 Kyon : Alien...? |
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 Yuki Nagato : My duty is to observe Suzumiya Haruhi... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...and report all obtained data to the Integration Thought Entity. |
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Yuki Nagato : That is the task I have performed... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...since I was born three years ago. |
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Yuki Nagato : During the past three years no uncertain elements appeared... |
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Yuki Nagato : The situation was extremely stable. |
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Yuki Nagato : However, recently... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...an irregular factor which cannot go unheeded has appeared near Suzumiya Haruhi. |
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Yuki Nagato : That would be... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...you. |
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Yuki Nagato : From the perspective of the Data Integration Thought Entity... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...the third planet of this solar system at the edge of the Milky Way held no significant merit. |
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Yuki Nagato : However, Earth, as it is called by its present inhabitant life forms... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...was home to the evolution of bipedal organic life forms... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...whom developed cognitive ability which could be considered intelligence... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...and consequently, this planet grew in significance. |
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Yuki Nagato : Perhaps they possessed the potential to break free of the cul-de-sac of autoevolution... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...into which they have fallen. |
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Yuki Nagato : The emergence of self-awareness among the universe's maldistributed organic life forms was a common phenomenon... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...however, terrestrial humans were the first instance of evolution to a higher order of intelligence. |
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Yuki Nagato : The Integration Thought Entity carefully continued thorough observation. |
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Yuki Nagato : And three years ago. |
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Yuki Nagato : We observed a data flare unlike any other witnessed on this planet. |
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Yuki Nagato : An explosion of data erupting from a region of a bow-shaped archipelago... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...instantly shrouded the planet... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...and diffused into outer space. |
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Yuki Nagato : At its center was... |
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Yuki Nagato : Over the past three years... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...a number of inquiries have been performed examining the existence known as Suzumiya Haruhi from all perspectives... |
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Yuki Nagato : However, her true identity remains unknown. |
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Yuki Nagato : Regardless, a sector of the Integration Thought Entity... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...believes that for humanity... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...and furthermore, us data life forms... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...Suzumiya Haruhi is the key to our autoevolution... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...and have thus commenced analysis accordingly. |
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Yuki Nagato : They, as data life forms... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...are unable to directly communicate with organic life forms. |
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Yuki Nagato : For they possess no language. |
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Yuki Nagato : Humans lack the means to transmit ideas without words. |
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Yuki Nagato : That is why human-purpose interfaces such as myself were created. |
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Yuki Nagato : The Data Integration Thought Entity is able to come in contact with humans through me. |
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Yuki Nagato : Suzumiya Haruhi holds hidden potential for autoevolution. |
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Yuki Nagato : It is likely that she possesses the ability to control data in her surrounding environment as she wishes. |
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Yuki Nagato : That is why I am here. |
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Yuki Nagato : Why you are here. |
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Kyon : Hold on. |
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Kyon : I'll be frank. |
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Kyon : I have no idea what you're talking about. |
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Yuki Nagato : Believe me. |
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Kyon : First of all, why me? |
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Kyon : Well... |
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Kyon : Let's just pretend that... |
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Kyon : ...I believe you about all that data whatever and so on... |
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Kyon : Then why are you revealing your identity to me? |
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Yuki Nagato : You have been chosen by Suzumiya Haruhi. |
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Yuki Nagato : Whether or not Suzumiya Haruhi is aware of it... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...her consciousness has an effect on the environment in the form of unconditional data. |
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Yuki Nagato : There must be a reason why you were chosen. |
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Kyon : There isn't. |
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Yuki Nagato : There is. |
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Yuki Nagato : You and Suzumiya Haruhi hold all potential within your grasp. |
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Kyon : Are you serious? |
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Yuki Nagato : Naturally. |
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Kyon :
Here I was, marveling at how the tight-lipped wonder had finally opened her mouth... |
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Kyon :
...and out came this winding freakish spiel. |
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Kyon :
I never would have imagined she was some crazy girl. |
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Kyon : Now look here. |
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Kyon : If you go tell Haruhi this story, she'll be overjoyed. |
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Kyon : Quite frankly, I don't understand any of this stuff. |
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Kyon : Sorry. |
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Yuki Nagato : A large sector of the Data Integration Thought Entity has recognized that... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...if Suzumiya Haruhi becomes aware of her own value and ability... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...there is the potential for indeterminable risks. |
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Yuki Nagato : We must observe the situation for now. |
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Kyon : Isn't it possible that... |
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Kyon : ...I'll tell Haruhi everything I just heard? |
