 Aqua : Achoo! |
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| Aqua : Cold... I'm so cold... |
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| Aqua : Warm me up... Somebody warm me up... |
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| Aqua : What's wrong with you?! |
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 Kazuma Satou : Don't you get it?! |
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Kazuma Satou : Darkness went to deal with that lord
last night and never came back! |
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| Kazuma Satou : She's probably... |
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| Kazuma Satou : Megumin? |
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| Kazuma Satou : What's with the cat? |
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 Megumin : I doubt she'll cause much trouble, so... |
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| Kazuma Satou : You want to keep her? |
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| Megumin : Is that all right? |
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| Aqua : Ow! |
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| Aqua : Hey, why'd she only scratch me?! |
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| Aqua : Unbelievable! |
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Aqua : Between the jet black fur
and the imperious attitude, |
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| Aqua : I can sense some sort of malevolent aura! |
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| Aqua : So, what do you call this demonic beast? |
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| Megumin : Chomusuke. |
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| Kazuma Satou : What'd you— |
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| Megumin : She's Chomusuke. |
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Megumin : Anyway, what were the two
of you making a fuss about? |
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| Kazuma Satou : How can you be so calm? |
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| Kazuma Satou : As we speak, Darkness might be... |
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| Megumin : There may be unsavory rumors about that lord, |
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| Megumin : but I doubt Darkness could easily be— |
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| Kazuma Satou : That's the problem with children! |
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Kazuma Satou : You still don't understand
that deviant at all! |
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 Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You can do what you want with my body... |
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Kazuma Satou : "But don't think you'll have
your way with my heart!" |
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| Kazuma Satou : She's sure to say something like that. |
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| Megumin : Wh-Wh-What should we do?! |
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| Megumin : Darkness is in grave danger! |
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| Megumin : What should we do, Kazuma?! |
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| Kazuma Satou : It's too late. |
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| Kazuma Satou : Listen up. When she gets back, |
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| Kazuma Satou : just be as nice to her as you normally would. |
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| Aqua : I-I get it! |
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Aqua : So we can't ask Darkness what it was
like to climb the stairs to adulthood! |
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| Megumin : Darkness... Darkness, she's... |
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 Sena : Satou Kazuma! |
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| Sena : Is Satou Kazuma here?! |
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 EXTRA : KNSB!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2 |
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| EXTRA : Kill Quest |
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| EXTRA : Defeat the monsters in the vicinity of Axel |
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| Aqua : No! |
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| Kazuma Satou : While they were trying to spring me, |
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| EXTRA : Episode 2 A Friend For This Crimson Demon Girl! |
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Kazuma Satou : Megumin had cast her explosion
magic all over the place. |
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Kazuma Satou : Thanks to that, the Giant Toads that
had been hibernating woke up early. |
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| Aqua : Help! |
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| Kazuma Satou : So, we're here to clean up her mess, but... |
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| Aqua : No! |
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| Aqua : I don't wanna be toad food again! |
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Kazuma Satou : The toads haven't slowed
down, despite the cold... |
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| Kazuma Satou : Aren't they a little too hardy? |
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| Megumin : We will not be outdone! |
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Megumin : We must get much, much
stronger in order to survive |
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| Megumin : in this cruel world. |
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| Kazuma Satou : I'll get you out— |
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| Megumin : No, please, help Aqua first. |
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Megumin : It's cold outside, but it's quite
warm inside this toad. |
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| Megumin : Having already cast my explosion magic, |
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| Megumin : all I can do is slow this one down. |
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| Kazuma Satou : O-Okay, I'll leave you to it. |
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| Sena : Is that a good idea?! |
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| Aqua : Kazuma-san! |
