 Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm Kinoshita Kazuya, twenty years old, |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : and I'm a college student
living by myself in Tokyo. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Fun fact: I have a girlfriend. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I repeat: |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I have a girlfriend! |
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 Mami Nanami : Sorry! |
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Mami Nanami : I've fallen in love with someone else!
Let's break up, okay? |
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 EXTRA : Let's break up, okay? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I got dumped! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : She was the first girlfriend I ever had... |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : And she dumped me after just one month? |
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EXTRA : Tried to casually hold her hand |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Mami-chan... |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I tried so many things to bring us closer. |
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EXTRA : All-nighter at a pub |
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Mami Nanami : I should go catch the last train. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, yeah! Nothing beats taking
a train to get back home, huh? |
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and viewing @pyon-pyon210's Tweets.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : She blocked me. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Don't tell me... |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : She's already moved on and gone
all the way with the new guy?! |
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EXTRA : Torment |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : This sucks! |
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EXTRA : Torment |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : And why am I getting turned on? |
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EXTRA : Torment |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Junior's a big boy now! He's ready to move out! |
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EXTRA : {\fad(2000,1)\an7\pos(358,176)\fs20\fax-.2\fay.05\c&H2E2B2E&\bord2\shad0\3c&HF5F3F3&}Japan's most popular
Rent-a-Girlfriend site! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Rent-a-Girlfriend? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Man, I've had it. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Like... I'm just... fed up with it all. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : What am I doing here? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I bet the girl's gonna be fugly
without all the filters. |
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 Chizuru Mizuhara : An orange shirt and striped pants... |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : You must be Kazuya-kun, right? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : You're in college? What year? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : F-First year. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : What? Me, too! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, but I took a gap year. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Ah, you're older than me, then. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Oops. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Damn... |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : She's hot! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Anyone dating her would be living the life! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Whoa. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey, uh... |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Do you mind? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, sure. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Crap... I wanna leave. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I wanna go home and sleep. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, so we're following
the date plan I sent by text. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : This is my first time at an aquarium. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Really? That's unusual. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Wow, that fish is cute. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, that's the glowlight tetra. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Do you know a lot about fish? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I-I guess? I love hitting up aquariums. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Wow! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm so glad my first
aquarium visit was with you! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Well, I had lots of fun today. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Thanks, Kazuya-kun! See you! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : O-Outrageous! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : It was all an act?! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Holding hands before the end
is just part of her routine?! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : How dare she toy with my heart?! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : "She was a moron who didn't even
know the names of common fish." |
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 Kazuo Kinoshita : Use this to get by. |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : I will not send you any more
money for living expenses. |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : Make sure you don't get swept up
in campus life and waste it all. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Are you stupid? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm not going to college to have fun! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I just... |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I just need to give her a piece of my mind! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Kazuya-kun! Did you wait long? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Sorry, it took me a while to set my hair. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I was worried you might not like this hairdo. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : What do you think? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I-I don't hate it or anything. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Thank goodness! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Damn it! She's so cute! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Fee received. Thank you. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Hey, doesn't it make you feel empty inside? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Huh? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Y'know, going on dates
with guys you don't even like, |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : and getting paid for it. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Doesn't it get to you? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : No. I love this job. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I get to meet people like you, after all. |
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EXTRA : Here. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Huh? W-We're not ma— |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : We're dating! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : No, we're not even that. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : We're total strangers, |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : aren't we? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Technically. |
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EXTRA : Oh, uh... I guess I'll split your purchases up. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Sure. We can be whatever
you want us to be, Kazuya-kun. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Look, Kazuya-kun! Neon tetras! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, yeah. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Garden eels hide in the sand
because they're afraid, right? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Wow... She must've read up on them. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : She did her homework... all for today's date. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Enough already. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Seriously, what is that gonna achieve? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Is that just your professionalism?
It's meaningless! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Not like these relationships
last more than a day! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey, what's gotten into you, Kazuya-kun? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : You just break up immediately! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : It doesn't matter how much
you care for your partner! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Let's get out of here. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I know that was stupid... |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : But I got it off my chest! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Why do all these girls
get into fake relationships |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : with people they don't even like?! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Okay, look... |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : What is wrong
with you? Are you stupid?! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Yelling like that in a public place...
