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Beelzebub - Episode 1

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EXTRA : Once upon a time, in a land far far away... (0:00:05.25)
EXTRA : Or rather, in a place called
"Ishiyama High School,"
(0:00:08.11)
EXTRA : there was a barbaric, ruthless, and defiant
bastard who thought nothing of his fellow man.
(0:00:11.44)
Killer Machine Abe : So you're the first year, Oga? (0:00:20.37)
Killer Machine Abe : I'm Abe, a second year! (0:00:22.74)
Killer Machine Abe : Fight me! (0:00:25.05)
EXTRA : Second year Abe and the first
year punk Oga are gonna fight!
(0:00:32.76)
Tatsumi Oga : Shut up. You're gonna wake the baby, baldy. (0:00:36.01)
EXTRA : Now he's said it! (0:00:40.35)
EXTRA : Damn, does he know what this guy is called? (0:00:41.50)
EXTRA : He's Abe the killing machine! (0:00:45.58)
EXTRA : Killer?! Scary! (0:00:49.15)
EXTRA : But Oga is the legendary Rampaging
Demon Ogre of Kata Jr. High!
(0:00:51.28)
EXTRA : Demon? That's one seriously bad dude. (0:00:57.20)
EXTRA : This guy rains blood! (0:00:59.49)
EXTRA : Hey, look at Oga! (0:01:02.24)
EXTRA : Oga's turning chicken? (0:01:04.72)
EXTRA : He's on top... It's coming out...
He's on top and lettin' it go...
(0:01:08.63)
EXTRA : Damn that's a lot of sweat. (0:01:13.26)
EXTRA : I guess Oga isn't a match
for Abe the killing machine.
(0:01:15.24)
EXTRA : Wait, that's not sweat! (0:01:19.89)
EXTRA : On his head! (0:01:22.75)
EXTRA : There's a baby pissing on his head! (0:01:24.02)
Killer Machine Abe : Whatever! (0:01:27.52)
Killer Machine Abe : Fight me! (0:01:29.56)
Tatsumi Oga : Does my head look like a
urinal to you, you brat?
(0:01:30.90)
EXTRA : This is a story of a high school
juvenile delinquent who,
(0:01:34.43)
EXTRA : through some strange circumstances,
is raising a baby.
(0:01:38.00)
EXTRA : But this baby is no ordinary baby. (0:01:40.93)
Tatsumi Oga : What the hell is that look for? (0:01:46.71)
Killer Machine Abe : Who's the damn kid? (0:01:49.12)
EXTRA : I Picked up the Demon Lord (0:03:57.37)
Tatsumi Oga : Once upon a time, in a land far away, (0:04:02.26)
Tatsumi Oga : there was a handsome, cool, and popular
young man whom everyone looked up to.
(0:04:04.72)
EXTRA : Screw you, Oga! (0:04:12.51)
EXTRA : Die! (0:04:14.26)
Tatsumi Oga : The kind hearted young man said this: (0:04:15.51)
Tatsumi Oga : Everyone grovel before me! (0:04:19.02)
Takayuki Furuichi : Hold it, hold it... (0:04:21.02)
Tatsumi Oga : Hmm? (0:04:22.29)
Takayuki Furuichi : Don't "hmm" me! (0:04:24.15)
Takayuki Furuichi : Who's kind hearted and popular again? (0:04:25.62)
Takayuki Furuichi : And what the hell is with the baby, huh? (0:04:28.36)
Tatsumi Oga : Silly little Furuichi, that's what
I was getting around to telling you.
(0:04:31.55)
Tatsumi Oga : Break my train of thought,
and I break your back!
(0:04:35.53)
Tatsumi Oga : Now listen up! (0:04:39.51)
EXTRA : We apologize for rising
above our station just now.
(0:04:40.91)
EXTRA : You were just sleeping there so helplessly,
Oga-kun, that we thought it was our chance...
(0:04:43.87)
Tatsumi Oga : It wasn't a chance. (0:04:48.59)
Tatsumi Oga : You know, if I were anybody
but me, I'd be dead.