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| Aqua : I can't! I just can't! |
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| Aqua : Hurry and do something! |
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Kazuma Satou : Even with Darkness to act as
a sturdy wall for our party, |
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| Kazuma Satou : none of us had an effective ranged attack. |
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Kazuma Satou : In light of that, I decided
to learn a new skill. |
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| Kazuma Satou : And it's called... |
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| Kazuma Satou : Snipe! |
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Kazuma Satou : The Snipe skill has higher accuracy
the higher your luck stat is. |
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| Kazuma Satou : It's a perfect fit for me! |
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| Aqua : Kazuma-san... |
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Aqua : Hey! That arrow almost messed
up the best part of my hair— |
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| Kazuma Satou : Aqua! |
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| Kazuma Satou : KONOSUBA! |
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| Kazuma Satou : My skill... My skill... |
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| Sena : A-Are you people always like this? |
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| Megumin : W-Wait a moment! |
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| Megumin : The toads! |
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| Kazuma Satou : This is bad! Now there's not enough bai— |
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| Kazuma Satou : I mean, enough decoys to keep them occupied! |
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Kazuma Satou : Aqua, you should still be
keeping them occupied! |
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| Aqua : No way! You be the decoy this time! |
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Kazuma Satou : Stupid! You don't have enough
attack power to beat these toads! |
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Kazuma Satou : If we can beat even one of them,
that'd leave just two! |
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Kazuma Satou : Then you and Sena-san can
keep them busy together! |
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Sena : I'm just here to supervise you all,
not to get dragged into— |
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| Aqua : Kazuma, there's your chance! |
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| Aqua : Hurry and get the toa— |
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| Aqua : No! |
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| Kazuma Satou : You guys! |
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Megumin : Excuse me, but I think I'm
slowly being swallowed. |
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| Megumin : Could you rescue me now, please? |
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| Kazuma Satou : Aw, damn it! |
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| Kazuma Satou : If only Darkness were here! |
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| Kazuma Satou : We're doomed! |
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 YunYun : Light of Saber! |
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| YunYun : KONOSUBA! |
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| Kazuma Satou : I honestly don't want to touch them... |
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| Kazuma Satou : You should be able to walk now. |
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| Kazuma Satou : I don't know who you are, but thanks. |
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| YunYun : I-I wasn't trying to save you. |
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YunYun : If my rival had been eaten by
a toad, I'd look ridiculous... |
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| Kazuma Satou : Rival? |
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| YunYun : I-It's been a long time, Megumin! |
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YunYun : Today is the day we finally
settle our long-standing score! |
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| Megumin : Who might you be, exactly? |
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Megumin : I mean, it's strange that
you never gave your name. |
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Megumin : This must be one of those "Hey, it's me!"
scams that Kazuma described before. |
(0:07:21.07) |
| YunYun : F-Fine, then! |
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YunYun : It's embarrassing to do this
in front of strangers, but... |
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| YunYun : My name is Yunyun! |
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YunYun : An arch wizard and master
of advanced magic! |
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| YunYun : She who will one day lead the Crimson Demons! |
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| Megumin : Anyway, this is Yunyun. |
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Megumin : Daughter of the Crimson Demons' leader,
and my self-proclaimed rival. |
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| YunYun : So you did
remember! |
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Kazuma Satou : I see. Well, I'm one of her
adventuring friends, Kazuma. |
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| Kazuma Satou : Nice to meet you, Yunyun. |
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| YunYun : H-Huh? |
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| YunYun : You're not laughing at my name? |
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| Kazuma Satou : Well, y'know, in this world of ours, |
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Kazuma Satou : there are some who have weird
names in the first place, |
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Kazuma Satou : but still end up with disgraceful
nicknames like "Crazy Exploding Girl." |
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Megumin : You mean me? You're talking
about me, aren't you?! |
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Megumin : How did that name attach itself to me
and I'm only now hearing about it?! |
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YunYun : I-Impressive, Megumin.
