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Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm Kinoshita Kazuya, twenty years old, (0:00:03.26)
Kazuya Kinoshita : and I'm a college student
living by myself in Tokyo.
(0:00:05.66)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Fun fact: I have a girlfriend. (0:00:08.92)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I repeat: (0:00:11.91)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I have a girlfriend! (0:00:13.86)
Mami Nanami : Sorry! (0:00:16.08)
Mami Nanami : I've fallen in love with someone else!
Let's break up, okay?
(0:00:16.96)
EXTRA : Let's break up, okay? (0:00:17.62)
EXTRA : {\c&H2C2B22&\blur.25\frz270\fs30\move(487,178,487,164)}What? (0:00:20.58)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I got dumped! (0:00:23.90)
Kazuya Kinoshita : She was the first girlfriend I ever had... (0:00:29.60)
Kazuya Kinoshita : And she dumped me after just one month? (0:00:34.00)
EXTRA : Tried to casually hold her hand (0:00:38.47)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Mami-chan... (0:00:39.11)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I tried so many things to bring us closer. (0:00:40.52)
EXTRA : All-nighter at a pub (0:00:43.48)
Mami Nanami : I should go catch the last train. (0:00:43.69)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, yeah! Nothing beats taking
a train to get back home, huh?
(0:00:45.04)
EXTRA : \hYou are blocked from following @pyon-pyon210
and viewing @pyon-pyon210's Tweets.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
(0:00:48.90)
Kazuya Kinoshita : She blocked me. (0:00:50.02)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Don't tell me... (0:00:52.11)
Kazuya Kinoshita : She's already moved on and gone
all the way with the new guy?!
(0:00:53.92)
EXTRA : Torment (0:00:56.28)
Kazuya Kinoshita : This sucks! (0:00:58.45)
EXTRA : Torment (0:00:58.78)
Kazuya Kinoshita : And why am I getting turned on? (0:00:59.87)
EXTRA : Torment (0:01:01.54)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Junior's a big boy now! He's ready to move out! (0:01:01.55)
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Rent-a-Girlfriend site!
(0:01:13.05)
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Rent-a-Girlfriend? (0:01:15.44)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Man, I've had it. (0:01:55.35)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Like... I'm just... fed up with it all. (0:01:59.04)
Kazuya Kinoshita : What am I doing here? (0:02:15.25)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I bet the girl's gonna be fugly
without all the filters.
(0:02:17.28)
Chizuru Mizuhara : An orange shirt and striped pants... (0:02:20.16)
Chizuru Mizuhara : You must be Kazuya-kun, right? (0:02:30.68)
Chizuru Mizuhara : You're in college? What year? (0:02:34.38)
Kazuya Kinoshita : F-First year. (0:02:37.25)
Chizuru Mizuhara : What? Me, too! (0:02:38.68)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, but I took a gap year. (0:02:40.70)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Ah, you're older than me, then. (0:02:42.99)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Oops. (0:02:45.49)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Damn... (0:02:45.88)
Kazuya Kinoshita : She's hot! (0:02:48.46)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Anyone dating her would be living the life! (0:02:50.66)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Whoa. (0:02:55.19)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey, uh... (0:02:56.26)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Do you mind? (0:02:59.20)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, sure. (0:03:04.00)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Crap... I wanna leave. (0:03:06.55)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I wanna go home and sleep. (0:03:11.84)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, so we're following
the date plan I sent by text.
(0:03:18.88)
Chizuru Mizuhara : This is my first time at an aquarium. (0:03:23.36)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Really? That's unusual. (0:03:26.16)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Wow, that fish is cute. (0:03:29.36)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, that's the glowlight tetra. (0:03:31.60)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Do you know a lot about fish? (0:03:34.46)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I-I guess? I love hitting up aquariums. (0:03:35.80)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Wow! (0:03:39.90)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm so glad my first
aquarium visit was with you!
