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| EXTRA : You fall in love with someone...
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| EXTRA : P-Please be my girlfriend! |
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| EXTRA : confess that love...
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| EXTRA : and become a couple.
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| EXTRA : Everyone would say that's a wonderful thing.
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| EXTRA : But they're wrong!
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EXTRA : Even among sweethearts,
there exists a distinct power relationship!
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EXTRA : A side that exploits
and a side that's exploited,
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EXTRA : a side that's devoted,
a side receiving devotion,
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| EXTRA : a winner and a loser!
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EXTRA : If you're trying to live a noble life,
then you mustn't become a loser.
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| EXTRA : Love is war!
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| EXTRA : The person who falls in love loses!
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| EXTRA : KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS WAR |
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| EXTRA : Shuchiin Academy!
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EXTRA : It's a prestigious school
with an ancient and honorable origin,
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EXTRA : founded as a facility
to educate upper-crust children.
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| EXTRA : The focus on the nobility is gone,
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EXTRA : but many talented students
born into wealthy, distinguished families
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| EXTRA : How do you do? |
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EXTRA : and shouldering the future
attend the school.
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| EXTRA : How do you do? |
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EXTRA : Naturally ordinary people wouldn't be permitted
to lead and bring these students together!
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| EXTRA : Everyone, look! |
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| EXTRA : The Student Council members! |
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EXTRA : Kaguya Shinomiya, the vice-president
of the Student Council at Shuchiin Academy.
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| EXTRA : Total assets: 200 trillion yen.
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| EXTRA : Her family owns the Shinomiya Group,
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EXTRA : one of the top four financial conglomerates
in Japan, with over 1,000 subsidiaries.
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| EXTRA : SHINOMIYA BANK |
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EXTRA : Befitting her superior lineage,
she's a talented young woman
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EXTRA : who has attained
splendid achievements in various fields,
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EXTRA : such as traditional performing arts,
music, and martial arts.
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| EXTRA : That is Kaguya Shinomiya.
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| EXTRA : And the young man Shinomiya supports is...
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EXTRA : Miyuki Shirogane, the president
of the Student Council at Shuchiin Academy.
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EXTRA : He's wise and intelligent,
strong and silent.
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EXTRA : He scores first place
in the practice exams.
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| EXTRA : In contrast to talented Kaguya,
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EXTRA : his devotion to studying
commands awe and fear,
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| EXTRA : and because of that exemplary behavior,
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| EXTRA : PRESIDENT OF STUDENT COUNCIL |
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EXTRA : he was selected to be
the Student Council president,
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| EXTRA : despite being relatively new to the school.
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EXTRA : The weight of a solid gold braided cord
has been passed down
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EXTRA : from president to president
at Shuchiin Academy for 200 years!
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| EXTRA : Those two always look so good together. |
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| EXTRA : There's even a dignity to them! |
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| EXTRA : Do you think they're dating? |
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EXTRA : - Somebody, please ask them!
- I wouldn't dare! |
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| EXTRA : STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM |
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EXTRA : It would be presumptuous to even get close
to them, let alone ask such a question! |
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 Kaguya Shinomiya : It seems... |
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EXTRA : I WILL MAKE YOU
INVITE ME TO A MOVIE |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : there's a rumor going around... |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : that we're in a relationship or some such. |
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 Miyuki Shirogane : That's normal for their age. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : You should ignore it. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : That's all it is? |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : They think Shinomiya and I are dating?
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Miyuki Shirogane : The fools certainly do enjoy
talking about nonsensical love affairs.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Although...
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Miyuki Shirogane : if Shinomiya demanded that I go out with her,
I suppose I would mull it over!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : And I'm certain she has feelings for me.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Probably just a matter of time.
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Miyuki Shirogane : She should just take off the mask
of a perfect, pampered young lady
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Shirogane, I need to talk to you.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : and make her blushing appeal to me.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : The ignorant children with their common talk.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Who do they think I am?
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I'm a member of the Shinomiya family,
the heart of this country.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : How did they reach the conclusion
that I would be dating a commoner?
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Well, I suppose there could be
a very slight possibility.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : If he got on his knees and offered up
his body, soul, and hometown,
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I suppose I could train him
to be a man who measures up to me.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Certainly, there's no man
who doesn't pine for me.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : It's probably just a matter of time.
