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▶ Kobayashi : My head hurts.	(0:00:46.44)
▶ Kobayashi : I drank too much.	(0:00:48.54)
▶ Kobayashi : Cold!	(0:01:04.45)
▶ EXTRA : We're with Maid Cafe Cozy.	(0:01:06.86)
▶ EXTRA : Please stop by.	(0:01:09.29)
▶ EXTRA : We hope you'll visit.	(0:01:11.21)
▶ Kobayashi : Man... my lower back hurts.	(0:01:15.61)
▶ Kobayashi : Today we're running the integration test on that program, huh?	(0:01:20.26)
▶ Kobayashi : Dragons.	(0:01:45.24)
▶ Kobayashi : The most powerful creatures there are.	(0:01:46.56)
▶ Kobayashi : An imaginary creation that breathes fire, flies, and sometimes uses magic.	(0:01:49.65)
▶ Tohru : Tada!	(0:01:59.85)
▶ Kobayashi : Or... so I thought.	(0:02:10.09)
▶ Tohru : Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.	(0:03:48.73)
▶ EXTRA : Horns. Tails. Illusion? Where from? Dragon. Cosplay. Real? Lack of Sleep? Delusion? Stranger. Girl. Maid. Will she eat me? Who? Greeting me? Speaking. I'll be eaten. Too tired?	(0:03:50.75)
▶ EXTRA : Dream	(0:03:53.75)
▶ Kobayashi : Good morning.	(0:03:55.73)
▶ Tohru : Would it be all right to come in?	(0:03:57.34)
▶ Kobayashi : Oh, sure, come inside.	(0:03:59.38)
▶ EXTRA : -Working Adult's Response-	(0:04:01.92)
▶ Kobayashi : So we met yesterday, and I offered to let you stay here?	(0:04:04.50)
▶ EXTRA : Miss Kobayashi	(0:04:04.93)
▶ Kobayashi : Uh, Tohru-san? That's what I said?	(0:04:08.08)
▶ Tohru : Yes!	(0:04:11.35)
▶ Kobayashi : Strange. I'm not waking up from this dream.	(0:04:13.13)
▶ Kobayashi : It's not a dream?	(0:04:16.22)
▶ Kobayashi : No, no...	(0:04:18.01)
▶ Kobayashi : Um...	(0:04:21.33)
▶ Kobayashi : Where did we meet?	(0:04:22.19)
▶ Tohru : The mountains!	(0:04:23.82)
▶ Tohru : We met in the mountains!	(0:04:24.69)
▶ Kobayashi : The mountains?	(0:04:27.69)
▶ Kobayashi : Mountains...	(0:04:30.71)
▶ Kobayashi : In the mountains...	(0:04:33.08)
▶ Kobayashi : A dragon?	(0:04:37.66)
▶ Kobayashi : Then...	(0:04:40.58)
▶ Kobayashi : Uh...	(0:04:43.32)
▶ EXTRA : Dragonslayer	(0:04:44.59)
▶ Kobayashi : Want to come to my place?	(0:04:48.07)
▶ Kobayashi : Want to come to my place?	(0:04:50.47)
▶ Tohru : I'll never forget those kind words!	(0:04:53.26)
▶ Tohru : Please allow me to start working here as your maid!	(0:04:56.71)
▶ Kobayashi : You can't.	(0:05:00.07)
▶ Tohru : Huh?	(0:05:01.65)
▶ Kobayashi : I don't know if you're a dragon or whatever, but I'm not planning on hiring anyone.	(0:05:02.47)
▶ Tohru : I-I wouldn't need any pay!	(0:05:08.37)
▶ Kobayashi : No, that's not the problem...	(0:05:10.15)
▶ Tohru : I can be useful!	(0:05:11.90)
▶ EXTRA : Fire Curse	(0:05:13.91)
▶ Tohru : I can turn this entire area into a sea of fire, or curse people to death!	(0:05:14.17)
▶ Kobayashi : No, no, no!	(0:05:17.37)
▶ Kobayashi : Though, why a maid?	(0:05:18.90)
▶ Tohru : Because you said a maid would be best!	(0:05:20.50)
▶ Kobayashi : I did?	(0:05:22.95)
▶ Kobayashi : Oh, right.	(0:05:28.84)
▶ Kobayashi : I'm sorry I made a promise I can't keep.	(0:05:33.19)
▶ Kobayashi : But I hope you'll understand...	(0:05:36.39)
▶ Kobayashi : I can't change the impossible.	(0:05:38.75)
▶ Tohru : It's absolutely impossible?	(0:05:46.53)
▶ Kobayashi : Yeah, I'm sorry.	(0:05:49.53)
▶ Tohru : Understood.	(0:05:55.46)
