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▶ EXTRA : This world is filled with dungeons.	(0:00:09.21)
▶ EXTRA : It is said that some of them even have perilous labyrinths that thwart adventurers.	(0:00:24.70)
▶ EXTRA : Undiscovered.	(0:00:31.26)
▶ EXTRA : Untrodden.	(0:00:32.38)
▶ EXTRA : Unreachable.	(0:00:33.55)
▶ EXTRA : People called these places rich in mystery...	(0:00:35.68)
▶ EXTRA : hidden dungeons!	(0:00:40.51)
▶ Olivia Servant : Welcome...	(0:00:51.96)
▶ Olivia Servant : Come forth, brave one.	(0:00:56.24)
▶ Olivia Servant : I await you on the second floor.	(0:01:01.24)
▶ Olivia Servant : This way.	(0:01:14.20)
▶ Olivia Servant : This way.	(0:01:24.64)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I, Noir Stardia, am the third son of a noble.	(0:01:52.24)
▶ Noir Stalgia : After graduating from the Jastal Preparatory School,	(0:01:56.65)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I decided to pursue a career instead of higher education.	(0:01:59.18)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Today was supposed to be my first day on the job, but...	(0:02:05.72)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Father? Mother? What's wrong?	(0:02:11.40)
▶ EXTRA : Well, that library you're supposed to work at...	(0:02:14.73)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Yes, today's my first day.	(0:02:18.39)
▶ EXTRA : Actually, the viscount's son interfered,	(0:02:20.87)
▶ EXTRA : and you won't be able to work there after all.	(0:02:24.11)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Huh?	(0:02:26.20)
▶ Noir Stalgia : We're just poor nobles who stand no chance against anyone ranked higher.	(0:02:36.63)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Father, please raise your head.	(0:02:42.55)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I absolutely deplore you... I mean, adore you, Father.	(0:02:45.73)
▶ EXTRA : You totally meant the first part!	(0:02:48.95)
▶ Noir Stalgia : But I guess the real question is... what do I do now?	(0:02:51.29)
▶ Noir Stalgia : You shitty father... I mean, Father.	(0:02:54.74)
▶ EXTRA : You didn't even hesitate that time! I felt that malice!	(0:02:57.23)
▶ EXTRA : I feel your anger, my son!	(0:03:00.62)
▶ Alice Stardia : I will not accept this!	(0:03:03.30)
▶ Alice Stardia : Who is this fiend who took my dearest brother's position?	(0:03:05.19)
▶ Alice Stardia : I will go talk to them personally!	(0:03:08.42)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Alice, I appreciate it, but we're talking about the son of a viscount.	(0:03:09.89)
▶ EXTRA : Uh-huh! Uh-huh!	(0:03:15.25)
▶ Alice Stardia : But... that's simply not fair, my dear brother!	(0:03:17.24)
▶ Alice Stardia : I know! Why not take the exam for the Hero Academy?	(0:03:20.83)
▶ Noir Stalgia : The Hero Academy, eh?	(0:03:25.92)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Those who graduate from the Hero Academy can become monster hunters or royal knights.	(0:03:28.47)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Basically, you're set for life if you make it there.	(0:03:33.61)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'd never pass.	(0:03:38.71)
▶ Alice Stardia : You should at least try!	(0:03:40.64)
▶ Alice Stardia : If you don't make it, I'll take care of you myself!	(0:03:42.46)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Th-Thanks...	(0:03:45.61)
▶ Emma Brightness : Noir!	(0:03:51.60)
▶ Emma Brightness : Hey!	(0:03:56.55)
▶ Emma Brightness : Morning!	(0:03:59.13)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Morning, Emma.	(0:04:00.98)
▶ Noir Stalgia : This is Emma Brightness.	(0:04:02.62)
▶ Noir Stalgia : She was born into a barony, meaning her family is wealthy,	(0:04:05.44)
▶ Noir Stalgia : but our parents are friends,	(0:04:08.75)
▶ Noir Stalgia : and she's been my friend since we were kids.	(0:04:10.70)