(0:04:50.12)
EXTRA : Yeah, for real... (0:04:53.54)
EXTRA : Sure wish you were dead... (0:04:55.60)
Tatsumi Oga : The kind hearted young man... (0:04:59.28)
Tatsumi Oga : ...went to do some washing up in the river. (0:05:04.20)
EXTRA : He's a demon! (0:05:06.37)
EXTRA : Dang... (0:05:07.39)
Tatsumi Oga : And then... (0:05:08.27)
Tatsumi Oga : Floating, floating... (0:05:09.27)
Tatsumi Oga : Floating, floating... (0:05:12.30)
Tatsumi Oga : From upstream, a big guy came
floating, floating down the river...
(0:05:15.58)
Takayuki Furuichi : Okay, stop! (0:05:20.59)
Takayuki Furuichi : Where are you going with this story, and
what the hell do you mean, a "big guy?"
(0:05:22.23)
Tatsumi Oga : He floated down the river! What can I say? (0:05:27.54)
Takayuki Furuichi : "Big guys" don't float down rivers, damn it! (0:05:30.43)
Tatsumi Oga : Well, it was definitely quite shocking. (0:05:32.42)
Tatsumi Oga : Actually, all the other dudes turned
and ran the second they saw him.
(0:05:36.14)
Takayuki Furuichi : Well, duh! (0:05:39.10)
Tatsumi Oga : But the kind hearted young man
was not taken aback in fear,
(0:05:40.43)
Tatsumi Oga : and all by himself, lifted
the big guy out of the river!
(0:05:43.26)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Oh! (0:05:46.29)
Tatsumi Oga : And then split him in half. (0:05:47.32)
Tatsumi Oga : From inside, a spirited baby boy... (0:05:55.64)
Takayuki Furuichi : You split him?! (0:06:00.04)
Takayuki Furuichi : You split him?! (0:06:01.60)
Tatsumi Oga : The young man said, (0:06:03.04)
Tatsumi Oga : "Oh, what a cute baby!" (0:06:04.78)
Tatsumi Oga : But, what the hell? (0:06:12.58)
Tatsumi Oga : Crap, what am I supposed to do? (0:06:14.52)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Precious... (0:06:20.14)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Farewell! (0:06:22.17)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Transfer! (0:06:24.33)
Tatsumi Oga : The kind hearted young man stayed calm and
responded to the situation like an adult.
(0:06:38.57)
Tatsumi Oga : So kid... (0:06:43.08)
Tatsumi Oga : Are you lost ? (0:06:44.28)
Tatsumi Oga : Wait, I'm doing it wrong... (0:06:48.25)
Tatsumi Oga : Maybe, more light hearted? (0:06:49.61)
Tatsumi Oga : There-there-there-there! (0:06:51.71)
Tatsumi Oga : No, that's not... (0:06:54.10)
Tatsumi Oga : Hey brat! I'll steal your very soul! (0:06:55.14)
Tatsumi Oga : After that, the baby... (0:07:00.26)
Tatsumi Oga : ...got totally attached to me. (0:07:06.12)
Tatsumi Oga : Or so it seems. (0:07:09.52)
Takayuki Furuichi : Enough already! Who the hell
would believe that story?
(0:07:11.10)
Takayuki Furuichi : Take him back to wherever
you got him from already!
(0:07:13.95)
Tatsumi Oga : You idiot! (0:07:17.05)
Tatsumi Oga : Wait, kid! (0:07:19.43)
Tatsumi Oga : Look at this! (0:07:20.33)
Tatsumi Oga : See? It's a camel cricket! (0:07:21.51)
Takayuki Furuichi : What the hell are you doing? (0:07:23.64)
Tatsumi Oga : This totally worked before, idiot! (0:07:25.11)
Tatsumi Oga : Crap, he's bored with it. (0:07:27.83)
Tatsumi Oga : I guess you rank lower than
a camel cricket, Furuichi.
(0:07:36.63)
Tatsumi Oga : This is what happens when he cries. (0:07:38.93)
Tatsumi Oga : That's why you can't just
pull him away like that.