You've found good allies! |
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| Kazuma Satou : Cut it out! Don't touch me! |
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| YunYun : As befits my rival! |
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YunYun : I'll defeat you and become
first among the Crimson Demons! |
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| YunYun : Now, Megumin, I challenge you to a duel! |
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| Megumin : I'd rather not. It's too cold. |
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| YunYun : Why?! |
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| YunYun : Please, fight me! |
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| Megumin : No, thank you. |
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| YunYun : Please! |
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| YunYun : One fight! Just once! |
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| Sena : You somehow managed today, |
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| Megumin : No. |
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| YunYun : Then when can we have a duel?! |
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Sena : but I'm not fully convinced this
wasn't just an act to deceive me. |
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| Megumin : How should I know? |
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| YunYun : But why?! Megumin! |
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| Sena : Excuse me. |
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Aqua : Well, I'll make arrangements for the
guild to haul the toad meat in. |
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| Megumin : I said no. |
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| YunYun : Come on, Megumin! Just one little duel! |
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| Megumin : Not happening. |
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Kazuma Satou : I don't really appreciate being left
on my own with these two... |
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| YunYun : Aw, come on, Megumin! |
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| Megumin : Very well, then. |
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| Megumin : I can no longer use my magic today, |
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Megumin : so let's make it a contest in the martial arts
that you're supposed to be skilled at. |
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| YunYun : Really? |
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YunYun : I mean, you barely attended
martial arts class at the academy... |
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| Kazuma Satou : Stare. |
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YunYun : And every lunch period,
you'd show up like clockwork, |
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| Kazuma Satou : Stare... |
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YunYun : challenge me to a duel,
and then steal my lunch... |
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| Kazuma Satou : Stare... |
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| Kazuma Satou : Girl... |
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| Megumin : It was a matter of life and death for me. |
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Megumin : Due to personal circumstances, her lunches
were the only thing keeping me alive. |
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| YunYun : All right, then that will be how we fight! |
(0:09:26.76) |
| Kazuma Satou : Seriously? |
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| Megumin : Very well. |
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| Megumin : Now then, come at me as you will! |
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Kazuma Satou : Judging from their builds, it looks
like Yunyun's gonna win this. |
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Kazuma Satou : I can't even begin to imagine Megumin
being any good at unarmed combat. |
(0:09:43.61) |
| YunYun : M-Megumin... |
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| YunYun : Um, your body's still kind of shiny... |
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| Megumin : That's right. |