Way to get everyone's eyes on us! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : What's your problem, anyway? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : All day you've been like, "Don't you feel
empty inside?" and "We're total strangers!" |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Seriously, are you stupid? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : U-Uh... |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm your rental girlfriend!
This is just how it works! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Weren't you
the one who made the request?! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : You saw the user agreement
and clicked "I agree," didn't you?! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I did... I'm sorry. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Also, why did you give
me a one-star review?! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Did I do anything wrong on our date?! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : That brought my rating down
a whole 0.3 points, you know! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I'd only ever gotten
five-star reviews before that. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Here we go. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : And I'm proud of that fact! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : This is the real Mizuhara Chizuru. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I've always given this job
my all, including this date. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I don't even like fish, but I went and
bought a book about them for this date, |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : She's a completely different person than before. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : and this is how you treat me?! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : All I can say for sure is... |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Could you not get in the way of my work? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I can't believe you! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Ugh, this sucks! Guess I'm getting
another one-star review! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm totally in the wrong. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : So, what now? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Do you want to continue? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I'll tag along if you want to keep going. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Hello? What? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey! We're not done talking here! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : What? Seriously? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Got it! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : My grandma collapsed... |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Huh? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I gotta go! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : H-Hey! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : You still have time left! |
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 Nagomi Kinoshita : It's not such a big deal. I only fainted. |
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 Harumi Kinoshita : But of course we would worry, Mother!
Your health is important! |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : Mom, you need to realize that
you aren't young anymore. |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : We do have a shop to run... |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : And this isn't the first time
you've been hospitalized. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Does this room have Wi-Fi? |
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Harumi Kinoshita : The phone is probably a bad idea... |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : I'll get you some magazines for senior citizens! |
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Harumi Kinoshita : Would you like something soft to eat? |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Don't act like I'm on my last legs! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Anyway, |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : who might that young lady be? |
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Harumi Kinoshita : I brought her in because she was with Kazuya. |
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Harumi Kinoshita : Are you his classmate from college? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : E-Er... |
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Harumi Kinoshita : You couldn't be his girlfriend, right? |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : No way, honey. This is Kazuya we're talking about. |
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Harumi Kinoshita : Right. It's Kazuya.
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : G-Girlfriend... |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : She's my girlfriend! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : It's a pleasure to meet you. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : My name is Mizuhara Chizuru. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : It's a pleasure to meet you. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : My name is Mizuhara Chizuru. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Perfect. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : It's a shame I had to introduce myself
under such circumstances, |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : but I'm glad to meet you all nonetheless. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Get me discharged! |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : What?! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : We need to get home and prepare for a party! |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : Don't be absurd, Mom! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Listen to yourself! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya's brought home
a real hale and hearty hottie! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : H-Hale and hearty hottie?! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Can you believe it? Our Kazuya
... |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : Mom! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : He has such a beautiful girlfriend!
Do you have any idea what this means?! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Our Kazuya, of all people! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : After showing no signs of anything resembling
a love life for twenty whole years... |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya... Our Kazuya
has... |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : We're heading back to the store.
