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▶ Lina Inverse : Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down!	(0:00:02.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it!	(0:00:05.49)
▶ Lina Inverse : Where an enemy rises to face me,\nvictory will be mine!	(0:00:08.46)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Slayers" No matter how hard this wind...	(0:00:15.67)
▶ Lina Inverse : The name's Lina Inverse,\nsorcery genius and warrior...	(0:01:40.36)
▶ Lina Inverse : ... who fights evil bandits in\nthe name of peace and justice.	(0:01:42.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : And I ended up being\nchased by some.	(0:01:47.70)
▶ Lina Inverse : Since meeting each other\nwhile fighting them...	(0:01:51.70)
▶ Lina Inverse : ... Gourry and I had been\ntraveling together.	(0:01:53.37)
▶ Lina Inverse : Suddenly, the bandit's pet\nblack dragon appeared!	(0:01:58.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : After a lot of close calls, I ended the fierce battle...	(0:02:03.81)
▶ Lina Inverse : ... by using my sure- shot spell,\nthe Dragon Slave.	(0:02:08.38)
▶ Lina Inverse : In the end, peace was\nrestored to the village.	(0:02:13.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : After bidding farewell to\nthe grateful villagers...	(0:02:16.73)
▶ Lina Inverse : ... Gourry and I continue\non our journey.	(0:02:19.86)
▶ Lina Inverse : Yeah, I know. But it's not a totaI lie, okay?	(0:02:24.30)
▶ Lina Inverse : "BAD! Mummy Men Aren't My Type!"	(0:02:27.67)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : I didn't believe the rumors at first,\nbut it's true.	(0:02:45.85)
▶ Zolf : She actually used the Dragon Slave!	(0:02:51.86)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : She's no amateur magician, I'll say that.	(0:02:56.93)
▶ Zolf : She attacked us totally out of the blue.	(0:03:01.64)
▶ Zolf : That's how I ended up hurt as bad as I am!	(0:03:04.14)
▶ Zolf : What?!	(0:03:30.00)
▶ Zolf : Flare Arrow!	(0:03:36.51)
▶ Zolf : It's all her fault I'm such a mess!	(0:03:50.82)
▶ Zolf : Ooh, am I gonna pay her back\nso many times over for this!	(0:03:53.42)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : In any case, we have to\ncatch up with her.	(0:03:59.63)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : We must retrieve the "item"\nshe stole from us.	(0:04:02.63)
▶ Zolf : Damn her!	(0:04:06.80)
▶ Zolf : Ooh, the things I'm gonna\ndo to that girl!	(0:04:08.60)
▶ Lina Inverse : It's a magic shop!	(0:04:26.66)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Weird looking store.	(0:04:29.16)
▶ Lina Inverse : It sells magical items.	(0:04:31.33)
▶ Lina Inverse : I think I can get some\nmoney for my stuff.	(0:04:33.50)
▶ Lina Inverse : Okay, now for that treasure\nfrom last night...	(0:04:36.67)
▶ Lina Inverse : Wait a minute.	(0:04:42.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : If I'm going to sell anything, I can make this worth a lot more.	(0:04:43.67)
▶ Lina Inverse : That'll do!	(0:04:52.18)
▶ Lina Inverse : Sorry, Gourry.	(0:04:53.85)
▶ Lina Inverse : Can you wait for me somewhere?	(0:04:55.35)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : I guess. Where are you going, Lina?	(0:04:58.69)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oh, it's "Lina" now\nand not "little girl"?	(0:05:01.79)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Yeah.	(0:05:05.29)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : If I treat a sorceress who can pull off\nthe Dragon Slave like a kid,	(0:05:05.83)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : who knows what punishment I'll end up eating.	(0:05:09.93)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oh? So you're treating me\nlike a grown-up now?	(0:05:12.80)
▶ Lina Inverse : Well, that'll make things easier.	(0:05:16.14)
