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	The Demon Girl Next Door - Episode 1

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Yuuko Yoshida : I had a dream...	(0:00:07.08)
Lilith : Yuko.	(0:00:13.66)
Lilith : Heed me, Yuko.	(0:00:20.75)
Lilith : Thou must awaken.	(0:00:23.04)
Lilith : Thou must awaken.	(0:00:36.75)
Yuuko Yoshida : Who are you?	(0:00:38.45)
Lilith : Thou hast inherited the blood of the dark ones.	(0:00:39.41)
Lilith : You must vanquish a Magical Girl who lives in this town, and restore our clan to its former glory.	(0:00:41.75)
Yuuko Yoshida : Uh, no can do. Too sleepy.	(0:00:46.54)
Lilith : Wait. Hello?	(0:00:48.16)
Lilith : Wakey-wakey.	(0:00:50.87)
Lilith : Good morning?	(0:00:52.75)
Lilith : Hey, wake the hell up!	(0:00:57.45)
Lilith : You sorry excuse for an heir!	(0:00:59.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : Jeez, that dream sure took a turn for the scary...	(0:01:05.04)
Yuuko Yoshida : My head feels heavy...	(0:01:09.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : My name is Yuko Yoshida.	(0:01:10.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm just an ordinary 15-year-old girl.	(0:01:12.45)
Ryouko Yoshida : Mornin', Sis.	(0:01:14.83)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh?	(0:01:15.83)
Yuuko Yoshida : Good morning, Ryo...	(0:01:17.50)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh?	(0:01:21.66)
Yuuko Yoshida : What're these?	(0:01:24.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : Something very abnormal is popping out of my very normal head.	(0:01:26.25)
EXTRA : Yuko Awakens!! For Family Reasons You're Now a Demon Girl	(0:03:00.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : M-Mom!	(0:03:05.95)
Seiko Yoshida : Don't make so much noise, Yuko.	(0:03:07.87)
Yuuko Yoshida : Help, I've grown these weird horns! And a tail, too!	(0:03:09.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : I can feel them like part of my body! I can move them, too!	(0:03:12.08)
Seiko Yoshida : Just calm down.	(0:03:16.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : Load, fulcrum, effort... my brain just bounced like a seesaw...!	(0:03:18.29)
Seiko Yoshida : It seems this day has finally come.	(0:03:23.16)
Ryouko Yoshida : Hey mom, what are those really chic things growing out of Yuko?	(0:03:25.33)
Seiko Yoshida : Yu and Ryo, listen to me. I must tell you about the ancient secret of the Yoshida family.	(0:03:29.25)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh jeez, why did this have to happen on a Sunday morning of all days...?	(0:03:35.08)
Seiko Yoshida : The truth is, neither of you are ordinary human children.	(0:03:38.91)
Yuuko Yoshida : Uh-huh, that's cool mom.	(0:03:42.70)
Ryouko Yoshida : We're not ordinary...	(0:03:44.70)
Yuuko Yoshida : Wait, what?!	(0:03:46.75)
Ryouko Yoshida : I heard that piano drop just now.	(0:03:48.20)
Seiko Yoshida : The Yoshida family has been sustained by the power of darkness since ancient times.	(0:03:49.83)
Seiko Yoshida : We are descendants of the "Dark Clan" that were banished long ago.	(0:03:53.29)
Yuuko Yoshida : Wow... "darkness," huh? This is too surreal. I must still be dreaming, so back to bed with me-	(0:03:56.20)
Seiko Yoshida : Don't try and run from reality.	(0:04:01.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : My brain is bouncing around again!	(0:04:03.33)
Ryouko Yoshida : So, our whole family are "Descendants of Darkness."	(0:04:04.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : Forget that for a minute, you still haven't cooked our breakfast rice.	(0:04:07.62)
Seiko Yoshida : We've run out of rice for this month.	(0:04:10.41)
Seiko Yoshida : More importantly, there's something that I must tell you.	(0:04:12.91)
Seiko Yoshida : The reason that we live in poverty like this is because of our mortal enemies, the "Light Clan."	(0:04:16.45)
Yuuko Yoshida : "Light"?!	(0:04:21.83)
Seiko Yoshida : Our battle with them spanned across centuries,	(0:04:23.45)
Seiko Yoshida : but they successfully sealed all our power and luck away.	(0:04:26.50)
Seiko Yoshida : That's why we look like ordinary humans now.	(0:04:29.54)
Seiko Yoshida : In the end, they put the "$400 Per Month" curse upon us.	(0:04:33.33)
Seiko Yoshida : They've taken nearly everything from us.	(0:04:37.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : That curse really hit where it counts. Seconds please.	(0:04:39.16)
