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EXTRA : Long, long ago, when there were
fewer stars shining in the sky... |
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| EXTRA : The gods of light, order, and fate |
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EXTRA : and the gods of darkness,
chaos, and coincidence |
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EXTRA : decided to throw dice in order to
determine which side would rule the world. |
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EXTRA : The gods threw the dice over
and over and over again, |
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| EXTRA : until they began to feel faint. |
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| EXTRA : Unexpected Visitors |
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| EXTRA : Hey, look at that hottie over there! |
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| EXTRA : Hey. |
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| EXTRA : Whoops. Sorry. |
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EXTRA : She's a high elf. They're blood
descendants of the faeries. |
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EXTRA : She definitely has longer
ears than other elves... |
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 High Elf Archer : I'm asking about Orcbolg. |
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 Uketsuke : Oak...? |
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| High Elf Archer : No. Orc. Orcbolg. I heard that he was here. |
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| Uketsuke : Are you referring to an adventurer? |
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 Dwarf Shaman : You fool. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : We're in the realm of the humans. |
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Dwarf Shaman : They won't understand your
funny talk, long-ears. |
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| High Elf Archer : Then what exactly am I supposed to call him? |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Beard-cutter, of course! |
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Uketsuke : Um... I'm afraid I've never
heard of them, either... |
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| Dwarf Shaman : You haven't? |
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High Elf Archer : You dwarfs are useless.
You're stubborn and narrow-minded. |
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High Elf Archer : You always think you're
the only ones who are right. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Look who's talking, elf. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Your chest is as flat as your heart is small. |
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| High Elf Archer : Wha— |
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High Elf Archer : If we're gonna go there,
dwarf women just look like barrels! |
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| Dwarf Shaman : You mean they're voluptuous! |
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| Uketsuke : Um... Uh... |
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 Lizard : Pardon me, you two, |
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Lizard : but if you're going to fight,
could you do so where I can't see you? |
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Lizard : I apologize for the ruckus
my companions have caused. |
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| Uketsuke : Oh, it's fine. I'm used to it... |
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| Uketsuke : But what a strange party. |
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Uketsuke : A high elf traveling with
her ancestral foe, a dwarf... |
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| Uketsuke : And a lizardman, a race you rarely see. |
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| Uketsuke : Not to mention they're all silver-ranked. |
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Lizard : You see, we're looking for a fellow whose
nicknames are "Orcbolg" and "Beard-cutter." |
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Lizard : I'm also not well-versed
in the human tongue, but... |
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| Lizard : They mean "goblin slayer." |
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| Uketsuke : Oh! Goblin... |
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| High Elf Archer : Hey, you! |
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 Goblin Slayer : We're done. |
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| Uketsuke : Welcome back, Goblin Slayer! |
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| High Elf Archer : Huh? |
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 Priestess : We've returned. |
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| Uketsuke : I'm glad you're safe. |
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| Priestess : Yes, somewhat. |
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| Goblin Slayer : You just mentioned goblins. Where are they? |
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| Uketsuke : Well... You should ask them. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Are you goblins? |
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High Elf Archer : Of course not! Are you Orcbolg?
You don't look it. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Why would I? I've never been called that. |
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Lizard : There's something we'd like to
discuss with you, Sir Goblin Slayer. |
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| Lizard : May we have a moment of your time? |
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| Goblin Slayer : Fine. |
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Uketsuke : If you'd like, there are some
meeting rooms upstairs... |
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| Goblin Slayer : Then let's go. |
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| Priestess : U-Um, sh-should I... |
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| Goblin Slayer : You should rest. |
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| High Elf Archer : We'll just borrow him for a bit, okay? |
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| EXTRA : Hey. |
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| Priestess : Yes? |
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EXTRA : You're porcelain-ranked, too, right?