(0:07:40.83)
Takayuki Furuichi : Yeah, don't you think there's
something wrong with that?
(0:07:43.14)
Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you idiot! (0:07:47.47)
Tatsumi Oga : Keep your voice down! (0:07:48.77)
EXTRA : Let's take this out back, asshole! (0:07:50.48)
EXTRA : Say what? (0:07:51.83)
Tatsumi Oga : You're going to make him cry again! (0:07:54.40)
Tatsumi Oga : Anyway, all we can do for
now is keep him distracted.
(0:08:09.28)
Takayuki Furuichi : "We" my ass! (0:08:14.13)
Takayuki Furuichi : Don't go mixing me up in this! (0:08:16.24)
Tatsumi Oga : Whatever, just hurry up and search! (0:08:18.76)
Tatsumi Oga : Find something that can
grab this brat's heart!
(0:08:20.59)
Takayuki Furuichi : As if! (0:08:23.39)
Takayuki Furuichi : This is Ishiyama High, the worst school in the
entire country! We're 120% Grade A delinquents!
(0:08:25.33)
EXTRA : Ishiyama High! 120% JDs,
the worst in the country!
(0:08:30.89)
EXTRA : What's wrong? (0:08:38.86)
EXTRA : Oga brought a baby with 'im! (0:08:40.38)
EXTRA : A baby?! (0:08:42.65)
Tatsumi Oga : Idiot! Do something, Furuichi! (0:08:45.37)
Takayuki Furuichi : Think, me! Think! (0:08:49.08)
Takayuki Furuichi : Bingo! (0:08:53.08)
Takayuki Furuichi : It's Count Poo, who appears
in the anime "Gohan-kun!"
(0:08:55.76)
Takayuki Furuichi : Take a look! (0:08:59.13)
Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi! (0:09:03.30)
Takayuki Furuichi : Then I've got no choice! (0:09:04.20)
Tatsumi Oga : Nice, Furuichi! (0:09:08.49)
Tatsumi Oga : And why do you have that with you? (0:09:10.01)
Takayuki Furuichi : I was thinking of giving it to the girl who
works at the convenience store as a present.
(0:09:11.91)
Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you sicken me. (0:09:15.18)
Takayuki Furuichi : Screw you! (0:09:16.48)
EXTRA : What the hell is that kid? (0:09:19.36)
EXTRA : Oga's kid? (0:09:22.60)
EXTRA : Wait, that's no human. (0:09:24.30)
Tatsumi Oga : What the hell are you lookin' at? (0:09:26.36)
Tatsumi Oga : My body can't take much more of this. (0:09:36.83)
Tatsumi Oga : There's only one thing left to do. (0:09:38.94)
Tatsumi Oga : Put him to sleep and stick him back
inside the big guy before he wakes up!
(0:09:41.40)
Takayuki Furuichi : The big guy's still split open? (0:09:46.22)
Takayuki Furuichi : I mean, I don't think we can just ditch 'im. (0:09:48.46)
Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you idiot! (0:09:51.10)
Tatsumi Oga : Do I look like such a cruel person? (0:09:52.57)
EXTRA : School Store (0:10:00.23)
EXTRA : All sold out! (0:10:00.65)
EXTRA : Then an anpan? (0:10:02.48)
EXTRA : Sold out! (0:10:03.75)
EXTRA : Fruit milk? (0:10:04.95)
EXTRA : Sold out. (0:10:06.48)
EXTRA : Curry rice? (0:10:07.82)
EXTRA : Yup, sold out. (0:10:08.51)
EXTRA : Then whaddya got left, damn it? (0:10:10.33)
Tatsumi Oga : Pardon me. (0:10:31.25)
Takayuki Furuichi : What are you planning on doing? (0:10:32.70)
Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you're such an idiot. (0:10:35.52)
Tatsumi Oga : It's only natural to get sleepy
after you fill up your belly!
