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Kore wa Zombie desu ka? - Episode 1

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EXTRA : Today will be cloudy, (0:00:12.19)
EXTRA : with rain in some areas. (0:00:14.11)
EXTRA : If you go out, please take an umbrella with you. (0:00:17.12)
EXTRA : Well then, have a good day! (0:00:21.20)
Ayumu Aikawa : All right, I'm going out. (0:00:30.96)
Ayumu Aikawa : What nice weather. (0:00:43.10)
Ayumu Aikawa : My usual companions... (0:00:55.03)
Ayumu Aikawa : This unchanging scenery... (0:00:57.16)
Ayumu Aikawa : I thought these peaceful days would last forever. (0:00:59.45)
Ayumu Aikawa : No, they actually will go on forever. (0:01:04.12)
Ayumu Aikawa : Things like the weather report can't be trusted. (0:01:11.84)
Tulio Orito : Sorry, physics is next, right? (0:01:15.26)
Tulio Orito : Let me see your notes. (0:01:17.05)
Ayumu Aikawa : Here. (0:01:19.01)
Tulio Orito : I owe you one, Aikawa Ayumu-sama! (0:01:20.10)
Ayumu Aikawa : You can buy me lunch. (0:01:22.68)
Ayumu Aikawa : But, to be honest, that's a lie. (0:01:27.77)
Ayumu Aikawa : Most people will just carry on with their lives without noticing it. (0:01:31.82)
Ayumu Aikawa : In this world, there are untouchable secrets. (0:01:35.82)
EXTRA : Hey, you! (0:01:44.75)
Ayumu Aikawa : Oh, I'm... a zombie. (0:01:59.09)
Ayumu Aikawa : No! (0:02:19.20)
Ayumu Aikawa : Nooo~! (0:02:25.83)
EXTRA : H-Huh? (0:04:06.89)
EXTRA : My hairpiece? (0:04:10.35)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'm beat. (0:04:18.32)
Ayumu Aikawa : If I weren't a zombie, I would've died. (0:04:19.94)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'm home. (0:04:28.53)
Ayumu Aikawa : Eu, I'm home. (0:04:37.17)
Ayumu Aikawa : Eh? (0:04:46.30)
Ayumu Aikawa : S-Sorry. I got hit by a truck just now. (0:04:49.30)
Ayumu Aikawa : This is what they call "tsun," right? (0:04:58.27)
Ayumu Aikawa : What you really mean is... (0:05:00.44)
Eucliwood Hellscythe : Onii-chan, I'm hungry. (0:05:03.15)
Eucliwood Hellscythe : Hurry and make me some dinner. (0:05:06.03)
Eucliwood Hellscythe : After that, a bath. (0:05:08.45)
Ayumu Aikawa : Really? (0:05:15.12)
Ayumu Aikawa : Such a shy girl. (0:05:16.67)
Ayumu Aikawa : You don't need to worry about helping me with those hands. (0:05:28.84)
Ayumu Aikawa : So, what did you do today? (0:05:34.89)
Eucliwood Hellscythe : When I woke up from a nap, it was already evening. (0:05:42.23)
Ayumu Aikawa : I see, I see. (0:05:48.70)
Ayumu Aikawa : Look, there's some rice on- (0:05:53.83)
Ayumu Aikawa : You think because I'm a zombie- (0:05:59.50)
Ayumu Aikawa : No, if you hadn't brought me back to life, (0:06:09.47)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'd be dead. (0:06:13.35)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'm thankful for that. (0:06:16.39)
Ayumu Aikawa : If I were dead, (0:06:22.73)
Ayumu Aikawa : I wouldn't be able to search for the culprit who killed me. (0:06:28.61)
Ayumu Aikawa : Necromancer of the underworld, Eucliwood Hellscythe. (0:06:34.83)
Ayumu Aikawa : She's been here for a month so far. (0:06:39.33)