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EXTRA : While they were engaging
in this kind of thing...
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| EXTRA : half a year passed!
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| EXTRA : Nothing of note happened during that period.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : By the way, today there were snails |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : in the interior of the apple and cherry relief
in the courtyard's water fountain. |
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Miyuki Shirogane : My younger sister once caught a cold
taking a dip in the water fountain, |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : even though it was hot outside. |
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EXTRA : When you act according to emotions,
nothing good results. |
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| EXTRA : During this period of nothingness,
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EXTRA : their thoughts shifted from,
"I wouldn't mind dating him/her"
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EXTRA : to "Maybe I'll make him/her
confess his/her love to me."
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EXTRA : Meanwhile, one other person had no idea
that two super high school-level minds
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| EXTRA : STEAMED BUN |
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| EXTRA : were engaged in sophisticated strategizing!
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EXTRA : SHUCHIIN ACADEMY
STUDENT COUNCIL SECRETARY |
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 Chika Fujiwara : That reminds me! Listen to this! |
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| EXTRA : CHIKA FUJIWARA |
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Chika Fujiwara : I won a pair of movie tickets, but
my parents won't let me see stuff like that, |
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| EXTRA : STEAMED BUN |
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| EXTRA : LOVE REFRAIN |
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| Chika Fujiwara : So are you two interested? |
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| EXTRA : NOTE: CHEAPSKATE |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Hmm. |
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Miyuki Shirogane : Come to think of it,
I have a rare free weekend. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : So, Shinomiya, why don't we— |
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Chika Fujiwara : Supposedly there's a jinx.
If a boy and a girl |
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Chika Fujiwara : go see this movie together,
they'll become a couple. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : How romantic! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Oh, Shirogane. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Did you just invite me? |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : You want to go with me to a movie
in which males and females |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : are said to become a couple
if they see it together. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Oh, dear, that sounds a lot like... |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Like I'm asking her out on a date!
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EXTRA : Shirogane's predicament was,
in romance,
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EXTRA : "The person who falls in love loses"
is the rule!
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EXTRA : As they were both full of pride, neither one
could confess one iota of romantic interest!
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Miyuki Shirogane : What should I do? It's blatant.
The only thing I can do is smooth it over!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Why don't we sell the tickets to a scalper? |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Oh, Shirogane,
I've never seen you this flustered before. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : It's cute. |
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Miyuki Shirogane : This is unacceptable! There is no escape route
on the path that Shirogane conquers!
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Miyuki Shirogane : You're the one
who's going to run, Shinomiya!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Yeah, I invited you, Shinomiya. |
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Miyuki Shirogane : I don't care about rumors like that,
but it seems you do. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Do you want to see this movie with me? |
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| EXTRA : LOVE REFRAIN |
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| EXTRA : That moment, Shinomiya thought...
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : After indicating the intent to invite me,
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Kaguya Shinomiya : he assigned me the choice
of whether we see the movie or not.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Well played.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I could choose to refuse,
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Kaguya Shinomiya : but then all of my preliminary arrangements
up to now would become meaningless.
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| EXTRA : WINNER |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I went to all the trouble of fabricating a prize
and putting it in Chika's mailbox.
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| Chika Fujiwara : All right! |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : My plan to aim for one of Shirogane's
rare free days would be for nothing!
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| EXTRA : LOVE REFRAIN |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : And if I turn him down now,
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Shirogane may never invite me
to anything again!
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Kaguya Shinomiya : From the viewpoint of a young lady, I say no!
And I say no to that kind of choice!
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| EXTRA : LOVE REFRAIN |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Yes, well... |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I can't help believing in stories like that. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : So if we are going, |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I'd like you to at least invite me
with more passion. |
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| EXTRA : MISS INNOCENT |
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| EXTRA : "Miss Innocent" skill implemented!
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EXTRA : It's a negotiating skill passed on
from father to child in the Shinomiya family.
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EXTRA : It's said this calculated expression and voice
even make the gods' hearts beat faster.
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EXTRA : In truth, Shirogane's thoughts
were also in disarray.