▶ Tohru : My apologies as well, for dropping in so suddenly.	(0:05:57.12)
▶ Kobayashi : Want to come to my place?	(0:06:14.24)
▶ Kobayashi : I can't erase this guilt.	(0:06:18.41)
▶ Kobayashi : It's not a dream?	(0:06:24.09)
▶ Kobayashi : If it's not a dream, then...	(0:06:27.02)
▶ EXTRA : Shift Starts 9:00	(0:06:32.57)
▶ Kobayashi : I'm late?!	(0:06:34.06)
▶ Kobayashi : Tohru!	(0:06:35.21)
▶ Kobayashi : Can you fly?!	(0:06:39.93)
▶ Kobayashi : Super fast!	(0:06:51.17)
▶ Tohru : Huh? What'd you say?	(0:06:53.20)
▶ Kobayashi : You're damn fast!	(0:06:54.43)
▶ Kobayashi : I guess I'll hire her.	(0:07:02.34)
▶ Tohru : Really?!	(0:07:03.40)
▶ Kobayashi : So you can hear me.	(0:07:04.47)
▶ Kobayashi : Maybe it won't be so bad to have someone around from now on.	(0:07:08.83)
▶ Kobayashi : Thinking that way—	(0:07:12.83)
▶ Kobayashi : This really hits my lower back.	(0:07:15.65)
▶ Kobayashi : Ahem.	(0:07:21.87)
▶ Kobayashi : First, let's see what you consider proper form for a maid.	(0:07:23.54)
▶ Tohru : Very well!	(0:07:28.31)
▶ EXTRA : Maid Cafe Cozy	(0:07:29.38)
▶ Tohru : Here you go.	(0:07:29.65)
▶ EXTRA : Maid Cafe Cozy	(0:07:30.76)
▶ Tohru : Maid Cafe Cozy.	(0:07:31.17)
▶ Kobayashi : What's this?	(0:07:33.81)
▶ Tohru : I saw it on the way here.	(0:07:35.30)
▶ Kobayashi : Looks like I'll have to teach you from scratch.	(0:07:37.56)
▶ Kobayashi : First, as a housemaid, you clean!	(0:07:39.76)
▶ Tohru : I'm good at cleaning!	(0:07:42.43)
▶ Tohru : How's that?!	(0:07:46.93)
▶ Kobayashi : What are you doing destroying it?!	(0:07:47.97)
▶ Kobayashi : Now I bring it back.	(0:07:48.94)
▶ Kobayashi : You can bring it back?!	(0:07:50.08)
▶ Kobayashi : Next! Laundry maid!	(0:07:50.94)
▶ Kobayashi : You do laundry!	(0:07:52.99)
▶ Tohru : I can handle that, too!	(0:07:53.94)
▶ Tohru : I can produce saliva that only removes stains	(0:07:56.83)
▶ EXTRA : I can produce saliva that only removes stains.	(0:07:57.05)
▶ Kobayashi : That's filthy! Be mindful of appearances!	(0:08:00.37)
▶ Kobayashi : Next! Parlour maid!	(0:08:02.65)
▶ Kobayashi : You entertain guests.	(0:08:04.17)
▶ Tohru : Please leave it to me!	(0:08:05.32)
▶ EXTRA : Delivery. Please sign here.	(0:08:07.18)
▶ Tohru : We have nothing for foolish, inferior humans like you!	(0:08:09.63)
▶ Kobayashi : Hey!	(0:08:12.93)
▶ Tohru : Oh, you're an exception of course, Miss Kobayashi!	(0:08:13.50)
▶ Kobayashi : Last one! Kitchen maid!	(0:08:16.13)
▶ Kobayashi : You cook!	(0:08:18.62)
▶ Tohru : I'm the best at that!	(0:08:19.37)
▶ Tohru : Here's my roasted tail!	(0:08:21.97)
▶ Kobayashi : No way.	(0:08:24.14)
▶ Tohru : Huh?	(0:08:24.94)
▶ Kobayashi : No way.	(0:08:26.26)
▶ Tohru : Wha?!	(0:08:27.22)
▶ Tohru : Should I have roasted it longer?	(0:08:28.10)
▶ Kobayashi : That's not the problem.	(0:08:30.57)
▶ Tohru : I'm confident you'll enjoy it, Miss Kobayashi!	(0:08:31.59)
▶ Kobayashi : It doesn't work ethically or physiologically.	(0:08:33.80)
▶ Tohru : Oh, I see. So you're a picky eater, then?	(0:08:35.51)
▶ Kobayashi : You're biased.	(0:08:38.11)
▶ Tohru : Jeez, you're hopeless.	(0:08:39.11)
▶ Kobayashi : It grew back?!	(0:08:45.70)
▶ Tohru : It took time to remove the poison, you know!	(0:08:46.75)
▶ Kobayashi : It's poisonous?!	(0:08:49.43)
▶ Kobayashi : Hmm, you don't even know the basics of being a maid.	(0:08:50.56)