Ayumu Aikawa : Just who the heck is she? (0:06:42.29)
Ayumu Aikawa : Orito, what's going on? (0:06:49.93)
Tulio Orito : Did you see the news just now?! (0:06:51.80)
Ayumu Aikawa : Nope. (0:06:53.93)
Tulio Orito : There's been another murder case in the neighbourhood. (0:06:54.43)
Tulio Orito : How many does that make? (0:06:57.18)
Ayumu Aikawa : A serial killer... (0:06:59.48)
Tulio Orito : Serial killers are scary, aren't they? (0:07:01.60)
Tulio Orito : You're living by yourself, right? (0:07:04.23)
Tulio Orito : In that case, be careful. (0:07:05.94)
Ayumu Aikawa : Y-Yeah. (0:07:07.48)
Tulio Orito : Do you really get it? (0:07:09.03)
Ayumu Aikawa : I understand. (0:07:13.41)
Ayumu Aikawa : That's why I search for that culprit every day. (0:07:15.66)
Ayumu Aikawa : That person is still committing murders in this city. (0:07:21.21)
Ayumu Aikawa : It's no use searching randomly. (0:07:34.05)
Ayumu Aikawa : However, I feel at ease when I come here. (0:07:42.39)
Ayumu Aikawa : More so than at home... (0:07:46.57)
Ayumu Aikawa : Probably because I'm a zombie. (0:07:48.90)
Ayumu Aikawa : Ah, my best place! (0:07:51.28)
Ayumu Aikawa : What is that?! (0:08:14.18)
Haruna : Hurry up and die! (0:08:20.52)
Ayumu Aikawa : What was that just now? (0:08:33.11)
Ayumu Aikawa : A cosplayer? (0:08:37.24)
Ayumu Aikawa : No, this person is... (0:08:41.83)
Ayumu Aikawa : A bit hard to believe, but... (0:08:43.50)
Ayumu Aikawa : So you're the serial killer! (0:08:46.96)
Haruna : Huh? What're you talking about? (0:08:48.96)
Haruna : You're in my way! Move! (0:08:51.21)
Ayumu Aikawa : Huh? (0:08:52.71)
Haruna : A Kumacchi! (0:08:59.60)
Ayumu Aikawa : What is this thing? (0:09:02.77)
Haruna : Damn it, I'm going to lose points for this. (0:09:04.94)
Haruna : I'll defeat the enemy to avenge you, so just rest in peace. (0:09:07.90)
Ayumu Aikawa : That's a pretty big assumption! (0:09:11.11)
Haruna : Don't talk! (0:09:12.98)
Haruna : Your wounds are severe. (0:09:13.82)
Haruna : Just give up! (0:09:15.11)
Ayumu Aikawa : I've given up on you! (0:09:15.86)
Haruna : Mystletainn magic power, full throttle! (0:09:25.46)
Haruna : Let's go! (0:09:30.92)
Haruna : Secret Technique! (0:09:31.96)
Haruna : Mystletainn Kick! (0:09:33.00)
Ayumu Aikawa : That's not a kick! (0:09:38.76)
Haruna : Sacrifices are necessary in battle. (0:09:52.27)
Haruna : What can you do? (0:09:54.44)
Ayumu Aikawa : Until now, I haven't been able to agree with a thing you've said. (0:09:55.94)
Haruna : Ah, why aren't you dead? (0:10:00.03)
Ayumu Aikawa : 'Cause I'm a zombie... (0:10:02.41)
Haruna : You're not a human? (0:10:04.54)
Ayumu Aikawa : It's a long story. (0:10:06.71)
Ayumu Aikawa : I still have the same feelings as humans though. (0:10:08.08)
Haruna : Gross! (0:10:10.04)
Ayumu Aikawa : Have some respect for the dead. (0:10:11.38)
Ayumu Aikawa : So, (0:10:13.42)
Ayumu Aikawa : what are you supposed to be? (0:10:14.50)
Haruna : Virie's genius Masou-Shoujo, (0:10:16.55)
Haruna : Haruna-chan! (0:10:18.97)
Haruna : The thing I just killed was a B-class Megalo Kumocchi. (0:10:20.68)
Haruna : My grades depended on it. (0:10:23.10)
Haruna : At least, understand that much. (0:10:24.89)