(0:03:41.72)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Well, I had lots of fun today. (0:04:09.16)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Thanks, Kazuya-kun! See you! (0:04:11.64)
Kazuya Kinoshita : O-Outrageous! (0:04:37.27)
Kazuya Kinoshita : It was all an act?! (0:04:39.75)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Holding hands before the end
is just part of her routine?!
(0:04:42.93)
Kazuya Kinoshita : How dare she toy with my heart?! (0:04:45.80)
Kazuya Kinoshita : "She was a moron who didn't even
know the names of common fish."
(0:04:48.32)
Kazuo Kinoshita : Use this to get by. (0:04:53.80)
Kazuo Kinoshita : I will not send you any more
money for living expenses.
(0:04:56.53)
Kazuo Kinoshita : Make sure you don't get swept up
in campus life and waste it all.
(0:05:00.79)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Are you stupid? (0:05:04.59)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm not going to college to have fun! (0:05:05.88)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I just... (0:05:14.31)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I just need to give her a piece of my mind! (0:05:16.01)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Kazuya-kun! Did you wait long? (0:05:19.61)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Sorry, it took me a while to set my hair. (0:05:22.15)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I was worried you might not like this hairdo. (0:05:24.21)
Chizuru Mizuhara : What do you think? (0:05:28.29)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I-I don't hate it or anything. (0:05:30.92)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Thank goodness! (0:05:33.04)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Damn it! She's so cute! (0:05:34.76)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Fee received. Thank you. (0:05:39.43)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Hey, doesn't it make you feel empty inside? (0:05:43.97)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Huh? (0:05:46.98)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Y'know, going on dates
with guys you don't even like,
(0:05:48.87)
Kazuya Kinoshita : and getting paid for it. (0:05:52.72)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Doesn't it get to you? (0:05:56.00)
Chizuru Mizuhara : No. I love this job. (0:05:58.91)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I get to meet people like you, after all. (0:06:03.97)
EXTRA : Here. (0:06:11.70)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Huh? W-We're not ma— (0:06:12.48)
Chizuru Mizuhara : We're dating! (0:06:14.70)
Kazuya Kinoshita : No, we're not even that. (0:06:17.44)
Kazuya Kinoshita : We're total strangers, (0:06:21.51)
Kazuya Kinoshita : aren't we? (0:06:22.82)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Technically. (0:06:25.46)
EXTRA : Oh, uh... I guess I'll split your purchases up. (0:06:27.22)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Sure. We can be whatever
you want us to be, Kazuya-kun.
(0:06:33.16)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Look, Kazuya-kun! Neon tetras! (0:06:40.23)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, yeah. (0:06:43.45)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Garden eels hide in the sand
because they're afraid, right?
(0:06:47.34)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Wow... She must've read up on them. (0:06:48.92)
Kazuya Kinoshita : She did her homework... all for today's date. (0:06:53.25)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Enough already. (0:06:59.36)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Seriously, what is that gonna achieve? (0:07:03.17)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Is that just your professionalism?
It's meaningless!
(0:07:07.04)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Not like these relationships
last more than a day!
(0:07:10.86)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey, what's gotten into you, Kazuya-kun? (0:07:12.94)
Kazuya Kinoshita : You just break up immediately! (0:07:15.78)
Kazuya Kinoshita : It doesn't matter how much
you care for your partner!
(0:07:18.65)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Let's get out of here. (0:07:27.89)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I know that was stupid... (0:07:32.50)
Kazuya Kinoshita : But I got it off my chest! (0:07:36.42)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Why do all these girls
get into fake relationships
(0:07:40.52)
Kazuya Kinoshita : with people they don't even like?! (0:07:43.43)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Okay, look... (0:07:53.49)
Chizuru Mizuhara : What is wrong with you? Are you stupid?! (0:07:55.38)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Yelling like that in a public place...
Way to get everyone's eyes on us!