Why don't you join us? |
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EXTRA : No... I appreciate the offer,
but I already have— |
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EXTRA : The guy who never takes
off his helmet, right? |
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| EXTRA : We know. |
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| EXTRA : There's something off about him, though. |
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EXTRA : He's silver-ranked, but all
he ever does is slay goblins. |
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EXTRA : Silvers would usually go
for bigger prey than that. |
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EXTRA : I've heard rumors that he's just dragging
newbies around to use them as bait. |
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| Priestess : That's not— |
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 Witch : Now, now... |
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| Witch : You shouldn't... talk nonsense... |
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| EXTRA : Nonsense? But we weren't— |
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Witch : It's all right...
Leave the rest to me, okay? |
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| Witch : Well... then... |
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Witch : You are... the girl...
traveling with him... right? |
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| Priestess : Y-Yes, ma'am. He's letting me accompany him. |
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| Witch : Accompany... eh? |
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| Witch : He's... |
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| Witch : a handful... right? |
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| Witch : He's quite dense. |
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| Witch : Right? |
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| Witch : Inflammarae. |
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Witch : A truly powerful word...
and I'm wasting a spell... right? |
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| Witch : You see... |
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Witch : he also asked a strange favor of
me once... that friend of yours. |
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| Priestess : What? |
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Witch : You just imagined something
naughty... didn't you? |
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| Priestess : N-No... |
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| Witch : He wanted some help with a scroll. |
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| Witch : It's difficult... accompanying him... isn't it? |
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Priestess : It's taking everything I have
just to keep up with him. |
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| Priestess : All I do is cause him trouble. |
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| Witch : No to mention... he's a bit crazy... right? |
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| Witch : I mean... |
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| Witch : He might only slay goblins... |
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Witch : but he's been doing that for years
with barely any rest... you see? |
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| Witch : He is definitely helping out in the world... |
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Witch : Much more than other unskilled
monster slayers... |
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| Witch : But that being said, |
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| Witch : one shouldn't just keep slaying... goblins. |
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| Witch : There are many demons in the capital, |
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| Witch : and the world is filled with monsters. |
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| Witch : If you wanted to help people... |
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Witch : you could do so with those two you
were talking to... couldn't you? |
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| Priestess : Well... Yes, you're right, but... |
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| Witch : I'm sorry. |
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| Witch : There are many paths... right? |
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| Witch : There is no... right answer. |
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| Witch : It's difficult. |
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| Witch : If you are going to accompany him, |
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| Witch : you should really make up your own mind. |
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| Priestess : Make up my own mind... |
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| High Elf Archer : Are you truly a silver rank? |
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| Goblin Slayer : The guild thinks so. |
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| High Elf Archer : Unbelievable. |
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| High Elf Archer : You look so weak. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Don't be a fool, long-ears. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : That leather armor is easier to move in, |
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Dwarf Shaman : and the chain mail would
stop a sudden stabbing. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : That goes for the helmet, too, |
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Dwarf Shaman : His sword and shield are tiny,
but easier to wave around in tight spaces. |
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High Elf Archer : Shouldn't you at least
keep your equipment clean? |
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Goblin Slayer : It's a necessary precaution
to cover the metal smell. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Those bastards have keen noses. |
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Dwarf Shaman : You may be a high elf, but you're
still an inexperienced whelp who |
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| Dwarf Shaman : just left the forest because she was bored. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : You really ought to learn from your elders. |
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High Elf Archer : I'm 2,000 years old.