Ayumu Aikawa : I don't understand a single thing. (0:10:26.47)
Ayumu Aikawa : I don't believe anyone who refers to herself as a genius. (0:10:29.06)
Haruna : Normal people won't understand the feelings of a genius! (0:10:33.98)
Haruna : Ah, whatever. (0:10:37.40)
Haruna : I'm going to erase your memory. (0:10:39.82)
Ayumu Aikawa : Wait, what's this? (0:10:41.82)
Ayumu Aikawa : Uh, wait. (0:10:49.46)
Ayumu Aikawa : What's this?! (0:10:50.92)
Haruna : Huh? My magic isn't working. (0:10:52.00)
Haruna : What's going on? (0:10:54.50)
Haruna : Don't look! (0:10:58.80)
Haruna : Give my magic back! (0:10:59.55)
Haruna : In the blink of an eye! (0:11:01.72)
Haruna : Right now! (0:11:04.14)
Haruna : Immediately! Now! Now, now, now, now! (0:11:04.80)
Haruna : You're not a normal human! (0:11:07.52)
Ayumu Aikawa : Like I said, I'm a zombie. (0:11:09.85)
Ayumu Aikawa : Um, could you get my lower half? (0:11:13.44)
Haruna : Lower half? You pervert! (0:11:17.03)
Ayumu Aikawa : You're the pervert! (0:11:19.32)
EXTRA : TL Note: "Masou-Shoujo" loosely translates to "Magically Equipped Girl". (0:11:21.99)
EXTRA : It refers to her chainsaw. It is a pun of "Mahou Shoujo" or "Magical Girl". (0:11:21.99b)
Ayumu Aikawa : Um, that's... (0:11:27.04)
EXTRA : {\b1\fnArial Black\fs42\pos(1034,202)\c&H000000&\blur1}Can I eat it!? (0:11:28.83)
Ayumu Aikawa : Um... (0:11:43.22)
Ayumu Aikawa : Why are you a magical... (0:11:45.30)
Haruna : Masou-Shoujo. (0:11:46.81)
Ayumu Aikawa : Why have you, a Masou-Shoujo, come into my house? (0:11:48.68)
Haruna : I suddenly lost my magic powers and it's troubling me. (0:11:52.39)
Haruna : Understand that much. (0:11:55.02)
Ayumu Aikawa : I didn't know I had such hidden powers. (0:11:58.69)
Haruna : Take responsibility! (0:12:04.45)
Ayumu Aikawa : What do you expect me to do? (0:12:05.66)
Haruna : I super ultra extremely don't want to, (0:12:08.03)
Haruna : but I'm going to stay here until the problem is solved. (0:12:10.79)
Ayumu Aikawa : Ah... (0:12:14.17)
Ayumu Aikawa : Well, as long as you don't bother the neighbours, I don't mind. (0:12:15.13)
Haruna : Of course! Be sure to make lots of food and snacks. (0:12:19.55)
Haruna : Get me a futon as well. (0:12:22.76)
Ayumu Aikawa : Oh, you... (0:12:24.47)
Haruna : So, who's this person? (0:12:26.18)
Ayumu Aikawa : Necromancer of the underworld, Eucliwood Hellscythe-san. (0:12:28.47)
Haruna : Oh, I see. (0:12:36.98)
Ayumu Aikawa : "I see?" (0:12:40.65)
Haruna : Oh yeah, hey you. (0:12:42.53)
Ayumu Aikawa : It's Aikawa Ayumu. (0:12:45.53)
Haruna : Let me borrow your phone. (0:12:47.78)
Haruna : What is this magical device? (0:12:54.75)
Ayumu Aikawa : It's a phone... (0:12:56.46)
Haruna : Huh? (0:12:58.13)
Ayumu Aikawa : Aren't there cell phones in your magical country? (0:12:59.71)
Haruna : Don't treat me like an idiot! (0:13:03.09)
Haruna : Virie's phones are these stylish things... (0:13:04.84)
Haruna : "Hello? Hello?" (0:13:08.76)
Ayumu Aikawa : I don't get it at all. (0:13:11.72)
Ayumu Aikawa : OK, do this, this, this and this. (0:13:14.10)
Haruna : Then, this is the same as a phone. (0:13:18.52)