▶ Tohru : I'll learn from the ground up!	(0:08:55.14)
▶ Tohru : First, please tell me what you dislike!	(0:08:56.82)
▶ Kobayashi : What I dislike?	(0:08:59.82)
▶ Kobayashi : I'm no good with hijiki or eggplant.	(0:09:01.34)
▶ Tohru : I see. I'll remember that.	(0:09:03.36)
▶ Tohru : By the way, I dislike eggs without yolks myself.	(0:09:05.69)
▶ Tohru : My friend, Herensuge, was hit with one and killed.	(0:09:09.01)
▶ Kobayashi : That's surreal.	(0:09:12.03)
▶ Kobayashi : Wait, why are you asking about my dislikes?	(0:09:13.97)
▶ Kobayashi : Wouldn't you usually ask what I like?	(0:09:16.54)
▶ Tohru : Oh, I can't do that.	(0:09:18.31)
▶ Tohru : Many of my friends were actually slain using the things they like.	(0:09:20.56)
▶ Tohru : Like liquor, women, gems, and such.	(0:09:24.44)
▶ Kobayashi : Not much different from humans.	(0:09:26.84)
▶ Tohru : But I'll let you know this one.	(0:09:28.82)
▶ Tohru : I love you, Miss Kobayashi!	(0:09:31.56)
▶ Kobayashi : Are you planning to eat me?	(0:09:34.98)
▶ Tohru : I don't mean that way! I mean sexually!	(0:09:35.99)
▶ Kobayashi : I'm a woman, though?	(0:09:38.02)
▶ Tohru : You saved me, Miss Kobayashi!	(0:09:40.08)
▶ Tohru : So I'll use my entire being to repay the favor!	(0:09:42.61)
▶ Tohru : I'd like you to use me to commute to work again tomorrow!	(0:09:45.64)
▶ Kobayashi : I had enough of that today. You're hard.	(0:09:48.47)
▶ Tohru : Please give me a chance!	(0:09:51.52)
▶ Tohru : I was raised to repay all favors, even if owed to foolish, inferior humans!	(0:09:53.49)
▶ Kobayashi : You said "foolish, inferior" again.	(0:09:58.48)
▶ Kobayashi : Tohru. There's a reason I won't use you to commute.	(0:10:01.82)
▶ Tohru : Your lower back?	(0:10:06.28)
▶ Kobayashi : That's half the reason.	(0:10:07.38)
▶ Kobayashi : The other half is...	(0:10:09.08)
▶ Kobayashi : You stand out!	(0:10:12.44)
▶ Kobayashi : I think dragons are better left holding down the fort!	(0:10:14.26)
▶ Tohru : Holding the fort?!	(0:10:17.70)
▶ Kobayashi : You're one of the stronger dragons, right, Tohru?	(0:10:19.06)
▶ Tohru : Strong enough to bring about Armageddon.	(0:10:21.37)
▶ Kobayashi : Don't bring it about.	(0:10:23.55)
▶ Kobayashi : The world's more dangerous lately.	(0:10:25.01)
▶ Kobayashi : It'll be a relief to know you're here keeping the house safe.	(0:10:28.26)
▶ Tohru : Understood! Leave it to me!	(0:10:32.73)
▶ Kobayashi : Simple-gon.	(0:10:35.85)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, I'm off to the office.	(0:10:37.43)
▶ Kobayashi : If anybody calls, please answer.	(0:10:39.99)
▶ Tohru : Calls?	(0:10:42.63)
▶ Kobayashi : Oh, right.	(0:10:43.69)
▶ Kobayashi : This is a phone.	(0:10:45.38)
▶ Kobayashi : When it rings, pick it up like this.	(0:10:46.61)
▶ Kobayashi : Then...	(0:10:49.85)
▶ Tohru : Understood!	(0:10:51.18)
▶ Kobayashi : Okay, take care.	(0:10:52.44)
▶ Tohru : Have a safe trip!	(0:10:53.47)
▶ Tohru : Holding the fort?	(0:10:56.79)
▶ Tohru : What were those people doing anyway?	(0:11:01.53)
▶ Tohru : I guess I'll ask Fafnir-san.	(0:11:04.23)
▶ Fafnir : Kill them.	(0:11:07.34)
▶ Fafnir : Kill all who try to steal your treasure.	(0:11:08.95)
▶ Fafnir : Kill all you suspect.	(0:11:11.80)
▶ Fafnir : Kill them with curses.	(0:11:13.34)
