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BOFURI: I Don’t Want to Get Hurt, so I’ll Max Out My Defense - Episode 8

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Kaede Honjou : It's finally time for the third event?!
I hope this cowvent is fun!
(0:00:10.66)
Risa Shiramine : What's that again? "Cowvent"? (0:00:15.50)
Kaede Honjou : It's an event to defeat cows and collect
their bells, right? So, cowvent!
(0:00:17.75)
Kanade : I hear the more bells we get,
the better the reward.
(0:00:22.58)
Kasumi : Seems pretty normal as far as events go. (0:00:26.04)
Iz : Listen up! Attention, please! (0:00:28.83)
Iz : Thanks to all the wool everyone
gathered, I'm finally done!
(0:00:31.37)
Iz : Ta-da! (0:00:35.83)
Kaede Honjou : It's adorable! (0:00:37.33)
Risa Shiramine : Yeah! Not to mention warm! (0:00:38.91)
Iz : There's a bonus on event drops
depending on how much wool you use!
(0:00:41.25)
Kasumi : --B-But...
--Hmm?
(0:00:46.16)
Iz : --B-But...
--Hmm?
(0:00:46.16)
Kasumi : This is simply too cute! (0:00:48.08)
Kasumi : C-Couldn't you have picked out
a different design or something?
(0:00:50.00)
Iz : I'm afraid not! (0:00:55.04)
Iz : 'Cuz I wanted to see you guys
dressed in fluffy gear!
(0:00:57.37)
Iz : You're looking good, Kanade! (0:01:00.58)
Kanade : This is nice! Thanks, Iz! I really like it! (0:01:02.75)
May : We're gonna use the hammers Iz gave us... (0:01:06.91)
Yui : ...and lay waste to the cows! (0:01:10.04)
Yui : --Yay! (0:01:12.33)
May : --Yay! (0:01:12.33)
Kuromu : --Everyone sure is cute....
--Yay!
(0:01:13.00)
Syrup : --Turtle... Turtle! Turtle! (0:01:16.54)
Syrup : --Hmm?
--Turtle... Turtle! Turtle!
(0:01:18.45)
Kuromu : --Hmm?
--Turtle... Turtle! Turtle!
(0:01:18.45)
Syrup : Tur... tle? (0:01:20.00)
Kaede Honjou : Hydra! (0:02:53.50)
Kaede Honjou : "Cow"
That's one for me!
(0:02:58.91)
Kaede Honjou : "Defense and Third Event"
It sure is a pain searching
for cows with low agility!
(0:03:01.25)
EXTRA : "Cow" (0:03:07.29)
Kuromu : Whew! I'm off to a pretty good start. (0:03:07.95)
Kuromu : Hmm? From Sally? Let's see... (0:03:11.37)
Kuromu : "To be honest, I'm a little
concerned about Maple."
(0:03:14.79)
Risa Shiramine : "Yeah. Maple's not exactly suited
for this kind of event."
(0:03:23.58)
May : --"I'm worried she'll do something weird
if she's all on her own."
--Wait up, cow! It's too fast!
--Come back, cow!
(0:03:29.58)
Iz : --"I'm worried she'll do something weird
if she's all on her own."
--Wait up, cow! It's too fast!
--Come back, cow!
(0:03:29.58)
Yui : --"I'm worried she'll do something weird
if she's all on her own."
--Wait up, cow! It's too fast!
--Come back, cow!
(0:03:29.58)
Iz : In that case, let's all send Maple
some advice for the event!
(0:03:34.58)
Kuromu : --Agreed!
--Agreed!
(0:03:38.79)
Risa Shiramine : --Agreed!
--Agreed!
(0:03:38.79)
Iz : That was fast! (0:03:39.95)
Kaede Honjou : Ugh! There's so much competition! Hmm? (0:03:41.50)
Kuromu : It's hard to collect 'em,
but stay focused and do your best!