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Yuki Nagato : She won't take the data you feed her seriously. |
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Kyon : You have a point. |
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Yuki Nagato : I am not the only interface placed on Earth by the Data Integration Thought Entity. |
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Yuki Nagato : A sector of the Data Integration Thought Entity overmind... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...intends on initiating proactive activity... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...and observing the resulting fluctuations in data. |
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Yuki Nagato : You are the key to Suzumiya Haruhi. |
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Yuki Nagato : When crisis approaches, you will be first. |
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Kyon :
I can't take any more of this. |
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Kyon :
Humanoid inter... |
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Kyon :
...whatcha-ma-call-it... |
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Kyon :
An alien? |
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Kyon :
She must have picked up those bizarre delusions from reading SF novels all alone in her apartment for so long. |
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Kyon :
I'm sure she locks herself up in her shell... |
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Kyon :
...never talking to anyone in her class. |
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Kyon :
Both her and Haruhi... |
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Kyon :
...ought to just enjoy their school life in a normal fashion. |
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 Haruhi Suzumiya : It's come! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : The long-awaited transfer student! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Don't you think it's amazing!? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : It's a mysterious transfer student! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : No doubt about it! |
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Kyon : You can tell without even seeing the student? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Didn't I already tell you? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Survey says that a student who transfers in halfway through the year... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...is practically guaranteed to be a mysterious transfer student! |
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Kyon : Just when who and how was that statistic derived? |
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Kyon : If mysterious transfer students can be guaranteed... |
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Kyon : ...most of Japan would be... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm gonna take a look! |
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Kyon : ...and of course, she's not listening. |
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Kyon :
When I went to the clubroom after school... |
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Kyon :
...I found that Asahina-san had gallantly recovered in one day. |
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Kyon : I'm amazed you were willing to come back to the clubroom. |
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 Mikuru Asahina : I was a bit hesitant... |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...but I suppose that I'm still concerned. |
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Kyon :
I get the feeling I heard her say something similar before. |
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Kyon : What are you concerned about? |
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Mikuru Asahina : It's nothing. |
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Kyon : Want to take my place, Nagato? |
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Kyon : Nagato, have you ever played Othello? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Hey! Sorry for the wait! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : The immediately useful transfer student who joined class 1-9 today! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : His name is... |
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 Itsuki Koizumi : Koizumi Itsuki. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : It's a pleasure to meet you. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : This is the SOS Brigade! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm the brigade chief, Suzumiya Haruhi. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Those three are members #1, #2, and #3. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : And incidentally, you're the fourth one. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Everyone get along now! |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I have no problem with joining, but... |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...what does this club do? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I'll tell you just what activities the SOS Brigade engages in. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : That would be! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Find aliens, time travelers, and espers.... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and have fun with them! |
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Kyon :
I could feel the entire world grinding to a halt. |
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Kyon :
Just kidding! |
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Kyon :
Although I was reminded of Haruhi's proclamation at the beginning of the year. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I see. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Just as one would expect from Suzumiya-san. |
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Kyon :
What did he just see? |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Very well. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I shall join. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I hope to have a pleasant experience with everyone. |
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Kyon :
Hello? You're going to accept that explanation? |
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Kyon :
Were you even listening? |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I'm Koizumi. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : As I just transferred here, I'm sure I have much to learn from you... |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...so feel free to teach me the ropes. |
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Kyon : I'm... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : That's Kyon! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : The cute one over there is Mikuru-chan... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and the glasses girl over here is Yuki. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Are you okay? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Great, now we have five members! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : We're finally a full-fledged club! |
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Mikuru Asahina : I'm okay. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : It's finally time for the SOS Brigade to unveil itself to the world! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Everyone, let's join together as one and give it our all! |
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Kyon :
What do you mean by unveil? |
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Kyon :
Speaking of which, Nagato... |
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Kyon :
...are you really okay with being included as a member? |
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Kyon :
Rolling along to after school the next day! |
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Kyon :
C'mon! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Hurry up and take it off! |
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Kyon : Sorry! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : When it comes to turn-ons, you can't forget about maids. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Every school life story has one. |
