▶ Kazuma Satou : Where am I?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Oh, did I die again?
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▶ EXTRA : Episode 7
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EXTRA : "A Second Death in This Freezing Season!"
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▶ Kazuma Satou : After the battle with Verdia, a leader in the Devil King's army,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : the season turned to winter.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : That day, I groaned wholeheartedly, as if I were coughing up blood:
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I want money!
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▶ Aqua : Huh? Everyone wants that, obviously!
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▶ Aqua : Anyway, you're entirely too unresourceful.
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▶ Aqua : You make a goddess like myself sleep in a stable every single night!
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▶ Aqua : Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
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▶ Aqua : If you understand that, then give me more luxury.
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▶ Aqua : Spoil me more!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Do you not get why
I want more money?
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▶ Aqua : Huh?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Debt!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Thanks to the debt you've racked up,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : most of the reward money we earn
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▶ Kazuma Satou : from every quest we do is deducted to repay those debts!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Just this morning... Just this morning,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : when I awoke in the straw of the stable, my eyelashes were frozen solid!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : If I keep sleeping in that stable, I'm going to freeze to death for sure!
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▶ Aqua : I can't help it!
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▶ Aqua : This city may have perished in that battle with Verdia,
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▶ Aqua : if not for my super astounding efforts!
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▶ Aqua : You should exalt me more!
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▶ Aqua : All of you should praise me, praise me, and spoil me rotten!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : You attention whore!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : If your feats were that
astounding,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : then the rewards, accolades, and
debt are all yours!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Pay off your debts on your own.
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▶ Aqua : Wait! I'm sorry!
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▶ Aqua : I apologize for getting carried away, so don't abandon me!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Why all the fuss so early in the morning?
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▶ Megumin : Do we have some nice job lined up?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : No, we haven't started looking for work yet.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Given the situation and all...
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▶ EXTRA : What'll we do today?
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▶ EXTRA : I'm sleeping at the inn. It's cold!
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▶ Megumin : The reward for fighting off a leader in the Devil King's army
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▶ Megumin : was distributed to every adventurer who participated.
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▶ Megumin : There's no reason for anyone to go hunting dangerous winter monsters
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▶ Megumin : when their coin pouches are full.
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▶ Megumin : I gladly welcome it, personally.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : S-So do I.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : The stronger the enemy, the better.
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▶ EXTRA : KO-NO-SU-BA!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : The reward is well and good, but there seriously aren't any decent quests...
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Kazuma, Kazuma!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I'm Kazuma.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : How about this?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A kill quest for a pack of White Wolves. The reward is a million eris!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Just imagining a pack of wild beasts making a mess of me...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Nope.
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▶ Megumin : Kazuma, Kazuma!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Yes, I'm Kazuma.
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▶ Megumin : How about this?
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▶ Megumin : A kill quest for a One-Shot Bear!
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▶ Megumin : Now is the time for me to teach it which of us has
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▶ Megumin : the stronger one-shot attack with my explosion magic!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I want nothing to do with a monster with such a dangerous-sounding name.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I bet we'd die instantly if it so much as grazed our necks.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : "The mobile fortress 'Destroyer' is approaching,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : so we are recruiting scouts to predict the route it will take."
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What is this? What's a "Destroyer"?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : The Destroyer is the Destroyer.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It's a massive fortress that moves at high speed.
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▶ Megumin : It lumbers around, trampling everything.
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▶ Megumin : It's oddly popular with children.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I see. I don't get it.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Let's see. What's this?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : A Snow Sprite kill quest?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, what are Snow Sprites?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : They don't sound all that strong, based on the name,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : but it says the reward is 100,000 eris each.
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▶ Megumin : There are lots of Snow Sprites in the snowy plains.
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▶ Megumin : It's said that spring will come half a day sooner for every one you kill.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Wow.
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▶ Megumin : They're very weak monsters, so they're easily defeated, but...