(0:07:57.85)
Chizuru Mizuhara : What's your problem, anyway? (0:08:00.92)
Chizuru Mizuhara : All day you've been like, "Don't you feel
empty inside?" and "We're total strangers!"
(0:08:02.51)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Seriously, are you stupid? (0:08:05.72)
Kazuya Kinoshita : U-Uh... (0:08:06.63)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm your rental girlfriend!
This is just how it works!
(0:08:07.56)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Weren't you the one who made the request?! (0:08:11.04)
Chizuru Mizuhara : You saw the user agreement
and clicked "I agree," didn't you?!
(0:08:13.47)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I did... I'm sorry. (0:08:16.68)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Also, why did you give
me a one-star review?!
(0:08:17.89)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Did I do anything wrong on our date?! (0:08:21.52)
Chizuru Mizuhara : That brought my rating down
a whole 0.3 points, you know!
(0:08:24.65)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I'd only ever gotten
five-star reviews before that.
(0:08:27.36)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Here we go. (0:08:30.26)
Chizuru Mizuhara : And I'm proud of that fact! (0:08:30.62)
Kazuya Kinoshita : This is the real Mizuhara Chizuru. (0:08:31.84)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I've always given this job
my all, including this date.
(0:08:32.44)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I don't even like fish, but I went and
bought a book about them for this date,
(0:08:35.18)
Kazuya Kinoshita : She's a completely different person than before. (0:08:36.71)
Chizuru Mizuhara : and this is how you treat me?! (0:08:38.33)
Kazuya Kinoshita : All I can say for sure is... (0:08:40.28)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Could you not get in the way of my work? (0:08:42.00)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I can't believe you! (0:08:44.60)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Ugh, this sucks! Guess I'm getting
another one-star review!
(0:08:45.93)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm totally in the wrong. (0:08:49.23)
Chizuru Mizuhara : So, what now? (0:08:50.41)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Do you want to continue? (0:08:53.59)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I'll tag along if you want to keep going. (0:08:55.29)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Hello? What? (0:09:01.88)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey! We're not done talking here! (0:09:03.63)
Kazuya Kinoshita : What? Seriously? (0:09:04.23)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Got it! (0:09:06.28)
Kazuya Kinoshita : My grandma collapsed... (0:09:10.15)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Huh? (0:09:12.84)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I gotta go! (0:09:13.72)
Chizuru Mizuhara : H-Hey! (0:09:15.75)
Chizuru Mizuhara : You still have time left! (0:09:17.24)
Nagomi Kinoshita : It's not such a big deal. I only fainted. (0:09:25.25)
Harumi Kinoshita : But of course we would worry, Mother!
Your health is important!
(0:09:28.21)
Kazuo Kinoshita : Mom, you need to realize that
you aren't young anymore.
(0:09:33.05)
Kazuo Kinoshita : We do have a shop to run... (0:09:36.49)
Kazuo Kinoshita : And this isn't the first time
you've been hospitalized.