▶ Lina Inverse : Wait here while I do a little\nalteration on my treasure.	(0:05:17.81)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Gotcha! Come back soon!	(0:05:20.81)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : We don't know if anyone's\nstill after us!	(0:05:23.41)
▶ Lina Inverse : Okay, see you later.	(0:05:25.65)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Light of life, brighter than flame."	(0:05:32.99)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Let thy power gather in my hand."	(0:05:35.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : Now then...	(0:05:45.17)
▶ Lina Inverse : This was wearing me down!	(0:05:49.87)
▶ Lina Inverse : Gotta sort out the damaged goods.	(0:05:54.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : An Orihalcon statue! That's a rare find!	(0:05:58.68)
▶ Lina Inverse : Not bad... But it looks like\nthere's a weird spell on it.	(0:06:03.62)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oh well, I'll sell it\ncheap at the store.	(0:06:09.62)
▶ Lina Inverse : Next...	(0:06:13.80)
▶ Lina Inverse : Lucky me!	(0:06:16.13)
▶ Lina Inverse : I can sell these to a\ncollector for a lot!	(0:06:17.30)
▶ Lina Inverse : And the rest are just some\nordinary coins and gems...	(0:06:23.07)
▶ Lina Inverse : Well, that's all I could expect\nfrom those kind of bandits.	(0:06:26.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : Flawed rubies don't sell for much.	(0:06:29.98)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'll have to use a trick\nto get him to buy them.	(0:06:31.68)
▶ Lina Inverse : That's north.	(0:06:41.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : Now for a flawless ruby.	(0:06:43.22)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Source of all power,\nflames that glow red!"	(0:06:49.33)
▶ Lina Inverse : Magic square, sealed and ready!	(0:06:55.67)
▶ Lina Inverse : And now some flawed rubies...	(0:06:58.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : "You who cross between\nheaven and earth..."	(0:07:00.58)
▶ Lina Inverse : "...pass beyond all, evermore."	(0:07:02.61)
▶ Lina Inverse : Wears you out.	(0:07:16.36)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Where'd Lina get to?	(0:07:24.97)
▶ Lina Inverse : Now then.	(0:07:28.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Infinite earth,\nwho supports all life."	(0:07:32.97)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Gently flowing water."	(0:07:36.14)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Come to my hand and give this form."	(0:07:38.31)
▶ Lina Inverse : Yes! It worked! Now to just wait.	(0:07:47.66)
▶ Lina Inverse : Okay! A magical amulet\nof protection, all ready!	(0:07:58.67)
▶ Lina Inverse : Now I can sell this\nfor a good price!	(0:08:03.10)
▶ Lina Inverse : No time to laugh.	(0:08:08.11)
▶ Lina Inverse : Gotta do 'em all!	(0:08:10.61)
▶ Lina Inverse : - All set! All set! - Lina?	(0:08:21.12)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : - All set! All set! - Lina?	(0:08:21.12)
▶ Lina Inverse : Mister! Hey, Mister! I'd like to sell these!	(0:08:23.29)
▶ EXTRA : Welcome. Well, let's see\nwhat you've got.	(0:08:28.30)
▶ EXTRA : You made this, didn't you?	(0:08:34.30)
▶ Lina Inverse : Yeah, well...	(0:08:37.14)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Lina, you can make these, too?	(0:08:39.31)
▶ EXTRA : You're a good sorceress, aren't you?	(0:08:43.14)
▶ EXTRA : I'll give you a good price for this.	(0:08:47.15)
▶ Lina Inverse : All right! Knew I could\ncount on you, Pops.	(0:08:50.82)
▶ EXTRA : Next...	(0:08:53.66)
▶ EXTRA : This is an unusual piece.	(0:08:55.66)
▶ EXTRA : Seems to have a spell cast on it.	(0:09:00.33)
▶ EXTRA : Uh-huh, for this...	(0:09:04.10)
▶ Lina Inverse : For that?	(0:09:06.27)
▶ EXTRA : I'll take it if you sell me\nsomething else.	(0:09:07.94)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oh? What?	(0:09:11.27)
▶ EXTRA : Your lives!	(0:09:13.27)
▶ Lina Inverse : Are you kidding?!	(0:09:18.45)
▶ Lina Inverse : Stop it!	(0:09:20.28)