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▶ Aqua : If we're accepting that quest, I'll go get ready!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, wait.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : You're laughing?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Snow Sprites, huh?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Why does this masochistic crusader, who always wants to fight strong monsters,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : look so happy?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Still, money takes priority right now!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : These are Snow Sprites?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, can't you do something about that outfit?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : You look like some dumb kid going cicada-catching in the middle of winter.
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▶ Aqua : I can catch Snow Sprites with this, and bottle them up.
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▶ Aqua : I had the idea that if we mix them in with our drinks,
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▶ Aqua : we can have ice-cold drinks whenever we want!
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▶ Aqua : Well? Aren't I smart?!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I can see how this is going to play out...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Darkness, what happened to your armor?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Are you going to be all right in that gear?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : No problem.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm a little cold, but that in itself is...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I guess a pervert with steamy thoughts has a high body temperature to match.
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▶ EXTRA : Kill Quest
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▶ EXTRA : Kill the Snow Sprites!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Number three, wait!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Damn! It's darting all over!
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▶ Aqua : There!
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▶ Aqua : I caught my fourth one! Kazuma, look here!
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▶ Aqua : I caught a bunch!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : If my kill count comes out too low,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I'll kill the Snow Sprites she caught, too.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Now!
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▶ Megumin : Kazuma!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What?
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▶ Megumin : Can I blow away all the ones in the area with explosion magic?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : All right! Wipe them all out!
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▶ Megumin : Roger!
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▶ Megumin : By my efflux of deep crimson,
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▶ Megumin : topple this white world!
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▶ Megumin : Explosion!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, are you all right?
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▶ Megumin : I got eight of them.
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▶ Megumin : That makes nine defeated Snow Sprites total.
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▶ Megumin : I even went up a level.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Oh, nice going!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : It would've been a little cooler if you weren't buried in the snow, though.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What the heck?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Killing Snow Sprites is totally delectable!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Why doesn't everybody do this?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : There it is!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Wh-What is that?!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : So exciting...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Sh-She's playing dead...
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▶ Aqua : Kazuma!
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▶ Aqua : I'll tell you why adventurers don't accept Snow Sprite kill quests.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?
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▶ Aqua : You lived in Japan,
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▶ Aqua : so I'm sure you've at least heard the name in the news and weather forecasts.
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▶ Aqua : He's the Snow Sprites' master,
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▶ Aqua : and is also said to evoke the image of winter...
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▶ Aqua : Yes,
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▶ Aqua : the Winter Shogun has arrived!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Th-The Winter Shogun!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : One of the specially designated monsters
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : the country has put a huge bounty on!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm sure this monster plans to use his position as shogun
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : to have his way with me.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll resist him,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : but he will likely be beyond my capabilities, and I'll be shamed...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Stupid!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Everything in this good-for-nothing world, the people, the food, and the monsters,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : are all absolutely stupid!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : M-My sword!
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▶ Aqua : Sprites pick up the subconscious thoughts of the people they encounter
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▶ Aqua : and take their form.
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▶ Aqua : But the only ones strolling around outside town
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▶ Aqua : in winter are mostly just cheat-users who came here from Japan.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : So this guy was brought to life by some idiot who came here from Japan,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : whose train of thought associated winter with the Winter Shogun?!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Talk about a pain in the ass!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : When this is over, I'm gonna step on the girl who's been playing dead this whole time.
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▶ Aqua : Kazuma!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What is it?!
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▶ Aqua : The Winter Shogun is generous.
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▶ Aqua : If we politely apologize, he'll overlook this!
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▶ Aqua : Prostrate yourself! Prostrate yourself before him!
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▶ Aqua : Come on, everyone, toss your weapons aside and bow down!
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▶ Aqua : Apologize! You hurry up and apologize too, Kazuma!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : The former-something-or-other who appears to have abandoned all of her pride
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▶ Kazuma Satou : prostrated herself quite magnificently, indeed.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, hurry and bow your head, too!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : There may be nobody watching,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : but a knight such as myself would never bow her head to a monster.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : You try to go off with monsters willingly all the time!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Don't show off your pointless pride only at times like these!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : S-Stop it!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You're forcing me to bow my head when I don't want to,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and shoving my face into the ground!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What a reward!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : The snow is so cold...
