(0:13:04.33 )
▶ Kazuma Satou There's no need to force yourself
(0:13:07.48 )
▶ Megumin My name is Megumin!
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▶ Megumin I am a user of the finest magic
(0:13:12.76 )
▶ Megumin and I command explosion magic!
(0:13:15.27 )
▶ Megumin The Devil King fancies himself superior
(0:13:17.82 )
▶ Megumin I shall obliterate his vile presence
(0:13:21.43 )
▶ Kazuma Satou This one's a lost cause, too...
(0:13:25.28 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What should I do?
(0:13:26.81 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I made these two embarrassing
(0:13:27.82 )
▶ Aqua Kazuma, Kazuma...
(0:13:30.12 )
▶ Aqua I've kind of gotten cold feet
(0:13:32.39 )
▶ Aqua Isn't there some easier way?
(0:13:36.08 )
▶ Kazuma Satou You should be the most motivated of all.
(0:13:38.84 )
▶ Kazuma Satou In fact, this concerns you most of all.
(0:13:40.70 )
▶ Luna Emergency quest! Emergency quest!
(0:13:44.19 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What is it this time?
(0:13:47.02 )
▶ Luna All adventurers, please gather
(0:13:48.14 )
▶ Luna I repeat: all adventurers,
(0:13:51.85 )
▶ Luna please gather at the front gate at once!
(0:13:54.52 )
▶ EXTRA : They're coming!
(0:13:59.74 )
▶ EXTRA : It can't be! No one told me
(0:14:00.63 )
▶ EXTRA : Don't let the children outside!
(0:14:03.73 )
▶ EXTRA : Oh, no! Oh, no!
(0:14:04.94 )
▶ EXTRA : You're all ready for this, right?
(0:14:09.67 )
▶ EXTRA : Better get psyched up!
(0:14:11.66 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What is it? What's coming?
(0:14:21.53 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford I'll protect everyone.
(0:14:23.62 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Kazuma, stay close to me.
(0:14:25.22 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What's the emergency quest?
(0:14:26.90 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Is it a monster attack?
(0:14:28.83 )
▶ Aqua Didn't they say? It's cabbage. Cabbage!
(0:14:30.38 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Huh?
(0:14:33.46 )
▶ Megumin Looks like it'll be rough this year...
(0:14:36.91 )
▶ Megumin A storm is coming.
(0:14:38.73 )
▶ EXTRA : Harvest time!
(0:14:42.79 )
▶ Aqua Bring out the mayonnaise!
(0:14:45.53 )
▶ Kazuma Satou What the hell is this?!
(0:14:54.85 )
▶ EXTRA : Cabbage, cabbage!
(0:14:58.29 )
▶ EXTRA : Compulsory Quest
(0:14:59.96 )
▶ EXTRA : Defeat All the Cabbages
(0:15:00.00 )
▶ EXTRA : Go!
(0:15:02.96 )
▶ Aqua In this world, cabbages fly.
(0:15:06.10 )
▶ Aqua When they reach optimal flavor
(0:15:08.92 )
▶ Aqua they don't just sit back and
(0:15:11.76 )
▶ Aqua It's said they careen through
(0:15:16.74 )
▶ Aqua cross the continent and ocean,
(0:15:19.48 )
▶ Aqua and finally quietly pass away
(0:15:22.21 )
▶ Aqua in a secluded region unknown
(0:15:25.11 )
▶ Aqua If that's the case,
(0:15:35.48 )
▶ Aqua let's catch as many as possible,
(0:15:37.52 )
▶ Aqua and make them into delicious meals to eat!
(0:15:41.12 )
▶ Luna Everyone!
(0:15:44.84 )
▶ Luna The annual cabbage harvesting
(0:15:46.05 )
▶ Luna This year's cabbages are of fine quality,
(0:15:49.34 )
▶ Luna and will go for 10,000
(0:15:51.46 )
▶ Luna Please capture as many cabbages
(0:15:54.37 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Can I just go home and go to bed?
(0:16:00.23 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Kazuma.
(0:16:03.26 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford This is a perfect opportunity.
(0:16:04.96 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford See my ability as a crusader
(0:16:06.38 )
▶ Kazuma Satou She's not hitting a single one!
(0:16:26.88 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Look out!
(0:16:38.39 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford I'll handle this! Get away while you can!
(0:16:52.30 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Darkness!
(0:16:55.41 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Wh-What?!
(0:17:03.03 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Her armor!
(0:17:05.21 )
▶ EXTRA : I-It's no use!
(0:17:07.96 )
▶ EXTRA : Run away by yourself!
(0:17:09.13 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Don't be foolish!
(0:17:11.01 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Darkness, you...
(0:17:14.19 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford How could I ever abandon
(0:17:17.86 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford those who have fallen?!
(0:17:20.60 )
▶ EXTRA : She's a model knight!
(0:17:24.33 )
▶ EXTRA : Hurry and run away, Lady Knight!
(0:17:26.15 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford They're watching me...
(0:17:32.52 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford These uncultured men
(0:17:37.22 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford are looking at my skin and getting aroused!
(0:17:39.33 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford How shameful!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford So filthy!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Incredible!
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▶ Kazuma Satou She's enjoying it?!
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▶ EXTRA : I can't believe she's going to
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▶ EXTRA : As a knight, I must learn from her example.
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▶ Kazuma Satou No! You guys have it all wrong!