▶ Lina Inverse : Get offa me!	(0:09:24.45)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : That wasn't just normal strength.	(0:09:25.79)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : What's wrong with him? What's happening?	(0:09:31.63)
▶ Lina Inverse : It's that knife.	(0:09:34.63)
▶ Lina Inverse : It has some weird sort of spell on it.	(0:09:38.97)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : And you were going to give that\ndangerous thing away to somebody?!	(0:09:41.97)
▶ Lina Inverse : Well, maybe it is my fault. A little.	(0:09:45.31)
▶ Lina Inverse : Never mind about that! Let's get outta here!	(0:09:48.31)
▶ Lina Inverse : It's blocked.	(0:09:51.65)
▶ Lina Inverse : What do we do now?	(0:09:55.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : This is not good.	(0:10:02.16)
▶ Lina Inverse : Don't!	(0:10:11.67)
▶ Lina Inverse : He's just under the knife's control.	(0:10:12.67)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Dammit! Can't you cast a spell\nto make him go to sleep?	(0:10:19.01)
▶ Lina Inverse : Well I can, but...	(0:10:23.34)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You don't feel like it, right?	(0:10:25.01)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : So it's either get the knife or nothing.	(0:10:27.35)
▶ Lina Inverse : Looks that way.	(0:10:31.19)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Can I do it without hurting him?	(0:10:33.52)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : - Run for it! - Hold it! Whoa! Whoa!	(0:10:40.36)
▶ Lina Inverse : - Run for it! - Hold it! Whoa! Whoa!	(0:10:40.36)
▶ Lina Inverse : We can't just leave him like this!	(0:10:43.03)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You did it to him!	(0:10:45.70)
▶ Lina Inverse : What'll we do?!	(0:10:47.87)
▶ Lina Inverse : No choice. Gourry, use your sword!	(0:11:20.50)
▶ Lina Inverse : Just take it easy on him.	(0:11:23.00)
▶ EXTRA : You!	(0:11:35.35)
▶ EXTRA : Why are you goofing off out there?!	(0:11:36.35)
▶ EXTRA : Yes, dear!	(0:11:39.02)
▶ EXTRA : I take my eyes off you for\na second and you do this!	(0:11:40.02)
▶ EXTRA : You get back in that store\nor you'll get no dinner!	(0:11:43.02)
▶ Lina Inverse : A wife is stronger than a cursed knife.	(0:11:52.70)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : The moral of this story, at least...	(0:11:57.54)
▶ Lina Inverse : Well, we still didn't turn\nour treasure into money.	(0:12:01.81)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Guess we'll have to go\nto the next village.	(0:12:05.31)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'm hungry! I want to eat! I'm hungry! I want to eat!	(0:12:09.15)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Just be patient.	(0:12:14.16)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : There are times you just\nhave to take it like a man.	(0:12:16.66)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'm not a man!	(0:12:20.50)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Oh, yeah.	(0:12:22.33)
▶ Lina Inverse : All set.	(0:12:33.68)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You're pretty resourceful in a pinch.	(0:12:35.01)
▶ Lina Inverse : I guess.	(0:12:38.01)
▶ Lina Inverse : Here fishy, fishy, fishy...	(0:12:39.85)
▶ Lina Inverse : All right!!	(0:12:47.69)
▶ Lina Inverse : Very tasty.	(0:13:00.80)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Look at you.	(0:13:03.14)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You eat every part of it.	(0:13:04.97)
▶ Lina Inverse : What's that supposed to mean? You shouldn't waste anything.	(0:13:06.31)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'm not saying you should eat the head,\nbut you should eat the guts!	(0:13:09.48)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Ugh. No thanks. I can't eat the guts.	(0:13:14.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : It's the best part!	(0:13:18.15)
