 EXTRA : Once upon a time, in a land far far away... |
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EXTRA : Or rather, in a place called
＂Ishiyama High School,＂ |
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EXTRA : there was a barbaric, ruthless, and defiant
bastard who thought nothing of his fellow man. |
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 Killer Machine Abe : So you're the first year, Oga? |
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Killer Machine Abe : I'm Abe, a second year! |
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Killer Machine Abe : Fight me! |
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EXTRA : Second year Abe and the first
year punk Oga are gonna fight! |
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 Tatsumi Oga : Shut up. You're gonna wake the baby, baldy. |
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EXTRA : Now he's said it! |
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EXTRA : Damn, does he know what this guy is called? |
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EXTRA : He's Abe the killing machine! |
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EXTRA : Killer?! Scary! |
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EXTRA : But Oga is the legendary Rampaging
Demon Ogre of Kata Jr. High! |
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EXTRA : Demon? That's one seriously bad dude. |
(0:00:57.20) |
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EXTRA : This guy rains blood! |
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EXTRA : Hey, look at Oga! |
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EXTRA : Oga's turning chicken? |
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EXTRA : He's on top... It's coming out...
He's on top and lettin' it go... |
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EXTRA : Damn that's a lot of sweat. |
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EXTRA : I guess Oga isn't a match
for Abe the killing machine. |
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EXTRA : Wait, that's not sweat! |
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EXTRA : On his head! |
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EXTRA : There's a baby pissing on his head! |
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Killer Machine Abe : Whatever! |
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Killer Machine Abe : Fight me! |
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Tatsumi Oga : Does my head look like a
urinal to you, you brat? |
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EXTRA : This is a story of a high school
juvenile delinquent who, |
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EXTRA : through some strange circumstances,
is raising a baby. |
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EXTRA : But this baby is no ordinary baby. |
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Tatsumi Oga : What the hell is that look for? |
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Killer Machine Abe : Who's the damn kid? |
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EXTRA : I Picked up the Demon Lord |
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Tatsumi Oga : Once upon a time, in a land far away, |
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Tatsumi Oga : there was a handsome, cool, and popular
young man whom everyone looked up to. |
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EXTRA : Screw you, Oga! |
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EXTRA : Die! |
(0:04:14.26) |
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Tatsumi Oga : The kind hearted young man said this: |
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Tatsumi Oga : Everyone grovel before me! |
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 Takayuki Furuichi : Hold it, hold it... |
(0:04:21.02) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Hmm? |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Don't ＂hmm＂ me! |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Who's kind hearted and popular again? |
(0:04:25.62) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : And what the hell is with the baby, huh? |
(0:04:28.36) |
Tatsumi Oga : Silly little Furuichi, that's what
I was getting around to telling you. |
(0:04:31.55) |
Tatsumi Oga : Break my train of thought,
and I break your back! |
(0:04:35.53) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Now listen up! |
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EXTRA : We apologize for rising
above our station just now. |
(0:04:40.91) |
EXTRA : You were just sleeping there so helplessly,
Oga-kun, that we thought it was our chance... |
(0:04:43.87) |
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Tatsumi Oga : It wasn't a chance. |
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Tatsumi Oga : You know, if I were anybody
but me, I'd be dead. |
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EXTRA : Yeah, for real... |
(0:04:53.54) |
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EXTRA : Sure wish you were dead... |
(0:04:55.60) |
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Tatsumi Oga : The kind hearted young man... |
(0:04:59.28) |
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Tatsumi Oga : ...went to do some washing up in the river. |