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▶ Aqua : Kazuma!
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▶ Aqua : Your weapon, your weapon!
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▶ Aqua : Hurry and throw down the sword you're holding!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : That's right.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I was killed by the Winter Shogun.
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▶ Eris : Satou Kazuma-san.
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▶ Eris : Welcome to the afterlife.
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▶ Eris : I am Eris, the goddess who will lead you down a new path.
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▶ Eris : Your life in this world is now over.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : This feels familiar.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Is this how it was when I met Aqua, too?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Are you a goddess of this world?
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▶ Eris : Yes. Satou Kazuma-san,
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▶ Eris : you came all the way from peaceful Japan to this world,
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▶ Eris : only for this to happen to you...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What's with this goddess?
(0:12:42.90 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Is she sincerely mourning my death?
(0:12:44.44 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : She's not like that useless goddess!
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▶ Eris : Brave hero who came from a parallel world...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Y-Yes?
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▶ Eris : With my power,
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▶ Eris : I shall have you reincarnated in peaceful Japan, to an affluent family,
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▶ Eris : and will make sure you lead a life of comfort.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh? You can do that?
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▶ Eris : If you wish it.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Seriously?!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I-If possible, I'd like
(0:13:10.77 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : above-average parameters in charm, wisdom, and strength,
(0:13:12.07 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : and I'd be even happier in a life where a beautiful girl is my childhood friend!
(0:13:14.81 )
▶ Eris : Um, that is more than I can...
(0:13:18.40 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Wow, thank goodness!
(0:13:21.07 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : I thought it was all over,
(0:13:23.86 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : but now it feels like I pulled through by the skin of my teeth.
(0:13:25.70 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : This is a reward for trying my hardest, right?
(0:13:28.84 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Because my life up to now had been so awful!
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▶ Eris : Yes.
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▶ Eris : I looked in on your life from time to time myself.
(0:13:36.96 )
▶ Eris : I believe your days were filled with adversity.
(0:13:40.82 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : You said it!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I reincarnated thinking I'd get to go on a thrilling adventure, like in a game.
(0:13:45.56 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : This is like a misleading promo video, isn't it?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : The useless goddess who came with me as a reincarnation perk
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▶ Kazuma Satou : was just an arrogant good-for-nothing.
(0:13:56.72 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : We recruited allies,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : but the only ones who turned up were a crazy
(0:14:01.10 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : explosion girl who fell flat every time she used magic,
(0:14:03.28 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : and a masochistic,
(0:14:05.90 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : perverted crusader whose attacks always missed.
(0:14:07.40 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : I was an adventurer,
(0:14:10.72 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : but I did construction, side jobs, and was forced into cabbage hunting.
(0:14:12.83 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : I was in debt deep enough to sell an organ after defeating a boss enemy.
(0:14:16.64 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Sleeping in the stables didn't restore my strength, it only froze me nearly to death.
(0:14:21.24 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Do you know how it feels to have your eyelashes frozen solid every morning?
(0:14:27.10 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : The previous world's game balance was beyond terrible, if you ask me.
(0:14:31.92 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : H-Huh?
(0:14:45.02 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Why?
(0:14:51.70 )
▶ Eris : After you've been reborn,
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▶ Eris : may you be blessed once more with kind encounters.
(0:14:56.79 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : I see.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : It appears
(0:15:08.44 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : I was unexpectedly fond of that good-for-nothing world
(0:15:10.58 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : that I thought I hated...
(0:15:15.55 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : I wanted to adventure with those girls a little longer.
(0:15:18.27 )
▶ Aqua : Now, return to us, Kazuma!
(0:15:24.08 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?!
