 Matome Mayonaka : Hey! Pay attention! |
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 Tamotsu Denkigai : Huh? No, I am listening, really. |
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Matome Mayonaka : Those freaks that you fought,
they are the Bugged Ones... |
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Matome Mayonaka : The bloodthirsty monsters who
disturb the peace in Akiba. |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : The rumors were true... |
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Matome Mayonaka : The ones we fought were cosplayers |
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Matome Mayonaka : who became violent by becoming Bugged Ones. |
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Matome Mayonaka : Most of the Bugged Ones are low-class types,
taken over by demons called Kurobugs. |
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Matome Mayonaka : But there are those called the Hazoku, who can
create stronger, high-class Bugged Ones... |
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Matome Mayonaka : Are you listening?! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Oh! Yeah, um... I'm hungry, and...
Can I go and grab a katsu sandwich? |
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Matome Mayonaka : I said! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : I know, I'm listening!
Something about the Hazoku? |
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Matome Mayonaka : The Hazoku are non-humans who have
the power to create Bugged Ones... |
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Matome Mayonaka : And I am one of them. |
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Matome Mayonaka : Some Hazoku seek to coexist with humans. |
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Matome Mayonaka : I am one of them,
and I fight to protect this land. |
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Matome Mayonaka : Recently, they have become active
for some reason. |
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Matome Mayonaka : I have to keep fighting... |
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Matome Mayonaka : My clan has been defending Akihabara
for over 300 years now. |
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Matome Mayonaka : Now that you have the power,
you can no longer leave Akiba. |
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Matome Mayonaka : So you must join me and-- |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : See ya. |
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Matome Mayonaka : Hey?! Aren't you listening?! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : I don't want to do that!
That sounds so bothersome! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Can't you ask the police
or the vigilantes or something? |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : I don't need to take part! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Bye! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : --Hey--
--Wait for me, katsu sandwich! |
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Matome Mayonaka : --Hey--
--Wait for me, katsu sandwich! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Ow! W-What the...? |
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Matome Mayonaka : Like I said, you cannot exit Akiba. |
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Matome Mayonaka : The whole city is surrounded by a powerful
force field to keep the Bugged Ones in. |
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Matome Mayonaka : After receiving my "Transcend Providence,"
you have become my underling... |
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Matome Mayonaka : In other words, a Bugged One. |
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Matome Mayonaka : That hair color is the proof. |
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Matome Mayonaka : In combat, your hair shines,
unlocking your powers. |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : It can't be... |
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 Niwaka Denkigai : You're okay! |
(0:02:07.37) |
 EXTRA : "TRIP 2 - We Formed a Team -
Call Us Electric Mayo!" |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Wow, great! |
(0:03:47.39) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : There's a bunch of old video games
that I've heard of but never played! |
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Niwaka Denkigai : Big Bro, sit down! |
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Niwaka Denkigai : This is important, probably. |
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Matome Mayonaka : "Probably"? |
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 Arisa Ahokainen : This used to be a warehouse for a hobby shop. |
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Arisa Ahokainen : I understand why Tamotsu is excited. |
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Niwaka Denkigai : Miss Arisa, you should sit, too. |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Don't mind me! And do just call me Arisa! |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Hmm...? |
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Arisa Ahokainen : --Moi! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : --Wow!
--Moi! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : This is the world's first
home video game machine, the Ottossei! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Great! Super! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Is there anything else? |
(0:04:20.21) |
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Niwaka Denkigai : Um, so... My brother is no longer human? |
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Matome Mayonaka : Yes... Your brother Tamotsu is... |
(0:04:26.30) |
 Tasujin Ratu : Ahem, allow me to explain. |
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Matome Mayonaka : Professor... |
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Niwaka Denkigai : Professor? This little girl? |
(0:04:34.98) |
Tasujin Ratu : Nice to meet you.