Seiko Yoshida : There was nothing else they could have sealed away, I suppose.	(0:04:41.66)
Seiko Yoshida : Anyway, it seems that you've somehow caused a lapse in the seal.	(0:04:44.66)
Seiko Yoshida : Those horns and tail you've grown were part of the trademark appearance of our ancestors!	(0:04:47.91)
Seiko Yoshida : You must fully break the seal to gain control over the evil energy and then master it.	(0:04:52.83)
EXTRA : Money! Power! Delicious food! You must fully break the seal to gain control over the evil energy and then master it.	(0:04:54.29)
EXTRA : Money! Power! Delicious food! You must fully break the seal to gain control	(0:04:56.95)
Seiko Yoshida : over the evil energy and then master it.	(0:04:56.96)
Yuuko Yoshida : But doesn't that make me the bad guy?	(0:04:57.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : What good is gonna come from doing that?	(0:04:59.37)
Seiko Yoshida : If you manage to break the seal, you should get a little taller.	(0:05:01.58)
Seiko Yoshida : And our financial woes will certainly improve.	(0:05:04.16)
Seiko Yoshida : We'll be able to go to one of those all-you-can-eat-and-drink buffets!	(0:05:06.29)
Yuuko Yoshida : Will that include one of those tower of pancakes?!	(0:05:08.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : It's a feast! Then I'll do whatever you want me to, Mom!	(0:05:10.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Then I'll do whatever you want me to, Mom!	(0:05:11.12)
Ryouko Yoshida : We can build a library in our house.	(0:05:12.25)
Yuuko Yoshida : So, what exactly do I need to do?	(0:05:13.91)
Yuuko Yoshida : Get some! So, what exactly do I need to do?	(0:05:14.04)
Yuuko Yoshida : So, what exactly do I need to do?	(0:05:15.37)
Seiko Yoshida : You must defeat a "Magical Girl," one of the priests of the Light Clan that sealed away our powers.	(0:05:16.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : One, two, three! One, two, three! Defeat a Magical Girl? Roger that!	(0:05:21.12)
Seiko Yoshida : Then you must drain their blood and offer it to the Demon God Statue of our ancestors!	(0:05:23.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : "Blood"?!	(0:05:26.45)
Yuuko Yoshida : "Demon God Statue"?	(0:05:27.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : Where the heck do I find that?	(0:05:28.37)
Seiko Yoshida : You know, that thing I always use to prop the door open.	(0:05:30.29)
Ryouko Yoshida : Mom, open up.	(0:05:32.12)
Ryouko Yoshida : We know you're in there taking a nap.	(0:05:33.87)
Yuuko Yoshida : The doorstop?!	(0:05:36.04)
Yuuko Yoshida : Demon God Statue! This is the object that the spirits of my ancestors are drawn to.	(0:05:38.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : My mom thought it was just the perfect weight and size, so she used it as a doorstop.	(0:05:42.50)
Seiko Yoshida : That was just a camouflage.	(0:05:46.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : What are you doing, Mom?	(0:05:48.41)
Ryouko Yoshida : I found the statue.	(0:05:50.62)
Seiko Yoshida : I need to submit this form to notify that you're now active as a Demon Girl.	(0:05:52.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : Submit it to who?	(0:05:54.83)
Seiko Yoshida : The Demon Directory.	(0:05:56.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : The Demon Bakery?!	(0:05:57.29)
Ryouko Yoshida : She said, Demon "Directory."	(0:05:58.62)
Seiko Yoshida : Your Demon Girl name will need to be something fitting!	(0:06:00.66)
Seiko Yoshida : What about these?	(0:06:03.04)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh?! I want some time to think about it. Actually, these are all terrible!	(0:06:03.91)
Seiko Yoshida : Okay, I'm putting down "Shadow Mistress Yuko." Fax sent!	(0:06:07.83)
Yuuko Yoshida : A corny name sent by an even cornier machine!	(0:06:12.08)
Ryouko Yoshida : "Shadow Mistress"...	(0:06:14.50)
Ryouko Yoshida : Does this mean you're going into business as a sadistic seductress?	(0:06:16.66)
Yuuko Yoshida : How exactly am I going to defeat a Magical Girl?	(0:06:19.50)
Seiko Yoshida : Since you've grown horns and a tail, it means the powers of our ancestors have somewhat returned to you.	(0:06:22.66)
Seiko Yoshida : Can you feel any of the dark energy flowing within you?	(0:06:26.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : I don't even know what that would feel like! The only thing I feel is hungry!	(0:06:29.08)