(0:15:26.45 )
▶ Aqua : How could you get killed off so easily?
(0:15:27.62 )
▶ Aqua : It's too soon for you to die!
(0:15:29.48 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Wh-What?!
(0:15:31.30 )
▶ Eris : Th-This voice... Aqua-senpai?!
(0:15:32.66 )
▶ Eris : Is it really you?!
(0:15:35.24 )
▶ Aqua : Hey, Kazuma, can you hear me?
(0:15:36.79 )
▶ Aqua : I cast recovery magic on your body,
(0:15:38.97 )
▶ Aqua : so you can come back to this side now.
(0:15:41.33 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Oh, for real?!
(0:15:43.61 )
▶ Eris : P-Please wait a moment!
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▶ Eris : You've been reborn once already, so according to the laws of Heaven,
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▶ Eris : you can't be revived again!
(0:15:50.97 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Is that true?
(0:15:53.30 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Aqua!
(0:15:54.54 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : She says that according to the laws of Heaven or whatever,
(0:15:55.82 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : I can't be revived again since I've been reborn once before!
(0:15:59.16 )
▶ Aqua : Huh? What goddess is spouting that nonsense?
(0:16:02.85 )
▶ Aqua : Hey, you! Identify yourself!
(0:16:06.43 )
▶ Aqua : Where does a goddess in charge of a backwater like this get off talking to me,
(0:16:08.86 )
▶ Aqua : an elite in charge of Japan, that way?!
(0:16:12.71 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, knock it off!
(0:16:15.12 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : The face of the goddess in charge of that backwater is twitching now!
(0:16:16.33 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Um,
(0:16:21.04 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : she's a goddess called "Eris"...
(0:16:22.46 )
▶ Aqua : Eris?!
(0:16:24.88 )
▶ Aqua : The overrated Eris who's grown cocky and even became a unit of currency,
(0:16:26.24 )
▶ Aqua : just because she's worshiped a little in the established religion of this world?
(0:16:29.42 )
▶ Aqua : Hey, Kazuma!
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▶ Aqua : Yes?
(0:16:34.70 )
▶ Aqua : If Eris gives you any more trouble,
(0:16:34.93 )
▶ Aqua : I'll confiscate her breast pads—
(0:16:37.31 )
▶ Eris : I-I understand!
(0:16:38.33 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : Pads?
(0:16:39.34 )
▶ Eris : An exception! I'll deem this an exception!
(0:16:39.56 )
▶ Eris : I'll open the gate right now!
(0:16:41.81 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : They're pads?
(0:16:43.49 )
▶ Eris : My goodness,
(0:16:44.52 )
▶ Eris : Aqua-senpai is as unreasonable as ever.
(0:16:45.74 )
▶ Kazuma Satou : They're really pads?!
(0:16:46.89 )
▶ EXTRA : KONOSUBA!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I don't mind if they're pads.
(0:16:49.38 )
▶ Eris : You have now been connected to the living world.
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▶ Eris : This normally never happens, you know.
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▶ Eris : You are called Kazuma-san, correct?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh? Oh, uh, yes!
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▶ Eris : This is our little secret, okay?
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▶ Megumin : ...zuma! Kazuma, please wake up!
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▶ Megumin : Kazuma!
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▶ Aqua : Oh, you're finally awake?
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▶ Aqua : Sheesh, that girl's so hard-headed.
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▶ Megumin : Kazuma!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Kazuma!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Th-This is kind of extremely embarrassing.
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▶ Aqua : Hey, come on, Kazuma.
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▶ Aqua : What're you blushing for? Say something!
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▶ Aqua : I brought you back to life, you know.
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▶ Aqua : Don't you have something to say?
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▶ Aqua : Come on.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I want to trade this useless goddess for that cute goddess from earlier.
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▶ Aqua : Say something.
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▶ Aqua : Like words of gratitude, or an apology for how you've treated such a
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▶ Aqua : high-class goddess with such contempt all this time...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Goddess change!