▶ Fafnir : Curse their generations to come—	(0:11:14.95)
▶ Tohru : That's helpful!	(0:11:16.27)
▶ Tohru : All right, time to do my best to earn Miss Kobayashi's praise!	(0:11:17.99)
▶ EXTRA : The person living here is away at this hour.	(0:11:25.51)
▶ EXTRA : Let's finish this quickly.	(0:11:28.64)
▶ EXTRA : There.	(0:11:29.53)
▶ EXTRA : Protect us!	(0:11:45.54)
▶ EXTRA : We saw one!	(0:11:47.34)
▶ EXTRA : Saw what?	(0:11:48.52)
▶ EXTRA : A monster!	(0:11:48.96)
▶ Kobayashi : I'm home.	(0:11:50.85)
▶ Tohru : Welcome home!	(0:11:52.29)
▶ Kobayashi : Hold the fort down well?	(0:11:53.76)
▶ Tohru : I was lonely.	(0:11:55.13)
▶ Kobayashi : Hmm.	(0:11:56.60)
▶ Tohru : I didn't get to kill them either.	(0:11:57.17)
▶ Kobayashi : Mhmm. Wait, what?!	(0:11:58.35)
▶ EXTRA : The Strongest Maid in History, Tohru! (Well, She is a Dragon)	(0:12:02.70)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Kobayashi-san.	(0:12:13.28)
▶ Kobayashi : What is it, Takiya-kun?	(0:12:14.86)
▶ EXTRA : Takiya Makoto	(0:12:15.75)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Want to go drinking tonight?	(0:12:16.50)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, maybe for one round.	(0:12:18.41)
▶ Kobayashi : There are plenty of other girls you could ask.	(0:12:22.66)
▶ Makoto Takiya : You're like one of the guys, though.	(0:12:25.32)
▶ Kobayashi : Why you...	(0:12:28.53)
▶ Makoto Takiya : That girl's looking our way. Someone you know?	(0:12:32.06)
▶ Tohru : I'm Kobayashi Tohru!	(0:12:37.26)
▶ Tohru : I'm a maid living with Miss Kobayashi every day.	(0:12:39.63)
▶ Kobayashi : She's one of my relatives, and I'm looking after her.	(0:12:45.30)
▶ Makoto Takiya : I'm Takiya Makoto, her coworker.	(0:12:48.17)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Nice to meet you, Tohru-chan.	(0:12:51.65)
▶ Tohru : Nice to meet you, too.	(0:12:53.36)
▶ Makoto Takiya : We were just talking about going for drinks together.	(0:12:55.75)
▶ Tohru : This man is trying to seduce Miss Kobayashi.	(0:12:56.06)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Would you like to come, too, Tohru-chan?	(0:12:58.46)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Wait, are you old enough to drink?	(0:12:59.92)
▶ Tohru : I won't allow it!	(0:13:00.70)
▶ Tohru : Yes, I can drink, stultus.	(0:13:02.29)
▶ EXTRA : stultus = Latin, fool	(0:13:04.68)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Stul?	(0:13:05.44)
▶ Kobayashi : A round after work's the best!	(0:13:11.66)
▶ Tohru : Miss Kobayashi's so cute!	(0:13:14.59)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Huh? You're not drinking any liquor, Tohru?	(0:13:16.39)
▶ Tohru : No.	(0:13:19.30)
▶ Makoto Takiya : I see. Well, you can drink what you like.	(0:13:20.24)
▶ Tohru : I don't intend to share drinks with you.	(0:13:20.57)
▶ Tohru : Still, what do I do about this man?	(0:13:23.14)
▶ Tohru : The laws are strict in this world, too.	(0:13:25.52)
▶ Tohru : Right!	(0:13:28.28)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Man, still, today's work was rough, wasn't it?	(0:13:29.71)
▶ Tohru : I can show off how close me and Miss Kobayashi are!	(0:13:30.11)