(0:09:38.56)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Does this room have Wi-Fi? (0:09:41.02)
Harumi Kinoshita : The phone is probably a bad idea... (0:09:43.37)
Kazuo Kinoshita : I'll get you some magazines for senior citizens! (0:09:45.02)
Harumi Kinoshita : Would you like something soft to eat? (0:09:47.72)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Don't act like I'm on my last legs! (0:09:49.55)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Anyway, (0:09:51.76)
Nagomi Kinoshita : who might that young lady be? (0:09:53.30)
Harumi Kinoshita : I brought her in because she was with Kazuya. (0:09:55.72)
Harumi Kinoshita : Are you his classmate from college? (0:09:58.66)
Chizuru Mizuhara : E-Er... (0:10:01.88)
Harumi Kinoshita : You couldn't be his girlfriend, right? (0:10:03.61)
Kazuo Kinoshita : No way, honey. This is Kazuya we're talking about. (0:10:06.17)
Harumi Kinoshita : Right. It's Kazuya. (0:10:08.62)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya? (0:10:12.07)
Kazuya Kinoshita : G-Girlfriend... (0:10:17.24)
Kazuya Kinoshita : She's my girlfriend! (0:10:20.20)
Chizuru Mizuhara : It's a pleasure to meet you. (0:10:36.42)
Chizuru Mizuhara : My name is Mizuhara Chizuru. (0:10:37.82)
Chizuru Mizuhara : It's a pleasure to meet you. (0:10:43.43)
Chizuru Mizuhara : My name is Mizuhara Chizuru. (0:10:44.68)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Perfect. (0:10:51.32)
Chizuru Mizuhara : It's a shame I had to introduce myself
under such circumstances,
(0:10:53.46)
Chizuru Mizuhara : but I'm glad to meet you all nonetheless. (0:10:57.88)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Get me discharged! (0:11:02.92)
Kazuo Kinoshita : What?! (0:11:04.65)
Nagomi Kinoshita : We need to get home and prepare for a party! (0:11:06.01)
Kazuo Kinoshita : Don't be absurd, Mom! (0:11:09.24)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Listen to yourself! (0:11:11.23)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya's brought home
a real hale and hearty hottie!
(0:11:13.00)
Chizuru Mizuhara : H-Hale and hearty hottie?! (0:11:15.46)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Can you believe it? Our Kazuya ... (0:11:17.57)
Kazuo Kinoshita : Mom! (0:11:19.72)
Nagomi Kinoshita : He has such a beautiful girlfriend!
Do you have any idea what this means?!
(0:11:20.70)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Our Kazuya, of all people! (0:11:24.38)
Nagomi Kinoshita : After showing no signs of anything resembling
a love life for twenty whole years...
(0:11:27.19)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya... Our Kazuya has... (0:11:32.48)
Kazuo Kinoshita : We're heading back to the store.
Watch over her, Kazuya.
(0:11:39.88)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Sure. (0:11:43.39)
Kazuo Kinoshita : And make sure you walk
your girlfriend back, okay?
(0:11:44.25)
Harumi Kinoshita : Chizuru-san, come visit our home sometime. (0:11:46.78)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Thank you. (0:11:50.58)
Nagomi Kinoshita : By the way, you two... (0:11:54.28)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Have you had sex already? (0:11:56.31)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Gran! (0:11:59.71)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Physical compatibility matters
a lot in a marriage.
(0:12:00.73)
Kazuya Kinoshita : M-Marriage? (0:12:04.09)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Kazuya-san and I have talked about it. (0:12:06.09)
Chizuru Mizuhara : We both want to take these things seriously. (0:12:09.78)
Chizuru Mizuhara : He's your family's eldest son, so we wanted
to hold off until we had your approval.
(0:12:13.25)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Her ad-libbing skill is on point! (0:12:18.65)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Do it! You have my permission! (0:12:22.13)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Day or night, whenever! As much as you want! (0:12:24.45)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Gran! (0:12:26.51)
Chizuru Mizuhara : If you say so... (0:12:29.52)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I guess we could. (0:12:32.15)
Kazuya Kinoshita : This is an act! (0:12:33.60)
Kazuya Kinoshita : This is an act! It's all an act! (0:12:35.29)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Oh, right! Let me go get the other old girls! (0:12:37.57)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Others? (0:12:41.09)
Nagomi Kinoshita : They asked me to introduce my
grandson's girlfriend if he ever got one!
(0:12:42.72)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey, what's going on here? (0:12:46.74)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, this is the third time
she's been hospitalized here.
(0:12:49.24)
Kazuya Kinoshita : It seems she's made quite a few friends here. (0:12:53.28)
Chizuru Mizuhara : What do I do? This is bad! (0:12:55.86)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Why are you panicking? (0:12:57.95)
Chizuru Mizuhara : She's here... (0:13:00.11)
Chizuru Mizuhara : My grandma's an in-patient at this hospital, too. (0:13:03.08)
Kazuya Kinoshita : What?! (0:13:07.84)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I haven't told her anything
about the rental girlfriend job.