▶ Emma Brightness : We're both going to be librarians starting today!	(0:04:12.60)
▶ Emma Brightness : Let us do our best!	(0:04:15.58)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Actually, about that, Emma...	(0:04:17.75)
▶ Emma Brightness : What?!	(0:04:20.99)
▶ Emma Brightness : Th-Th-Then... you can't be a librarian?	(0:04:22.36)
▶ Noir Stalgia : No...	(0:04:26.45)
▶ Emma Brightness : But...	(0:04:28.20)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Y-You're that disappointed?	(0:04:31.33)
▶ Emma Brightness : Well, I mean...	(0:04:33.49)
▶ Emma Brightness : I had some really good news!	(0:04:34.89)
▶ Emma Brightness : About your skill.	(0:04:38.14)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Skill? You mean my Great Sage skill?	(0:04:40.09)
▶ Noir Stalgia : The Great Sage skill is my one and only skill.	(0:04:43.35)
▶ Noir Stalgia : It tells me everything about the world.	(0:04:46.75)
▶ Noir Stalgia : It's a pretty rare skill.	(0:04:49.27)
▶ Noir Stalgia : My parents jumped for joy when they had my skill appraised at the church.	(0:04:51.24)
▶ EXTRA : Fantastic, my son!	(0:04:51.94)
▶ EXTRA : Oh, how wonderful!	(0:04:53.58)
▶ Noir Stalgia : But...	(0:04:56.24)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I can't use the Great Sage skill.	(0:04:58.48)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Well, actually, I can...	(0:05:01.69)
▶ Noir Stalgia : But every time I use it,	(0:05:03.85)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'm plagued with a headache so bad that I wish for death.	(0:05:05.55)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Which is why I don't use it.	(0:05:08.96)
▶ Emma Brightness : I just happened to be going through the ancient texts yesterday,	(0:05:11.74)
▶ Emma Brightness : and I found this passage...	(0:05:15.04)
▶ Emma Brightness : ＂Whenever the great sage of old, Marlin, was plagued with terrible headaches,	(0:05:17.67)
▶ Emma Brightness : he demanded kisses from his wives.＂	(0:05:22.20)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Why, though?	(0:05:26.67)
▶ Emma Brightness : They must've been effective against his headaches! Duh!	(0:05:28.40)
▶ Noir Stalgia : What?	(0:05:32.56)
▶ Emma Brightness : Th-That makes sense, doesn't it?	(0:05:33.52)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Actually, you might have a point.	(0:05:37.15)
▶ Emma Brightness : D-Do you want to give it a try?	(0:05:41.01)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Are you sure?	(0:05:44.30)
▶ Emma Brightness : W-W-Well, who else are you going to try that with?!	(0:05:45.90)
▶ Emma Brightness : It's just a kiss! And we've known each other forever...	(0:05:48.59)
▶ Emma Brightness : And we're totally adults!	(0:05:51.63)
▶ Noir Stalgia : In that case...	(0:05:55.72)
▶ Emma Brightness : Huh?!	(0:05:56.61)
▶ Emma Brightness : W-Wait.	(0:06:01.17)
▶ Emma Brightness : Let's find a better spot...	(0:06:03.42)
▶ Emma Brightness : Y-You can go ahead.	(0:06:13.64)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I hope you're ready.	(0:06:19.80)
▶ Emma Brightness : You can do it!	(0:06:38.86)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Answer my query, Great Sage.	(0:06:43.24)
▶ Great Sage : As you wish.	(0:06:48.23)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I want to become stronger so I can pass the exam for the Hero Academy.	(0:06:50.11)
▶ Noir Stalgia : What's the most efficient way to become stronger?	(0:06:53.58)
▶ Great Sage : Explore a hidden dungeon.	(0:06:56.31)
▶ Noir Stalgia : A hidden dungeon? Where's the closest one?	(0:06:58.77)
▶ Great Sage : There lies a cave 15,000 meters southwest of here.	(0:07:02.52)
▶ Great Sage : Activate the switch in the wall, and you will find the Infinite Labyrin—	(0:07:06.67)
▶ Noir Stalgia : My head's killing me!	(0:07:12.24)
▶ Emma Brightness : Should we kiss again?	(0:07:14.06)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Yes, please!	(0:07:15.70)