(0:03:45.70)
Risa Shiramine : It's tough with all the people in the fields. (0:03:49.95)
Risa Shiramine : Just relax and have fun. (0:03:52.91)
Iz : There's too big a crowd to get much done. (0:03:54.91)
Iz : Still, keep at it till the cows come home! (0:03:58.08)
Kaede Honjou : Mm-hmm, I see! (0:04:01.37)
Kaede Honjou : In that case...! (0:04:03.50)
Kaede Honjou : Thanks for the advice, everyone!
I'll do my best!
(0:04:05.45)
Kaede Honjou : All right! Let's head for that mountain! (0:04:10.95)
EXTRA : "Cow" (0:04:16.70)
Kaede Honjou : "Cow"
Woo-hoo! My plan worked!
(0:04:17.70)
Kaede Honjou : I can rack 'em up if no one else is around! (0:04:20.04)
Kaede Honjou : "Cow"
I can rack 'em up if no one else is around!
(0:04:21.29)
Syrup : --Turtle... Turtle... Turtle... Turtle... (0:04:22.70)
Kaede Honjou : --Huh? Syrup? Wait up!
--Turtle... Turtle... Turtle... Turtle...
(0:04:23.29)
Kaede Honjou : M-My head's spinning! (0:04:44.04)
Syrup : Turtle? (0:04:46.08)
Kaede Honjou : I'm okay, but thanks for your concern! (0:04:48.33)
Kaede Honjou : H-Huh?! Since when did all
my devours get used up?!
(0:04:51.37)
Kaede Honjou : Did I do that? I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! I'm so...
(0:04:56.54)
Kaede Honjou : Huh? (0:05:01.37)
Kaede Honjou : I wonder how this ended up here? (0:05:08.70)
Kaede Honjou : Hmm? Isn't that...? (0:05:17.83)
Kaede Honjou : I knew it! It's the church from before! (0:05:24.16)
Kaede Honjou : I was so caught up in the quest,
I never explored this place.
(0:05:33.00)
Kaede Honjou : Is there anything here? (0:05:36.95)
Kaede Honjou : Huh? Wh-What?! (0:05:44.58)
Kaede Honjou : Hmm? (0:05:53.33)
EXTRA : So my meal has come? (0:05:57.20)
Kaede Honjou : Huh? Meal? (0:05:59.37)
EXTRA : Once I defeat you, I will consume your body... (0:06:08.37)
EXTRA : ...and feast upon your power! (0:06:12.29)
Kaede Honjou : Well, I'll eat you, too! (0:06:16.45)
Kaede Honjou : That doesn't do a thing! Huh? (0:06:20.33)
Kaede Honjou : Wh-What's this?! (0:06:23.62)
Kaede Honjou : Whoa! There's more! (0:06:29.45)
Kaede Honjou : Fine! In that case...! (0:06:31.50)
Kaede Honjou : Wooly! (0:06:34.50)
Kaede Honjou : You're not so scary if I'm in here! (0:06:39.91)
Kaede Honjou : Um, these chains apply... [Hex]? (0:06:42.62)
Kaede Honjou : Never heard of that status effect. Anyways...! (0:06:46.41)
Kaede Honjou : You're up, Syrup! [Awaken]! And [Megamorph]! (0:06:52.04)
Syrup : Turtle! (0:06:55.37)
Kaede Honjou : Topped with [Psychokinesis]! (0:06:56.91)
Kaede Honjou : Oh, yeah! Syrup, let's try the new skill
of yours! [Mother Nature]!
(0:06:59.33)
Syrup : Turtle! (0:07:03.62)
Kaede Honjou : Whoa, awesome!
Next up, gimme a [Spirit Cannon]!
(0:07:09.00)
Syrup : Tur... (0:07:13.58)
Syrup : ...tle! (0:07:15.79)
Kaede Honjou : --...tle!
--That's it, Syrup! Give 'em hell!
(0:07:21.37)
Syrup : --...tle!
--That's it, Syrup! Give 'em hell!
(0:07:21.37)
EXTRA : C-Curse you! (0:07:24.87)
EXTRA : Unforgivable! (0:07:27.45)
Syrup : --...tle!
--What?