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▶ Megumin None can stand in opposition
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▶ Kazuma Satou She's gonna give people the wrong idea, too!
(0:18:03.03 )
▶ Megumin Could I possibly resist the urge
(0:18:08.16 )
▶ Megumin when faced with such a massive enemy army?
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▶ Megumin No, I can't!
(0:18:14.79 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Yes, you can!
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▶ Megumin Oh, blackness shrouded in light...
(0:18:17.50 )
▶ Megumin Frenzied blaze clad in night...
(0:18:19.87 )
▶ Megumin In the name of the crimson demons,
(0:18:22.41 )
▶ Megumin let the collapse of thine origin manifest.
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▶ Megumin Summon before me the root of
(0:18:26.12 )
▶ Megumin of the kingdom of demise!
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▶ Megumin Explosion!
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▶ EXTRA : Special Bonus
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EXTRA : Abundant Cabbage Harvest (0:18:56.94b )
▶ EXTRA : Well, we won't run short on
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▶ Kazuma Satou I refuse to accept this.
(0:19:03.20 )
▶ Kazuma Satou How can a simple cabbage stir-fry be so tasty?
(0:19:06.95 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I didn't come to a parallel
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▶ Aqua I'd expect no less from a crusader.
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▶ Aqua It's no surprise that
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▶ Aqua those cabbages had a tough time
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford No, I'm just a solidly-built woman.
(0:19:22.66 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Becoming a wall to protect
(0:19:26.32 )
▶ Megumin Aqua's Nature's Beauty was splendid, as well.
(0:19:29.88 )
▶ Megumin She boosted the morale of all the adventurers,
(0:19:32.87 )
▶ Megumin and preserved the freshness of the
(0:19:35.48 )
▶ Aqua Nature's Beauty!
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▶ Aqua Nature's Beauty!
(0:19:40.89 )
▶ Aqua It was nothing.
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▶ Aqua Here!
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▶ Aqua That's only natural for an arch
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▶ Aqua Here!
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▶ Aqua Here!
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▶ EXTRA : Thank you.
(0:19:47.36 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Is that important?
(0:19:48.00 )
▶ Aqua An arch priest's magical water is very pure!
(0:19:50.00 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Really?
(0:19:53.17 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Megumin's magic was astounding, too!
(0:19:53.43 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Really?
(0:19:55.44 )
▶ Megumin You blew away the entire swarm
(0:19:56.08 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Really?
(0:19:58.89 )
▶ Megumin Have you now seen the power of
(0:19:59.90 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Impressive.
(0:20:02.13 )
Lalatina Dustiness Ford Yes. I've never taken a direct (0:20:02.13b )
▶ Kazuma Satou Don't let her hit you directly!
(0:20:06.17 )
▶ Aqua Oh, Kazuma!
(0:20:15.05 )
▶ Aqua You weren't half bad yourself!
(0:20:16.63 )
▶ Megumin Indeed.
(0:20:19.34 )
▶ Megumin When you erase your presence
(0:20:20.28 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Steal!
(0:20:22.71 )
Megumin and attack the enemy from behind with Steal, (0:20:22.71b )
▶ Megumin you look just like a skilled assassin.
(0:20:26.08 )
▶ Aqua Kazuma, by my name,
(0:20:29.28 )
▶ Aqua I hereby confer upon you the title
(0:20:31.69 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Oh, shut up!
(0:20:35.60 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Jeez, how did things end up like this?
(0:20:36.97 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Most importantly, you now understand
(0:20:39.93 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford So, once more...
(0:20:45.22 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford My name is Darkness.
(0:20:46.94 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford I can use swords with either hand,
(0:20:48.46 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford but don't expect me to be
(0:20:50.60 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford I'm far too clumsy, and my attacks
(0:20:53.06 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford However, I'm very good at becoming a wall!
(0:20:56.99 )
▶ Aqua Our party is turning out to have
(0:20:59.82 )
▶ Aqua There's me, an arch priest,
(0:21:04.67 )
▶ Aqua Megumin, an arch wizard,
(0:21:06.69 )
▶ Aqua and Darkness, a crusader.
(0:21:08.41 )
▶ Aqua There aren't many parties where three out
(0:21:10.97 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford I'm looking forward to working with you.
(0:21:17.86 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I wouldn't have any real reason to refuse
(0:21:18.28 )
▶ Aqua Yes, pleased to have you.
(0:21:19.52 )
▶ Kazuma Satou She's gorgeous, after all. But still...
(0:21:21.84 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford So, Kazuma, please don't hesitate to use me
(0:21:25.67 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford as a decoy or wall anytime from now on.
(0:21:28.43 )
▶ Kazuma Satou She's one of those
(0:21:32.04 )
▶ Kazuma Satou A total masochist.
(0:21:33.34 )
▶ Kazuma Satou Although this seems like a perfect
(0:21:35.38 )
▶ Kazuma Satou I foresee nothing but hardships in our future...
(0:21:38.99 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford If I should do anything to hold back the party,
(0:21:42.41 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford please reprimand me sternly.
(0:21:44.83 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford You may even abandon me as
(0:21:46.60 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford J-Just imagining it makes me
(0:21:50.48 )
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford Once again, I'm looking
(0:21:56.29 )
▶ Kazuma Satou To my teacher at school.
(0:23:29.97 )
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