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Kyon : Exactly what kind of school life stories do you read... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Now then... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's take a picture to remember this by. |
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Mikuru Asahina : No! |
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Mikuru Asahina : Don't take a picture! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Tilt the chin a bit. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Clutch the apron. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on. Bigger smile! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Kyon. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Take over as cameraman. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Mikuru-chan. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's make you a little sexier. |
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Mikuru Asahina : No! Wha-What are you... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : It's fine! It's fine! |
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Kyon : How is this fine? |
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Kyon : Well. |
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Kyon : I shouldn't be talking when I'm the one pressing the shutter. |
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Mikuru Asahina : No! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Yuki. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Lend me your glasses. |
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Mikuru Asahina : No! |
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Kyon : And glasses on. |
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Kyon : But what are these pictures going to be used for? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Perfect! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : A lolita with shapely breasts in a maid outfit wearing glasses! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : It's magnificent! |
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Mikuru Asahina : No! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Mikuru-chan. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : From now on wear these clothes when in the clubroom. |
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Mikuru Asahina : You can't be serious... |
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Itsuki Koizumi : What is this? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Great timing. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's all have fun with Mikuru-chan! |
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Kyon : Cut it out already! |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I'll pass. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I'm scared of what will happen afterwards. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Don't mind me. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Please continue. |
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Kyon :
More like come help stop her! |
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Kyon : That's enough, isn't it? |
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Kyon : Any more of this and you'll be stepping on laws. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : What laws!? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Oh, well. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : We already took a bunch of pictures. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Now! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's commence the first SOS Brigade meeting! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : We've done a lot to make it this far. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : We passed out flyers... |
(0:10:22.80) |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and we even made a homepage. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : The celebrity of the SOS Brigade in this school has skyrocketed. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : The first stage can be considered a huge success! |
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Kyon : How can you call emotionally scarring Asahina-san a huge success? |
(0:10:31.02) |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : However... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...not a single tale of mysterious happenings has reached our brigade's e-mail inbox... |
(0:10:36.99) |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and not a single student has come in for consultation regarding bizarre troubles. |
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Kyon : That's because nobody has a clue as to what this club does yet. |
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Kyon : We didn't even find out until yesterday. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Someone once said... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : "Good things come to those who wait." |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : However, we live in the modern world now! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : You have to find the good for yourself... |
(0:10:57.13) |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...even if you have to dig through the ground! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : That's why we're going to go search! |
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Kyon : For what? |
(0:11:02.72) |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : The mysteries of this world! |
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Kyon :
And so, seeking mysterious phenomena... |
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Kyon :
...we begin our tour de city-wide search. |
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Kyon :
"Next Saturday." |
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Kyon :
"Meet at 9 AM in front of Kitaguchi station." |
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Kyon :
"If you don't show, heads will roll." |
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Kyon :
Heads roll, huh. |
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Kyon :
I really don't want to waste my day off. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Late! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Penalty! |
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Kyon :
This was Haruhi's plan. |
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Kyon :
Split into two groups and search the city... |
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Kyon :
If one group finds any mysterious phenomena, contact the other group through cell phone. |
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Kyon :
That is all. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : So these are the groups... |
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Kyon :
Today might be my lucky day. |
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Kyon :
If I get to go on a date with Asahina-san... |
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Kyon :
...treating everyone here is but a small price to pay. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Kyon. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Got it? |
(0:11:46.35) |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : This isn't a date! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Be serious about it! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Understood? |
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Kyon : I know. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : This seriously isn't a date! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : If you go off to play somewhere, I'll strangle you! |
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Kyon :
And with those words... |
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Kyon :
...the Haruhi team went off to search the east side of the station. |
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Kyon :
Asahina-san and I were supposed to search the west side, but... |
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Mikuru Asahina : What do we do? |