▶ EXTRA : Key Performance, Cycle Process, Rewrites, Iterations, Revisions, Solutions, Alpha Tests, Source Level Compatibility, Anti-Pattern, Steering Committee, Transaction Division, Project Management, Development Processes, Frontloading, Metrics, Spiral Models, Evidence, Coders, Dumps, Crashing, Spaghetti Code, Cutovers, Moderation	(0:13:33.41)
▶ Kobayashi : We're only secondary or tertiary subcontractors, so what can we do?	(0:13:33.59)
▶ EXTRA : Key Performance, Cycle Process, Rewrites, Iterations, Revisions, Solutions, Alpha Tests, Source Level Compatibility, Anti-Pattern, Steering Committee, Transaction Division, Project Management, Development Processes, Frontloading, Metrics, Spiral Models, Evidence, Coders, Dumps, Crashing, Spaghetti Code, Cutovers, Moderation	(0:13:37.42)
▶ Makoto Takiya : But when we follow their exact directions, it always causes failures, right?	(0:13:37.72)
▶ Makoto Takiya : And if we don't point it out, the developers don't notice either.	(0:13:41.57)
▶ EXTRA : Key Performance, Cycle Process, Rewrites, Iterations, Revisions, Solutions, Alpha Tests, Source Level Compatibility, Anti-Pattern, Steering Committee, Transaction Division, Project Management, Development Processes, Frontloading, Metrics, Spiral Models, Evidence, Coders, Dumps, Crashing, Spaghetti Code, Cutovers, Moderation	(0:13:44.42)
▶ EXTRA : Key Performance, Cycle Process, Rewrites, Iterations, Revisions, Solutions, Alpha Tests, Source Level Compatibility, Anti-Pattern, Steering Committee, Transaction Division, Project Management, Development Processes, Frontloading, Metrics, Spiral Models, Evidence, Coders, Dumps, Crashing, Spaghetti Code, Cutovers, Moderation	(0:13:48.80)
▶ Makoto Takiya : I know that, I'm just complaining about them foisting their problems on us.	(0:13:49.01)
▶ Kobayashi : It's common for schedules to be based on people taking on more roles. Common.	(0:13:52.77)
▶ Tohru : I can't follow what they're saying at all...	(0:13:53.20)
▶ Tohru : Speak Dragon, please.	(0:13:55.89)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Ah, I'm sorry, Tohru-chan.	(0:13:57.31)
▶ Makoto Takiya : It's hard for you to join in the conversation, right?	(0:13:59.75)
▶ Tohru : Th-The level's so low I don't feel like joining in, that's all!	(0:14:03.12)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Ah.	(0:14:05.97)
▶ Tohru : Let's talk more about Ragnarok and Armageddon!	(0:14:07.07)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Huh?!	(0:14:10.36)
▶ Tohru : Besides, I've had enough of this!	(0:14:11.30)
▶ Tohru : Time to use force!	(0:14:13.20)
▶ Tohru : I'll kill you, then leave you out to feed the jackals!	(0:14:14.32)
▶ Tohru : Miss Kobayashi?	(0:14:19.11)
▶ Kobayashi : Tohru!	(0:14:23.04)
▶ Kobayashi : Maids don't talk like that!	(0:14:25.89)
▶ Tohru : She's drunk!	(0:14:30.38)
▶ Kobayashi : First of all, what's with your maid uniform?	(0:14:31.38)
▶ EXTRA : Gripe	(0:14:31.39)
▶ Kobayashi : Are you underestimating maids?	(0:14:34.01)
▶ Kobayashi : Braid your hair and put it in a cap.	(0:14:35.37)
▶ Kobayashi : We've got enough french maids. That's just cosplay now.	(0:14:37.34)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Here it comes!	(0:14:40.13)
▶ Tohru : T-Takiya-san?!	(0:14:42.31)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Kobayashi-dono!	(0:14:43.59)
▶ Makoto Takiya : I agree Tohru-tan's a cosplay-level maid!	(0:14:45.08)