Seiko Yoshida : Don't you feel like you've gotten stronger at all?	(0:06:33.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : Actually, these horns are so heavy I feel like I'm on my way to becoming a hunchback.	(0:06:35.20)
Seiko Yoshida : Perhaps nothing substantial has actually changed.	(0:06:38.91)
Yuuko Yoshida : I think that my center of gravity has changed, and it's making me dizzy!	(0:06:40.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : If anything, I'm weaker now!	(0:06:44.41)
Yuuko Yoshida : Mom, if I'm going to fight, then do I get some kind of equipment?	(0:06:46.87)
Yuuko Yoshida : You know, like in video games and stuff!	(0:06:50.95)
EXTRA : I bequeath you this staff and these herbs.	(0:06:52.87)
EXTRA : For real?	(0:06:54.12)
Seiko Yoshida : Unfortunately, modern society dictates that anyone walking around with weapons will be arrested.	(0:06:55.08)
Seiko Yoshida : It's a harsh reality.	(0:07:01.41)
Yuuko Yoshida : But then...	(0:07:02.54)
Seiko Yoshida : That's why... I've prepared this!	(0:07:03.66)
Seiko Yoshida : A splendid weapon capable of shredding apart even the most well-cooked of eggs!	(0:07:05.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm very familiar with it!	(0:07:08.41)
Seiko Yoshida : And take this, it should help to camouflage your weapon.	(0:07:09.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : Feels like I'm ready for a picnic!	(0:07:12.66)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm heading out!	(0:07:13.75)
Ryouko Yoshida : Good luck, Sis!	(0:07:15.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : And so, I proceeded forth on my quest despite being unsatisfied with the parameters of my character.	(0:07:16.58)
Yuuko Yoshida : Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself here.	(0:07:21.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm supposed to splatter her blood all over this statue, right?	(0:07:24.29)
Yuuko Yoshida : But I hate icky horror films and I have the worst grades in gym class.	(0:07:26.87)
Yuuko Yoshida : This is impossible.	(0:07:30.37)
Yuuko Yoshida : I have no idea where to find one of these "Magical Girls" anyway.	(0:07:32.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Hold on, I had a dream this morning.	(0:07:36.41)
Lilith : You must vanquish a Magical Girl who lives in this town, and restore our clan to its former glory.	(0:07:38.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : What was up with that?	(0:07:43.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : "Lives in this town"? I wonder where, exactly?	(0:07:44.91)
Momo Chiyoda : Horns?	(0:07:47.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : Sigh...	(0:07:48.25)
Yuuko Yoshida : My head is so heavy now...	(0:07:49.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : It feels like someone just glued two dumbbells on it.	(0:07:51.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : Ah.	(0:07:54.00)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oops, oops, gah...	(0:07:56.25)
Yuuko Yoshida : Eeeek!	(0:08:00.91)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh no! My sealed ancestor's spirit!	(0:08:10.37)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh, that's good. It's not broken.	(0:08:17.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : Actually, I think that all broke ME instead.	(0:08:19.83)
Yuuko Yoshida : W-waaah!	(0:08:25.04)
Momo Chiyoda : Look out!	(0:08:27.04)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? What? Wh-where did that dump truck just go?	(0:08:54.29)
Momo Chiyoda : Are you all right?	(0:08:58.45)
Momo Chiyoda : She stopped it with one hand?	(0:09:04.79)
Momo Chiyoda : Are you okay, mister?	(0:09:10.91)
Momo Chiyoda : I stopped the truck as gently as I could.	(0:09:12.95)
EXTRA : Y-yeah.	(0:09:14.87)
EXTRA : Are you okay?	(0:09:16.41)
Momo Chiyoda : I'm fine.	(0:09:17.70)
EXTRA : Right, well then...	(0:09:18.75)
Momo Chiyoda : Make sure you watch where you're going from now on.	(0:09:22.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : O-okay. Sorry.	(0:09:24.45)
Yuuko Yoshida : Please be a cosplay. Please be a cosplay. Um, are you cosplaying?	(0:09:26.41)
Yuuko Yoshida : Please be a cosplay. Please be a cosplay! Please be a cosplay!	(0:09:28.66)