I am Professor Tejasvi Latu. |
(0:04:37.13) |
Tasujin Ratu : My full name is Tejasvi Najawardene Bangalbengal
Rajarajamaharaja Virendravarendra... |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : How about just Professor? |
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Tasujin Ratu : Totally fine! |
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Tasujin Ratu : Tamotsu, you almost...
Or rather, totally died. |
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Tasujin Ratu : When Matome performed the
"Transcend Providence" on you, |
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Tasujin Ratu : you became a Hazoku underling...
a high-class Bugged One. |
(0:04:54.58) |
Tasujin Ratu : That is the power that allowed you to
defeat the Bugged One with a single blow. |
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Tasujin Ratu : The Hazoku are superior to the Bugged Ones, |
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Tasujin Ratu : so high-class Bugged Ones
empowered by the Hazoku are stronger. |
(0:05:04.42) |
Tasujin Ratu : By the way, Matome, how did you
convince yourself to perform the ceremony? |
(0:05:08.82) |
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Tasujin Ratu : You really hated it. |
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Niwaka Denkigai : Okay, I understood none of that,
but I guess you're really not human anymore... |
(0:05:15.83) |
Niwaka Denkigai : Daddy always did say
you fail as a human being. |
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Tasujin Ratu : No need to be pessimistic. |
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Tasujin Ratu : You should feel lucky that
you have become a higher being. |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : But to grow stronger without even trying... |
(0:05:32.87) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : That type of opportunism feels unacceptable... |
(0:05:35.29) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Wait, so if I'm also a Bugged One... |
(0:05:38.12) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : What happens if my clothes get ripped off? |
(0:05:42.00) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : The other ones returned to
normal humans when they got disrobed. |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Would that happen to me, too? |
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Matome Mayonaka : We'll get to that later. |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Huh? What? |
(0:05:52.60) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Besides, how am I supposed to bathe without taking my clothes off? |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : I'm going to stink. |
(0:05:57.51) |
Tasujin Ratu : Fear not! This secret base is equipped
with a special shower room, built by me. |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : I prefer bathtubs... |
(0:06:03.90) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Tamotsu, you pervert! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Why are you in here?! |
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Matome Mayonaka : Don't look! |
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Matome Mayonaka : Enough about the bath. |
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Matome Mayonaka : Since you are my underling now, |
(0:06:14.22) |
Matome Mayonaka : the Bugged Ones will
definitely meddle with you. |
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Matome Mayonaka : You have to fight to defend yourself. |
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Matome Mayonaka : You will join my vigilante group. |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Huh? |
(0:06:24.55) |
Niwaka Denkigai : Vigilante? Like those other people
who hang out in groups around Akiba? |
(0:06:25.32) |
Matome Mayonaka : Yes. The vigilantes are volunteers
who stood up in defense of Akiba. |
(0:06:29.68) |
Matome Mayonaka : Most are just regular people
cleaning the streets and stuff, |
(0:06:34.14) |
Matome Mayonaka : but some are dedicated
Bugged One hunters, like me. |
(0:06:36.70) |
Arisa Ahokainen : Moi! This is so cool,
like a shadow warrior hitman! |
(0:06:41.52) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Wear something! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Ah, well. |
(0:06:46.74) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : There's no getting out of this, right? |
(0:06:48.51) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : If I'm stuck in Akiba,
I guess I have to live here. |
(0:06:50.78) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Live? |
(0:06:54.01) |
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Niwaka Denkigai : Huh? Big Bro, you're going to stay here? |
(0:06:55.37) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : What else can I do? I can't go home. |
(0:06:58.04) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Mayo, you live here, too, right? |
(0:07:00.64) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Well, yes, but... |
(0:07:02.42) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : So I can, too, right? |
(0:07:04.88) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Well, I mean... |
(0:07:06.55) |
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Niwaka Denkigai : But Mom and Dad will be worried! |
(0:07:07.90) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : Tell the folks I started working
at a live-in job or something. |
(0:07:10.72) |
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Niwaka Denkigai : Seriously? Mom might buy it, but Dad... |
(0:07:14.24) |
Matome Mayonaka : --Hey, I demand to be heard...