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Miyuki Shirogane : Well, I guess it's the man's duty
to ask a woman out. |
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| EXTRA : That thought crossed his mind!
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EXTRA : Of course, Shinomiya didn't
let that chance go by!
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| EXTRA : She pursued without a moment's delay!
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| EXTRA : LOVE REFRAIN |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I'm at the age where I'd like to try
a little romance, too. |
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EXTRA : This battle of thoughts
seemed to be like a chess problem.
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EXTRA : Shinomiya cornered Shirogane, who searched
for an opportunity to turn it around.
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EXTRA : The brains of these prodigies
raced two steps ahead,
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EXTRA : clashing with each other as wheels
turned faster than any ordinary mind!
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| EXTRA : Kaguya strengthened her defense.
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| EXTRA : Shirogane tried to break through!
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EXTRA : They both constructed a theory
leading to a conclusion!
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EXTRA : The one who completed the theory first
would be the winner!
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Chika Fujiwara : If you don't like love stories,
you can also use the tickets... |
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Chika Fujiwara : to go see the movie,
"The Birdie from Tottori." |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : “The Birdie... |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : ...from Tottori”? |
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| EXTRA : Chaos theory.
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| EXTRA : Secretary Fujiwara's casual remark
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EXTRA : added an element of chaos
into the theories that were all but completed!
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EXTRA : It was only one element, but like the Big Bang,
the chaos increased the possibilities.
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EXTRA : In order to process
the vastly expanded choices,
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| Chika Fujiwara : Um, is something wrong? |
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EXTRA : the wheels in their brains spun even faster,
going beyond their limits!
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EXTRA : As a result, their brains
craved a great deal of sugar!
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| EXTRA : SUGAR |
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EXTRA : The only sugar in the Student Council office
was in a single steamed bun!
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EXTRA : Thus, whoever obtained the steamed bun
would be the winner!
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| Chika Fujiwara : Afternoon classes are about to start. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Well, see you again after school. |
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EXTRA : It was a sophisticated
romantic battle of the brains,
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EXTRA : with the ingenuity and pride
of these two geniuses on the line.
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| EXTRA : TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT |
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| EXTRA : BOTH SIDES DEFEATED |
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EXTRA : I repeat, it was a sophisticated
romantic battle of the brains,
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EXTRA : with the ingenuity and pride
of these two geniuses on the line!
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Huh? |
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EXTRA : KAGUYA WANTS
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Oh. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Oh dear, huh? |
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| Chika Fujiwara : A love letter? |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Yes. |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : He was very passionate,
even asking me out to dinner. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : In other words, he invited you out on a date? |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : A love letter to Shinomiya?
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Some men really are fools for love.
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Miyuki Shirogane : We're talking about Shinomiya
who usually passes the time looking at me.
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Miyuki Shirogane : Does this fellow know, next to me,
any other male in the vicinity
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Miyuki Shirogane : would only register
as a talking weed?
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| EXTRA : MR. WEED |
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| EXTRA : Hello!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : There's no way Shinomiya would accept.
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| Chika Fujiwara : Do you intend to go on the date? |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Of course. |
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| EXTRA : Crack! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : You've lost your mind, Shinomiya!
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Miyuki Shirogane : Blindly accepting an invitation
from someone you've never met!
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Kaguya Shinomiya : He's someone who mustered the courage
to write me an enthusiastic love letter. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I'm sure I'll fall for him. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Ridiculous!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : You think I'll just let this happen?
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Somehow, I have to stop Shinomiya!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Don't go on a date with any man but me! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : What's that?
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Oh, my. Do you find the prospect of another
person taking me away really that unpleasant?
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : That's cute.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : This is as good as a confession of love!
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Miyuki Shirogane : It's like I'm saying,
"Shinomiya, I love you!"
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I have to...
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I have to avoid that at all costs!
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| Chika Fujiwara : Kaguya, are you really going? |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Yes. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I'm really looking forward to it. |
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EXTRA : At first glance, it seems Kaguya is thinking
only romantically, without any principles.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : As if I would really go.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Flowers must be blooming
inside that boy's brain.
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| EXTRA : Of course it's a bluff!