Momo Chiyoda : Nope. I'm a Magical Girl.	(0:09:32.29)
Yuuko Yoshida : That figures...	(0:09:34.58)
Yuuko Yoshida : You stopped that truck with one hand, after all.	(0:09:35.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : I've found my target...	(0:09:37.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : Gulp! I've found my target...	(0:09:38.00)
Yuuko Yoshida : I've found my target...	(0:09:38.62)
Momo Chiyoda : It's been a long time since I've had to transform, though.	(0:09:40.08)
Momo Chiyoda : Actually, those horns of yours seem like...	(0:09:42.91)
Yuuko Yoshida : U-um...	(0:09:44.79)
Momo Chiyoda : What? Are you hungry?	(0:09:46.70)
Momo Chiyoda : You can have this.	(0:09:48.87)
Yuuko Yoshida : What exactly is this?	(0:09:50.62)
Momo Chiyoda : It's bread? A sandwich?	(0:09:52.50)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm confused. Why give me something like this?	(0:09:54.54)
Momo Chiyoda : Huh? Well, you looked like you were hungry.	(0:09:57.20)
Momo Chiyoda : And because you're short.	(0:10:00.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh, I see!	(0:10:01.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : She's taking pity on me!	(0:10:06.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage! Outrage! I've never had an experience so humiliating before!	(0:10:07.75)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh?	(0:10:12.95)
Momo Chiyoda : Snicker.	(0:10:16.87)
Momo Chiyoda : You really are starving, aren't you?	(0:10:17.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : Ugh!	(0:10:19.04)
Yuuko Yoshida : Don't think this means you've won!	(0:10:20.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : But I really appreciate you saving me!	(0:10:22.87)
Momo Chiyoda : She's a weird one.	(0:10:26.29)
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage!	(0:10:27.16)
EXTRA : Don't give up, Yuko! Use this experience as your first step to becoming a great demon!	(0:10:28.75)
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage!	(0:10:33.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm heading off to school!	(0:10:46.20)
Lilith : Thou hast inherited the blood of the dark ones.	(0:10:52.41)
Lilith : Vanquish a Magical Girl and restore our clan to its former glory.	(0:10:54.87)
Yuuko Yoshida : I ran across a Magical Girl! She actually saved me!	(0:10:58.66)
Yuuko Yoshida : And took pity on me...	(0:11:03.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : Boy, that sure was a weird dream I had yesterday.	(0:11:05.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : Growing horns and finding out that I'm the descendant of demons...	(0:11:09.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : then leaving to find a Magical Girl to defeat.	(0:11:12.00)
Anri Sata : Yuko!	(0:11:14.50)
Anri Sata : G'morning!	(0:11:15.83)
Yuuko Yoshida : Good morning, Anri!	(0:11:16.91)
Yuuko Yoshida : You're up really early today.	(0:11:19.04)
Anri Sata : We've got a soft tennis tournament coming up this week, so I've got practice every morning.	(0:11:20.75)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh?	(0:11:25.04)
Anri Sata : Yeah, our team actually just got a new manager and they're super funny.	(0:11:26.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : Really?	(0:11:31.75)
Anri Sata : Sorry to be rude, but are those horns?	(0:11:32.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : I suppose I can see how they might look that way!	(0:11:35.50)
Anri Sata : That's what they are! Horns and a tail, right in front of me!	(0:11:37.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : It wasn't a dream...	(0:11:41.41)
EXTRA : Morning!	(0:11:44.04)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'll be honest, these things just suddenly grew in...	(0:11:46.37)
Yuuko Yoshida : and I have no idea what I should do with them.	(0:11:50.54)
Anri Sata : I bet you could hang your umbrella or gym clothes from them, no?	(0:11:53.00)
Anri Sata : That would make life easier.	(0:11:56.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Well, I'm not really worried about how to make my life easier...	(0:11:57.29)
Anri Sata : Actually, I think that would make paying for stuff or eating on the go a real cinch!	(0:12:00.25)