How old were you again? |
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| Dwarf Shaman : One hundred and seven... |
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| High Elf Archer : My, my, you definitely look much older. |
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| High Elf Archer : You at least look
old enough to be wise. |
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| Lizard : That's enough talk about age. |
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Lizard : It shames those of us who
won't live nearly so long. |
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| Goblin Slayer : What's your business with me? |
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High Elf Archer : I'm sure you've heard about the growing
number of demons in the capital... |
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| Goblin Slayer : Nope. |
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High Elf Archer : The reason for it is that the
demon king has been resurrected. |
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High Elf Archer : He's gathering forces so
he can take over the world. |
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| Goblin Slayer : I see. |
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| High Elf Archer : And that's why we want your— |
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Goblin Slayer : Ask someone else. I have no
interest in anything but goblins. |
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| High Elf Archer : Don't you understand what I'm saying?! |
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| High Elf Archer : Hordes of demons are going to attack! |
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High Elf Archer : Do you realize that the
world is at stake here?! |
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| Goblin Slayer : Yes. |
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Goblin Slayer : But before the demons destroy the world,
the goblins will destroy the villages. |
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Goblin Slayer : The world being in danger isn't
an excuse to let the goblins live. |
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| High Elf Archer : Listen here— |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Hold it, long-ears! |
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Dwarf Shaman : We didn't come here to ask him to do
something about the chaos to begin with. |
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Lizard : Sir Goblin Slayer, we've come
to ask you to slay some goblins. |
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| Goblin Slayer : I see. In that case, I accept. |
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Goblin Slayer : Where are they? How many are there?
How big is their nest? |
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Goblin Slayer : Have you confirmed if they
have a shaman or a hob? |
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| High Elf Archer : What's with this guy? |
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| Lizard : As my companion mentioned... |
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Lizard : a horde of demons are
ready to make their move. |
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Lizard : So the chieftains of my kind,
the kings of men, |
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Lizard : and the elders of the elves and
dwarves are going to hold a meeting. |
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Dwarf Shaman : We're adventurers who've been
hired as their representatives. |
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High Elf Archer : There's eventually going
to be a great battle... |
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| High Elf Archer : Though I'm sure you don't care. |
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Dwarf Shaman : The problem is, those goblins are currently
becoming more active on elven lands. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Have any champions or lords emerged? |
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| High Elf Archer : Champions? Lords? |
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| Goblin Slayer : Goblin heroes or kings. |
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Goblin Slayer : They're basically equal to
platinum-ranked adventurers. |
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Lizard : We have found one giant
nest during our investigations. |
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| Goblin Slayer : The military won't move for goblins, as usual. |
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| High Elf Archer : The human kings don't see us as equals. |
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High Elf Archer : If we brought our soldiers into this,
they'd think we were plotting something. |
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Lizard : That's why they sent us adventurers,
but we still need a human. |
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| High Elf Archer : And that's why, Orcbolg, we've chosen you. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Do you have a map? |
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| Lizard : Right here. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Ruins? |
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| Lizard : We believe so. |
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| Goblin Slayer : How many? |
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| Lizard : We only know that there are many. |
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| Goblin Slayer : I'll leave immediately. |
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| High Elf Archer : Huh? |
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| Goblin Slayer : You can decide how much you want to pay me. |
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| High Elf Archer : Is he planning to go alone? |
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 Lancer : Miss Receptionist! |
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| Goblin Slayer : Goblins. |
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| Uketsuke : Oh, Goblin Slayer. |
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| Uketsuke : So they did come to offer you a quest. |
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Goblin Slayer : That lizardman will give you the
details of the quest. I'm heading out. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Give me my pay for that last quest. |
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| Uketsuke : But you haven't made your report yet... |
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| Uketsuke : I'll make an exception for you, though. |
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| Lancer : Who does he think he is? |
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| Witch : Come, now... No pouting. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Give the rest to her. |
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| Uketsuke : Oh, are you going alone? |
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| Uketsuke : What about her? |
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| Goblin Slayer : I'm going to let her rest. |
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| Priestess : Goblin Slayer! |
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| Priestess : U-Um, you received a quest, right? |
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| Goblin Slayer : Yes. Slaying goblins. |