--What about prep school? |
(0:07:19.20) |
Niwaka Denkigai : --Hey, I demand to be heard...
--What about prep school? |
(0:07:19.20) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : --Hey, I demand to be heard...
--I never go anyway, whatever. |
(0:07:20.69) |
Arisa Ahokainen : --Hey, I demand to be heard...
--I never go anyway, whatever. |
(0:07:20.69) |
Arisa Ahokainen : Moi! It's like summer camp!
--I never go anyway, whatever. |
(0:07:21.02) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Sounds fun! |
(0:07:23.36) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Hey! |
(0:07:24.69) |
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Tasujin Ratu : Oh, don't worry. |
(0:07:25.52) |
Tasujin Ratu : If we clear out that closet space there,
we can fit one more person. |
(0:07:27.69) |
Tasujin Ratu : --But...
--It's okay. |
(0:07:33.28) |
Matome Mayonaka : --But...
--It's okay. |
(0:07:33.28) |
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Tasujin Ratu : He seems like an idiot but not a bad person. |
(0:07:35.26) |
Tasujin Ratu : Besides, he's your underling,
which is like your pet, right? |
(0:07:38.08) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : So... |
(0:07:43.25) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Tamotsu! |
(0:07:43.79) |
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Matome Mayonaka : You will begin working for me, immediately! |
(0:07:45.88) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Seriously? Already? |
(0:07:47.73) |
Matome Mayonaka : As a member of the vigilante group,
you will obey my instructions. Understood? |
(0:07:50.24) |
Matome Mayonaka : If you disobey, or I find you useless,
I will kick you out immediately! |
(0:07:55.43) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Fine, fine. |
(0:08:01.56) |
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Matome Mayonaka : The correct response is, "Yes!" |
(0:08:03.31) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Yesh! |
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Matome Mayonaka : Okay, first off, clean out that room. |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Y-Yes! |
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Matome Mayonaka : Tomorrow morning, we start patrolling at 7 a.m. |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Oh no, I want to sleep in until 10... |
(0:08:11.40) |
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Niwaka Denkigai : Is Big Bro going to be okay? |
(0:08:13.74) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Why are you here, too? |
(0:08:21.16) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : I am a member of this vigilante group, Ma! |
(0:08:22.91) |
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Matome Mayonaka : "Ma"? |
(0:08:25.79) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Me. |
(0:08:26.42) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Ma! |
(0:08:27.92) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Me?! I mean, who said you could join? |
(0:08:28.59) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Oh, no, no. Don't be so stubborn! |
(0:08:32.92) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : The figurines on the shelf... |
(0:08:36.18) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Those were the ones you broke yesterday. |
(0:08:38.91) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Ma, you purchased them, and fixed them. |
(0:08:41.64) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : I like that about you, Ma! |
(0:08:46.02) |
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Matome Mayonaka : W-Well, I felt bad for the shop, and... Well... |
(0:08:50.48) |
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Matome Mayonaka : I'm sorry about yesterday. |
(0:08:54.78) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Moi? |
(0:08:57.32) |
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Matome Mayonaka : I thought you were a Bugged One, so I... |
(0:08:58.89) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Moi! |
(0:09:03.54) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Ma is so cute! |
(0:09:04.96) |
Arisa Ahokainen : From today, you and I are teammates,
soulmates, schoolmates! |
(0:09:07.13) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Okay! I've decided! |
(0:09:12.67) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : What's up, Tamotsu? |
(0:09:14.84) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : I've decided what
our team name is going to be! |
(0:09:16.55) |
Matome Mayonaka : Huh? Is that what you've been pondering
so hard for so long? |
(0:09:20.03) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : Actually I've been pondering
since yesterday. And the name is... |
(0:09:24.68) |
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Matome Mayonaka : What?! That's terrible! It sucks! |
(0:09:29.36) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : It's based on my name and Mayo's!