Anri Sata : Your arms will be free!	(0:12:03.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : Yummy, yummy, yummy...! Your arms will be free!	(0:12:04.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : Yummy, yummy, yummy...! Now that you mention it, that's true!	(0:12:04.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : Yummy, yummy, yummy...! They could be really handy!	(0:12:07.04)
Anri Sata : Let's give it a try.	(0:12:08.45)
Yuuko Yoshida : Um, huh?	(0:12:10.08)
Anri Sata : Here. Um, huh?	(0:12:10.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh... it worked.	(0:12:11.83)
Yuuko Yoshida : Never mind! It's way too heavy!	(0:12:13.91)
Anri Sata : Sorry! I forgot that you're not that strong.	(0:12:15.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : Load, fulcrum, effort... Load, fulcrum, effort...	(0:12:18.20)
EXTRA : Yuri-yuri?	(0:12:21.83)
EXTRA : I prefer Masashi.	(0:12:22.66)
Anri Sata : Hm, so those horns and tail just kind of sprouted over night? When's season 2?	(0:12:23.83)
Anri Sata : Hm, so those horns and tail just kind of sprouted over night?	(0:12:25.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm embarrassed to say it, but there's a lot going on in my family.	(0:12:27.04)
Yuuko Yoshida : Apparently, because I grew these horns it's my destiny to find and murderize a Magical Girl.	(0:12:30.95)
Anri Sata : Wow, really?	(0:12:36.50)
Shion Ogura : I'm totally jealous. Having a destiny is so cool.	(0:12:38.16)
Anri Sata : Can I touch your horns?	(0:12:41.25)
Shion Ogura : Me, too!	(0:12:42.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : Sure, go for it.	(0:12:44.41)
Anri Sata : Whoa. They're exactly what I thought horns would feel like!	(0:12:45.79)
Shion Ogura : They're so stylish. Totally fitting for a Demon Girl.	(0:12:48.70)
Anri Sata : They've got a nice feel to them.	(0:12:51.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : They've got a nice feel to them. This may seem strange to say,	(0:12:52.50)
Yuuko Yoshida : but I'm surprised you're both taking this in stride.	(0:12:54.25)
Anri Sata : Well, there's a lot of weirdos in this town.	(0:12:56.25)
Yuuko Yoshida : "Weird"...	(0:13:01.33)
Anri Sata : Oh! I didn't mean you!	(0:13:02.12)
Shion Ogura : Don't try and hide them, they really suit you!	(0:13:03.29)
Anri Sata : They're super cool, they look like giant croissants!	(0:13:06.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Croissant...	(0:13:08.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : Right now, I need to focus on finding a Magical Girl!	(0:13:11.29)
Yuuko Yoshida : I have to offer their blood to this Demon God Statue of my ancestors!	(0:13:14.33)
Anri Sata : Uh, isn't your ancestor a little broken there? On the top.	(0:13:17.45)
Yuuko Yoshida : Fortunately, I know there's one in this town. I will hunt down that Magical Girl!	(0:13:19.54)
Anri Sata : Oh yeah, there's a Magical Girl in our school. Class A, right?	(0:13:22.95)
Shion Ogura : Ah, the super strong one.	(0:13:26.58)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh? Is that so?	(0:13:29.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : Wait! What the heck is up with this school?!	(0:13:32.95)
EXTRA : This is Sakuragaoka High School.	(0:13:35.87)
EXTRA : Yuko and her friends are students here.	(0:13:38.00)
Anri Sata : That's Momo Chiyoda.	(0:13:43.12)
Anri Sata : We went to the same middle school.	(0:13:44.75)
EXTRA : I see you over there!	(0:13:47.58)
EXTRA : Oh no, you spotted me!	(0:13:48.58)
Yuuko Yoshida : I can't see anything now.	(0:13:50.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? That razor-sharp look...	(0:13:51.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : I've seen it somewhere before.	(0:13:54.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : Ahh!	(0:13:59.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : It's that girl who stopped the trunk with one hand the other day!	(0:14:00.04)
Anri Sata : You know her?	(0:14:02.91)
Yuuko Yoshida : Dealing with her was aggravating in more ways than one.	(0:14:04.29)
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage...! Dealing with her was aggravating in more ways than one.	(0:14:05.00)
Yuuko Yoshida : Dealing with her was aggravating in more ways than one.	(0:14:06.29)
Anri Sata : I heard that six years ago, she actually saved the whole world.	(0:14:07.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : She's known worldwide?!	(0:14:10.66)