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EXTRA : He's a demon! |
(0:05:06.37) |
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EXTRA : Dang... |
(0:05:07.39) |
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Tatsumi Oga : And then... |
(0:05:08.27) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Floating, floating... |
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Tatsumi Oga : Floating, floating... |
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Tatsumi Oga : From upstream, a big guy came
floating, floating down the river... |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Okay, stop! |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Where are you going with this story, and
what the hell do you mean, a ＂big guy?＂ |
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Tatsumi Oga : He floated down the river! What can I say? |
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Takayuki Furuichi : ＂Big guys＂ don't float down rivers, damn it! |
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Tatsumi Oga : Well, it was definitely quite shocking. |
(0:05:32.42) |
Tatsumi Oga : Actually, all the other dudes turned
and ran the second they saw him. |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Well, duh! |
(0:05:39.10) |
Tatsumi Oga : But the kind hearted young man
was not taken aback in fear, |
(0:05:40.43) |
Tatsumi Oga : and all by himself, lifted
the big guy out of the river! |
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 Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Oh! |
(0:05:46.29) |
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Tatsumi Oga : And then split him in half. |
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Tatsumi Oga : From inside, a spirited baby boy... |
(0:05:55.64) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : You split
him?! |
(0:06:00.04) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : You split
him?! |
(0:06:01.60) |
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Tatsumi Oga : The young man said, |
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Tatsumi Oga : ＂Oh, what a cute baby!＂ |
(0:06:04.78) |
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Tatsumi Oga : But, what the hell? |
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Tatsumi Oga : Crap, what am I supposed to do? |
(0:06:14.52) |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Precious... |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Farewell! |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Transfer! |
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Tatsumi Oga : The kind hearted young man stayed calm and
responded to the situation like an adult. |
(0:06:38.57) |
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Tatsumi Oga : So kid... |
(0:06:43.08) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Are you lost
? |
(0:06:44.28) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Wait, I'm doing it wrong... |
(0:06:48.25) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Maybe, more light hearted? |
(0:06:49.61) |
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Tatsumi Oga : There-there-there-there! |
(0:06:51.71) |
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Tatsumi Oga : No, that's not... |
(0:06:54.10) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Hey brat! I'll steal your very soul! |
(0:06:55.14) |
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Tatsumi Oga : After that, the baby... |
(0:07:00.26) |
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Tatsumi Oga : ...got totally attached to me. |
(0:07:06.12) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Or so it seems. |
(0:07:09.52) |
Takayuki Furuichi : Enough already! Who the hell
would believe that story? |
(0:07:11.10) |
Takayuki Furuichi : Take him back to wherever
you got him from already! |
(0:07:13.95) |
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Tatsumi Oga : You idiot! |
(0:07:17.05) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Wait, kid! |
(0:07:19.43) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Look at this! |
(0:07:20.33) |
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Tatsumi Oga : See? It's a camel cricket! |
(0:07:21.51) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : What the hell are you doing? |
(0:07:23.64) |
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Tatsumi Oga : This totally worked before, idiot! |
(0:07:25.11) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Crap, he's bored with it. |
(0:07:27.83) |
Tatsumi Oga : I guess you rank lower than
a camel cricket, Furuichi. |
(0:07:36.63) |
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Tatsumi Oga : This is what happens when he cries. |
(0:07:38.93) |
Tatsumi Oga : That's why you can't just
pull him away like that. |
(0:07:40.83) |
Takayuki Furuichi : Yeah, don't you think there's
something wrong
with that? |
(0:07:43.14) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you idiot! |
(0:07:47.47) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Keep your voice down! |
(0:07:48.77) |
|
EXTRA : Let's take this out back, asshole! |
(0:07:50.48) |
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EXTRA : Say what? |
(0:07:51.83) |
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Tatsumi Oga : You're going to make him cry again! |
