All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
		-- Grant Wood

All the simple programs have been written.

All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by
the government in less than a second.
		-- Jim Fiebig

All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately un-rehearsed.
		-- Sean O'Casey

All the world's a VAX,
And all the coders merely butchers;
They have their exits and their entrails;
And one int in his time plays many widths,
His sizeof being _N bytes.  At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms.
And then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,
And shining morning face, creeping like slug
Unwillingly to school.
		-- A Very Annoyed PDP-11

All theoretical chemistry is really physics;
and all theoretical chemists know it.
		-- Richard P. Feynman

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.

All things being equal, you are bound to lose.

All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice"

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money,
it's for fun.  Money's just the way we keep score.
		-- Henry Tyroon

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

All warranty and guarantee clauses
become null and void upon payment of invoice.

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes
infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in
which he was born.
		-- Francois Fenelon

All we know is the phenomenon: we spend our time sending messages to each
other, talking and trying to listen at the same time, exchanging information.
This seems to be our most urgent biological function; it is what we do with
our lives."
		-- Lewis Thomas, "The Lives of a Cell"

All who joy would win Must share it --
Happiness was born a twin.
		-- Lord Byron

All your files have been destroyed (sorry).  Paul.

All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent
upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a
visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is
informing, stimulating and ennobling.
		-- H. L. Mencken

Allen's Axiom:
	When all else fails, read the instructions.

Alliance, n.:
	In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
	their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they
	cannot separately plunder a third.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"