Akane Tendou : What's up with those two? |
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Nabiki Tendou : Aren't they full of pep this early in the morning. |
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Kasumi Tendou : Mr. Saotome, Ranma! Breakfast is ready! |
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Akane Tendou : I guess they are pretty good. |
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Kasumi Tendou : So energetic! |
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Genma Saotome : Okay, let's stop for breakfast. |
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Kasumi Tendou : Really, so energetic! |
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Genma Saotome : You're sloppy, Ranma! |
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Ranma Saotome : Now look who's being sloppy! |
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Nabiki Tendou : Those two are so noisy. |
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Kasumi Tendou : Oh my! Mr. Saotome will be needing |
(0:01:41.74) |
Kasumi Tendou : something different for breakfast now! |
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EXTRA : Morning! |
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Ranma Saotome : What? School? |
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Genma Saotome : Well, we are going to be staying here a while. |
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Ranma Saotome : Why do you do that?! |
(0:02:10.39) |
Ranma Saotome : Why do you get to decide everything?! |
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Ranma Saotome : Darn it! |
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Nabiki Tendou : You'll be going to the same school as Akane and me. |
(0:02:23.07) |
Nabiki Tendou : See you there! |
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Akane Tendou : W-Wait a minute! |
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Akane Tendou : Sis! I'm coming with you! |
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Nabiki Tendou : What are you talking about? |
(0:02:31.08) |
Nabiki Tendou : Take Ranma to school, like you're supposed to! |
(0:02:32.52) |
Nabiki Tendou : He is your fiancé. Well then, I'm off! |
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Akane Tendou : Hey, Sis! That's not fai! |
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Akane Tendou : What're you doing? Hurry up and get ready. |
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Akane Tendou : I'll leave you behind! |
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Ranma Saotome : Huh? Whaddya mean, get ready
?! |
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Ranma Saotome : Okay! I'll go, I'll go! |
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Akane Tendou : The two of us are strangers. |
(0:03:18.43) |
Ranma Saotome : Of course. |
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Akane Tendou : Let's get something straight... |
(0:03:22.55) |
Akane Tendou : At school don't act like you know me, okay? |
(0:03:23.98) |
Ranma Saotome : Who, me? I can't stand violent girls like you! |
(0:03:26.01) |
Ranma Saotome : Wh-What'd you do that for, Old Man?! |
(0:03:34.84) |
Genma Saotome : How dare you talk to your fiancée like that! |
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Genma Saotome : Listen, Ranma, let me tell you something! |
(0:03:40.86) |
Ranma Saotome : What's wrong, Old Man? |
(0:03:51.55) |
Ranma Saotome : Weren't you gonna say somethin'... ? |
(0:03:53.99) |
Ranma Saotome : Heh. Serves you right! |
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Akane Tendou : What are you doing? |
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Akane Tendou : Good morning! |
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Akane Tendou : Good morning! |
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Akane Tendou : I'll go borrow some hot water. Wait here. |
(0:04:32.61) |
Ranma Saotome : It's okay, don't bother. |
(0:04:35.79) |
Akane Tendou : It's not like you can go to school as a girl, now is it. |
(0:04:37.93) |
Ranma Saotome : Jeez. |
(0:04:42.98) |
Ranma Saotome : What kinda place did she bring me to? |
(0:04:45.32) |
Ranma Saotome : Wonder if I'm gonna be late now. |
(0:04:48.51) |
Tofu Ono : Oh, pardon me. |
(0:04:59.74) |
Tofu Ono : This is Betty, my skeleton. |
(0:05:03.62) |