(0:07:54.40) |
Tatsumi Oga : Anyway, all we can do for
now is keep him distracted. |
(0:08:09.28) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : ＂We＂ my ass! |
(0:08:14.13) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Don't go mixing me up in this! |
(0:08:16.24) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Whatever, just hurry up and search! |
(0:08:18.76) |
Tatsumi Oga : Find something that can
grab this brat's heart! |
(0:08:20.59) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : As if! |
(0:08:23.39) |
Takayuki Furuichi : This is Ishiyama High, the worst school in the
entire country! We're 120% Grade A delinquents! |
(0:08:25.33) |
EXTRA : Ishiyama High! 120% JDs,
the worst in the country! |
(0:08:30.89) |
|
EXTRA : What's wrong? |
(0:08:38.86) |
|
EXTRA : Oga brought a baby with 'im! |
(0:08:40.38) |
|
EXTRA : A baby?! |
(0:08:42.65) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Idiot! Do something, Furuichi! |
(0:08:45.37) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Think, me! Think! |
(0:08:49.08) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Bingo! |
(0:08:53.08) |
Takayuki Furuichi : It's Count Poo, who appears
in the anime ＂Gohan-kun!＂ |
(0:08:55.76) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Take a look! |
(0:08:59.13) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi! |
(0:09:03.30) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Then I've got no choice! |
(0:09:04.20) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Nice, Furuichi! |
(0:09:08.49) |
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Tatsumi Oga : And why do you have that with you? |
(0:09:10.01) |
Takayuki Furuichi : I was thinking of giving it to the girl who
works at the convenience store as a present. |
(0:09:11.91) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you sicken me. |
(0:09:15.18) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Screw you! |
(0:09:16.48) |
|
EXTRA : What the hell is that kid? |
(0:09:19.36) |
|
EXTRA : Oga's kid? |
(0:09:22.60) |
|
EXTRA : Wait, that's no human. |
(0:09:24.30) |
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Tatsumi Oga : What the hell are you lookin' at? |
(0:09:26.36) |
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Tatsumi Oga : My body can't take much more of this. |
(0:09:36.83) |
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Tatsumi Oga : There's only one thing left to do. |
(0:09:38.94) |
Tatsumi Oga : Put him to sleep and stick him back
inside the big guy before he wakes up! |
(0:09:41.40) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : The big guy's still split open? |
(0:09:46.22) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : I mean, I don't think we can just ditch 'im. |
(0:09:48.46) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you idiot! |
(0:09:51.10) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Do I look like such a cruel person? |
(0:09:52.57) |
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EXTRA : School Store |
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EXTRA : All sold out! |
(0:10:00.65) |
|
EXTRA : Then an anpan? |
(0:10:02.48) |
|
EXTRA : Sold out! |
(0:10:03.75) |
|
EXTRA : Fruit milk? |
(0:10:04.95) |
|
EXTRA : Sold out. |
(0:10:06.48) |
|
EXTRA : Curry rice? |
(0:10:07.82) |
|
EXTRA : Yup, sold out. |
(0:10:08.51) |
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EXTRA : Then whaddya got left, damn it? |
(0:10:10.33) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Pardon me. |
(0:10:31.25) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : What are you planning on doing? |
(0:10:32.70) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you're such an idiot. |
(0:10:35.52) |
Tatsumi Oga : It's only natural to get sleepy
after you fill up your belly! |
(0:10:37.02) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Just watch me! I'm gonna feed him plenty! |
(0:10:41.52) |
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Tatsumi Oga : He's gone! |
(0:10:44.25) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Over there! |
(0:10:44.94) |
|
EXTRA : The yakisoba bread is mine! |
(0:10:46.03) |
|
EXTRA : That bread is mine! I'll stake my life on it! |
(0:10:47.55) |
|
EXTRA : Yakisoba bread! |
(0:10:59.84) |
|
EXTRA : It's mine! |
(0:11:01.68) |
|
EXTRA : Wait for me! |
(0:11:02.64) |
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EXTRA : Yakisoba bread, wait! |
(0:11:04.51) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Hey, Oga... |
(0:11:11.14) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Do you think the baby is... happy? |
(0:11:12.81) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : What the hell is this baby? |
(0:11:20.56) |
 Hildegard : It is time. |
(0:11:37.19) |
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Hildegard : He is near. |
(0:11:40.52) |
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Hildegard : Leave no stone unturned. |
(0:11:42.00) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Listen up, Furuichi... |
(0:11:56.46) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : This might be to our benefit. |
(0:11:57.92) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Wait, why are we at my
house? |
(0:11:59.14) |
Tatsumi Oga : Once upon a time, there was
a fine young lumberjack. |
(0:12:01.68) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Hold it! |