(0:10:37.02)
Tatsumi Oga : Just watch me! I'm gonna feed him plenty! (0:10:41.52)
Tatsumi Oga : He's gone! (0:10:44.25)
Takayuki Furuichi : Over there! (0:10:44.94)
EXTRA : The yakisoba bread is mine! (0:10:46.03)
EXTRA : That bread is mine! I'll stake my life on it! (0:10:47.55)
EXTRA : Yakisoba bread! (0:10:59.84)
EXTRA : It's mine! (0:11:01.68)
EXTRA : Wait for me! (0:11:02.64)
EXTRA : Yakisoba bread, wait! (0:11:04.51)
Takayuki Furuichi : Hey, Oga... (0:11:11.14)
Takayuki Furuichi : Do you think the baby is... happy? (0:11:12.81)
Tatsumi Oga : What the hell is this baby? (0:11:20.56)
Hildegard : It is time. (0:11:37.19)
Hildegard : He is near. (0:11:40.52)
Hildegard : Leave no stone unturned. (0:11:42.00)
Tatsumi Oga : Listen up, Furuichi... (0:11:56.46)
Tatsumi Oga : This might be to our benefit. (0:11:57.92)
Takayuki Furuichi : Wait, why are we at my house? (0:11:59.14)
Tatsumi Oga : Once upon a time, there was
a fine young lumberjack.
(0:12:01.68)
Takayuki Furuichi : Hold it! (0:12:06.60)
Takayuki Furuichi : That joke is old now! (0:12:07.34)
Tatsumi Oga : The young man threw his ax into the lake, and
the spirit of the lake appeared and said,
(0:12:10.48)
Tatsumi Oga : "Was it this old ax you threw in the lake? (0:12:14.09)
Tatsumi Oga : Or was it this golden baby?" (0:12:16.08)
Takayuki Furuichi : Yeah, I saw that one a mile away. (0:12:18.61)
Tatsumi Oga : Here! Have a golden baby! (0:12:19.92)
Takayuki Furuichi : I ain't taking that thing! (0:12:23.20)
Takayuki Furuichi : Not some freaky baby! (0:12:25.29)
Takayuki Furuichi : I've got a date I'm going on tonight! (0:12:27.12)
Tatsumi Oga : Then, perfect! (0:12:29.62)
Tatsumi Oga : You and that girl can raise him
and live happily ever after!
(0:12:31.33)
Tatsumi Oga : Let go of me, you! (0:12:36.19)
Tatsumi Oga : Listen up, baby! (0:12:38.16)
Tatsumi Oga : If you seriously make me mad... (0:12:39.42)
Tatsumi Oga : I'll show you the pits of hell! (0:12:41.76)
Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi. (0:12:52.01)
Takayuki Furuichi : Yeah. (0:12:52.93)
Tatsumi Oga : He's totally attached to me. (0:12:54.48)
Hildegard : Attached to you? (0:12:58.75)
Hildegard : You're delusional. (0:13:00.93)
Hildegard : The Master would never
take to the likes of you!
(0:13:03.56)
Hildegard : Die, gutter-trash! (0:13:07.37)
Takayuki Furuichi : W-Who might you be? (0:13:11.87)
Tatsumi Oga : Who you callin' gutter-trash? (0:13:13.85)
Tatsumi Oga : And get down from there, now! (0:13:15.33)
Tatsumi Oga : Waltzing into my house like you own it! (0:13:16.76)
Takayuki Furuichi : Uh, it's my house. (0:13:18.43)
Takayuki Furuichi : Why are you pickin' a fight like always, Oga? (0:13:19.92)
Takayuki Furuichi : She ain't normal, dude! (0:13:22.47)
Hildegard : Now, Master, come here. (0:13:28.35)
Hildegard : Hilda is here to bring you home. (0:13:30.60)
Takayuki Furuichi : Bring home? (0:13:33.03)
Tatsumi Oga : Looks like he doesn't like you! (0:13:36.32)
Takayuki Furuichi : Freaky... (0:13:38.05)
Hildegard : Come now, Master... (0:13:38.98)
Hildegard : It is time to go! (0:13:41.30)
Hildegard : Let go of him , Master! (0:13:45.03)
Tatsumi Oga : Oh, my! What am I to do? (0:13:49.10)
Takayuki Furuichi : Oga, maybe I'm missing something here... (0:13:50.90)
Takayuki Furuichi : But if you give the baby back to
her, won't that fix everything?