(0:07:29.37)
Kaede Honjou : --...tle!
--What?
(0:07:29.37)
Kaede Honjou : Geh! Th-That's disgusting! (0:07:39.08)
Kaede Honjou : Eep! I'm on fire now?! (0:07:44.58)
EXTRA : "Cow" (0:07:57.83)
Risa Shiramine : I wonder how Maple's doing? (0:07:58.87)
Risa Shiramine : Well, I'm sure she's not anywhere too crazy. (0:08:01.20)
Kaede Honjou : It's cramped! And dark! (0:08:08.12)
Kaede Honjou : Am I in its belly?
Whoa! My armor's melting!
(0:08:10.29)
Kaede Honjou : I'm not taking damage though,
so I guess I'll just beat it and escape!
(0:08:14.58)
Kaede Honjou : It's so sour! So tangy! And so...! (0:08:32.16)
Kaede Honjou : So bitter! (0:08:36.12)
Kaede Honjou : And that's that! Burp! (0:08:42.04)
Syrup : Turtle! (0:08:43.79)
Kaede Honjou : I'm back! Huh? (0:08:45.25)
Kaede Honjou : "Seeping Chaos"
"Acquired skill [Predator],
[Seeping Chaos], [Atrocity]."
Woo-hoo! I got new skills!
(0:08:47.45)
Kaede Honjou : It's called [Seeping Chaos], huh? (0:08:50.16)
Kaede Honjou : That sounds pretty cool!
I'll throw that on my armor set!
(0:08:52.70)
Kaede Honjou : The others will be so surprised! (0:08:58.08)
EXTRA : Nice work! Let's do this! (0:09:05.33)
EXTRA : Yeah! (0:09:07.75)
Misery : Heal! (0:09:14.33)
EXTRA : Thanks so much, Misery! (0:09:15.87)
Misery : Of course. Good work. (0:09:18.20)
EXTRA : "Cow" (0:09:23.91)
Misery : You and your traps are impressive
as always, Markus.
(0:09:24.87)
Markus : I don't know about that. (0:09:28.62)
Markus : All I did was set a few traps.
She, on the other hand...
(0:09:30.83)
Mii : [Flame]! (0:09:36.62)
EXTRA : "Cow" (0:09:42.33)
Mii : The mission was a success! (0:09:46.08)
Mii : It's all thanks to your hard work and bravery! (0:09:47.95)
Mii : --You've put your faith in me, followed me,
and for that, I thank you!
(0:09:51.70)
Markus : --She really has a presence when she speaks.
--You've put your faith in me, followed me,
and for that, I thank you!
(0:09:52.50)
Mii : --She really has a presence when she speaks.
--You've put your faith in me, followed me,
and for that, I thank you!
(0:09:52.50)
Markus : --No wonder people follow her.
--I'm glad to call you my comrades
and proud to fight beside you!
(0:09:55.91)
Mii : --No wonder people follow her.
--I'm glad to call you my comrades
and proud to fight beside you!
(0:09:55.91)
Misery : --Indeed. I suppose that's what
you'd call her charisma.
--I'm glad to call you my comrades
and proud to fight beside you!
(0:09:57.87)
Mii : --Indeed. I suppose that's what
you'd call her charisma.
--I'm glad to call you my comrades
and proud to fight beside you!
(0:09:57.87)
EXTRA : --Long live Mii!
--We'll follow you anywhere!
--Leader!
(0:10:02.25)
EXTRA : So it ended without a hitch? (0:10:07.50)
EXTRA : Yeah. Being the third time and all,
we've hit our stride.
(0:10:09.50)
EXTRA : We're opening up Level 3 now, right? (0:10:12.91)
EXTRA : So much work! I wanna lie in my bath... (0:10:15.79)
EXTRA : What about "her"? (0:10:18.62)
EXTRA : "Her," huh? (0:10:21.12)
EXTRA : We've gotta keep a close watch on Maple. (0:10:22.66)
EXTRA : She's got her wacky blimp, her [Wooly], (0:10:25.95)
EXTRA : she ate Hydra, became an angel...
and now a demon?!