(0:13:08.92)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Isn't that really bad news? (0:13:12.25)
Chizuru Mizuhara : That's exactly what I said! (0:13:14.35)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Anyway, I need to get out of here! (0:13:16.76)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Hey... (0:13:18.30)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Follow me, everyone. (0:13:19.37)
Nagomi Kinoshita : She's a real babe, I tell you! (0:13:21.38)
Nagomi Kinoshita : I've never seen a girl that hot! (0:13:23.44)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Crap! They're here! (0:13:24.90)
Chizuru Mizuhara : This way! (0:13:26.66)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Try not to collapse in shock, Tanaka-san. (0:13:27.61)
EXTRA : I'll be just fine! (0:13:32.80)
Nagomi Kinoshita : The rest of you watch out for heart attacks, too! (0:13:34.27)
EXTRA : I can't wait... (0:13:36.46)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Huh? They're gone. (0:13:37.83)
Kazuya Kinoshita : A vacant room? (0:13:38.47)
Nagomi Kinoshita : They were here just a minute ago! (0:13:39.61)
Nagomi Kinoshita : It's true! Believe me! (0:13:41.24)
EXTRA : We're not doubting you, Kinoshita-san. (0:13:42.92)
Nagomi Kinoshita : They can't have gone too far. (0:13:44.91)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Wanna exit through the window? (0:13:46.55)
EXTRA : Let's look for them! (0:13:46.59)
Chizuru Mizuhara : We're on the fifth floor, you know. (0:13:48.05)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Then what do we do? (0:13:49.82)
Chizuru Mizuhara : We'll have to leave one at a time. (0:13:51.56)
Chizuru Mizuhara : You go first and distract them. (0:13:53.53)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I'll use that chance to get outside. (0:13:56.67)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Distract them? How? (0:13:59.15)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Figure that out yourself! (0:14:01.16)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Did anyone check this room? (0:14:02.20)
EXTRA : I thought that room was unoccupied. (0:14:04.55)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Let's check it just in case. (0:14:07.55)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Th-They're coming! (0:14:09.60)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Get over here! (0:14:11.59)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Not here, either? (0:14:16.61)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Where art thou, Chizuru? (0:14:19.03)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya? (0:14:23.04)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Hey, what's the big idea?! (0:14:23.80)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Keep it down, stupid! (0:14:26.52)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Easy for you to say! (0:14:28.86)
Kazuya Kinoshita : This is... (0:14:32.26)
Kazuya Kinoshita : the biggest crisis of all! (0:14:34.50)
Chizuru Mizuhara : What in the world is wrong with you?! (0:14:41.03)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Nothing! It's not my fault! (0:14:43.44)
Kazuya Kinoshita : It's a natural response for
any twenty-year-old guy!
(0:14:45.26)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Get it back down right now! (0:14:50.24)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I can't, okay? I just can't! (0:14:52.46)
Chizuru Mizuhara : If you keep it up, I'll report you to the agency. (0:14:55.37)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Don't move! You're making it worse! (0:14:59.31)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Uh... (0:15:01.20)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Are you all right? (0:15:03.62)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I... (0:15:08.52)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm fine, thank you. (0:15:09.78)
Nagomi Kinoshita : That's good. (0:15:11.60)
Nagomi Kinoshita : If I may ask, have you seen
a young couple around?
(0:15:12.93)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I-I heard them talking about
leaving the hospital.