Watch over her, Kazuya. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Sure. |
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Kazuo Kinoshita : And make sure you walk
your girlfriend back, okay? |
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Harumi Kinoshita : Chizuru-san, come visit our home sometime. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Thank you. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : By the way, you two... |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Have you had sex already? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Gran! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Physical compatibility matters
a lot in a marriage. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : M-Marriage? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Kazuya-san and I have talked about it. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : We both want to take these things seriously. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : He's your family's eldest son, so we wanted
to hold off until we had your approval. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Her ad-libbing skill is on point! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Do it! You have my permission! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Day or night, whenever! As much as you want! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Gran! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : If you say so... |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I guess we could. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : This is an act! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : This is an act! It's all an act! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Oh, right! Let me go get the other old girls! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Others? |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : They asked me to introduce my
grandson's girlfriend if he ever got one! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey, what's going on here? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Oh, this is the third time
she's been hospitalized here. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : It seems she's made quite a few friends here. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : What do I do? This is bad! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Why are you panicking? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : She's here... |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : My grandma's an in-patient at this hospital, too. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : What?! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I haven't told her anything
about the rental girlfriend job. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Isn't that really bad news? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : That's exactly what I said! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Anyway, I need to get out of here! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Hey... |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Follow me, everyone. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : She's a real babe, I tell you! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : I've never seen a girl that hot! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Crap! They're here! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : This way! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Try not to collapse in shock, Tanaka-san. |
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EXTRA : I'll be just fine! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : The rest of you watch out for heart attacks, too! |
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EXTRA : I can't wait... |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Huh? They're gone. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : A vacant room? |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : They were here just a minute ago! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : It's true! Believe me! |
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EXTRA : We're not doubting you, Kinoshita-san. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : They can't have gone too far. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Wanna exit through the window? |
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EXTRA : Let's look for them! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : We're on the fifth floor, you know. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Then what do we do? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : We'll have to leave one at a time. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : You go first and distract them. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I'll use that chance to get outside. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Distract them? How? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Figure that out yourself! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Did anyone check this room? |
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EXTRA : I thought that room was unoccupied. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Let's check it just in case. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Th-They're coming! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Get over here! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Not here, either? |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Where art thou, Chizuru? |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Hey, what's the big idea?! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Keep it down, stupid! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Easy for you to say! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : This is... |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : the biggest crisis of all! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : What in the world is wrong with you?! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Nothing! It's not my fault! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : It's a natural response for
any twenty-year-old guy! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Get it back down right now! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I can't, okay? I just can't! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : If you keep it up, I'll report you to the agency. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Don't move! You're making it worse! |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Uh... |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Are you all right? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I... |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm fine, thank you. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : That's good. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : If I may ask, have you seen
a young couple around? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I-I heard them talking about
leaving the hospital. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Really? Thank you! |
(0:15:22.28) |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : The targets are outside! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Looks like she's gone. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Yeah... |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : This range is l-lethal... |
(0:15:39.27) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : What a slender... |
(0:15:43.43) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : and soft... body! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Wait, right now... |
(0:15:50.69) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : She's my girlfriend, isn't she? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Like hell! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : What are you thinking? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Don't forget that I'm just a rental girlfriend! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Hell could freeze over, and I still
wouldn't be yours for real! |
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 Sayuri Ichinose : Chizuru? |
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Sayuri Ichinose : Is that you, Chizuru? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Grandma... |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : What's the matter, Ichinose-san? |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Kazuya! |
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Sayuri Ichinose : What? So this is Kazuya-kun? |
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Sayuri Ichinose : You mean your grandson's girlfriend is Chizuru? |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Are you serious?! |
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Sayuri Ichinose : Chizuru is my granddaughter. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I shouldn't make this worse for her! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Sorry, Gran! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I don't really have a girl— |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : What? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Kazuya-san's grandmother and mine are friends? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : What a coincidence!