(0:13:53.15)
Tatsumi Oga : She came to pick you up, you brat! (0:13:56.79)
Tatsumi Oga : Furuichi, you idiot, help! (0:13:59.77)
Hildegard : I apologize. (0:14:15.85)
Hildegard : I am the demon Hildegarde, and I
am this baby's maidservant demon.
(0:14:17.15)
Tatsumi Oga : Demon? (0:14:21.73)
Takayuki Furuichi : Demon? (0:14:21.73)
Hildegard : And that child is to be
the king of we demons.
(0:14:23.11)
Hildegard : His name is... (0:14:27.38)
Hildegard : Kaiser de Emperana Beelzebub IV. (0:14:28.67)
Hildegard : In other words, he is the Demon Lord. (0:14:31.93)
Takayuki Furuichi : Demon Lord? (0:14:39.74)
EXTRA : You foolish humans, I will destroy you! (0:14:41.17)
Tatsumi Oga : Demon Lord? (0:14:45.83)
Tatsumi Oga : Demon Lord!? (0:14:47.04)
Takayuki Furuichi : Demon Lord!? (0:14:47.04)
EXTRA : Son of mine, destroy humanity! (0:14:49.81)
Takayuki Furuichi : Um, Hilda-san, was it? (0:14:56.57)
Takayuki Furuichi : Thanks for the exposition!
That's great and all...
(0:14:59.13)
Takayuki Furuichi : But since you've come to take him
back, well, if you don't mind...
(0:15:01.48)
Hildegard : No, that won't be possible. (0:15:05.57)
Hildegard : Why? Because you seem to have been chosen. (0:15:08.16)
Hildegard : As the Demon Lord's father! (0:15:12.80)
Hildegard : The Great Demon Lord said this: (0:15:15.33)
The Demon Lord : I'll get to destroying humanity tomorrow. (0:15:20.89)
The Demon Lord : They're like, so annoying.
They breed like roaches.
(0:15:23.34)
The Demon Lord : Why don't we just, like,
totally wipe them out?
(0:15:28.01)
EXTRA : But Great Demon Lord, tomorrow is
the Dark Dragon King's wedding.
(0:15:30.09)
The Demon Lord : Really? (0:15:34.47)
The Demon Lord : Then, the day after tomorrow. (0:15:35.52)
The Demon Lord : I'll definitely get to it
the day after tomorrow.
(0:15:36.91)
EXTRA : The day after is the hell-wide
chupacabra hunting bus tour.
(0:15:37.85)
The Demon Lord : Well, dang! I'm like, so super busy! (0:15:42.35)
EXTRA : And after that, the 10,000-day
mahjong marathon on Demon Isle.
(0:15:44.24)
The Demon Lord : Oh, forget it. (0:15:47.61)
The Demon Lord : I'll have that kid I just had do it. (0:15:49.54)
The Demon Lord : Hilda! (0:15:52.88)
Hildegard : Yes? (0:15:53.98)
The Demon Lord : Take him to the human world,
find some human to raise him,
(0:15:54.78)
The Demon Lord : and have him destroy humanity, 'kay? (0:15:57.95)
Hildegard : ...is what he said. (0:16:02.16)
Tatsumi Oga : The Great Demon Lord... (0:16:04.18)
Takayuki Furuichi : Seems like he's got a screw loose. (0:16:05.42)
Hildegard : I have come here in search of a human
suitable to be the young Master's parent.
(0:16:06.64)
Takayuki Furuichi : Good luck! (0:16:13.14)
Tatsumi Oga : You just gonna run away? (0:16:14.94)
Takayuki Furuichi : This is my house! Go home! (0:16:17.16)
Tatsumi Oga : Hell no! (0:16:18.94)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : I knew it! My eyes do not lie! (0:16:21.41)
Takayuki Furuichi : Who?! (0:16:23.90)
Hildegard : This is the dimensional
transference demon, Alaindelon.