There is nothing better! |
(0:09:32.65) |
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Matome Mayonaka : No! |
(0:09:36.03) |
 Suidobashi : Excuse me? |
(0:09:37.66) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Vigilantes? |
(0:09:39.82) |
Suidobashi : I need to ask you something
about the many violent events |
(0:09:40.91) |
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Suidobashi : that happened in Akihabara yesterday... |
(0:09:43.75) |
Suidobashi : We have intel suggesting
you were involved in all of them. |
(0:09:46.12) |
EXTRA : You seem to be hanging around with him.
Are you a vigilante, too? |
(0:09:50.19) |
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Matome Mayonaka : If so? |
(0:09:54.13) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : Indeed, we are a new team, composed of
Tamotsu Denkigai and Matome Mayonaka... |
(0:09:55.05) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Named "Electric Mayonnaise!" |
(0:09:59.64) |
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EXTRA : "Electric Mayonnaise" |
(0:10:00.87) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Moi? But where is my name, then? |
(0:10:05.56) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Oh! Um, in that case... |
(0:10:08.94) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : How about "Electric Mayonnaise and Friends?" |
(0:10:11.94) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : That's great! |
(0:10:14.90) |
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Matome Mayonaka : I said I hate that! |
(0:10:16.78) |
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Matome Mayonaka : I do not want such a stupid name! |
(0:10:19.28) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Come on, it's cool! |
(0:10:21.41) |
EXTRA : I don't know if you're Electric Mayo
or Shock Tokyo or whatever, |
(0:10:23.45) |
EXTRA : but are you saying you, a vigilante,
caused those incidents? |
(0:10:25.70) |
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EXTRA : How dare you mess around in our turf! |
(0:10:28.87) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Turf? What's that? |
(0:10:31.54) |
EXTRA : The unspoken laws of Akiba vigilantes,
designed to maintain order! |
(0:10:33.55) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Silly. Let's go, Tamotsu. |
(0:10:37.67) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Hey, you guys! |
(0:10:40.39) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : You'd better respect
the Electric Mayonnaise and Friends! |
(0:10:41.26) |
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Matome Mayonaka : --I said I don't want that name! |
(0:10:44.18) |
Suidobashi : --Hey, wait!
--I said I don't want that name! |
(0:10:45.68) |
Matome Mayonaka : --Hey, wait!
--I said I don't want that name! |
(0:10:45.68) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : --Hey, wait!
--Come on, I decided already! |
(0:10:45.93) |
Arisa Ahokainen : --Moi!
--Come on, I decided already! |
(0:10:46.35) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Moi, moi! Don't mind us! |
(0:10:47.98) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Moi! |
(0:10:51.69) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : See you Ahokainen! Moimoi! |
(0:10:52.90) |
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EXTRA : Hey! Wait! |
(0:10:57.90) |
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EXTRA : Uh, Boss? |
(0:10:59.53) |
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Suidobashi : She's... cute! |
(0:11:00.70) |
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EXTRA : Huh?! |
(0:11:02.70) |
Suidobashi : Electric Mayonnaise...