▶ Lina Inverse : See?	(0:13:21.66)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : But the guts include the stomach, right?	(0:13:22.66)
▶ Lina Inverse : Of course.	(0:13:25.33)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Well, you used these for bait. So they're in there too.	(0:13:26.99)
▶ Lina Inverse : No...	(0:13:35.34)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : What was that?	(0:13:45.01)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You used your powers on it?	(0:13:46.35)
▶ Lina Inverse : Uh-huh. For the fishing.	(0:13:48.68)
▶ Lina Inverse : It's...	(0:13:52.35)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : - Yum! - Come on.	(0:13:59.69)
▶ Lina Inverse : - Yum! - Come on.	(0:13:59.69)
▶ Lina Inverse : My own original magic spell.	(0:14:01.96)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Oh, so you can do little tricks besides...	(0:14:03.63)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : ...that overkill Dragon Slave thing.	(0:14:05.63)
▶ Lina Inverse : Uh-huh.	(0:14:10.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : Even an idiot can learn one trick.	(0:14:11.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : You can't be the best without knowing\nthe big and the small spells.	(0:14:13.47)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : That's good! Then I guess I can\nleave those guys to you.	(0:14:18.15)
▶ EXTRA : There! That girl!	(0:14:32.66)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oh my! What's going on?	(0:14:35.33)
▶ Lina Inverse : My name's Sophia. The girl you're looking for isn't-	(0:14:38.33)
▶ Zolf : Shut up! I don't care\nwhat your name is!	(0:14:42.00)
▶ Zolf : You're the one who stole\nthe bandit treasure!	(0:14:44.67)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oops.	(0:14:48.68)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : He's talking about you right?	(0:14:49.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : Shut up! Never mind that.	(0:14:51.35)
▶ Lina Inverse : We've got these guys\nto take care of first.	(0:14:53.51)
▶ Lina Inverse : All right then!	(0:14:57.19)
▶ Lina Inverse : Let's take it outside!	(0:14:58.69)
▶ EXTRA : No.	(0:15:02.96)
▶ EXTRA : Why don't you just give us\nback what we want, okay?	(0:15:05.29)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oh, get real!	(0:15:10.46)
▶ Lina Inverse : You think you can just bust in here\nand take whatever you want?!	(0:15:12.47)
▶ Lina Inverse : You thief!	(0:15:16.80)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You're a thief, too.	(0:15:18.47)
▶ Lina Inverse : Shut up! I stole it from bad guys,\nso that makes it all right!	(0:15:20.31)
▶ Zolf : Get her!	(0:15:24.15)
▶ Lina Inverse : - Hey, welcome back. - Hi honey, I'm home!	(0:15:52.01)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : - Hey, welcome back. - Hi honey, I'm home!	(0:15:52.01)
▶ Lina Inverse : This is no time for greetings!	(0:15:55.68)
▶ Zolf : Damn! She moves too fast!	(0:15:58.51)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Gourry, can you wound those trolls?	(0:16:01.78)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Yeah, but trolls heal as\nsoon as you hurt them.	(0:16:04.79)
▶ Lina Inverse : Never mind, just do it! Any little scratch 'll do.	(0:16:12.46)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Okay, okay. Any little scratch huh?	(0:16:15.96)
▶ Zolf : Interesting trick, boy.	(0:16:29.14)
▶ Zolf : But you can't beat trolls like that!	(0:16:31.81)
▶ Zolf : What the hell?!	(0:16:46.33)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : What's going on?	(0:16:49.66)
▶ Lina Inverse : I cast a spell on all the trolls I touched before.	(0:16:50.83)
▶ Lina Inverse : It turns their healing power\nback on itself.	(0:16:54.74)
▶ Lina Inverse : In other words, since a trolls\nhealing is so great...	(0:16:57.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...the power turned\naround enormously.	(0:17:01.94)