▶ Makoto Takiya : She's just like those foreigners pretending to be ninja or samurai!	(0:14:47.57)
▶ Kobayashi : That's right!	(0:14:50.32)
▶ Kobayashi : I'll acknowledge the cuteness of the Gothic lolita trend,	(0:14:51.49)
▶ Kobayashi : but that draws a clear line as local fashion!	(0:14:53.95)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Exactly! While lolita and maid fashion may acknowledge one another,	(0:14:56.75)
▶ Makoto Takiya : they should be more careful about blending together!	(0:15:00.79)
▶ Makoto Takiya : In the first place, maid costumes like hers spread throughout Japan because...	(0:15:03.79)
▶ Tohru : This has gone beyond joining or not joining the conversation.	(0:15:04.52)
▶ Kobayashi : Hey, Tohru!	(0:15:08.05)
▶ Kobayashi : We're giving you some high-level maid conversations, so talk. Got it?	(0:15:10.70)
▶ Tohru : I-I'm sorry.	(0:15:16.19)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Tohru-tan, those horns of yours really raise the cosplay level, too...	(0:15:17.51)
▶ Tohru : I'm a dragon, so I don't know what you're talking about.	(0:15:22.06)
▶ Kobayashi : Strip.	(0:15:24.69)
▶ EXTRA : Huh?	(0:15:25.64)
▶ Kobayashi : Strip!	(0:15:26.18)
▶ Tohru : Huh?	(0:15:28.72)
▶ Kobayashi : Hide them!	(0:15:29.35)
▶ Kobayashi : Hide your breasts and loins!	(0:15:30.62)
▶ Kobayashi : Acting embarrassed when you're stripped is part of proper behavior!	(0:15:32.07)
▶ Tohru : Y-Yes!	(0:15:35.17)
▶ Kobayashi : Not enough embarrassment!	(0:15:36.98)
▶ Kobayashi : Show us what you're made of!	(0:15:39.37)
▶ Tohru : H-Humans are terrifying!	(0:15:40.24)
▶ Kobayashi : Bring more liquor and maids!	(0:15:41.51)
▶ Kobayashi : Victorian maids!	(0:15:44.73)
▶ Makoto Takiya : I'm sorry, Tohru-chan.	(0:15:47.49)
▶ Makoto Takiya : I usually go drinking with Kobayashi-san to chat about maids.	(0:15:49.60)
▶ Makoto Takiya : I'm secretly an otaku, so outings like this are very precious to me.	(0:15:53.42)
▶ Tohru : Yes, I understand.	(0:15:58.12)
▶ Tohru : In exchange, I'll be surprising you a bit.	(0:16:00.37)
▶ Makoto Takiya : We'll say I drank too much.	(0:16:18.25)
▶ Makoto Takiya : You really like Kobayashi-san, huh?	(0:16:20.89)
▶ Tohru : Yes.	(0:16:24.51)
▶ Tohru : Though I hate you.	(0:16:27.52)
▶ Tohru : So humans all soil their clothes with waste products?	(0:16:52.09)
▶ Tohru : Inferior species!	(0:16:57.10)
▶ Tohru : Miss Kobayashi's waste...	(0:16:59.85)
▶ Tohru : Hmm, none left.	(0:17:03.53)
▶ Kobayashi : I told you before, didn't I?	(0:17:07.63)
▶ Kobayashi : Stop licking the laundry.	(0:17:09.29)
▶ Tohru : Yes.	(0:17:11.68)
▶ Tohru : From now on I'll handle it by licking you directly, Miss Kobayashi.	(0:17:12.38)
▶ Kobayashi : Don't lick me.	(0:17:14.10)
▶ Kobayashi : Also, there's the way you do laundry!	(0:17:15.25)
▶ Tohru : Am I doing it wrong?	(0:17:17.32)
▶ Kobayashi : You are!	(0:17:18.56)
▶ Kobayashi : Try listing the steps for doing laundry.	(0:17:19.86)
▶ Tohru : Yes.	(0:17:21.72)
▶ Tohru : First, I use my clairvoyance to check inside your pockets.	(0:17:22.60)
▶ Kobayashi : Okay.	(0:17:25.78)
▶ Tohru : Then I separate them into plain and patterned piles,	(0:17:26.39)
▶ Tohru : Hurry up and finish!	(0:17:26.95)
▶ Tohru : and wash them using separate detergents.	(0:17:28.22)