We need to keep an eye on them. |
(0:11:03.70) |
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EXTRA : Welcome home, Master! |
(0:11:09.16) |
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EXTRA : Welcome to your dream! |
(0:11:11.75) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : The Bugged Ones... What do they want? |
(0:11:15.67) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : The fighting from yesterday... |
(0:11:19.51) |
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EXTRA : "Cosplayers gone wild!" |
(0:11:20.93) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : The online news called it
"Cosplayers gone wild." |
(0:11:21.38) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : What's going on? |
(0:11:25.47) |
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Matome Mayonaka : They use the Kurobugs to create more allies, |
(0:11:26.81) |
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Matome Mayonaka : and are trying to take over Akiba for sure. |
(0:11:29.03) |
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Matome Mayonaka : The name of the organization is Metrotica. |
(0:11:33.48) |
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EXTRA : Kneel to us, the Metrotica! |
(0:11:35.94) |
Matome Mayonaka : Their headquarters must be
somewhere in Akihabara. |
(0:11:38.86) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : But if we don't even know what they are, |
(0:11:42.41) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : isn't it kind of pointless to just fight blindly? |
(0:11:44.51) |
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Matome Mayonaka : I... just want to protect this place... |
(0:11:47.27) |
Arisa Ahokainen : I understand! This town is full
of splendid somethings. |
(0:11:50.62) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : I want to protect it, too! |
(0:11:55.63) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : A splendid something... |
(0:11:57.63) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : I want some, too. |
(0:11:59.51) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : I'm in Akiba of all places,
but on patrol from the morning... |
(0:12:00.80) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : I want to go shopping and stuff... |
(0:12:04.26) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Tamotsu... |
(0:12:05.74) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Wait, vigilantes are unpaid, right? |
(0:12:06.60) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : How do you make a living, let alone shop? |
(0:12:10.35) |
Matome Mayonaka : The research institute that the professor
belongs to does give us some funds. |
(0:12:12.96) |
Matome Mayonaka : But it barely covers more
than the rent at our base. |
(0:12:18.36) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Then how am I supposed to live?! |
(0:12:21.15) |
Matome Mayonaka : You can do some part-time work,
I'll give you enough free time for that. |
(0:12:23.86) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : Hmm... But with no way out
of Akiba, how can I... |
(0:12:26.78) |
 Momo Tsukumo : Master? |
(0:12:31.50) |
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Momo Tsukumo : Are you looking for work? |
(0:12:34.96) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Whoa! |
(0:12:37.13) |
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Momo Tsukumo : Oh, please stay quiet here! |
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Matome Mayonaka : Oh, Momo, you're working here today. |
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Momo Tsukumo : Yes, meow! |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Momo?! Tsukumo Momo,
the popular free agent maid, |
(0:12:44.26) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : known for various legendary acts?! |
(0:12:48.18) |
Arisa Ahokainen : Moi! Nice to meet you,
good evening! I am Arisa! |
(0:12:52.43) |
Momo Tsukumo : Thank you! Meow-chu! Please buy
a handshake ticket at my next concert! |
(0:12:56.52) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Mo... Momo-momo...?! |
(0:13:00.78) |
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Momo Tsukumo : Master. |
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Momo Tsukumo : If you are looking for work,
I know of a great place! |
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EXTRA : "Mashiro's 'Anything' Agency" |
(0:13:08.91) |
 Mashiro Kuga : Hello! Welcome to
the anything goes agency! |
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Mashiro Kuga : I heard from Momo. |
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Mashiro Kuga : You're the guy looking for work, right? |
(0:13:16.71) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : Yeah, something really easy
that pays really well, please. |
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Mashiro Kuga : That sounds too good to be true... |
(0:13:23.38) |
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Mashiro Kuga : And is right here! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Wow, really good pay! |
(0:13:26.43) |
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Matome Mayonaka : That sounds shady. |
(0:13:28.72) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : You probably won't get so much. |
(0:13:30.64) |
Mashiro Kuga : We don't take any responsibility
for information. |
(0:13:32.56) |
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Mashiro Kuga : That's how we do things! |
(0:13:35.85) |
Matome Mayonaka : Wait, I remember getting
a weird reading around there. |
(0:13:37.52) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : What's that? |
(0:13:41.15) |
Matome Mayonaka : The Bugged One sensor,
made by the Professor. |
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Matome Mayonaka : It's mostly useless, since they have to reveal their true nature |
(0:13:44.55) |
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Matome Mayonaka : for the sensor to work, but... |