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Kaguya Shinomiya : If he wants to invite me out on a date,
he'd better start by offering me a country
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : and then be worthy of my consideration.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Like I would just go out with him
as an act of charity?
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EXTRA : Shinomiya had no intentions
of going on a date with a talking weed.
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EXTRA : After all, it was only a strategy
to get Shirogane to stop her.
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| EXTRA : A romantic battle of the brains!
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EXTRA : As they were both full of pride,
neither one could confess romantic interest!
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EXTRA : The only thing to do
was use resourcefulness and skill
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EXTRA : to make the other person
confess their love!
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Miyuki Shirogane : Is there no way I can naturally
keep her from going? Think!
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| EXTRA : Intelligence put to the test!
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Kaguya Shinomiya : It's pointless.
Until Shirogane bows his head
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Kaguya Shinomiya : and honestly begs me not to go,
I refuse to cancel.
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| EXTRA : A clever scheme!
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| EXTRA : That's the romantic battle of the brains!
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| EXTRA : The ongoing duel between them!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Shinomiya... |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : as the president of Student Council, |
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Miyuki Shirogane : I can't endorse
illicit activities with the opposite sex. |
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| EXTRA : The ace up his sleeve.
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EXTRA : An ingenious approach.
Giving his opinion not as himself,
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EXTRA : but as the president of Student Council,
doesn't do him any damage.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : That's an exaggeration.
We're just going out for dinner. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Our teacher will be the judge of that. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Suspension from school is very possible. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : If you insist on going, well... |
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| EXTRA : TATTLE TO THE TEACHER! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I'll run it by the teacher! |
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| EXTRA : Tattling to the teacher!
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EXTRA : It's tremendously effective,
but it's a risky choice,
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EXTRA : since the person who uses it
is likely to be labeled a coward.
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EXTRA : But for Shirogane, preventing Shinomiya's
date was more important than his honor.
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| EXTRA : That determination had an effect on Kaguya.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I didn't think Shirogane would use
a forbidden move like that.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : But I'm going to stick to my guns!
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I don't mind. |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : If it's true love,
I'm prepared to even accept expulsion. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : E-Expulsion? |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I'm prepared to offer my body and soul
for true love. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Body and soul?
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| EXTRA : Shirogane takes major damage!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Th... |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : That's ridiculous! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : No, it's not! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : He's conveyed his ardent love for me. |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Wouldn't it be dishonorable of me
not to be prepared for expulsion? |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : S-Stop being silly! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Then maybe I should confess my love! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : For the sake of argument... |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Just for argument, |
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Miyuki Shirogane : would you be able to forget
about this boy then? |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : There... |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : There's a possibility. |
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Miyuki Shirogane : Could something so easily swayed
be true love? |
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Miyuki Shirogane : If being wooed by another man
can make you forget him, |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : then there's no way it's true love! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I just said there's a possibility! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I see, I see. Then it's true love. |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : If you're worried about me, you should
stop me without regard to the way it looks!
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I don't care what you say!
I'm really going! |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Unless I get a tearfully passionate
confession of love, I really am going!
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Shirogane?
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| EXTRA : TEARY-EYED |
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| Chika Fujiwara : I don't want anyone to have you, Kaguya! |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : - I don't want you expelled!
- Fujiwa... |
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Chika Fujiwara : - I don't want you expelled!
- Fujiwa... |
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| Chika Fujiwara : WAAH |
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| Chika Fujiwara : No, no! |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : - Don't go away!
- Hey... |
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Chika Fujiwara : - Don't go away!
- Hey... |
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| Chika Fujiwara : I'm crazy about you! |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : - I love you!
- Enough! I won't go, so get off of me! |
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Chika Fujiwara : - I love you!
- Enough! I won't go, so get off of me! |
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| EXTRA : Kaguya lost today's battle.