▶ Noir Stalgia : My headache's fading...	(0:07:25.36)
▶ Emma Brightness : Does... your head still hurt?	(0:07:40.16)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Yeah.	(0:07:43.35)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I've got all the right gear.	(0:07:52.13)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I even borrowed a sword from Father.	(0:07:54.41)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Is this where the switch is?	(0:08:05.61)
▶ Great Sage : You will need a spell to open the door.	(0:08:22.05)
▶ Great Sage : And that spell is...	(0:08:25.14)
▶ Noir Stalgia : ＂Hidden dungeon only I can enter!	(0:08:29.59)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Let me train in secret to become the strongest in the world!＂	(0:08:32.06)
▶ Olivia Servant : This way.	(0:08:50.75)
▶ Noir Stalgia : U-Um... You are alive, right?	(0:09:12.63)
▶ Olivia Servant : Touch my head.	(0:09:16.20)
▶ Olivia Servant : I am Olivia Servant!	(0:09:24.33)
▶ Olivia Servant : A totally super-awesome adventurer!	(0:09:26.83)
▶ Olivia Servant : You see, I happened to stumble upon this hidden dungeon on one of my walks.	(0:09:29.88)
▶ Olivia Servant : I figured out how to get in all by myself.	(0:09:33.80)
▶ Olivia Servant : I ran into a monster on the second floor and decimated it in two seconds.	(0:09:36.59)
▶ Olivia Servant : Things were going peachy,	(0:09:40.72)
▶ Olivia Servant : but then a trap activated.	(0:09:43.42)
▶ Olivia Servant : I've been tied up in here for 200 years since then.	(0:09:47.00)
▶ Noir Stalgia : For 200 years?! I'll undo your restraints right—	(0:09:50.47)
▶ Olivia Servant : Nope, hold it. These are special chains called Death Chains.	(0:09:52.80)
▶ Olivia Servant : Cut them and say bye-bye to Olivia.	(0:09:56.74)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Huh? Then why did you call me here?	(0:09:59.36)
▶ Olivia Servant : I've been looking for someone to talk to.	(0:10:02.03)
▶ Olivia Servant : I figured no one would ever hear me, but you actually showed up!	(0:10:04.34)
▶ Olivia Servant : You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment!	(0:10:09.69)
▶ Olivia Servant : Anyway, you must have real potential, considering you found this dungeon.	(0:10:14.59)
▶ Olivia Servant : What's your name?	(0:10:19.48)
▶ Noir Stalgia : It's Noir Stardia.	(0:10:20.92)
▶ Olivia Servant : Noir, eh?	(0:10:22.47)
▶ Olivia Servant : So what brought you here, anyway?	(0:10:24.13)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Well...	(0:10:26.35)
▶ Olivia Servant : Right. I got you.	(0:10:30.09)
▶ Olivia Servant : But I'm sure the Great Sage also said this!	(0:10:33.77)
▶ Olivia Servant : ＂The super-hot babe Olivia is sealed away in B2!＂	(0:10:36.36)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Nope. He didn't say a word about you.	(0:10:40.52)
▶ Olivia Servant : Well, whatever. So you wanna get stronger, right?	(0:10:42.87)
▶ Olivia Servant : Then you can have my skills.	(0:10:46.94)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Huh?	(0:10:49.52)
▶ Olivia Servant : Well, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon...	(0:10:50.37)
▶ Olivia Servant : So just tap your forehead against mine.	(0:10:52.70)
▶ Noir Stalgia : L-Like this?	(0:10:55.76)
▶ Olivia Servant : Dun dun da-dun!	(0:11:01.80)
▶ Olivia Servant : You've quite literally got skills, Noir. Mine, that is.	(0:11:03.70)
▶ Olivia Servant : Now I can die without any regrets.	(0:11:07.80)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Wait! You can't just die now!	(0:11:11.03)
▶ Olivia Servant : Pfft. Like I'd actually die.	(0:11:13.27)
▶ Olivia Servant : You can address me as ＂Master＂ from now on.	(0:11:15.46)
▶ Olivia Servant : Now, I'll give you a simple rundown of my skills.	(0:11:19.28)
▶ Olivia Servant : The Get Creative skill.	(0:11:23.03)
▶ Olivia Servant : You can create pretty much any skill your mind can think of.	(0:11:24.79)
