A truly wise woman never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.
		-- William Blake

A university is what a college becomes
when the faculty loses interest in students.
		-- John Ciardi

A University without students is like an ointment without a fly.
		-- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin

A UNIX saleslady, Lenore,
Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
	She found a good way
	To combine work and play:
She sells C shells by the seashore.

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better
than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
		-- Tennessee Williams

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
		-- Samuel Goldwyn

A very intelligent turtle
Found programming UNIX a hurdle
	The system, you see,
	Ran as slow as did he,
And that's not saying much for the turtle.

A violent man will die a violent death.
		-- Lao Tsu

A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.

A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.

A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
		-- Ziggy

A watched clock never boils.

A well adjusted person is one who makes
the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

A well-known friend is a treasure.

A well-used door needs no oil on its hinges.
A swift-flowing steam does no grow stagnant.
Neither sound nor thoughts can travel through a vacuum.
Software rots if not used.

These are great mysteries.
		-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

A widow is more sought after than an old maid of the same age.
		-- Addison

A wise man can see more from a mountain top
than a fool can from the bottom of a well.

A wise man can see more from the bottom
of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.