▶ Lina Inverse : So a small wound will\ndestroy the entire body.	(0:17:05.78)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : I dunno what you're talking about,	(0:17:10.28)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : but it works really well.	(0:17:12.45)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Uh-oh! That's what he was trying to do!	(0:17:40.82)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Take the sword into his own body\nand have his buddies...	(0:17:43.65)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : ...finish Lina off while she can't move.	(0:17:45.82)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Their healing power lets them... Sacrifice themselves as a battle tactic!	(0:17:50.49)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Wind, crimson flame."	(0:17:59.67)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Come into my hand and grant me\nthe power of thunder!"	(0:18:01.94)
▶ Lina Inverse : Digger Bolt!	(0:18:08.28)
▶ Lina Inverse : Sorry, but I do better than you.	(0:18:22.12)
▶ Lina Inverse : Now then, shall we get down business?	(0:18:27.63)
▶ Lina Inverse : "Source of all power! Crimson fire burning bright!"	(0:18:32.63)
▶ Zolf : Afireball! Run! Run!	(0:18:38.64)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Don't just go "whew!" What about that fireball?!	(0:18:48.98)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You idiot!	(0:18:55.16)
▶ Lina Inverse : It's just a light spell, not a fireball.	(0:18:58.66)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Kids shouldn't play tricks on grown-ups!	(0:19:03.76)
▶ EXTRA : What have you done?! Look at this place!	(0:19:07.77)
▶ EXTRA : My business is ruined!	(0:19:12.11)
▶ Lina Inverse : Yeah... sorry for the trouble.	(0:19:14.78)
▶ Lina Inverse : Umm, well, maybe...	(0:19:18.81)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...this could make up for it?	(0:19:22.28)
▶ Lina Inverse : It's the best I can do for you.	(0:19:33.96)
▶ EXTRA : Well... That should pay for it.	(0:19:37.30)
▶ EXTRA : Never mind.	(0:19:39.80)
▶ Lina Inverse : Lucky me!!	(0:19:40.80)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : You're quite the actress.	(0:19:42.64)
▶ Lina Inverse : Oh, you noticed? I thought I was pretty convincing.	(0:19:44.64)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Yeah. Looking at you from\nthe side gave me the chills.	(0:19:47.14)
▶ Lina Inverse : You talk too much.	(0:19:52.98)
▶ Lina Inverse : So, the survivors of the\nbandit gang are still after me.	(0:19:57.49)
▶ Lina Inverse : To find me here...	(0:20:02.49)
▶ Lina Inverse : They must have used magic.	(0:20:04.16)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : Can they do that?	(0:20:07.16)
▶ Lina Inverse : Whatever it is that Mummy Man\ncame to get from me...	(0:20:09.50)
▶ Lina Inverse : ...is probably what's guiding\nthem to us as well.	(0:20:13.33)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : I see.	(0:20:17.34)
▶ Lina Inverse : Any more questions?	(0:20:19.34)
▶ Gourry Gabriev : No, dear teacher.	(0:20:20.67)
▶ Lina Inverse : Good. Then class is dismissed.	(0:20:22.84)
▶ Lina Inverse : Who's there?	(0:20:30.35)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : I wish to make a purchase.	(0:20:31.85)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : An item you possess...	(0:20:34.02)
▶ Zelgadis Greywords : I'll pay any price you name.	(0:20:37.19)
▶ Lina Inverse : Who is this guy?	(0:20:41.36)
▶ Lina Inverse : You'll have to see the\nnext episode to find out.	(0:20:42.86)
▶ Lina Inverse : To be continued.	(0:20:45.03)
▶ Lina Inverse : One after another I keep getting\nsurrounded by suspicious characters.	(0:22:11.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : I'm running low on magic?	(0:22:14.99)
▶ Lina Inverse : Next Time: "CRASH! Red and White and Suspicious All Over!"	(0:22:17.32)
▶ Lina Inverse : If you don't watch, I'll go berserk!	(0:22:20.99)