Ayumu Aikawa : Didn't I just say it was a phone? (0:13:20.57)
Haruna : Ah, is this Dai-sensei? (0:13:25.95)
Haruna : It's me. (0:13:27.91)
Haruna : Refrain Year Rising Class, (0:13:29.57)
Haruna : attendance number: 634'526'379, Haruna. (0:13:31.58)
Haruna : Well, you see, I actually... (0:13:37.62)
Haruna : After coming here, I've completely lost my magic. (0:13:41.00)
Ayumu Aikawa : She came from the magical world? (0:13:45.38)
Ayumu Aikawa : I would never have believed her before, (0:13:48.30)
Ayumu Aikawa : but since there's a necromancer of the underworld here, (0:13:53.10)
Ayumu Aikawa : and my lower half has already been reattached, (0:13:57.31)
Ayumu Aikawa : the little things don't surprise me anymore. (0:14:01.19)
Ayumu Aikawa : This world is full of secrets. (0:14:03.86)
Ayumu Aikawa : I wonder what fees are going to be charged to my phone? (0:14:07.99)
EXTRA : Masou-Shoujo presence detected. (0:14:17.71)
Ayumu Aikawa : Schwarzschild...{TLCed since it's german lol - I think I heard this name in another show before... -masat} (0:14:25.80)
Ayumu Aikawa : Are Eu and I the beings destabilizing this world? (0:14:27.84)
Ayumu Aikawa : Gaia, what should I do? (0:14:32.97)
Tulio Orito : Aikawa's dried up! (0:14:43.98)
Tulio Orito : Still not going home? (0:14:54.99)
Ayumu Aikawa : Yeah. (0:14:56.83)
Tulio Orito : What is it? (0:14:57.91)
Tulio Orito : You've been staying back recently. What have you been doing? (0:14:58.96)
Ayumu Aikawa : Zombies can't walk in the sunlight, you know. (0:15:01.79)
Ayumu Aikawa : I've got various reasons. (0:15:05.67)
Tulio Orito : The one for not being able to go home? (0:15:07.76)
Ayumu Aikawa : My household's complicated. (0:15:09.47)
Tulio Orito : You live alone. (0:15:11.47)
Tulio Orito : Oh, right. (0:15:14.05)
Tulio Orito : I brought this today. (0:15:14.89)
Tulio Orito : Let's play it at your house. (0:15:17.18)
Ayumu Aikawa : You can't! (0:15:18.77)
Ayumu Aikawa : This world is extremely normal. (0:15:21.64)
Ayumu Aikawa : If someone discovered that I, a mere first year student, (0:15:24.61)
Ayumu Aikawa : were living happily with two beautiful girls, (0:15:27.11)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'd be ruined. (0:15:30.95)
Tulio Orito : Oh, I see. (0:15:32.66)
Tulio Orito : Seems like you've got something big going on. (0:15:34.12)
Tulio Orito : Don't lose to yourself! (0:15:36.95)
Ayumu Aikawa : See ya! (0:15:38.20)
Ayumu Aikawa : Yeah, thanks. (0:15:39.87)
Tulio Orito : Living by himself must be difficult. (0:15:45.71)
Eucliwood Hellscythe : If you weren't a zombie, you wouldn't be here. (0:15:57.35)
Ayumu Aikawa : Should I just think of her as a noisy stray cat staying with me? (0:16:00.81)
Ayumu Aikawa : Nope, that's no good. (0:16:04.19)
Ayumu Aikawa : I hope they're not fighting. (0:16:05.94)
Ayumu Aikawa : Who is this guy? (0:16:21.29)
Zarii : I want you. (0:16:28.38)
Zarii : Ohhh~, I want you. (0:16:31.76)
Ayumu Aikawa : What is this all of a sudden?! (0:16:34.38)
Zarii : I want you. (0:16:37.26)
Zarii : Become mine. (0:16:38.72)
Ayumu Aikawa : My ordinary life ended, (0:16:42.64)
Ayumu Aikawa : but I didn't think a worse fate would await me. (0:16:44.56)