(0:16:24.80)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : A dimensional transference
demon is just as the name says:
(0:16:27.02)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : A demon that can transfer people
or things between the dimensions!
(0:16:29.97)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Transfer! (0:16:35.41)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Ow! (0:16:37.49)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : In order to transfer the Master from the
Demon World, I floated down the river.
(0:16:38.73)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : And, half conscious, I saw you standing and
laughing heartily as humans groveled before you!
(0:16:43.54)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : I was convinced! (0:16:50.39)
Arandron Bathin de Emuna : Ah! I can leave the Master
in this person's hands!
(0:16:52.05)
Tatsumi Oga : So that's why! (0:16:56.53)
Takayuki Furuichi : It was your destiny. (0:16:58.10)
Tatsumi Oga : You've got to be kidding me! (0:16:59.64)
Tatsumi Oga : The parent of the Demon Lord? (0:17:01.21)
Tatsumi Oga : So the kid likes me a
little! Big effin' deal!
(0:17:02.81)
Tatsumi Oga : I ain't gonna to do it! No way! (0:17:05.60)
Hildegard : In other words, you refuse? (0:17:07.69)
Tatsumi Oga : Duh! (0:17:10.19)
Tatsumi Oga : Take him and leave, now! (0:17:11.12)
Hildegard : Is that so? (0:17:13.07)
Hildegard : Then, please die. (0:17:14.69)
Takayuki Furuichi : Crap! She's actually a demon? (0:17:22.47)
Takayuki Furuichi : Wait, Oga! (0:17:27.36)
Takayuki Furuichi : You are so paying for repairs! (0:17:28.77)
Takayuki Furuichi : Yes you are, damn it! (0:17:31.50)
Takayuki Furuichi : What's this? This is a real laugh! (0:17:35.23)
Tatsumi Oga : Don't crack on me, Furuichi! (0:17:37.57)
Tatsumi Oga : I can handle this! (0:17:39.03)
Takayuki Furuichi : Hell no you can't! (0:17:40.35)
Takayuki Furuichi : He's still stuck on your back! (0:17:41.51)
Tatsumi Oga : What? You damn... (0:17:43.13)
Tatsumi Oga : He won't come off! (0:17:44.70)
Hildegard : Give up! (0:17:46.08)
Hildegard : Did you think you could escape a demon? (0:17:47.61)
Tatsumi Oga : Shut it! (0:17:50.66)
Tatsumi Oga : Just stay up there forever
trying to look cool!
(0:17:51.54)
Hildegard : Akubaba! (0:17:53.33)
Takayuki Furuichi : Yup, she's a demon! (0:17:59.74)
Tatsumi Oga : Oga kick! (0:18:01.58)
Takayuki Furuichi : You. Kicked. A. Demon!? (0:18:07.00)
Takayuki Furuichi : Okay, I kind of respect that about you! (0:18:12.44)
Tatsumi Oga : It's important to hit 'em first! (0:18:15.11)
EXTRA : Isn't that the Rampaging Ogre? (0:18:22.18)
EXTRA : Looks like something's going down. (0:18:24.62)
EXTRA : Hey, it's "Demon..." Runnin' from a woman? (0:18:34.86)
EXTRA : This is seriously our chance! (0:18:38.24)
EXTRA : Okay, we're gonna help that broad! (0:18:40.23)
Hildegard : You think you can escape? (0:18:45.95)
Hildegard : You refuse, despite being
chosen by the Demon Lord.
(0:18:48.73)
Hildegard : Demons are very picky
about contracts, you see.