▶ Olivia Servant : The Bestow skill.	(0:11:28.86)
▶ Olivia Servant : You can give the skills you've created to other people or objects.	(0:11:30.27)
▶ Olivia Servant : The Editor skill.	(0:11:34.58)
▶ Olivia Servant : You can edit the skills you've given to yourself or others.	(0:11:36.63)
▶ Noir Stalgia : So... Get Creative, Bestow, and Editor.	(0:11:40.67)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Depending on how I use these, I can create insanely powerful attacks.	(0:11:43.67)
▶ Olivia Servant : But be careful.	(0:11:47.24)
▶ Olivia Servant : To use any of these skills, you need life points, or LP.	(0:11:49.02)
▶ Olivia Servant : The stronger the skill, the more LP it consumes,	(0:11:53.87)
▶ Olivia Servant : so make sure you use LP Conversion when that happens.	(0:11:57.35)
▶ Noir Stalgia : LP Conversion?	(0:12:00.70)
▶ Olivia Servant : If you do something that feels good, your satisfaction gets turned into LP.	(0:12:02.51)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Huh?	(0:12:07.81)
▶ Olivia Servant : For example, fulfilling your sexual desires.	(0:12:08.70)
▶ Olivia Servant : Getting close with a charming person of the opposite sex.	(0:12:10.67)
▶ Olivia Servant : Then there's hunger.	(0:12:13.16)
▶ Olivia Servant : Eating delicious foods and savoring delicacies are both effective.	(0:12:14.85)
▶ Olivia Servant : Finally, the desire for worldly things.	(0:12:17.66)
▶ Olivia Servant : Earn that dough and spend it like there's no tomorrow.	(0:12:19.17)
▶ Noir Stalgia : S-So you're telling me to be a hedonist.	(0:12:22.47)
▶ Olivia Servant : Oh, FYI, if your LP reaches zero, you die.	(0:12:25.50)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Maybe tell me that first.	(0:12:29.12)
▶ Olivia Servant : How much LP do you have right now?	(0:12:31.59)
▶ Olivia Servant : Concentrate.	(0:12:33.92)
▶ Noir Stalgia : S-Sure.	(0:12:35.27)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Five hundred fifty.	(0:12:37.95)
▶ Olivia Servant : Five hundred fifty, eh? Why don't you give Get Creative a shot?	(0:12:39.61)
▶ Noir Stalgia : All right. Here I go.	(0:12:43.74)
▶ EXTRA : Jiggle.	(0:12:49.21)
▶ EXTRA : Jiggle.	(0:12:50.89)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Get Creative: Stone Bullet skill.	(0:12:52.84)
▶ EXTRA : Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.	(0:13:03.59)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Stone Bullet visualizes condensing dust in the air in front of my hand...	(0:13:05.57)
▶ Noir Stalgia : and fires it!	(0:13:10.17)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I-I beat it...	(0:13:14.83)
▶ Noir Stalgia : But I'm kinda tired now.	(0:13:17.51)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'm going to have to figure out how to rake in that LP from now on.	(0:13:20.37)
▶ Noir Stalgia : But for today...	(0:13:24.95)
▶ Alice Stardia : Oh, Big Brother!	(0:13:30.33)
▶ Alice Stardia : Is my lap a comferble... a comfortable pillow for you?	(0:13:33.86)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Man, I feel alive again.	(0:13:38.67)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Can I get a goodnight hug, too?	(0:13:41.91)
▶ Alice Stardia : Huh?!	(0:13:44.23)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'm so blessed to have such a cute, kind little sister!	(0:13:45.90)
▶ Alice Stardia : The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter .	(0:13:54.20)
▶ Emma Brightness : Sorry to keep you waiting, Noir.	(0:14:01.64)
▶ Noir Stalgia : S-Sorry to call you out of the blue.	(0:14:05.15)
▶ Emma Brightness : No, it's fine. What did you want to talk about?	(0:14:08.64)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I have a favor to ask.	(0:14:11.14)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Also, you seem a bit different today.	(0:14:13.14)
▶ Emma Brightness : Y-You think so?	(0:14:15.97)