▶ Kobayashi : Good.	(0:17:29.93)
▶ Tohru : Then I wash the delicate fabrics by mouth.	(0:17:31.05)
▶ Kobayashi : Hey!	(0:17:33.25)
▶ Tohru : I told you, I produce saliva that removes stains.	(0:17:33.89)
▶ Kobayashi : No!	(0:17:35.78)
▶ Kobayashi : I told you appearances are important!	(0:17:36.69)
▶ Tohru : Ah, so you mean I should do it like this?	(0:17:38.27)
▶ Kobayashi : That's not the problem here!	(0:17:40.00)
▶ Kobayashi : Also, Tohru!	(0:17:41.65)
▶ Kobayashi : You're always wearing the same uniform, aren't you?	(0:17:43.19)
▶ Kobayashi : You can't. You need to change, too.	(0:17:45.54)
▶ Tohru : But these are my scales.	(0:17:47.36)
▶ Kobayashi : Scales?!	(0:17:48.91)
▶ Tohru : Yes, so I don't need to change.	(0:17:50.02)
▶ Kobayashi : Oh, I see.	(0:17:53.69)
▶ Tohru : What's the matter?	(0:17:55.95)
▶ Kobayashi : Oh, well.	(0:17:58.16)
▶ Kobayashi : I bought you some personal clothes, anyway.	(0:18:00.27)
▶ Tohru : Thank you very much!	(0:18:05.98)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, you are doing a lot for me, so I wanted to thank you.	(0:18:07.83)
▶ Tohru : Ah...	(0:18:11.67)
▶ Tohru : Miss Kobayashi, would you like a sacrifice later?	(0:18:12.69)
▶ Tohru : Would you like to drink my fresh blood?	(0:18:16.06)
▶ Kobayashi : Am I a demon?!	(0:18:17.91)
▶ Tohru : Heavens no! You're an angel!	(0:18:19.14)
▶ Tohru : Oh, but please don't start serving God.	(0:18:21.78)
▶ Kobayashi : Just try it on.	(0:18:24.25)
▶ Tohru : Oh!	(0:18:26.42)
▶ Kobayashi : Well?	(0:18:29.16)
▶ Tohru : The chest is...	(0:18:29.92)
▶ Kobayashi : Tohru, what size are you?	(0:18:31.64)
▶ Tohru : D! For dragon!	(0:18:33.35)
▶ Kobayashi : There you go learning stupid things.	(0:18:35.40)
▶ Kobayashi : Oh, it's already time?	(0:18:37.67)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, Tohru, use the Internet to study up on hygiene practices until I get home.	(0:18:40.22)
▶ Tohru : The Internet?	(0:18:45.34)
▶ Kobayashi : Oh, right.	(0:18:46.36)
▶ EXTRA : Hygiene practices	(0:18:47.56)
▶ EXTRA : Japan's Hygiene Practices	(0:18:49.06)
EXTRA : ≺Column≻ Values (Cleanliness)	(0:18:49.06b)
▶ Tohru : Oh!	(0:18:49.60)
▶ Kobayashi : You look it up like this.	(0:18:51.05)
▶ Tohru : Understood!	(0:18:52.79)
▶ Kobayashi : All right, I'm heading off.	(0:18:53.81)
▶ Tohru : Have a safe trip.	(0:18:55.61)
▶ Tohru : Now, then.	(0:19:00.80)
▶ EXTRA : Hygiene in Daily Life	(0:19:02.12)
▶ EXTRA : Assurance and Health in People's Everyday Lives	(0:19:05.20)
▶ EXTRA : What are Hygiene Practices?	(0:19:06.12)
EXTRA : Definition of Hygiene Practices. What is Hygiene? Definition, Synonyms.	(0:19:06.12b)
▶ Tohru : Hmm, I still don't quite get it.	(0:19:06.87)
▶ Tohru : I'll ask Fafnir-san again.	(0:19:11.78)
▶ Fafnir : Kill th—	(0:19:14.62)
▶ Tohru : Let's not.	(0:19:15.58)
▶ Tohru : I'll ask knowledgeable Quetzalcoatl instead.	(0:19:17.96)
▶ Tohru : Hello, Lucoa-san?	(0:19:21.78)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : Tohru-kun? It's been a while.	(0:19:23.46)
▶ Tohru : Actually, blah blah, yadda yadda.	(0:19:26.04)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : Mhmm...	(0:19:27.78)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : That's not a problem of clean or filthy, no.	(0:19:30.38)