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| EXTRA : KAGUYA DEFEATED |
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| EXTRA : A PASSIONATE LOVE LETTER ARRIVED... |
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| EXTRA : BY HAYASAKA |
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| EXTRA : Forget it! |
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| EXTRA : Why not? Just give me one bite! |
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| EXTRA : All right, but jeez. |
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| EXTRA : Here. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Improper! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Worth getting that angry about? |
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| EXTRA : KAGUYA WANTS IT |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : They don't have enough self-awareness |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : about being students
of traditional Shuchiin Academy. |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Coaxing someone like that in public,
it's despicable! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : It's silly and vulgar! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : That's a mean way to put it. |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Shirogane, you brought
your own lunch today? |
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Miyuki Shirogane : Yeah. My grandpa in the country
sent us a lot of vegetables. |
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Miyuki Shirogane : It may not look great,
but I have confidence in the taste. |
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| EXTRA : Miyuki, eat it all up!
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EXTRA : It was the first time
Kaguya had seen such a lunch.
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EXTRA : Kaguya's own lunch was always prepared
by a team of chefs
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EXTRA : and delivered to her
during the lunch hour.
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EXTRA : Her lunch was nutritionally balanced,
of course,
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EXTRA : achieving harmony
with fresh ingredients as the foundation.
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| EXTRA : That is the lunch that Kaguya knows.
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| EXTRA : Boiled food! Red wieners! Rolled omelette!
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| EXTRA : Hamburger! Pickled dried plum! And...
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| EXTRA : SEAWEED EGG |
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| EXTRA : seasoning over rice!
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EXTRA : All the food one could want
crammed into a box.
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EXTRA : It struck Kaguya it was like
the freedom of a child's treasure chest.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Wieners sliced to look
like an octopus! They really exist!
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I want to try one, but...
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| EXTRA : Kaguya's pride wouldn't allow it!
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| Chika Fujiwara : Lunch, lunch. |
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Chika Fujiwara : You brought lunch today?
It looks delicious! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I know, right? I made it all myself. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Lucky. Please give me a bite! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Sure, I don't mind. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Really? |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I'll give you this hamburger. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : All right! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Hey! Chika?
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| EXTRA : DELICIOUS |
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| Chika Fujiwara : It's out of this world!
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Chika Fujiwara : The piping hot juice that spills
out of a hamburger is delicious, |
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Chika Fujiwara : but there's something special
about a hamburger |
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Chika Fujiwara : that's yummy at room temperature
with all of the flavor locked in! |
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| EXTRA : FLAVOR |
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| EXTRA : YUMMY |
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Chika Fujiwara : - All right, eat this, too.
- Yay! |
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Miyuki Shirogane : - All right, eat this, too.
- Yay! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Chika...
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I considered you a friend...
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Kaguya Shinomiya : but if your life was in danger tomorrow,
I wouldn't lift a finger to help you.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : What's that scornful stare about?
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| Miyuki Shirogane : You... |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : You think my lunch is that miserable?
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Make fun of me?
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I'll teach you a lesson!
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| Chika Fujiwara : Hot miso soup! |
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Miyuki Shirogane : It's no good if the rice gets cold and hard,
but if you have it with miso soup... |
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Miyuki Shirogane : in that instant,
the two merge into a supreme dish. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Try it. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Sure! |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Hey! Why did you take it
from the part he already ate from?
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : That's an indirect kiss!
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : That, too?
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| Chika Fujiwara : The rice! The rice is melting in my mouth! |
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Miyuki Shirogane : Yes, just as using cold rice
for cooked rice with green tea |
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| EXTRA : FROZEN RICE |
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| EXTRA : DOESN'T STICK TOGETHER |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : has been traditional for ages, |
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| EXTRA : MIX IT WITH SOUP |
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Miyuki Shirogane : there's marvelous compatibility
between warm soup and a cold lunch. |
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| EXTRA : BREAKS APART |
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| EXTRA : DELICIOUS!! |
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Chika Fujiwara : This is delicious!
You're a genius, Shirogane! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Okay, enough praise! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : How about that, Shinomiya?
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| Chika Fujiwara : After all, this isn't secondhand knowledge! |
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Chika Fujiwara : It's a discovery based
on experimentation and inspiration! |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Kaguya! Kaguya! Kaguya! Kaguya!
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Chika Fujiwara : He's on the level of Newton,
maybe even higher! |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Kaguya, let's go home together!
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| Chika Fujiwara : I love getting to do a sleepover with you!
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| Chika Fujiwara : It doesn't hurt, but I'm crying!
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Goodbye, Chika. We're no longer friends.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : She looks even more contemptuous!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : But why?