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Megumin : What you see clinging to every inch of me
are the fluids from inside a toad's stomach. |
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| Megumin : Come! The moment you get close to me, |
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| Megumin : I'll grab you with both arms |
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| Megumin : and put you in a submission hold! |
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| YunYun : N-No way! |
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YunYun : You're trying to make me lose my will
to fight so I'll give up, aren't you? |
(0:10:13.59) |
| YunYun : Right? |
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| Megumin : We're friends, aren't we? |
(0:10:20.38) |
Megumin : And I believe friendship means
sharing in each other's suffering. |
(0:10:23.31) |
| YunYun : No! |
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| Megumin : C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. |
(0:10:28.02) |
| Megumin : C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! |
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| YunYun : I give up! I'll give up! |
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| YunYun : Stay away from me! |
(0:10:33.86) |
| Megumin : C'mon! |
(0:10:34.87) |
| YunYun : I give up! I already gave up! |
(0:10:37.92) |
| Megumin : I win again! |
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| Lalatina Dustiness Ford : S-Stop it! |
(0:10:45.08) |
| Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Damn you! |
(0:10:47.30) |
| Lalatina Dustiness Ford : K-Kill— |
(0:10:49.16) |
| Kazuma Satou : She actually ran off crying. |
(0:10:51.77) |
| Megumin : Kazuma. |
(0:10:54.57) |
| Megumin : The spoils of war. |
(0:10:55.61) |
| Megumin : Sell it to start making your payments. |
(0:10:56.96) |
| Kazuma Satou : Are you sure? |
(0:10:59.23) |
Megumin : It is of no use to a grand sorceress
such as myself, who operates beyond |
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| Megumin : the bounds of society. |
(0:11:04.11) |
Kazuma Satou : Do you ever think about learning
skills other than explosion ma— |
(0:11:07.23) |
| Megumin : Never. |
(0:11:09.69) |
| Kazuma Satou : Yeah, I figured. |
(0:11:10.61) |
| Megumin : What is it? |
(0:11:14.53) |
Kazuma Satou : I was just thinking that you're
prettier than that other girl. |
(0:11:15.91) |
| EXTRA : Wait! |
(0:11:20.01) |
| Megumin : Well, thank you very much! |
(0:11:22.59) |
| Megumin : As thanks, let me give you a big hug! |
(0:11:24.64) |
| Kazuma Satou : S-Stay away from me! |
(0:11:26.82) |
| Megumin : You should be happier. |
(0:11:28.20) |
Megumin : Some people would pay money to
have a slimy girl all over them. |
(0:11:30.33) |
| Kazuma Satou : You reek of toads! |
(0:11:36.92) |
Kazuma Satou : I never thought an embrace
could be so unpleasant... |
(0:11:40.14) |
| Megumin : Chomusuke! |
(0:11:44.28) |
| Megumin : Were you a good— |
(0:11:45.24) |
| Kazuma Satou : Well, I'm off to the bath. |
(0:11:50.02) |
| Kazuma Satou : What is it? |
(0:11:53.68) |
| Megumin : Surely you've heard of "ladies first"? |
(0:11:54.70) |
| Kazuma Satou : I yearn for true gender equality. |
(0:11:57.74) |
Kazuma Satou : I have no patience for one who talks about
female privilege when it suits them, |
(0:12:00.54) |
Kazuma Satou : and then complains about someone
"not being a man" when it's convenient! |
(0:12:03.24) |
Kazuma Satou : Besides, if you want to be treated like
a lady, you should grow into one first! |
(0:12:13.11) |
Megumin : You're treating me like a
child again, aren't you?! |
(0:12:18.06) |
Megumin : For the record, I'm only
three years younger than you! |
(0:12:20.50) |
Kazuma Satou : Yet you seem like just a kid to me,
so you're wasting your time! |
(0:12:23.02) |
| Megumin : This guy's actually taking his clothes off! |
(0:12:27.22) |
| Kazuma Satou : I'm not backing down on this one! |
(0:12:29.46) |
| Kazuma Satou : No matter what! Get it?! |
(0:12:30.85) |
| Kazuma Satou : If you do, then get out of here already! |
(0:12:32.43) |
Megumin : I see. So you don't really
see me as a woman, then. |
(0:12:35.11) |
| Megumin : In that case, I may as well join you. |
(0:12:39.94) |
Kazuma Satou : True. Getting in together
will solve both our problems. |
(0:12:42.70) |
| Megumin : Wha?! |
(0:12:45.09) |