Ayumu Aikawa : Help me, God! (0:16:47.94)
Ayumu Aikawa : Haruna! Why are you there?! (0:16:51.03)
Haruna : Are you into boys? (0:16:53.15)
Ayumu Aikawa : No way! (0:16:54.28)
Haruna : What're you doing? (0:16:55.24)
Haruna : That guy's a Megalo, can't you tell? (0:16:56.28)
Ayumu Aikawa : Like hell I would! (0:16:58.41)
Zarii : It's OK, I'm not scary. (0:17:00.74)
Ayumu Aikawa : Yeah, you are! (0:17:02.54)
Ayumu Aikawa : A crayfish? (0:17:11.80)
Haruna : Yeah, that guy's a Double A-Class Megalo. (0:17:13.09)
Haruna : A super evil nefarious crayfish! (0:17:15.80)
Haruna : I think... (0:17:17.72)
Zarii : I came after I was attracted by Masou-Shoujo magic. (0:17:20.68)
Zarii : Those ridiculous panties aside... (0:17:24.56)
Zarii : Human, why is there magic inside you? (0:17:26.85)
Ayumu Aikawa : It's a long story. (0:17:30.69)
Haruna : I hate long stories! (0:17:32.23)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'm not talking to you! (0:17:33.65)
Haruna : Super Masou Transformation. (0:17:37.66)
Haruna : When read backwards, it means:
"Despite being lovely and charming, I will summon death."
(0:17:41.41)
Haruna : ...dokeda gunmicha de ribura! (0:17:44.66)
Haruna : Why? Even though I ate so much... (0:18:10.48)
Zarii : I don't know what happened to you, (0:18:18.49)
Zarii : but I have no business with a Masou-Shoujo with no magic. (0:18:21.16)
Zarii : I'll go for the other magical presence! (0:18:28.37)
Ayumu Aikawa : What happened? You had all that esteem... (0:18:35.55)
Ayumu Aikawa : Are you actually scared? (0:18:39.97)
Haruna : Don't say such a stupid thing! (0:18:43.05)
Haruna : Why would I fear a Megalo? (0:18:44.47)
Haruna : I'm a genius. (0:18:47.43)
Haruna : Right! (0:18:48.64)
Haruna : I'm the genius Masou-Shoujo! (0:18:49.60)
Haruna : I'll wipe out this pincer monster in a blink of an eye! (0:18:51.81)
Haruna : Don't look down on me! (0:18:54.77)
Zarii : I'll take comfort in killing both of you! (0:18:55.94)
Zarii : That's impossible! (0:19:01.41)
Zarii : No human can have this much power! (0:19:02.24)
Ayumu Aikawa : Let me tell you something, you crayfish. (0:19:05.12)
Ayumu Aikawa : Humans... their bodies have a limit and therefore cannot use 100% of their power. (0:19:07.62)
Ayumu Aikawa : But, I... (0:19:14.75)
Ayumu Aikawa : ...am a zombie! (0:19:17.59)
Ayumu Aikawa : Those limits don't apply to me! (0:19:19.34)
Ayumu Aikawa : 100% (0:19:25.85)
Ayumu Aikawa : 120% (0:19:30.89)
Ayumu Aikawa : I did it! (0:19:44.49)
Ayumu Aikawa : My arm's pointing in a strange direction! (0:19:46.53)
Ayumu Aikawa : Damn it... (0:19:48.70)
Ayumu Aikawa : Maybe like this... (0:19:49.95)
Haruna : This won't work. Even if he's invincible, (0:19:52.42)
Haruna : he'll lose his arms and legs. (0:19:54.50)
Zarii : Even if you exceed the limit, you've still got a human body. (0:19:59.84)
Haruna : We have no choice, Ayumu. (0:20:05.93)
Haruna : Use Mystletainn. (0:20:07.68)
Ayumu Aikawa : Huh? Why? (0:20:08.97)
Haruna : As you stole my magic powers... (0:20:11.02)
Haruna : You can become a Masou-Shoujo! (0:20:13.06)
Ayumu Aikawa : Shoujo? There's no way I can turn into a girl! (0:20:14.31)