(0:13:46.97) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Just what we needed! Let's check it out! |
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EXTRA : "Gun & Military ECHIGOYA Tokyo"
"Akihabara Shop"
"Staff wanted" "Gun enthusiasts welcome!!" |
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Matome Mayonaka : Is this the place? |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : It's pretty crowded. |
(0:13:59.25) |
Matome Mayonaka : I guess the military theme
is popular nowadays. |
(0:14:00.75) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Maybe the pay is real. |
(0:14:02.84) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Thanks to Admiral Connection and Tank Girls, |
(0:14:04.71) |
Arisa Ahokainen : the popularity of military-themed things
is at an all-time high. |
(0:14:08.34) |
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Matome Mayonaka : I see. |
(0:14:10.60) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : It's just a bunch of shallow fans
chasing the latest fad. |
(0:14:11.51) |
Arisa Ahokainen : Oh? Is Tamotsu a bona fide
hardcore military otaku? |
(0:14:15.02) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Actually, I don't know much. |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Unexpected! Do you think all
Japanese fighter planes are Type Zero? |
(0:14:21.40) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : It's not? |
(0:14:26.78) |
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EXTRA : Die, casual users! Die! |
(0:14:27.74) |
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EXTRA : Are you listening to me, maggots?! |
(0:14:30.49) |
EXTRA : I have nothing of value
to sell to you putrid scum! |
(0:14:32.37) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : What's going on?! |
(0:14:39.04) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Bugged Ones?! |
(0:14:50.18) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Look! |
(0:14:51.39) |
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Matome Mayonaka : It's off the charts. |
(0:14:52.80) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Is he the boss?! |
(0:14:53.97) |
EXTRA : ...only serious maggots
in the know are welcome! |
(0:14:55.29) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : He's the owner of this store! |
(0:14:57.54) |
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EXTRA : "Manager Hardman" |
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Matome Mayonaka : That's a high-class! Let's go, Tamotsu! |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Huh? Go? What? |
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Matome Mayonaka : Just do what you did yesterday! |
(0:15:03.61) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : I go, too! Whee! |
(0:15:06.19) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Dammit! |
(0:15:08.82) |
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EXTRA : What are you, vigilantes?! |
(0:15:15.45) |
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EXTRA : Fine, this is war! |
(0:15:17.77) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Ow! |
(0:15:28.44) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Dodge them all! |
(0:15:29.67) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Don't be silly... |
(0:15:30.97) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Okay! I dodge! |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Moi! |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Counterattack time! |
(0:15:40.06) |
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Matome Mayonaka : How is she doing that?! |
(0:15:41.75) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Not the time for that! |
(0:15:43.15) |
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Matome Mayonaka : How?! |
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EXTRA : Those moves, are they one of us?!
In that case-- |
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EXTRA : Sir! The enemy is approaching! |
(0:15:52.16) |
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EXTRA : I can see that, you idiot! |
(0:15:54.41) |
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EXTRA : Maggots! Prepare special ammunition! |
(0:15:55.62) |
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EXTRA : Sir! yes, manger sir! |
(0:15:58.41) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Ma? Tamotsu? |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : My body, it's burning up! |
(0:16:05.50) |
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Matome Mayonaka : What a weapon... |
(0:16:08.05) |
EXTRA : Ha, ha, ha! Witness the power
of the disrobing rounds! |
(0:16:10.19) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : It's hot... |
(0:16:13.93) |
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Matome Mayonaka : We can't lose any more clothing... Retreat! |
(0:16:15.14) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Dammit, tactical retreat! |
(0:16:18.26) |
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EXTRA : Sir, the enemy has retreated. |
(0:16:21.25) |
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EXTRA : I can see that, you idiot! |
(0:16:23.35) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : I thought I was going to die. |
(0:16:29.11) |
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Suidobashi : Hey! Are you causing trouble again?! |
(0:16:32.86) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : We don't have time for... |
(0:16:37.53) |
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Suidobashi : Huh? Are you having a naked good time? |
(0:16:38.87) |
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Matome Mayonaka : That's none of your business. |
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EXTRA : Of course it is! We can't let some
random interlopers do as they please! |
(0:16:43.50) |
EXTRA : It'll ruin the good name
of the Chuo Dori Vigilantes! |