(0:12:06.60) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : That joke is old now! |
(0:12:07.34) |
Tatsumi Oga : The young man threw his ax into the lake, and
the spirit of the lake appeared and said, |
(0:12:10.48) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : ＂Was it this old ax you threw in the lake? |
(0:12:14.09) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Or was it this golden baby?＂ |
(0:12:16.08) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Yeah, I saw that one a mile away. |
(0:12:18.61) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Here! Have a golden baby! |
(0:12:19.92) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : I ain't taking that thing! |
(0:12:23.20) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Not some freaky baby! |
(0:12:25.29) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : I've got a date I'm going on tonight! |
(0:12:27.12) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Then, perfect! |
(0:12:29.62) |
Tatsumi Oga : You and that girl can raise him
and live happily ever after! |
(0:12:31.33) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Let go of me, you! |
(0:12:36.19) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Listen up, baby! |
(0:12:38.16) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : If you seriously make me mad... |
(0:12:39.42) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : I'll show you the pits of hell! |
(0:12:41.76) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi. |
(0:12:52.01) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Yeah. |
(0:12:52.93) |
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Tatsumi Oga : He's totally attached to me. |
(0:12:54.48) |
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Hildegard : Attached to you? |
(0:12:58.75) |
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Hildegard : You're delusional. |
(0:13:00.93) |
Hildegard : The Master would never
take to the likes of you! |
(0:13:03.56) |
|
Hildegard : Die, gutter-trash! |
(0:13:07.37) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : W-Who might you be? |
(0:13:11.87) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Who you callin' gutter-trash? |
(0:13:13.85) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : And get down from there, now! |
(0:13:15.33) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Waltzing into my house like you own it! |
(0:13:16.76) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Uh, it's my
house. |
(0:13:18.43) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Why are you pickin' a fight like always, Oga? |
(0:13:19.92) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : She ain't normal, dude! |
(0:13:22.47) |
|
Hildegard : Now, Master, come here. |
(0:13:28.35) |
|
Hildegard : Hilda is here to bring you home. |
(0:13:30.60) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Bring home? |
(0:13:33.03) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Looks like he doesn't like you! |
(0:13:36.32) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Freaky... |
(0:13:38.05) |
|
Hildegard : Come now, Master... |
(0:13:38.98) |
|
Hildegard : It is time to go! |
(0:13:41.30) |
|
Hildegard : Let go of him
, Master! |
(0:13:45.03) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Oh, my! What am I to do? |
(0:13:49.10) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Oga, maybe I'm missing something here... |
(0:13:50.90) |
Takayuki Furuichi : But if you give the baby back to
her, won't that fix everything? |
(0:13:53.15) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : She came to pick you up, you brat! |
(0:13:56.79) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you idiot, help! |
(0:13:59.77) |
|
Hildegard : I apologize. |
(0:14:15.85) |
Hildegard : I am the demon Hildegarde, and I
am this baby's maidservant demon. |
(0:14:17.15) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Demon? |
(0:14:21.73) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Demon? |
(0:14:21.73) |
Hildegard : And that child is to be
the king of we demons. |
(0:14:23.11) |
|
Hildegard : His name is... |
(0:14:27.38) |
|
Hildegard : Kaiser de Emperana Beelzebub IV. |
(0:14:28.67) |
|
Hildegard : In other words, he is the Demon Lord. |
(0:14:31.93) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Demon Lord? |
(0:14:39.74) |
|
EXTRA : You foolish humans, I will destroy you! |
(0:14:41.17) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Demon Lord? |
(0:14:45.83) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Demon Lord!? |
(0:14:47.04) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : Demon Lord!? |
(0:14:47.04) |
|
EXTRA : Son of mine, destroy humanity! |
(0:14:49.81) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Um, Hilda-san, was it? |
(0:14:56.57) |
Takayuki Furuichi : Thanks for the exposition!
That's great and all... |
(0:14:59.13) |
Takayuki Furuichi : But since you've come to take him
back, well, if you don't mind... |
(0:15:01.48) |
|
Hildegard : No, that won't be possible. |
(0:15:05.57) |
|
Hildegard : Why? Because you seem to have been chosen. |
(0:15:08.16) |
|
Hildegard : As the Demon Lord's father! |
(0:15:12.80) |
|
Hildegard : The Great Demon Lord said this: |
(0:15:15.33) |
 The Demon Lord : I'll get to destroying humanity tomorrow. |
(0:15:20.89) |
The Demon Lord : They're like, so annoying.