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▶ Aqua : Fine, you damn NEET!
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▶ Aqua : Why don't I send you to meet Eris right away, then?!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : N-Now, now, calm down, Aqua!
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▶ Megumin : How do you feel?
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▶ Megumin : Do you feel strang in any way?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : It looks like I'm all right for now.
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▶ Megumin : You are?
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▶ Megumin : You were killed in such a terrible way, after all...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : H-How was I killed?
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▶ Aqua : You were beheaded by the Winter Shogun.
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▶ Aqua : It was quite a splendid slice.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : B-Beheaded?!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Winter in this world is
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▶ Kazuma Satou : a season where only those who make it through the struggle for survival,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : despite the scarce food and harsh environment,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : are allowed to remain alive and active.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : There aren't any quests beginners like us can complete easily.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Okay, retreat!
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▶ EXTRA : Retired
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▶ Aqua : Ta-da!
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▶ Megumin : A Snow Sprite?
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▶ Aqua : I didn't only prostrate myself.
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▶ Aqua : I pretended to set them all free, but I saved just one.
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▶ Aqua : I guess even the Winter Shogun couldn't see through my convincing performance!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Way to go, Aqua!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : All right, hand it over and I'll kill it.
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▶ Aqua : What?! No!
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▶ Aqua : I'm going to take this one home and make it a refrigerator!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : The reward for killing those is 100,000 each!
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▶ Aqua : No! Not this one!
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▶ Aqua : I've already given it a name!
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▶ Aqua : I won't let you kill it!
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▶ Aqua : Don't! Don't!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : She's resisting more than I expected.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Let her be, Kazuma.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Oh, fine.
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▶ Aqua : I'll raise it with care,
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▶ Aqua : and when summer comes, I'll have it make lots of ice.
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▶ Aqua : Then we'll open a snow cone shop!
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▶ Aqua : We'll sleep together on hot, restless nights.
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▶ Aqua : Hey, what does this little one eat?
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▶ Megumin : Do Snow Sprites eat anything to begin with?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : They look so fluffy and soft.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I bet if you put some sugar on it and took a bite, it'd actually be really tasty.
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▶ Aqua : I-I won't let you eat it!
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▶ Megumin : Actually, I've worked up an appetite.
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▶ Aqua : Let's order something!
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▶ Aqua : I wonder what I should choose.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : That goddess...
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▶ Kazuma Satou : She mourned my death so much,
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▶ Kazuma Satou : and smiled kindly when I was revived.
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▶ Eris : This is our little secret, okay?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : A righteous, beautiful girl who's not an oddball!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Finally, so long after I came to this world, the main heroine has appeared!
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▶ Aqua : Kazuma, aren't you going to eat?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, how much did you guys order?!
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▶ Megumin : Once you become as great a magician as I am,
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▶ Megumin : you require great sacrifices in order to function.
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▶ Aqua : What's with you?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What is it?!
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▶ Aqua : I brought you back to life today, Kazuma!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?
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▶ Aqua : There's nothing wrong with a reward of this size, is there?
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▶ Aqua : I put a little of the reward from the quest into it, too!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : That money was to get us through the winter!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What's the problem?
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▶ Kazuma Satou : What?!
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If we run out of money, we can just accept another quest.
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What sort of monster would be good next?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Maybe one that secretes a lot of slime,
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : or one with repulsive tentacles?
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▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Just imagining it makes me quiver with excitement!
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▶ Kazuma Satou : On second thought, I should've reincarnated in Japan.
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▶ Kazuma Satou : I made the wrong choice...
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▶ EXTRA : The magician of extraordinary genius: Megumin. Beneath her charming exterior lay tremendous explosion magic, which was of such splendor, it was even artistic. She brought tears to the eyes of everyone, from children to the elderly, and even to wicked monsters. Spectators rushed in from around to the world to catch a glimpse of her wonderful magic, to the extent it became a subject of public concern. Record of the Great Magician - Chapter 126
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