Tofu Ono : Quite a beauty with this complexion of hers, don't you think? |
(0:05:06.45) |
Akane Tendou : Sorry I took so long, Ranma! |
(0:05:13.34) |
Ranma Saotome : Oww! Ouch! |
(0:05:15.37) |
Akane Tendou : Oh, Doctor Tofu! Good morning! |
(0:05:17.27) |
Tofu Ono : Good morning! |
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Tofu Ono : You haven't visited lately. No new injuries? |
(0:05:24.30) |
Akane Tendou : No, sir. I mean... |
(0:05:27.44) |
Akane Tendou : I haven't been doing anything that might injure me. |
(0:05:29.06) |
Ranma Saotome : That guy's pretty good at martial arts, isn't he. |
(0:06:03.82) |
Akane Tendou : Huh? How could you tell? |
(0:06:06.07) |
Ranma Saotome : Oh, I can tell. |
(0:06:09.72) |
Ranma Saotome : The way he sneaked up on me from behind... |
(0:06:13.76) |
Ranma Saotome : He completely hid all signs of his presence. |
(0:06:16.07) |
Akane Tendou : That's right. |
(0:06:20.58) |
Akane Tendou : Like you said, Dr.Tofu's a really strong martial artist. |
(0:06:21.94) |
Akane Tendou : He doesn't look it, does he. |
(0:06:26.74) |
Akane Tendou : Ever since I was little, whenever I'd hurt myself, |
(0:06:29.15) |
Akane Tendou : Dr. Tofu would make it all better. |
(0:06:32.36) |
Ranma Saotome : Didn't you say you hated guys? |
(0:06:41.15) |
Akane Tendou : That's true! Boys... |
(0:06:52.10) |
Akane Tendou : Boys... |
(0:06:57.43) |
Akane Tendou : Boys... |
(0:07:04.27) |
Akane Tendou : I hate boys! |
(0:07:05.69) |
EXTRA : Tendo Akane, you are my youth! |
(0:07:11.11) |
EXTRA : No, you're my sun! |
(0:07:13.77) |
EXTRA : I love you more than the Koshien baseball playoffs! |
(0:07:15.02) |
EXTRA : Please say you'll go out with me! |
(0:07:16.41) |
EXTRA : I'm fine with just becoming pen pals! |
(0:07:18.75) |
Akane Tendou : Be quiet! |
(0:07:22.29) |
EXTRA : I love you! |
(0:07:25.59) |
Akane Tendou : Out of my way! I'm gonna be late! |
(0:07:27.78) |
EXTRA : I love you! |
(0:07:29.92) |
EXTRA : I love you! |
(0:07:32.76) |
EXTRA : I love you! |
(0:07:34.26) |
EXTRA : I love you! |
(0:07:38.02) |
EXTRA : I luh- |
(0:07:41.69) |
Ranma Saotome : What's going on here? What is this? |
(0:07:56.60) |
Nabiki Tendou : Ranma! |
(0:07:59.87) |
Nabiki Tendou : Stop standing on that wall! |
(0:08:02.08) |
Nabiki Tendou : Come down and get to class! |
(0:08:05.02) |
Ranma Saotome : Yeah, but what about... ? |
(0:08:08.21) |
Nabiki Tendou : Akane will be fine. This happens every day! |
(0:08:15.43) |
Ranma Saotome : Eh? |
(0:08:19.72) |
EXTRA : Love you... |
(0:08:30.78) |
Akane Tendou : Honestly. Every single morning! |
(0:08:44.74) |
Akane Tendou : I'm getting tired of it. |
(0:08:47.54) |
Tatewaki Kuno : "The toll of the bell at the temple of Gion..." |
(0:09:00.42) |
Tatewaki Kuno : "shows us of the transience of it all." |
(0:09:03.77) |
Tatewaki Kuno : "And the color of the blossoms on the trees demonstrates that..." |
(0:09:07.91) |
Tatewaki Kuno : "all which prospers, must someday decline". |
(0:09:11.29) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Such a boorish lot, truly. |
(0:09:19.10) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Evidently each of them thought to date with you. |
(0:09:26.75) |
Tatewaki Kuno : On the dawn of the day they finally defeated you, that is. |
(0:09:32.04) |
Tatewaki Kuno : They should learn their limitations. |
(0:09:39.59) |
Akane Tendou : E-Excuse me. |
(0:09:43.02) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Well, then. Tendo Akane... |
(0:09:45.24) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Will you spar with me? |
(0:09:53.46) |
Ranma Saotome : You're more popular than I thought. |
(0:10:00.38) |
Akane Tendou : Get out of the way. You'll get hurt. |
(0:10:03.97) |
Tatewaki Kuno : You, there! |
(0:10:08.27) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Aren't you being awfully familiar with Akane? |
(0:10:10.46) |
Ranma Saotome : Well, yeah... |
(0:10:13.46) |
Akane Tendou : "Yeah" but what? |
(0:10:16.30) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Enough of your insolence! |
(0:10:20.51) |
Tatewaki Kuno : I demand to know who you are! |
(0:10:22.88) |
Ranma Saotome : Well, I'm- |
(0:10:24.51) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Isn't it custom to give one's own name first? |
(0:10:26.30) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Fine, then! Mine I shall give! |
(0:10:30.72) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Listen carefully, as I shall only say this once! |