They breed like roaches. |
(0:15:23.34) |
The Demon Lord : Why don't we just, like,
totally wipe them out? |
(0:15:28.01) |
EXTRA : But Great Demon Lord, tomorrow is
the Dark Dragon King's wedding. |
(0:15:30.09) |
|
The Demon Lord : Really? |
(0:15:34.47) |
|
The Demon Lord : Then, the day after tomorrow. |
(0:15:35.52) |
The Demon Lord : I'll definitely get to it
the day after tomorrow. |
(0:15:36.91) |
EXTRA : The day after is the hell-wide
chupacabra hunting bus tour. |
(0:15:37.85) |
|
The Demon Lord : Well, dang! I'm like, so super busy! |
(0:15:42.35) |
EXTRA : And after that, the 10,000-day
mahjong marathon on Demon Isle. |
(0:15:44.24) |
|
The Demon Lord : Oh, forget it. |
(0:15:47.61) |
|
The Demon Lord : I'll have that kid I just had do it. |
(0:15:49.54) |
|
The Demon Lord : Hilda! |
(0:15:52.88) |
|
Hildegard : Yes? |
(0:15:53.98) |
The Demon Lord : Take him to the human world,
find some human to raise him, |
(0:15:54.78) |
|
The Demon Lord : and have him destroy humanity, 'kay? |
(0:15:57.95) |
|
Hildegard : ...is what he said. |
(0:16:02.16) |
|
Tatsumi Oga : The Great Demon Lord... |
(0:16:04.18) |
|
Takayuki Furuichi : Seems like he's got a screw loose. |
(0:16:05.42) |
Hildegard : I have come here in search of a human
suitable to be the young Master's parent. |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Good luck! |
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Tatsumi Oga : You just gonna run away? |
(0:16:14.94) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : This is my
house! Go home! |
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Tatsumi Oga : Hell no! |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : I knew it! My eyes do not lie! |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Who?! |
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Hildegard : This is the dimensional
transference demon, Alaindelon. |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : A dimensional transference
demon is just as the name says: |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : A demon that can transfer people
or things between the dimensions! |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Transfer! |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Ow! |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : In order to transfer the Master from the
Demon World, I floated down the river. |
(0:16:38.73) |
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : And, half conscious, I saw you standing and
laughing heartily as humans groveled before you! |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : I was convinced! |
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Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Ah! I can leave the Master
in this person's hands! |
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Tatsumi Oga : So that's
why! |
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Takayuki Furuichi : It was your destiny. |
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Tatsumi Oga : You've got to be kidding me! |
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Tatsumi Oga : The parent of the Demon Lord? |
(0:17:01.21) |
Tatsumi Oga : So the kid likes me a
little! Big effin' deal! |
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Tatsumi Oga : I ain't gonna to do it! No way! |
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Hildegard : In other words, you refuse? |
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Tatsumi Oga : Duh! |
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Tatsumi Oga : Take him and leave, now! |
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Hildegard : Is that so? |
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Hildegard : Then, please die. |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Crap! She's actually a demon? |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Wait, Oga! |
(0:17:27.36) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : You are so
paying for repairs! |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Yes you are, damn it! |
(0:17:31.50) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : What's this? This is a real laugh! |
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Tatsumi Oga : Don't crack on me, Furuichi! |
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Tatsumi Oga : I can handle this! |
(0:17:39.03) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Hell no you can't! |
(0:17:40.35) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : He's still stuck on your back! |
(0:17:41.51) |
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Tatsumi Oga : What? You damn... |
(0:17:43.13) |
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Tatsumi Oga : He won't come off! |
(0:17:44.70) |
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Hildegard : Give up! |
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Hildegard : Did you think you could escape a demon? |
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Tatsumi Oga : Shut it! |
(0:17:50.66) |
Tatsumi Oga : Just stay up there forever
trying to look cool! |
(0:17:51.54) |
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Hildegard : Akubaba! |
(0:17:53.33) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Yup, she's a demon! |
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Tatsumi Oga : Oga kick! |
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Takayuki Furuichi : You. Kicked. A. Demon!? |
(0:18:07.00) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Okay, I kind of respect that about you! |
(0:18:12.44) |
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Tatsumi Oga : It's important to hit 'em first! |
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EXTRA : Isn't that the Rampaging Ogre? |
(0:18:22.18) |
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EXTRA : Looks like something's going down. |
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EXTRA : Hey, it's ＂Demon...＂ Runnin' from a woman? |
(0:18:34.86) |
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EXTRA : This is seriously our chance! |