(0:10:28.58)
EXTRA : What do you guys think? (0:10:33.20)
EXTRA : She can't possibly defy logic again, can she? (0:10:35.16)
EXTRA : Yeah. There's just no way. (0:10:39.25)
EXTRA : If it was that easy to get powerful,
we'd be in a real pickle!
(0:10:41.91)
EXTRA : I'm sure it'll be fine! (0:10:46.08)
EXTRA : --Maybe...
--Maybe...
(0:10:48.66)
Iz : Good work, everyone! (0:10:51.62)
Kaede Honjou : Good work, everyone! (0:10:51.62)
May : Good work, everyone! (0:10:51.62)
Risa Shiramine : Good work, everyone! (0:10:51.62)
Yui : Good work, everyone! (0:10:51.62)
Kasumi : Good work, everyone! (0:10:51.62)
Kuromu : Good work, everyone! (0:10:51.62)
Kanade : Good work, everyone! (0:10:51.62)
Kuromu : "Holy Sword" and "Flame Emperors."
It's no surprise they're at the top.
(0:10:54.04)
Kanade : And I heard both of 'em went to Level 3 already. (0:10:59.37)
Risa Shiramine : It just opened, too. Talk about fast. (0:11:03.08)
Kaede Honjou : Sorry, guys. I didn't contribute
very much this time.
(0:11:06.58)
Risa Shiramine : But still, you got a reward, right? (0:11:11.29)
Kaede Honjou : Oh, yeah! I got the [Counter] skill! (0:11:13.87)
Iz : You helped out plenty! (0:11:16.83)
Iz : This event was geared towards
people with high agility!
(0:11:18.62)
Kasumi : "Cow"
Besides, there's no need to fret.
(0:11:22.29)
Kasumi : We all gathered enough to earn
a fantastic guild reward.
(0:11:25.16)
Yui : We all did... (0:11:29.29)
May : ...the best we could! (0:11:30.50)
Kanade : That gives everyone in the guild
three percent more strength, right?
(0:11:31.95)
Kuromu : It'll stack up before you know it. (0:11:36.87)
Risa Shiramine : It doesn't really matter to Maple, though. (0:11:39.66)
Risa Shiramine : Zero times anything is still zero. (0:11:42.41)
Kaede Honjou : That's what you think! (0:11:47.00)
Risa Shiramine : Did you do something crazy again? (0:11:50.54)
Kaede Honjou : Come on! Onward to Level 3! (0:11:53.83)
Kuromu : We've gotta beat this guy to reach Level 3? (0:11:58.12)
Iz : Yeah. (0:12:01.25)
Iz : It doesn't look like some pushover either. (0:12:03.00)
Risa Shiramine : Um, it's all you. (0:12:06.04)
Kaede Honjou : Leave it to me! (0:12:09.29)
Kaede Honjou : Shall we get started? (0:12:11.91)
Kaede Honjou : [Predator]! (0:12:13.95)
Risa Shiramine : Wha...? (0:12:19.29)
Kaede Honjou : [Seeping Chaos]! (0:12:25.25)
Risa Shiramine : I see. So that's how it is... (0:12:29.58)
Iz : She has more appendages every time I see her. (0:12:33.25)
Kuromu : Let's not fool ourselves.
She's basically a monster.
(0:12:36.50)
Iz : That's fine... As long as she's a friend. (0:12:40.12)
Kanade : Watching Maple never gets old! (0:12:44.79)
May : You're amazing, Maple! (0:12:47.66)
Yui : You're amazing, Maple! (0:12:47.66)
Kaede Honjou : And now for the finisher! [Atrocity]! (0:12:49.83)
Kaede Honjou : This is harder to control than I thought! (0:13:41.58)
Risa Shiramine : Um, is that you in there, Maple? (0:13:45.54)
Kaede Honjou : Yup! Hold on a sec! (0:13:49.08)
Risa Shiramine : What... was that? (0:13:53.33)
Kaede Honjou : Um, it's called [Atrocity]! (0:13:55.25)
Kaede Honjou : "Atrocity"
"Maximum HP set to 1,000."