Haruna : Shut up and do something! (0:20:16.48)
Ayumu Aikawa : Damn... (0:20:18.27)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'll get used to it! (0:20:19.07)
Haruna : All right? Follow me! (0:20:21.36)
Haruna : Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa... (0:20:23.95)
Ayumu Aikawa : Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa... (0:20:23.95)
Ayumu Aikawa : Dokeda, Gunmicha, De, Ribura! (0:20:27.24)
Haruna : Dokeda, Gunmicha, De, Ribura! (0:20:27.24)
Ayumu Aikawa : It's coming... (0:20:36.00)
Ayumu Aikawa : It's coming...! (0:20:39.05)
Ayumu Aikawa : It's coming! (0:20:42.22)
Ayumu Aikawa : It came! (0:20:45.30)
Ayumu Aikawa : Only the clothes?! (0:20:55.81)
Haruna : With just that, courage increases 100 fold. (0:20:57.69)
Haruna : And 10 million times the defence! (0:20:59.52)
Ayumu Aikawa : Are you sure? (0:21:01.11)
Zarii : What's this? You're only a pervert... (0:21:02.57)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'm not a pervert! (0:21:04.45)
Ayumu Aikawa : Ah, damn it! (0:21:05.86)
Ayumu Aikawa : What was my special technique again? (0:21:19.71)
Ayumu Aikawa : Um, um... (0:21:21.84)
Ayumu Aikawa : Ah, right! If I remember correctly... (0:21:23.38)
Ayumu Aikawa : Mystletainn Kick! (0:21:25.97)
Zarii : That's not a kick! (0:21:30.47)
Zarii : You cross-dressing pervert! (0:21:34.06)
Ayumu Aikawa : Shut up! (0:21:37.98)
Ayumu Aikawa : Ow-ow-ow-ow! (0:21:44.94)
Tulio Orito : Is that you, Aikawa? (0:21:47.95)
Ayumu Aikawa : No... (0:21:51.62)
EXTRA : A cosplayer? (0:21:52.66)
Ayumu Aikawa : No! This is... (0:21:54.12)
Tulio Orito : That's wicked... Aikawa... (0:21:57.25)
Ayumu Aikawa : Stop it! (0:22:00.88)
Ayumu Aikawa : Don't take it! (0:22:02.00)
Ayumu Aikawa : Stop! Stop! (0:22:02.59)
Ayumu Aikawa : Don't look! (0:22:04.26)
Ayumu Aikawa : Don't look at me! (0:22:05.13)
Haruna : Hey! (0:22:06.55)
Ayumu Aikawa : Thank goodness. (0:22:08.43)
Ayumu Aikawa : Explain it to everyone! (0:22:09.47)
Haruna : You, as of now... (0:22:10.93)
Haruna : ...are appointed as a Masou-Shoujo! (0:22:15.06)
Haruna : It's an honour! (0:22:17.02)
Ayumu Aikawa : I could hear the sound of something breaking. (0:22:21.27)
Ayumu Aikawa : My peaceful days... They were a lie. (0:22:24.86)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'm... already... (0:22:27.99)
Ayumu Aikawa : ...ruined! (0:22:30.28)
EXTRA : It's a pervert! (0:22:33.78)
EXTRA : Definitely a pervert! (0:22:35.04)
Ayumu Aikawa : Don't look at me! (0:22:36.91)
Ayumu Aikawa : I'm... a zombie. (0:22:38.91)
Ayumu Aikawa : Oh, I'm also a Masou-Shoujo. (0:22:41.63)
Ayumu Aikawa : To be honest, I'm actually not a zombie. (0:24:26.86)
Haruna : I thought so too! (0:24:28.40)
Haruna : You're just undead. (0:24:29.94)
Ayumu Aikawa : Well, what do you need to do to become a zombie? (0:24:31.61)
Haruna : How about changing the way you are called? (0:24:33.74)
Ayumu Aikawa : To what kind? (0:24:35.20)
Haruna : Something like "corpse", "sludge" or "pond scum." (0:24:35.78)
Haruna : Shall I turn you into a Masou-Shoujo too? (0:24:38.37)

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