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Kyon :
Right? |
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Mikuru Asahina : This is the first time I've ever walked around like this. |
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Kyon : Like this...? |
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Mikuru Asahina : All alone with a boy... |
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Kyon : That's very unexpected. |
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Kyon : You've never gone out with someone before? |
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Mikuru Asahina : I haven't. |
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Kyon : But you probably have guys asking you out all the time. |
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Mikuru Asahina : But I can't. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I'm not allowed to get involved with anyone. |
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Mikuru Asahina : At least, in this... |
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Mikuru Asahina : Kyon-kun. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I have something to tell you! |
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Kyon :
After some stumbling over her words... |
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Kyon :
...Asahina-san eventually caught herself and said this. |
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Mikuru Asahina : You might not believe me, but... |
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Mikuru Asahina : I do not belong in this epoch. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I come from further into the future. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I can't tell you exactly when and which time plane I come from. |
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Mikuru Asahina : The information about the future that can be revealed to people in the past is severely restricted. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Time cannot be viewed as something that flows continuously... |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...rather time is an accumulation of punctuated planes. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Yes. Picture it as animation. |
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Mikuru Asahina : It looks like it's actually moving... |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...but it's actually composed of a sequence of still frames. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Breaks exist between one time and another time. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Though their rate of occurrence is close to zero. |
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Mikuru Asahina : That is why time has no continuity. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Time travel means moving in a three-dimensional direction across the accumulated time planes. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Being from the future... |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...my presence on this time plane is similar to that of an extra picture added into a flip book. |
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Kyon :
Now what? |
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Mikuru Asahina : Three years ago... |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...a large timequake was detected. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Three years ago if you count from the current time. |
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Mikuru Asahina : After arriving in the past to investigate the matter, we were shocked. |
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Mikuru Asahina : No matter what we tried, we were unable to go any further back in time. |
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Mikuru Asahina : The conclusion was that a large time fault had appeared between time planes. |
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Mikuru Asahina : We only learned the possible reason recently. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Recently for the future I come from. |
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Kyon : And the reason is... |
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Mikuru Asahina : Suzumiya-san. |
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Kyon :
Not again... |
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Mikuru Asahina : We found her in the center of the time warp. |
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Mikuru Asahina : The rest is classified information so I'm unable to explain any further... |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...but we can be certain that Suzumiya-san was the one who sealed the path to the past. |
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Kyon : I really don't think Haruhi is capable of something like that... |
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Mikuru Asahina : We also find it a mystery. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Suzumiya-san is unaware that she was the origin of a timequake. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I was sent to observe if any new time variations will appear near Suzumiya-san. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Um... |
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Mikuru Asahina : It's like surveillance. |
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Mikuru Asahina : You probably don't believe any of this. |
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Kyon : Not exactly... |
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Kyon : But why are you telling me this? |
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Mikuru Asahina : You are the person chosen by Suzumiya-san. |
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Mikuru Asahina : The details are classified so I can't explain. |
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Mikuru Asahina : But... |
(0:14:57.50) |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...you are probably an important person to Suzumiya-san. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Every action she performs has a reason behind it. |
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Kyon : Then what about Nagato and Koizumi? |
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Mikuru Asahina : Those people are extremely similar to me. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I never would have expected Suzumiya-san to assemble us in such a precise fashion. |
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Kyon : Do you know what they are, Asahina-san? |
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Mikuru Asahina : That's classified information. |
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Kyon : What's going to happen to Haruhi now? |
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Mikuru Asahina : Classified information. |
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Kyon : If you're from the future.... |
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Kyon : ...you should know what's going to happen... |
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Mikuru Asahina : Classified information. |
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Kyon : And wait... |
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Kyon : What will happen if I tell Haruhi everything? |
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Mikuru Asahina : Classified information. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I'm sorry! |
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Mikuru Asahina : I don't have enough authority right now. |
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Mikuru Asahina : It's okay if you don't believe me. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I just wanted to let you know. |
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Kyon :
I heard something similar a few days ago. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I'm sorry about suddenly telling you all this. |
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Kyon : I don't really mind... |
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Kyon :
First an alien... Now a time traveler shows up. |
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Kyon :