(0:16:46.38) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Oh, you're the random interloper. |
(0:16:49.96) |
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Suidobashi : Huh?! You wanna fight? |
(0:16:51.55) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Look! Above you! |
(0:16:54.84) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Oh no! |
(0:16:57.89) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Oh no! |
(0:16:57.89) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Oh no! |
(0:16:57.89) |
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Suidobashi : Oh no! |
(0:16:57.89) |
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Suidobashi : Run! |
(0:16:59.22) |
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Suidobashi : What... What are those?! |
(0:17:02.83) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Bugged Ones. You must have heard of them. |
(0:17:05.14) |
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Suidobashi : Bugged Ones...? |
(0:17:09.07) |
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EXTRA : But that's an urban legend, right? |
(0:17:10.27) |
Matome Mayonaka : It's up to you, whether you
want to believe it or not. |
(0:17:12.46) |
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Matome Mayonaka : But the truth is, Akiba is in danger. |
(0:17:15.49) |
Matome Mayonaka : And you've tasked yourselves
with defending it. |
(0:17:18.37) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : We are the same! |
(0:17:21.79) |
Arisa Ahokainen : Ma and Tamotsu are fighting
to protect Akiba, too! |
(0:17:23.12) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : The feeling is the same with you! |
(0:17:26.54) |
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Suidobashi : B-But... |
(0:17:30.88) |
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Suidobashi : Feel! Be friendly! We are all vigilantes! |
(0:17:31.94) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : Let's leave these guys,
we need to think of something. |
(0:17:37.89) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Yes. |
(0:17:41.64) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Let's go, Arisa! |
(0:17:42.68) |
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Suidobashi : Wait! |
(0:17:43.89) |
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Suidobashi : Let us help. |
(0:17:45.77) |
EXTRA : --Help?
--But we were... |
(0:17:49.15) |
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Suidobashi : I call for a truce. |
(0:17:51.52) |
Suidobashi : I don't believe this Bugged Ones nonsense,
but keeping the peace at Akiba is our job. |
(0:17:52.98) |
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Suidobashi : Let me remind you, I'm not doing this for you. |
(0:17:58.07) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Oh! A yandere! |
(0:18:00.03) |
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Suidobashi : Close, but no. |
(0:18:01.45) |
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Matome Mayonaka : But... |
(0:18:03.62) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Why not? The more the merrier. |
(0:18:04.04) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Besides, I have a plan. |
(0:18:07.50) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : Even if we fail, you can just
revive me again, like last time. |
(0:18:09.75) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Huh? But... |
(0:18:13.21) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Move, move! We must protect Akiba! |
(0:18:14.51) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : I'll handle the outside! |
(0:18:25.98) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Let's go! |
(0:18:27.94) |
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Matome Mayonaka : I always fought alone... |
(0:18:29.73) |
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Matome Mayonaka : I thought that was enough... |
(0:18:33.44) |
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EXTRA : It's them! |
(0:18:38.72) |
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EXTRA : I can see that! |
(0:18:39.86) |
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EXTRA : Go! |
(0:18:40.82) |
Matome Mayonaka : I'll handle the Kurobugs,
you get the manager! |
(0:18:48.73) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Got it! |
(0:18:51.58) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Manager, why do this?! |
(0:18:54.36) |
EXTRA : I have no need for unfaithful cockroaches
who are driven by trends! |
(0:18:57.63) |
EXTRA : My shop is only for knowledgeable elites,
who truly deserve to have hobbies! |
(0:19:01.93) |
EXTRA : The most this casual scum deserves
is to become pawns in my army, |
(0:19:07.81) |
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EXTRA : to conquer all of Akiba! |
(0:19:11.40) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : Hah! You have to treat newcomers well.
That's the only way any content can survive. |
(0:19:14.42) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Everyone started off as a casual user. |
(0:19:18.28) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : I'm sure you used to think all
Japanese warplanes were called Type Zero! |
(0:19:20.63) |
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EXTRA : Huh?! Um... No! Of course not! |
(0:19:25.43) |
EXTRA : I knew about Hayate and Kikka
from the day I was born! |
(0:19:29.71) |
EXTRA : There! That should be
enough disrobing rounds to... |
(0:19:35.96) |
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EXTRA : Dammit! |
(0:19:44.55) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Royal Ultra Super Miracle God Hand! |
(0:19:48.35) |
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EXTRA : Sir! It's a suicide attack! |
(0:19:54.67) |
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EXTRA : I... I can see... that! |
(0:19:57.11) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Mission complete. |
(0:20:00.65) |
EXTRA : --Great!