▶ Tohru : Huh?	(0:19:33.23)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : You remember Nidhogg-kun, right?	(0:19:34.11)
▶ Tohru : Umm, the one gnawing a tree's roots all year long?	(0:19:36.02)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : The world tree's, yeah.	(0:19:38.01)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : No matter how much Nidhogg-kun's poisonous fangs pollute it,	(0:19:39.32)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : the goddesses purify it, so the tree stays clean. But...	(0:19:42.87)
▶ Tohru : Yes?	(0:19:46.64)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : What happens to the spots he gnaws?	(0:19:47.93)
▶ Tohru : Ah...	(0:19:50.37)
▶ Tohru : I think he still leaves something behind. Like a curse or something.	(0:19:51.41)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : Yeah, that's right.	(0:19:54.77)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : This Miss Kobayashi you speak of is worried about that.	(0:19:56.26)
▶ Tohru : I see now! Thank you very much!	(0:19:59.07)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : Tohru-kun,	(0:20:01.42)
▶ Quetzalcoatl : are you having fun living with people?	(0:20:03.06)
▶ Tohru : Yes!	(0:20:08.34)
▶ Tohru : The laundry won't dry at this rate, will it?	(0:20:14.92)
▶ Tohru : All right.	(0:20:18.92)
▶ Kobayashi : That Tohru...	(0:20:49.67)
▶ Kobayashi : I guess I still need to teach her a lot of things.	(0:20:51.63)
▶ EXTRA : What?	(0:20:54.98)
▶ Kanna Kamui : That breath...	(0:20:56.28)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I found you.	(0:20:57.90)
▶ Tohru : Inhaling the scent's okay, right?	(0:21:08.24)
▶ Kobayashi : You don't need to sleep?	(0:21:15.62)
▶ Tohru : No. But I want to sleep with you, so I'll sleep!	(0:21:17.44)
▶ Kobayashi : Do as you please, then.	(0:21:21.33)
▶ Tohru : Yes, I will!	(0:21:23.02)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, good night.	(0:21:27.31)
▶ Tohru : Yes, good night.	(0:21:29.02)
▶ Kobayashi : It's cramped.	(0:21:41.25)
▶ Tohru : I can't?	(0:21:43.77)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, it's fine.	(0:21:45.34)
▶ Kobayashi : What's wrong?	(0:22:33.40)
▶ Tohru : I was fighting. In another world.	(0:22:35.94)
▶ Tohru : A sword ran through my body.	(0:22:39.26)
▶ Kobayashi : Did it hurt?	(0:22:43.62)
▶ Tohru : It hurt.	(0:22:45.56)
▶ Kobayashi : Does it still hurt?	(0:22:47.19)
▶ Tohru : It doesn't hurt now.	(0:22:48.88)
▶ Kobayashi : That's good, then.	(0:22:51.28)
▶ Kobayashi : Good night.	(0:22:53.59)
▶ Tohru : Good night.	(0:22:59.51)
▶ Tohru : Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi.	(0:23:14.97)
▶ Tohru : Welcome home.	(0:23:17.62)
▶ Tohru : Hey, hey!	(0:23:19.48)
▶ Kobayashi : What are you looking at and studying?	(0:23:20.97)
▶ EXTRA : Next Episode	(0:23:24.92)
▶ Tohru : Miss Kobayashi!	(0:23:26.67)
▶ Tohru : Tell me what you like this time!	(0:23:27.65)
▶ Kobayashi : Maids.	(0:23:29.73)
▶ Tohru : You mean me, then?	(0:23:30.29)
▶ Kobayashi : No, not so.	(0:23:32.09)
▶ Tohru : What else?	(0:23:33.38)
▶ Kobayashi : Peace.	(0:23:34.30)
▶ Tohru : So I'm enough for you!	(0:23:35.17)
▶ EXTRA : Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here)	(0:23:35.93)
▶ Kobayashi : No, not that either.	(0:23:36.99)