Yuuko Yoshida : Wooow...! I... I never would have guessed	(0:14:12.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : I was tangling with someone that amazing.	(0:14:12.96)
Yuuko Yoshida : I... I never would have guessed I was tangling with someone that amazing.	(0:14:14.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : I wonder if a lowly neighborhood demon like myself stands a chance against a world-renowned magician.	(0:14:16.70)
EXTRA : Does this string phone work?	(0:14:22.04)
EXTRA : I can hear you.	(0:14:24.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : I wonder if there's any other information I can find about her.	(0:14:25.70)
Anri Sata : Hm, she doesn't really talk about herself much.	(0:14:28.37)
Anri Sata : Oh, that's right. One time during our fitness exams...	(0:14:31.41)
Momo Chiyoda : Excuse me. I can't get an accurate reading on grip strength because I broke the dynamometer.	(0:14:34.83)
Anri Sata : Everyone kind of flipped out when she said that.	(0:14:39.16)
Anri Sata : In the end, they had to use three dynamometers together to get an accurate reading.	(0:14:41.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : Is she really a "Magical" Girl? Are we sure she's not just a "Tangible" Girl?	(0:14:45.29)
Anri Sata : Then on the lung capacity test, she totally maxed out the counter.	(0:14:49.66)
Yuuko Yoshida : Is that something that even has a maximum?!	(0:14:52.62)
Anri Sata : It made a really cool sound.	(0:14:54.29)
Momo Chiyoda : Grr...	(0:14:56.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : Meanwhile, I have to rest at least once when carrying even a small bag of rice home from the store!	(0:14:59.79)
Anri Sata : I think you could be a bit more athletic than that.	(0:15:05.75)
Yuuko Yoshida : Well then... I guess I'll go show her who's boss!	(0:15:08.45)
Anri Sata : I forget, is grip strength proportional to punch strength?	(0:15:11.45)
EXTRA : Recess will end in 3 minutes.	(0:15:15.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : Recess is about to end, so we should probably head back to the classroom.	(0:15:19.45)
Anri Sata : You've got 3 whole minutes, that's plenty of time to pick a fight!	(0:15:23.00)
Anri Sata : Get out there, girl!	(0:15:26.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : I have to find a place to hide and launch a sneak attack.	(0:15:27.87)
Anri Sata : Hey Chiyoda! Yoshida from Class D is a descendent of the Dark Clan and has something for you!	(0:15:29.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : You backstabber!	(0:15:34.37)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh crap, she's coming. She's coming!	(0:15:37.79)
Momo Chiyoda : What?	(0:15:45.87)
Yuuko Yoshida : Sh-she's huge! A whole head taller than me!	(0:15:48.37)
Anri Sata : Come on, Yuko. Give it to her straight!	(0:15:51.29)
Momo Chiyoda : Oh, you're that little girl from yesterday.	(0:15:53.50)
Yuuko Yoshida : Gah! "Little girl"?!	(0:15:55.50)
Yuuko Yoshida : Growl... snarl!	(0:15:57.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : Growl! Snarl... Growl! Snarl... Whoza callin little! Punkimma grow way tallrthen u!	(0:15:59.95)
Anri Sata : Growl! Snarl... Growl! Snarl... Yuko! Your brain and your mouth can't keep up with each other!	(0:16:03.54)
Anri Sata : Growl! Snarl... Growl! Snarl... "Who're you callin' little?! Don't get cocky, you punk!	(0:16:06.45)
Anri Sata : I'm still young enough to grow way taller than you!"	(0:16:06.46)
Anri Sata : That's what you meant to say!	(0:16:11.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : Yeah, what she said!	(0:16:12.29)
Momo Chiyoda : Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I just objectively thought you were on the short side.	(0:16:14.00)
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage! Outrage! Outrage...! That doesn't change anything! If she's trying to pick a fight, then she's got one!	(0:16:19.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : I am Shami...	(0:16:23.12)
Momo Chiyoda : Uh-huh.	(0:16:24.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Shadow Mistress Yuko!	(0:16:24.66)
Momo Chiyoda : Uh-huh.	(0:16:26.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : To restore my ancestors to their former glory and to conkeer... ahem, conquer the world of darkness...	(0:16:26.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : ...I've come to end the life of a Magical Girl!	(0:16:34.08)
