All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats.
		-- Groucho Marx

All phone calls are obscene.
		-- Karen Elizabeth Gordon

All possibility of understanding is rooted in the ability to say no.
		-- Susan Sontag

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

All programmers are optimists.  Perhaps this modern sorcery especially attracts
those who believe in happy endings and fairy godmothers.  Perhaps the hundreds
of nitty frustrations drive away all but those who habitually focus on the end
goal.  Perhaps it is merely that computers are young, programmers are younger,
and the young are always optimists.  But however the selection process works,
the result is indisputable:  "This time it will surely run," or "I just found
the last bug."
		-- Frederick Brooks, Jr., "The Mythical Man-Month"

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire of every organism
to live beyond its income.
		-- Samuel Butler, "Notebooks"

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
		-- Ernest Rutherford

All seems condemned in the long run
to approximate a state akin to Gaussian noise.
		-- James Martin

All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands.
		-- Saint Patrick

All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
		-- J. R. R. Tolkien

All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can,
too, provided you use them for business purposes.  For example, if you
subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you
can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S.
Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax
decision: "Where else are you going to read the paper?  Outside?  What
if it rains?"
		-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"

All the evidence concerning the universe
has not yet been collected, so there's still hope.

All the lines have been written		There's been Sandburg,
It's sad but it's true			Keats, Poe and McKuen
With all the words gone,		They all had their day
What's a young poet to do?		And knew what they're doin'

But of all the words written		The bird is a strange one,
And all the lines read,			So small and so tender
There's one I like most,		Its breed still unknown,
And by a bird it was said!		Not to mention its gender.

It reminds me of days of		So what is this line
Both gloom and of light.		Whose author's unknown
It still lifts my spirits		And still makes me giggle
And starts the day right.		Even now that I'm grown?

I've read all the greats
Both starving and fat,
But none was as great as
"I tot I taw a puddy tat."
		-- Etta Stallings, "An Ode To Childhood"

All the men on my staff can type.
		-- Bella Abzug

...all the modern inconveniences...
		-- Mark Twain

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
		-- La Rochefoucauld