(0:10:32.72) |
Tatewaki Kuno : The rising new star of the high school fencing world... |
(0:10:34.73) |
Tatewaki Kuno : My strength is beyond measure! |
(0:10:36.74) |
Tatewaki Kuno : I am the captain of Furinkan High School kendo club! |
(0:10:39.17) |
Tatewaki Kuno : My voice alone can silence a crying child! I'm a junior in Class E. |
(0:10:41.58) |
Tatewaki Kuno : My peers call me... |
(0:10:44.80) |
Tatewaki Kuno : The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High! |
(0:10:47.60) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Kuno Tatewaki. Age seventeen. |
(0:10:52.68) |
EXTRA : Did he just call himself "Blue Thunder"? |
(0:10:57.76) |
EXTRA : You hear that before? |
(0:11:00.40) |
Nabiki Tendou : Nope. It's news to me. |
(0:11:01.51) |
EXTRA : Last I heard, he was calling himself "Shooting Star". |
(0:11:04.14) |
Ranma Saotome : Well, I'm, uh... |
(0:11:07.39) |
Ranma Saotome : I'm a guest at her, y' know, her house! |
(0:11:09.92) |
Tatewaki Kuno : A guest?! |
(0:11:14.40) |
Tatewaki Kuno : You're staying under the same roof as Akane?! |
(0:11:16.13) |
Ranma Saotome : I'm Saotome Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts. |
(0:11:21.60) |
Ranma Saotome : Here, hold my bag a sec. |
(0:11:26.35) |
Ranma Saotome : I accept your challenge! |
(0:11:29.37) |
EXTRA : Looks like that kid's gonna try an' take Kuno! |
(0:11:51.47) |
EXTRA : That's dangerous! |
(0:11:54.74) |
EXTRA : A fight with Kuno? |
(0:11:57.14) |
EXTRA : What, again?! |
(0:11:58.95) |
EXTRA : What an idiot. |
(0:12:00.67) |
Tatewaki Kuno : "The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure". |
(0:12:06.78) |
Tatewaki Kuno : So you scoundrel have been hounding Akane! |
(0:12:15.83) |
Tatewaki Kuno : I, Kuno Tatewaki, shall punish you! |
(0:12:19.32) |
Ranma Saotome : Hounding?! Who's "hounding" anybody? |
(0:12:25.28) |
Akane Tendou : He's just a guest! |
(0:12:27.64) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Silence, fool! |
(0:12:31.54) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Blast! |
(0:12:44.40) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Why, you slippery little... ! |
(0:12:51.88) |
Ranma Saotome : Hey, a wait a minute! |
(0:12:54.62) |
Ranma Saotome : Let me... make one thing... perfectly clear! |
(0:12:58.91) |
Ranma Saotome : Listen up! You gotta understand somethin'... |
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Akane Tendou : Incredible! |
(0:13:06.62) |
Ranma Saotome : Akane... means... nothin'... to me! |
(0:13:07.80) |
Tatewaki Kuno : He's good! |
(0:13:12.60) |
Ranma Saotome : If you want a crazy violent girl like her, |
(0:13:18.33) |
Ranma Saotome : you can have her! |
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Tatewaki Kuno : Be silent! |
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Tatewaki Kuno : I will not allow you to talk that way about her! |
(0:13:26.26) |
Akane Tendou : What are you saying?! Pervert! |
(0:13:28.46) |
Ranma Saotome : What?! |
(0:13:29.87) |
Akane Tendou : Mr. Saotome? |
(0:13:42.13) |
EXTRA : Wow, that panda just K.O.'d Kuno! |
(0:13:56.58) |
EXTRA : Man! That panda's strong! |
(0:13:58.90) |
Ranma Saotome : What's with this school anyway? |
(0:14:24.59) |
Ranma Saotome : Aw, jeez. If it hadn't rained, |
(0:14:29.41) |
Ranma Saotome : I would've nailed that jerk with one blow! |
(0:14:32.40) |
Akane Tendou : I wouldn't be so sure about that. |
(0:14:35.54) |
Ranma Saotome : Whaddya mean, Akane? |
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Akane Tendou : I mean your throat. |
(0:14:40.28) |
Ranma Saotome : There's a bruise? From that? |
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Ranma Saotome : And to think he didn't touch me once! That's not bad. |
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Akane Tendou : If he had, you'd be breathing through a hole in your neck. |
(0:14:57.47) |
Akane Tendou : Looks like a pretty even match, wouldn't you say? |
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Ranma Saotome : I dunno. If you think so. |
(0:15:10.68) |
Nabiki Tendou : Pretty impressive. |
(0:15:20.80) |
Nabiki Tendou : You're telling me you didn't even feel him doing it to you, Kuno? |
(0:15:22.40) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Saotome Ranma... |
(0:15:25.78) |
Tatewaki Kuno : And to think I thought better of him than that. |
(0:15:27.52) |
Tatewaki Kuno : He wrote my name wrong! |