--Wow! |
(0:20:03.03) |
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EXTRA : He did it! |
(0:20:04.32) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Thanks, leader! |
(0:20:07.12) |
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Suidobashi : I demand you take responsibility for this... |
(0:20:10.25) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : Right, now the manager should
return to a normal human... |
(0:20:12.71) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Huh?! |
(0:20:18.84) |
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Matome Mayonaka : You're the same... |
(0:20:19.88) |
Matome Mayonaka : Lesser Bugged Ones, who are just
being possessed by a Kurobug, |
(0:20:22.26) |
Matome Mayonaka : will return to being a normal human
after being disrobed. |
(0:20:24.68) |
Matome Mayonaka : High-class Bugged Ones and us Hazoku...
We will evaporate, if we are disrobed. |
(0:20:28.74) |
Matome Mayonaka : There's no going back
to being a human for us. |
(0:20:35.35) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Tamotsu, you are the same. |
(0:20:38.07) |
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Matome Mayonaka : I'm sorry... I should have told you sooner... |
(0:20:40.99) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : So... I... |
(0:20:46.12) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Tamotsu... |
(0:20:48.12) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : ...should have a good time while I can?! |
(0:20:48.99) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Huh?! |
(0:20:50.95) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : If I don't know how long I have to live, |
(0:20:51.75) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : I should see and buy all sorts of things,
so I don't have any regrets, right?! |
(0:20:53.83) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Uh, um... |
(0:20:57.48) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : All right! Time for play! |
(0:20:58.42) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : For that, I need to find a job
and make tons of cash! |
(0:21:00.38) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Let's go to that agency again! |
(0:21:03.17) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Hey! Wait! |
(0:21:05.55) |
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Matome Mayonaka : Is he... just a real idiot? |
(0:21:07.26) |
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Arisa Ahokainen : Phew, that's about all of them. |
(0:21:11.68) |
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EXTRA : A brawl in the back streets of Akiba! |
(0:21:15.39) |
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EXTRA : Sources say it's a military otaku infight! |
(0:21:17.77) |
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EXTRA : Come on, otaku, let's all get along, am I right? |
(0:21:20.77) |
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EXTRA : And that's it for the news for this afternoon, |
(0:21:23.82) |
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EXTRA : brought to you by GonTuber, Masuto Niikura. |
(0:21:26.03) |
EXTRA : This is looking really forced,
no matter how we spin it. |
(0:21:32.58) |
EXTRA : Information control is
really getting out of hand-- |
(0:21:35.50) |
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EXTRA : And it's your job to figure out how! |
(0:21:36.75) |
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EXTRA : Yes... |
(0:21:39.63) |
EXTRA : I did not expect the high-class Metrotica
member to be taken down so easily... |
(0:21:40.88) |
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EXTRA : I may need to play my next move. |
(0:21:49.47) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Niwaka, ever heard of the Earphones? |
(0:23:24.27) |
Niwaka Denkigai : O-Of course I have! Why are you
being such a direct salesman?! |
(0:23:25.42) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : I'm just trying to recommend things
to you that have true value... |
(0:23:27.67) |
Niwaka Denkigai : You're sounding just like those people
who sell art on the street! |
(0:23:30.11) |
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Tamotsu Denkigai : Akiba's Trip The Animation! Next episode: |
(0:23:32.22) |
EXTRA : "TRIP 3 - What Happens When You Mindlessly
Follow Someone Who Offers You an Idol Debut" |
(0:23:32.24) |
Tamotsu Denkigai : "What Happens When You Mindlessly Follow
Someone Who Offers You an Idol Debut"! |
(0:23:34.12) |
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Niwaka Denkigai : What? What happens?! Tell me! |
(0:23:36.41) |