▶ Noir Stalgia : You're usually more reserved.	(0:14:18.31)
▶ Emma Brightness : Well, everyone's always staring at my chest!	(0:14:20.84)
▶ Emma Brightness : Of course I'd want to hide it.	(0:14:23.49)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'm not sure if that outfit is helping...	(0:14:25.83)
▶ Emma Brightness : Well, that's because today's supposed to be special!	(0:14:28.05)
▶ Emma Brightness : Noir, you doofus.	(0:14:30.86)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Sorry! I was just worried.	(0:14:32.28)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I've known you forever, and you're important to me.	(0:14:34.33)
▶ Emma Brightness : Just saying that I'm important to you isn't enough!	(0:14:36.95)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Th-Then... can I hug you?	(0:14:40.19)
▶ Emma Brightness : Sure...	(0:14:44.11)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Okay... here I go.	(0:14:47.84)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Your scent is so calming.	(0:14:51.99)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Not to mention...	(0:14:55.19)
▶ Noir Stalgia : So, Olivia...	(0:15:01.71)
▶ Olivia Servant : You hear somethin'?	(0:15:03.83)
▶ Noir Stalgia : M-Master...	(0:15:05.88)
▶ Olivia Servant : Yes?	(0:15:07.84)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I was hoping I could make a skill that would help me	(0:15:09.05)
▶ Noir Stalgia : with the Hero Academy exam.	(0:15:12.00)
▶ Olivia Servant : This calls for cheating!	(0:15:13.93)
▶ Noir Stalgia : You're awful, you know that?	(0:15:16.09)
▶ Olivia Servant : And you're too much of a goody two shoes.	(0:15:17.56)
▶ Olivia Servant : That's exactly why they took your job.	(0:15:19.87)
▶ Olivia Servant : It takes 300 LP to use, but I've got just the skill for you.	(0:15:23.52)
▶ Olivia Servant : You interested?	(0:15:27.61)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Yes, please!	(0:15:28.90)
▶ Olivia Servant : In that case...	(0:15:30.65)
▶ Olivia Servant : The skill that grants you a peek into any kind of information:	(0:15:32.96)
▶ Olivia Servant : The Discerning Eye!	(0:15:35.18)
▶ Olivia Servant : With this, you're good to go on your exam!	(0:15:37.01)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Thanks, Emma.	(0:15:40.82)
▶ Emma Brightness : It's fine. This is basically a greeting.	(0:15:42.50)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Okay, now to Get Creative and create the Discerning Eye skill.	(0:15:45.99)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Let's try it out.	(0:15:53.35)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I see it!	(0:15:57.13)
▶ Noir Stalgia : This means I'll pass for sure!	(0:15:58.18)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I need to make sure I thank Emma properly.	(0:16:00.60)
▶ Emma Brightness : Man, my shoulders are so stiff.	(0:16:03.45)
▶ Emma Brightness : My chest is way too heavy.	(0:16:06.22)
▶ Noir Stalgia : All right!	(0:16:08.21)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'll use Get Creative and give Emma Small Boobs.	(0:16:09.33)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'll need a total of 80 LP to do this, but...	(0:16:12.03)
▶ Noir Stalgia : There!	(0:16:15.41)
▶ Emma Brightness : Wh-What just happened?!	(0:16:27.00)
▶ Emma Brightness : Wh-What? Why?!	(0:16:29.71)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Now your shoulders won't be so stiff.	(0:16:32.32)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Don't worry, plenty of people love small boobs. Isn't that great?	(0:16:35.00)
▶ Emma Brightness : Are you being serious right now?	(0:16:37.81)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Yup!	(0:16:39.35)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Though I definitely prefer them big.	(0:16:40.25)