What's going on here? |
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Kyon :
If someone out there can hear all this and be like, "Okay, sure." and believe it all, let me know. |
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Kyon :
We can trade places. |
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Kyon : Asahina-san. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Yes? |
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Kyon : Can we put this all on hold? |
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Kyon : Just set the matter of whether or not I believe you aside and put this on hold. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Yes! |
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Kyon : But may I ask one thing? |
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Mikuru Asahina : What is it? |
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Kyon : Please tell me your real age. |
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Mikuru Asahina : That's classified information. |
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Kyon :
After that, a call suddenly came from Haruhi... |
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Kyon :
...and we were set to reassemble at noon. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Results? |
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Kyon : None. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Were you even looking? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Are you sure you weren't just wandering around, Mikuru-chan? |
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Kyon : Did you guys even find anything? |
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Kyon :
As we ate lunch, Haruhi told us to split in two again. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I drew unmarked again. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Meet in front of the station at four. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : You better find something this time! |
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Kyon :
And with that said... |
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Kyon :
This time, we split up searching north and south. |
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Kyon :
We're responsible for the south side. |
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Kyon : About what you said the other day. |
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Yuki Nagato : What? |
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Kyon : I've started to feel a little like I can believe you. |
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Yuki Nagato : I see. |
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Kyon :
If you need to kill time with Nagato in tow... |
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Kyon :
...this is the only place I can think of. |
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Kyon : Oh, boy... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Do you realize what time it is now, you moron!? |
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Kyon : Sorry. |
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Kyon : I just woke up. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : You lazy dumbass! |
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Kyon : We were supposed to meet up at four? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Get your ass back here! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Within thirty seconds! |
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Kyon :
This was when the struggle began. |
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Kyon :
In order to move Nagato, who when reading, is apparently rooted to the floor... |
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Kyon :
...I had to get her a library card so she could borrow the book. |
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Kyon :
Ignoring the flood of calls from Haruhi during that time. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Late! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Penalty! |
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Kyon :
In the end, after yielding no results nor satisfaction... |
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Kyon :
...and wasting time and money like some kind of a joke... |
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Kyon :
...today's outdoor activity came to a close. |
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Kyon :
Just as we were splitting up, Asahina-san... |
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Mikuru Asahina : Thank you for listening to what I had to say today. |
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Kyon :
...she whispered into my ear, which wasn't a bad feeling at all. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : What exactly were you doing today? |
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Kyon : What about you? |
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Kyon : Did you discover something interesting? |
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Kyon : Well, they're not careless enough to let you... |
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Kyon : ...find them in one day. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Day after tomorrow, we'll have a review over today's behavior. |
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Kyon :
And with that, she left. |
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Kyon :
This has to be a dream. |
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Kyon :
A new week begins. |
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Kyon :
We've reached the point where the humidity of the rainy season... |
(0:18:41.80) |
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Kyon :
...leaves us sweating early in the morning... |
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Kyon :
Oddly enough, Haruhi didn't show up until right before the bell rang. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Fan me too. |
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Kyon : Fan yourself. |
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Kyon : Look here, Suzumiya. |
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Kyon : Have you ever heard the story "The Bluebird of Happiness" before? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : What about it? |
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Kyon : No. Nothing really. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Then don't open your mouth. |
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Kyon :
After spending the day... |
(0:19:02.20) |
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Kyon :
...being showered from behind by Haruhi's depressing aura of displeasure... |
(0:19:03.91) |
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Kyon :
...like a field mouse sensing an impending bushfire... |
(0:19:07.41) |
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Kyon :
...I scurried to the safety of the clubroom. |
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Kyon :
Besides, there was someone I wanted to talk to. |
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Kyon : Koizumi. |
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Kyon : Don't you also have something to tell me concerning Suzumiya? |
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Itsuki Koizumi : The "also" would imply that... |
(0:19:22.14) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...the other two ladies have already approached you. |
(0:19:24.14) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : How much do you know? |
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Kyon : The fact that Suzumiya isn't an ordinary person, I guess. |
(0:19:29.56) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : That makes things quite simple. |
(0:19:32.69) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : That is exactly the case. |
(0:19:34.73) |
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Kyon : Why don't you start by telling me your true identity? |
(0:19:36.57) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : As you may have suspected, I am an esper. |
(0:19:39.03) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : You can think of me as such. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I wasn't intending on a sudden transfer to this school... |