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| Priestess : Then I'll get ready immediately! |
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| Goblin Slayer : No. |
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| Goblin Slayer : I'll go on my own. |
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| Priestess : That's not fair! |
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| Priestess : You could've... |
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| Priestess : discussed it with me, at least... |
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| Goblin Slayer : I am now. |
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| Priestess : Oh... So this is a discussion? |
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| Goblin Slayer : That was my intention. |
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Priestess : Not giving the other person a choice
doesn't really qualify as a discussion. |
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| Goblin Slayer : It doesn't? |
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| Priestess : I'm going with you. |
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| Priestess : I can't leave you alone. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Do as you wish. |
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| Priestess : Indeed, I will. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Even we're not that hard to read. |
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Dwarf Shaman : I look forward to seeing what
that young'un does next. |
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Lizard : If I were to put in the quest
and not go with him, |
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| Lizard : I wouldn't be able to face my ancestors. |
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| High Elf Archer : A strange and incomprehensible being, huh? |
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| High Elf Archer : I left the forest to see something like that. |
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High Elf Archer : Honestly... Don't you think you
ought to respect your elders? |
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| High Elf Archer : So why did you all become adventurers? |
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Dwarf Shaman : Why, to eat all the delicious
foods, of course. |
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| Lizard : They're ready. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : What about you, long-ears? |
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| High Elf Archer : I've always longed for the outside world— |
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| Dwarf Shaman : This is delicious! |
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| High Elf Archer : Hey, listen to me! |
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| Lizard : I'm glad you find it to your liking. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : What kind of meat is this? |
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| Lizard : That is the meat of a swamp creature. |
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| High Elf Archer : Swamp? Really? |
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Dwarf Shaman : A rabbit like you who only eats vegetables
could never understand this bliss. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : So good! |
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| Priestess : Would you like some soup? |
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| High Elf Archer : I'd love some. |
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| High Elf Archer : It has such a gentle taste! |
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Lizard : I seek to raise my status by rooting out
heresy so that I may become a dragon. |
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| Lizard : That's the reason I became an adventurer. |
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| Priestess : I-I see... |
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| Goblin Slayer : So I could slay... |
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| High Elf Archer : Yeah, I think we can figure out your reason. |
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| High Elf Archer : I'll have to give you something in return. |
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| High Elf Archer : These are elven traveling rations. |
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High Elf Archer : We're not supposed to give them to others,
but this is a special occasion. |
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| Priestess : It's delicious! |
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| High Elf Archer : Really? Glad you like it. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Now I guess I'll have to offer something, too. |
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Dwarf Shaman : Our cherished dwarven fire
wine created in our cellars. |
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| High Elf Archer : Fire... wine? |
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Dwarf Shaman : You aren't suggesting you're a
child who's never had wine before, |
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| Dwarf Shaman : are you, long-ears? |
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| High Elf Archer : D-Don't mock me! Of course I have. |
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Priestess : A-Are you all right?
Would you like some water? |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Go on, Beard-cutter. Have some. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Not bad, kid. |
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High Elf Archer : Why don't you at least take off
your helmet when you're eating? |
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Goblin Slayer : So I don't get knocked unconscious
in the event of an ambush. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Yeah, she's out of it. |
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High Elf Archer : Quit eating and share
something of yours with us! |
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| Priestess : He's lost in thought. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : You can tell? |
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| Goblin Slayer : Will this do? |
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| Lizard : What is it? |
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| Goblin Slayer : Cheese. |
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Goblin Slayer : It's made from fermented cow
or goat's milk, then hardened. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : You've never heard of cheese before, Scaly? |
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| Lizard : My people hunt beasts. |
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| Lizard : We do not raise them. |
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| High Elf Archer : Gimme! I'll cut it up. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : This is some fine cheese! |
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| Lizard : Nectar! |
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| Lizard : This is surely the nectar of the gods! |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Goes great with the wine. |
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| High Elf Archer : It's so sweet! It's almost like a banana! |