▶ Emma Brightness : Gimme back my boobs, you doofus!	(0:16:42.43)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I ended up having to use Editor to give her boobs back.	(0:16:46.68)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Talk about a waste of LP.	(0:16:50.00)
▶ EXTRA : Feeling confident?	(0:16:55.25)
▶ EXTRA : But of course.	(0:16:56.28)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Barons and viscounts...	(0:16:57.53)
▶ Noir Stalgia : They're totally different from a baronet like me.	(0:16:59.48)
▶ EXTRA : We will now begin the entrance exam.	(0:17:03.50)
▶ EXTRA : Your task is to collect raw materials from monsters.	(0:17:06.40)
▶ EXTRA : You'll be judged on how much you bring in and how rare the materials are.	(0:17:09.33)
▶ EXTRA : This will be a team effort in which you split up into groups of three.	(0:17:12.30)
▶ EXTRA : Return empty-handed, and you fail!	(0:17:16.80)
▶ EXTRA : That is all!	(0:17:18.92)
▶ EXTRA : We have to make a team?	(0:17:19.80)
▶ EXTRA : No one told us that before.	(0:17:21.20)
▶ EXTRA : I'd better hurry up and find people.	(0:17:22.57)
▶ Noir Stalgia : E-Excuse me. Would you like to...	(0:17:25.19)
▶ EXTRA : Hm? You reek of baronet stench.	(0:17:27.58)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Um...	(0:17:36.50)
▶ EXTRA : Yeah, I don't associate with trash.	(0:17:38.50)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Trash, huh?	(0:17:43.20)
▶ Emma Brightness : Hey, wanna team up?	(0:17:49.08)
▶ Emma Brightness : Heya, Noir!	(0:17:51.50)
▶ Noir Stalgia : E-Emma? What are you doing here?	(0:17:53.74)
▶ Noir Stalgia : What about your librarian job?	(0:17:56.38)
▶ Emma Brightness : I quit. I figured I'd give the Hero Academy a shot, too.	(0:17:58.24)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I-I can't believe you quit that easily...	(0:18:02.43)
▶ Emma Brightness : Well, I didn't get to be with you.	(0:18:05.56)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Huh?	(0:18:07.59)
▶ Emma Brightness : Noir, you doofus. Come on, let's team up.	(0:18:08.31)
▶ Lenore Bludon : Hey, want to team up?	(0:18:13.70)
▶ Lenore Bludon : I'm Lenore Bludon.	(0:18:16.65)
▶ Lenore Bludon : You don't need to be formal with me. The more casual, the better.	(0:18:18.79)
▶ Emma Brightness : I'm Emma Brightness, my la... Lenore.	(0:18:22.01)
▶ Lenore Bludon : Brightness? Ah, a barony.	(0:18:25.39)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'm Noir Stardia.	(0:18:29.52)
▶ Lenore Bludon : I didn't ask for your name.	(0:18:31.53)
▶ Lenore Bludon : Why would I bother remembering the name of a baronet?	(0:18:34.04)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Huh?	(0:18:37.57)
▶ EXTRA : Now, then...	(0:18:38.38)
▶ EXTRA : Gather as many materials as you can by noon tomorrow.	(0:18:39.58)
▶ EXTRA : You can obtain them in any way you'd like.	(0:18:44.71)
▶ EXTRA : Begin!	(0:18:46.63)
▶ EXTRA : The marketplace!	(0:18:47.77)
▶ EXTRA : I'm buying everything!	(0:18:48.47)
▶ Emma Brightness : Y-You can buy the materials, too?	(0:18:49.64)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I guess so. He never said you had to actually defeat any monsters, so...	(0:18:52.91)
▶ Lenore Bludon : Let's split up.	(0:18:56.65)
▶ Lenore Bludon : Don't drag us down, Mr. Bottom of the Aristocratic Food Chain.	(0:18:59.96)
▶ Emma Brightness : I guess the rich definitely have the upper hand.	(0:19:04.24)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Yeah...	(0:19:07.35)
▶ Emma Brightness : What are you going to do, Noir?	(0:19:08.82)
▶ Emma Brightness : If you're going to hunt for your materials, I'll come with you.	(0:19:10.70)
▶ Noir Stalgia : No, you wait here, Emma.	(0:19:13.63)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I have an idea.	(0:19:16.49)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I was sure there'd be plenty of rare monsters in a hidden dungeon.	(0:19:19.72)