(0:19:45.28) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...but the situation had changed. |
(0:19:48.95) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Surely... |
(0:19:50.71) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I couldn't have anticipated that the two of them would join forces with Suzumiya Haruhi so readily. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I'm sure we'll have another opportunity to delve into the details. |
(0:19:56.54) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Seeing is believing. |
(0:20:00.09) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I also have something I would like to show you. |
(0:20:02.05) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : For now, I'll just give you a summary. |
(0:20:04.51) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : The "Agency" I belong to includes a number of other espers. |
(0:20:07.26) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Actually, there are a number of agents planted in this school. |
(0:20:11.02) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : And ever since our creation three years ago... |
(0:20:14.81) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...we have been observing Suzumiya-san. |
(0:20:17.65) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Everything began three years ago. |
(0:20:19.73) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Something happened then. |
(0:20:21.90) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : That was when I discovered within me what could only be described as ESP. |
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Kyon : What does Haruhi have to do with what happened three years ago? |
(0:20:28.12) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Perhaps this world is but a dream a certain being is seeing... |
(0:20:31.16) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : That is what the higher-ups in the "Agency'' believe. |
(0:20:35.71) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : And because it is just a dream... |
(0:20:38.50) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...creating and altering this world we call reality is but child's play for that being. |
(0:20:41.17) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : And we know the name of the being who is capable of such acts. |
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Kyon : You mean Haruhi? |
(0:20:50.10) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Humans have defined such a being... |
(0:20:51.56) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...as God. |
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Kyon :
You've even got people calling you God now, Haruhi. |
(0:20:55.73) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Look at it this way. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Could espers such as ourselves... |
(0:21:01.07) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...and characters such as Mikuru Asahina and Yuki Nagato... |
(0:21:03.07) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...so coincidentally appear at the same time? |
(0:21:06.20) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : This happened because Suzumiya-san wished for it. |
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Itsuki Koizumi : And it probably happened three years ago. |
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Kyon : So you're saying that Haruhi remade the world three years ago? |
(0:21:15.58) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Rather than remade... |
(0:21:19.25) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...perhaps we should say that the world began three years ago. |
(0:21:21.17) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Well, this is but our theory. |
(0:21:25.01) |
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Kyon : Whatever. |
(0:21:28.76) |
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Kyon : So. What do you people intend to do with Haruhi? |
(0:21:29.97) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : If this world loses the favor of God... |
(0:21:32.85) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...it could simply be destroyed and recreated at whim. |
(0:21:35.23) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I happen to feel some attachment to this world. |
(0:21:39.36) |
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Kyon : Why don't you just ask Haruhi? |
(0:21:42.82) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : There are those within the "Agency" who indeed advocate such a measure. |
(0:21:45.57) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : As well as diehards who seek to further stimulate her. |
(0:21:49.20) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : However, the majority is of the opinion that we should not interfere. |
(0:21:52.37) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : She has yet to realize her true potential. |
(0:21:57.67) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : In that case we are of the idea that... |
(0:22:01.29) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...she would be better off not knowing and living out her life in peace. |
(0:22:03.46) |
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Kyon : Let sleeping gods lie, huh... |
(0:22:07.51) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Precisely. |
(0:22:10.30) |
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Kyon : Are you sure you guys aren't the ones dreaming? |
(0:22:11.85) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : That is, of course, a possibility. |
(0:22:15.98) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : However... |
(0:22:17.89) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...right now, we are simply operating under the assumption of a worst case scenario. |
(0:22:18.64) |
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Kyon : Here's a test then. |
(0:22:23.44) |
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Kyon : You said you were an esper, right? |
(0:22:25.11) |
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Kyon : Show me your power. |
(0:22:26.90) |
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Kyon : Then I'll believe you. |
(0:22:29.20) |
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Kyon : For example... |
(0:22:31.57) |
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Kyon : ...reheat this cup of coffee. |
(0:22:32.53) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : My power cannot be so easily apprehended. |
(0:22:34.95) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Also, I usually hold no power at all. |
(0:22:38.46) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : A number of conditions must be met... |
(0:22:41.83) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...before I can use my power. |
(0:22:43.63) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : As I said at the beginning... |
(0:22:46.05) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ...I'm sure there will eventually be an opportunity to show you. |
(0:22:47.67) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Sorry to drag on so long. |
(0:22:50.51) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : I'll excuse myself for today. |
(0:22:52.72) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : That's right! |
(0:22:58.18) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : The biggest mystery would be you. |
(0:22:59.56) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : Although it's bad form, I investigated a number of things concerning you... |
(0:23:01.65) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : ..and I can assure you. |
(0:23:05.73) |
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Itsuki Koizumi : You are an ordinary human. |
(0:23:07.19) |
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Kyon : Excuse me! |
(0:23:15.12) |
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Kyon :
You don't have to obediently follow Haruhi's orders. |
(0:23:20.71) |
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Kyon :
That day... |
(0:23:30.38) |
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Kyon :
...Haruhi never showed up. |
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