Like it was written in the stars! |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Or something... |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : I don't believe it. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : To think Chizuru was your
granddaughter, Ichinose-san! |
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Sayuri Ichinose : I don't believe it, either. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : But it all makes sense now. |
(0:17:20.09) |
Nagomi Kinoshita : Of course your granddaughter would
be a bombshell in every possible way! |
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Sayuri Ichinose : Oh, please. |
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Sayuri Ichinose : I can also rest easy if Chizuru is
dating your grandson, Kinoshita-san. |
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Nagomi Kinoshita : Here's hoping we go from friends
to family when they get married. |
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Sayuri Ichinose : Likewise. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Say no to collusion! |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Sorry... I made you lie for me. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : It's fine. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Lots of clients want to
introduce me to their family. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Really? |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Anyway, it's partly my fault
for keeping this job a secret. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Let's just tell them we broke up. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : That's the best option. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Yeah. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : My family runs a store called "Nagomi Sake." |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : It was started in my granddad's time, |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : and now my dad and mom run it. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Even after my granddad died early, |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : my gran kept it running, despite having
debts and my dad to worry about. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : So, to our family, my gran's like a goddess. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : And it's our goddess's wish that
I find someone nice before she dies. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm a real grandma's boy, so I want
to grant her wish before she goes. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I had a girlfriend for a month, recently. |
(0:18:55.97) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : When I asked her to meet my gran, she refused. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : And ultimately, she dumped me. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : It was out of desperation
that I pressed that button |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : and rented you. |
(0:19:08.63) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Lame as hell, right? |
(0:19:10.12) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : What am I, a rabbit? |
(0:19:12.17) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : One that dies if it gets lonely. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : There's no one alive who doesn't get lonely. |
(0:19:19.49) |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Just a lot of people good at hiding it. |
(0:19:23.36) |
Chizuru Mizuhara : They all fill the void in their heart
with work or significant others. |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I'll apologize to my gran... |
(0:19:32.74) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : and introduce a real girlfriend to her someday. |
(0:19:34.94) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I'll figure it out myself. |
(0:19:39.00) |
Kazuya Kinoshita : After all, there's no way to
get your true self on rental. |
(0:19:42.87) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Ow... |
(0:19:55.75) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : What was that for?! |
(0:19:57.12) |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : That was corny as hell! Gross! |
(0:19:58.16) |
Chizuru Mizuhara : Could you please not drag me into your
embarrassingly self-absorbed soliloquy? |
(0:20:00.22) |
Kazuya Kinoshita : Y-You're one to talk,
with the corny act you put on every day! |
(0:20:04.68) |
Chizuru Mizuhara : Hey, I do it for work.
Corny is perfectly fine by me. |
(0:20:09.12) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Hey, uh... Sorry about everything today. |
(0:20:16.31) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : And thanks. |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm no different.
I want to make my family happy, too. |
(0:20:23.14) |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : But... |
(0:20:27.81) |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : I just can't quit this job right now. |
(0:20:30.64) |
Chizuru Mizuhara : I don't want anything like
today's date ever again, |
(0:20:39.04) |
Chizuru Mizuhara : but whenever you find yourself
feeling like a rabbit, |
(0:20:42.13) |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : feel free to call me. |
(0:20:45.50) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Nah. |
(0:20:51.04) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I doubt I'll see Mizuhara Chizuru ever again. |
(0:20:52.55) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I won't turn to her anymore. |
(0:20:57.20) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : I'm done with pretend dating forever. |
(0:21:00.12) |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : That dork. |
(0:21:19.78) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : And this is where my real story begins. |
(0:21:21.88) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : The story of my precarious, |
(0:21:30.92) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : yet optimistic campus life. |
(0:21:34.82) |
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EXTRA : Yo, Kazuchin. |
(0:21:38.14) |
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EXTRA : How many times did you jerk it yesterday? |
(0:21:40.24) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : The story of my rueful virgin life starts now! |
(0:21:42.98) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Three times! |
(0:21:47.70) |
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EXTRA : Whoa, hardcore! |
(0:21:50.12) |
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EXTRA : Virgins gonna virgin! |
(0:21:51.38) |
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EXTRA : Right back at ya. |
(0:21:53.30) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : The anime's finally airing, huh, Mizuhara? |
(0:23:57.70) |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : Right, Kazuya-kun! |
(0:24:00.04) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : K-Kazuya-kun? |
(0:24:01.62) |
Chizuru Mizuhara : I'm so glad I get do the preview
in episode one with you! |
(0:24:03.20) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : Uh... Are you in rental girlfriend mode right now? |
(0:24:07.36) |
Chizuru Mizuhara : Of course. Mind if we get
the formalities out of the way? |
(0:24:11.14) |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : You'll have to pay the base fee, the choice fee, |
(0:24:14.66) |
Chizuru Mizuhara : and an extra fee for a
30-second preview, totaling— |
(0:24:17.02) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : O-On the next episode of Rent-a-Girlfriend:
|
(0:24:19.30) |
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Kazuya Kinoshita : "Ex-Girlfriend... |
(0:24:21.78) |
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Chizuru Mizuhara : ...and Girlfriend." |
(0:24:22.94) |
Rent-a-Girlfriend - Episode 1
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