Megumin : E-Excuse me, doesn't this usually
call for a response like, |
(0:12:46.00) |
| Megumin : "D-Dummy! I could never do that!" |
(0:12:48.77) |
Megumin : And then bashfully allowing
me to use the bath first? |
(0:12:50.88) |
Kazuma Satou : Just so you know, I'm not
the type to go for clichés. |
(0:12:53.31) |
| Kazuma Satou : Say, for instance, you were in love with me, |
(0:12:57.64) |
| Kazuma Satou : and some other girl was making moves on me. |
(0:12:59.90) |
Kazuma Satou : If you were to, out of jealousy,
inflict some unjust violence on me, |
(0:13:02.60) |
| Kazuma Satou : I would fight back with no hesitation. |
(0:13:05.76) |
| Kazuma Satou : I'm a guy who does what he has to do! |
(0:13:07.69) |
| Kazuma Satou : You'd do well to remember that! |
(0:13:09.60) |
Megumin : I get the feeling your application of that
saying leaves something to be desired, |
(0:13:13.83) |
| Megumin : but all right, fine. |
(0:13:17.56) |
Kazuma Satou : So after provoking me like that,
you're not gonna join me? |
(0:13:19.09) |
| Kazuma Satou : I'm surprised at your lack of resolve. |
(0:13:21.85) |
| Megumin : How dare you?! |
(0:13:23.31) |
| Megumin : You think I lack resolve?! |
(0:13:24.75) |
| Megumin : Yep. |
(0:13:26.59) |
| Megumin : It's just a bath! I can do that! |
(0:13:28.90) |
| Kazuma Satou : Ouch! |
(0:13:29.19) |
Megumin : Now, stop skulking behind that towel,
and and let's get in the bath! |
(0:13:30.67) |
| Kazuma Satou : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?! |
(0:13:31.12) |
| Kazuma Satou : Stop, you idiot! |
(0:13:33.52) |
| Kazuma Satou : Don't pull on it, you perv! Show a little shame! |
(0:13:35.02) |
| Megumin : Out with it! |
(0:13:37.35) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hey. |
(0:13:44.12) |
| Megumin : Yes? |
(0:13:45.18) |
| Kazuma Satou : I thought cats didn't like baths. |
(0:13:46.74) |
| Megumin : She likes to stay clean. |
(0:13:49.38) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hey... |
(0:13:52.42) |
| Megumin : Yes? |
(0:13:53.54) |
| Kazuma Satou : Is that other girl gonna be okay? |
(0:13:54.57) |
| Megumin : I'm sure I'll see her again. |
(0:13:56.85) |
Megumin : She chases after me,
claiming to be my rival, after all. |
(0:13:58.65) |
| Kazuma Satou : She's the same age as you, right? |
(0:14:02.08) |
Megumin : Why don't you just come out and say what you
were thinking when you looked at me just now? |
(0:14:04.79) |
Kazuma Satou : I was thinking how everybody
matures at their own pace— |
(0:14:09.75) |
Megumin : Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark... |
(0:14:11.71) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hey, cut that out! |
(0:14:12.09) |
| Kazuma Satou : It's bad for my heart! |
(0:14:13.29) |
| Megumin : I'm sure that in another year or two, |
(0:14:15.88) |
Megumin : I'll have a body that'll have
Yunyun crying for forgiveness... |
(0:14:17.89) |
Megumin : I would appreciate it if you'd
stop staring so intently! |
(0:14:22.64) |
| Kazuma Satou : Why are we in the bath together? |
(0:14:27.25) |
| Megumin : Why bring that up now? |
(0:14:30.13) |
| Megumin : Why would you suddenly come to your senses?! |
(0:14:31.68) |
Kazuma Satou : Well, I mean, anyone seeing
this would probably react— |
(0:14:35.72) |
| Aqua : I'm back! |
(0:14:39.46) |
| Aqua : Hey, I got the cash for the toad meat! |
(0:14:41.31) |
| Kazuma Satou : Is it locked?! |
(0:14:45.27) |
| Kazuma Satou : Did you lock the door to the bath?! |
(0:14:46.21) |
| Megumin : I-I didn't! |
(0:14:48.00) |
| Megumin : Wh-Wh-What do we do?! |
(0:14:49.94) |
| Aqua : Kazuma? Megumin? I'm back! |
(0:14:51.83) |
| Aqua : It'd be nice if someone would say something! |
(0:14:55.06) |
| Aqua : Huh? The bath? |
(0:14:58.02) |
| Kazuma Satou : Freeze! |
(0:15:00.90) |
| Kazuma Satou : Either I'm doomed, or my magic holds out! |
(0:15:05.81) |
| Aqua : Hey! |
(0:15:06.31) |
| Aqua : Anyone there? |
(0:15:07.92) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hold out, magic power of mine! |
(0:15:09.65) |
Kazuma Satou : If Aqua sees us, it'll mean getting
called "Pedo-NEET" and "Lolimaniac" |
(0:15:12.14) |
| Kazuma Satou : and other disgraceful nicknames! |
(0:15:15.17) |
| Kazuma Satou : I don't even have the strength to stand. |
(0:15:21.59) |
Aqua : Megumin, when you get out of
the bath, let's have lunch. |
(0:15:25.88) |
| Aqua : Actually, get out of there already. |