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| Priestess : Is this from that farm? |
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| Goblin Slayer : It is. |
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| Priestess : It's delicious. |
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| Goblin Slayer : Good. |
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| High Elf Archer : Sneak... |
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| Goblin Slayer : Don't touch that. |
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| Goblin Slayer : It's dangerous. |
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| High Elf Archer : I-I just wanted a peek... |
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| Goblin Slayer : Don't. It's dangerous. |
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| High Elf Archer : That's a scroll, right? |
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| High Elf Archer : I've never seen one before. |
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Lizard : Scrolls contain ancient magic
that is now lost to us. |
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Lizard : Once you unroll one, even a child
could use the spell within. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Indeed. |
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Dwarf Shaman : But it could be any one of many spells,
and it can be only used once. |
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Dwarf Shaman : Most people would just
sell them off as antiques |
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| Dwarf Shaman : to a collector or researcher at a high price. |
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| Witch : He wanted some help with a scroll. |
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High Elf Archer : Then at least tell me what kind
of spell you've got in there. |
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| Goblin Slayer : No. |
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Goblin Slayer : What if the goblins capture you
and you tell them what's in it? |
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| High Elf Archer : You don't like me, do you? |
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| Goblin Slayer : I'm not particular. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : It's no use, long-ears. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : He's far more narrow-minded than any of us. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : He's Beard-cutter, after all. |
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| High Elf Archer : He's Orcbolg, after all. |
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| Lizard : He's Sir Goblin Slayer, after all. |
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| High Elf Archer : Oh, jeez... |
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| Goblin Slayer : I'm Goblin Slayer. |
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| High Elf Archer : Hey! |
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| Lizard : There's one thing that's been on my mind... |
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| Lizard : Where do the goblins come from? |
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Lizard : I was taught that they came
from an underground kingdom. |
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Priestess : We're taught that when someone makes
a mistake, a goblin is formed. |
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| High Elf Archer : What's that supposed to mean? |
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| Priestess : Folks say it to keep children in line. |
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Priestess : Children are told that if they make
a mistake, goblins will come. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : That's awful! |
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Dwarf Shaman : That means if we'd left long-ears to her own
devices, we'd be neck-deep in them now! |
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| High Elf Archer : How rude! |
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High Elf Archer : Tomorrow, I'll show you just
how skilled I am with my bow! |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Ooh, how scary. I'm terrified. |
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| Goblin Slayer : I heard... |
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| Goblin Slayer : I heard they came from the moon. |
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| Lizard : Moon? You mean the two in the sky? |
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| Goblin Slayer : Yes. |
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| Goblin Slayer : The green one. |
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| Goblin Slayer : The goblins come from that green rock. |
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| High Elf Archer : Does that mean shooting stars are goblins? |
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Goblin Slayer : I'm not sure, but the moon has
no grass, trees, or water. |
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| Goblin Slayer : It's a desolate place with only rocks. |
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Goblin Slayer : It makes them envious and jealous,
and makes them want what they don't have. |
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| Goblin Slayer : That's why they come here. |
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Goblin Slayer : Which is why, if you ever feel envious
of someone, you become like a goblin. |
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| Priestess : Who did you hear that from? |
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| Goblin Slayer : My older sister. |
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| Priestess : You have an older sister? |
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| Goblin Slayer : Yes... I did. |
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High Elf Archer : So you believe that goblins
come from the moon. |
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| Goblin Slayer : If nothing else... |
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| Goblin Slayer : I know my sister never made mistakes. |
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| High Elf Archer : He fell asleep. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Looks like the fire wine finally kicked in. |
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| Priestess : Well, he did have plenty of it. |
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| Lizard : We should also sleep. |
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Lizard : If we don't get enough rest,
that could very well lead to mistakes. |
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| Lizard : The lookout will be who we agreed upon. |
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 Ushi : Head on back. Time to go home. |
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| Ushi : He didn't come back again today... |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Whatever you do, don't miss. |
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| High Elf Archer : Hush. |
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| Dwarf Shaman : Where in the world are you aiming?! |
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| Goblin Slayer : Let's go. |
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| EXTRA : Next Time |
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