(0:15:31.86) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Kuno is written like this! |
(0:15:35.87) |
Nabiki Tendou : Isn't it more like this? |
(0:15:42.40) |
Tatewaki Kuno : I despise you. |
(0:15:45.33) |
Nabiki Tendou : I'm so glad. |
(0:15:48.08) |
EXTRA : We have a new student joining us today |
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EXTRA : at Furinkan High, in sophomore Class F. |
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EXTRA : His name is Saotome Ranma. |
(0:16:04.69) |
EXTRA : It seems he's just returned from a trip to China, |
(0:16:06.65) |
EXTRA : so let's all be sure to give him a big "Nihao" now. |
(0:16:10.17) |
EXTRA : ...Or not. |
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EXTRA : Be that as it may, it doesn't excuse the fact that he and Akane were late. |
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EXTRA : So go stand in the hall. |
(0:16:19.19) |
Akane Tendou : This is your fault. |
(0:16:34.30) |
Ranma Saotome : It was your fight that I- |
(0:16:36.28) |
Akane Tendou : Psst! |
(0:16:37.76) |
Ranma Saotome : got caught up in. |
(0:16:39.42) |
Akane Tendou : Don't think I'm bragging, but I manage to finish up my fight... |
(0:16:41.66) |
Akane Tendou : every morning before the first bell. |
(0:16:45.09) |
Ranma Saotome : What was that all about, anyway? |
(0:16:47.55) |
Akane Tendou : At the beginning of the semester, |
(0:16:50.74) |
Akane Tendou : Kuno was at the speech contest and said... |
(0:16:52.18) |
Tatewaki Kuno : The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure! |
(0:16:57.06) |
Tatewaki Kuno : If you wish to date with Akane, |
(0:17:00.67) |
Tatewaki Kuno : you must defeat Akane in combat! |
(0:17:02.92) |
Tatewaki Kuno : I, Kuno Tatewaki, |
(0:17:06.72) |
Tatewaki Kuno : will permit absolutely no other terms! |
(0:17:09.04) |
Tatewaki Kuno : What?! |
(0:17:30.39) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Fiancé?! |
(0:17:36.02) |
Nabiki Tendou : Yes. |
(0:17:41.16) |
Nabiki Tendou : Ranma and Akane have been engaged to each other by our parents. |
(0:17:41.81) |
Tatewaki Kuno : That wretch, Saotome Ranma! |
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EXTRA : Kuno! Go stand in the hall! |
(0:17:52.16) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Yes sir. |
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Ranma Saotome : You mean you fight with Kuno every morning? |
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Akane Tendou : And I always win. |
(0:18:07.85) |
Akane Tendou : Somehow. |
(0:18:11.23) |
Ranma Saotome : Well, when the opponent's a girl... |
(0:18:14.95) |
Ranma Saotome : even Kuno would probably take it easy. |
(0:18:17.04) |
Akane Tendou : Don't patronize me! |
(0:18:21.22) |
Akane Tendou : Why don't you fight me for real sometime? |
(0:18:22.84) |
Ranma Saotome : Violent or not, you're still a girl. |
(0:18:26.10) |
Ranma Saotome : I couldn't fight you for real. |
(0:18:30.33) |
Akane Tendou : So if you were a girl, we could fight?! |
(0:18:32.56) |
Ranma Saotome : W-Wait a- |
(0:18:36.01) |
Ranma Saotome : What the... ? Huh? |
(0:18:39.43) |
Akane Tendou : Upperclassman Kuno! |
(0:18:41.56) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Saotome Ranma! I won't allow it! |
(0:18:43.85) |
Tatewaki Kuno : This engagement of yours to Akane, |
(0:18:47.66) |
Tatewaki Kuno : I, Kuno Tatewaki, shall never, ever allow it! |
(0:18:49.68) |
EXTRA : What?! |
(0:18:56.92) |
EXTRA : Engagement?! |
(0:18:57.63) |
EXTRA : You're kidding! Oh, no! Is this for real, Akane? |
(0:18:58.69) |
EXTRA : And you said you despised men! |
(0:19:01.36) |
Akane Tendou : W-Wait! It's not like that! |
(0:19:04.10) |
Ranma Saotome : It's something our parents came up with! We, uh... |
(0:19:05.78) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Don't you run away from me! Coward! |
(0:19:14.29) |
Ranma Saotome : This is no place for a fight! Kuno, follow me! |
(0:19:18.50) |
Tatewaki Kuno : That I shall! |
(0:19:21.91) |
Akane Tendou : They have got to be kidding! |
(0:19:31.37) |
Ranma Saotome : Let's take the fastest way out! |
(0:19:42.41) |
Tatewaki Kuno : Very well! |
(0:19:45.78) |
Akane Tendou : But this is the third floor! |
(0:19:49.26) |
Ranma Saotome : Don't worry, it's not a problem. |
(0:19:51.66) |
Ranma Saotome : No! Why does it have to be water?! |
(0:19:58.67) |
EXTRA : Ranma... |
(0:20:18.83) |