(0:15:17.89)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Really? Thank you! (0:15:22.28)
Nagomi Kinoshita : The targets are outside! (0:15:24.51)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Looks like she's gone. (0:15:29.78)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Yeah... (0:15:31.89)
Kazuya Kinoshita : This range is l-lethal... (0:15:39.27)
Kazuya Kinoshita : What a slender... (0:15:43.43)
Kazuya Kinoshita : and soft... body! (0:15:45.72)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Wait, right now... (0:15:50.69)
Kazuya Kinoshita : She's my girlfriend, isn't she? (0:15:55.83)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Like hell! (0:16:00.68)
Chizuru Mizuhara : What are you thinking? (0:16:10.03)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Don't forget that I'm just a rental girlfriend! (0:16:11.74)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Hell could freeze over, and I still
wouldn't be yours for real!
(0:16:13.82)
Sayuri Ichinose : Chizuru? (0:16:19.22)
Sayuri Ichinose : Is that you, Chizuru? (0:16:21.35)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Grandma... (0:16:28.71)
Nagomi Kinoshita : What's the matter, Ichinose-san? (0:16:33.16)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya! (0:16:35.72)
Sayuri Ichinose : What? So this is Kazuya-kun? (0:16:37.40)
Sayuri Ichinose : You mean your grandson's girlfriend is Chizuru? (0:16:40.08)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Are you serious?! (0:16:44.76)
Sayuri Ichinose : Chizuru is my granddaughter. (0:16:46.22)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I shouldn't make this worse for her! (0:16:49.55)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Sorry, Gran! (0:16:53.49)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I don't really have a girl— (0:16:55.97)
Chizuru Mizuhara : What? (0:16:58.44)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Kazuya-san's grandmother and mine are friends? (0:17:00.45)
Chizuru Mizuhara : What a coincidence!
Like it was written in the stars!
(0:17:05.05)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Or something... (0:17:09.00)
Nagomi Kinoshita : I don't believe it. (0:17:11.36)
Nagomi Kinoshita : To think Chizuru was your
granddaughter, Ichinose-san!
(0:17:13.84)
Sayuri Ichinose : I don't believe it, either. (0:17:18.40)
Nagomi Kinoshita : But it all makes sense now. (0:17:20.09)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Of course your granddaughter would
be a bombshell in every possible way!
(0:17:22.20)
Sayuri Ichinose : Oh, please. (0:17:28.75)
Sayuri Ichinose : I can also rest easy if Chizuru is
dating your grandson, Kinoshita-san.
(0:17:29.92)
Nagomi Kinoshita : Here's hoping we go from friends
to family when they get married.
(0:17:34.86)
Sayuri Ichinose : Likewise. (0:17:38.01)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Say no to collusion! (0:17:39.04)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Sorry... I made you lie for me. (0:17:49.62)
Chizuru Mizuhara : It's fine. (0:17:53.13)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Lots of clients want to
introduce me to their family.
(0:17:54.92)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Really? (0:17:58.73)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Anyway, it's partly my fault
for keeping this job a secret.
(0:18:01.14)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Let's just tell them we broke up. (0:18:06.48)
Chizuru Mizuhara : That's the best option. (0:18:09.34)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Yeah. (0:18:16.72)
Kazuya Kinoshita : My family runs a store called "Nagomi Sake." (0:18:19.75)
Kazuya Kinoshita : It was started in my granddad's time, (0:18:24.25)
Kazuya Kinoshita : and now my dad and mom run it. (0:18:26.24)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Even after my granddad died early, (0:18:29.22)
Kazuya Kinoshita : my gran kept it running, despite having
debts and my dad to worry about.
(0:18:31.10)
Kazuya Kinoshita : So, to our family, my gran's like a goddess. (0:18:35.31)
Kazuya Kinoshita : And it's our goddess's wish that
I find someone nice before she dies.
(0:18:41.92)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm a real grandma's boy, so I want
to grant her wish before she goes.