Momo Chiyoda : Uh-huh.	(0:16:36.87)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huff...	(0:16:37.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : ...and that's the deal.	(0:16:41.45)
Momo Chiyoda : I see.	(0:16:42.79)
Momo Chiyoda : You flubbed up twice, huh?	(0:16:43.75)
Yuuko Yoshida : Because you kept interrupting and throwing me off my pace!	(0:16:45.41)
Momo Chiyoda : Want to try again?	(0:16:48.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : No interruptions this time, okay?	(0:16:50.20)
Momo Chiyoda : Okay, give it one more shot. "Shamiko," was it?	(0:16:52.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage! No! I am Yuko Yoshida, also known as Shami... Shadow Mistress Yuko!	(0:16:54.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : No! I am Yuko Yoshida, also known as Shami... Shadow Mistress Yuko!	(0:16:55.83)
Momo Chiyoda : Snicker. So, you are "Sha-mi-ko" then.	(0:16:59.50)
Momo Chiyoda : So, you are "Sha-mi-ko" then.	(0:17:00.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Don't laugh!	(0:17:01.29)
Anri Sata : Don't worry about sounding cool, Shami!	(0:17:02.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : Stop helping that nickname catch on!	(0:17:04.66)
Anri Sata : No big deal!	(0:17:06.41)
Momo Chiyoda : Shamirin?	(0:17:07.75)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh?! What did you say?	(0:17:08.62)
Momo Chiyoda : Nothing.	(0:17:09.83)
Yuuko Yoshida : UWAA! PREPAAAAREEE YOURSEEEEEEEELLLLF!	(0:17:10.54)
Anri Sata : Get her!	(0:17:16.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : Take this, and that, and this, and that...!	(0:17:17.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : M-my sides hurt... and my wrists, too...	(0:17:33.75)
Anri Sata : She's a bigger wimp than I thought.	(0:17:37.41)
Momo Chiyoda : Are you okay?	(0:17:39.58)
Yuuko Yoshida : A Demon Girl is attacking you and yet you won't even transform...	(0:17:40.91)
Yuuko Yoshida : Why didn't you try to dodge at the very least?!	(0:17:45.04)
Momo Chiyoda : Because I didn't deem it necessary to avoid your attacks.	(0:17:47.62)
Yuuko Yoshida : That's right. I forgot this girl stopped a truck with one hand.	(0:17:50.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : I never thought my first battle would go so poorly.	(0:17:53.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : I should have eaten more to give myself extra energy.	(0:17:58.37)
Anri Sata : Is that really the problem here?	(0:18:01.37)
Momo Chiyoda : If you want a pastry, I've got one.	(0:18:03.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : A pastry?!	(0:18:04.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : If you take any more pity on me, I think I might cry, so just stop!	(0:18:06.20)
Anri Sata : I see some tears already, no?	(0:18:09.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : No, I stopped them before any could actually come out.	(0:18:10.45)
Anri Sata : Oh really?	(0:18:12.91)
Momo Chiyoda : Do you have a minute?	(0:18:13.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh?	(0:18:15.00)
Momo Chiyoda : Can you stand?	(0:18:16.00)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh?	(0:18:16.83)
Momo Chiyoda : Come on, get up.	(0:18:19.41)
Momo Chiyoda : ...Come on, get up...	(0:18:20.54)
Momo Chiyoda : ...Come on, get up...	(0:18:21.37)
Yuuko Yoshida : Eek!	(0:18:22.70)
Yuuko Yoshida : What are you...?	(0:18:28.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : Don't tell me, she's going to throw me with all her might?	(0:18:30.00)
Momo Chiyoda : Demon Eradication Attack!	(0:18:32.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : Nooo!	(0:18:35.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm doomed, I should have accepted that pastry when I had the chance!	(0:18:36.20)
Yuuko Yoshida : I...	(0:18:40.29)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm bewwy sowwy!	(0:18:43.62)
Anri Sata : She's emotionally weak, too!	(0:18:45.62)
Momo Chiyoda : The way you throw punches needs some work.	(0:18:47.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : Bwa?	(0:18:49.79)
Momo Chiyoda : Unless you put your thumb here like this, you'll get hurt.	(0:18:50.66)
Momo Chiyoda : Don't just use your arm, you have to swing your whole body like this.	(0:18:54.58)
Anri Sata : Something's happening out in the hallway.	(0:18:57.12)