"[STR], [AGI] increased by 50."
Um, it's called [Atrocity]!
(0:13:56.66)
Kaede Honjou : "When HP reaches 0, skill is canceled
and user returns to original state."
It gives 50 strength and agility,
and though equipment effects don't work,
(0:13:58.25)
Kaede Honjou : "Can only be used once per in-game day.
While in use, equipment effects are ignored."
you get 1,000 HP, and
even if it runs out, you go back to normal!
(0:14:03.04)
Kuromu : Is she done being human then? (0:14:11.20)
Iz : Yeah, she's given up. Entirely. (0:14:13.37)
Risa Shiramine : At this point, there's no use
trying to make sense of Maple.
(0:14:16.58)
Iz : Mm-hmm. (0:14:20.95)
Kaede Honjou : Now I can protect everyone
even better than before!
(0:14:22.41)
Kaede Honjou : So this is Level 3! (0:14:29.66)
Kasumi : It feels completely different
than Levels 1 and 2!
(0:14:31.62)
Kanade : How cool! It's a machine world! (0:14:35.33)
Risa Shiramine : Let's go separate ways and check out
what kind of zones are around.
(0:14:39.62)
Kaede Honjou : All split up? (0:14:44.41)
Kuromu : We don't know much since we just got here.
Lets us cover more area.
(0:14:45.50)
Risa Shiramine : All right. We'll meet up in two hours. (0:14:50.25)
Kanade : Roger! (0:14:53.00)
Kaede Honjou : Whoa! There's so much stuff! (0:14:56.20)
Kaede Honjou : Huh?! (0:14:59.87)
Kaede Honjou : A-Are you okay?! (0:15:03.00)
EXTRA : Water... (0:15:04.87)
EXTRA : Could you please spare some?
And food, possibly?
(0:15:07.16)
Kaede Honjou : Sure! Here! (0:15:11.87)
EXTRA : Thank you. (0:15:18.95)
EXTRA : As a token of thanks, I'll tell you a story. (0:15:21.04)
Kaede Honjou : Huh? O-Okay! (0:15:24.37)
Kaede Honjou : Think it's a quest or something? (0:15:27.87)
Syrup : Turtle! (0:15:30.04)
EXTRA : In the center of this city
towers a grand building.
(0:15:31.62)
EXTRA : That is where the Machine God lives. (0:15:35.62)
EXTRA : He's the one who created our
flying machines and such.
(0:15:38.50)
EXTRA : But not a single person understands
how any of his machines work.
(0:15:43.20)
EXTRA : People have torn them apart to learn,
but there's nothing at all inside.
(0:15:47.62)
EXTRA : Not even a single screw, gear,
or spring to speak of.
(0:15:53.16)
Kaede Honjou : Th-That sounds kinda scary in a way! (0:15:57.54)
EXTRA : The real story starts now. (0:16:01.58)
EXTRA : You see, the Second Generation
is the one there now.
(0:16:04.20)
Kaede Honjou : The Second Generation? (0:16:08.62)
EXTRA : Yeah. This city was once brimming
with normal machines.
(0:16:11.00)
EXTRA : To us, who knew nothing of machines,
the First bestowed us hopes and dreams.
(0:16:16.58)
EXTRA : But one day, something happened
while I was out of town.
(0:16:22.66)
EXTRA : When I saw a pale light erupting
from the city, I hurried back at once.
(0:16:27.08)
EXTRA : But the city was filled with all-new machines, (0:16:33.16)
EXTRA : and everyone had completely
forgotten the First.
(0:16:36.25)
EXTRA : What's more, the old machines
were nowhere to be found.
(0:16:40.08)
EXTRA : That's the end of my story. (0:16:45.04)
EXTRA : Nobody remembers the First anymore. (0:16:48.54)
Kaede Honjou : Hmm. Do you think it means
the Second hates the First then?