(0:15:29.11) |
| Aqua : I'm all slimy myself, y'know! |
(0:15:30.99) |
Megumin : That was a close one. If things
had gone on much longer... |
(0:15:38.30) |
| Kazuma Satou : I almost got branded a lolicon. |
(0:15:40.75) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hey, Megumin. |
(0:15:44.62) |
Kazuma Satou : Sorry to ask, but I can't move,
so could you dry me off? |
(0:15:45.87) |
| Megumin : Hey. |
(0:15:49.18) |
Megumin : Why don't you explain exactly why getting
into the bath with me makes you a lolicon? |
(0:15:50.86) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hey, wait, stop it! |
(0:15:57.02) |
Kazuma Satou : What are you trying to do?!
You'll be branded a female pervert! |
(0:15:58.15) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hey, A-Aqua! |
(0:16:00.64) |
| Kazuma Satou : Aqua! The little girl is bullying me! |
(0:16:01.99) |
| Aqua : Pedo-NEET. |
(0:16:09.62) |
| EXTRA : 12 Giant Toads Killed |
(0:16:11.32) |
| EXTRA : Today's Results |
(0:16:12.07) |
Kazuma Satou : The day after receiving
my disgraceful title, |
(0:16:18.06) |
Kazuma Satou : we dropped by Wiz's shop to figure
out what to do about my debt. |
(0:16:20.85) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hey! |
(0:16:25.47) |
| Kazuma Satou : I'm looking to sell this. |
(0:16:26.76) |
 Wiz : She's here to— |
(0:16:30.11) |
| YunYun : M-My name is Yunyun! |
(0:16:30.92) |
| YunYun : What a coincidence! |
(0:16:33.49) |
| YunYun : What a quirk of fate! |
(0:16:35.05) |
YunYun : To think that we would
have an encounter here! |
(0:16:36.91) |
| YunYun : You truly are my lifelong rival! |
(0:16:38.93) |
Wiz : She heard that you all
visit my store regularly |
(0:16:41.28) |
| Wiz : and has been waiting all morning. |
(0:16:44.18) |
| YunYun : Wh-What are you saying, shopkeep?! |
(0:16:45.73) |
| YunYun : I just came by to buy some magic items... |
(0:16:48.25) |
| YunYun : U-Um, I'd like this! |
(0:16:50.78) |
| YunYun : KONOSUBA! |
(0:16:52.80) |
| Kazuma Satou : I see. |
(0:16:55.56) |
Kazuma Satou : You could've just come by the
mansion instead of doing all this. |
(0:16:56.68) |
YunYun : But I can't just visit someone's
home unannounced... |
(0:17:00.16) |
| Megumin : It's always half-measures with you. |
(0:17:03.70) |
| Megumin : That's why you can't make friends. |
(0:17:05.61) |
| Aqua : Is that true? |
(0:17:06.99) |
Megumin : Yunyun is the rare Crimson Demon
who's embarrassed by her name. |
(0:17:08.00) |
Megumin : She would usually eat lunch
alone at the academy. |
(0:17:11.63) |
| Wiz : Now, now. |
(0:17:14.19) |
| Megumin : And whenever I would cross her line of sight, |
(0:17:14.99) |
| Megumin : she'd gleefully challenge me over and over. |
(0:17:17.86) |
| YunYun : I-It wasn't that bad! |
(0:17:20.98) |
| YunYun : I did have some friends. |
(0:17:22.75) |
| Megumin : I can hardly believe what I'm hearing. |
(0:17:24.53) |
| Megumin : You had friends, Yunyun? |
(0:17:26.69) |
| YunYun : Of course! Even I had friends! |
(0:17:28.33) |
| YunYun : There was Funifura-san and Dodonko-san, |
(0:17:31.10) |
YunYun : who would always say, "We're friends, right?"
and I would treat them to lunch... |
(0:17:33.32) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hey, stop! |
(0:17:37.45) |
| Kazuma Satou : I don't want to hear any more! |
(0:17:38.39) |
| Megumin : Well, since I can only use explosion magic, |
(0:17:40.29) |
| Megumin : I would rather avoid magic duels. |
(0:17:43.59) |
| YunYun : Would you learn some other magic already? |
(0:17:46.35) |
YunYun : You're bound to have unused
skill points, right? |
(0:17:48.68) |
| Megumin : Yes, I do. |
(0:17:51.13) |
Megumin : And I intend to put them all into
"Explosion Magic Power Boost" |
(0:17:53.07) |
| Megumin : and "High-Speed Casting." |
(0:17:56.23) |
YunYun : Stupid! Why are you so obsessed
with explosion magic?! |
(0:17:58.38) |
| Kazuma Satou : That's right, you tell her! |
(0:18:01.64) |
| YunYun : You've always been this way, Megumin! |
(0:18:03.43) |
Aqua : All this talk of duels...
For classmates, you guys sure are vicious. |
(0:18:03.80) |
Megumin : Your lack of appreciation for explosion
magic makes you the crazy one. |
(0:18:06.15) |
| Aqua : Hey, hey. |
(0:18:09.02) |
| Aqua : Maybe this would be good? |
(0:18:10.72) |
| Aqua : "The friendship crystal." |
(0:18:12.21) |
Wiz : Oh, only a seasoned magic user
can use that effectively. |