▶ Noir Stalgia : And that's why I came to the third floor, but...	(0:19:22.93)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Are you serious right now?!	(0:19:27.60)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'm still level 23...	(0:19:30.94)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Not to mention, if that Scythe hits me, it's an insta-death for me.	(0:19:33.75)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I-If I use my Editor skill and delete its Instant Death attack...	(0:19:47.36)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Nope! I'd literally die eight times!	(0:19:53.68)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I created the skill Heavy and Bestowed it on the Reaper.	(0:19:59.60)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I managed to stop it for now,	(0:20:02.86)
▶ Noir Stalgia : but that instantly cost me 200 LP...	(0:20:04.90)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I feel so weak...	(0:20:10.35)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I lost so much LP, I can actually feel my life draining away...	(0:20:13.23)
▶ Noir Stalgia : But... I have to do this...	(0:20:17.23)
▶ Noir Stalgia : There's no other way!	(0:20:19.46)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I'll use 100 LP and my Editor skill to make the Stone Bullet size 100 centimeters!	(0:20:28.06)
▶ Noir Stalgia : You know, you seem a bit thin. Have you been eating properly?	(0:20:35.42)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Here. This should fill you up!	(0:20:38.88)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Stone Bullet 100!	(0:20:43.69)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I-I'm exhausted...	(0:20:56.87)
▶ EXTRA : And now I will announce the top three teams from the entrance exam results.	(0:21:03.43)
▶ Lenore Bludon : He hasn't called our team at all.	(0:21:08.49)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Y-Yeah...	(0:21:12.37)
▶ EXTRA : In third place, Team Genos with 5,890 points.	(0:21:14.62)
▶ EXTRA : In second place, Team Elizabeth with 11,550 points.	(0:21:21.15)
▶ Lenore Bludon : H-He still hasn't called us.	(0:21:26.07)
▶ Emma Brightness : Maybe we didn't even rank...	(0:21:28.83)
▶ Noir Stalgia : W-We should be okay.	(0:21:30.43)
▶ Noir Stalgia : I mean, Master said...	(0:21:33.28)
▶ Noir Stalgia : It wouldn't be weird if I brought this to the exam, right?	(0:21:35.98)
▶ Olivia Servant : Nah.	(0:21:39.52)
▶ Olivia Servant : It's better than bringing a golden slime, which doesn't exist on this continent.	(0:21:40.23)
▶ Olivia Servant : They're grunts anyway, so you'll be fine.	(0:21:43.98)
▶ Noir Stalgia : B-But... if he doesn't call us...	(0:21:46.42)
▶ EXTRA : And in first place...	(0:21:52.12)
▶ EXTRA : Team Lenore with 128,000 points!	(0:21:56.83)
▶ Emma Brightness : O-One hundred and twenty...	(0:22:01.07)
▶ Noir Stalgia : ...eight thousand...	(0:22:03.63)
▶ EXTRA : They had the skull of the extremely diabolical Dead Reaper among their materials.	(0:22:05.09)
▶ EXTRA : This means they pass and rewrite history with that score.	(0:22:09.09)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Wh-What were you saying about this being a grunt, Master?	(0:22:12.34)
▶ Olivia Servant : Whoops, my bad.	(0:22:16.39)
▶ Olivia Servant : A Dead Reaper is nothing to me,	(0:22:19.29)
▶ Olivia Servant : but I guess a student hunting them would be a miracle.	(0:22:22.24)
▶ Olivia Servant : Well, whatever.	(0:22:25.70)
▶ Noir Stalgia : And so, I safely passed the exam for the Hero Academy.	(0:22:29.20)
▶ Noir Stalgia : My family was ecstatic, and this brightened everyone's moods.	(0:22:33.45)
▶ Noir Stalgia : That is, until we saw the enrollment fee.	(0:22:37.84)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Three hundred thousand rels?	(0:22:40.92)
▶ Noir Stalgia : How am I supposed to get that kind of money?	(0:22:43.16)
▶ Noir Stalgia : Next time, ＂The Guild and the Receptionist.＂	(0:24:17.71)

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