(0:16:53.20)
EXTRA : That's the end of my story. (0:16:59.00)
EXTRA : Nobody remembers the First anymore. (0:17:01.79)
Kaede Honjou : I guess that's all he'll say for the quest. (0:17:07.00)
Kaede Honjou : Thanks for telling me that wonderful story! (0:17:10.37)
Kaede Honjou : Think it's a rare quest or something? (0:17:15.54)
Kaede Honjou : I should run it by Sally and the others... Huh?! (0:17:18.54)
EXTRA : Watch where you're flying
that turtle! Turtle...?!
(0:17:24.54)
Kaede Honjou : I'm sorry! (0:17:28.25)
Kaede Honjou : Let's go to a less-crowded area, Syrup! (0:17:29.79)
Syrup : Turtle! (0:17:32.95)
Kaede Honjou : Look at all this fog! Um... (0:17:39.41)
Kaede Honjou : Huh? Where are we?! (0:17:43.87)
Kaede Honjou : What?! (0:17:46.54)
Kaede Honjou : [Atrocity]! (0:17:50.54)
Kaede Honjou : Thought I was dead there! (0:17:56.83)
Kaede Honjou : Where is this anyways? (0:17:58.87)
EXTRA : "Graveyard of Dreams" (0:18:03.66)
Kaede Honjou : "Graveyard of Dreams"
Graveyard of Dreams?
(0:18:04.41)
Kaede Honjou : Syrup! Thank goodness! (0:18:10.58)
Kaede Honjou : Whoa! (0:18:32.87)
EXTRA : I am... king of machines. (0:18:38.37)
EXTRA : Of great wisdom... and faraway dreams. (0:18:41.58)
Kaede Honjou : Huh? I think I started something! (0:18:45.87)
EXTRA : I am... king. A once upon... king. (0:18:49.33)
EXTRA : He who was weeded out. (0:18:53.62)
Kaede Honjou : Wh-What happened? (0:18:58.66)
EXTRA : --I am the... king of junk. (0:19:01.25)
Kaede Honjou : --Whoa!
--I am the... king of junk.
(0:19:02.20)
EXTRA : He who sleeps among scrap. (0:19:04.33)
EXTRA : Making dreams and miracles... into rubbish. (0:19:07.50)
EXTRA : I'll make you... rubbish, too. (0:19:12.04)
Kaede Honjou : Are you broken?
Let's knock some sense into you!
(0:19:14.95)
Kaede Honjou : Syrup! [Mother Nature]! (0:19:25.83)
Syrup : Turtle! (0:19:27.29)
Kaede Honjou : This glowing part's the problem! (0:19:31.79)
Kaede Honjou : [Seeping Chaos]! (0:19:34.45)
EXTRA : In this moment my thoughts are mine... (0:19:44.00)
EXTRA : ...I bestow you this, brave soul... (0:19:47.00)
EXTRA : Using my power, defeat he...
who I... once was.
(0:19:54.95)
Kaede Honjou : Huh? (0:20:00.45)
EXTRA : Put me... to... sleep. (0:20:02.33)
Kaede Honjou : B-Bestow me what?! Hold up! (0:20:05.50)
EXTRA : It is futile. (0:20:08.75)
Kaede Honjou : Wh-What?! (0:20:11.08)
Kaede Honjou : Huh?! (0:20:13.50)
Kaede Honjou : Shoot! (0:20:23.79)
Kaede Honjou : What the heck's that?! (0:20:27.79)
Kaede Honjou : Huh? (0:20:31.41)
Kaede Honjou : [Machine God]? (0:20:37.00)
Kaede Honjou : All right! (0:20:43.12)
Kaede Honjou : [Machine God]! (0:20:45.41)
Kaede Honjou : [Deploy Armaments]! (0:20:49.66)
Kaede Honjou : [Commence Attack]! (0:21:53.62)
Kaede Honjou : Take this! (0:21:58.70)
Kaede Honjou : Whew! (0:22:36.00)
Kaede Honjou : Huh? (0:22:38.04)
Kaede Honjou : Wha...?! (0:22:43.12)
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