(0:18:53.15)
Hildegard : Die. (0:18:56.29)
Hildegard : Master? (0:19:04.39)
EXTRA : Oga! (0:19:05.57)
Takayuki Furuichi : What is this? He's freakin' out? (0:19:26.86)
Takayuki Furuichi : Is this the power of a demon? (0:19:28.81)
Hildegard : M-Master! (0:19:30.66)
Hildegard : Please do not throw a tantrum! (0:19:32.58)
Takayuki Furuichi : Tantrum?! This is way beyond a tantrum! (0:19:34.84)
Takayuki Furuichi : Where's Oga? (0:19:38.14)
Takayuki Furuichi : He's unconscious! (0:19:38.97)
Takayuki Furuichi : Or worst-case dead?! (0:19:40.36)
Takayuki Furuichi : Can't you do something? (0:19:42.47)
Takayuki Furuichi : This is seriously not going to end well! (0:19:44.50)
Hildegard : I cannot. (0:19:46.50)
Hildegard : When he gets like that, there
is no stopping the Master.
(0:19:48.20)
Takayuki Furuichi : You can't? (0:19:52.23)
Takayuki Furuichi : Then what are we supposed to do? (0:19:53.83)
Hildegard : I told you there's nothing to be done! (0:19:55.49)
Hildegard : Only the Great Demon Lord could
calm a crying fit such as this...
(0:19:58.11)
Tatsumi Oga : A man shouldn't go crying like that. (0:20:17.10)
Tatsumi Oga : People'll think you're weak. (0:20:20.07)
Hildegard : He stopped! (0:20:27.18)
Hildegard : That's... impossible! (0:20:28.62)
Hildegard : Even I couldn't stop him
when he cries like that...
(0:20:30.09)
Hildegard : And yet, with not so much as a... (0:20:32.16)
Tatsumi Oga : Good! (0:20:40.84)
Tatsumi Oga : Now, no more crying. (0:20:41.88)
Tatsumi Oga : Bingo. (0:20:43.92)
Tatsumi Oga : And don't follow me anymore. (0:20:45.24)
Hildegard : Master! (0:20:52.39)
Tatsumi Oga : What the hell am I doing? (0:21:02.65)
Hildegard : He destroyed the steel tower! (0:21:27.67)
Hildegard : I can't believe he resonated with the
Master and pulled out so much power!
(0:21:30.27)
Hildegard : What the... Who in the world is he? (0:21:35.29)
Takayuki Furuichi : Oga! (0:21:39.22)
Tatsumi Oga : Ah, man... A dream sequence? (0:21:44.82)
Tatsumi Oga : That was the stupidest dream ever. (0:21:47.17)
Tatsumi Oga : Phew... With that setup, I was totally
gonna end up the parent of the Demon Lord!
(0:21:48.97)
Hildegard : Finally awake, are we? (0:21:55.52)
Hildegard : It has been a full two days,
and I am tired of waiting.
(0:21:58.36)
Tatsumi Oga : Why are you here? (0:22:02.06)
Tatsumi Oga : And wait, you were here the whole time? (0:22:03.42)
Hildegard : What are you so surprised about? (0:22:04.84)
Hildegard : Starting from today, let us raise a
fine Demon Lord to destroy humanity.
(0:22:06.99)
Tatsumi Oga : And there you have it. (0:24:01.58)
Tatsumi Oga : The handsome, cool, popular,
and kind hearted young man
(0:24:02.98)
Tatsumi Oga : defeated the Demon Lord, and they
all lived happily ever after!
(0:24:06.25)
Tatsumi Oga : Yes, happily... (0:24:09.37)
Takayuki Furuichi : Hold it a second! (0:24:09.99)
Takayuki Furuichi : You didn't defeat him! (0:24:11.16)
Takayuki Furuichi : Nobody ended up happy! (0:24:11.97)
Takayuki Furuichi : And it's only the first episode! (0:24:12.70)
Tatsumi Oga : Shut it, Furuichi! (0:24:14.24)
Tatsumi Oga : I am not raising him, no way! (0:24:15.74)
Tatsumi Oga : He's a baby Demon Lord, damn it! (0:24:16.89)
Takayuki Furuichi : On the next Beelzebub: (0:24:19.02)
Takayuki Furuichi : Say Hi to the BoB Brawler (0:24:20.70)
EXTRA : Don't go doing previews on your own! (0:24:22.72)

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