(0:18:48.05)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I had a girlfriend for a month, recently. (0:18:55.97)
Kazuya Kinoshita : When I asked her to meet my gran, she refused. (0:18:59.06)
Kazuya Kinoshita : And ultimately, she dumped me. (0:19:02.26)
Kazuya Kinoshita : It was out of desperation
that I pressed that button
(0:19:05.23)
Kazuya Kinoshita : and rented you. (0:19:08.63)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Lame as hell, right? (0:19:10.12)
Kazuya Kinoshita : What am I, a rabbit? (0:19:12.17)
Kazuya Kinoshita : One that dies if it gets lonely. (0:19:15.70)
Chizuru Mizuhara : There's no one alive who doesn't get lonely. (0:19:19.49)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Just a lot of people good at hiding it. (0:19:23.36)
Chizuru Mizuhara : They all fill the void in their heart
with work or significant others.
(0:19:25.52)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I'll apologize to my gran... (0:19:32.74)
Kazuya Kinoshita : and introduce a real girlfriend to her someday. (0:19:34.94)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I'll figure it out myself. (0:19:39.00)
Kazuya Kinoshita : After all, there's no way to
get your true self on rental.
(0:19:42.87)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Ow... (0:19:55.75)
Kazuya Kinoshita : What was that for?! (0:19:57.12)
Chizuru Mizuhara : That was corny as hell! Gross! (0:19:58.16)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Could you please not drag me into your
embarrassingly self-absorbed soliloquy?
(0:20:00.22)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Y-You're one to talk,
with the corny act you put on every day!
(0:20:04.68)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey, I do it for work.
Corny is perfectly fine by me.
(0:20:09.12)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Hey, uh... Sorry about everything today. (0:20:16.31)
Kazuya Kinoshita : And thanks. (0:20:20.44)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm no different.
I want to make my family happy, too.
(0:20:23.14)
Chizuru Mizuhara : But... (0:20:27.81)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I just can't quit this job right now. (0:20:30.64)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I don't want anything like
today's date ever again,
(0:20:39.04)
Chizuru Mizuhara : but whenever you find yourself
feeling like a rabbit,
(0:20:42.13)
Chizuru Mizuhara : feel free to call me. (0:20:45.50)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Nah. (0:20:51.04)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I doubt I'll see Mizuhara Chizuru ever again. (0:20:52.55)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I won't turn to her anymore. (0:20:57.20)
Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm done with pretend dating forever. (0:21:00.12)
Chizuru Mizuhara : That dork. (0:21:19.78)
Kazuya Kinoshita : And this is where my real story begins. (0:21:21.88)
Kazuya Kinoshita : The story of my precarious, (0:21:30.92)
Kazuya Kinoshita : yet optimistic campus life. (0:21:34.82)
EXTRA : Yo, Kazuchin. (0:21:38.14)
EXTRA : How many times did you jerk it yesterday? (0:21:40.24)
Kazuya Kinoshita : The story of my rueful virgin life starts now! (0:21:42.98)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Three times! (0:21:47.70)
EXTRA : Whoa, hardcore! (0:21:50.12)
EXTRA : Virgins gonna virgin! (0:21:51.38)
EXTRA : Right back at ya. (0:21:53.30)
Kazuya Kinoshita : The anime's finally airing, huh, Mizuhara? (0:23:57.70)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Right, Kazuya-kun! (0:24:00.04)
Kazuya Kinoshita : K-Kazuya-kun? (0:24:01.62)
Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm so glad I get do the preview
in episode one with you!
(0:24:03.20)
Kazuya Kinoshita : Uh... Are you in rental girlfriend mode right now? (0:24:07.36)
Chizuru Mizuhara : Of course. Mind if we get
the formalities out of the way?
(0:24:11.14)
Chizuru Mizuhara : You'll have to pay the base fee, the choice fee, (0:24:14.66)
Chizuru Mizuhara : and an extra fee for a
30-second preview, totaling—
(0:24:17.02)
Kazuya Kinoshita : O-On the next episode of Rent-a-Girlfriend: (0:24:19.30)
Kazuya Kinoshita : "Ex-Girlfriend... (0:24:21.78)
Chizuru Mizuhara : ...and Girlfriend." (0:24:22.94)

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