(0:18:14.16) |
| YunYun : If you can use it well, can you make friends? |
(0:18:19.19) |
| Wiz : Well, yes. |
(0:18:22.33) |
| Wiz : I know! Why not try it? |
(0:18:24.02) |
| Megumin : I hardly see the need to make friends... |
(0:18:26.25) |
| YunYun : Have you lost your nerve, Megumin? |
(0:18:29.53) |
| YunYun : In other words, |
(0:18:32.10) |
YunYun : being able to use this more effectively
is proof of greater spell casting skill! |
(0:18:33.34) |
| YunYun : I challenge you, Megumin! |
(0:18:37.46) |
| Megumin : If you insist, then I will demonstrate for you |
(0:18:39.30) |
| Megumin : the power of a true magic user! |
(0:18:42.48) |
| YunYun : Today is the day we settle this score! |
(0:18:45.11) |
| Wiz : Just what I'd expect from Crimson Demons. |
(0:18:52.57) |
| YunYun : Now, crystal, demonstrate your power! |
(0:18:54.60) |
| Wiz : The crystal's power is activating! |
(0:18:57.71) |
| Wiz : It's never projected this much before! |
(0:19:07.96) |
| Wiz : They both have incredible magic! |
(0:19:10.61) |
| Kazuma Satou : What... is this?! |
(0:19:12.44) |
| Kazuma Satou : Is she gathering bread crusts? |
(0:19:22.29) |
| Aqua : Wait a minute... |
(0:19:25.71) |
| YunYun : Happy birthday! |
(0:19:31.16) |
| Aqua : Is she... by herself? |
(0:19:34.98) |
| EXTRA : Dang it! |
(0:19:36.87) |
| EXTRA : Onee-chan, you're amazing! |
(0:19:39.68) |
| YunYun : Not bad! But how about this?! |
(0:19:47.72) |
| EXTRA : You're so great! |
(0:19:52.64) |
| EXTRA : Onee-chan, this is great! |
(0:20:04.66) |
YunYun : I wouldn't even mind a devil
for a friend at this point... |
(0:20:07.73) |
Kazuma Satou : She's working odd jobs to take
her "friends" out to eat?! |
(0:20:10.87) |
| Aqua : Wait, why is she... |
(0:20:14.73) |
| Aqua : eating a bug? |
(0:20:16.66) |
| Megumin : What is this?! |
(0:20:19.74) |
YunYun : Shopkeep, you said this crystal
would create friendship, right?! |
(0:20:21.14) |
Wiz : This is a valued item that deepens
feelings of friendship and love |
(0:20:23.96) |
| Wiz : by exposing past embarrassment... actually... |
(0:20:30.09) |
| YunYun : Megumin! Hey, Megumin! |
(0:20:34.72) |
| YunYun : Is this going to make us friends?! |
(0:20:36.61) |
| YunYun : KONOSUBA! |
(0:20:45.19) |
| Wiz : I'll just put that on your tab, Kazuma-san. |
(0:20:47.46) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hang on. Megumin was the one who broke it. |
(0:20:50.05) |
| Megumin : Yunyun was the one who wanted to use it. |
(0:20:52.73) |
| Megumin : She'll pay. |
(0:20:55.41) |
| YunYun : My duel... I finally got her to duel, and... |
(0:20:56.70) |
| Megumin : How long are you going to mope? |
(0:20:59.07) |
| YunYun : But how do we know who won? |
(0:21:01.09) |
| YunYun : Can we call it a draw? |
(0:21:03.98) |
| Megumin : I don't mind. |
(0:21:06.00) |
Megumin : I'm not childish enough to be
competitive over games anymore. |
(0:21:08.27) |
YunYun : Come to think of it, didn't we used to
compete to see who would grow faster? |
(0:21:12.70) |
YunYun : If you think you're not childish anymore,
do you want to do that again? |
(0:21:16.49) |
Megumin : That's not what I mean when
I talk about being childish. |
(0:21:20.05) |
| Megumin : After all, I'm... |
(0:21:25.12) |
Megumin : in the kind of relationship with Kazuma
here where we bathe together. |
(0:21:30.33) |
| Kazuma Satou : Hey! |
(0:21:34.44) |
| Wiz : Oh, my! |
(0:21:35.13) |
| Kazuma Satou : Don't joke about that! |
(0:21:39.61) |
| Kazuma Satou : Is this the mouth?! |
(0:21:41.13) |
Kazuma Satou : Is this the mouth trying to make
my reputation even worse?! |
(0:21:41.84) |
| YunYun : I-I'll... |
(0:21:44.38) |
| YunYun : I'll admit that I lost today! |
(0:21:46.45) |
| Wiz : Come again! |
(0:21:51.75) |
| Aqua : She's a lively girl. |
(0:21:53.02) |
| Kazuma Satou : You are, too. |
(0:21:54.60) |
| Megumin : I win again! |
(0:21:58.43) |
| EXTRA : Episode 3 |
(0:23:29.93) |
| EXTRA : for the of This rinth! |
(0:23:29.93b) |
| Aqua : Here is the progress report I said I would send. |
(0:23:31.27) |
| Aqua : Mr. Kazuma seemed like a problem at first, |
(0:23:33.56) |
Aqua : but he's become a seasoned
and formidable adventurer. |
(0:23:35.83) |
| Aqua : Absolutely not the kind— |
(0:23:39.09) |
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku o! 2 - Episode 2
next to a Quote to make it the new QOTD. And if I see it, I'll add the Audio for it!