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I see. If that's how you want to play it,
then I have an idea, too.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Just wait until tomorrow.
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| EXTRA : THE NEXT DAY |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : A lot of effort was put into this. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I just got bitten by the cooking bug. |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Huh. It actually looks good. |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I know it!
Then you're going to ask me, aren't you?
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Ask me for a bite.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Then I'll be magnanimous, and...
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Gimme! Gimme! |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Good grief. Fine, Shirogane,
we can exchange lunches. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : And that's how I'll accept it.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : So come over anytime.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Why don't we eat, too? |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Yeah! |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Octopus-shaped wieners again today! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Yep. They're a staple. |
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Chika Fujiwara : Nice! They're cute and yummy!
Nothing could be better! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I don't know about that. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Why not? That's how I think of them! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : All right, all ri... |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Shirogane... |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I recall you love oysters. |
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Miyuki Shirogane : What is this disturbing aura
she's been giving off since yesterday?
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Miyuki Shirogane : Why is she offering me
a meaninglessly high-class dish?
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Miyuki Shirogane : She must be plotting something.
Otherwise...
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Oh, my. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : That's a cute lunch. |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : I'll give you this out of charity, Shirogane,
since I feel sorry for you.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : She feels sorry for me?
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Th-This is humiliating!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I can't take it.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I will not take it!
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Miyuki Shirogane : I have nothing to give you
in exchange for this high-class dish! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I'd be happy with octopus wieners!
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| Chika Fujiwara : Kaguya? Doesn't that hurt? |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Is your head okay? |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Darn it! That sounds like an insult!
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Anyway, what is that? |
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Chika Fujiwara : Oh, this?
Shirogane made lunch for me, too. |
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Miyuki Shirogane : There's no difference
in making it for one or two people. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : It's delicious! |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Really? Good to hear. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Color is important to a lunch box, right? |
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| Miyuki Shirogane : That's certainly true. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Cattle in human form.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : Prideless parasite,
relying on someone else to survive.
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Kaguya Shinomiya : All that nutrition to your chest,
nothing for your brain!
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Repulsive creature!
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I swear I'll never forgive you.
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| Miyuki Shirogane : Shinomiya's eyes are like an assassin's!
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Miyuki Shirogane : Crap! I have the club meeting today!
I'd better hurry and eat! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : My octopus-shaped wiener!
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| Miyuki Shirogane : I'll see you later! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : What am I doing?
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I feel like a fool.
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| Chika Fujiwara : Kaguya... |
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| Chika Fujiwara : It's good, right? |
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| Chika Fujiwara : Let's share it! |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Chika... |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I'm sorry. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I had the wrong idea about you. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : You're definitely a human being. |
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| Chika Fujiwara : What did you think I was before? |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Have confidence. |
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| EXTRA : TODAY'S BATTLE RESULT |
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| EXTRA : Today's battle.
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| Chika Fujiwara : I've never lacked confidence about that! |
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EXTRA : DUE TO SHIROGANE'S ESCAPING,
VICTORY FOR KAGUYA |
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| EXTRA : Kaguya won.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Good grief. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : What a nuisance Shirogane is. |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : After all that preparation,
he still hasn't confessed his love to me. |
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 Ai Hayasaka : Kaguya... |
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Ai Hayasaka : purely hypothetically,
if you truly fall in love someday, |
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Ai Hayasaka : would you wait for that person
to confess their love, like now? |
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| Ai Hayasaka : Or would you confess your love? |
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| EXTRA : The romantic battle of the brains.
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EXTRA : It's a duel between two souls,
with their dignity on the line!
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Kaguya Shinomiya : If that time comes, I would consider
the risk of someone stealing him first |
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Kaguya Shinomiya : and come to the one
rational conclusion. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Of course I would go. |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : I would go. |
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| EXTRA : Please.
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Of course I... Of course. |
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EXTRA : Please understand that she's not
having trouble because of a silly reason
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EXTRA : like "Confessing my love
would be too embarrassing"
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| EXTRA : or "What if he turned me down?"
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| EXTRA : CONFESSION |
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| Kaguya Shinomiya : Who cares? It doesn't even matter! |
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Kaguya-sama: Love is War - Episode 1
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