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EXTRA : Okay, we're gonna help that broad! |
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Hildegard : You think you can escape? |
(0:18:45.95) |
Hildegard : You refuse, despite being
chosen by the Demon Lord. |
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Hildegard : Demons are very
picky
about contracts, you see. |
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Hildegard : Die. |
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Hildegard : Master? |
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EXTRA : Oga! |
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Takayuki Furuichi : What is this? He's freakin' out? |
(0:19:26.86) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Is this the power of a demon? |
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Hildegard : M-Master! |
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Hildegard : Please do not throw a tantrum! |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Tantrum?! This is way beyond a tantrum! |
(0:19:34.84) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Where's Oga? |
(0:19:38.14) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : He's unconscious! |
(0:19:38.97) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Or worst-case dead?! |
(0:19:40.36) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Can't you do something? |
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Takayuki Furuichi : This is seriously not going to end well! |
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Hildegard : I cannot. |
(0:19:46.50) |
Hildegard : When he gets like that, there
is no stopping the Master. |
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Takayuki Furuichi : You can't? |
(0:19:52.23) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Then what are we supposed to do? |
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Hildegard : I told you there's nothing to be done! |
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Hildegard : Only the Great Demon Lord could
calm a crying fit such as this... |
(0:19:58.11) |
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Tatsumi Oga : A man shouldn't go crying like that. |
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Tatsumi Oga : People'll think you're weak. |
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Hildegard : He stopped! |
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Hildegard : That's... impossible! |
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Hildegard : Even I couldn't stop him
when he cries like that... |
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Hildegard : And yet, with not so much as a... |
(0:20:32.16) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Good! |
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Tatsumi Oga : Now, no more crying. |
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Tatsumi Oga : Bingo. |
(0:20:43.92) |
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Tatsumi Oga : And don't follow me anymore. |
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Hildegard : Master! |
(0:20:52.39) |
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Tatsumi Oga : What the hell am I doing? |
(0:21:02.65) |
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Hildegard : He destroyed the steel tower! |
(0:21:27.67) |
Hildegard : I can't believe he resonated with the
Master and pulled out so much power! |
(0:21:30.27) |
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Hildegard : What the... Who in the world is he? |
(0:21:35.29) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Oga! |
(0:21:39.22) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Ah, man... A dream sequence? |
(0:21:44.82) |
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Tatsumi Oga : That was the stupidest dream ever. |
(0:21:47.17) |
Tatsumi Oga : Phew... With that setup, I was totally
gonna end up the parent of the Demon Lord! |
(0:21:48.97) |
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Hildegard : Finally awake, are we? |
(0:21:55.52) |
Hildegard : It has been a full two days,
and I am tired of waiting. |
(0:21:58.36) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Why are you here? |
(0:22:02.06) |
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Tatsumi Oga : And wait, you were here the whole time? |
(0:22:03.42) |
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Hildegard : What are you so surprised about? |
(0:22:04.84) |
Hildegard : Starting from today, let us raise a
fine Demon Lord to destroy humanity. |
(0:22:06.99) |
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Tatsumi Oga : And there you have it. |
(0:24:01.58) |
Tatsumi Oga : The handsome, cool, popular,
and kind hearted young man |
(0:24:02.98) |
Tatsumi Oga : defeated the Demon Lord, and they
all lived happily ever after! |
(0:24:06.25) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Yes, happily... |
(0:24:09.37) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Hold it a second! |
(0:24:09.99) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : You didn't defeat him! |
(0:24:11.16) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Nobody ended up happy! |
(0:24:11.97) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : And it's only the first episode! |
(0:24:12.70) |
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Tatsumi Oga : Shut it, Furuichi! |
(0:24:14.24) |
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Tatsumi Oga : I am not raising him, no way! |
(0:24:15.74) |
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Tatsumi Oga : He's a baby Demon Lord, damn it! |
(0:24:16.89) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : On the next Beelzebub: |
(0:24:19.02) |
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Takayuki Furuichi : Say Hi to the BoB Brawler |
(0:24:20.70) |
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EXTRA : Don't go doing previews on your own! |
(0:24:22.72) |
Beelzebub - Episode 1
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