Momo Chiyoda : You should aim for the chin or the stomach. Give it a try.	(0:18:59.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? What?	(0:19:02.37)
Momo Chiyoda : Just give it a try.	(0:19:03.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : Okay.	(0:19:04.75)
Anri Sata : It made a different sound this time.	(0:19:11.54)
Yuuko Yoshida : It sounded a lot stronger than before!	(0:19:13.20)
Momo Chiyoda : Your style...	(0:19:16.41)
Momo Chiyoda : ...or form, rather...	(0:19:19.00)
Momo Chiyoda : Well...	(0:19:23.12)
Momo Chiyoda : Uh....	(0:19:25.79)
Momo Chiyoda : Yeah...	(0:19:29.29)
Momo Chiyoda : Sigh... You might want to consider using projectiles instead.	(0:19:31.50)
Momo Chiyoda : You might want to consider using projectiles instead.	(0:19:32.58)
Yuuko Yoshida : Sigh...	(0:19:34.25)
Yuuko Yoshida : D-d-d...	(0:19:37.41)
Yuuko Yoshida : Waaaaah! Don't think this means you've won!	(0:19:40.41)
Anri Sata : That's that. See you later, Chiyoda.	(0:19:45.00)
Momo Chiyoda : Uh, sure.	(0:19:47.12)
EXTRA : Waaaaaaah! Don't give up, Yuko!	(0:19:48.29)
EXTRA : Sniffle, sniffle... Sniffle, sniffle... Train your entire body until you're strong enough to become a great demon!	(0:19:50.37)
Yuuko Yoshida : Sniffle, sniffle... Sniffle, sniffle...	(0:19:54.25)
Momo Chiyoda : Yeah, these are good.	(0:20:20.33)
Momo Chiyoda : I think I'll buy some more.	(0:20:22.33)
EXTRA : Did you see the new dance?	(0:20:29.16)
EXTRA : Yeah! Yeah! I watched it the other day!	(0:20:30.91)
EXTRA : It was so awesome.	(0:20:32.45)
EXTRA : I know right?	(0:20:33.83)
EXTRA : Oh, hey Ryoko!	(0:20:34.91)
EXTRA : Huh? Just leaving now?	(0:20:36.75)
EXTRA : That's a huge book you've got there.	(0:20:38.00)
EXTRA : That looks like a pretty complicated book.	(0:20:40.20)
Ryouko Yoshida : I just borrowed it from the library.	(0:20:42.45)
EXTRA : See you tomorrow!	(0:20:44.25)
Ryouko Yoshida : Later.	(0:20:46.16)
Yuuko Yoshida : Hi-yah!	(0:20:57.83)
Ryouko Yoshida : Huh? I know that voice.	(0:20:59.12)
Yuuko Yoshida : Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah!	(0:21:00.66)
Yuuko Yoshida : Ouch, ouch, ouch! Owww, my sides are killing me...	(0:21:05.00)
Ryouko Yoshida : Hey, Sis.	(0:21:08.00)
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh!	(0:21:08.70)
Yuuko Yoshida : Hey, Ryo.	(0:21:09.45)
Yuuko Yoshida : Crap, my sides...	(0:21:11.83)
Yuuko Yoshida : You caught me doing something really embarrassing, Ryo.	(0:21:27.54)
Ryouko Yoshida : You aren't wasting any effort in your quest to become a great demon, huh, Sis?	(0:21:29.95)
Yuuko Yoshida : That's right! I'm going to give it my all from here on out!	(0:21:33.79)
Ryouko Yoshida : You've made your first step on the path to becoming the leader of the demon horde.	(0:21:37.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : Hehehe... I'm not so sure about that.	(0:21:39.79)
Yuuko Yoshida : It's Mom.	(0:21:42.83)
Seiko Yoshida : Welcome back.	(0:21:43.95)
Seiko Yoshida : Were you spending time together?	(0:21:45.04)
Ryouko Yoshida : I met up with Sis on my way home.	(0:21:46.29)
Yuuko Yoshida : Were you out shopping, mom?	(0:21:48.29)
Seiko Yoshida : Yes! You wouldn't believe it!	(0:21:50.12)
Seiko Yoshida : I got two extra stamps for my lottery card by buying some mushrooms today!	(0:21:52.66)
Yuuko Yoshida : That's a big haul!	(0:21:56.45)
Ryouko Yoshida : Make sure you stick them in the fridge later.	(0:21:57.87)
Yuuko Yoshida : Mushrooms are yummy.	(0:22:00.16)
Seiko Yoshida : I'll be sure to season them a bunch.	(0:22:02.00)
Yuuko Yoshida : Sounds like it will go great with rice.	(0:22:03.58)
EXTRA : This is the tale of a girl who received demonic powers over night,	(0:22:05.45)
EXTRA : and must rise up to defeat a Magical Girl in order to save her family from the grips of poverty.	(0:22:11.00)
EXTRA : Or something to that effect.	(0:22:15.08)
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm Yuko Yoshida! Today I became Shami... Shadow Mistress Yuko, the Demon Girl.	(0:23:51.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : But this is where I'm supposed to talk about the next episode, right?	(0:23:56.62)
Momo Chiyoda : Shamiko, let's do some proper warm-ups next time.	(0:23:59.33)
Yuuko Yoshida : Uwa! The Pink Magical Girl	(0:24:01.75)
Yuuko Yoshida : is headed straight my way again!	(0:24:03.33)
Momo Chiyoda : We've got to find a proper weapon for you, too.	(0:24:04.37)